/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Aletta is currently live with Alien Asolation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnR_uWq7sb8
Shortly, Sava will be live and drawing Gen 2 in swimsuits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w5afXlRuaE

CUMMING INSIDE LETTI'S CHEEKEN BAGAA
FEEDING HER MY SPECIAL MAYO

SAVA LOVE

Nami's sweaty smelly armpits.

do you guys not have a dedicated bread baker

>>32668895
We have a couple, one of them left though. Others are probably not around or sleeping.

>>32668895
Not that I'm aware of. I wanted to post the Sava art and saw there hadn't been a thread for almost half an hour so I made one.

>>32668895
There is, but guess he's busy. Usually warns us first before making one.

NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX NAMI SEX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w5afXlRuaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w5afXlRuaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w5afXlRuaE
My genki-zoomer wife is live!

>>32669478
I need more Nami ASMR I've been thinking about it since the stream went offline

Sex with a horse

Letti's butt

>>32670991
yes it is very nice and currently on my lap what about it?

This may be the least exciting Alien stream I had ever seen.

>>32671300
wish she chose phasmo or mortuary asssistant

> sava take AP classes to avoid the "monkey" classmates

Aletta is too cautious

This game is pretty boring. Not even getting cute screams

I take it back, I never want to watch girls play games again. jesus

>>32671922
It'll get better once the alien is actively hunting her down and baiting her.

>>32671922
It's a mix of her not being scared cause it's easy with max brightness and also not being good at games.

I'm in love with Sava, I'm surprised she doesn't get higher ccv

Sava is part Russian.

Sava's Mom speaks russian

>>32673010
>>32673068
That's going to be mom when I marry Sava

>>32673110
Wait, how did I type this without my hands?

>>32673010
that explains a lot

>>32673282
Yeah like her racism

She definitely never finishing this. She going to get too frustrated dying constantly.

idk this stream is funny to me just because ive always heard just how scary this game is and vtubers talking about it a lot even on debut but this is the first time im actually seeing a stream of it so seeing her not really being scared and it taking FUCKING FOREVER to get to the actual alien part is pretty funny to me.

>>32673485
All we need is a few alien jumpscares but the game is so slow

>>32673551
pretty sure the alien should start actually showing up very shortly iirc

>>32673485
I believe she is hardworking enough to finish this.

>>32673516
Seems to be more about the build up (I hate to say slow burn it's so overused by /tv/) than in your face jumpscares. You have to watch for the alien and the security bots or whatever they're called. Also vtubers play it up for views and potential clippers.

>Lesters fixins
Which states is this popular in?

I think Sava is from one of the Carolinas

>>32674388
That is my guess too. Moonshine story really puts you in a very specific region.

Sava wants us to eat for virility so we can breed her properly.

>>32674639
Oh god bro I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna drink buckets of fish cum to breed her for life

Sava snuck into her neighbor's house to eat her steamed clams

Sava just sneezed in my mouth lets go

>>32675107
I wrote this

Sava just asked me to bark to cover up for the noises I made by accident. Kinda embarrassing. Sorry guys.

the (actual) alien part starts after this section iirc

>>32675918
At this difficulty I'm convinced she can just wrench it too.

>>32671516
If you want to hear a Chinese woman scream watch Lua's block game and DMC5 vods

Reina talked about about a new internal reward system in kawaii. They can get points by being in the company for X number of months, streaming amount, hitting sub goals and hitting donations goals each stream.
They can redeem these points for stuff like a new hairstyle or new outfit.
Thoughts?

>>32677256
Don’t like ‘donation goals’ being tagged on, feels like it encourages money-seeking behavior. Everything else is fine.

sava is my sunshine...

>If you drink too much pee

>>32677352
Anon they're corpo chuubahs literally everything they do is money seeking behavior

Shitposting aside I want Sava to spit in my mouth.

>>32677455
There’s a difference between making money and actively seeking money.

>>32677256
>being in the company for X number of months
But the older gens already get upgrades first because they've had more time to grow. Would make more sense if it was designed as a way to even things out if the new girls really do their jobs
>streaming amount
Feels like a quick way to encourage burning out but what do I know
>hitting sub goals
They already fucking get outfits for that
>hitting donation goals
>>32677352 said what I was going to say as I was typing
Overall seems pretty dumb, just save up the money and give the gens upgrades all at once instead of leaving them behind just because they don't have an oil baron or have a job or don't want to infest their chat with coomers to get an arbitrary number up

>>32677256
I get they need to make money but I feel like management should be less greedy and numberfaggy, at least openly.
Like obviously Hololive has internal reward systems too, right? But the only one I've openly heard about is reaching 1 million subs. I've never heard of any rewards for getting X amounts of superchats or having a certain amount of members even though I'm sure those metrics are considered.

