/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

He WILL fuck Pekora's monkey.

>>32559854
WAIT PEGORA BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY???

>literally the dumbest fucker on the planet
>smarter than the women
oh no

Honorary Stars JP

>>32559884
WHY ARE WE JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS NOW

>>32559993
Stars JP are whores, exept for anyone who's 178cm+

>>32560107
Ok let me get this straight, 50 elephant beetles?

>>32560209
SON IS NOT A WHORE

>>32560254
Ah, I love that fucking retard

I heard Pekora's monkey had sex with Kronii.

>>32560291
That's what I just said..

>>32559588
He does. On a regularly basis

>>32560209
Shogun....

>Fuck, I think I logged into the wrong server.
>Oh, hey Gura-senpai! Can you teach me how to play Minecraft?

Nodoka-chan's my oshi.

>>32559588
good boy points +1

And lose out on Nodoka? Mental i tell you.

He's got 40 iq and I bet he'd still last longer taking care of that monkey.

we live in a timeline where the retarded managerfucker is the last bastion of purity in tempus

>>32559952
It really is sad
>Practically mentally retarded compared to the other guys
>still intuitively gets shit in games and can progress without even reading

>>32559588
His only target is Nodoka. He will penetrate that thick OL pussy.

>>32559588
He's interacting with Ina and Bae for the Hololive 5th Anniversary event
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1566954337212907521

>>32562218
That'd be kino

>>32563120
not necessarily interacting with them, could be individual prerecorded segments. I get that he's the one speaks japanese but seems like kind of a weird pick though.

>>32563140
oh it would, brandmurderkino

>>32563218
I hope you are wrong just to spite OP

>>32559854
Wait...you mean to tell me...

>>32562752
sex

>>32559588
cutie

>>32559588
Already collabing with Ina tonight. Takokeks already coping hard I see
KWAB

none of them interact with my oshi

Nodoka collab when?
Does she know about him?

>>32559993
No.

>>32562954
he's so stupid its almost endearing. like a particularly slow golden retriever

>>32562752
LET ME IMPREGNATE YOU NODOKA-CHAN

Come on, enough is enough. He is not THAT retarded, just lazy.

>>32559588
based

He has a girlfriend

>>32574099
Yeah, me

>>32574099
yeah, me.

>>32574099
yeah, me.

>>32574138
>>32574132
YOU FUCKING WHORES. HE'S MINE.

>>32574099
Yeah, Yagoo.

>>32574132
>>32574138
>>32574140
LONDON

>>32559588
wait for it

>>32569145
Blue man already mentioned Gura by name, he's too powerful.

>>32559588
What if my oshi is nodoka?

>>32562991
Men > Women
Always been like this

>>32559588
No shit. He wants to fuck Nodoka.

No amount of Ina or Bae is gonna sway him from fucking his OL waifu

>>32562991
playing games without reading is easier then you think especially newer games that are designed to be more accessible to everyone. I can cplay most games in japanese despite only knowing like 4 kanji

>>32569205
Shogun likes him nig

>>32579274
Play pokemon games it has zero kanji

This guy is like Luca but for straight men. Comical

Lets be real /vt/ if you could choose any girl from EN or the JP management would you seriously pick EN? They aren't even OLs.

Axel and Noir have their eyes on the prize.

>>32569149
She does.

>>32576635
Has he? They were visibly putting in effort to not make the obvious reference during raft.

>>32580513
i'd rather nodoka or A-chan out of hololive, period, no question. the boys have good taste

>>32579224
Considering his stories, i am not surprised he's into older ladies

>>32559588
Why is everyone saying he's dumb? I only watched Vesper and Magni a bit

>>32580986
i exaggerated a bit but he talks like a retard and is definitely not bright

Because hes scared of girls you retard. it has nothing to do with being based

>>32584451
Being afraid of women is based.

>>32584451
Just like me fr fr

I want to fuck axel

>>32590099
Shut up zeta

>>32584451
he has normalfag friends, goes to parties and play sports, he's definitely not afraid of girls.

>>32590099
Me too. He is sexually deprived and NEEDS someone to relieve him.

>>32563120
Bae mentioned only collabing with Ina for the event stream. Most likely being done in segments.

>>32563218
>Sora, Fubuki, Anya, Bae, Ina
I mean I agree with you but the Holo choices seems to be those fine with interacting with Holostars.

Even though I don't like tempis, I respect that furry, doesn't seem like he wants to rape my oshi

>>32559588
He hangs out in ID girls and Sora’s streams instead

>>32574099
Yeah, me

>>32580513
Forget EN management, EN girls in general. Why settle for them when you can go for Nodoka or A-chan?

>>32569428
Hey Axel stop browsing 4chan, it's not healthy!

>>32580986
Because he's simply put wired simple.
He's not retarded in any sense otherwise he wouldn't finish games much quicker than anyone around him. Especially compared to the girls.
He loves to eat. He doesn't need more stuff. He loves his chonky cat. He loves Office ladies.

>>32580986
He's extremely simple minded.
https://youtu.be/HfjRwhNJXP0

Also in an interview he did with Vesper, he admitted that he has no inner dialogue, or thoughts. He's pretty much living life like Goku.

>>32594805
A FUCKIN FURFAG?
IN MY HOLOLIVE?
AROUND MY GIRLS???
...
Ok, I don't judge, never expected this to happen tho

>>32599311

>>32599311
Not a furry though?

>>32599311
Magni is the furry

>>32599311
Magni is the furry in Tempus. Axel just got a furry model.

