/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I fucking knew it, this woman is ruining my sleep again

>>31924946
Her latenight minecrafts are only about 90 minutes long, so I think you'll survive

>>31924976
Sure
I hope everyone had a productive weekend of not looking at /vt/

all the membership gifts...

>Be (you), sapling, picrel
>Laying in your crib
>Quietly uuuing to yourself
>You miss mommy...
>Door creaks open
>"Saaaaapliiiiing? You awake?"
>Spring up
>It's mommy!
>"I'm sorry I'm home so late. You didn't give your babysitter any trouble, did you?"
>Shake your head
>"That's a good sapling! I knew you'd be fine all on your own."
>Fauna sits down next to your crib and scoops you up into her arms
>"You having trouble sleeping without mommy, little sapling? Hmm? I'll tell you what. For being so well behaved and soooo brave, I'll let you sleep with me in my bed tonight."
>You beam with joy as mommy brings you into your bed and sings you a lullaby, rocking you to sleep in her arms.
>The last thing you hear before drifting off to a peaceful slumber...
>"Goodnight, sapling. I love you."

I'm so fucking happy Fauna's back.

what are all these gifts lmao

>Be (you), sapling, picrel
>Laying in your crib
>Quietly uuuing to yourself
>You miss mommy...
>Door creaks open
>"Saaaaapliiiiing? You awake?"
>Spring up
>It's mommy!
>"I'm sorry I'm home so late. You didn't give your babysitter any trouble, did you?"
>Shake your head
>"That's a good sapling! I knew you'd be fine all on your own."
>Fauna sits down next to your crib and scoops you up into her arms
>"You having trouble sleeping without mommy, little sapling? Hmm? I'll tell you what. For being so well behaved and soooo brave, I'll let you sleep with me in my bed tonight."
>You beam with joy as mommy brings you into your bed and sings you a lullaby, rocking you to sleep in her arms.
>The last thing you hear before drifting off to a peaceful slumber...
>"Goodnight, sapling. I love you."

I'm so fucking happy Fauna's back.

>>31926189
SCs are disabled so they resort to gifting

>>31926449
so the worst kind of attentionwhoring got it

Konfauna!

aaaaaaAAAAAA I LOOOOOOVE FAAAAAUNAAAAAAAAAA!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AfOaPzcc2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AfOaPzcc2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AfOaPzcc2E

Twilight bros, we WON!

>>31926661
Schedule bros, we WON!

Outlast bros, we LOST...

Cant believe next member stream will be ruined by all the random people gifted memberships

Towa...

Minecraft is still very ugly

I used to watch livestreams posted on /v/ for beta minecraft, those were the days

>>31927022
Hopefully not but IRySs chat last night was pretty bad, with new members spamming songs her RM would sing. Could have been one or a few people but it was noticeable.

>"Oh gosh!"
She's so cute! I'm so glad that she's back!

>>31927252
IRyStocrat here, it's always like that. The only difference was the emote spam was even worse than usual, good thing the next members will filter them out.

Why did a vegan build such a cruel contraption?

>>31927194
Beta, or Alpha? When Notch was still there? Those indeed were the days though

>>31927437
before the nether existed at least

Fauna should drop those ugly shaders

God, Minecraft is such a fucking boring game to watch.

Just got in
What is she trying to build?

>>31927974
me

>>31927974
She wants to make the Funny Fish Farm look nice.

Damn I only just found out about the stream while randomly checking my YT feed. How long has she been playing?

>>31928093
28 minutes

>>31927729
Its perfect to leave in the background while you're coding or something.

>>31927974
FFF upgrade. But currently in creative mode to plan out the build. Actual building will be in a later stream probably.

So when is she going to play train simulator? Or even railroad tycoon?

What's with the shower thoughts BGM? I really like it. Its something different from what she usually uses.

>>31928634
Iirc it's from the latest Animal Crossing

>>31928678
>>31928634
it was for the animal crossing-like mood, not actual ac music

Nobody's gonna help Fauna build the bridge

>>31928801
Silly Fauna, that dosen't belong up there!