Aletta... you can't just ungabunga everything with the wrench

my dudes they are a company of course they are going to incentivize getting numbers EVERY company does that they're called bonuses. plus Hololive does that too to a degree. each talent gets a wish for hitting 1 million subs. and thats just the extent taht we know

Sava is too good at being cute

>>32677909
It's not a good rewards system if the first outfit goes to anyone but Isla or Nami. They deserve it for being so based
This post actually isn't ironic

holy shit, Sava could copy Kronii

>>32678231
Nene will get everything and you will enjoy it.

>>32677256
its fucking stupid. just treat outfits like covers. the company will kickback a flat amount towards each outfit and work for the talent to arrange artist/rigger time. the talent funds the rest. just like covers. you want 10 outfits? your fans fund it. no completely unreachable sub goals or other bullshit. Make some accommodation for gen 1 and 2, i don't know what would be "fair". but once that's resolved everyone goes forward, free of this ridiculous restriction. talent freedom.

>>32677562
>Feels like a quick way to encourage burning out but what do I know
tbf all of of them except for Charzu could easily hit streaming goals without stressing themselves unless the number is ridiculously, arbitrarily high.

>all she gets to eat is frozen peas

aletta is talking about anime again get in here

>>32678822
How bad is her taste today?

Gaogetters, how essential is the minecraft guerilla vod?

Leti is pure sex. She always selects sexual questions and pretends to not understand the context to tease us. I will tame this horse with my cock

Why did they give a carnivorous character to the biggest vegetarian in Gen 3?

>>32678903
All Sava streams are essential, I don't want to remember life without her

>>32677256
donation goals are absolutely retarded, sub goals are fine unless it's for subs per stream, week, or month.

>>32677352
who are you kidding? this whole vtuber thing is just a racket

Be normal.

I wonder why there aren't any sport watchalong chuubas.

>>32679640
Football is gay and women don't watch sports.

>>32677562
They're probably trying to make it fair to all talents but "fair" is an extremely subjective thing that's very difficult to get right. Every talent is gonna get a different makeup of points, in ways that the others can't feasibly compete with. Like how the older gens will always be ahead in time spent with the company because time is linear, and how the full time talents have a huge advantage when it comes to stacking up hours streamed. But I think this system will work fine because it means a talent is accruing points no matter how they're succeeding. Numbers may need tuning but that's up to management (for example it'd be kinda bad if the dono goals were lower than the cost of outfits but I suppose you could consider that an investment).

>But the older gens already get upgrades first because they've had more time to grow. Would make more sense if it was designed as a way to even things out if the new girls really do their jobs
Literally what they are doing
>Overall seems pretty dumb, just save up the money and give the gens upgrades all at once instead of leaving them behind just because they don't have an oil baron or have a job or don't want to infest their chat with coomers to get an arbitrary number up
You just reframed the "being in the company for X months" goal lol

Vtubers need to stop mentioning weather… with other details it gets too easy to doxx

>>32679705
Women doing shit they aren't interested to please a male audience is a corner stone of streaming.

>>32679776
I already know which county she lives in.

>>32679408
stop drinking butter and get to streaming

>>32679776
>he thinks its actual noise and not a recording for opsec
oh anon...

>>32680010
I mean there’s only one place in America right now close to a nude beach, in est, where it’s storming. If she plans that far in advance kudos

>>32679640
Finana started doing F1 watchalongs. Somehow she discovered she liked car racing

>>32680410
Wish it was someone else, I've always been on the edge of getting into F1 and since my brain is mush, vtubers would be the thing to push me.

>>32680410
>the “educate yourself” fish woman
Gross.

>>32680365
myrtle beach?

>>32680410
she started dating a fan via discord, he’s into it and told her it’d be good niche content

>>32680365
>>32680563
Delete

>>32680410
yikes

I love when she dips down.

>>32680410
Can't wait to continue to not watch her

Reina is kinda cute

>>32680789
dips down on my dick, yeah

>>32680410
NASCAR is better

>>32681121
True, I just wish she didn't collab with evil people like Reiny or Lumi.

my wife would like to get your opinion on something, anon
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxoGdGhGQH_zVwFNXC7KArIjRw6jgLDdbP

God Leti is so cute

>>32681359
RPG is going to be impossible unless she keeps it really basic

>>32681359
Well that's only going to have one answer

>>32681701
>>32681701
this was me

>>32680617
Big yabs if true

>>32681265
Didn't she only appear in one collab with Lumi?

