/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for sex.

Nice job OP lmao

>>33030869
we deserve it after that schizo

wife love!

>>33031057
WIFE SEEEXXX

>>33030959
I hate to think it might've been multiple schizos. Likely a samefag though. Dunno what he got out of all that.

i love sonny

please no war:(

>>33031139
Whenever i saw this reaction image i can only think he's being dicked down so hard he cried and his mascara just melts away

>>33031259
Stop, I just jacked off 5 minutes ago

>>33031259
shit you reminded me of that gangbang video i watch yesterday.

>>33031259
Ho-holy shit
elaborate

>>33030232
I'm not the one posting about Yugo and Maria and they're having a collab now right? If you're talking about the guy in a collab it's fine but I don't think hetshit should be discussed here is all I'm saying.

>>33030290
?????what

wuca love!

>>33031112
wife was made for loving sex, definitely not rape

>>33031480
I would never rape wife.

Current Streams:
Mysta Wheel of fortune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae92qTZixVY
Yugo Club 51 feat. Maria: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAAO-wsJ0pY
Kyo Minecraft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91pf8XnecYc
Fulgur XIV feat. Millie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWh6qPrdNvI

Upcoming streams:
Shu and Uki offcollab 1-2 Switch feat. Elira and Petra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjF3bYdL_gs

God I hate mondays

>>33031477
is there a no clothes alt?

>>33031480
>>33031545
You can't rape the willing.

i think boys should KISS

>>33031667
I think boys should ARGUE before they kiss

>>33031638
sadly no

>>33031667
shu looks like hes in heat

>>33031667
Brothers that

News:
Luxiem Puppets back on sale soon: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1569166565861629959
New Years VP Resale: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1569158859339419648
AGF 2022 Collab stream:
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1568796655864127490

Merch (limited) on sale:
Luxiem 6 months & New years VP (minus puppets)
Noctyx 6 months
Curtain Damashii Collab: https://www.curtain-damashii.com/nijisanjien_sp01/

>>33032509
tcb's luxiem artbook featuring other artists is also on preorder

>>33032564
Shit, forgot about that, thanks: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547

>wife calls alphinaud baby boy
>some twitter retard says he's 16 chat!!!!!
>chat starts spamming he's 16!!!
how were they not filtered by his debut streams

I did it, the deed is done

I HAVE KILLED TEMPUS

>>33032641
If his dumb chat knew anything they would know that the entire XIV fandom has adopted the twins and call them babies all the time

>>33032641
I think it's weird people give that much of a shit about ffxiv characters age. Especially because we have ten million year old eternally young lalafell.

>>33033187
yes more buff aussie men

>>33033187
Aussie offcollab workout session WHEN.

wife sure is horny this morning

>>33033656
I came looking for this message, and I 100% agree

https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1569339251552124930

>>33034095
Faster than me....
>>33033656
Breed wife.....

>>33034095
Shu sounds happy, glad he’s with his friends. Looking forward to the stream later

I tuned in to a little bit of Fulgar's movie chat stream yesterday, he seems like a pretty chill guy. His movie taste is alright, nothing spectacular in there but I might check out more of his streams off the back of that. I generally avoid the niji guys cos most of what surrounds vox is super cringy to me

Damn Mysta really is a woman.....

>>33034095
he sounds so happy, cute shu voice tweet

cuphead continuation when

>>33034493
Fulgur is a cool dude, glad you enjoy him. Vox is an outlier among the Niji dudes, don't let that paint your perception of all of them, each of the guys does something different from each other.

https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko/status/1569342221413138435
great schedule as always, ssg taichou

>>33034031
i guess he's always kind of horny during ffxiv streams, it's just been a minute since the last one

>>33034218
breeding sex with wife

>>33032650
Idk what you mean but based

>>33032641
They're minors, do you expect them to not be stupid? I'll bet they all have black butler profile pics while simultaneously saying shota is equivalent tp real pedo shit

>>33034493
What do you mean what surrounds vox? Not trying to start anything I'm genuinely curious if it's something he's actually done or if it's threadwatcher bait.

>>33035010
NTA Probably the rape ASMR, CN schizos and Fujobait?
That's just my guess, not trying to start shit as well but those are the generic threadwatcher take I see, might be bait.

i thought the uwuspeak in the seahorse voice was cute... the mind deterioration has gone too far...

Wife is SO horny for monsters today.

>>33035961
>Today
Did you forget that he wrote monster sex fics on stream and gave his brother pointers on how to make sfx for tentacle rape asmr? He's a monsterfucker.

Guten tag, I'm stoked about the puppets coming back in stock! Gonna get the whole gang and make them have adventures!

>>33035961
he did listen to his brother's dragon asmr the whole way through

millie trying to wheedle wife into making a lalafell character... tiny cocksleeve wife...

>>33034809
Ahhh more Alice in Wonderland I'm so happy. I've genuinely been falling asleep to the vod.

