/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

>>32817425
wonder if all that soda softens the meat or just kills the taste, that vacation diet might have improved the marbling a bit

>"it's the quarry"
>what does that mean?
This fucking girl, I swear. I'm not saying she's dumb, but years of playing MMOs and watching anime did not treat her brain nicely.

>>32818964
I'm pretty sure she unlearned what it was from the last time she played Rust too

>>32819013
Was there one on the previous map? I honestly don't remember seeing anything like that on the streams.
Or is there one of each pre-defined structures on every map? Like the gambling den, oil rig, etc.

>>32819013
Same thing happened with "trough"

>>32819082
>>32819069
Ah yeah I was thinking of trough, there was something else too but I can't recall it right now.

In alternate timeline instead of retreating to MMOs and anime, IRyS became a delinquent tomboy with a bad attitude.

>>32819432
You're forgetting the surfer girl timeline too

>>32819432
A timeline where IRyS didn't dislocate her shoulder and became a sports girl.
Imagine the smell of her sweat!

>dusting off my old hardrives
>old music folder filled with downloads from 9tensu and Doujinstyle
>randomly click folders and play songs
>Nichijou ending
>sounds familiar
>holy shit it's iRyS

As usual, TankRyS is pretty fun to play especially on Halu runs

>>32819865
VampiRyS

>>32819865
SuccubusRyS

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

Wonder if she's still watching Watame

I love IRyS!

>>32821413
She's stream sniping her now.

>>32821413
She's playing with Watame right now.

>>32821849
>>32821413
>>32821827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdI3VE7Tj8g

IRyS status update?

>>32821875
go! IRyS go!

>>32822059
Her and Watame just won

Next time IRyS streams I'm going to enter the room quietly and hot glue her Bae Figurine

>>32822102
IRyS just killed her...Watame called her YabiRyS

>>32822159
Yabai*

>>32822159
IRyS just dominated the sheep

>>32822252
Watame will ram the brat later as punishment.

WataRyS wins!

>>32822699
my penor turn to stone

Watame is so fucking fluffy. Even her voice is fluffy. I almost envy IRyS more than Watame because of this trip as she got to be comfy with the comfiest, fluffiest member of hololive.
Still, being Watame meant that you'd have been able to smell smellRyS and oogle her lewd body in the bath.

>>32823344
IRyS probably got to nurse from her Wataboobs whilst she sang her lullaby's

>>32823344
Impossible.
Imagine having a fun nephilim wife, sleeping in the same room and talking about things during the day.
Watame was the lucky one here.

>>32823936
The fly on the wall is the real lucky one

That fly? Me

I want to shrink IRyS down to 3 inches tall and blast her with semen

>>32825082
I mean......ChibiRyS is really short....

>>32825082
>>32825510
WaterballoonRyS...

Stop retweeting and post the schedule

Post the schedule after i'm done making my burgers IRyS

schedule AWAY

We already know what she's going to stream the only question is the time. Is she still a morning person or back to being an afternoon girl?

>>32826254
>Redline
>Big Brain
>Holocure
>Resident Evil
>Splatoon
>Rust
It'll be some combination of the first two plus maybe two of the last four.

>>32817607

>>32827298
too much soder

Horny brat retweeting this

Okay IRyS i'm done you can post the schedule now

>>32828650
How are the burgers?

>>32828792
Pretty good, kept it simple but used good meat.

>>32828969
Oishi

>>32829677

>>32829772
Yeah, she can't act for shit. It's obvious she's just as much of a PonRyS in real life as well.

I'm watching RUST and she swears so much...
I think Watame was a bad influence.

>>32830288
Watame and me should administer correction

You guys better not be bringing up the other HoloEN whores here right? Those whores would rather collab with tempus then they would with IRyS. We aren’t CuckRyStocrats.

If she finds her own design bad she shouldn't retweet sexy art of herself. It's hypocritical.

>>32831612
*cumRyS on you*

>IRyS gets to have discord sex with this off camera every day
just isn't fair bros

meganeRyS love

>>32831869
Based

>>32831560
>Literally nobody
Ctrl+F

Irys was a true blessing for hololive En. She streams with passion, is an amazing singer, is a collab queen and keep the conversation going.
Not to mention she is a true angel

>>32832074
Her collabs are hit or miss through no real fault of her own. It depends who she's with.