>>31928801
exquisite shading anon

>>31928934
Fauna is gonna enlist the IDs and force them to build her bridge...

>It looks like a spout
>chat: it looks like a pp it looks like ovaries

yeah, stop reading chat

Fauna, crafter of mines.

>>31929310
Depending on the angle it looks like pp, uterus, or a pair of booba. Architecture.

>>31929318
As she read my chat early in the stream I agree that she can stop reading everyone else

This is by far the most effort, aside from Ame with her redstone, that anyone in EN has put into Minecraft planning. She should get tutoring from ID.

>>31929310
>Hear Fauna say sprout
>Instant erection
Mommyposting has ruined me...

>>31929647
Gura WILL finish her haunted house this year and get ID slaves to resurrect Atlantis. I believe!

>>31929825
At this rate Fauna is gonna out Atlantis her.

This is some advanced autismo shit

>>31930067
iterating in creative is the cutest kind of autism you mean

>>31930067
>laughs in Taj Mahal

>>31930067
She's starting to talk like a minecrafter.

fona is angy

I like it when green woman make funny noise

>>31927974
a bridge to the Funny Fish Farm mock-up in solo creative mode

You heard her saplings.

GROW.

>>31930864
I'll do my best

Does she know she'll have to spawnproof the bridge near the farm

why is she cheating?
its not minecraft unless there's a 15% chance of zen loss

>>31932083
probably not, someone should mentioned it in the comments when the stream ends

>>31932287
She's just planning the build out.

so how far out is she going to make it with the actual build before she realizes she's bitten off more than she can chew?

>>31932468

Sounds like she might need the ask the services of other members

Well, I’ve had my glass of warm milk and Fauna on the telly. I thinks it time for this sapling to hit the sack.
G’night fellas. May you each dream sweet dreams of sweet kirins.

>>31932468
This wont actually ever be built.

>>31932377
If that's all she was doing she should have told me and I could have set up a private server for her.

>>31932468
>>31932522
>>31932719
You doubt the power of UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>31932719
She'll make it to "okay, lets calculate how much prismarine and quartz I'll need"

>Very fast superchat reader
That's how much she cares about your supas, btw.

I guess I don't have to wake up early for MC summer fest as she didn't mention she'll be there

>>31932586
aaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaa nevermind! She left before I could fall asleep!
Now how am I supposed to go to bed!?
uuuuuuuuuuuu!

I...

*sigh* finally

>>31932468
Probably Kaela will grind the materials for her if is needed

>>31933383
Even with all the materials it seems like this will take a while to build.

>Go two days without Fauna
>Finally get her back
>She only streamed for an hour
NO! IT’S NOT FAIR! I NEED HER! WHY CAN’T SHE STAY?

>>31933766
you do this to yourselves sapkeks

Stinky vegan kirin farts in my mouth!

This bridge will be a test of Fauna's resolve for building cool stuff on the EN server. If she finishes it it's a good sign for the future. If she gives up and builds an ugly cobblestone bridge instead all hope for the server is lost.

>>31934819
EN will never reach ID's level of tism. Mark my words.

>>31935131
It won't, but it will at least bring the EN server out of the stone ages and at least on par with the JP server. That's my hope at least.

>>31935131
EN3 will save us! I beleeb!

>>31935362
If someone can do it, it's definitely Fauner.
>>31935660
we can only pray

>be euro
>wake up and see I missed a guerrilla Minecraft stream
Existence is pain

This is a service bulletin. Saplings are an invasive species that threaten the ecosystem by outcompeting native plants and wildlife. Report any and all Sapling sightings to your local Agricultural extension office.

Guys, I think Fauna actually is gonna attend summerfes. Why do you think she was sleeping before the stream?

>>31936854
She's probably going with Bae and Ame. Bae was messaging holoEn to see if she could get a group to go.

