/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32106338
My peepee is ready

Choco, your eggs...

I have to hold it in... for Friend...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQuFRSi5ebc

Let's enjoy the last day of summer ! !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGW5Y0mPPsM

give kanata wife

>>32106338
I love my hypercute wife Nenechi!
can't wait to see her perform in her sexy summer clothes !

LAMY PRIDE !!!
WORLD WIDE !!!

https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1564888567310012417
Wife ASMR

>>32108660
Dad?!

>>32106846
>>32107548
Sauce?

Can Gura be called an hononary JP? She's doing her Japanese reps...
I don't want her to end up like the other blue woman from en

>>32108693
Yes, it me.

>>32108703
https://twitter.com/m04130413/status/1564845891412176898?s=21&t=3JIO8MuZRBw8JrykJ6mpAA

>>32110157
あざす!

>>32110203

>>32108771
Yes
I hope she will be successfull with her reps and become a real idol

https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1564912520187756544

>>32108771
Why sre you cockroaches always forcing your whores in JP threads? You are not wanted.

>>32108771
It's nice to see her trying her best.

Don't reply.

>>32113527
KOMFy gamers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQuFRSi5ebc Climax Story Live

>>32116191
I'm climaxing...

>>32113308
because this concert is featuring her, think it's first EN appearance in concert streamed on official channel

Most gens have 4 people in them now...

>>32106338
NIJISANJI BTFO

watame shaking boobies

How could magni be streaming at a time like this?

We should just have EN and ID in these threads. and change the title to english.

Where dog?

>

I find it infinitely amusing how Noel is the only one whose arms don't clip into boobs.

>>32117384
Because her tits are actually that big

knts seggs

kanata should have big tits

>>32117834
I'd rather Oshio not bomb Cover's building.

>>32117834
You disgust me.

how nice to have such great reflective floor

I'M CRAPPIN!

>>32118005
They know what they are doing.

EVERYBADY CRAP YA HANG

This is an extremely unsafe work watch. But I've found a corner in our HR mandated wellness centre, wrapped myself in a blanket with hot chocolate. So long as nobody sees the screen nobody can judge me.

>>32118171
Why is Subaru like this?

HAI!

>>32118197
Sounds comfy

I see Clussy...

>>32117834
I would like to see her get ones like Lamy just to see how she'd look.

>>32118268
Who?

I wanna clap Nene's hand if you catch my drift.

NePoLaBo got some dance moves

yep
its still a banger
tho clapping is a bit hard with your dick between the hands

>>32118391
They didn't want Nene to leave them behind.

My wife Polka is the center and I'm so proud of her.

Wtf Polka isn't out of breath

botan's sexy black bra laces

Nenene your name...

>>32118357

>>32118577
How much weight has since her debut?

>>32118577
Shhh.....Izutsu is the one who's dancing.....

>>32118682
>she lost

>>32118682
yes

>>32118285
It's a mix of comfy and paranoid. I keep wondering if people can see the bikini anime girls reflected in my glasses.

>>32118601
its Momotetsu Meme right?

>>32118682
she gained 10kg

>>32118910
Poruka...

>>32118910
NOT ENOUGH

This merch look kinda lazy

this one might be too much for me, I don't think I make it to the end, bros

>>32119003
Low effort.

>>32118910
Sorry, I'll take my dick back out.

>>32119003
This summer looks kinda lazy.
Never forget what we lost.

CHAMMERS

Gen 1 let's gooooooo!! This reminds me why I love hololive!

>>32119155
The west had been bickering about Japan sexualizing women and woman right shit this year. Cover is playing it safe.

>>32119155
The real Hololive...

>>32119155
They went for the idol unit look this time. Hope that they will eventually bring back their original swimsuits.

>>32119070
Pls don't kill yourself anon

Feet close-upl pictures

I LOVE HAACHAMA SO MUCH BROS

>>32119244
pic related

>>32118804
No she won

>>32119507
The UN is at it again.

Migo....

>>32119155
sailor bikini sora
UUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>32119507
I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST

Wow that hag Lui can sing

What's the best Hololive idol project song?

>>32119507
Towawa...

>>32119738
Her cover songs are great

I was promised Pekomiko, where the fuck is it?

>>32119738
She got hired because of her utaite background, she's one of Mel's nepohires.

>>32119846
Mel fucking rocks

Time for a break

>UmiSEA
brb toilet time

>>32119507
Kek UN is an impotent organization at this point.
If they can't do anything about crisis and humanitarian problems all over the world for the past 4 decades, do they think they gonna make a dent now?
Also UN felt more like USA than United Nations. They nag over an ad but never talk about real women suffering and trafficking because their "Warnings" will never deter criminals.