>>33036068
He's outright said it too

>>33036437
same, the softer voice he uses is really comforting

>>33032641
it's a collab so chat is full of new people, they're not comfydants. Probably the same people who got gifted membership

>>33035961
he literally said yesterday he's into monsterfucking...he's ovulating please understand

Which monster version of his brother would fulgur want to fuck the most?

>>33037212
WANT TO BREED FULGUR
NEED TO BREED FULGUR
DESIRE TO BREED FULGUR STRONG

>>33037212
he just brought up boysmell. he needs a cock to plug him up immediately

>>33037212
Oh I know but how.... hard? Is he ovulating as of recent? Is this more than normal or did being busy fuck my memory up!

>>33037466
all of them at once

>>33037776
>Tentacle sex
>Mermaid ovipos
>Double dragon dick
>Vampire bloodsucking
He's gonna die. He doesn't have enough holes.

>>33037899
magic him into a futa and he can have up to 5 depending on the configuration. i once read an arknights fic like that, it was hot

>>33037652
he's always ovulating desu, but the break....something happened to him during that break that made him come back even more horny and parasocial

>>33038843
Did it have something to do with kissing his brother on stream?

Good morning!! Milord LOVE!!

>>33039024
Morning! Reminder that from today on it will be the longest break demon has ever taken. Uncharted territory.

>>33039102
This art… beefy demon… it has given me newfound strength to carry on until he returns. Bless you anon

>>33039422
No problem, beefy demon is very good.

wife bringing up the monsterfucking and listing out all the monsters he wants breeding him

Mysta

>>33038996
kissing his brother on stream helped his horny, yes

https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1569307948513460224
I wonder how many he'll include in the end... knowing him he'd try to find a way to include them all but I doubt it's feasible, but who knows. I'm so glad I was able to complete and send mine in at lesat.

shu schedule
valorant is not a solo stream btw

Any anons who want to talk about their oshi-related dreams? around last week I dreamt of Luca putting my head on his lap and he was letting out a hearty laugh because i tried resisting at first as we were surrounded by the other Niji EN... i was very embarassed but damn it felt real and his lap was warm and his muscles firm... im so touch starved i ended up enjoying that dream a little too much

>>33041749
The last time I remember dreaming about anyone was one with Vox who was trying to fix stuff in his domain/hell iirc. It looked like a snowy mountain but underground with lots of lava pits and platforms around them along with oddly reminding me of minecraft too. It was a mix of viewing things from his POV and being beside him trying to figure out what to do and how to fix it. Whether he got things fixed or not I'm unsure since the dream morphed into something completely different afterwards. The only other dreams I remember having with my oshi were around Lux's first few months after debut and consisted of Vox and Luca ravishing me since I couldn't stop thinking about them... can't remember the full details outside of that but I know I dreamt about it twice in a row at the very least which is pretty rare for me.

>>33041749
ive had a few recent dreams about luca. one of them was just checking in on him while he was streaming to see if he wanted anything and he muted stream to say he was fine but he said i looked like i really wanted his attention so he could end it if i wanted him too. I told him it was okay to keep streaming but he just pulled me on his lap then started stream back apologizing and wouldn't let me move so I just fell asleep in his lap then woke up. It felt real since I can remember the game, the chat and his pc setup for some reason.

i need art of wife in this outfit holy shit

Husband might have to move his asmrs to twitch soon, thanks susan. Good thing I still have my archive.

>>33045276
Where did you hear this

>>33045371
New youtube policy. https://twitter.com/Miilkywayz/status/1569292899636097024

Oh he definitely got informed, poor husband. Management better have his twitch up by the time he gets back or I'm gonna be sad. https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1569395541368360960

Disallowing more sexual sounds means that he can't be as free form as he wants yeah, I wouldn't risk it with the amount of antis he has, fuck Susan

>>33045919
Softer stuff and more story oriented asmrs will still be ok on yt, but his sexual stuff has gotta be moved. Fucking susan can't let me have sex in peace

>>33046008
If nothing happens to his content before he comes back from break maybe he just lets it ride. Who knows? It's obviously targeted at women, mass reports only got one video of his age restricted, and he only does horny shit in the last hour to 45 minutes. I doubt anyone from enforcement actually watches anything and the bots are probably only trained for women.

The big thing is going to be whether or not management forces him to stop because it would now violate the company guidelines. I'm glad I have everything I want saved

>>33045276
>>33045748
>>33045919
>>33046008
We'll have to see if his old lewd stuff gets removed. It says lewd stuff might get age restricted instead of deleted, and some of his already is. He might have to just auto age-restrict some of his ASMR just in case, but if none if it gets deleted then not much would change otherwise.

wife's knees bend now, so he can better suck cock on stream

>>33045276
>>33045424
this shit is so infuriating, obviously it seems laser-targeted towards the kind of content vox sometimes makes but with how ambiguous it is id imagine a lot of 'safer' creators could still get caught up in this too. also sucks since ASMR in general has an objectively smaller community and wont have as many people to stick up for it... not that it probably matters much since they've resisted reverting every other bad change so far no matter how many people throw a shitfit anyway
>>33046246
>>33046187
i hope you're right, ill try not to worry until we start seeing people affected by it

wife wants to be pegged...

