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Sleep-deprived Mori is cute
fuck fauna
Early announcement. This is 2nd and available for purchase but it's not the big announcement.
Anime OPs are like their own genre on their own. There's a reason some bands like FLOW, back-on, MWAM, etc work on like half the shonen that come out.
>>32842889Sure. Where do I sign?
>Made in AbyssDoes it hold up after where Season 1 ended?
>>32842934
I love Ina!
Limited Edition Vinyl of Shinigami Note LP. Well, that was lame.
>>32842779>yo yo niggas
That's it? No one wants vinyls. They just take up space. I still have the last one just sitting there ever since I bought it.
>>32842988The movie is 10/10 and i still like season 2
Be sure to buy that one and break it for the (you)s schizobeats
rrat
>clickbait thumbnails>clickbait stream titles>clickbait tweets>clickbait personalityMori is really good at what she does, and I'm done pretending that she isn't.
>>32842926based
>>32842956Oh please, Mori was a goddamn saint to Kiara. It’s not Mori’s fault Kiara is a codependent psycho.
thoughts?
I knew it
>Look at my thighs!
meh
Why would someone buy a fucking vinyl?
>look at my thighs
I don't think this surprised anyone
can you fags just reconvene in an hour? it's obvious the announcement is more of her music. stop shitting up the thread and wasting my bandwidth. I don't care if it doesn't work like that.
GURA IN 20 MINUTES
Yes Mori I do want to grab them
Mori I'm not going to buy Shinigami Note again.
>>32843001That only one of the announcements
>Look at my thighs they’re so squishy >Don’t you just want to grab them? MORI?
Fauna sucks at Holocure or maybe Holocure is just a bad game
Theres another announcement right?
Left side!Right side!
>>32842988Season 2 is about to peak.
>look how squishy those thighs are>don't you just wanna...UUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If I buy this can I flip it for a profit
WHAT THE FUCKA MORI SPECIFIC STORE
I sleep
DEAD HOUR ENDING IN 20 MINUTEShttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwohttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwohttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Big announcement
Mori gets a US based international store for her Vinyl Shinigami Note LP.
UMG LOVE AND HATE
SHE IS SUPPOSE TO GRADUATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm going to DDoS that store.
>>32843051My wife
based Mori
B A S E D
Well that's surprising but not really a big announcement
At last!
Gee Mori why do you get your own store?
>Mori became a store
Mori shill streams are great
>>32843025Hoe often do people have to laugh at you before you realize that nobody limes you?
>The queen of hololive gets her own storeUS BASED
>>32843090This is great news, I hope they can springboard off this and sell hololive stuff from these connections.
>>32843051I keep forgetting Gura exists with how little she streams.
I-is this the power of UMG?
I hope we get one of these with the vinyl
>US>Based
the password is shrek69
HOLY SHITITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>32843098*yawn*
>enter password
>>32843102>>32843125>A literal store>Before a US based Cover 3D studioUh, yea, that's pretty huge
This is great if they can get the rest of EN in on that
>>32843036they come with a digital download code so you can frame them as art
>>32843102a store where you dont have to pay international shipping costs for the international talents is a big announcement yes
Meimei a cute!
She keeps winning!
ILOVE AME
>>32843087yeah i've been wondering about this, how well does hololive limited merch do for resale? i feel like flipping it short term (1-3 months post sale end date) would be decent. for all the indecisive people who didn't buy during the timeframe
Really made up for Fauna and Ina ending early.
>>32843171Courtesy of UMG, not Cover.
US-based store, thats better
....DOESN'T THAT MENA THAT SHE'S NOT GRADUATING ANY FUCKING TIME SOON?
OH NO IT JUST HER BAD UMG SONGS!
I STILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR FOR MY CHICKEN MITTENS AND THEY GIVE MORI THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32843102I get to save money on shipping so it's a pretty big deal to me.
Aw dang, now I can maybe get her physical music at an actual good price.
>it's a fucking clickbaitnice one wigger
>>32843177It will be only for Mori on the Universal side though
>>32843172Sorry wigger with high school bullying ptsd privileges only.
Imagine not being a deadbeat
Did she say what anime she's doing the OP for
Told you. This could have just been announced at the end of a normal stream or even at the end of the myth collab
What a waste
Gotta wait for Calli store to open at 9:00 her time. No password for you!
>>32843189>IT WORKS
>>32843056>again
>>32843171No I get that. But I'm fine with shipping times and fees. I'd rather have the studio
I knew I was right to save my Moricoin!
>>32843205Ok?That doesn't mean it's not huge you fucking retard it's a store.
>>32843243She didn't
Why is she like this
>>32843149how was the announcement cuckbeat?
>>32843218Rushia had eternity ring merch that didn't even ship before she was fired.
>>32843031Yes ma'am!
>>32843171>Ame needs to put her studio together in a basement, with a box of scraps>Mori gets a fucking UMG funded store for her exclusive merch
>Mori gets her own US based store without the rest of Holo or Cover
>>32843183this mem is correct
>>32843025Someone post the Kiara long post. Don't want to argue with the "woman"
>>32843171>A litteral storeNo it's not, it's a website and pretty much just faster shipping for US.
>>32843109im going to ddos your mom fag
the password is hunter2
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!
>Where’s my overseas store?
Are we gonna have an explanation for why Gura disappeared for an entire week without as much as a warning?I don't think a HoloEN has ever taken a straight week off without any kind of acknowledgement before.
>>32843205Anon I know you want to belittle every single Mori accomplishment at every opportunity but she has a fucking store all for herself. You can't really cope at this point just seethe
>>32843300why do you think that
>>32843218Are you for real?
>>32843136the walmart of vtubers
>>32843264ILOVE AME
>>32843189ISRAEL
>>32843242Honestly can't.
guys does mori ever stop winning
Huh, that's actually a pretty big deal.
Imagine getting excited about Mori music
>>32843183yeah!
>tfw I get to see my goomba soon
>>32843298My Ina
>>32843280I said graduation, as in "willingly to move on" rushia got fired
>>32843316Not now deadbeat.
my cool husband towasama...
>>32843225Try being popular next time chicken.
Hey since this is hololive English can we get this for all of them??????
>>32843316yeah she experienced a relatively minor setback, doesnt everyone take a week off from work when that happens?
>>32843316>le sad shark
DEADBEATS FIND THE FUCKING PASSWORD!https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/passwordhttps://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/passwordhttps://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/password
>>32842779her model is so cute so why does she have to be such an annoying wiggergod damn it
>>32843333>french menhera
I'm in.
>>32843280Rushia was fired, Sana graduated
>>32842811Nothing would kill her viewership faster than people seeing how ugly she really is
15 minutes remaining! (Not clickbait) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVwzLz-uOgUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVwzLz-uOgU
Mori doesn't know her store password.
Oh what the fuckWas that a warn or an actual ban?
>>32843183The cutest
>>32843333I want to have sex with frogs.
>>32843281>Mori gets all of the Cover support>Tons of concerts and songs>deal with UMG>her own storeFeeling pretty good
>mori online store>no EN3
>>32843316She will give a brief explanation and then go into more detail with her members.
password is nigga
vinyl and shop, those are the big announcements, right ?
>Gurahttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwo>Subaruhttps://youtu.be/HurttQDjflo>Mumei 2hrhttps://youtu.be/tL3nRsLq6Pk>Koyori 2hrhttps://youtu.be/7aMKgl5ihOI
>Universal knows that it costs them less than a fraction of a penny to print a CD, and that most of the costs come from shipping fees>by fronting the cost for US-based production, they're basically going to make hundreds, if not thousands of % more per CD than beforeCover really is behind the 8-ball.
>>32843281>Mori gets her own US based distributor while the rest of EN still has to go through geekjack or the Holopro shop which still doesnt have a western distributorPretty good actually.
I tried
The password is rimjob
>Shrek is a Universal property and they know I like ShrekHOLY SHIT IT'S TRUEOFFICIAL COLLAB SOON
Kiara seething?Kiara seething.
>>32843389I don't know if you're serious but I highly doubt she took an entire week off streaming because of Big Brain running into technical issues.
Wawa is cute! So cute!
>Musical slave
>>32843318>>32843261I'm not downplaying it retards, I'm saying Cover is fucking retarded. UMG is actually getting shit down while Cover is too busy making an mmo.
>>32843394I tried wigger, no luck
>>32843448>ISREAL
>>32843356You know she wrote lyrics for A New Start right?
>music distributor slaveUMG IS A BLACK COMPANY CONFIRMED
>>32842996Me too! A lot a lot!
Mori is Universal's slave. She admitted it.
>>32843420I am extremely confused on why jannies are being fags about the term SEANigger, guess one of them is SEA and it hurts their feelings.
>>32843316>Gura disappeared for an entire week without as much as a warning?Doesn't she do that all the time?
>>32843342
This was such a waste of time. A tweet would have been enough to announce this
If this was Ame all the holoEN talent's mech would be sold there
>>32843470And it's the worst part of the song kek
FUCK OFF SUSAN. STOP PUTTING SUSPECT IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS
>>32843441It's pretty fucking big but it's not relevant to me. It's probably a better idea if she announced this amidst of her a new album instead of just selling SN again.
password = DeadbeatsShouldKillThemselvesNOW!
>>32843444>Buying CDs>In the year of our Lord 2022
>>32843316I hope she doesn't and weakbuds get culled
OK is there another announcement we're stalling for or was that it?
/hlgg/ seething?/hlgg/ seething.
>>32843446Since when does this shop ship Cover stuff such as merch etc.?
THE ONE PIECETHE ONE PIECE IS REAL
>>32843498I'm so glad I forgot about the stream and opened it literally seconds before she actually announced it. Then I promptly closed it again.
Mori for the love of god stop reading chat, I'm going to have a stroke
>>32843458you're right she probably took a week off for absolutely no reason at all, which she does regularly also
>>32843318It is an online store. I could open up one
>>32843520CDs are a novelty collector's item. Just like vinyl.
>>32843518doesn't work
should a white rapper be calling herself a slave when she has black label mates?
>>32843441Yea I mean they're cool but I'm not gonna pick up the vinyl. I would like if UMG integrates with Cover in some sense or at least tells them what they did for some US merch distribution
She leaned into being called Dad because it's comfortable. What did she mean by this?
>>32843486That's also the impression I get but her most dedicated chumbuddies assure me that's not the case and she's always given a reason (they won't post any clips though)
swordfish not work
>>32843523I feel another "owning the haters" song coming!
>>32843510Here anon I got you a new one insteadhttps://youtu.be/KS4brKpD5qE
>UMG people buttering her up
>>32843444Who the fuck still buys cds you boomer?
>>32843528CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
>>32843520They're collectors items now. But if you're collecting physical copies of music you'd probably be better of buying Vinyl.
Team Calli is... cute?