>>32681977
About a month ago Lumi said on stream that she played Phasmo off stream with Reina and Nami.

>>32682137
yikes

>>32682137
Oof. Fuck Lumi, lying pandering cunt.

>>32682329
>>32682557
She said something about how even though it was nice getting to hang out with them, the 4 of them (Yuri was also there) didn't have the right chemistry for streaming together. So they're on good terms but it's unlikely we'll see them collab too closely anytime soon. Even during that Escape Simulator collab a couple weeks later, Lumi barely said anything the entire time.

>>32679640
there are Japanese chuubas who do that

>>32682955
ええ、私です。

>>32683212
hello Riria Hikari, did you enjoy Napoli beating the shit out of Liverpool?

Is anyone live? I think Reina's ending hers, no way do we have dead hours in the middle of the day

>>32684017
Finally, my refractory period.

>>32684017
Nene has a stream in an hour, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSMqdELqzbM
then shee an hour after that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRImr4Fqpnw

>>32684161
I hope animeonlys gets spoiled on as much as possible

>>32684161
Awesome, thanks. I'll tune into Nene, but my patience for New Vegas is zero... I'm sorry, my beloved retarded daughtwife...

>>32684255
The game is 9 years old, it just got remastered without rollback as a cash grab. Then again most Jojofags were probably 9 when it came out so, I guess they would get spoiled by it now.

>>32684161
I want to capture Shee in the wasteland and spend the rest of my days fucking the remaining brain cells out of her.

>>32684498
It has one of the most hilariously busted techs in a fighting game where taunting will freeze the screen but any projectiles will still be active so you can end all combos in a knockdown, put out a projectile and then taunt. They'll wake up into the projectile and it'll keep the combo going. Wonder if they removed it for the remaster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYz3PoR5Rzk

>>32685045
I just skimmed a few articles and apparently it did get a good amount of gameplay changes so maybe... none of the articles mentioned this tech though.

>>32681509
it would just be RPGmaker tier

>>32680789
I really hope she does a valley girl / Gyaru stream.
When she did the voice in the debut I was cosmic diamonds.

Huh guys, try to keep the thread alive the catalog will go in flames again with shitposting. Also tourists might visit us again.

>>32687050
what happened now

>>32687050
which one yabbed this time?

>>32687050
Great, what the fuck happened this time?

>>32685938
Gyaru Sava telling you that she can't take your BBC without a condom today because she has to meet her Korean boyfriend in an hour...
Then 5 hours and 37 missed calls later you run out of condoms so she ends up letting you do it raw anyways...

>>32687162
American post.

>>32687162
Mutts law

>>32687050
HoloEN has another male collab?
I know NijiEN is on fire right now as well with Luca fucking up.

>>32687097
>>32687106
>>32687113
Same shit as always, unicorns and shitposters being cucked by their oshi again. This time a tournament where she invited the males.

>>32687050
I feel like this whole vtuber thing isn't going to be a long term deal

>>32687452
Wow, K is based.

>>32687452
I hate holobronies SO much

Just scanned the catalog, if it's there the SEAggers haven't gotten to it yet. Hit me with a (You) when we figure it out pls.

Nene in 20 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSMqdELqzbM
Nene's going live soon dayo

>>32687452
>Ame

>>32687556
maybe corporate vtubers won't but people who want to stream but doesn't want to doxx themselves will still do vtubing

>>32687556
desu I kinda wish the decline would accelerate just so the moneyhound failed e-girls would die off already and things can go back to how they used to be

Peony....video....Wednestag......ich bin dyin here

>>32687905
She's too busy rolling around in my pee puddles

>>32687905
it's been like
a week
how are you this far gone already anon

>>32688114
He's a sapling

>>32687967
She does the work Americans don't want to.
God bless her, everyone.

>>32688114
Peony is cute.

>>32687905
It's on TikTok...

https://www.tiktok.com/@peonyaeria/video/7140771656913538310
https://www.tiktok.com/@peonyaeria/video/7140771656913538310
https://www.tiktok.com/@peonyaeria/video/7140771656913538310
https://www.tiktok.com/@peonyaeria/video/7140771656913538310

I HATE SPANISH
I HATE SPANISH

My wife Aletta

>>32689132
I HATE TIKTOK I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>32685938
I want Gyaru bully stream.

>>32689622
based

>>32689402
phwoar, look at the knockers on her

>>32689795

> Bimbo Bully Sava giggling derisively at us

I am unfit to see the promised land.