>>31936854
she a degen

That whore Ina STOLE my oshis rightful summerfes date

Regular euro hour bumper here, just letting you know I got outdoor work for the next month so these 100-200 post threads might fall off the catalog from now on, its probably just me that really cares about recycling threads anyway.
Take care

If Fauna's going to build a raid farm, i hope someone suggests her ianxofour's most recent build
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3mOlrMGjUg
and VERY IMPORTANT: apply this modification after she builds the farm because Paper servers does some fucky shit with mob behaviours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Nx1EF9BH4

>>31940359
Thanks for your service and good luck with work

>>31940359
SHE'S NOT EVEN FUCKING STREAMING NOW
WE DON'T NEED A THREAD DO YOUR FUCKING REPS OR SOMETHING YOUR FUCKING DRAWING REPS OR SOMETHING BUMPSCHIZO

>>31940537
STOP YELLING UUUUUUUUUUUU!

Fauna will be at the festival
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1564168728601800704

>>31944004
With Bae

>>31944004
She really is a degen

KroFau bros...

>>31944774
Maskshit has ruined cosplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r39d-US7h4w

I'm glad I woke up early.

Will this be an actual collab, or she's just gonna hang around and interject every once in a while or so?

>>31948633
Now I can't stop picturing a sapling dance party

Fauna doko?

>>31949979
Gura or Bae stream. Gambling at Mio's stall atm.

>>31950138
Thank you

the JP events really mess up my sleeping schedules but it's good that I stayed up today

>>31950466
This but Hololive EN. Being a yurofag and trying to keep up with stuff is suffering.

Why do Aussies have such shit internet?

how much fauna am i missing
cant believe i have to vod rep already this week

>>31952007
not that much. You know how collabs go.

How is Fauna's JP reps status?

I think I'll just dip. Whole lot of nothing going on in the gura stream.

I don’t want the shark… I want mommy…

The Fauna/Gura mommy/daughter relation is evolving...

>Gura calls Fauna mommy and gets teased by her for it
>I call Fauna mommy and get relentlessly bullied
WE

>Don't get to see Fauna interact with any JP
>Bae's internet went to shit and Gura just jumps around voice chats so we can't even hear what Fauna is talking about
Not gonna lie lads, this event is a big L for us.

>>31954271
How come Ina gets to collab with the sheep while we get Gura's leftovers?

>>31954472
Fauna hasn't been doing her JP reps

Fauna's meek Japanese is so cute.

>Bae, Fauna and Ame have been speaking to each other for absolutely no one for 10 minutes now
Thanks, Gura.

I'm so fucking jealous of Kronies, Hoomans and Takos right now.

Is it worth sticking around, or should I just cut my losses and go to bed?

I was gonna try to catch up on this later but it sounds like I'm not missing much.

>>31944137
You deserve this lmao

>>31957518
Do you live by a drip feed of Fauna or are you fine with missing her words?

>>31957800
actually Bae was fine today,
but the Kronii was annoying

>>31958284
That's what he means. Bae has been great and would have been an excellent POV if her internet didn't fuck up.

Meanwhile Gura had us miss on nearly all Fauna content

>Fauna isn't gonna go to the haunted house
Fuck. This festival is such a disappointment for me.

>>31957518
Hope you went to bed, bro

>>31934819
I hope she abandons MC soon. It's so boring to watch. I miss her playing good games.

>>31965105
on today's stream she said that she will be building a Raid soon, but ye i would see some horror games

>>31967316 (me)
Raid farm*

>>31965105
I don't think Fauna has every really played "good" games. They're entertaining for sure, but she is rarely one to use them for more than a vehicle of content. The closest would be PL:A and RE7 I'd say.

I-i want the m-macdonald... The macdonald mommy!!! NOT HOME FOOD THE MACDONALD PLEASE!!!!!!! MOMMY PLEASE THE MACDONALD UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

she’s not gonna collab with the fags right?
right?

>>31967681
"Now sapling, there's only one kind of fast food we eat in this house, and it's the King's."