>>33046507
The policy update was posted on 9/7, so it is already a thing. And he has plenty of time for something to happen to his stuff before he gets back even if they are slowly rolling it out. So he has a good chance of knowing where the "new" line is, and how much he has to adjust if at all, without getting any strikes. Best thing to do is archive anything you are worried about and wait until he officially comments about it himself. Anything else is just stressing over possibilities and worst case scenarios.

https://poipiku.com/570935/7488554.html
shugur sex

>>33047557
Yeah especially considering the actual text of the change is less sensational in it's text
"Sexual sounds in ASMR content: We’ve strengthened our policies to better identify and action ASMR content that is sexually gratifying. ASMR videos with audio sexual sounds may be age-restricted or removed from the platform."

What is an audio sexual sound? Who knows. It would be funny if it forced Vox to get better at ASMR kisses so they don't sound like slurping though, but it doesn't look like an actual policy change, he's never gone "all the way" and he has no interest in doing so

>>33047914
wife nipple........peroperoperoperoperopero

My brainrot today is wanting a supervillain asmr from demon. I wanna be his little bumbling minion as he plans to take over the world. The fact the he's gonna sing some villain songs when he comes back is not helping.

>>33048499
It is 99% vague tweaking of nudity/sexual content guidelines. It is possible they start cracking down like crazy on everything, but it also might be "don't literally record sex audio and call it ASMR" and "stop putting scantily clad women with their tits out in your thumbnail", mixed with "educational sex ed stuff is fine, I guess..." I haven't seen crazy purges of big names crop up yet, so I am currently leaning towards the latter until people start posting proof of a bunch of stuff getting deleted.

>Wanted to draw lewds today
>Menhera acting up
Wanna suck on lucas nipples for therapy, wanna suck on luca's ass as a treat

How high are the chances for AGF luxiem merch to have at least one fabric based merchandise (like plushies or pouches)? I don't want any more acrylic standee nor can badges...

>>33050592
I wouldn't bet on it. Maybe the 1 year anniv will have something good.

>>33050592
its going to be the usual stuff as always, plushes arent a normal thing to be at agf honestly

4 voice tweets?
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1569428803415429123

>>33041749
He's not my oshi, but I had this dream that I posted in main thread once:

This is the third time I have dreamt about dating a member from Luxiem. Today it was Mysta, but rather than it being us dating it was how we became a couple.

My dreams are already psychotic and complex enough so I'll spare you the majority of details, but the gist of it was I was a personal friend of a variety of Vtubers, including a new group that had not debuted within Nijisanji yet. I was not a vtuber myself (yet). At some point Mysta got really hurt and ended up in the hospital, so we all went to visit him.
While there I ended up crawling into the bed with him, where we cuddled together and I went to kiss his forehead, but he pulled me down and kissed me properly.
We fooled around a little bit, shyly admitted our feelings for one another, had a few laughs and kissed a lot, until Fulgur showed up and reprimanded Mysta for causing unnecessary drama by getting hurt like a dumbass. There was some other drama that happened afterwards, but it's not really relevant. The most important thing that happened was that we were all hanging out and I got to sit on Mysta's lap, hold hands with him, and cuddle.

I am not even a Mystake.

>>33051780
Finally some fucking food

>>33051780
is it cringe?

>>33051786
that's adorable, "i am not a mystake but he is my dream boyfriend" is a little funny

>>33051980
not so far its just him rambling

>>33051780
Food... it felt like I was listening to a zatsu. I think I've been doing pretty fine while he's on break but it's comforting to be able hear him ramble. Very cute. I hope this also means he might have more streams where he rambles about films and the arts field in general, I love hearing his thoughts on it.

>>33051780
Cuddling with demon in bed as he rambles...

>>33054093
God I need it. Just listening to him talk about whatever for hours as I drift off to sleep...

Yugo lucky https://twitter.com/Yugo_Asuma/status/1569448072639578113

>>33041749
i hardly ever dream about my oshi, im jealous... that does remind me though i recently had a sorta funny dream i was gonna post but forgor.
basically the premise was that mysta, luca, vox and ike (rip shu ig) were doing a groove coaster collab and i was fucking around in some old friend's group chat while watching. all the hornyposts ive made /here/ were also archived there for some reason (sometimes i save posts i write if i maybe want to do something with them later but this had EVERYTHING). i really dont remember how this happened but somehow the invite got leaked and mysta joined the server and immediately saw all of the aforementioned posts and started laughing at them in the call, talking about how "there's so much fucking talk about sex with us in here" and putting up screenshots on his stream, basically totally derailing the collab and even changing the thumbnail to a picture of a random unrelated message one of my friends had sent. i clicked off after this because i didnt want to see their reactions when he got to the rapefic + i needed to do damage control, he also had perms and changed everyone's avi to a weird edit of luca before leaving. this was basically a meme on twitter afterwards and my friends, who do not like vtubers, were rightfully not happy with me.