>>32843498My brother in Christ, you watched the Mori stream
>UMG watches her streams>They watch Live a LiveBASED BASED BASEDUMG LOVE
Universal laughed at Mori's Powerwash simulator stream and they watched her Live-A-Live stream as well.
the password is niggerfaggot
>>32843563Only in Japan. People buy vinyl way more than CDs. You can't even play CDs now without specialty equipment.
I've completely lost track of Mori. Where is she again? Japan? USA?
UMG are deadbeats...
>>32843506I don't care. I want a Hololive mech, whatever the cost.
>>32843458I think she has a new PC setup and probably spent the last week setting up. Remember that she's not very bright.
>>32843568mori is willing her own blackness into existance, being a white american wasn't good enough, and being japanese isn't happening either.what will she think of next?
>>32843444Everything is produced in Japan for cover, so the logisitic would stay the same for them. And it's not worth it setting up an entire production chain in the US just for faster shipping. Meanwhile UMG already have a production chain in the US, they can just put Mori stuff with it.
>>32843633in my bed
>>32843612A BUCNH OF FUCKING DEADBEATS IS WHAT THEY ARE
>>32843633As we speak? Japan
So Mori's subpar viewership is 90% UMG bots?LMAO
>>32843551Whatever the reason, we're not allowed to discuss it here because it's quite clearly not Hololive-related.
>Kiara>Constantly whining about not being able to do anything. On the verge of breakdown nearly everyday. Increasingly irrelevant >Mori>Bonafide international superstar. Signed to a major label that gives her anything she wants. Beloved by all levels of Hololive, talent and management alike Ain’t karma a bitch?
>>32843575Its actually because she made two huge membersonly posts in a row and she has to rest her tiny brain and stubby fingers from the exertion it took to post them
>>32843633Japan
>>32843629>You can't even play CDs now without specialty equipment.You mean computer, laptop and every game console that read discs
>>32843281>thinking he's owning uslol come back when your shark gets her own store and record deal shitter, even a homo is out-doing her with song covers.
>Mori stream>good threadThis has been nice
1 more announcement? Will play Rust today but not sure when.
>>32843633Japan, for now.
HOLY SHIT MORI IS COLLABING W
>>32843633this month Japannext month probably USA
>>32843653>>32843612Do you think they have women in the team?
The password is BOSS NIGGER
>>32843523What the fuck is there to seethe for? A fucking online store funded by UMG while her numbers keep dropping and she becomes more irrelevant each day?
>>32843506blame Cover
>>32843643what a fucking nigger
>>32843526Its an Universal thing, not Cover.
>>32843674sounds accurate
>>32843676KEK
>>32843619>even with them watching mori still had less than 3k ccvMori....
>>32843690>good thread
>>32843603It would be a shame if the internet got cut off...CD copies are still better. You can rip them at best quality, and you own the music.
Record labels are unironically based for exploiting artists for years and years and have it be public knowledge that they're basically devils, but they keep making money because people willingly sign the contract to sell a chunk of their soul so they themselves can get money too. It's one of the most human being businesses out there.
>>32843087Yes but you have to hold on to it for a year.
>>32843604wtf is this and why am I seeing it everywhere now?
>>32843394>ENTER PASSWORD>"PASSWORD">Password incorrect
>>32843316""""Projects"""" anon. Probably still reeling over the fact that she got quoted 200k for a track so she could cover QUEEN while Lui and the Homo Axel just get to put one out kek.
>>32843642She would definitely have said something if that was the case.
>>32843489does anyone have the soundpost of the insane cackle she did at her show?
>>32843676You know someone will grudge post this right?
>>32843728How come you only care about this shit when it's Mori? Other holos are signed to labels too
>>32843718>tons of people happy>like 2 fags reeeing on cooldownyeah pretty good
>>32843676Maybe if the chicken drop the shit voice and use real voice
>>32843674yikes, makes sense though. last 10% must be leddit cucks.
>>32843676Didn't your oshi have a breakdown and rage quit a stream over being told to take a picture in a game? Then be told to members only her chat? Talk about fragile kek
>>32843744
>>32843676>Bonafide international superstar
>>32843749Seems like the plan
>>32843379towa is a girl
Mori forgot to check her mailbox and pay bills.
>>32843183Cute and sexy.
My Mori forgot to pay her bills again!
MYTH 3D LIVE AT BUDOKAN. I CALLED IT. HOLY SHIT.
>>32843703The day this place stops seething at Mori is the day she becomes irrelevant and it isn't happening any time soon.
>>32843763>2
>>32843674>>32843715>>32843776go back
CRASHING THE FUCKING WEBSITE!!!!!!!!
>>32843700Of course?
>>32843676Daily reminder that Kiara regularly beats Mori's numbers these days.
Mori status?Calli status?deadbeat status?
Mori says: Pay your taxes!
>>32843685If you have one of those you can just stream the songs. Cds are useless
>>32843809WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>32843676Kiara seething
>>32843676>>32843716>>32843770Heh>>32843779
4 is a pretty awesome number
Mori might play HoloCure over Rust if she changes her mind.
>>32843808cope more
>>32843818>KFP have to cherry-pick streamsGrim
fat voice
>>32843785>>32843779>>32843842Tell me when they join UMG and her own shop to sell stuff
What the fuck is actually wrong with numberfags?
yeah im about to experience the good stuff
>>32843703>her numbers keep dropping11K viewers for a nothing shill stream about a vinyl we knew was coming since her sololive.
>>32843825
when are we getting another towamei stream?
>>32843820Cute!Cute!Cute!
>>32843820StreamingSleepingHanging out
>>32843690>good threadAnon...
>>32843818>Mori making millions and getting deals all over>chicken woman fading into irrelevancybut the vod numbers huh
>deadbeat hours>people shitting on Gura and Kiara>People replying to said posts and agreeingGod I hate deadbeats....
SHE CAN'T
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH BEING /HERE/
SHE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
QUEEN OF SEETHE
>>32843818>buff game vs part 6 of visual novelnumberfaggots are really bleach drinkers
>>32843749Grudgepost what? Kiara is never going to get the kind of deal Mori has.
>>32843025Seethe harder deadbeat
Oi bronies, the announcement was not her graduation :(bad news just keep coming huh...
I have question>mori talk on the 4chan>very large>mori being watched >very smallFor why?
I love my large-chested chimkinwife a lot, and think she's extremely sexy.
>>32843676>>32843716>>32843770>>32843838>>32843894>>32843900
>>32843900Are you that dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETckHHfH7EI
>>32843826Tell me that when all the music and games are removed because of copyright or it not making them all the money anymore
>>32843411sell me on the rrat's membership in the next 5 minutes
>>32843685Anon none of those come with CD drives now.
>>32843877Lopsided boobsWould fauna rather have big lopsided boobs or symmetrical midsize boobs?
What the fuck is deadbraps problem?
>>32843818>part 1 gorillion of a drink making MV>HoloCure update and Kiara cant beat 30k which Gura will do todaysure.
>deadbeats
GURA IN FIVE MINUTEShttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwohttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwohttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwoDEADBEATS MIGRATE BACK TO YOUR SPLIT>>32828582>>32828582>>32828582
>>32843741My money's on traveling, she wouldn't have missed the Rust S3 opening otherwise and there were no sightings of her on the server at all.
>>32843865>11kwhen every single other hololive member is not streaming during peak US hours.get help cuckbeats
SHE IS GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>32843900All you baby
>>32843858UMG Japan, copebeat
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Why are all the major music releases in HoloEN associated with Mori and not their specially created vsinger?
>>32843865Because she was baiting viewers anon. Just look at the takomori collab. Nobody watches mori anymore
>>32843964this is morig
Towa
>>32843965>>>/t/witter
fuck mori
>>32843953You get to use this emote and she tries to do a membership stream at least twice a month and it will always be scheduled on the weekend so the most amount of people can catch it.
>>32843865>11KSana got 16k on her Announcement stream
>>32843818Imagine being KFP
>>32843953$5 for live Rrat ASMR isn't a good deal for you?
>>32843958Just buy a CD reader
>>32843818This comparison doesn't make any sense. I'm a teamate with no horse in this race; you need a Mori holocure stream for the comparison to make sense, or compare Kiara's Cult of the Lamb part 547 with Mori's VA-11 Hall-A part 653.
When she started writing music, it wasn't very good. It still isn't good, Mori.
>>32843953You can pay $12 to be entered into a raffle that lets the winner mating press Bae
>huge announcement >goes on "break" Classic mori
Gawr Calliope
>>32843685You know they have removed CD Drives on all of those right?Most computer cases nowadays don't even have the drive slot at the front.
>>32843997she's hololive's singer
>>32843947soundpost hortit's missing the % after .moethe bug happens to me too
The real question is who will buy Calli's music from that store???
>>32843969>>/vt/?task=search2&search_filename=1661601150211439.png>catalogniggerof course
>>32843785>is famous in multiple countries>has had sold concert>preformed in multiple countries>some of the highest subs in Vtubing and Hololive>Easily the face of HoloEN>Respect of JP and Western Vtubers>not a superstorecope more
>>32843676>cuckbeats hours>constantly bringing up Kiara for absolutely no reason holy fucking shit you niggers are pathetic.Also fun you say that when Mori had a breakdown a couple days ago over chat backseating and her recent CCV has been completely dogshit.
>>32843997Because you won’t stream her fucking songs lazy ass fucking stickman
>>32843982Man how can you be so self unaware. The amount of cope in that correction is something else.
>>32843937>>mori talk on the 4chan>138>>mori being watched>10,320?
>>32843862I'm not ready for this AAAAAAAA
>>32843997IRyS should stick to gaming.
>>32843818Yeah
>>32843918All I am seeing is deadbeats seething at Kiara tho
>>32843818Hilariously blatant cherrypicking aside, what IS up with Mori's CCV?Yesterday Ina had 2-3x her CCV when they were streaming Rust together, it's weird as shit because Mori has always dwarfed Ina in CCV as far as I can remember.
More gay dreams!
>>32843964THIS IS /MORIG/ BITCH
>>32843997Because she barely gets 100k views on her new mv in a week
>>32844019Yes, hence why I said>Speciality equipment
>le deadbeats vs kfp larpHas anyone actually fallen for it yet?
>>32843952Or when the city power grid fails
>>32843865oh right, you just reminded me I should report it for clickbait. Thanks!
>>32844054good job detective, only one person is allowed to use that image, you caught me
NO ARCHITECT POSTING
Mori that story is kind of cringe... do girls really do this at sleepovers?
>>32844058>kfp and getting baitedYou guys never learn
>>32843949
>>32844040So the zoomers with 5 IQ computers
Keep going mori
>>32844105I mean catalog/ twitter people seem to be all for it
>Mori thread>Mori announcement >somehow still make it about Kiarahow???
I DONT STOP EATINGDONT STOP EATINGDONT STOP EATING piZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gura's stream can't start soon enough so chumbuds can drown out all this deadbeat shittalk towards her genmates.
...
