/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fauna slept late again?

Bonus sound link dead?

Freshen up for the karaoke saps
Dont want to be stinky when she starts singing

>>31367387
I can't, she'll have to deal with me smelling like pig shit today.

>>31367383
oh yea i missed the F in the %2F that goes to /
https://files.catbox.moe/skni56.ogg

>>31367512
what do you mean "you can't"?

>>31367387
What karaoke? She's not doing karaoke today

How do you think it will be the itinerary for the 12h endurance? I believe that she is going to start with the reaction to debut, then a karaoke (to take care of her voice), some variety games such as Mario Kart, Fall Guys, Holocure Maybe? Getting Over Speedruns, some games with the wheel with guests? . I don't think she plays games from any series like Miitopia or AC

>>31368330
12h of jump king and you will like it

>>31367910
I have to feed the pigs in an hour then clean up their pens, I'll probably be done around the time she starts if I work fast enough.

I wish Fauna streamed everyday, there I said it.

>>31368330
Spore is going to be a part of it I feel. It is basically her debut game. Plus she mentioned wanting to revisit that game and said she had some idea she wanted to do.

>>31369582
>Plus she mentioned wanting to revisit that game
just like every other game she's dropped

i got some psychological itch

>>31366746
What do you think her favorite position is? Would she be lovey-dovey or an absolute freak? S or M?

Why do Mommy Fauna threads usually live longer than /uuu/?

Fauna sure loves her cowkinis for some reason

>>31373266
Because they are full of tourists addicted to dopamine.

>>31373602
She wants to make sure everyone has an erection when the stream starts.

>>31373605
Meds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BItZTYknlA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BItZTYknlA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BItZTYknlA8
Only faunatics allowed

Get ready for some cringe, boys!

Why does it always feel like she's saying the lyrics instead of singing?

>>31368741
I think Kaela is the only one that does this now in hololive.

>>31375868
Fauna has an amazing voice, but she can't intonate for shit, for some reason.

>>31373605
At least tourists don't shit up these threads.

>>31375939
Koyorin...

>>31367950
When the most dedicated saplings miss fauna too much they communicate via their roots in the forest to create a mass hallucination that they pretend is a members stream

>>31375868
probably she doesn't memorize lyrics

>>31376062
I don't watch JP. Only Fauna and a few from ID.

Why doesn't this brat just wear her glasses?

>>31376246
head hort, the solution is that she should wear a monocle

Fauna cute!

>>31376541
Proof?

>>31376621

>>31376621

>>31373266
Gee anon, I wonder which one would last longer
>usually pretty well behaved thread with saplings discussing the current/upcoming Fauna stream that kind of dies out once the stream ends
>thread full of baitposters, mommyfags, twitter tourists, and what I can only assume is the actual Risu wanting to rape saplings

I think I prefer chat instead of JP karaoke

>>31376621

>>31376621

>>31376689
>>31376739
>>31376752
Good proof.

>>31376651
Anon, I asked you for cuteness proof, not to give me a boner.

>>31376727
It's nice to see a members stream that's something a little different imo

>>31376651
I'd go fucking feral.

H-hayai!

Cute

I think she's improving. Ever so slowly.

>>31376727
Agreed. This is funny, but there's basically no interaction.

what was before connect

>>31377460
The World is Mine (2x)

What song is this?

>>31377799
Karakuri Pierrot

JIBUN WO

Amazingly, she's still a better singer than Ame.

umm

Cute

I'm finally gonna go for Council's (particularly Fauna's) Anniversary Goods, but I haven't really ordered any hololive goods before and IDK how to go about doing it

>>31378688
Are you in the US?

> misses the long vowels
Didn't she listen to the song before?

>>31378935
She's made it clear at this point that she just pulled the idea for this stream out of her ass last minute.
No practice, only panik.

>>31378688
If you can get it from the official store - either directly or via a proxy - do that.
Geekjack are absolute shit. They only ship via EMS, which has been suspended on and off to random countries for years now, so your order will be 6-12 months late unless you email them and ask to ship it via DHL, which they will charge you extra for (and for some reason your original shipping charge doesn't count towards this, they just steal your money).

>>31378688
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/ceresfauna_an1st
Should be this

>>31379107
>She's made it clear at this point that she just pulled the idea for this stream out of her ass last minute.
she's been in full uuuuhm mode in the past couple minutes hahaha

Just finished wagin, what did I miss? Did she sang tell me answer?

>>31379194
jesus christ really, 6-12 months?? that would explain why my Mori birthday merch from last year hasn't gone anywhere yet, what a sham

I really wanted to hear the Kenshin song...

>>31379637
If you've ordered anything from them that should have shipped, you need to check this page:
https://www.post.japanpost.jp/int/information/overview_en.html
Until your country has a checkmark for EMS, they will not ship your order. As I said, if you want it earlier, you can email them and ask to switch to DHL, but they will ask for ¥6-8000 extra.

>>31379637
I bought the full mori set through geek jack, it arrived by October. Yours may be lost or something. Email them, pretty sure I did and it arrived not long after

>>31379885
>Canada is X
ah fuck. i'm not paying like 60 more bucks on this, i like to think i'm good at waiting

>>31380283
Use any proxy/forwarder other than geekjack.

>>31378740
I sure am
>>31379254
I will take a look, thanks

>>31379885
>Germany x
>Iraq check
Did they picked countries out of a hat? What's the reasoning behind this?

>>31379254
>he thinks she's going to get 1st year anniversary goods
She'll get a group goods just like Myth did year 1, nothing individually

revelence thaaank you

>>31380680
Then yea like other people said, just use the official store directly. Do not use Geekjack. All you need to pay is a master/visa card or paypal. It'll come in like 5-6 months from cover themselves

Any recommendations for reliable proxies, that ship into the EU?