to make things weirder it was a dream within a dream, I "woke up" and was so distraught by what had happened i immediately thought to call vox, whose tag i had for some reason. like i didn't know him personally I just thought he would find it hilarious similar to how people send anecdotes in supas. he actually did pick up and we talked a bit but went quiet while i ranted and after about five minutes i realized he muted; I checked youtube to see he was streaming a collab like normal, and i was so confused by this i waited a couple more minutes to see if he'd respond before ending call and actually waking up.

ill bounce off of posts about pretty much anyone but i am neither a mystake or a kindred, no clue what my brain was on about that night

SEX WITH OVULATING ARCHIVIST

>>33060266
>Vox invaded another person's dream to give support but stream was starting so he had to bounce
This fucking Incubus I swear

>>33060266
i want whatever drugs you're taking.

my only niji related dream was kissing uki in a mall food court lmao

>>33041749
The only dream I had with Vox in it was that Luxiem was finally getting their 3d, but for whatever reason Vox didn't want to put on the mocap suit for his debut so I had to stand in for his movements while he did the voicework. It worked out fine, there was some cool swordwork in it. I never have a dream with him in it that has me interacting with him, he always plays cameo roles.

luigi mansion 3 looks good i'll watch that

Starting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjF3bYdL_gs

>i am so good at balls

>>33030862
source?

kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3FRqZigWC4

>>33070424
kyo cute!

milking live on stream

uki milking his wife... fuuchan lactating.. many thoughts

>>33071630
wait what did uki say about wife

>>33071913
he didn't say anything about wifey. They were playing the milking game and uki won, insinuating that he's good at milking.

>>33072234
wow....milking wife's prostate....damn lucky uki TOT

Was thinking today about how husband aims to be here "as long as he can". Really made me step back and think about how this is only his 8th month here out of how many years he could be here for. All of the nuts stuff that has happened lately will become just the growing pains of starting out in such an influential wave. Makes me feel good that it's only gonna get better from here as he learns how to manage himself as a long term creator.

>the first thing Kyo does in NSO is shitpost on 4chan

>>33073934
>Kyo is /here/
>Kyo is the iluna doomposters

i love luca kaneshiro and i want to kiss him all over his stupid cute face

imagine any of our blonds with an undercut

Thinking about his voice tweets again and how nice it was to hear his voice. I miss my rambly milord, I'm happy he's enjoying his break a lot. He asked for kisses earlier and I'd give him so many if I could.
>>33073847
I think about this a lot. He's said it so many times, how if he could do this for 10 years he definitely would and while admittedly I wonder otherwise at times it does make me happy to hear. I hope his break really allows more of things to process for himself along with his psychiatrist appointment to better help him with it all.

>>33074092
shorter hair on wifey is so wrong. he just looks wierd without some hair falling past his ears

>>33074092
wife with undercut looks too straight

This fucking demon I swear to god

>>33076407
All his tweets today felt like a zatsu in tweet form.

nox puppets cute
https://twitter.com/nijisanji_app/status/1569506178891411456

>>33074945
he seems like he's already having a great time and he's only a week in, i'm really happy for him

>>33078617
I want to fuck puppet wife

>>33075830
I can't even imagine what straight fuuchan would be like

>>33079655
nightmare fuel...honestly one of the things that made me keep watching him was that he was queer just like me frfr

gn

>>33083124
gn kindred

would someone mind posting that picture of smug vox looking down at you with the pink showing so i can make an edit please

>>33083541 (me)
I found it

>>33083541
>>33084774
my shitty edit

my husband is playing nun massacre!
https://youtu.be/ZyJlEDirhE4
https://youtu.be/ZyJlEDirhE4

>>33085276
reminds me of this one, good job

>>33085932
i love this one lmao

does anyone have the password for this?
https://poipiku.com/4881903/7483631.html

>>33086547
wtf is that password

>>33086854
something to do with their birthdays? i can't make heads or tails of it

Vox being autistic but not a weeb was one of the few things that attracted me to him

>>33089742
Sometimes I wish he was more weeb since I'm one but it clearly wasn't a dealbreaker and I thoroughly enjoy hearing about everything else he goes on about. I can also at least go to Fuuchan for weeb stuff as well.

it would be funny if vox had a weeb arc where he watches and dismantles all of the dogshit anime that comes out

>>33090079
that would be so funny, i never watch anime critics or reviews on youtube but now i want to see him autistically tear apart seasonal garbage... im sure sometimes he'd think more about the plot than the mangaka did

>>33089742
I like him not being a weeb, most vtubers are weebs so it's interesting to hear him ramble about other things. His Star Wars rant is still one of the best things he's ever did and I haven't even seen the new trilogy

>>33090955
true and based, i dont like reylo but he justified it well enough where i agree with him.