Mori had a dream last night about girl's night with friends watching season 6 of Jojo, watching theme song eating pizza and starting sign "don't stop eating, don't stop eating, pizza". It started looping eating pizza and laughing with Jojo theme song lyrics replaced with Pizza. Architecturebros? Are we winning?
The quality of this board would be instantly improved if numberfagging was a bannable offense.
>>32844123Bimbot
>>32843102>a fucking shop>Ina and Fauna ended streams early for this
How do they keep falling for it? Are they doing it on purpose?
Gura finally killed her numbers for good
Gura really loves her buff games huh
How did it go from TakaMori to both fanbases attacking each other for talents who are both annoying
>>32843761Not once did I mention Mori specifically you fucking fragile cocksucker. I said labels are based for exploiting people, have it be known that's how they work publicly for years, and still get away with it despite it. Calm your fucking bones deadcunt.
>>32844157AME NOOOOO
>>32843997Because she sucks at it.
>>32844105>larpDeadbeats were proudly the first Kiara antis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAiKxMx-LBQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAiKxMx-LBQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAiKxMx-LBQ
>>32844106Or when the website go under
>>32844088Ina has a consistent viewer base like gura. Mori doesn't. Simple as.
>>32844115Don't be that guy that uses another anon's filename. It's just lame
ONE MINUTEhttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwohttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwohttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwo
>Mori having to buy 2 airplane seats
>>32844055Jesus christ seabeat learn english. It is pretty obvious you typed this with tears in your eyes
>>32844146what is wrong with numbers, they're an objective measurement and legitimate statistic that spawns genuine discussion
>>32844146The board would be instantly improved if the meidos actually banned shitposters, but that would require doing their job
>>32844157WDSDIB?
Cuckbeats are the juggalos of vtuber fanbases. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if most cuckbeats are unironic juggalos as well.
>>32844149dont call her that...
>>32844157Why'd she do it, gents....
>>32843997IRyS' songs are written by Omega.
FUCKWhy am I so bad at stage 2Got murdered by Mikodanye
AND THE SHOW IS TOMORROW
Mori loves Ina!
I love Ina too!
LIST OF THINGS THAT SHOULD BE BANNABLE BUT ARE NOT>Numberfagging>Schizoposting>Doomposting>Nijisanji>Towa
>>32843676>>32843779>>32843785>>32843818>>32843894>>32843923>>32843865>numbers>tribalism>debuff this buff thatgo back to numbers
>>32844157Why did she do it lads?
SAY IT AINT SOI WILL NOT GO
>>32844177WHERE IS THE PHONEMORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>32844175>calm down>this fucking postDidn't mean to give you an aneurysm
>>32844119>Deadbeat makes retarded post>Someone calls them a retard>"Heh y-you fell for my bait"Every time
>>32844058Typical KFP, can’t defend his own oshi without dragging another Holo down. Fanbase reflects the streamer.
>>32844016Those two hundred fifty three thousand four hundred and ninety seven views?All me.
>>32844184I thought that was Sseth in the thumbnail I might be racist.
>>32844123Really like this song.The first couple seconds remind me a lot of this tho https://youtu.be/65ckB_T4w8w
>>32844133Schizo's who hate both trying so hard to make it seem both fanbases are le bad.
I LOVE INA MENTION
>>32844146basically any fanbase vs. fanbase shitflinging. it's so easy to weed out and contributes nothing
IT"S UPhttps://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/
>>32844012>16k for an ominous announcement from Sana>Announcement for merch on a video that has a title with BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ??? what?? while the thumbnail shows its going to be merchdo numberniggers really?
Mori's 3D looks better than it did for holofes.Good for her
I want to rub my penis on Mori's face
>>32843965extremely aacurate
>>32844233
>>32844203Learn to use commas first, then we'll talk.
>>32844157Banana bread
>>32844220It just means you are worse than Koyo at video games. So maybe Iofi's level?
>>32844196She was mogging Ina's CCV consistently before.
>>32844220kite the fire indicator one way, then go the other way
WHAT’S THE PASSWORD?
>>32844157
website live now.
>>32844252That's the deadbeat classic though
>>32844212There's nothing wrong with juggalos.
LETS KILL THE FUCKING WEBSITE!!!!!https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.comhttps://shop.moricalliopeofficial.comhttps://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com
>>32844245I'll give you a (you) because you seem pretty desperate. Hang in there anon.
Hi mori :)
BUY BUY BUY BUYhttps://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/
>>32844079Nice try but that stream peaked higherthan moris
>>32844088Have you seen a mori stream?
Oh wow, an online store because they definitely couldn't have sold this through the Hololive store!
>>32844283Squeeb is not only welcome here but it’s also encouraged.
>>32844233Sexualizing cute Holos should be bannable as well
>>32844133Deadbeats are scum
feels good being a deadbeat
>>32844063PEAK irony, kek
>>32844172Nobody here ever liked Takamori. Deadbeats gated Kiara and KFP tolerated Mori while Kiara was in Japan.
sharkwife streaming today?
I feel like Mori sometimes just opens her mouth and lets whatever stream of consciousness flow out of it, and she thinks it makes sense, but then you listen to it and it's a garbled mix of half-sentences that are inter-woven with random references to lyrics and song titles, and the subject changes like a half dozen times before she finally ends the sentence full stop.
>>32844157do scottish people hate the queen? or is that irish people?
Jesas, I'm not even junior in front-end and I bet i can do a better website than this garbage
Oh, boy, more HoloCure!
BASEDFUCK R*SSIAblyat
>>32844295takamori2022
>>32844332See you in 4 years
>>32844206Not on Youtube they're not. They're purely made up by Susan
Why are the animations laggy? Why are some of the pics fucking blurred? What is this fiverr pajeet web design job?
>>32844332I actually don't remember but was the other UMG stuff sold through the Hololive store? I don't think it was so maybe they can't
>>32844288>>32844294I just don't have the damage most of the time, I'm okay at kiting.Though I keep getting myself stuck on objects in the office that I think I can clear.I haven't spoiled myself on collabs so I feel like I'm missing a bunchalso I have almost no upgrades.
RRAT STARTO!
Gura cute Gura cute!
I'm surprised Kiaraschizo still gets (You)sThe state of the thread is entirely your own fault
>>32844206Numbers without context is detrimental to things. A good example of this was Houston Rockets crashing and burning because numbers said that midrange shooting isn't needed anymore.
>>32844332Mori's official store ships to Europe, a concept that has eluded Cover for all these years
>>32844266>https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/No where do I see HOLOLIVE or COVER by the way
Happy for Deadbeats, but forcing Fauna and Ina to end early for this is still kind of annoying
>>32844377>San Marino
BaeSMR starto
cool site, but kinda basic
>>32844338Indeed!
>>32844375I haven't watched a single Holocure stream so I'm excited too
>>32844365a better question is: does anyone like the queen outside of england? if so, what's wrong with you
Since when does YouTube notify for these?
https://twitter.com/amsrntk3/status/1568180949577527296
>>32843097Based chumbie and his wife saving my free time.
>>32844356I like MoriI like KiaraI don't like Takamori(ship)I like takamori(friends)
>>32844403Deadbeat hours. Please understand. Chumbuds will down them out soon.
>>32844363it would have saved you a lot of time if you just typed "mori's cute" instead
No Russia again. Thank you, Mori.
She can get away with this!
>>32844377That's Rwanda anon...
>>32844393Get more upgrades, do a few money-making runs if you feel like.Also, try using a controller for twin stick usage, it really helps.
>Gura streaming holocure at the same time P*ppa is playing itDo they hate each other?
>>32844432I'm sure a lot of White Americans do for whatever reason
>>32844233>TowaY tho?
>>32844422>forcingThey are just lazy and didn't want to stream, don't blame Mori for that
Is this seriously fucking it? No other announcement?
>>32844088That's how youtube works, but CCV outside of 4chan competitions doesn't matter as double the CCV doesn't translate to double VOD view count.
>>32844040>not owning a full tower with 3 5.25 inch bays holding a BD reader writer, a memory card and compact flash reader, and an additional DVD/CD combo drivengmi.How else are you going to burn all those totally legitimate ubuntu ISOs you were torrenting?
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARKWIFE'S ON THE TELLY
>>32844404>numbers without contextContext is subjective. That's the point of discussing numbers.
>>32844422Who told you they had to stop?
stfu my daughterwife is live
>faunina ended for this
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARKWIFE IS ON
>>32844416That's because it's UMG. The terms and conditions link goes straight to UMG's website
SHARKWIFE IS LIVE
SHUT THE FUCK UP GURA IS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwOwBAlUfwohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwOwBAlUfwohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwOwBAlUfwo
Gooba time
SHORK IS LIVE
>>32844437Chumbuds don't look!
>>32844393Have you tried posting your cute butt
GOOB LIVE
COVER MOGGED
STFU MY SHARKWIFE IS LIVE
>>32844343Has Furea killed Sans again recently? I miss those streams.
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARKWIFE IS ON THE TELLY
I don't think the limited edition is actually limited
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE MONTHLY BLUE GIRL
SHARK IDOL STARTINGhttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwohttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwohttps://youtu.be/JwOwBAlUfwo
BTFO DEADKEKSMY SHARKWIFE IS ON THE TELLY
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32844055>superstoreMori is my local Walmart? Well sure, I guess she's fat enough.
>>32844471Go back
>>32844484>Ina and Fauna stopped their stream early for something that could have been announced in a tweet
SHUT THE FUCK UP FALSE FLAGGING DEADBEATS MY WIFE GURA IS ON THE TELLY
>>32844410And will get there long before Cover's shop do
RATE THE STREAM
EVERYONE SHUT UP SHARK IS ON
>>32844432I'm a leaf and I'd say it's like 50/50 over here
>>32844370Cover revenue: 10mil/yearCover expenses: 10k/year
RATE IT
and is dead
It's Gura time. Deadbeats out
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK CHUMBIES HUWAHAHA
>>32844493>>32844506>>32844511>>32844513>>32844516>>32844520>>32844527>>32844532not anymore lemao
Thanks for nothing Cover
SUSAN?
I predict the shitposting will stop when the shitposters start watching their oshi
Gura...
oh god one more week of no streams
AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>32843818
>>32844573I SAW HER BROS I SAW HER/10
>>32844493>>32844503>>32844506>>32844511>>32844513>>32844509>>32844516>>32844520>>32844527>>32844532>>32844546>>32844547>>32844567?
Gura did her work for the week!
that was a quick stream
Rate the stream?
>>32844481Fauna's streams have averaged 3-4 hours, today's stream was less than 2. It was obviously management telling her to stop early
RATE THE STREAM?
Well, see you next week, chumbies!
>>32844530Rumors say a restraining order was placed
>>3284456410/10 filled her stream quote for the week
who let the footfag design the store banner?
It's fucking over for me if this stream gets cancelled, the withdrawals were already getting way too strong
Bae cute....
>>32844432Canadian here, Queen is fine with most of us. Indifference mostly.
>>32844541Nose...
Goomber...
that was it for the month
>>32844309>>32844316No.
