/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

MILF
(Man I Love Fauna)
Excited for her endurance stream and when the clock shows up, since I love their dynamic together. Clock and Kirin love!

>>31642658
She's younger than you

>>31644789
good

does fauna want to destroy her voice with karaoke after 11 hour stream?

>>31644789
Not him but I am a college student still
Fauna is 100% older than me(and that's a good thing)

uuuu

>>31647644
Well she is taking a 2 day break after it so she probably expects to, bless her soul

This is a long shot but I hope Ame shows up in one of her collabs today. My crack ship is FaunAme

Fauna should do a sapling tier list instead, where she ranks all the known saplings

Saplings, I am going to support your oshi by building a Gundam for 12 hours. That’s a lot of sanding but I will not stop until Fauna stops. It’s the least I can do.
When did she start hustling so hard? She has been great all along (I became a fan during her Minecraft bullying of Kronii, as a Kronie myself). But she hit some point where she just decided to ganbare it up and grind her way to the top. Was she always like this or did she just up and decide to conquer Hololive one day?

>>31653389
>Attention whore tier list
No thank you

>>31653389
She has a record of every single public subscriber, so that could take a while.
>>31653524
She is similar to Ina in that she is very consistent, so it's just candy for the algorithm and growth. Plus she's generally inoffensive, so hard to be something worse than neutral to her

>>31653612
>Saplinomicon

>>31653524
It feels like she's going harder at it since the offcollab arc.

>>31653761
That and youtube just will show you

>>31653776
Yeah, she was even driving to get in on offcollabs with others outside her genmates this summer too. Networking maybe. She just seems super serious about kicking ass as a Holomem and making Susan her bitch. Just wondered if she’d talked about this or had some life change that inspired it or if I imagined it. For instance, Kronii has gotten more dedicated recently because she got her own house a month or two back.

>>31653824
I choose to believe she records all our names in period blood in a journal beside her bed, with swirly handwriting and the I’s dotted with hearts.

>>31653948
Off collabs and 3d lives inspired her hard. Seeing Holofes, seeing Kiara's motion capture, seeing the resulting concerts of ENs efforts, etc. She said Ame is her inspiration for improving her singing, but I imagine it doesn't just stop with Ame.

>>31653948
She just enjoys her job and being in hololive. As for the recent development, it does seem like she felt guilty for the long radio silence around the offcollabs (followed by the forced COVID break right afterwards). Since then she has been trying to be more communicative on Twitter and to make up for any breaks she takes. I also think it's not too far fetched to assume that Sana's graduation made her reflect on her own career as a streamer.

Does anyone here feel the way that some of the SCs she's getting feel? I can understand Fauna cheering people up, but these people make it seem like she saved them from the brink. I feel like doing better because of her, so are their feelings just a more progressed feeling or a similar feeling gripping a broken person? Or is it more likely that they're fluff to flatter with no real substance? That might be too cynical

Fauna, So-Called Mommy

So today I found out there's a $500 per day and $2000 per week cap on super chats

>>31656248
That's why many have multiple accounts to bypass this restriction

>>31656098
I do. I was basically existing for the last 10 years with no hope of any kind of fufilling future, then I started seeing clips of Fauna in my YT feed. Thanks to that, now I know there's more to life and just work and sleep. Its not just Fauna either. There are alot of people in different fan bases that feel the same way about the other Holomems. Something about Hololive is magical and seems to help people be better than they used to be. Why? idk I'm not a doctor sorry.

Catching up on the Sports collab. Both of these brats are cute

>>31642560

hello
haven't been in /uuu/ in a while
is it still chill here despite all the /I miss uuu/ spawns in the catalog ?