>>31965105
roru
rumao

>>31945337
It's made it better anon. Now men can be women and you'll never realise without the mask. Surgical Masks are so hot

>>31969039
Probably not, but if it’s actually a make or break issue for you, you’re better off oshi-ing Gura or IRyS.

We need "I did this" sticker edit with Fauna by the time she does Raid Farm

>>31969039
I don't see her bein gang-ho about it, or initiating collab, but I can also see her being roped into group collab and not object to it

>>31969039
It is just matter of time, catalog will be spammed and people will forget about it the next day. who cares

They're using our oshi again for their shitposting,
fauna is too pure for this world

>>31973757
>they

>>31967638
Skyrim is the greatest game of all time, and Fau fau playing it is the best vtuber content I've ever seen

>>31973757
I don’t even see a single Fauna thread in the catalog besides this one, what specifically are you talking about?

>>31969039
But all of the Sapplings are fags.

>>31973969
kys unicuck

>>31965105
She just plays it because it's easy content that will keep needy sapling's ass mouth shut

>>31974915
>>31975039
calm down niga, i'm just saying they will start to doxxing Fauna again, you have some parasocial problems

>>31975217
What the fuck does "betray us" even mean

>>31975582
i wish i knew

>>31975582
It's unicorn-speak for collaborating with colleagues that are not female, because the cuck fetishists instantly imaging Fauna being fucked in front of them if she were to stream with someone from Tempus

>>31975582
Collab with males

>>31924946
I hate these streams so late and unannounced... one of the reasons I watch it is because of its regular hours.

>>31944004
what did it cost her to say "it's possible that I'll be there" earlier?

>>31948413
Is there any POV to see that Fauna appears or relevant Fauna lore?

>>31975815
She didn't do too much, I wouldn't bother to watch the VOD really.

>>31975039
>Calling out schizo behavior
>I'm the unicorn
That's crazy bro. Anyways.

>>31976059
Thanks, I guess I'll see some clip. I hope this isn't an excuse for her not to stream today or too late.

>>31975582
use water with higher amount of salt usual

I'm giving late likes to the comments (very sleepy last night), do you see those bots that put timestamps with spam titles?

>>31977590
You mean the free gift cards on my channel one? Yea they're there. They're buried though

she is awake

>>31979981
>hornless art retweet
> the WIP had horns
i will choke this retard

>>31980175
at least there is a beauty mark...oh wait...

>>31924840
That is cUUUUUUUte!

>>31979981
mommy mommy! uuu!

come on faunners list the stream

>>31980412
>ywn be a baby sapling being pushed around by Fauna in a stroller
>ywn have Fauna gently set you down on a picnic blanket and spoon-feed you applesauce
>ywn get Fauna to push you on the swing set as you both marvel at how high up you get
>ywn dose off to sleep in your stroller as mommy takes you home for the day

Fauna makes me so horny it gives me brainfog in my daily life

>>31981359
Spill your seed for mommy, sapling

>>31981408
No. I am not here to roleplay. I just love Fauna too much

https://youtu.be/FWG4cND0U-Q
...?

>>31982512
nice

>>31982512
Pretty nice.
The anime it's parodying fell off hard after the first half though. Still makes me mad.

wish fauna played splatoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiDeLV3y1SI

>>31981359
>>31981408
i was looking for a pic like that of Fauna for a cumtrib, 3-5 days of edging should be enough for a good blast!!!!

>be me
>doing my long walk
>see Fauna notification
>"starts in 20 min"
>change walk to run
>barely get home on time
>I didn't have my glasses and I thought it started earlier

at least good exercise

>>31926661
collab on 31
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1564157896937463808

>>31986066
ummmm... yay...?

how would YOU feel if it was fauna instead of kronii in today's DBD collab?

>>31988583
I'd enjoy watching Fauna? Can you fuck off already?

HITMAN BROS
WE ARE BACK

>>31988583
Go crawl back into the hole you came from you pathetic filth scraping maggot.