>>32832367
Can you give a qrd on who you think she's good with and who you think she's not so good with?

>>32832367
Never saw a bad collab with irys.
There was that one with fauna, zeta and kaela, where irys carried the whole thing, saving fauna from dead air, because the other two could not talk.

>>32833801
Irys is perfect. Dont even bother.

Was irys in any rust offstream?

For me, it's IRyS

>>32834416
>Irys is perfect
as much as I like to clown on her for all her negative traits. there's a part of me that wishes I could meet someone like her. she's pretty cool

>>32835108
No. But she stream sniped watame in splatoon

>>32838099

bros... i know bae is a homowhore but she keeps pulling me back... help me idolbros...

>>32838099
accidentally* stream sniped, it took her a few matches to realize they were playing together kek
god I love how sweaty she is at splatoon though

>>32838826
get some help

>>32839627
Was she on VC? What time were they playing?

>>32840345
She was just in the same game is all.

>>32840345
it seems like IRyS was solo grinding but happened to get matched with watame, check watame’s stream on hololyzer for when IRyS is in chat for the exact timestamp

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>thinking about how stoked she wad about what she saw of her redesign that time
Excited, chaps?

>>32842872
If its the kind of design she wanted I'll be happy for her.
I honestly think outside of the IRyStocrats, most of /here/ will dislike it because its "the popular opinion"
I'm looking forward to it though

>>32842872
As long as she's finally happy with it and she stops criticizing her design I'm good. What I'm also hoping for is that it's less intimidating to draw so she can get more fanart.

>>32842872
It's loliRyS with exposed tummy and fat thighs

>>32834416
>>32833801
IRyS is perfect. Others are not.

>204k
>174k
>155k
>161k
>124k
will IRyS drop RUST when it stops getting over 100k views?

>>32833801
>>32847571
To answer the question though:
>Any time she collabs with one of her JP senpais or couhais (I don't recall any of these being particularly bad but that might just be because I don't understand a lot of Japanese)
>Any time IRyS is allowed to speak more than others (I hate group collabs without this)
>Gura
>Ina
>Somebody good that can match IRyS' short streams (collabs are usually cut short)
The rest are either okay, indifferent, indifferent but leaning okay, indifferent but leaning bad or bad.

>>32847627
we'll never know because i'm going to keep viewbotting to make up the difference if it ever does

>>32849465
Can you bot her subs instead. She needs that 1,000,000 sub reward. It's pretty sad that COVER won't reward her until she reached this.

>>32849660
susan culls legit subs constantly as it is, botting those would be a waste

>>32849714
She only has to reach it once. Susan can cull all she wants after that.

>>32817575
I Love IRyS. That is all.

Where is IRyS?
Will I see her today?

>>32851883
woah, look at her go

>>32851933
Watch streams

>>32852741
I do. Did she mention it yesterday? I don't think so but her stream died a few times for me so I may have missed it.

>>32854144
Break day, then Redline, then Big Brain.

PiggumSoChunky

Who?

that was fast, anyway glasses

>>32857755
shit fetish on a shit piggy

Who?

this image is really good

>>32851933
shes going to harrass reine for a keyboard at some point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYN1JQ2HlmI

>>32858493
this goes hard!

>>32858493
>>32858864
I've seen better

>>32858742
2.6K watching.
She'll get a bump if IRyS joins.

https://files.catbox.moe/npfkpu.png

>>32859094
me on the bottom

>>32859094
The fuck?
Is that vaginal + hand job?
>That's a thing?

>>32859268
this just reminded me of those old doujins that had handjobs from the inside of the anus
Like, the hand was inserted in the anus and stroked the dick while it was in the vagina
That used to be popular 10 years ago

>GuyRyS in HoloCure
Now we know what the next stream is

>>32860311
I made it bros

reirys doko? i want my crumbs...

>>32860311
Is Gura playing IRyS?
Maybe IRyS will play Gura

>>32860504

>>32860504
>IRyS has been a suit piloted by gura this whole time.

>>32860981
w-where does the entry plug go...?

