/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Your mom

Too many dates and never scored a man

>>31706560
GODDAMN IT JAPAN LET ME IN

>>31706499
FPBP

>>31706291
Goslings infestation

>>31706291
Your insecurities about your own oshi
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/12782470/#q12924774

>>31706291
RETARDATION AND FAGGOTORY

>>31706291
She sees hololive as a way to stop trying and retire from her singing career

Not being my wife.

a drama thread died for this

>>31707198
thats a good thing

>>31707198
As it should have.

>>31706291
eh

>>31706291
Your whole existence is wrong

I pop a huge boner every time I hear her silly laugh, I love this retarded goblina

So did she cuck her fans with the sound engineer or did she get cucked after he fucked one of the other girls?

>>31712025
Yes

Any QRD on what happened? I remember anons praising her for the only one who has a consistent streaming schedule a couple of months ago. Now it seems like she barely streams.

>>31712829
Health issues both physical and mental

>>31712829
>tells her fans the guys at the studio watch her streams
>talks about how she gushed over Gundam SEED with the sound engineer, and they all went out to dinner
>talks about trying to get the guys at the studio to comment on her nails
>makes salon appointments right before recordings
>talks about how amazing and talented the studio guys are

>>31712829
her teeth are rotting out of her skull from years of soda abuse

>>31712962
She's just like me...

>>31706560
She's highly undesirable by Japanese men

>>31713222
Why is she undesirable?

>>31712962
But yeah:
She needs to stop drinking softdrinks everyday
Otherwise, she will have kidney problems later on in life

You know you are f**ked once you have to undergo dialysis every week

Her papa, that's what.

>>31713222
Yet again, nips have the worst taste

>>31706906
>hololive as a way to stop trying
But that's pretty much how it works, you can't blame her for that.

>>31706291
Got handed a model design from hell and a redesign that came far too late. Also is poorly managed and has no real gen to call her own.

>>31712883
That's a lot of red flags

>>31712883
So she's finally fed up with being alone and wants to find a man like her sister.

>>31715027
Someone like Mori at least made use of the opportunity for a bit

>>31706291
Yeah, me

IRyS is so cute, I wish she was my gf

>>31712883
Good for her. I hope she'll be able to get some dick. She deserves it after the year she had

>>31712883
WHEN SHE SAID GUYS SHE MEANT GIRLS! FEMALE COWORKERS! GUYS IS JUST GENERALIZING!"

>>31712829
Whenever you see IRyS hate threads, remember it's always deadbeats deflecting

>>31714640
she is old and not a virgin

>>31717755
Do you think the doctor that was flirting with her ther other day was woman? She sid "he".

>>31718095
This is the deal breaker. It's the reason why Lui is a top tier hag.

>>31711745
nigger

>>31706291
she is one of the most clipped chuba on hololive with many dedicated clippers and doing just fine.
the only idiots complaining are faggots on this board

>>31718598
t. clipfag

>>31718598
>she is one of the most clipped chuba on hololive
lmao

>>31712883
The only bad thing about this is that she liked SNEED so much.

>>31712883
>>31719133
No man who likes seed can be straight, I simply can't find it comprehendable.

>>31706291
Too long for the makeover. Learn from Square Enix, don't announce shit until it's ready, people get exhausted from waiting and don't latch back on when the reveal finally drops, just glad it's over and apathetically unimpressed.

>>31719562
They had to announce it early since her fans were chimping out at any other Holo announcement

>>31706291
When will she get her new model?

>>31718598
What a patheic cope. She had more unsold omocat merch than ALL other en combined

>>31719562
what cover needs to learn is not to waste an incline by putting EN on the backburner. She should have debuted with 3D and had her redesign at the 6 month mark, not announced at anniversary without even having the design finalized yet.

>>31719875
Giving 3D and outfits to HoloX before her was the best decision they ever made

>>31706291
OmegaAlpha went wrong.
Thank god he got fired/demoted and now HoloEN is getting produced by more a competent person/team from Japan.

>>31712883
>can’t find anything remotely close to a yab
>concocts one of a lose paraphrasing from a work place encounter
I would kill every single /vt/sister with my bare hands in Runescape if possible, but alas, it shall not be.