>management biased against Nene

>>32691339
Management HATE

>>32691339
>source: your ass

>>32691339
What did she say?

>>32691492
Watch streams. Her quotas for this >>32677256 are higher than everyone else's because she has the largest audience. Management isn't actually biased against her, they just realized it'd be unfair if Nene had a huge lead over literally everyone else combined.

>>32691622
that whole idea is fucking retarded anyway, i don't know what management is thinking

>>32691622
in gaming terms
She starts at level 30 while everyone else is level 1-5, the amount needed to level up is higher

I fucking love glasses. Why is it that in manga and LN the girl with glasses will get rid of them to look less "plain" but they look more plain without them. It's a massive tragedy and just doesn't make sense.

>>32691622
>it's unfair for the most popular streamer to have an advantage
wow imagine rewarding your most popular talent for being successful fuck that we should reward Charzu instead.

>>32691845
You would be one of the first people bitching if Nene got 10 outfits in a row before anyone else got even 1.

>>32691917
No I wouldn't because I love Nene and believe she deserves everything and more.

>>32692071
based

>>32691845
Charzu doesn't deserve anything because she's bratty

>>32692071
fair

>>32692149
No, she deserves one thing, to be rape corrected.

>>32691845
Good idea, Charzu is the best
Islachama deserves more love too

Anyways look forward to 10 new costumes for Gen 3 before Gen 2 gets anything.

>>32692277
That's not true, Darkstar will singlehandedly pay for all of shee's new outfits

>>32692374
and then he'll watch me fuck Shee while she wears them

>>32691845

There's all kinds of things that can go into decisions like that. Don't think of it as rewarding employees think of it as managing departments in a factory. Department A is running awesome but Departments B and C need new equipment.
You can buy a new machine for Department A and they can be even more efficient or you can spend it on either B or C and help bring them up to satisfaction.
Because getting the girls new outfits isn't really a reward for them as an employee, it's the company investing in it's own infrastructure.

Now if Kawaii was handing out brand new George Foreman grills to reward successful talent then yes, they should reward whoever brings in the best numbers, but that's something different all together.

>>32692440
How is a dog typing without fingers?

>>32692685
turns out that you CAN teach an old dog new tricks

>>32692727
God bless you.

Nene is Soft&Wet.

>>32692680
Apparently Merch doesn't count towards reward points. Does Kawaii not take a cut out of merch sales?

>>32693269
I don't fuckin' know. Maybe?

>>32693269
Lemme get Koshita on the phone and ask him.

>>32693443
Thanks, I'm glad I can count on you.

they should make merch of charlotte suzu with cat ears

>>32677256
>>32677352
>>32677640
>>32678657
>>32679268

I guess a kickstarter to get free money wasn't enough. Greedy mother fuckers

always a reminder never to get too invested, vtubing is fickle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRImr4Fqpnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRImr4Fqpnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRImr4Fqpnw
Shee is live

>>32692680
I want a new George Foreman grill.

>>32694784
didn't ask

>>32694943
then stop bitching

>>32694983
I wasn't

>money is LE bad
There's nothing as pure and soulful as idols snatching money out of ojisans.
get a job commie shitters

>>32694784
That's you get for trusuting HoloENwhores lmao

>>32695227
Anonchama?

Random found a peony scented candle in the store today.

Nene cute

>>32695625
Imagine

>>32695713
what even is that thing?

>>32696031
I think she said it was some sort of ASMR mic attachment my dick

>>32696031
Part of her ASMR mic.

>>32696105
>>32696171
snake oil, gotcha

>>32695625
Nene cute!

Dragon artist wife in 5 minutes
https://youtu.be/VVVDB2iQKOQ

>>32698323
>>32698602
she's so cute

Bob Ross-ryu

what is wrong with miryu

>>32699554
She's a zoomer

>>32695713
You post this every thread. Don't stop.

Aletta's doing numbers on tiktok. 10k already.

rape

>>32699712
Tiktok knows she's chinese, thats why

>>32699801
Tiktok seems totally random. Her latest one has 130k views out of nowhere

>>32699554
not being on top of my dick right now

Miryu is very cute and autistic

Miryu's first art of the day

Miryu drawing Thunderlings now
Go give her inputs, she might make it official

>>32699712
>>32699801
>>32699873
Tiktok pads it's numbers so much it's not even a joke. Only about 1k of those views are probably real.

>>32695713
Seems familiar somehow...

Vienna got a whole bunch of viewers through tiktok

Yo Dayo

>>32703834
da-yo?

Nene gets embarrassed reading ASMR scripts, how cute.

Nene just soft-vored me.