>>31988583
Wouldn't care, I'm not a schizo that thinks chuubas are my girlfriend

>>31988583
I don't care because pretending the streamer is your gf and trying to act possessive over her interacting online with m*les is pathetic

>>31988725
let's fucking goooooo
has she said anything about continuing miitopia?

Fauna has not yet sent Ku-100 for repair, there will be no ASMR in the near future

>>31989152
It's a shame she can't just be honest and tell us that saplings creep her out now.

>>31988712
>>31988831
>>31989069
faggots

>>31989377
go back catalognigger

>>31989418
I think you guys should never go outside from /mans/.

I'm not watching Twilight

>>31989377
>I have no argument, I am just here to cause drama.

>>31989557
Not him but I don't even watch the stars. I think that people that get extremely upset at the girls just collabing with the males are pathetic.
I admit it would upset me if she started flirting with them on stream though, but just playing some videogames I wouldn't care.
If you think that just playing games and chatting is proof of them ""cucking"" you then you are either trolling or completely unfit to function in society

>>31989625
Same

>>31988712
>>31988753
>>31988831
>>31989069
This makes me happy to see. Saplings are the best.

>>31989377
You'll find in time there are much better things to be upset about than who your oshi interacts with on stream (and off stream).

>>31988712
>>31988753
>>31988831
>>31989069
Laudable
I'll come back in 2 weeks to ask you the same questions, and we'll see how level-headed you guys are

>>31989557
I think you should go outside, faggot

For the people who haven't seen it yet
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1564377536158523392

>>31989764
>>31989771
Return back to your discord faggots

>>31989771
Come back in a year and see literally nothing has gone badly and kill yourself, kthx.

>>31989671
>>31989688
Male collabs causes drama. I don't want that just as simple. There is no benefit for anyone. Do you really want to see someone send her condom sc?

>>31989771
and you'll falseflag with other falseflaggers without even realizing that you faggots just parroting eachother in a theater with no viewer
kill yourself

>>31989805
Is Twitter down for anybody else?

https://twitter.com/GreatoDoggo/status/1564375814942199809/photo/1

>>31989926
>Male collabs causes drama.
Collabing with pink woman causes drama.
Collabing with non-Hololive causes drama
Doing X causes drama.

Or, quite possibly, you fucks create drama from nothing because you have nothing better to do with your lives.

>>31989926
You're the reason people send condom scs dude

>>31989973
works on my machine

>>31989997
Do your Hololive reps nijifriend.

>>31989926
>She shouldn't be allowed to do stuff because trolls on the internet
If she wants a collab I'm sure she will handle it well. Also some nolifers get upset at everything like >>31989997 said. It's best to just ignore the morons and do what you want since they are probably not even fans and just looking to stir shit up

>>31989858
there's no need to wait a year my dear sapling
2 weeks, the clock is ticking

>>31989625
I've watched the whole series at least 3 times now

>>31990077
Get out dramafag and close the door.

>Reminder to hide, ignore, and report grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

I'm curious how much time she'll get out of building Raid Farm, anyone know if it's more difficult than FFF?

>>31989973
Works for me. I was about to ask if Mimi is down for anybody else? It's unable to fetch captchas on my phone. I just want to comfypost in bed...

>>31990040
Kill yourself retarded cuckchama.

>>31990077
>2-2-2 weeks. Clearly something will happen in 2 weeks. I... I won't be wrong again... will I?

>>31990059
She keeps ignoring stars mentions on chat but some guys like you never understand.

Don't let the forced drama distract you from the fact that Fauna is NOT a cow. Drinking matcha lattes does not make you a cow, Fauna!!

>>31990114
this please
did we get a shipment of new saplings that don't know the rules yet, or are people genuinely worried?

>>31990112
Some guy in the comments said it's simpler than the guardian farm, but that's not hard if there aren't portals. Hardest part will be finding the outpost if she wants it to be perfect

>>31990150
Mimi stopped working for me a while ago, I just use Kuroba now since it supports soundposting.

>>31990233
If she wants to do it it's fine. If she doesn't wants to it's also fine. Now kill yourself.
I shan't respond to more bait since Fauna is on the telly.