Why dont I have a finished drawing today
AH

>>31656518
Hm. I'm glad she's able to help then. For me it was a mix of FOMO and wanting all the merch without killing myself. Along came fauna while I was in the process of that and she stole my heart and mind. I can only hope whatever progress I've made with myself persists 40 years from now after she finally graduates

I know you're here Fauna. Good luck with the marathon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmZ3m0gfvJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmZ3m0gfvJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmZ3m0gfvJA
FaunaLive

Time to IKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZO

I like it when IRyS and Gura call Fauna mommy so I can live vicariously through them

>>31656098
not quite there now, but hearing her be both practical and positive and encouraging is... it's nice

me on the left

Squatz n oatz

Cute room

Fauna's Cabin... <3

i will have sex with fauna on that bed

>>31659130
meds

Me

>>31617101
Well shit you were right

Finished work 1 hour ago. start work in 13 hours. She did it for me I'm sure of it

12 hour Fauna stream. 50% of an entire day, blessed by live Fauna, capped with unarchived Karaoke. It’s a good day to be a Sapling

She's so fucing cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I saw easter eggs from everyone in CouncilRyS but Mumei. Also the cowkini. Is Mumei's the lantern at the top left?

>it's so small!
mama insulted my peepee

no chance anyone will notice that warning

>>31659933

one year of fauna and i haven't improved... i failed her.

grasshoppers on suicide watch

by money is on nemu

>>31660026
Ok yeah I think Mumei's the lantern unless the things next to Kronii's hourglass are it

inb4 Nemu (Forma spore) is less cursed than regular nemu

Man you saplings are eating well tonight.

>>31660100
*my

>>31660067
I went to the bathroom, what happened?

>woke up exactly in time to watch the stream
>have nothing on my schedule
Today is a good day.

fauna is perfect

Any saplings here, who never SC and want their message (<= 100 characters) attached to an aka? I still have some space left and will mention, that it comes from an anonymous sapling.

funniest shit I've ever seen

>>31660279
Don't. collective messages are cringe

>>31660279
i started supaing in june

She's making a Rabbid

>>31660279
I love you Fauna very much :_love:

>>31660279
Tell her uuuuuu for me.
t. burt

This girl sure is cute.

>got rid of the massive nose
oh thank god

>>31660279
"Fauna please ______________________________________________________"

Saplings, is that you..?

>Model lagging on a 14 year old game
Fauna your rig...

1 Fauna per second.

router-kun...........

cover cant even send fauna a functioning free iphone...

>>31660586
That's an amazing deal tbqh

>>31660586
yeah, mine

>>31660586
i will take one

Laggy Fauna is cute too

WIDE FAUNA HATE

>>31660669
lags for daaaaaaaaays

what a goofy attempt at hair. I love it

of course she got frozen in a yandere stare

This is the ideal Fauna. You may not like it, but this is what peak uuuuuuu looks like.

One of Fauna's charm points is surely the way she slowly enunciates her words.

She probably hasn't changed her phone settings to limit background app activity

>>31660279
Tell her she's still has medium tatas

That dinossaur didn't exist actually.

Lookin good

Are these canon wide Fauna noises?

is she designing the progenitor sapling

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE CHEATS

SOMEBODY'S CHEATING!

THERE IS NO COW LEVEL

That's a nice little wobble

I FEAR THIS CREATURE

>>31661134
i was caught off guard by this reference but it really makes perfect sense here

la creatura

>>31661195
yes

>>31661247
la fauna

>>31661247
average white girl

do you think she has any Anuaf streams planned for today ?

>>31661344
where's the hot chip

>>31661365
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1562638793647071233/photo/1

>it can be Patchwork?
>this one looks like Stitches
FAUNA NO

faunaPls

uuuuuuuuu

>builds Hobbit hole in Minecraft
>lives in the forest
>Hairy feet
Fauna is a Hobbit ?????

Saplings, would you fuck that thing for at least an hour? in return you can rest your head in Fauna's lap for an equal amount of time.

i love the spastic walking

>>31661688
depends on it's personality

NotPickle my beloved

Wide Fauna is stacked

>>31661663
shapeshifting kirin with a mori girl complex

>>31661688
hell no

Wide Fauna sounds like that Yoda lipsync song

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

Shes perfect

>>31661818
>Maximum pain, I must endure!

fauna stop my dick can only be so erect

It's already been an hour...

>>31661688
What's the catch though?