Gura......
>>32844365>or is that irish peopleWhat part there two after all
OH FUCK YOU WIGGER MORISTOP SABOTAGING GURA
>>32844576>>32844573betterthananymoristream/10
>>32844537Unless it has something like the proof of deadbeat it's just a regular ol' SN with alt art. That's enough for collectors to go rabid over, but it's not for m.
>>32844573I blame Watamage/10
GURA IS GRADUATING
>Thanks for tuning in>Stream ended 61 seconds ago
enjoy your store kekbeatstime for a real stream!
Well we got our stream.See you next time
OBS HATE
>>32844607Holy fucking KEK
>>32844590>>32844592>>32844598Reaped/10
HOLY FUCK DEADBEATS NO ONE CARESWHERES GURAAAAAAAAAA
Stream of the year
gura...
SHE STILL DIDN'T FIX HER STEAM RESERVATION SETTINGS
>Actually ended the streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwOwBAlUfwo
>>32844510And that is not concerning to you??How much of Mori do they own??
why is youtube so fucking shit
Unironically this, guys.Just finished the funeral I had to organize for my mom. obligatory lets goooooooo But seriously, treasure your family and loved ones if they're people you actually like, because you just don't know
GET THE FUCK CUMBUDS THIS IS MORIG
Gura I will actually kneel if you don't stream kek
Stream over...See you in a week guys
YOU HAD AN ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK OF NOT STREAMING TO FIX THIS GURA
Best 41 seconds of my life
STOP THE (STEAM NUMBER) COUNT
>>32844213STUPID BIMBO BOT
41 seconds of my sharkwife...it will have to do
Someone please just shoot me
ah ah ah ah...
41 secondsIs that the shortest hololive stream ever?
>>32844688um bro gura's stream is already over
huhaha
>PC still failling >The collab is tomorrow Gura is such a fuck up
>>32844628Fauna stopped a whole hour before Mori started, though?
>>32844718>Youtubeits literally on her
Lmao no fucking way we are getting Big Brain tomorrow
AHEMWawa pits
They somehow ship to China but not Russia? why???
>>32844688We’ll this is embarrassing
When will it end? When will they stop replying to each other?
Did she not touch OBS at all during her 30th week long vacation of the year?
Poor Gura...
Why shouldn't Gura be kidnapped and put in a ISP data center with a computer?
not even mad, just laughing at this point
>>32844635Furea...
>>32844721
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>32844485people can tune in for as little as 30 seconds to count as a VOD view.
still 10/10 no males stream
>>32844447>friends
I will wait another week if I have to.
>start the stream>close the stream after a couple seconds>take a couple days breakit's that easy
shoutout to everyone who watched the mori stream i didn't have to
Goober......
I hope the chumbuds like the stream for the week at best
>I waited over a week for 41 secondsAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32843997Didn't suck enough dicks like Whori
>PrivatedKEK
>>32844599They watch their oshi /vt/ all day though.
>takes a 6 day break>streams 41 seconds>leaves
JWU, QRD on what happened during the stream?
Big Brain Academy is going to be fine, right?
>>32844688lol
Welp, Gura is the new Ayame and Ayame is the new Gura confirmed.
>>32844721No one even knows "Lets gooooo" here anymore
>>32844768She's gonna need a big brain to get her OBS working
She isn't gonna make another frame, is she
ITS OVER
The Big Brain continuation is going to go great
See you next week, huhaha!
>>32844795I wish, anon.I wish.
>Chumbuds are satisfied with these streamsUhhh...
does gura even try to test her stream setup before going live?put any preparation effort at all into your fucking job?
>>32844744SHE IS NEITHER STUPID NOR A BIMBO
>>32844727Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, morig's two blocks down.
>>32844688Sorry chumbie, I know y'all miss Gura...
>>32844771Do you not know what’s happening?
GURA BETRAAAAYED UP
>>32844688Kek
Myth song for anniversary seems 100% confirmed
>>32844343Being against lewding cute Holos should be bannable
>>32844785Just leave it to me
Those 40 seconds was enough for me to live through another week.Thanks my beloved oshi
This counts as a stream. No more vpäomplaining about gura not streaming
GO GURA GO
>>32844830OBS crashed and Gura forgot to disable auto-end so YouTube ended the stream
>>32844438It's been doing it for about a week now. They finally added a useful feature.
Well see ya next week chumbies, good stream
>>32844765Bet she hasn't done anything from that wall of text.
>Had an entire week of not streaming to fix OBS and PC issues>Doesnt do itIm actually gonna lose it if she ends up not streaming tonight.
>>32844688(me) well this aged poorly, god dammit goomba
>>32844779KFP and deadbeats deserve each other.
>More girls than just meWhatever that means it's not just Myth I'm assuming
>>328438732nd week of October
>>32844831BASED KUSOGAKI
>>32844830she said the nigger word and susan shut it down
She had a fucking week to fix that, now she's gonna cry again at night...
>possible MYTH song
>>32844721On the bright side, in that webm, the other cat was just at the vet's, not dead.My condolences, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDICSOdPa6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDICSOdPa6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDICSOdPa6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDICSOdPa6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDICSOdPa6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDICSOdPa6QPLEASE GATHER
I dont care if she streams today as long as its fixed for the brain game tomorrow
>>32844864that's as long as I last these days anyway
She is setting expectations, expect the second collab to be shorter than the first one
Big Brain Games 2 is going to be cancelled isn't it
>>32844844Ayame is already MIA again, she could only stream 4 days in a row before breaking.
>>32844670Northern Irish probably don't give a fuck anymore
Welp that's it. I didn't get my weekly guranium...
>>32844902>vpäomplainingyou ok there?
>>32844830She said "BLACK PEOPLE, OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM DON'T DESERVE TO WATCH VTUBERS" and then Susan cut the stream
Rate the streamRate the newsRate the website
Great stream same time next week?
FUCKING GURA HASNT FIXED HER SHIT YET PLS GURA YOUR ACTUALLY PISSING ME OFF
>>32844688nice real stream chumbie
>last week: 45 minute stream>This week: 1 minute streamWow Gura is really pushing the boundaries here.
>>32844804You will wait another 3 months
>>32844088>Mori has always dwarfed Ina in CCV as far as I can remember.
>Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-ENgood LORDdon't use the lords name in vain Gura
>>32844830it started she screamed the n word multiple times and then ended the stream
>>32844721my condolences anon
Bae is biting a strawberry and spilling it's juices right into my ears
>>32844915Golem get ye gone
>>32844919its implied to be with them but the news hasn't broke.. Just a weak backpedal I think.
>>32844914It's all good my man as long as it was just for fun
Mmmmmm abababababhuhuuhuhuuhuehe strem huhuhuha plalapalalalalalalalploop eeeeeeeeerrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeyoiyoiyoi hahawheeheewehe
>Two Gura streams in one dayAnd to think people complain
>>32844866You’re trying to defend the high spec Android that was voted the most pin member of Hololive and managed to forget her keys at the office but didn’t notice until she had reached her front door.
I have a membership of Gura but I am very close to cancelling it and giving it to someone who actually prepares
>>32844933>>32844934I'm sure things will be different this time!
ABOOBALOOG
>TWO (2) streams on one dayLETS GO GURAAAAAAA
2nd time's the charm right!
>>32844721SALLY FORTHsorry to hear that, my manganbatte out there
>>32844973Hey she didn't say bad lord or anything
Late shark electric shart
>Only 2 copies because we don’t want people resellingCHUMBUDS AVERT YOUR GAZE
2 streams in a row?Holy fuck, Gura is going wild tonight
OH NO NO NO chumpedos were too high on the smug the shark poofed LMAO
>>32844933>>32844934gura just wanted lower numbers
>>32844817Better than Worms collab
>>32844933>>32844934THIS IS THE RUN
>>32844975>>32844950based gura
>>32844988But is it a 400 dollar strawberry from Japan?
>>32844933>>32844934Damn, Gura doung two streams in one day???
Two streams? In one day? Gura is pampering us.
>>32844914>>32844688This is what's called karma chumbud, don't be rude next timeI wanted to watch her too...
It's time for Gura to move to a city.
>>32845003That's normal.
>TWO STREAMSCHUMBUDS STAY WINNING
Wait what happened to Gura? I switched to her on Holodex and her VOD is privated.
>>32844933>>32844934casts a spell on Gura's stream
Nice Mori stream, now I'll just tune into gura. Wait... she isn't streaming
>>32844990You may be right, don't know why she would leak it at all if that was the case though
>Private stream Someone make it webm, I just got here
How many guras does it take to screw a lightbulb?
>>32844973jesus christ goddamn goddamnit
>>32844305>There's nothing wrong with juggalos.
I miss my oshi
>>32845091One to eat the glass
>>32845072went live with her camera on
Two streams in a day suggy deez
>>32844957>45 milliseconds stream next week
>>32845012Cute rambling/10Really cool store/10Feels good to be a deadbeat
>>3284493310 second stream incoming
>>32845012My wallet horts/10
>>32845003everyone's a little dumdum sometimes...
I'm not a chumbie, but when I watch Gura streams, I like to just post a distortion of Gura's name then close the chat
>>32845055i've learned (my) lesson
>>32845003>managed to forget her keys at the office but didn’t notice until she had reached her front doorthat's genuinely not hard to do. who's neurotic enough to check their keys before they get to their door?
I will use this iPhone magic to cast a spell that will destroy all the schizo narratives!
>>32845105You wouldn't say that to violent J's face though
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARKWIFE IS ON THE TELLY FOR REAL THIS TIME
I thought Hololive was a group of STREAMers
Got my box set copy
>>32845012She was pretty cute but the announcements were whatever/10
stfu my daughterwife is live again
>>32845072She probs have some OBS issues that only manifest when she goes live
>>32845090It was just the loading screen + Holocure menu music
God I fucking love my retarded fish brain wife
MY SHARKWIFE IS BACK
I bet $5 gura will cancel her stream.
Poor Goomba please don't get mad at my oshi, she's just abit retarded but she's cute though.
>>32844943Well she needs to come back in 3 months, what events can be streamed on her channel before then?
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARKWIFE IS ON
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARKWIFE'S ON THE TELLY AGAIN
SHARKWIFE LIVE (again)
>>32845157live again?
LONGER THAN 41 SECONDS THIS TIME LET'S GO
>>32845105Unironically yes.
Hope you like OBS
>>32845012got away with it/10
kekI love my retarded daughterwife
Gwombus
>>32844951>>32845012FUCK YES A MORI STORE FOR WESTERN BEATS and Mori was very cute as well/10
Gura's actually here this time!
GURA VOICE MY BELOVED
If Mori gets rewarded all the time, is it really worth the seethe over her getting girls to collab with males? Maybe we should let it become the norm
Wow is guras loading screen always this fast chumbuds?
BIGFISH IS REAL
UOOH Gwar Grombus
What did Mori say about Ina?
Is Gura still using OBS?