>>31990150
KurobaEx works fine 4 me

>>31990241
>Don't let the forced drama distract you from the fact that Fauna is NOT a cow. Drinking matcha lattes does not make you a cow, Fauna!!
I have a folder full of pictures that prove that she is, indeed, a cow.

>>31990301
Just go watch your tempiss collab faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiDeLV3y1SI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiDeLV3y1SI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiDeLV3y1SI
Fauna on telly

>>31924840
I hate your oshi. I absolutely hate Fauna. She's turning me into a gosling. I hate goslings. Her voice is soothing. She makes me comfortable. She makes me want to hug her. She makes me imagine how nice it'd be if I had a girl like her. She makes me think of all the love I'd make to her if given the chance. She's turning me into something I hate. And I can't stop myself from watching her.

>she's SMELLY RIGHT NOW

>>31990435
I also resent her a bit because no other girl IRL can even compare... She fucking ruined women for me.
Just consider her an ideal and the closer a woman gets to the ideal the better.

>>31990435
No!
Bad sapling, bad
Go to your parasocial corner

when was the last time you've been watered, saplings?

Only 910 SCs to read!

>>31990599
13h ago,
you?

So, the fact that Fauna is the physical embodiment of life means that she's perpetually fertile, isn't it?
I'm talking about 100% preggo for each time you come inside her, right? And the babies will most likely grow up super fast so you can knock her up time and time again.
Jesus, my dick is diamonds for the sole thought of chaining this sacred, all important life deity to my basement and inseminating her on a daily basis, all while she sees how her children are separated from her, cries and begs for me to allow her to keep them a little bit longer, only for me to go, chop them up and feed them to her without her knowledge.

>>31990652
>x, thank you
>y, happy birthday y! *play kalimba*
>z, thank you

>>31990703

highschool is peak life
the cow is wrong

>>31990923
>highschool is peak life
That's incredibly sad

>>31990923
I really had fun in HS because I just liked to fuck around with the lads in my free time and school was easy.
But in retrospective no way I'm going back to school and cram school until 8pm. I don't know how the fuck I did that without complaint.

Interesting how many people have difficulties with phone calls.

>>31990946
if you were bullied in highschool that's incredibly sad

> I cannot come up with tangent to save my live
> Proceeds to rant about phone calls for 10 minutes
I love this dork

>Fauna is deaf and anxious
She's just like me...

>>31990703
Bold to assume you could keep her constrained. Roots growing through the walls and breaking through the cuffs, the grass and vines growing out of control and sealing the windows and doors. She's not trapped in there with you... you're trapped in there with her.

hi can i get an iced latte with breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk sorry i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean

>>31991150
I wasn't, I actually enjoyed high school.

So about this not being a 12 hour super reading Fauna

Fauna should shave.

>>31991344
Has she read a single superchat yet?

>>31991344
Did anyone really believe the "no tangents" thing?

>>31991367
Nope

>>31991359
she's perfectly smooth down there

>>31991150
i wasn't but i was still eating lunch alone even in senior year. i didn't like wandering around the campus aimlessly during lunch when the empty classroom i usually sat in was locked

>>31991402
She should shave me

>>31991488
>No ASMR where she shaves your beard and cuts your hair
Do it Fauners

>>31991488
>tfw Fauna will never shave your butthole
life is suffering...
also nice numbers

>Fauna has hearing and seeing problems
I can save her

Fauna: "That's what people look like? Ewwww"

Fauna should probably take better care of her body

>>31991820
I will take care of her body. Don't worry about it.

so her natural hair color is black

hinata cosplay, fauna is cultured

M-Mommy said my new glasses make me look cute...

>>31991964
No? It's green anon, wtf are you on

>>31991964
>>31992198
Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Fauna dosen't really have beautiful milky cow tits.

>>31991964
she's bald anonchama...

Fauna you have 1000 superchats to read

>>31992113
cute, wanna come over to my house?