>>33090955
im pretty impressionable in general but yeah its funny i refused to touch the new trilogy with a 10ft pole for my own reasons before that spiel and by the end of it i was nodding along like "damn he's got a point..." i still haven't seen the new movies but because of him id like to try giving them a chance one day

https://youtu.be/wpMsOoRaZCk
https://youtu.be/wpMsOoRaZCk
splatoon waiting room
great description

>>33092240
It makes me want to be un-gentacle with my tentacle

>>33092240
i always love sonny's descriptions

>>33092326
I wonder if that anon who was manually catalogging all of his titles and descriptions is around

>>33092452
Yes, I'm here

i love how whiny and begging luca gets when he plays scary games

>>33093208
same, he's so breedable when he's like this

>>33086547
anyone figure this out? i tried 372692 and 829092 but neither work

Luca will forever be traumatised by these haircuts, why do the shota artists never draw him with embarrassing hair, it would be cute

I love hearing Luca play with his ring on his necklace chain as he talks

>>33096074
its probably the one he wears on his hand than the one on his necklace

>>33096150
Oh you're right it sounds now like he's picking it up and dropping it on the desk

Can't stop thinking about Uki being uncomfortably close to Shu during their offcollab with Shu trying to deflect and laugh it off whenever Uki gets touchy feely. And with them forced to share a bed together I can see Uki trying to get frisky and Shu mumbling that he doesn't like Uki that way. Uki forcefully pushing Shu down and angrily telling him he will never score with Elira anyway so what's the harm. Shu looking away with a grimace on his face when Uki trails kisses down his stomach... Shu hiding the tears behind his hand when Uki sucks him off!!

>>33096902
Uki is so skilled and he cums so fast too, crying and gasping and thoroughly ashamed as he realises what just happened. As Uki looks up at him and wipes the remaining cum between his lips, Shu's stomach churns. Trying not to sob he stumbles from the bed and stammers an excuse about having had too much to drink and feeling sick. Except as soon as he's in the bathroom he doesn't run to the toilet to puke. He slides down with his back against the door, silent tears pouring down his cheeks as he reconciles both the fact that his friend just assualted him and the fact that despite how horrified he is, his body will never forget how good it felt.

luca random guerilla stream
https://youtu.be/Ur4Z8zDD2cc
https://youtu.be/Ur4Z8zDD2cc

>>33066877
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100875821

I miss him

Think the Gamers will become apart of your fold? Or much like Iluna, just be background noise

WIFE LOVE! missing his stream this morning because i have 2 back-to-back meetings! i hate being a wageslave!

splatoon is one of my favorite series so im really happy sonny seemed to have fun with it in spite of nintendo's retarded servers... id like to see him get better over time and hopefully it can become another quickplay option for idk streams besides apex. he's still a bitch for pretending wednesday doesnt exist but he was being cute today and i liked hearing his stupid game idea so ill let it slide this time, he better have something good planned tomorrow.

>>33103301
I like that he didn't mention anything about the next stream. I have no idea what it is and what to expect and I like that. I think if he said something about it, it might have given away what it is. I'm banking on it being another VA stream, but again, who knows?

>>33096902
>>33098092
Very hot, do you have more for that emotional trauma? How will they act around each other afterwards?

wife's morning voice holy shit

>>33096902
>>33098092
hot as fuck can I pay you for a fanfic

Drawing DJ https://youtu.be/ZYN3TTkSHY8

Mysta and Shu as bara dilfs with a beards. Discuss.

Ike with his cute sister https://youtu.be/5oESd0iQL6A
Fulgur https://youtu.be/C5bGl0KXA90

Yugo…….

Fic anchor doko?

DJ is back

Man I love Yugo

>>33104786
>fucked up OP
>no fanfic archive
anon who made the thread is retarded please understand

Sexcat

people in demon’s replies couldnt figure out he’s livetweeting the nintendo direct…. do any of them actually play games…

>>33109105
Sucks being in the minority but it feels like being in a secret club that knows him better than most of his fans

>>33109105
I wish he had more fans that understood him and his references

catching a bit of wife during lunch to rejuvenate me before i dive back into meeting hell i fucking hate meetings that COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL i'm can't even do any actual WORK

>>33112803
It has been a nice stream. He got very invested in the story. Hope you are freed from meeting hell soon and get to enjoy the VOD!

>>33113046
thanks, i'm glad i only caught the tail end and it didn't spoil much of the story... just hearing him talk has already improved my mood. can't wait for omori tomorrow too, we're being blessed with such a comfy week.

>No boys for another 7 hours
Jesas just give us wave 7 and gamer boys at the same time at this point

wife being cute again with the kaomojis.......wife cute....

WIFE THROWING KAOMOJIS IN CHAT HE'S BEING SO SOFT AND CUTE

he covered his mouth while laughing again how does he do it how is he so rapeable

>>33114011
and all of them will be overlapping with the existing members

>>33114238
Just stream when Enna does holy shit how hard is it to do, no boy streams at that time

>>33114011
If they get more us and canada people, which is likely, these hours will stay dead

wife is so whiny what the hell happened during this stream... i need the vod asap...