>>32845180i bet she wont, loser members mori
>>32845135everyone? if you're outside you don't pat yourself every now and then to check you're not missing anything?
>Mori ended for Gura>Gura waited to start til Mori was doneBONE BROS
Wow doing something better already with the website
>>32844928>>32844977>>32845014Thank you.
>>32845012SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
30 seconds of Gura is better than an hour of Mori
>>32844721LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmy condolences
I will now go watch Gura and play HoloCure while you weirdos bait each other
Gura better have Suspect on mute or I'm gonna crash the stream again
UNHINGED
>>32845135I always pat my dick before I leave.
Gura?
GURA IS UNHINGED
>I'm a little unhinged todaySHE'S GONNA SAY THE GAMER WORD
>>32845243you may be ocd anon
Gura is high or drunk
Gura's gonna say every slur she knows
>Gura is unhinged todayShould be a good stream
>My filterShe's going to say spic again
GURA IS UNHINGED BRACE YOURSELVES
Gura is going to say Nigger on stream
>>32845012This could a been an email/mori cute
gura is fucking drunk lets gooooooo
ID2 is never getting 3D. IRyS is never getting 3D. Council doesn't want 3D.
>Gura is unhingedHere we go
>Hololive filter out of practiceWhat has she been doing?
Yabs incoming!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TRY AGAIN SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE UP MY RRATS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She's been doing a lot of non Holo stuff it seems
>Gura actually unironically forgot how to stream
>>32845012I thought she was going in for a smooch at the end.Can't help feeling like I'm getting spoiled by her and it's the best/10
Gura is going schizo
>>32842926Sana &IRyS are not that white and mori is not a nigger
How is this retard the sekai ichi vtuber?
Goosfraba...
>>32845012Rambly cute Mori/10
It's okay Gura just let us know how you're celebrating 9/11.
>>32845269Watch Kanata sing and dancehttps://streamable.com/osrado
Gura, this is called karma.Remember all the cookies you dropped?
I'm a little unhingedmy hololive reps are lowI forgot how to do my jobhere's another game I've play a bunch
GURA BEIN RACIST WITH THE FAMILY
Gura's gotta get her extreme racism under control
>>3284525430 seconds of Gura is half of her weekly stream output
the final yab...
>unhingedGURA IS GONNA CALL SUSAN A KIKE BITCH
Gura just said the N word.YAB
>Gura takes a weeklong break and doesnt have her "Holo filter" onShe definitely binge drank all last week.
GURA IS GONNA SAY NIGGER!
>Gura went to a white power convention and now has trouble not yelling nigger every two seconds
>Gura going on a 5 hour unhinged rant about wooden doorsGURA NO
>>32845232She said "I love Ina"
>>32845135>not having a special keys finger so you know you have them
They replaced Gura's VA again
>>32844429
Gura is extra racist today...
>>32845317screaming nigger every time her manager voice calls her until they hang up
So that confirms she hasnt even been doing Hololive stuff?
I guess they are trying to push mandatory male collabs after all
Is it just me or is Guras stream lagging to absolute fucking shit?
>>32845201
>>32845098t. jew
*empty beer can sound*hey guys its goob
what happenet to her?
Gura should update to OBS 28.0.0This will surely make her streaming problems go away
FUCK HOLOCURE, MUMEI. STREAM RUST. I WANNA WATCH RUST.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gura might call Ame a dirty fucking whore on stream
>>32845190
>>32845247Keep your male cock sucker away from my shark wife
>>32845343GURA IS PREPPING FOR CIVIL WAR AGAINST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT WITH VESPER!
The new map is gonna reveal everyone Gura's hidden anger issue...
>>32845350And these 30 seconds will get more views than any of moris content
>>32845389just you
>>32845389works on my machine
>>32844922>>32844950>>32844975>it was realSugoi...
gura gonna say bad things about the queen oh no gura don't
Gura is caked up
>saving you guysGURA WILL SAVE ALL OF US FROM THE HOMO MENACE
>>32845012/10
>>32845153>the announcements were whateverNot to the people still waiting for Your Mori merch from geekjackass they weren't
>>32844432Haven't really met any other Americans that would hate her for whatever reason.
>>32845386BUT GURA SAID SO DOING SO MUCH STUFF BUT THE EVIL EVIL COVER KILLING THEM!!!!!
>>32845336with a cake
>>32845387Male collabs? Yeah. with me.
>>32845330CHECKED!!!
>>32845409STOP CRYING SAPLING
Every time Gura's BGM is blasting superloud I remember that she's playing it that loud in her headphones, in addition to her own voice, and that she is literally losing her hearing because she does this
>what a week, huh?>Gura, it's friday
>>32845368omg
>>32845421I'M THINKING BASED?
>>32845417You have no power here.
>>32845145>>32845198the absolute fucking state of juggalobeats...
>>32845389It's fine for me.
>numbers offGura based
Do you guys... like replying to bait? Do you like shitposting? You complain all day about the state of the threads, but the threads are what you make of them. I'm just confused.
https://streamable.com/luhggw
>>32845012UMG mandated shilling but cheap shipping is nice/10
>>32844146This but replying to bait.I also think mods should treat bait threads on the catalogue as honeypits and ban everyone who posts in them.
>>32845451Euros aren't people
>"I'm doing big projects for Hololive, expect them sooooon ;3">Loses her "Hololive filter" thus implying she hasn't interacted with the company for a whileExplain chumcucks
...what happened to my sharkwife
>>32845224Maybe you should get better bait.
>>32845437BASED
gura's ringo cake
>Is it Sunday?Welp, she sure as shit wasn't doing anything Hololive-related this week.
>>32845409ame will play rust, don't worryMumei's gonna still play rust occasionally but just as a little janitor
https://twitter.com/calliope_info/status/1568391415083995137?s=20&t=Jzc3XdKE4UKKzcGini5pcAhttps://twitter.com/calliope_info/status/1568391415083995137?s=20&t=Jzc3XdKE4UKKzcGini5pcAhttps://twitter.com/calliope_info/status/1568391415083995137?s=20&t=Jzc3XdKE4UKKzcGini5pcAFinally a tweet from my real oshi
NOOOO THE MULTIPLE GURASKEEP IT A SECRET
>>32845409Mumei loves holocure unlike all these other bitches, let her have funm
>>32844157WDSDIB
>>32845511ANTI ANTI YOU'RE ANTI!!!!!!
>>32844721Who asked? I'm trying to have a good time here.
I'M GONNA PUT THE WHITE FROSTING IN GURA'S CAKE UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32845402Management keeps bonking her for absolutely no reason while Mori gets away with saying pretty much anything.
>>32845511yeah, me
>>32845389
>autumn is here guys>95 degrees tomorrow
Gura is an absolute retard who dropped the ball on her cake flavor. Why is it not BlueBerry again?
>gura just started and already has more viewers than moris bigg announcment
>>32845417oh nyo
>>32844607What is that supposed to show? That people leave in the last 20 seconds of the stream when the ¨"Goodbye" card shows up?
>>32845479I still don't understand how a professional streamer doesn't know how to turn down the volume in her own headphones.
>>32845511she's gone rogue, she ran off with the file of her models on a USB drive and is streaming from a bunker in New Mexico
Deadbeats dont look, only took the Shark idol less than 5 minutes
>MUCHO LARGO
Gura is literally the EN Ayame
The akasupas start again...chumbuds really are whipped by the cunny aren't they?
MUCHO LARGO PROJECTO!
>>32845417Does it frustrate you?
>>32845511She hasn't been busy with big projects since July, she was nolifing Rust for all of August.
>mucho large-o projectDYRBI?
>>32845402Mori has been trying to brainwash her for days and she just escaped.
>early sept>are you ready for christmaswhy is my oshi one of these people
ANNOUNCEMENT SOON
>>32845576>#
>>32845563skill issue
>>32845511>immediately btfo'dSorry teakek, another time ok?
>Repopulate atlantis
>>32845499>/hlgg/ is all one person
>muh secret projectsdo people still believe this shit?
The big project Gura was working on for a long time was a Myth project???
Gura needs your semen...
>>32845572Please no. I want the heatwave to end. It's already started raining and it's still 90 degrees somehow.
ME AND GURA ARE GONNA REPOPULATE ATLANTIS
Repopulating Atlantis with Gura...
>>32845511She's been screaming slurs at her manager for the past week
>>32845576Wow it almost like Gura don't ever fucking stream for weeks
Please Gura don't talk about projects, don't get my hopes up again
>Repopulate Atlantis>Need volunteersthis brat
GURA NEEDS VOLUNTEERS TO REPOPULATE ATLANTIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UUOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I'm going to repopulate Atlantis>and I need volunteersHUH???
I'M REPOPULATING ATLANTIS WITH GURA SMELL YA LATER VIRGINS
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Repopulating AtlantisSIGN ME THE FUCK UP
REPOPULATE ATLANTIS WITH GURAUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOH
>Gura spearheading the Myth eventOh nyo
I will repopulate Atlantis with Gura
GURA NEEDS VOLUNTEERS FOR REPOPULATING ATLANTIS
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXx
>Needs volunteers to repopulate AtlantisUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
REPOPULATING ATLANTIS WITH GOOMBUSUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uooh repopulating Atlantis T u T
REPOPULATING ATLANTIS WITH GURA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32845157>>32845190Actually it's live again, thank you.
>>32844547>>32844559>>32844567
CHUMBUDS WILL ALL GET TO BREED GURA TO REPOPULATE ATLANTIS
REPOPULATEYEAH WITH ME
Gura wants me to breed her
I'M GONNA REPOPULATE ATLANTIS WITH THIS SHORK
>>32845608Graduation...
Gura is all about more members
GURA NEEDS VOLUNTEERS TO BREED HER AND REPOPULATE ATLANTIS
>repopulate AtlantisHuh?
>>32845563gura keeps getting constant management correction...
>>32845595yes, but it will get cancelled by management at the last second
>>32845511if you want me to call you stupid just ask for it
TRIBUTE
I sacrifice myself to repopulate Atlantis with Gura.
>>32845421>>32845489get out faggots
repopulate atlantis? volunteers?sorry fellas looks like it's my last day here, i have to go impregnate gura repeatedly and save the atlantean racewish me luck
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHI VOLUNTEER
I VOLUNTEER PICK ME
>>32845622With the amount of groupthink dragging the threads down the shitter, it might as well be
>>32845626shut up nodoka, or I'll rape you
TTRPG SEASON 2 IKZZZZZZZZ
>>32845587how so? she is streaming
rrat: kronii is visiting gura on vacation and brought her some canadian grass to smoke I mean touch
Psst, hey, look at this! but keep it a secret ok?
>>32845585Engish.
>>32845563Management is too scared to say anything to the 5'6" giantess
Forget repopulate when will she rebuild Atlantis?
Not even in the game yet and they're already backseating
>>32845606She's, unfortunately, filipino.
>Doesn't know which day of the week it is>Says her "hololive filter" is completely off>"Yeah guys, I was totally working on a big Hololive project with everyone this week"DYRBI?