POGGERS OCEAN

>>32119761
Taisetsu photograph then asuiro and kirameki rider

kinda sad that they didn't even bother giving ENs an outfit for the concert even when they're all pretty much copy paste designed

Gura and Ina not in swimsuit.
They flew to Japan for this shit.

>>32120146
That's hilarious

ENTER CHLOE
ORCA WRED SUPERCHAT TIME

Ina's legs still dominating even with bikinis.

>>32120146
>>32120130
Can't have them sexualizing ENs.

FUCK OFF CHLOE YOU ARE NOT WELCOMED YOU LEECH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Minato Aqua's fat butt on my face

this song's really not good. Sounds like a badly localized anime opening

>No inainaina~
wtf is this intro

Gooba doesn't understand a single phrase of Japanese. Get ready for Chumbud EOP to shit on Cover.

Ina's arms are so thin, I fear they can break at any point.

Holy shit this is dragging on

>>32120779
looks like you just got shit on homo

wtf is going on, does Ina and Gura actually understand what they're saying?! If not, isn't this proof it's all scripted/pre-recorded?

>Gura ready to pose, let's go!
Marine is groping Gura's ass....

>>32120146
>flew to Japan
I bet you think this is live too, huh. Also, why the fuck are the EN whores even in this.

Senchou almost falling on her fat butt.

>>32120779
At this rate it's simpy:
>EOP seething over something they don't understand even when they can do a little research to understand it
>The rest of us laughing at EOP morons for seething over nothingburger
Rinse and repeat

>>32120968
anon...

>>32120146
no way are they actually in glorious nippon land

>>32121024
anon....

>>32120968
How new?

Show is back on
MARRIED WOMAN SEX

>Azki
>Watame
yeah makes sense
>Pekora
huh? seems weird to have her alongside those two

>>32121175
shrink wrap is still on

damn

>>32120968
read the description...

>>32120968
So? This kind of event need a shit ton of preparation. Do you expect it to be live? They don't even read your supa.
Just enjoy the show ffs.

>>32119846
Massive respect to Mel and her furry まんこ

>>32120973
How do you grope something that's not even there? This isn't a "no ass" joke.

>>32121334
>not even there
Anon....

>>32121248
They are hagging her up.

>>32121373
You can't grope a 3D model, anon.

>>32120968
r u blind or is reading just too hard?

>>32121448
Not with that attitude.

>>32121248
If you follow AKB48 at all you can tell who is on the way out or not depending on which groups they're assigned to for performances.

>>32119846
I kneel to Meru

This stream has had some odd threesomes. I guess management was hoping Umisea would seem slightly less forced and out of place in comparison.

>>32121542
ogey

Subaru is so fucking cute

Why is Towa like this?

Dog

>>32121059
>>32121111
>>32121373
Stop being a retard. They're not actually there and the live is pre-recorded. Goobus only flies out to "play DBD" in Sweden.

Finally, something good.

WHERE IS THE BEST GIRL YAGOO THIS IS HER SONG

Laplus-chan ToT

If YAGOO shows I simp.

>>32121691
She has angeltism.

Brat.

>>32121542
Good thing this isn't AKB.
Btw how do you tell who's on the way out via performance assignments in AKB?

I missed a bunch, did Ayame appear yet?

>>32121879
lol

Tortilla Towans....

>>32121879
Who?????

Wow, some idols showed up

a peepee

I want Subaru to sing more enka
>>32121879
Not yet

>>32121879
>Ayame
lol

>>32121879
No
>>32121915
She already said will show up

>>32121879
yes, last night, in my dream

>3 demonic entities
>And then a duck
I'm starting to think they just drew names from a hat to decide these groups.

>>32121717
Based DBD-player.

>>32121879
AyaSuiMio left with presumably Sparklers. It's going to be great.

>>32122051
>korone
>daemonic

what would sex with a dog be like...

give me back my yubis koro-san...

>>32122051
>devil
>demon lord
>demon dog
>demon duck
I don't see the problem

>>32122051
>Towa
>demonic
And Subaru is singing with Korosan, I can't complain about anything here.

>>32122127
Ask a random white girl

>>32122116
Koro-san is a semen demon.

This chuuni brat next correction

This duck drives me insane. I love her

Guys… that’s not Ina dancing on the stage is it?

>200k watching now
I kneel...

>>32122051
>he doesn't know

>>32122051
>Towa, we need you to do this song with Korone and La+
>Subaru, pls help us! I can't do this alone with a hag and a newbie T-T

Towa's hips...