Know the difference between GuyRyS and GuRyS. It could save your life

>>32861206

>>32861211
yes it could save your life

>>32862188

>>32862223
Damned lazy brat, how can she keep sapping my energy like this...

>>32862188
>c'mon...
>do something...

>>32862348
maybe a stream in the afternoon....

>>32862533
Tomorrow afternoon maybe? It's already the afternoon in JST.

Splatoon space tonight

>>32859578
john k pizza still makes doujins

Look at the date retards. It's supposed to be Redline with Bae and Mori in 11 hours.

>>32862846
Oh wai like 9 hours

>>32862776
phone voice salty gameRyS... jesas...

>>32862846
>Mori, Bae
I'll rewatch the rust vod instead

>>32862533
>>32862759
She said from the Rust stream that today's break day. Even though there's a Redline watchalong with chad

>>32862846
>Mori
God damn it someone get me that Mori mute add-on so I can enjoy these collabs.

>>32862988
Is that even possible?

Twitter space in the bath tub, you heard it here first

>>32865075
This but Dino crisis 2

>>32865075
Too bad she doesn't own a bathtub (at least I don't think she does)

The shower karaoke...

>>32865200
Yeah she does how do you think she washes her feet?

>>32865425
with my tongue

>>32865200
She can shrink herself down and bathe in a sink

>>32865425
Foot baths are a thing (I think)

ENTER

IRyS ON REINE TELLY

ENTER IRyS

REINE GONNA EAT IRYS

They always sound so horny for each other

>>32866919
She sounds the same as always

ReiRyS is the superior ship

No ara ara :(

Eating IRyS' expired cheesecake...

the cake was expired...

kek this dork... i would've done the same though ngl

>loose stomach

there it is

god she's retarded

She really likes talking about her gastronintestinal issues eh

the meal is irys btw and reine gonna eat her

I hate the melonrys poster.

>>32867401
same

I love the melonrys poster.

>>32867472
me too

Ritual posters are the lifeblood of every eternal general.
t. ritual poster

Time for bed guys. Chadcast in 8 hours.

>>32859268
It's weird. It's either as you say, a handjob during intercourse. OR it's to show the end of her guiding it in.
OR it's to stop the dick bottoming out inside her.
Either way I don't think the manic look suits her. A regular ahegao, sure, but this action and face suit S's. IRyS isn't an S.

>>32867534
I struggle to find the proper words to describe my disgust and anger that IRyS is finally watching Redline but the homorat and pink bitch are along for the ride

>>32867576
I think he can only draw manic faces

>>32867610
>I've never seen Redline
>My first time watching it will be with the rat and pink bitch
Kill me now

>>32866919
Reine sounded a little bit mad though. Because irys did not talk to her in a long time.
It was very clear she missed talking to her.

>>32867727
Honestly, watch it alone first, don't ruin it for yourself

I'm happy I heard IRyS today. I will not watch the chadshit because Mori is an insufferable creature thing, but I do look forward to more IRyS soon.

Mori LOVE

Mori HATE

>>32867876

Mori Indifference!

>>32867929
lol

>>32867927
Mori sex...

>>32865200
All dwellings in Japan have a tub of some kind. Might be something you don't recognize as a tub, ie. a depression half the size of a regular bathtub like in the west, but they have it. It's just part of their cleansing routine.

>>32867979
goddamn she's going to do sheriff impression during sex

>>32868063
h-hot

Did irys say she was drinking beer ? She said she hard a lose stomach

the pink bitch will must likely be more quiet since it will be really early for her

I don't mind Bae but I hope Mori isn't too bad for it.

>>32867652
The image would've worked if instead she was grabbing the balls to stop them rising up to stop the guy from coming. Give her a Nagatoro face tweak or something.

>>32868145
yeah she got a redbull before this

>>32862846
hmm do i obtain a high quality version or watch the free eng dub on youtube?

>>32868351
High quality version of course. Fuck dubs.

>>32868444
In the cellphone ? That looks nice. What do you use ? I never had the courage

I am still stuck thinking about the onsen.

>>32868544
That's just a web interface because I'm too lazy to get out of bed and check my PC. There's tons of torrent clients for Android though.