>>32845541>anouncing projectOHNONONONO CHUMSCHIZOS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>32845626The chumbuds do i mean when they're not grooming kids
>>32844146>the quality of this board would be inproved if [moderation]well I'll be damned
>>32845489>>32845421Wrong thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVwzLz-uOgUI know brrats are rare here, but anyone watching this?
>>32845595im just gonna schedule those knee surgires since i surely won't be kneeling again
can any brats tell me how baes asmr is doing?
>No controllerI knew her autism about them would act up
she will NOT get Okayu
>>32845499>like replying to bait? Do you like shitposting?a littleI don't whine about the quality though, those posts are even worse
>>32845710Rrat: It's been legal in most of the US for years.
>>32845657proof?
>>32844537One of the few mori images that gets me riled up, those red toes man.
>>32845719They're right about controller though, the reason holos are all eating shit on map 2 is they're not using the twin stick controls
>>32845608>>32845675all of Myth is going to graduate at the same time and join Ame's new studio.
biggg face
>>32845694>>32845740wrong thread kings
FATTO CATTO
GENO!!
>>32845479And it happens every stream somehow.
>>32845595Yeah Mori mentioned it as well so at least we know it will be finished
>>32845546Nobody.Nobody asked for this.
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Okayus songBe more specific Gura she put a fucking album out
>Hololive Geno
Okayu mention!
>Hololive English Discorddoes that include... ALL of Hololive English?
GENO BROS
Everyone's a whore but it's ok when the shark wants to mate with 4 million people at once. Nice double standards we have here
Guras drunk....
>>32845741No.
>>32845741try the homo thread
>gino>heChumbuds...
Alice and Gena are my favorite Hololive members
Gura hates gen 0
>>32845778>all of Mythsans Mori
>>32845745honestly I am really hoping for somebody to grudgepost meGura has been getting so much flack lately so I hope all of her effort won't be for naught
>>32845802Fuck off homofag
EN3 Geno
>>32844721LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOgood luck out there
>Gura doesn't know who Geno isthis fucking brat
>>32845708Ayame streamed recently
Uh oh, who's Geno?
Say hello to Hololive GENO
>>32845717Me and my children will take care of that.
>>32845733For the number of projects Gura announces and the amount of time off she takes, you'd expect more of them to come to fruition.
>>32845775the reason they are eating shit is because they are all bad, wait for Mumei, I beat the 2nd map with keyboard and I bet a bunch of other people did as well
>>32844721I'm sorry for your loss.
Is Gura ogey?
EN3
>>32845785>>32845809>>32845823>>32845840He is FUCKING IN
>>32845505On paper, fixing this board is actually incredibly simple. They just refuse to act. /meat/ tried a fucking counter-crusade by hijacking as many bait threads as they could, but they still got banned in favor of keeping those threads up.
an EN member actually caring about a JP member's releases? this why goobus is the true EN idol
>>32845698I don't understand what this is getting at, you know there is a distinction between shitposters and streamwatchers right?
>>32845615>>32845733>>32845688So tell me how long before this get "cancelled by management" or just never talked about
GURA STOP READING THE THREAD
Did they replace Gura's VA again?
>>32845802That would be a Hololive English Productions discord
GENO CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
>>32845741yeah
>>32845851PUT SOME PANTS ON THAT GODDAMN ROBOT
>>32845802Kill yourself homobeggar
>>32845837especially Mori
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>32845797There's only one song anyone means when they say that, it's [REDACTED] Yummy
>big project>will split the fambase 50/50wtf is Gura up to?
>>32845741>>32845748It's going pretty cute so far
>>32843177Sure is good for if you want to buy the SN vinyl and nothing else
>>32844721Absolutely anon.
>Personal lifeShe's pregnant....
GURAS DAD IS DEAD NOOOOOO
BEST GEN
Posting cat
Gura is still mourning the Queen...
gura took a menhera week.,....
DOG DIED
wait I recognize this person...they also sent $500 to Vesper
I'M CONCERNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>offline stuffSHE BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND
Gura's boyfriend dumped her...
Literally the same excuse Ayame uses
sorry to hear that gambo
>>32845364spikes?
GURA'S GOT A BOYFRIEND
>hasn't even been working on hololive stuffoh nyo
sorry... I've been correcting too hard
gura had a miscarriage
yeah with me
>there's always gonna be somethingGurayame....
rratsNOW
GURA'S FAMILY IS DEAD. THE MOLD CONSUMED THEM.
>>32845882cool of Gura to start caring about it, but Kiara has been doing it since the start
>>32845625Mori was literally just talking about it
mamashark is dying...
Oh...My Goowa...
I love my japanese wife!
gura doesn't know how to pay her taxes...
Gura really did get mating pressed...
>okayu mention>geno mention>nobody posted the mario rpg catpost
I'M GONNA CONCERNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>32845951>>32845953Yeah, me
back hort
>>32845748>>32845741she aint bad so far
Save her
Ah okay, I wasn't imagining her tone. She's distracted by something. Well, hope she's alright.Hopefully its not a death in the family or something.
Chuubi is dead...
Does that excuse work if she does this every week for the past few months....?
>>32845914She said new song retard
>>32845920GURA IS GOING FULL LOLICON CATERING MODE
>>32845953no i didn't
APOLOGIZE TO GURA RIGHT NOW
>>32845947Fuck off homotard
>>32845920She's making an official eroge that only features her, Laplus, and Shion
>>32845905contractually obligated to stay for at least another 8-10 months
>>32845638that's supposed to kill numbers
>offline problemsThe fuck, did she find out my secret cams?
The abortion hit her hard
It's probably just her taxes
My oshiwife struggles not to giggle when she swallows (coffee).
Why does Gura change every he in her cover song lyrics to her? Is she so gay she can't stand the idea of having a hypothetical male partner?
FUCKING STREAMER LUCK
LUCKSHITTER
>>32845920>>32846012>>32846029She will be in the worms collab!
FUCKING LUCKSHITTERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGURA YOU LUCKSHITTER
>>32845615Who's the teakek now little bitch?
GURA YOU LUCKSHITTER.
SHE BROKE UP WITH HER GIRLFRIEND. AMESAME IS UNIRONICALLY OVER AND 6 FEET UNDER THE GROUND
GURA BOUGHT A MONKEY
>there are no projects, gura doesnt talk about them anymore!!>what, do you really believe in the projects gura is talking about now??get the fuck out back to twitter
THIS LUCK SHITTER
SHE HATES CUMCHUDS
Gura's against Charles being King
>>32845882how many did she sing?
>>32845882I also love Hololive brother.
THIS DAMN LUCKYTARD
>>32845847
>>32845947this person likes weird americians what can I say
Fucking luckshitter shark
>>32846031ESPECIALLY MORI
SSR KUROKAMI?
my enemy...
Gura love
WHAT THE FUCK
ENEMY!
>>32845971>>32845972ghostchama...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE FUCKING STREAMER LUCK
>Got the only GAMER with the second outfit on her first tryJeez this fucking luckshitter
>>32845585Chumschizos are damaged
>>32845987>japaneseshe's clearly korean; just look at that kimono
>>32845959Ayame has streamed more in september than Gura.
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN SHIT
>got Kurokami on the first roll
This Mori LP pre-order is going to ship out before Sana's merch.
Holy shit Luck Shark
>>32845920Lewd daki
GURA YOU FUCKING LUCKSHITTER
>>32845923Has it occurred to you that there will be more stuff in the future?
same first roll as me
>Personal stuffGURA'S SINGLE NOW, THAT'S WHY SHE ASKING FOR VOLUNTEERS!
>>32845971Yeah, me
>KurokamiHOLY SHIT
THIS LUCKSHITTER
SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>32845947They've maxxed out their cc on most of the homos, I think. Oil baroness fujo has some real competition now.
Gura....I'm gonna concern
Is it rare? My first roll was FBK then my second was Kuro.
>>32845402she needs to get dicked down
DYRBI?
>>32845947He used the short joke supa again
>>32846066You. Who the fuck watches Ame lmao enjoy your worms collab
THIS LUCKY FUCKING SHARKNEEDS RAPE CORRECTION
>>32843394It's Mori's IP address
>>32846076>Continues not delivering>People don't believe that you're delivering
What are the chances? Literally what are they
Kurokami is just Fubuki in a black jacket
>the same excuse as ayameWOW truly a cover favorite nowhope she gets that mixer soon...
>gura gadlighting her chumbuds once againWhem will you stop believing her lazy excuses?
rrat:This post belongs to Gura.>>32844721
What was Gura's excuse?
>>32846076She just said she wasn't working on projects this week, dumbass.
>hasn't unlocked CouncilEgoshark doesn't care about her kouhais
>>32845529Team Calli my beloved
>>32846057>>32846058>>32846062>>32846065>>32846068>>32846075>>32846082>>32846093>>32846090>>32846095>>32846102>>32846106>>32846108>>32846114>>32846115>>32846120>>32846124>>32846136>>32846147>>32846183>>32846184
>>32846033No?Aqua, Ayame, Shion, Laplus, hell even Marine. Meanwhile Koyori is middle of the pack at best.
>>32846035You should hide them better next timeI saw them when I installed my cameras in her bathroom and bedroom
>>32845402She's around the age where Grandparents start dropping. Probably that.
>>32845585Sorry, but idols actually work every day instead of resting 5 days a week.
i can't believe gura's grandma died and her mom has cancer just like ayame...
Gura really is becoming the EN Ayame...
>zedcanadian gura arc
gura going full ayame now?just imagine 70 days with no gura
Wow some people really have it allCuteTalentedMoneyLuck
Her tiny hands...
>>32846181>t-those don't count!Pathetic.
Kurokami is just Fubuki but less sexy
>zedgura's canadian?
>>32845996I never thought of saving it because it was always there... until it wasn't
>ZED
>>32846199Oh fuck, I believe it.
>>32846230fucking hell
>>32846171you're right...
>>32846199anon, bring out my biggest ogey
>Beating up her fans on stream>Chumkeks will still defend this shit
MANEATER MENTION
>>32846129Ok I volunteer for the goombie cunny. Sorry chumbies, I get first dibs.
>>32845563What did Mori get away with saying that was so objectionable
fuckin barracuda
>>32846178>no you're the teammate!>enjoy your collab with maaaaales cuck cuck cuuuuuck you got cooooootiiieeeeesWhat the fuck is this kindergarten mentality? Are anons here mentally stunted?
>>32846222AND NOW SHE GETS TRIPSSOMEONE STOP THIS BRAT
Fuckin kronies and takos tryna gangup. fuck off you lil niggas I'll blow ya brains back to the stone age
>>32846248What are "those" exactly?
>>32846251>>32846257She was talking about Zedd, the DJ, retards
>>32846249more sexy*
BIG BRAIN ACADEMY SOONER THAN EXPECTED!