Neme why'd you drop Nene for dragon wife

Rrrruyo

>>32705046
he's been a DD for a while now

Nene raided Miryu, but why does it sound like the dragon is dying?

>>32705554
She was in the middle of eating her lasagna

>Miryu gets raided right as she's stuffing her mouth with lasagna like a chipmunk

>>32705046
didn't he drop nene a while ago

Anal sex with Reina.

>>32707164
This but with Isla

>>32707521
Wait, I need some clarification - you're doing WHAT with Isla Coleman?

>>32707722
Anal sex. I'm going to put my penis inside of her anus, since vaginal isn't allowed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhgejw8CtNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhgejw8CtNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhgejw8CtNE
Oceane released a new asmr

I'm going to fuck Miryu's Hair loopies

>Lag-ryu
why is she like this

>>32709072
sex with me

>>32708222

>>32708222
Oh wow she's really going for it huh

Neither Peony or Oceane seem to flinch at doing this stuff. It's great.

I don't watch asmr tho. Makes me feel funny.

>>32709332
Good funny or bad funny?

>>32709332
*nor

>>32709402
Weird funny

>>32709418
Unfortunate, but understandable. I was never too big on ASMR, outside of some scripted stuff, before Nene. I hope you find someone that makes it click for you the way I did.

>>32709072
What's wrong with
lag-ryu?

Who would you rather have sex with charlottetaylor suzu or taylor swift

>>32710158
Depends, is it consensual?

>>32710364
why does that matter

>>32710427
There is literally no point in having sex with Charzu if it's consensual.

>>32701026
we looking good

Can't believe she cooked peppa pig
https://twitter.com/miryu_kawaii/status/1567719247195013120

>>32710701
>>32710761

>>32710427
If it's consensual, Swift. If it's non-con, Charzu.

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>>32710856
I love Sava, she's so sweet and quirky. I hope she keeps making bank

dead hours...

where's the guerilla now

Where the fuck is Isla Coleman

non-con with Charzu (because she would NEVER consent to having sex with someone like me)

>>32711446
Hopefully, one day, she can move out of the hood and be able to go outside without constant fear of getting raped.

>>32711944
She will always have to watch out for me

>>32711944
why would anyone want to go outside?

>>32712166
getting some vitamin D (my dick)

I've noticed the small corpos don't really raid each other anymore. Is unity dead?

>>32712745
they have enough peeps live to cycle internally usually. prism and kawaii still raid each other sometimes though.

>>32712745
isla raided erina yesterday

>>32712808
I zoned out after Reina's stream today and came back to someone who I couldn't even find a corp behind (I assume an indie?)

I hate Nene

>>32713187
Why?

>>32713187
Stop posting.

>>32713305
No

>>32713187
Based. This is a Sava only zone.

>>32713187
You don't. You don't, chump.
Nobody hates Nene, yeah.

>>32712926
Ebi is an indie and freinds with Reina and Rita from Prism.

I watched Nene for the first time in months today but those little squeaks she makes sometimes made me horny so I had to stop

>>32713187
hate is a strong word but I dont like her

>>32714001
Same I always have to jerk off after her stream she's literally too erotic.

I love Nene and would have consensual hand-holding missionary sex with her for the purpose of conception and raising a family with her.

>>32715754
I wrote this

>>32715754
This but with Peony. Speaking of, I wonder how she reacted when leti sent her the pee line

>>32716562
I'll let you know when she wakes up. She came so hard from fingering herself while I showered her with my piss that she passed out.

I like Charzu and fuck the haters.

>>32718252
based

>>32718252
based

sava plays minecraft all day....

>>32719869
I'm grooming her in minecraft

>>32719869
>ywn hang out with sava in minecraft just strip mining for 12 hours in a row

>>32719869
My wife and I play Minecraft while listening to SteveMRE and cuddling all day every day.

How are the Ame refugees? Wanna check up on them.

>>32708222
guess I'm doming myself after listening to this

Kawaii has some really strong singers

>>32708222
>tfw no wife to have silly slapfights with while cooking

Reina ignores me

>>32724115
good

I am going to coom to Sava

can someone make a sava giggle compilation? that shit is my source of living now

>>32668688
cute art

>>32724168
fuck off noodle

>>32723265
You will get one soon enough

>>32710856
good taste

>>32713187
terrible taste

>>32725488
>488 digits
fuhrer-sama... I am in your debt...

>>32725220
She giggles after every sentence, just watch a vod

I love my wife Aletta who will be streaming again in an hour

>>32725751
>those tits

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Regular thread maker here, I'm still at work so someone else will need to make the next one. .