>>31661818
this made me chuckle

>>31662004
>We are already 1/12th of the way done.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

SHE LIKES ME

Fauna wants the saplings to fuck this so bad...

>Fauna forcing a sapling to get fucked by the abomination

>>31662124
how dare you insult my new oshi. apologize immediately.

>DO you want to take her on a date?

>>31662104
The meme magic is starting to work. Eventually we will get that wide Fauna onahole!

i can at least doodle today

>>31661688
Thats a win/win though

>>31662206
this is really cute anon!

>>31662206
very cute

>>31662206
That was fast

foddy bros...

>>31662206
nice

>>31662206
dios mio la creatura, very cute anon!

>>31662206
very pretty

reminder that the spore abomination is the real Fauna, and your cute big sister is just a glamour

>>31662406
hot

we're home...

Not Jump King again ... Fauna pls

SHE SAID THE THING

why does she hate it ?

>>31662657
its actually bad

>>31662811
but why Anvil specifically

I dunno if I want another GOI arc but I do want to see her try more speedruns.

>>31662907
>skyrim speedrun

What are some other popular speedrun games you guys want to see Fauna play?

Speedrun autism is kinda crazy.

>>31662980
She has been mentioning Mario Odyssey since debut. Haven't played it but it'll give some much needed variety after GOI/MC

>>31662980
Megaman. Preferably X4

>>31662811

>>31662875
>barely any shops
>that retarded haunted house quest where you're obviously going to revive the ghost
>fuckall around it

>>31662980
portal

>>31663173
oh, she might have a point then

>>31662980
>>31663183
I second this

>>31662980
Wii Sports

>>31663009
playing GOI really is satisfying

looks like a Mangoth

>>31663052
Starting with X4? That seems like a really bad choice. X is generally harder stage wise and is just an actual reasonably difficult game, but X4's bosses are way more bullshit. Half the bosses in those games would outright filter her even if she exploited their weaknesses.

>>31662980
Titanfall 2

i havent seen fauna play this game before but i didnt think she would be so good at it. pretty impressive.

>>31663276
nice

>>31663276
has anyone ever streamed when they enter the winners discord server?

>>31663299
Also, having watched IRyS's X1 stream, with IRyS generally being more dextrous than Fauna, I'm pretty sure learning how to dash, climb, and dash jump would fuck Fauna up bad

wtf fauna said 'a spic' D:

She's >here

>>31662980
factorio

can't believe fauna said spic...

>>31663405
she also didn't want to say "Debussy" so...

Remember?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nMB1ReVsUc

Hermanos... it's our time...

>>31663299
>>31663386
I was gonna say we have yet to see her platforming skills, but then I remembered Kirby...

>aspic jello
>everywhere in 50's food
damn getting flashbacks to tumblr and discovering the same thing

mmm... meat jello...

Fauna...

i bet someone made a drinking bingo for every time she says "i'm scared"

Mama kirin getting baited by marketing...

I-I can suck it...

I wish fauna would suck my venom out haha

I'll suck all the blood out of Fauna's finger

Stick a finger in my mouth

>>31663874
>>31663880
>>31663919
>>31663952

>>31663952
no

is candiru sanitary ?

i just got here, what's the photosensitivity warning for?

why does Fauna hate him ?

>>31664118
That was for the Spore stream, probably forgot to remove it.

>>31664118
it was for spore being glitchy in fullscreen mode but nothing happened

>>31663304
Did she ever play campaign? that'd be a great stream

>>31664139
his right wing political views and The Game Plan (2007)

>a lot of people don't like the taste of fish
what did she mean by this

>>31664254
>his right wing political views
real? he never stuck me as right wing

Faunlings, is she really gonna stream 12 hours straight? Will she eat on stream?

>>31664295
he's joking

>>31664225
not on stream, idk about off stream. Zeta did a couple days ago and it was something else.

>Fauna gets so focused on her tangent that she messes up her run
Home..

>>31664306
yep, she's done this before

>>31664306
She will pee and poop too.