The devil works hard but I work harder

>>33114598
thank you for your service fellow kindred

>>33114598
I have an archive of everything as well, I just dunno where to host it

JP comfydant asked fuuchan to be their bride, wife mind degradation knows no borders

>>33114698
maybe you can ask one of the kaida anons in nijimales. someone linked a site that had kaida's asmr in it after he privated his stuff. forgot the name of the site but his asmr stuff was there.

>>33114698
I (same anon who posted the screenshot just now) was planning on making a dropbox folder personally. Or just uploading them to nyaa so they’re easily searchable

>>33114598
adorable. i have the hard drive space to save every vod and collab he's been in though. just in case. and also the bigmonkeman37 vod. bless the anon that saved an hour more than me
>>33114771
based

>>33104786
you can copy it yourself if its missing next time

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For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

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Thank you!
>>33096902
>>33098092

>>33115053
I’m only saving the stuff I feel is at actual risk of being deleted like ASMRs with all the adult content policy changes lately. No need to be so uppity about it.

>>33115107
i'm just flexing. the more people who have copies of it the better

>>33115223
here’s your olympic gold medal

>>33104786
fulgur needs to roll through and update the archive again

>>33114852
It's this
https://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCckdfYDGrjojJM28n5SHYrA

>>33115695
Neat, more archives out there the better

>>33115695
just to note, this archive lost a lot of shit from a few months ago so if a stream was privated its probably not there anymore

>>33041749 (me)
>>33061689
Bless anons, those were all interesting reads... I'm the type of person to record my own dreams since I find them interesting, and it's fun to read what other people have dreamt of.

>>33043053
Holy sex! Akumafia poly love!
>>33044674
Cute fellow Lucub... My dreams tend to be realistic too. Boss' warmth...
>>33060266
I hate how I can actually see something like this happening
>>33051786
Cute Mysta dream... I once also had a Mysta dream were we were both high school students. Mysta and (me) had a rivalry since we both liked Ike and we competed to see who Ike would like more, but we ended up confessing our love to each other instead. I'm not a Mystake either...

>>33115284
the archive anon rrat is still the funniest thing to come out of this general

should I buy the artbook

>>33117876
I still haven't figured out a good package consolidation and shipping service or I probably would

catching up to wife's vod from today, he's literally reading a story about ovulation

>>33120397
Because he's ovulating

>>33096902
>>33098092
The next day, Uki slides up behind Shu when the girls are gone and wraps his arms around him. The sorcerer breathes in sharply and starts shaking as he hears "Hey babe..." softly in his ear. "Oh no, why are you shaking? It sounded like you loved it yesterday..."
Shu starts hyperventilating.
"Don't worry Shu..." He says with a wry smile, "I can make you feel better..."
Uki leads him to the bed. His mind is racing, and his dick is rock hard. He feels every inch of skin on Uki's hand intertwined with his own as he finds himself on his back looking up at Uki looming over him, a hungry look on his face. Uki slides off both his pants and Shu's before he snaps out of his trance and tries to scramble off of the bed, only to find his bulky biceps and legs pinned to the bed by the psychic. Uki leans down next to Shu's head.
"It's so cute watching you struggle." He bites his lip and moans. "It really gets me going..."
Shu doesn't have time to process it before he feels himself slide completely into Uki, the tall psychic lowering himself down onto him with all his weight, throwing his head back and moaning as he begins to fuck himself on the sorcerer's erection.
Shu's mind, caught between three different worlds, breaks completely. He starts moaning and crying as he looks up at the most attractive man he's ever known thrusting his hips down into his own over and over, the tightness around his dick driving them both insane. Uki moans louder as Shu starts thrusting up into him instinctively, both men making unholy noises for minutes on end.
"I'm going to-" catches in Shu's throat as his cum rockets up into Uki, the sudden release shocking him. His mouth opens and his tongue hangs out as he groans loudly, his head slamming back into the pillow. He keeps thrusting for second upon agonizing second as years of pent up sexual frustration empty out into Uki. It goes on for what feels like an age before he loses consciousness.
When he comes to, Uki is spooning him and rubbing his stomach. He hears him humming softly.
"You were so good, babe. You made me feel so good..." He trails off. Shu stares blankly at the opposite wall, completely dissociated, blinking occasionally, firmly in Uki's grasp.

>>33120681
god damn i love rapist Uki

>>33120637
his eggs require fertilization

>>33114011
Just hire another Brit or two to cover these dead hours

I had a dream that Alban had flown secretely to Australia and was staying with Sonny with no intention of sharing it with their fans, they must have agreed with Luca to all meet up at Sonny's place because I was viewing the entire thing through Luca's eyes and he aknowledged that he was pretty early but Sonny had said to let himself in when he arrived since they'd probably just be playing games and opened the door to the two of them fucking on the couch with Alban being unfazed but Sonny looking shocked. And then the dream changed completely but now that I'm awake I can't get the thought of it escalating until Alban's being spitroasted between his 'brother' and his brother.

