/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Isn't Haachama American?

None of them are actually English
And that's a good thing

>>3223732
Worst offender: having a literal ESL

>>3223732
>>3223765
Today I shall remind them...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbTizG5bFmA

>>3223785
Ina? Kiara?

>>3223781
can't think of anything worse than an actual British vtuber. Ame's fake accent was bad enough
t. bong

>>3223785
Ina's English isn't that bad

>>3223823
As a bong, I really only like upper class accents. I don't want to hear a "virchewal yuchewba".

>>3223880
>upper class accents

>>3223823
I'd like one if she had an upper middle class accent.

>>3223823
Imagine the kino of Glaswegian chuuba

>>3223938
now this I can get behind. no English chuubas, everyone else may apply

>Coco
>Ability to speak english
kek

>>3223732
Why would anyone want to listen to am*rican women

>>3223785
As an ESL myself, I have trouble understanding Ina a lot of the time. She kinda mumbles her words.

>>3223732
>only two of the girls are actually English
This thread's premise is fucking retarded but watch it reach bump limit because everyone on this board replies to the stupidest of bait.

>>3223825
She has a limited vocabulary, which is made all the more apparent whenever she tries to read on stream

>>3223732
>the only actual qualifications to be in the EN branch is the ability to speak English?
What they don’t tell you is that want you to know a slight amount of Japanese or ability to sing it (like Gura), and be deeply into Japanese culture. They call Japanese a bonus, but against tons of others, it becomes a deciding factor.
>Why isn't Coco there?
She is already doing very well in JP.

>>3223825
Ina isn't English, though. The popular rrat is that she's a Korean transplant living in Canada.

>>3223732
because Coco joined before Cover even considered opening an EN branch and she was the one who pushed for it in the first place.

>>3224130
Then how did Amelia get in? She speaks even less wap than Gura does. At least Gura can kind of fake it.

>>3224236
Ame interrogated her interviewer. They were so intimidated, they pissed themselves and hired her on the spot. Then, she said Gura was her friend.

>>3223732
Probably being an Otaku/interested in Japanese culture is one of the requirements, also being able to be as neutral as possible regarding politics and whatnot after the CH situation.

There might be other small factors like internet speed and country laws/restrictions towards streaming.

>>3223732
Do amerisharts really....

>>3223765
Full blooded Japanese who studied in Australia

>>3223895
He's not wrong

>>3223785
why

>>3224236
They probably threw the most weeb gamer they had from the applications COVER reviewed just for variety, they could have choosen anyone but Ame picked their interest for obvious reasons.

>>3224361
Really be superior to every other dirt farm in the world? Yes.

>>3224403
I doubt they weren't spoiled for choice when it came to screechy toxic maniacs.

>>3224415
ogey

>>3223823
Go fuck off to America then twat, there's something wrong with you if you want to listen to grating yank accents for hours instead of your own. Xenoblade is the only game/anime dub I can listen to without constant cringing

>>3223732
perhaps Cover's definition of EN is anything outside SEA and JP that can speak english (at most, ESL)?

>>3224445
Problem is that, once you filter the obvious "clout chasers" and "untalented e-girls", the list gets VERY small, at that point, nitpicking is not a bad choice, imagine if we got a rage gremlin with Kiara's personality.

>>3223732
You will never be English. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make England ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating savage twisted by delusions of mythical English superiority and exposure to English media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useful language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual English are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any English person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic English speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss.

Theyre all black my uncle who works for cover told me

>>3223823
You don't like Hoshikawa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnB3UI9dyLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMvGCqxjh7A

>>3223732
What do you mean? Aside from Kiara all of them are from NORTH America.

>>3223732
>>only two of the girls are actually English
Ame and who else?

>>3224633
This would work if english countries weren't importing immigrants constantly.

>>3224701
Ina isn't. She just LIVES in North America.

>>3223938
I would drop an Aka every day if there was a soft-spoken girl Irish or Scottish chuuba.
Only a daily orange if she was Welsh

>>3224649
slut love!

>>3224736
But alas.

>>3224223
>she was the one who pushed for it in the first place
The article with the EN producer last month suggests otherwise.

>>3223880
lower class british is pure SOVL

>>3224649
https://streamable.com/8lb8xn

>>3224592
*clap* *clap*
Next meme

>>3224592
incredibly based

>>3223732
>actual english
>america

you burger are ESL as well

>>3224219
Her mother is 100% Korean
https://youtu.be/-bkg97fTodc?t=102

>>3224219
>>3224738
Maybe the jannies get me for this, the artist was born in Canada it was on her accounts before the post-holo cleaning

>>3223880
All female accents from this shithole sound awful except for midland ruralfags, maybe. I cringe whenever I hear a woman speak with a 'London accent'. Fucking roast slags, disgusting.

>>3225240
You will never be American.

>>3224592
Don't make me post it, faggot.

rah dutty Posh vtyoober when

>>3223880
Only RP is based, a scotish holo would be cool too.

>>3223732
>only two of the girls are actually english
is this some kind of ESL thing? None of them are English, they speak English
>Only one of them actually lives in America
???

>>3223785
Kiara... It's not Ina you retarded spergs. Ina actually does puns, something that isn't possible if you have a poor grasp of english. Dumb retarded niggers

>>3224633
Change this out for scotish and you have the average American limmy fan.

>>3225072
Seanigchama?