>>32122258
Do you also expect Polka and Marine to be able to dance without breaking their hips?

>>32122258
Of course not. The last time a bunch of Japs surrounded a female gook, the gook got comforted.

Towa looks so dumb...

What's lap's line? Kakusomeseyo?

Subaru and Korone boob sway

YES MY DUCK!

>>32122116
Korone is the villain

Korone DEFINITELY flipped the bird there.

>>32122385
I don't think Ina would be bothered by it.

/vt/ sharts are gonna freak!

WHORE ON SCREEN

>>32122538
yeah, me

>>32122491
the JPs would be bothered by her, no?

Who is the new girl? She looks cute.

Who's the short white haired girl with horns? Don't think I saw her before.

>>32122538
EN already gone anon

WHORE

Ayame, my wife. I missed you so. Why won't you come home? The children are asking about you.

>>32122538
That's no way to talk about Iroha!

KYO MO KAWAII

>>32122538
Towa...

>>32122668
That's Shion's alt costume I think. Weird that they had her go on twice but everyone else we've only seen once.

Inugami Korone pledging Allegiance to Axis forces during the 1940s.

>>32122765
dw, they talk about Ayame

THE WHORE!
THE RACIST!
THE NO-STREAM!

AISHITEEEE

Who is this newbier?

>>32122809

Does this reset her 79 streak or whatever its at now? Or does it not count?

>>32122892
It's not live.

>>32122892
is it on her own channel?

>>32122892
go back to the catalog

>>32122892
As long as she doesn't LIVEstream on her channel, it doesn't count.

Mom and her three daughters

>>32122892
No. She has to stream on her channel. This doesn’t count. She also appeared on the mineshit summer festival.

>>32122892
Count's still going

YAGOO: Ayame my daughter, I need you to dance in a yukata for Hololive Summer.

Ayame: Don't wanna. Only if you do it first. Tee hee.

YAGOO: Fine.

THE WIFABLE HOLOS

(And the blue autist)

>>32123054
And still refused to stream.

>Marine falling on her face
I want a webm of that.

>>32123052
>Somebody’s made a official counter.

I'm not sure if this part is live.

did they re-remix the song or something? It sounds better than previous version

SHINY
SMELLY
STORY
UUUOOHHHH

holo metaverse

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vQOPE6kHeoU

>they're retconning the old MV with the swimsuits
cover is dead

HOLY SHIT

>>32123320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQOPE6kHeoU

>>32123085
Sui looks like a granny in that yukata

>>32123320 (me)
nvm, links says 2022 ver.so new mix

>>32123320
Different backing track.

>>32123052
Where is this found? I need to know!

So this is what Virtual Tokyo looks like.

The mysterious new girl is also on the poster next to Shion. Did they retcon her into Gen2?

CHAMMERS & FESTIVAL

TOGETHER AGAIN

Subar too damn cute

what did they mean by this?

>>32121879
Ayame, Suisei, Mio, Iroha just performed as the s cond-to-last-segment. I am sorry, Sora but this set is just gaudy.

>>32123701
The climatic end to one of the most disappointing arcs of Hololive!

>>32124288
See you next year, faggot!

>>32124288
Don't you have a shill stream to watch?

>>32124367
Maybe Cover balls will finally drop next year so we can get some good swimsuits.

>>32124447
None of the girls are streaming right now what are you smoking?

>holoLIVE
>no one is live

>>32122413
Kakumokuseyo, usually translated as Heed my call! Also, she looked thin and kinda tall during the ondo segment, and it wonder if that was because of narrow sleeves or because of no boobs. Also, captcha hates me

>>32124472
It's a work in progress. Bringing back HoloSummer is a good trajectory. Keep this up and we'll eventually have Ayame onaholes

>>32122491
Why would she be bothered? It’s nice to be comforted

>>32124472
I believe that Cover was just too afraid of Susan. They are testing the waters to see how far they are allowed to go.

>>32124611
Calli is streaming!

>>32123521
It’s called the Mandela effect, I heard about it on /x/

>>32124868
Who?

>>32122384
WTF you're talking about, Polka is pretty fit

>>32124868
Sorry this isn't the special guest thread

>>32123521
I think she's that Omegasomething person

>>32124868
anon said girls

>>32123701
I reached climax a few times throughout the stream, especially the last stage. That's what they meant

Radiates extreme sexual energy.

After tonight we're taking Gura and Ina as honorary JPs, right?
Keeping the rest of those filthy male loving western whores out though.

>>32126180
Poor Sora got taller for once only to revert back to her old height.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swf8qMC5EQ0 Koyori endurance utawaku

>>32123680

Test

>>32106338
Why are all virtual youtubers pre-teen?