>>33116851
ive never had vivid dreams often till luca talked about his own dreams and sleep paralysis, now they happen a lot more often if he's involved in them. its incredibly weird

>>33120397 (me)
wife walking around holding his little cross makes me want to write him getting molested as an altar boy

>>33124578
UOOOOOH SEX please do anon!!!

I have to head off to work now but I just woke up from dreaming off and on again about Luxiem actually during my nap before waking up. I can only remember it being set around Anime Impluse and noticing that despite Vox being on the screen he was downstairs at a fancy restaurant being served food alone and wondered if he ever ate anything that wasn't gourmet (in a loving way). I wonder if I'll remember anything or will forget the rest as the work day goes by...

>>33122361
You carry that burden, anon

kyo updated his schedule

>>33126640
what will the "fear therapy" be. Is that a kusoge?

>>33126983
Isn't that the game Mysta played with Uki and Enna during his 900k

>>33125791
sounds interesting like a start to one of his asmrs

i cant stop thinking about breeding sex with luca and he just keeps going so there's a 110% chance you'll get pregnant.

>>33127738
hour after hour after hour, he's not going to stop until he's sure

Good evening! Posting this on behalf of Archive anon since he’s still without access to 4chan and cannot wifepost. He wants you guys to know that his wife is still as cute as always and asked me to attach this pic.

>>33129708
hope he's doing well!

>>33129708
very nice, i hope he's well

>>33129708
glad he's ok! archiveanon love!

>>33124863
YES PLS!! if you do, feel free to share since i've been itching to draw altar boy fuuchan but my brain's been fried

>>33130131
shit i meant to reply to this >>33124578

>>33129809
>>33130048
>>33130087
He says thanks + that he misses you guys! /Nenmen/ anons LOVE! Please continue to wifepost in his stead; it’s what he wants!

>>33127738
i cant stop thinking about breeding sex with shu and I just keep going so there's a 110% chance he'll get pregnant.

>>33130323
i leave this thread for an hour and miss our on archive anon updates... i miss him too and i hope he enjoys the asmr fanfic reading on friday, seems right up his alley!

>>33124863
>>33130131
i'll try to get something done this weekend but i don't want it to end up too similar to the box tenshi one. please share your altar boy fuuchan brainworms. i'm also hesitant between who to cast as the priest. ike, maybe, since wife seems to have a bit of cute idol worship going on, or shu, since it's his oshi?

>>33131705
>hesitant between who to cast as the priest
Can I throw in a curve ball here and ask for Nagao, because he's an exorcist?

Shu could sell his semen to women wanting to be pregnant with his kid and yaminions would kill each other for a chance to buy it

>>33127738
cum froth...I'm hungry...

>>33131705
He’s looking forward to the stream, yes! I hope you guys are excited for it as well; should be very fun and interesting. Another pic attached per his request.

>>33126304
I will write a paragraph about it later and make everyone else carry the burden of seeing the truth that is double incest with alban along with me

>>33130338
>>33132026
shu can breed me too and id gladly let him even if id have to force him to

>>33129708
>>33130323
>>33132248
The fact archive anon misses us so much he's sent someone to talk to us is so cute. Tell him I hope he enjoys the fanfic stream as well as the urban legends stream!

pog voice tweet
https://twitter.com/luca_kaneshiro/status/1569819887488614402

>>33133398
I’m always here, I communicate with him via a /vtwbg/ server and so I’ve been keeping him kinda updated on both /nenmen/ and /vtwbg/ and I’m more than happy to relay messages. /nenmen/ LOVE indeed!!

>>33131854
i can't picture nagao as anything without cracking up and playing scenes from oliver's 3D debut in my head or from when he fumbled "seasoned with ginger" in the telephone game. any clips about his lore or anything honestly that could make me see him in a hornier light would help

I miss my husband... It's so cute that he needs to get in a cuddly position to keep rambling in the voice tweet....

>>33135334
we get to see him 3 times this week but its not the same

>>33133621
im glad he's working out again

Yaminions... why is your oshi so pretty?

>>33134359
Due to the nature of clips, pretty much all of them just exaggerate the "haha dumb grandpa" aspect of his personality since those moments are the most clippable. This is the only lore-related subbed clip I've ever seen https://youtu.be/vTERxBuIGf0 Do you understand Japanese at all? That would make this easier. But if not, I can just describe him a bit.

He really is a goofy, sociable extrovert, but he's also the kind of person where the joking and airheadedness is actually just hiding how incredibly smart he is. For example he memorized the entire manual for Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes in just two days, and learned morse code in three. In the context of the altar boy Fuuchan story I think Nagao would be amazing as one of those chars who seems harmlessly fun and a little dumb, so everyone loves and trusts him, only for it to turn out that he's actually extremely manipulative.