>>32868612
why didn't watame let her do it bros...

>>32868301
I heard beer. She stoped alcohol because of her throat.
I guess she really wanted to impress manager kun

Is IRyS stronger in HoloCure now?

>>32868958
Noticably. He added Bloom and Gloom too. I heard GuyRyS is there too but I didn't play long enough to see him.

>>32869558
GuyRyS is in the hard stage

>>32869947
oh he's hard all right

>>32870415
GOD SO PUNCHABLE

>>32870415

>if she's actually serious I'll probably do it
someone tell IRyS to message Reine about the keyboard

she is about to punch me btw

>>32871636
A punch from her won't hurt. It'd be cute though.

>>32871636
Try me, her noodle arms can't even hurt an ant.

>>32871636
she'd honestly probably hurt herself if she punched someone

>>32872156
>Ow
>Why are you hurting me?

>>32872249
Fuck, stop making me imagine something good...

Nonconsensual sex with IRyS!

>>32872578
So, rape?

>>32872608
It's the more polite form of rape

>>32872706
There is no polite form of rape.
>"Excuse me madam, please lie still while I hold your arms back and fuck your brains out" won't fly in a court of law.

What did she say around 2:22:26? Did they ate a bee ?
https://youtu.be/lYN1JQ2HlmI

>>32872787
IRyS isn't human but a more conceptual being. It's outside the law.

>>32872861
interspecies have rights too!

>>32872834
Spa Water?

>>32872834
I heard "SPAM or SoBe I had". Can't be arsed to download and really analyze but after a few listens at different speeds thats the best I got

>>32872834
spam musubi

>>32873226
Not sure how that was hard to understand

>>32873249
She's speaking fast and the audio's not that great either (Discord is probably to blame for that)

>>32873194
It's Spam Musubi, or spam sushi

>>32873559
Yeah, that makes the most sense.

>>32872156
Girls aren't built to throw punches.
Basically hollow bones, like a bird lmao.
Look at vids of girls arm wrestling against guys. The squeamish will be put off by the audible CRACK.

>>32873344
IRyS NOO!!! Your throat!!

>>32873226
I am going to look into that. Sound delicious

I don't think the watchalong is going to happen

>>32875340
Good.

>>32875352
>>32875340
It's good but I still want to see IRyS. If it's cancelled they'll probably reschedule for another day again.

>>32875340
It will. She is telling me just now. I think I am going back to leaking her feet. See you guys there tomorrow

>>32873344
I HATE MORI FOR INTRODUCING IRYS TO DRUGS

>>32875441
What feet? I'm not a footfag but any IRyS pic is a good pic.

>>32875352
>Huurrrrrrrrr Mori bad!!!!
Go away anti

>>32875578
Mori is bad, that is a universal constant
this is an IRyS thread though

airisu love

>>32875654
Mori is IRyS' friend and I'm tired of you faggots shitting on her just so you can fit in with all the other larping ironic shit posters. You are so desperate to fit in.

>>32875340
IRyS had another appointment with the Saturday night doctor

It's me, doctoRyStocrat

aww man

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1568526748849152005

Redline chads we won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKFOasEcvLw

>>32876349
It doesn't matter who she is I don't like her
This is an IRyS general though

>CHAD watchalong
who asked for this?

>>32877267
Bae

>>32877267
Bae. And me.
Redline is hypest shit ever, she'll love it.

i am gonna miss it...

>>32877479
I find watchalongs best experienced as VODs, than tuning in for the live stream.

>>32877475
Don't get me wrong, Redline is fucking great but, bae and mori watchalong?
fuck no.

>>32877579
Don't watch it then. I'm not your mom.

>>32877600
retard, i'm just asking questions
of course i won't watch a stream with those two whores in

>>32877479
i should skip it too., since im running on like 4hrs of sleep, salt , caffeine, and an energy bar right now...but vidya and IRyS soonish i guess

mori hate, airisu love

https://youtu.be/WDlRobi84fU?t=22030

>>32878543
Uh, irystokeks? why can't she say "all our idols"?