I have free apples

>>31992198
she uses arsenic dye to be green
>>31992246
cowtits are real, trust me

Time for me to listen to my favorite sapling names being repeated!

>>31992327
Apples? I love apples!

>>31992246
No. But I shall make that a reality.

>>31992372
My name is in there this time! It's usually not!

She would get through quick enough as long as there are no birthday requests and poets in the superchats

What if Fauna has to read the superchats for the next three months...

>Fauna has 5000+ members
Holy shit

>>31992578
all me

>>31992578
Nice

outrun the wind my oshi...

love IRyS

do people who doesn't send supas actually watch this streams? I'm genuinely curious.

>>31992652
Did you miss the first hour of the stream? There's more to it than just SCs

>>31992652
SC reading is like 10% of the SC reading stream

>>31992652
Fauna is great at talking so if she's talking about interesting stuff I stay
Once she starts hurrying and just thanking to finish the stream then I close the stream since I don't care about hearing a bunch of names and thanks x1000 with the occasional happy birthday

>>31992691
well yeah, I don't normally watch them, desu. I thought she only read the supas and call it a day.

>>31992652
A lot of the time the first hour or so is just a zatsu, and even when reading superchats she goes in plenty of tangents.

I wonder what Fauna actually thinks about some of her usual donors

>PEE

>EN girls making a JP study group
It's actually finally happening.

>>31990680
1 hour ago for me. fauna often streams perfectly before my bedtime, it’s really comfy and convenient

>>31993156
Mori could barely organize a TTRPG stream. I have no clue how anyone in holoEN can organize a study group.

>>31993222
It's Fauna, Ame, Mumei & Gura. They all live in the same time zone.

>>31993156
I hope they'll learn it by talking with JPs and not by just fucking around in duolingo

>>31993270
>They all live in the same time zone
Gura is on the opposite side of the country

>>31993270
Oh, well in that case it could happen.

I like when she's reading a positive superchat and you can hear her smiling

Imagine being the kind of person who would send a 500 dollar superchat

>>31992652
when she stops the pure zatsu i start playing a mindless game while listening to her

>>31993270
Yeah, Fauna is more closer to Gura than you think.

>>31993346
Fauna is too. But forget about timezones, Ame doesn't even fucking wake up until 5pm her time.

Okay, I've decided. I'm going to spend the rest of my life with Fauna.
How am I going to do this? ...By marrying her, of course!
Wish me luck, saplings!

Imagine being Fauna

>>31993850
I don't need to imagine

>>31993850
I'd rather imagine being Fauna's husband.

>>31993850
I'd rather imagine being Fauna's wife

>>31993834
I will kill all the saplings if it meant having a chance with Fauna
You'll become a stepping stone in my... heh ...happy life with her.
Nothing personal, kid

>>31993850
I'd rather imagine being Fauna's child

>>31993978
Fauna would never forgive you, and banish you from her Garden of Eden.

Fauna really be reading essays on these rainbows

Why can't more girls be like Fauna?
If we had more Faunas in our lives I think the world would be a much more peaceful place.

>>31994173
B-but I thought she liked edgy boys....
NO.....I became like this for her....I want her to think of me...for 10 years at least...

>>31994321
She only likes them ironically. Sasuke is just as silly edgy boy with a lotta angst

>>31994321
She likes edgy-LOOKING boys. You need to be a GigaAlphachad, and GigaAlphaChads aren't threatened by their fellow saplings because they're Giga Saplings. In fact, they inspire other saplings to be more like them.

>>31994446
Damn you are making me want to go to the gym instead of continuing to be a pudgy awkward compsci student

>>31994289
Why do you think Fauna makes us wear dresses, does our hair just like hers, and gives us hormone blockers in our matcha?

>>31994523
kys

Kronii you lucky bastard... Stop making my wife cum

Which one of you is the underwater homo?
Boomer or fast attack?

>>31994517
You know what to do, Future Giga Sapling.
...But wait until after she's done streaming. Or if you have room, you can probably get started on your pushups/situps while you watch her stream.