And here's my favorite cover from him because it's sex
https://youtu.be/IH10EP8xvxE

Miss demon so much. Literally the day his break started, my life became a crazy living hell…. the only thing thats got me still going is waiting for his return…please have a nice break but also please come home soon..

the aussies as the durmstrang kids

Hello /nenmen/. I haven't watched Luca in a very long time (nearly a year) and I was wondering if he's still the same silly himbo I remember him as. Has there been anything notably good that happened to him over the year? Any really good VODs I can watch during my spare time?

Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGxWuXEhJGY
Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Yi3Ql1tWc

>>33139304
He recently moved out of his parents. If you want a summary of the current Luca in under an hour, watch his Shower stream

>>33139304
He's moved out of the basement and into a new house so he can be way more wild. He did a shower stream a few days ago that has some rp in it. I don't know much else, I'm not a lucub, sorry....

>>33139304
he's still the same silly himbo maybe a bit more parasocial and yume than he was at the beginning with viewers.
>good things that happened
he moved out of his parents basement and he's renting a place, he's been there for 2 weeks now.
id suggest all of his vods honestly but the really good ones are probably his two asmr videos and these:
300k vrchat celebration https://youtu.be/cg7CMWbXkF4
madison playthrough
https://youtu.be/uzVGRftl9l4
and any minecraft stream of his along with his veggie tier list

>>33139304
he moved out and unleashed his true potential with his shower stream. he's doing a cooking handcam stream this weekend.
but for old streams:
300k stream
karaoke
chivalry luxiem collab
drawing stream

>>33140431
>>33139304
If you're going to watch the 300k celebration find the vod in the archive he had to cut a bunch of funny stuff out of it iirc

>>33140296
>>33140317
>>33140431
>>33140513
Thank you for letting me know! I'm glad that he finally has a living quarters of his own so he won't be interrupted anymore. I'll be checking out the 300k vod right now.
>>33142402
I see. I'll start digging around for it.

I am looking forward to the Volta and Shu collab in a few hours

>>33142402
>>33142643
all he cut out was the end where he talked to fans, nothing else was cut out really

>>33143985
cant wait to see the merch art even if it ends up being acrylic stands and badges for the 5th time

>>33144130
I hope it's a long collab, I Shu and Hibari had very good synergy, I'm sure he'll get along with the others and they must be excited to meet their EN senpai

>>33144455
he seemed to get along well with the others through twitter from what ive seen, hopefully he's back home and not on his laptop or anything though

>>33136201
thanks so much, i'll check all these out. unfortunately my japanese is "i used to watch a lot of anime" level ergo non-existent. that tidbit about memorizing the manual and learning morse code is very interesting... i'm going to look for some chinese subbed clips of him too, there's usually more variety (and less heavy-handed editing) there as it's done mainly for translation purposes.

as for the altar boy fic, i'm thinking of going for ike as the priest, and then when nagao passes through the town and visits the church he "rescues" fuuchan but really ike just sold fuuchan off because he was getting too old for his tastes, and nagao was the buyer.

I wish the official store lets you delay shipment... I want to buy the both the Noctyx and Luxiem puppets, but I don't fancy paying the ridiculous shipping twice...
Here's to hoping they restock the Luxiem ones before the Noctyx ones leave the store (and that the ones I want don't get sold out before that)

>>33147470
Well guess what, it's your lucky day
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1569876084925112320

>>33147853
Or not, I can't read

>>33147930
>Sept 22
Yeah... at least I can stop hoping and go ahead with my Noctyx order before the ones I want get sold out.

Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSu45nBoUQE

What games announced today do you think the boys will play when they come out? Fulgur and TotK is definitely gonna happen.

>>33152511
id love to see shu or luca play the new zelda game but i dont know if its their thing, shu might be into the pikmin game. id like to see vox play fire emblem just to shit on it honestly

>>33152599
id want vox to play fe3h just to see what he thinks of the plot

>>33153049
i wonder if they even have permissions to play those games, ive wanted one of them to play any of the fantasy games outside of ffxiv forever

>>33152511
Vox with Ib and TotK and maybe the spongebob game for the memes

>>33154171(me)
Oh wait I misread >>33152511 as what do I want the boys to play

>>33153580
some of the jps have played fire emblem, but iirc perms between jp and en are different? so who knows

>>33154418
yeah they are which is stupid imo

>>33154171
i think he would skip IB because he played it with ike on his channel

DJ has a tiktok now
https://www.tiktok.com/@dj_yugo_asuma/video/7143084500849839361

I think I've overall been doing alright with Milord on break but I wasn't expecting how much I missed him to hit after hearing him in a short clip... It'll pass and I'll get over it but Milord...

>>33155172
going back to his roots i see

>>33155310
well we get him in 3 collabs this week... it's almost the same

Can't wait for chuuni taichou!

>>33155501
If I can catch them... I'll probably have to VOD after work but at least it's something...

my husband is doing a comfy zatsu!
https://youtu.be/PCvE1w0v8xU
https://youtu.be/PCvE1w0v8xU

maidenless....

>>33086547
Has anyone cracked this...

>>33158086
i havent been able to figure it out

>>33159129
I don't even care about the porn, I just want to solve it at this point