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>tune into a polka chatting stream
>suddenly start thinking about giving her a backrub, it's kinda nice
>literally can no longer watch this woman without fantasizing about giving her a backrub while she talks
>want to teach her english
What fucking mental illness do I have

>> No.31469301

nothing, thats the normal reaction to polka. the greatest vtuber to ever live

>> No.31469446
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>>31468772
God, I hope you're black.

>> No.31470484

>31469446
Why do you have to come here and be cringe
This was a fun little thread and you come here, probably looking like an asian or jewish john oliver irl and posting this shit instead of going and being a cuck on /gif/ interracial threads there

>> No.31472095
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>>31468772
She has a very rubable back. And she's a good fennec, she deserves a back rub from time to time.

>> No.31472459
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I don't know how to tell you this anon... I think you liiiiiiiiiiike her

>> No.31475287

>>31468772
I just want to fuck Izutsu in the ass. That's all. Is that too much to ask, Lord?

>> No.31475388

>>31472459
she looks like she can fly by flapping her ears

>> No.31476004

>>31469446
Same desu

>> No.31476159

>>31470484
Shut up ytboi

>> No.31478502
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31478502

Same desu

>> No.31481244
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>>31475388
She does. But in reality, she flies by spinning her Polpeller

>> No.31481419

>>31469446
>>31476004
Mutts law

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>>31468772
Anonkun. Would you come over and rub oil on Polka's back?

>> No.31491515

polkaphrenia

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>>31468772
Polka's back love

>> No.31496363

>>31468772
You now have back retardation syndrome.

>> No.31496677
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>>31468772
She has a very rubbable and sexy back. Another one of those mysteries about her. Just imagine: she comes home tired from a long day of practice and streaming and her upper back is killing her. She cries out for the gentle-but-firm touch of your hands to help soothe her aching shoulders. As you rub her fatigue away, the two of you talk about how big your beds are in english and she suddenly emasculates you with details about the sheer size of her queen-sized bed in comparison to your small, single bed. You never live it down.

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