>>31718551
she is anal/oral slut, she saves her virginity for the right man

Both Cover and IRyS have no clear idea what they want to do with IRyS the vsinger. Maybe one day we will get more MVs or any sort of coordination with her music and streams.

>>31719875
Cover also needs to say No when a model just isn't up to scratch. At least with Nene and Flare there was culture conflicts, but Gura's rigger should have been blacklisted after Anya and I don't know what the fuck they were thinking when they do something as bold as a solo debut and not ensure the vsinger model isn't pristine.
Vsinger project is a bit of a mess honestly, what even is the goal other than giving favoritism to one girl?
>Sponsorship songs
Not even one
>Independent producer
That's Calli, IRyS is just a voice, even some other members at least have an instrument
>Company face
Have they even used IRyS in an official work? Even Mori got picked over IRyS for the vocal of Hololive Alternate

>>31720880
>Hololive Alternate
Watch the 2nd PV

>>31720209
Nah a cuck like you cant do shit to me

>>31712883
>gundam SNEED

>>31720928
Oh yeah, I forget it wasn't just SuiAz, but the fact it's a group anyway still means she hasn't done a project for Cover beyond her own works.
>Moona
Where in the actual fuck does she sing in that song?

>>31720880
> Even Mori got picked over IRyS for the vocal of Hololive Alternate
IRyS even was not a holomem when PV1 released.

>>31721104
If you look at the subtitles she's the purple one

>>31720988
That’s fine for you to believe that, but it doesn’t change the fact that you’re fishing for yabs without any real reason.

>>31718316
just a verbal mistake

>>31706291
Aside from her deadbeat pappa she's honestly a good streamer but again is badly unsupported from management and her artist

>>31721533
Cover have to ask him if they want something from him and they haven't

>>31721533
Anyone have the comic of Pako and redjuice having the dad talk from Fresh Prince about IRyS?

>>31706291
Look at her face and then tell me how it could have possibly gone right

>>31721905
I don't like her personality but she's pretty...

>>31721561
are you saying redjuice would respond if they did?

>>31706291
That me and her aren't having sexual intercourse right this minute

>>31712883

>>31722045
Yes

>>31720209
World 2. Wildy. Near the Green Dragon Bots. GMT 2300.
See you then faggot.

>>31706291
she does not kill herself yet

>>31722137
redjuice is too busy with all the non holo projects they took on

>>31723107
What is he working on? I follow him on twitter and Youtube and he doesn't seem that busy

>>31723161
Pako is always working and still makes time to not only do tons of art for Sana but IRyS as well. Redjuice just doesn’t give a shit, which is a shame.

>>31723405
Redjuice isn't the type to do quick fanart like Pako, that's all

>>31723465
Or to do much of anything, it seems. The weird part is that it would help him as well. Anything he did for her would be instant huge exposure and hype like money can’t buy. I wonder if backlash about her design being too non-generic-anime pissed him off or demoralized him and now he’s like “fuck IRyS fans”.

>>31724581
He seems to like to play around with Blender 3D and AI and stuff

I feel like masturbating on this fine morning

>>31706291
towa

>>31706291
just wait her remake and you will see
>>31713222
good, japanese men are trash

>>31706291
Was there anything that went right? Tiptopkek

>>31706689
Rent free? Rent free!

>>31724581
>huge exposure and hype like money can’t buy
Thats an amazing point, Cover should approach him with that next time they talk to him, I wonder how he would react

>>31706560
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a fuckin walkie talkie
>LET ME INTO GLORIOUS NIPPON ALREADY YOU ASSHOLES

>>31712883
>yellowfever incels think hook up culture isn't a thing on japan, and nippanese women are too pure to sleep around
ngmi

>>31706291
She's not a giantess like she was supposed to be.

>>31726666
I doubt he cares, whatever else he's doing seems to get priority over irys

>>31706291
>>31727586
Anon is right. She should have been an actually nephilem

She has to go out and see the doctor a lot at 7 PM on saturdays then has to see her music mixing guy on her days off. She's just so busy.

>>31712883
>>31727126
KEK

>>31719133
Did /vt/ teach her what sneed was?

>>31731039
How can we find out for certain?
>I NEED TO KNOW

>>31718095
>not a virgin
It's really hopeless isn't it.
Love doesn't exist in 3D.

>>31731193
Time to stop hoping for a virgin gf and instead go out and hit up prostitutes and slutty women instead.