So how much of what she say is true and how much is lies to keep her viewers watching when she leave for another week
>>32846239>>32846232Ayame is streaming more than Gura now though
Using audio analysis, I have determined that Gura's hand is the perfect size to jack me off (I have a small penis)
>Gura is still seething about maneatercute
I have absolutely zero pity for Gura's personal issues
can the meidos do their fucking job already
>>32846199
>last streams were the Rust finale and that failed Big Brain stream>didn't even ask Ame for help on Big Brain>took a week off>said it was for personal life reasons>her hololive filter is still offGuramebros I don't feel so good...
>>32846294Nope just like Muimei we Canadians claim her now.
>>32846200Personal stuff with no details.
>>32846286the lean shit
>>32846199RRAT SLAIN
SHARK MOM IS ALIVE
this fucking brat is extra kuso today
>>32846288Chumbies are weird, please understand
>>32846240it's okay anon, there's a reason she's the most subbed vtuber. you'll excel on something else
Gura sure suck at games, maneater is not that hard of a game, saw a v-tuber that ins't good at games VERSEn that pass the game like it was nothing
>>32846288The fuck? you're making all it up yourself m8 lmao take your meds
>>32846251Not the first time she's fucked up and used a commonwealth pronunciation or metric.
>>32846222RAPE CORRECTION
Gura should collab with her mom again
FUCKING SHITLORD MAKING GURA TURN HER MIC DOWN
>>32846301its all real. I saw it in my dreams
>Her mom was also disappointedGura...
>>32846338You mean literally nothing?
>>32846199>Gura doesn't want to talk about her motheroh shit
>>32846293why do you need all those guns steakposter?
>>32846293what do you suspect they are plotting?
>mama shork's viewpoint after asking what happened to the big brain stream
>my mother WAS listening to it and she complained that all of a sudden it just DIEDuhh?
MAMA SHARK LOVE
>>32846240And then there's Ame:>Cute>Underdog>No males>Teamate
>>32846249Incorrect (I refuse to elaborate so as not to get banned)
>>32846293That looks like Stouffer's Mac, definitely the best pre-made stuffGood looking steak too.
>>32846294Fuck off. We're gonna save Gura and Mumei from that shithole country
>ZEDRRATS?
>>32846293Nice meal m8
>>32846293That Kromie looks so tiny
>>32846293shit I forgothappy friday boys
>>32846301Depends on how rotted your schizo brain is
>>32846192Ogeyhttps://youtu.be/7Vs-5Rwu8ks?t=2014
>>32846379keep coping
THE AMERICAN CHUUBA
>Not even close
CANADIANS BTFO
>>32846288>>32846344What is with this "Teamate vs chumbud" war, I'm getting deja vu to the forced teamate vs deadbeat thing that happened for fucking ever
>>32846405new canadian boyfriend
>She keeps saying ZEDTHEY REPLACED GURA WITH A CANADIAN
>I'm not Canadian at allGET FUCKED LEAFS
EAT SHIT LEAFS
>HalloweenUnironically the best holiday. I wish every holiday was spooky. The scary season should be longer.
She does sound Canadian
>>32846338I wish lean tourists would fuck off already.
CANADIAN GURA DECONFIRMED
>deeply offended when mistaken as a Canadian
>>32846386yes, it happened in the past so the past tense is correct. what are you getting at?
>country girl that's actually from the city>now she's not even AmericanIs Gura a skinwalker?
>>32846293That's why I pissed in your mac n cheese bitch
>canadian? Not even closeSo she isn't american!?!
>>32846327unnnhhhh SHUT UP!
>>32846293happy friday
I hope Halloween revives Klaiusposting... >WE need to meme Gura into watching more Halloween movies
>Gura is canadian>Not even close buddyLEAF BTFO
FUCK OFF LEAFS
>>32846288Sorry, they cant stop posting their cuck fantasies here because they secretly want to be. No one mentions males? Time to mention them because the voices in their head told them too.
>big food corpos
gura became a communist.....
damn i actually had my money on gura being a canadiadian or maybe socal
>>32846405She has been playing Killing Floor off stream...
why didn't they recolor the tail?
>>32846440The epitome of American commercialism.
>>32844721I hope you have a girlfriend/wife anonbecause we need a second mother when our mother dies
You do know that what clock said before she came out and told everyone she is Canadian
>>32846433junkies desperate for the next high
>>32846450been here longer than you, retard
>>32846455watch streams OR read threads, because you clearly are doing NEITHER of them in this case
>>32846199JESAS
My mom ate the commemorative shrek green filling snicker and immediately threw up
>>32846382I don't know if you've noticed but I have a fay fuck problem. I'm also American so it's just something I own
>>32846467New sequels
>>32846286What the fuck has Gura ever said that warrants constant management bonking? Talking about sex or swearing? Mori does it nonstop.
>First the Queen now thisFeels bad being a leaf
Gura`s mother? Me.
>>32846411SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLEASE
>>32846429>cope, he says, literally coping
What a white woman
>>32846433fuck off teamate, your oshi probably wasn't even much cuter than usual today
Gura...it's literally one button..........
>>32846474>cuck fantasiesNobody mentioned cuck shit except you, buddy kek
>>32846411sex and kino and grass
>>32846453Based as fuck
>>32846433It's literally some retarded teamates arguing with selenspammer. Just ignore these retards and enjoy streams.t. former m8
>sudden 100+ ips jumpI hate chumtourists so much
>>32846467I remember the reaction when she started playing him in dbd
I love my autisticwife...
>>32846433>forced lmao, go to /ggg/ or /awat/ any mention of each other gets shit on, its the least forced fanbase war
Gura created her Discord account on March 28 2019https://files.catbox.moe/600lwl.pngHer username was beppe#8399 until Feb 18, she changed it to CLAP#9163 after the first posts hinting that she was being stalked were made (no screenshots or other proof had been posted yet)https://files.catbox.moe/tfw3lw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qp41hv.png>>/vt/thread/S629026#p629263>>/vt/thread/S689457#p691226>>/vt/thread/S696540#p698161>>/vt/thread/S711097#p713186These posts began after she first mentioned playing Valheim on Feb 14, but apparently the main stalker has been keeping an eye on her since well before that and has a screenshot of her Discord status taken every 5 minutes from February to September.She used to post on CowsIAM's Discord server (DBD streamer) and the Muse Dash server with this account and that is where the connection to HER comes from.https://files.catbox.moe/emf1s2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/uh1z9j.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/aty9s5.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/dg969s.pngYou need Discord Nitro in order to change your number tag and Gura has had Nitro since July 30 2020https://files.catbox.moe/ssaen4.pngShe changed her username, tag (ll_xo#6844) and pfp after the first posts summarizing most of this information were made (which were missing a lot of newer findings)https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/560887382933504000/a_2bc761132741a32cb2a375f4a19ca3c6.gif?size=160What does this prove?The connection between that account and Gura is undeniable at this point.He streamed 5 times with HERhttps://files.catbox.moe/f501n9.pngHe is one of her first 10 followers on her Hololive Twitch channel (created January 7th 2022) which means they are still in contact as she had to DM him her account or post it in her private Discord server.https://files.catbox.moe/qcy7kl.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/0sobqr.pngThat means Gura ghosted Chumbuds, lied to them, cancelled streams and made excuses to play with him all throughout last year and is most likely still doing the same. Some weeks she spent more hours playing with him than streaming.A few examples;https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1361457224216961027Gura's and Barbie's Discord presence was "Valheim: in-game for 7 hours" at 3AM EST on the 16th, both having launched the game within one minute of each other. This is 8 hours after she canceled her Luigi stream.Back when she used to regularly post schedules on Monday she suddenly posted a poll for members to let us decide what kind of stream we wantedThis was so she could stop working on her schedule because she saw him go online and wanted to play with himhttps://files.catbox.moe/i36mi6.pngShe ended up not posting a schedule that day.It hasn't been possible to track Gura's activity as she set her Steam status to private and Discord doesn't show her game status anymore as someone messaged Barb on March 2nd 2021 telling him that they were being stalked so she changed it shortly after.She mentioned finishing Powerwash Simulator coop offstream, and mentioned how the update (which came out on May 19) had fixed it and that it was buggy before, confirming that she had indeed played coop. This lines up perfectly with the week of the 23rd where she only streamed twice. Keep in mind that Powerwash Sim was a game that she had complained about not having perms for and was really excited to stream once she got them. She once again chose him over Chumbuds and played the rest of the game offstream.
TALK.ABOUT.STREAMS!
>>32846518Gura made an off hand comment that Men are smarter than Women to Fauna before. That's the only thing I can think of.
>>32846379Are deadbeats THIS retarded? even redd*t that hugbox shat on Mori for that yab.
>>32846384they're trying to set up an observation post to take over my neighborhood...
>>32846538Its just opsec. We all know she is canadian.
>>32846453thats how you know she's American
>>32846553>your oshi probably wasn't even much cuter than usual todayOkay bro, over the line, her members post was adorable.
>>32846579I hate you too bwo
>>32846518>Talking about sex or swearing>warrants constant management bonkingChumbaby...
>>32846506Anon what the fuck are you talking about
>pee milk
God I love this dork.
>>32846518Different chuubas have different standards, see the Watame mousepad incidentOr even the Gura body pillow drama
>>32846553She had cheesy eggs. That's cuter than usual.
Gura brought up pee again...
>>32846506I have a life. I only have time to shitpost
Laplus created her Discord account on May 24th, 2910 BChttps://files.catbox.moe/pccrfd.jpgHer username was wagahaida#3201 until March 21st, she changed it to LPDKNSSS#4413 after the first posts hinting that she was being stalked were made (no screenshots or other proof had been posted yet)https://files.catbox.moe/rwz6zb.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ffab2q.jpg>>25582325>>25020841>>24031201>>23177034These posts began after she first mentioned doing Situps on June 8th, but apparently the main stalker has been keeping an eye on her since well before that and has a screenshot of her Discord status taken every 5 minutes from March to JuneShe used to post on THOTDESTROYER's Discord server (Fighting game player) and the Big Face server with this account and that is where the connection to Hololive comes from.https://files.catbox.moe/zij7lh.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/1kp8gm.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/wwazn9.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/mf7i6a.jpgYou need Discord Nitro in order to change your number tag and Laplus has had Nitro since June 19, 2909 BChttps://files.catbox.moe/6kfuqk.jpgThis weekend she changed her username, tag (situpper#4123) and pfp after the first posts summarizing most of this information were made (which were missing a lot of newer findings)https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/178246511279341568/77b5788b928207ecad50f40bef5afbc4.png?size=160What does this prove?The connection between that account and Laplus is undeniable at this point.He streamed at least 164 times with HERhttps://files.catbox.moe/8iva2o.jpgHe is one of her first 10 followers on her Hololive YouTube channel (created September 10th, 2021) which means they are still in contact as she had to DM him her account or he overheard her since he's sitting on her head.https://files.catbox.moe/od1445.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/iuywm4.pngThat means Laplus ghosted Plusmates, lied to them, cancelled streams and made excuses to play with him all throughout last year and is most likely still doing the same, he's probably even on her head right now. Some weeks she spent more hours playing with him than streaming.