I saw an european viper for the first time in my life the other day, cute creature

>>31664410
shit and cum

>>31664319
yeah, The Game Plan was actually pretty charming too

a plague of rrats

It's sexist to only kill the first born sons

The Getting Over It segment is almost over.

>>31664295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9HojuhJZ8U

LET'S GOOO!!!

>>31664826

The Mask watchalong please

Watch a long ideas Saplings, which should she watch on stream?

>>31664929

>>31664948
a serbian film
irreversible

>>31664948
Kung pow

>>31665015
Saló

>>31664948
sharknado 1-6 marathon with Gura

>>31665071
There's a limit to how much brainrot you can get

>>31665057
Kung Fury

Step aside Fauna, wide Fauna is much sexier

>>31664948
Ma mère

I did not like rise, sorry fauna

>>31665202
it sounds like hinotori

fauna is cute

>>31664948
The Baby (1973)

I like how she pronounces byu-tea-fool

Hurry Fauna!!

Fauna cute

PANIK

Time for the radical Skyrim adventures of Fannya and Fandal!

>>31665303
HES BEHIND YOU FAUNA!

>>31665367
When isnt she

skyrim my beloved

it was not a controller

that vibrator inside her? I'm controlling it.

>>31665427
It's the hidden batsu part of this stream.

Getting some good fanservice “Uuuuuuu”s today. She knows what her audience wants.

>>31665387
Its gonna be that slut Serana

>>31664948
Free solo

kirinborn my love

Aww, I was hoping she got an updated viking hat, but classic is good to.

>>31664948
Dark City
Reign of Fire
Neverending Story

>>31664948
Blade runner 2049

Fauna is vampire ??

>>31664948
City of Lost Children

>Fauna neglects her children

>>31665662
Was a fun little adventure where she chooses vamp mommy or Fandel, guess who she ended up choosing?

>>31664948
The Man From Earth

MOMMY

bosmer are wood elves, dumb chat

>Dagger as a gift

is this a shivering isles quest ?

>>31665898(me)
oh, wait, uhh Dragonborn, i guess

>not as quirky as cicero
c'mon

>>31665959
>>31665898
No its just Sheogoraths daedric quest in vanilla Skyrim

annoying orange mention

>>31665898
No but Skyrim!Sheogorath IS the PC from Oblivion after the events of the Shivering Isles.

play shivering isles if you want to be a daedric prince, fauna

>>31666069

confidence is based

the fucking skyrim dialogue breaking the mood

YOU'RE BEATEN

>>31666244
for this quest the derpiness fits perfectly

Where is Eddie during this?

LET'S GOOOO

>>31666343
With the mistress

yupyupyupyup

>>31666069
I've never really liked the idea that the PC from oblivion becomes this insane retard post game

what is it with games these days and not having skippable cutscenes

>>31666463
is game is from 40 AD

>>31666458
him becoming sheo is cool, it's skyrim that sucks ass

>>31666463
skyrim is 11 years old anon

saplings who is going to be in the uno collab? i'm hoping that it's roboco since she does a lot of uno collabs but i know it's impossible

>>31666458
the PC from Diablo is Diablo

>>31666569
Ina at least. I feel like mori might be involved because there were issues with the PC version and I feel like mori had a similar thing in the past.

>>31666569
Mother nature and technology coming together. Seems interesting

wake up !

Cmon Fauner

>>31666569
Kronii and Ina so far

>>31666458
yeah unfortunately Sheo's writing is just like that

Does she have a schedule for her lineup today?

>>31666569
fauna, kiara, ina and kronii

enter samegakinado

>>31666722

>>31666463
Half Life is 24 years old, anon.

i prefer sheos voice in morrowind. it was more subtle and proud kind of insanity

>>31666722
>>31657030

>>31666610
>>31666628
>>31666677
>>31666730

sounds good sounds good, i figured it'd be an EN collab, but just wanted to check

which threads does sheo post in ?

>>31666892
/x/ and he shitposts on /lgbt/

>>31666892
In /tg/s weekend elder scrolls lore thread

hear me out
Wide Fauna but,
with a futa cock of similar size to her body

Serana is a terrible influence on Faunya

>>31666796
Thanks sapling!
Maybe as a reward for Fauna's hard work today, I'll propose to her at the end of her unarchived karaoke through a superchat. Please wish me luck!