>>32128226
pre-teens look like THAT?

>>32126860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG4KKSaV63I Luna mengen

Best part was Fubuki teleporting in from the 1st gen stage with a cool pose.

that updated SSS was nice

>>32129750
Yeah it's great, I keep rewatching it.

>>32129750
>older Sora from the future
Hololive lore can be a bit disturbing at time.

>>32126860
Poor coyote, she was honestly ruining God knows.

>>32129750
Reverse that webm

https://twitter.com/shionchan_o/status/1564995611593568256

Too bad koyo didn't break 700k with kirameki rider

>>32131053
If you watched the whole song in reverse it’d be like watching the death of Hololive

Congrats Mayodog.

RELEASE THE MAYO

>>32135089

More Iroha ASMR please

>>32130170
Wrestling entrance angleV2VDP

>>32136287
Watame is cute

>>32136480
Iroha did asmr?

>>32137079
She did a few ASMR streams many months ago. They were mostly (maybe all) men only though. She hasn't done any for a long while though and there's only so many times I can re-listen to the existing stuff without craving more. She gets quite embarrassed by it and it's very cute.

>>32137256
Just don't ask for too many then, Iroha should do them very very far apart of each other so the embarrasment doesn't dissapear in a puff of normality.

https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1564979707900088327

Ayame pls stream sometime..

>>32138777
She has already worked hard enough for the next four months.

>>32138777
Anniversary soon

Thread is about to die so I might as well ask: What do you honestly think about the live? For me it's a giant waste of potential. From the sanitized swimsuits, to the weird unit groupings, to shoehorning the entire cast into an hour limit, even the song choices. It feels like there are a bunch of different teams working on this project and no shared vision whatsoever.
If you're gonna go through the troubles of having everyone shows up, why limit it to an hour? And what's the point of swimsuit if you're on an idol stage? Also there's something incredibly jarring about swimsuits and idol stage? They couldn't render a beach or something summer related?

>>32142784
I was expecting it to be longer, also hoped to see more all gen performances or at least everyone on stage at the same time

>>32142784
i agree for the most part
the swimsuits are lame, most of the songs were bad and the groupings didnt make much sense

>>32142784
agree. The swimsuit parts should've been at a beach at least, the venue for the kimono parts was lackluster as well.
I personally didn't really click with the songs either and the units felt like they were drawn in a straw poll.
Lastly, the 2022 ver. of SSS was okay but didn't really feel special enough for a climax event either.
I think no one believes a "Live" show like that is actually live, but the way this one was cut and set up, it felt like they weren't even trying to present the illusion.
forgettable experience/10

>>32143276
>Lastly, the 2022 ver. of SSS was okay but didn't really feel special enough for a climax event either.
seeing Sora go through all her models at the start was kino though, hopefully she does something like that in her anniversary next week

>>32142784
i got to see my oshi on stage with her genmates in swimsuits so i am real fucking happy
double so since it was free and i didn't have to fight against retarded japanese websites that will do everything in their power to stop me from paying for the privilege of watching it

>>32142784
It was as formulaic as possible. Technically not bad but pretty soulless, especially compared to the shows directed by the girls themselves. Hololive Summer was back in 2019, this was Cover Summer.

>>32142784
Everything about this feels like Cover testing the waters to see if there was an audience, and also to understand how far Youtube will let them go. Even the merchandise was the kind that they do for some kind of low tier event. Next year, I can see them doing a full PPV concert depending on how much they liked this year's results.

>>32144988
Same, Yagoo has been working them hard in the idol dojo and this felt like a test run. And I loved seeing my oshi and the rest of her gen singing and having fun.

>>32142784
Wasn’t bad but wasn’t anything special beyond the sheer number of appearances and the SSS promo (But I did really like how they showed Sora through the years). Though it doesn’t help that we’ve been so saturated with prerecorded lives recently

>>32144988
Well I sure hope my oshi is still in Hololive by the time that happens.

>>32145673
Don't worry, there is always a place for her at Vshojo.

>>32142784
It was disappointing. A lot of the groupings were clearly random and had no real chemistry, and the levels of singing ability varied far too greatly in the groupings. Less talented singers (due to their voice or otherwise) were put with far more talented singers, which made the less talented singers look completely out of place. Holos that rarely interact with each other were also in groups together.
It was just really weird and awkward all around and only about one or two performances were what I would consider good. The updated SSS was kino as hell though and the only part of it I can say I truly liked as it made me emotional seeing how far Hololive has come.

That was the fastest thread we've had in ages ...

>>32118910
All muscle!