>>31994585

Fauna Figma/statue, when?

>Fauna is truly a streamer for intellectuals
Truth.

>>31994848
I'm still distrustful over chuuba merch after Rushia...
I'd never bought anything of hers ofc, or at all, but I just never want that to be me someday :(

Do (you) superchat just to support and not attention whore?

>>31995076
Saplings become the most advanced fandom when in the presence of Fauna, only to become utterly helpless when she disappears.
She’s like our queen bee.

>>31995096
Rushia went the full way in the parasocial department and was selling fucking wedding rings. I don't thin the contexts are comparable.
If you like her then go for it. But you don't need it and honestly merch is overpriced and usually the quality is low or mid tier.
I don't think me and Fauna have similar tastes so I've gotten none of her merch...

I don't think I can listen to more of these sappy wordy superchats. See you thursday for minecraft.

>>31995234
The few times I have were for support with short messages. I can't stand attention like that.

>>31995359
>sappy

>>31995273
>>31995096
Even if you don't go all in on the GFE experience, her character design is still amazing. Even after she graduates, I think her asmr streams and playthroughs of certain games/collabs could still be enjoyed long after she's moved on. And figs/statues are always nice to look at if they're high quality.

>>31995234
I've only told Fauna how great she is in SCs, I've never said anything about myself. And I've only sent yellow/orange so she just reads it to herself

>>31995359
It's getting kinda rough.
Are we past even past the 1st hour of the 12 hour stream?

>>31995359
>>31995440
Well, they are made by Saplings. We should expect some overly sweet maple syrup from a bunch of them.

>>31995550
She literally just got into reading SCs 1 minute into the stream

>>31995582
>Fauna extracting our sap
woah…

>>31995234
If I did send a superchat, I'd want to make her laugh. And maybe a quick thank you, but mostly keep it short and sweet, but still memorable.

this is gonna be like 6 hours stream

>>31995698
>our sweet sap for her rich milk
seems like a fair trade

>>31995747
I hope so. I’m gonna need a helluva lot of Faunium to last until her next stream…

>Put it in a cartoon
Yeah, a cartoon...

I WANT FAUNA TO SWALLOW ME WHOLE

>>31995875
While baby saplings are capable of consuming soft foods and mulch in addition to photosynthesis, they largely prefer to consume Fauna’s breastmilk, either directly from the teat or via bottle feeding. Most saplings require roughly twenty ounces of breastmilk every day in order to produce quality sap, which is often harvested from the sprout either during or immediately after feeding feeding.

>>31996361
>>31995875
>>31994446
>>31991296
>>31990536
>>31990377
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>>31969039
>>31942994
I want to be a seiso sapling
Why do you make it so hard to contain my lust

>>31995875
While baby saplings are capable of consuming soft foods and mulch in addition to photosynthesis, they largely prefer to consume Fauna’s breastmilk, either directly from the teat or via bottle feeding. Most saplings require roughly twenty ounces of breastmilk every day in order to produce quality sap, which is often harvested from the sprout either during or immediately after feeding.

>>31995234
I want her to read them, but I wouldn't mind her doing so in silence. It's usually just short messages of encouragement anyway.

>>31996527
What’s so unseiso about wanting mommy’s milk?

aaaaaaa Fauna doko???

>>31924840
I love fauna an his cardboard accessories

>Fauna is completely naked behind the cardboard

>>31999391
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

LEWD KIRIN CROSSING

>>31999487
Mommy!? W-Why are you nakey outside? Why are you making that face? S-Stop! You're scaring me!

Faugina

My clinically insane wife!

The worst one for me is the sensation of an arm putting me in a chokehold

>>31999816
>Fauna doesn't take her meds
>I don't take my meds
WE ARE

new bread doko

The one weird hallucination I get at night is the feeling that some shadowy figure is stripping me and penetrating me from behind. But when I wake up in the morning no one is there

MOMMY THE EYE SPIDERS ARE BACK!
I'M SCARED!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!