Fauna...
Pea milk isn't that bad
>>32846579>People talk about streamssugoi
>onions
>>32846546>n-no you!learn what cope means SEAbeat
>>32846518Mori constantly talks about sex?
>>32846199>gura only took a week off and came back>sanas dog dies and she graduates
>would you like pee milk?Yes
>>32846553You niggas be really cruel sometimes you know that
>onion milk
>>32846553that's over the line!
Gura is making fun of the heath schizos again... despite being one herself
>Gura's pee milk
>>32846553too far
>WOULD YOU LIKE SÖI WITH THAT?clip please
shut up girly goomba and play the fox
>>32846649BASED
>>32846579Fuck off hootwittertwat. Chumbies are always welcome.
Gura is getting audited, isn't she.
There's potatoe milk now??
>>32846589Oh. You are back
Oh boy, another holo coffee order.
>>32846589Based chumjoker returns
>Are you a onions boy
>>32846561Nah, 99% of the time theyre brought up retards like you like to throw the cuck buzzword in there and start projecting hard.
why would you drink anything other than whole milk?
She was about to say "Are you a soi boi"
>>32846649She can't keep getting away with this
Is this what gura meant by unhinged?
>>32846701OH NO NO NO
>>32846649why did she do it bros
Gura about to call us soi bois
What's wrong with Onions Milk?
>>32846588>go to /ggg/Oh, I see. Are you the guy who's been trying to schizo out about """"amecord"""" there for like, seven goddamn months?Kinda shot yourself in the foot mentioning /awat/ though since that place is just a quiet hippie circle too
>>32846694somehow, yes
I'm getting Jump King vibes from this Gura stream
I love Gura talking about anything, she could talk about fucking paint drying or how many millimetres her grass grows everyday and I'd love it, what do you call this bros? Am I mentally ill.
>Are you a soi boiGURA IS A /POL/ACK
She was about to say the wordfiltered word.
>>32846553
Gura ALMOST just said basedboy.
>>32846701nice one
>>32846658>>32846668>>32846673She didn't said onion, though?
Gura has depicted (You) as a soijack.
>>32846684soibeats don't look!
Gura is UUUUUUUUing like Fauna...
how do you milk a potato?
>>32846649>those drawingsS O U L
uh oh, looks like the cripple lost his composure...
BASED BASED BASED GURA
why is everyone talking about onions
Has anyone told Gura about the controller?
>>32846752Congrats anon
>>32846518I don't think you watch Gura or Mori
gura has only played 2 minutes of this stage in the last 10 minutes.
>>32846589>>32846701The absolute state.
>>32846765There's a filter
>>32846701lol
>>32846588>g-guys I've been trying really hard in the splits, p-please believe my false flaggingfuck off retard
>>32843025>>32843158>>32843025>>32843315>>32843383>>32843456>>32843484>>32843676>>32843818>>32843838>>32844212>>32844697>>32846474Arguing with xhimself. Again. True mental illness.
Gura is pissed today
Goombie....
>>32846701anon...
>>32846752Cute
>walked right up to the gap in the deadbeat circle>turns around to get surroundedbut why?
>leaves kiara an mori bait up fo an hour>deletes gura bait after 2 minutesWow
>>32846752kek very nice
>>32846783We love Shrek here.
>>32846693BingoShe started reading superchats probably will read more after the stream
>>32846784only 5000 greyniggers in chat and probably 100 members
Gura saw the bald ojisan!
deadbeats are the worst
>>32846794i know, i'm being ironic
>>32846746i'm never that into gura. then i'll listen to some of her karaoke covers and suddenly i'm in love with her for a while.but to answer your question: yes we're mentally ill and are in desperate need of help
gwoombus mention
>>32846701Too bad your mother never did
>>32846728>usYou
>>32846771How's her ASMR?
>>32846453Mumei is weird about that shit too, it's kind of sus.
>>32846708Take your meds please
>>32846701Not even the eggs embarrass themselves this quickly.
>>32846701how embarrassing
>love 'wawa>'wawa graduates>date 'wawa>move in with 'wawa>marry 'wawa>have children with 'wawa>have midlife crisis and buy a motorcycle with 'wawa>grow old and frail with 'wawa>be happy with 'wawa>die, no 'wawa
the ojisans...
is Gura ok? she seems... off
>are you guys starting school?TuT
>>32846816Gura has unfortunately picked up Koyori's "run into the nearest enemy and die for no reason" habit
>>32846618>>32846638Yeah EN management is completely retarded that's what I was saying. Imagine constantly tardwrangling you biggest talent for no reason.
gura thinks im a kid but im 33...
>>32846881she said she was feeling unhinged
>>32846752
>>32846501>act like a tourist>get shit on for acting like a touristNot sure why you thought that makes you look better
>>32846453Canadians pretend to be Americans online just like Americans pretend to be Canadians when abroad.
>>32846860She's trying different things. Currently trying to put on nails.
>namefag gura dox get's banned>a ton of the Mori vs Kiara shitposts get deleted at the same time.Really makes you think
Gura hasn’t touched Rust since the finale!
>>32846870I mean..? >>32846801
>already done with Rustlmao
bigfish is gone...
>haven't touched RUSTOh, whatever's going on is serious
I told you BigFish isn't real
>>32846897>turned 28 yesterdayDoes it get better ojisan?
talk about the ame yab gumba
>Ame telling Gura to fuck herself ruined rust for herNo more kino bigfish
>>32846881She did say she was unhinged today.
>>32846860shes being pretty cute, im no asmr expert or anything but everything so fars been good
A FUCKING DEADBEAT
>>32846338leantourists are beyond retarded holy shiet
>>32846904>crying copebeat tourist calls others tourist for the millionth timethis is getting old...
Fauna stop spam retweeting cowkini fanart your tits aren't that big
>>32846881She's tried three different times to bring something up then said "oh wait cant talk about that"So she's just... thinking a lot about stuff she can't talk about, which is probably pretty annoying when you're a streamer
>>32846933nta, but no
>mori and ame ruined rust for guratypical
>>32846933never got worse
>>32846948Based ame
>>32846933no
>>32846501Should I be more sad that you think 8 months is a long time, or that you think there's people that showed up after that?
>>32846453>>32846908>cover could honestly suggest americans pretend to be canadian for opsec PRetty based desu
>>32846860It's really cute so far, some dorky fumbles here and there since this is her first time
>>32846881She's been getting more and more off since last summer.
>>32846924good, I hate staying up to 4am just incase she streams at 5am
>>32846784Yeah, but Gura needs a certain level of mental capacity to switch controls mid-stream and she doesn't have that today.
>>32846915>gura doxxNah, it's fiction, that's the funny part
Spicbros...
HOLY KEK BRAZIL
>>32846860Some bits are nice, though she's been a bit loud at certain times as well.
Bae love
GET FUCKE SOUTHERNERS!GURA HATES YOU!
OH NO NO AUSSIEBROS?!>opposite timelineGOOBER?!
>there are "people" that live in the Southern HemisphereJesas...
>>32846501>bragging about 8 months
>>32846933nta but yes, though it's up to you whether things improve or get worse.
Gura, that's kinda racist
>>32846801I no longer feel anger torwards him. Just pity
lmao gura
BAE DOSEN'T EXIST
Bae...
GURA IS FUCKING RACIST LOL
gura what the fuck are you talking about
>there are people in the southern hemisphereProof?
ITS NOT SPRING OR FALL YET UNTIL THE 21ST YOU RETARDS
GURA IS AMERICAN AS FUCK
I thought chumbies were supposed to save the thread
>do you ever forget that sana and bae existdamn gura
>>32846978I hope Mori ruins Rust for everyone so it stops taking up a slot
>>32846924Her friend called her a bitch so obviously she's gonna not want to play
gura is talking about the global south...
I AM LIVING IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE AND I AM OFFENDED
>>32846788I do. It's not the first time Gura talked about this and I genuinely don't understand why.
>>32845741>>32845748It's pretty nice for her first asmr. It's very nice when she speaks slightly above a whisper.
i fucking hate aussiest. northern yuropoor
>>32847010Holy cope
>The South is forgottenGura?
>>32846933haha...no
The southern hemisphere isn't real
>>32846501but the trash taste collab was after guras debut?
>>32846933I'm 29 No, unless you go back to college and have sex with zoomer girls with a daddy fetish like me. Yes 25+ is old for zoomers.
I like egirls
>An opposite timeline to us Gura you’re a retard
Gura-chan... I watch your Duolingo stream every time i do my nightly sake drinking, to where it's in everyone's recommends. Please notice me, save me. My best friend is a man that yells "KONICHIWAAAAAAAAAAA" at me every time he sees me.
>>32846908Canada barely has its own identity besides being “nice America” and having a racist past with the natives instead of blacks.
>>32846933no, you get more money and less time to use it
KILL ALL APPLE FAGGOTS
I lay deez nuts on your face gura
>>32846933It does. You lose your hair but your cock grows 10cm and JKs find you unremittable after smelling your old man must. You become a sex god witht he power of NTR to ruin any vanilla love story.
Maybe Gura should join Vshojo.
HOLY SHIT JUST PLAY THE GAME!
World events resolve around the nothern hemisphere for tens of thousands of years. How on earth are upsite downers supposed to forget about it?
>>32846752Well, at least someone is happy in this thread
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF GURA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>32847084Hockey dumbass, we also make fun of americans in a bro kinda way
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>32847059Everything south of Texas doesn't exist.
>this is the perfect time to take advantage of the streamerGurape...
>>32846987>>32847023>>32847064is this the new copebeat buzzword?
>>32847114Fuck off retard, who the fuck actually watches for gameplay lmao
>>32846933No
>yea where?well?
>>32847056jej
This is the perfect time to take advantage of Gura.
i fucking hate zoomers
Bros I'm worried something bad happened to goombos
>Where are you laying deez nuts
>>32847114THE GAME DOESN'T MATTERSHUT THE FUCK UP
LAYING MY NUT INSIDE GURAS CUNNY UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>32847056Yeah, yours.
>>32847041Leaves are already changing color in my area and it dropped 20 degrees, fuck you FALL IS HERE
>>32847137keep digging
Goombus...>>32847092t.pearbeat
>>32846933If you have to ask then no, it won't.
*angry vein-popping emoji*
how is gura so "drained" when she streams the least and is in the lower end of projects in EN lmao?
>>32847137go back, newfag
I'M GROOMING GOOBA
Is Ame streaming tonight lads?
>gura unhinged tonightdramafags on HIGH ALERT
>>32847114anon, if you want to watch holocure, there are literally thousands of hours of other streamers to watch it.
>>32847109This but unironicallyt. pumped and dumped some 19 year olds gf
>>32847176Something something sex with a chumbud.
>>32847154She literally said so retarded threadreader
>>32847137Kek they really are pathetic