>>32878775
she is ESL and JSL pls andastand

>>32879086
What L is her F then?

airisu h8

Fucking GuyRySes lagging my potato pc

I love IRyS

>>32877639
Nice larp. One day you will fit in with the cool kids of the catalog.

What fans like these, no wonder piggums has to overeat and slam lithium to make herself feel better.
Watame probably didn't want piggy's gross, fat hooves on her back.

>>32878775
Nobody told her that "our" like that is pronounced like "hour".

airisu hate

7 mins to get Redline. Wish me luck bros.

>>32883715
Should be doable if your Internet doesn't suck. Just don't grab the same 40+ GB torrent I got.

>>32883776
It's over...

How will IRyS react to Sonoshi tits ?

>See you another day prechat
Who are these niggers?

>>32883985
>Voluntarily reads pre-chats
>Complains about it in a basket-weaving forum
Who are these niggers?

>>32884030
spotted the cfaa discordtroon

>>32884099
>Calling out your stupidity is discord behavior
Please don't embarrass yourself further

>>32884099
You can throw a dart and hit one of those fags here.
They love to brag about their Friday night karaokes full of "cute girls."

LIVE

>>32884151
fuck off back to your discord SEAfaggot your kind isn't welcome here

ogey

anybody else completely forget about most of the plot?

>>32884322
Gotta go fast

>>32884322
No, i'm gonna try to notice different details though

Random BGM
>much better now

We're going to make it.

What is Irys wearing RIGHT NOW?

>>32884506
>didn't already have it from Bae's watchalong
(You) already NGMI'd

>>32884532
nothing obviously. cause she just got done with her nightly shower

>>32884572
>watching Bae
Go back

>>32884572
Nobody /here/ cares about Bae

>>32884608
>>32884614
You don't belong here.

>>32884647
You sure about that?
This is /HiRyS/ not /cope/
>>>/vt/cope

did they ever say sub or dub?

Goddammit shut the fuck up Mori

>>32884725
I doubt they'd watch the dub

Fuck this, I'm not watching this shit with Mori literally going off on a tangent about how drugs are used.

>>32884920
no one cares, Mohammad

imagine letting women ruin a kino movie. just turn off the damn stream. not even IRyS reaction is worth it

>>32885020
I wish Mori would shut up too
He's not alone

>>32885056
okay, Mohammad

>>32885072
Nope.
Do you honestly like Mori's reactions?

hope watching with others doesn't detract from IRyS' Redline experience too much

>>32885072
If wanting Mori to shut the fuck up makes me a muslim then I'm a damn proud goatfucker who blows himself up for fun.

>>32885105
I'm not watching, Mohammad.
Because I just ignore things I don't like instead of chimping out about them like a monkey.
>>32885130
okay, Mohammad

I actually dislike this movie just because Mori said it was the perfect movie

>>32885175
So you're just a threadreader then?
Even worse.

Mori please.... Bae is behaving... why can't you?
It's her first time watching please....

>>32885212
okay, Mohammad

>>32885224
Bae has said like two things this entire time

>>32885238
Okay, threadreader.
There's millions of other threads you could shit up with your "stimulating" discussion but you choose this one.

>>32885279
okay, Mohammad

JP IS IN BABY

but why do they even choose a warzone to host a racing tournament in the first place

>>32885558
I didn't quite understand that? Can you imagine formula 1 being held in wartorn Ukraine?

god cali ruins fucking everything

JP ass...

>>32885558
>>32885607
Because it's not just any race. It's the Redline

There she goes Karen, about to inhale food like usual.

>>32885857
26:06
The timestamp clock is off a bit

We could replace IRyS' fragile flesh throat with a durable strong metal one, and add some extra hands in the process if she wants
Wouldn't that be kinda fun

>>32886131
fuck out of here, Adeptus

>>32886131
CyborgRyS... sounds kind of hot

>>32886131
Only if her voice remains untouched

I can't. I'll just watch the movie and watch the VOD later

>>32886131
based all things should become cyborgs or mechanized beings

TRAVA LOVE

jp you stupid fuck

TITS
TITS

>>32886999
Is it big

>>32886131
Glorious and evolutionpilled

>>32887291

roboworld military is fucking useless

this entire race is just globohomo scheme to overthrow Roboworld government