>>31666989
kronie...

Guldan rock ?

>>31667083
GULDAN CHEATS!

>>31666634
Grab a brush and put a little makeup

>>31666989
Futa Kirin…
https://files.catbox.moe/af95pn.jpeg

>>31667160
I unironically never knew what this line was

>>31667172
…mommy what is that

Can Fauna transform into an actual Kirin in her lore? Like, if she was a Skyrim character, could she be a follower, your wife, your cow, AND your mount? Like could you ride on her back if she turned into her deer form or is she not having any of that.

>>31667208
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table..?

>>31667172
I'm sorry men, I've let you all down
I would

>>31667443
it'd be like the BOTW kirin-thing, where she's really hard to tame and will throw you off eventually

>>31667377
don't look sweetie, its just a pervert playing dressup.

Uuuuuu seduce me mommy

chat is very horny today

>>31667602
the flushed emote is a mistake

>>31667560
W-Wait! You're not my mommy! You're not Fauna! What are you doing!? Stop it! Help! Somebody help!

Faendal being one of very few followers that actually have moral standards is funny

Faendal why

Based law-abiding Faendal.

>>31667443
I'm sure there is a mod for that somewhere out there

Snitches get stitches

>I can fix her, I can set her back on the right path!
Faendal...

what was his endgame ?

Faendal is about to join the squeebers in the compost heap

>Faendal is a Bosmer, meaning he's purely carnivorous
>he snitches out Fauna while she's trying to make an honest septim
>judges and criticizes her
>he still gets to stick his dirty elf cock into her tight cat pussy
its not fair...

Friends don't let friends do the wrong thing.
She might hate him forever, but he did the right thing.

Don't worry Faendel, I'll take it from here. I'll give her correction she needs.

>>31667670
why is your mouth watering crying sapling...

>>31668002
saplings are made to suck and fuck, its an automatic response. the real trick is getting saplings to drool when you ring a bell.

>>31668002
>>31668073
Saplings have a natural instinct to latch onto their mother's breast for feeding. When it's covered in milk like that though...

Fauna is collabing with me!

it's been three fucking hours?! What the fuck?!

She read my comment about it being the same reason the music was playing. My day has been made.

>>31668226
I thought she was collabing with me.

what did she mean by this

>>31668073
Risu, NO.

She's collabing with me during the break right now

So far so good. Feels like a bunch of mini streams strung together.

>>31668321
Risuner gave up their ways and turned a new leaf, any other is a pretender

Stop pretending she's taking a break with you, saplings. She's just taking a break with me

>>31668419
*humona humona eyes pop out of head BOYANGANG sound effect
penor gets hard*
Nice tits

you fucking nerds better let mommy win

SQUEEEEEEEESH

Fauna is perfectly smooth down there

Fauna is perfectly smooth...

>perfectly smooth
UUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

What server is Fauna playing again?

>>31668721
doesn't matter to join the room

>>31668721
*region

>>31668767
I see. Thanks

Man this lobby is incredibly competitive.

>Fauna's stream is a few seconds behind the actual game, so you can't even protect her because she's gone by the time you figure out where she's at on the course
>Get wiped out like a chump anyway
I'm a worthless sapling...I'm sorry Fauna. I'm sorry saplings.

>>31669633
The last one was pretty rough too. I could get to the finals when playing with Fauna months ago and now it's tough

>>31669637
You failed Fauna. She HATES you. She hates how WEAK and STUPID you are. All of the other saplings LAUGH behind your back about how little mommy loves you.

>>31669694
m-mommy...nyooo...I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!

>>31669781
It's too late. Aren't you watching the stream? She called you out by name for how you failed to protect her, like a good sapling would.
She even said she's thinking about cutting her stream short because of how disappointed she is in you. Small, weak, worthless sapling.

>Playing fall guys with fauna
>She starts spectating you
>You get nervous and die

noting left to life for

FALL FOREVER

can someone explain why does the game stretch out like this?