>>32559588
Best boi

>>32559854
I'm tired of all the monkey posters.
In fact I'm so fed up with them I might buy one for myself.
Thank you, you succeeded in promoting monkey trade.

>>32580681
He was playing Mortuary Assistant and asked if anyone else in Holopro beat multiple endings, multiple people mentioned Gura. Read the name from chat and that was the end of it.

>>32592739
He also hates fat and lazy people
But he has said he is always nervous about what cute girls think of him. Very relatable to most /fit/izens who are good looking and fit but still autism over girls.

>>32601234
So he's definitely balls deep inside of her already.
Got it.

>>32559588
based and thank you for the choccy milk

>>32601670
that would be the /vt/ equivalent yes

>>32580947
qrd?

>>32559952
I thunk Vesper said early on that his problem is more so that he refuses to read a book.

>>32599766
>>32600079
Why is Magni so much of a degenerate?

>>32603959
bro real life isn't a video game how the fuck is reading books going to make you smart?

>>32609947
Have you never read a decent book and felt more knowledged? Learning about new skills, historical people/events, fiction with philosophical or psychological themes etc. will broaden your horizon and make you a more educated person. Do you think smart people are just born with knowledge?

He should do it

>>32617509
>IRyS-san can you please put in a good word with A-chan and Nodoka-chan kudasai

>>32574099
yeah, me

>>32599443
Anyone have that picture without the reddit bullshit?

>>32609947
Don't know what country you're from, but you are what's wrong with it.

>>32559588
he is the only Tempus i refuse to watch
comes across as dimwitted

>>32559854
you can eat monkeys you know

>>32559588

>>32620111
He's the based retard.

>>32620126
Why not both?

>>32559588
>Wants to fuck the staff
>I also want to fuck the staff
I am his anti, graduation when?

>>32559588
It's been almost 24 hours...

>>32569428
>>32597027
No, let him impregnate her. Wring out every remaining egg from her womb and make it a child!

>>32620111
Yeah, but it's cute. It's also why we watch Miko.

>>32623682
delicious food that you can eat and fuck
the future is here

I like the concept of an aussie streamer, but being a corpo nerfs you tremendously when you aren't allowed to banter to your maximum potential.

>>32560209
Oga is a whore in need of breeding

>>32624270
How is he saying that from the grave? ;_;

>>32580986
https://youtu.be/VvzO-buAqSA
Just watch this

>>32559588
If he going to interact with a girl, who is the dumbest fucking girl he can interact within Hololive because at that would be funny.

>>32626024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfPeHqdZZOw

>>32626513
IRyS, Gura as runner up.

>>32626513
Shes too normal to be intelligent

>>32626513
He only has eyes for Nodoka and Zeta

>>32600685
You won't regret it
t. Monkey owner

>>32626513
I want the opposite. Have him interact with Kaela.
>>32627316
He'll white knight for Sora though, but that's just based.

>>32599094
He's literally Chad.

>>32629319
>Have him interact with Kaela.
now this is some uncharted kino land

>>32559588
But my oshi is Nodoka

>>32559588
ONE PURPOSE
ONE GOAL

>>32629554

>>32597501
Woah, Woah, Woah. He has a chonky cat? I'm sold.

pretty based

>>32631535
It gets better. He saved as a stray
https://youtu.be/9g6_v7pqW_o

>>32611228
Nobody that’s smart reads books idiot. They learn through experience. Anyone that’s ever read a book knows you forget like 90% of what’s in it.

>>32640183
Damn, people nowadays really are social media poisoned, illiterate retards.

>>32592105
why zeta? did something happen?

>>32562218
RUMAO that would be fucking kino, but then Cover would make Axel want to willingly graduate

>>32562991
If you want competent female gamers, you need to look at Mamatori's generation, since grifting is popular with the younger generations due to gaming becoming more mainstream

>>32594384
Good he ignores the EN whores, and instead talks to Daisenpai

>>32609947
>>32620086

Southeast Asia is full of these retards. Unlike their northern counterparts that commit suicide when they get 99/100 in an exam, they commit suicide because their crush didn't text them for a day.

>>32559854
he better

>134 posts
>No one knows that Dingo already collabed with Kobo
/vt/ really don't watch stream

>>32559588
I bet they blocked him after the nodoka incident.

>>32644876
when?
I don’t remember

>>32602176
He was kind of a yankee in highschool in a special class for no goods, but his female teacher was super sweet and even stayed after class to help them.

>>32644876
>>32645814
he was watching Kobo play with the JP Holostars and when they saw him in chat they asked him to join them so he did, it doesn't count desu because he joined for the JPStars

>>32644876
People don't even know he interacts with Zeta a lot

>>32642013
>Be Axel
>haven't even debuted
>Zeta asks you to play Apex with her off-stream so you do
>Axel mentions a few times after debut that she still asks him to play apex or w/e from time to time
Dingo boy is too retarded and pure he probably doesn't even know Zeta is trying to groom him...

>>32626024
Sheer fucking will.

he's based
watch the deleted hitman stream for proof

>>32646104
nobody cares about his interactions with zeta because id are whores and she‘s the desperate one asking him to play games off-stream, not the other way around

>>32626513

>>32644876
Kobo is a child
>>32646104
Zeta is a bro

>>32647397
IRyS/Bae/Gura who is the dumbest, and subsequently, the one most easily tricked into sex?

He is kiara of tempus.
I wish him more success.