Gotta love this shitty game.

>>31670069
It's a well known bug. Doesn't look like they put any effort into fixing it.

>>31669888
It's okay bro. I'm sure the final sapling knows what he needs to do. If he doesn't, we'll meet him out back and break his legs so he remembers next time.

>>31670121
agreed

FAUNA GAMING

PLAYER OF GAMES

>>31670121
>>31670211
No need, try hard gaming Fauna plays for keeps.

YAAAAAAAAAAAY MOOOOOOMMY!!!

SHE GAMED!!!

>>31642658
did anyone show up in first 3 hours? I was asleep

>thought she said C instead of Z
>didn't make it into the lobby
gonna off myself asap

BASED!

Good work Fauna!
Good work sapling, looks like we didn't need to fuck your legs up!

>>31670315
Fauna Zeres

>>31670315
Happened to me just now. Heard Y as a 1

>>31670352
Can't believe Fauna is SoreDragonfly905

Got into both lobbies, why do you do this fall guys

>>31670315
>>31670389
Doesn't matter anyway with the game shitting itself on her end.

>>31670315
>>31670389
IF WE DONT GET TO PLAY WITH FAUNA, NO SAPLING DOES

>The saplings are kind cutthroat
SHE'S HERE

could you play with your favorite kirin?

Gura will be joining Fauna's Jackbox

>>31670640
No. A shame.

>>31670640
I got in the first game, qualified right before she did, then got disqualified right after she did

shes going afk so swallow my semen. dont worry i only last a minute when inside her warm mouth

>>31670454
Sapling, NO!

>>31669871
uuuuuuuu

>try to superchat
>something wrong with paypal
>she leaves
I'm sorry. Please come back. Please don't leave...

>>31671135
What's wrong, sapling? Don't you trust Google with your credit card information?

>>31671135
>Fauna gets up to take a break
>Sees your superchat going through, only to stop at the last second
>"Hmm. Guess that's not a real sapling, then. If he really loved me, he would have sent it. Oh well."
>Leaves.

Fauna is taking the largest dump right now.

>>31671410
yeah, on me

Time to take an hour break.

Oof, this collab team.

>Mori
For fuck sake

>>31671207
>>31671221
......

oh no

>calli and kiara

Nooooo......

>Mori

>>31671619
Whats wrong with mori?

Why does Mori sound like she's stuck under Connor's mattress?

>mori
ruined

Pink woman neutrality

let me know if she leaves early
otherwise i will be back in an hour

>>31671702

damn mori sounds DEAD

KIWAWA!!!

>>31671790
I mean it is 7 AM

>>31671790
She exhausted her throat. They pushed it to the limit.

>>31671790
If only anon. If only.

>>31671702
just shitposters

>>31671853
>They
I go by he/him

>>31671878
Nah, I genuinely dislike her.

>ccv dips and then breaks even
>for a collab
Holomyth....strong....

gotta love the fact fauna collabs with myth at any chance she can get. they work so well

>>31671878
thats bait

Fauna is in the zone.
The Gamer Zone.

Mori can you please at least pretend you want to be there

Orange woman... Good?

That was an impressive speedrun of a throw right there.

>>31672081
can you at least pretend not to be a fagoot

>>31671989
Well I hate Kiara, so deal with it.

>>31672094
Always has been

Kiara...

>>31672081
It's 7am, she woke up for this

I don't think I've ever seen these girls collab before, actually.

>>31672170
Don't bully my ex-oshii.

Guys c'mon calm the duck down, this is the faufau thread not the oubk/orange woman hate one

Do't derail this too much

>Mori set the timer too fast and turned off stacking
Pink woman doing pink woman things.

>>31672319
Tell her to be less obnoxious then.

>>31672268
oh she's back in japan? I thought she was still in the US for some reason

>>31672357
pretty sure the ones whining arent saplings so dont worry about it

>>31672357
>oubk
I meant to write "pink" but had a stroke sorry

>>31671948
facts don't care about your feelings, sapling