>>31380874
Nice, thank you and thank everyone else who answered, I got the Patience for it anyways

>>31380735
The whole of Europe was suspended due to the war, and when it came back (in June I think?) Germany didn't for some reason
They've never explained any of these beyond a general "it's hard finding planes right now"

>>31380763
I was hoping, yeah. I feel like it'd be weird having Sana included if they do a full Council set.

>>31381054
>I feel like it'd be weird having Sana included if they do a full Council set
It's already guaranteed there will be more Sana goods with the plushies they announced during VR stream so not really.

I hate to say this but I wish Sana would "go away" for good already.

>sneed mention

>>31381112
>I hate to say this but I wish Sana would "go away" for good already.
No but I'm going to cry if I hear a song that got used for her graduation please don't sing it!

Fauna did it...

Why is she talking about murder

Are these kind of topics okay with hololive? I only watch Fauna so I don't know if there's a precedent for this.

>>31381600
women love true crime

>>31381659
Anon the IDs(iofi?) used to do streams about murderers all the fucking time

>>31380947
There's two different types of service, proxy shoppers and proxy shippers.

Buyee are the big proxy shopping service, and the one Cover have recommended themselves in the past. For the hololive shop you'll need their browser extension:
https://buyee.jp/addtobuyee/index
They're slow, because an actual human has to go order the thing for you, so you have a 0% chance of getting any sort of limited merch.

There's a lot of proxy shippers and I'm not really up to date on which are the best these days (I have a relative in JP who I exploit instead). These are a lot more complicated to use and you'll need to send them a scan of your government photo ID to prove you're not a yakuza.

Both work by shipping your crap to their warehouse and then charging you extra to repackage and ship it to you. Costs can vary and aren't listed upfront. You need to watch your email carefully because if you miss their payment request they'll just toss your items out. If this sounds intimidating just suck it up and get extorted by Geekjack.

>>31381600
Probably because I posted something related to dahlias /here/. She's trying to find me, her husband. We will meet Fauna. I'll keep talking in the codes so no one else finds out about our secret relationship.

Fauna is shopping for an expensive gaming rig to play Minecraft with

>Fauna not sure if she can build a PC
>no one around to help her build it
e man is no more

She ignored Vesper cucks again kek.

Who are you people?

>>31382246
Shes just has too much tech anxiety to put it together herself, no way she could bend a gpu like ame

Fauna please tease me more

>>31381659
...mommy?

>leet street boys
holy fuck that takes me back

>>31382379
You'd think they would've gotten the message by now.

Fauna you're the embodiment of nature, please stop shilling genocides...

outrunthewind thaaank you

>>31382262
Only e girls now

>>31382262

she can hit up Microcenter probably

>>31382837
yeah me

Im sorry your roots molded
its terminal

That's why I could never go vegan. Seems like it'd kill you socially.

>>31382246
Thank god she realized that there's no point in skimping on her PC as a streamer

>>31381807
Thank you, anon.

>>31383054

Is she waiting for the 40series or just dropping the cash now on 30s?

>>31383171
Chat convinced her not to wait for 40, she wants a 3090 anyway so it should be fine.

Ethiopians eat?

>>31383285
A common joke in my friend circle is going for the Ethiopian diet when you want to lose weight.

>>31383171
she was thinking not to wait but of course 9000 autists will rant and rage and confuse her with 5000 different opinions.
so far she has said
2TB ssd
64 or 32 GB of ram
3090
and wanting noctua fans
honestly the noctua fans might push her to find a better boutique builder and not some shit alienware.

>>31383285
One of the biggest surprises when I went to a larger city for the first time was that their were Ethiopian restaurants. I guess it makes sense now but my brain just associates them with hunger at this point.

SNEAK PEEK FOR US MEMBERS
I feel special

>>31383425

64 ram would be overkill but yeah if she should spend serious money on literally anything its her PC

>>31383285
>>31383504
I ate at an Ethiopian place and it was really fucking good. They explained afterwards that one of the portions had to be small because the vegetable they used has naturally occurring cyanide in it or something

>>31383425
>but of course 9000 autists will rant and rage and confuse her with 5000 different opinions.
If only they were autists, who know their stuff. Problem is most of them are dumbasses, who can't comprehend that a streamer like her has different demands and a much larger budget.

...the hour of superchat reading was far more enjoyable than the singing, bros

>>31383425
Holos should really use a dual PC setup where the streaming PC is a business workstation from Lenovo or HP with more robust hardware and a next-day warranty
It amazes me that they're all willing to make their job reliant on some gaming rig that will blow itself up in 18 months because it's not designed for sustained load

>>31384222
Literally tell her that nigger. She actually doesn't know any better.

>>31384117
I enjoyed both.

>>31384117
chat interaction just feels better, thats why I've been just a little bummed about the rust and kirby where chat is just drowned out by the holomems occupying her time if I can be an envious little shit

>>31384222

Is this why several holo-PCs exploded earlier this year?

>>31384318
Oh, I liked the singing as well, but I enjoyed the chatting much more.

See you again in a few hours, saplings

>>31384475
It's because Holos keep buying their prebuilts from TsukumoJP and the gaming components choke themselves to death in the MS Office econobox

>>31384276
I actually said it to t-chan at some point in the past, but it's kinda hard to succinctly explain why paying more money to buy a PC from HP is a good idea when it goes against common gamer wisdom

>>31384475
Holos are buying bad prebuilts which doesn't help, but consumer parts are just not designed to run at 100% for hours on end, and their use case (games + OBS + avatar rendering) is the worst case scenario

>>31383054
I agree, I just thought it was funny Minecraft was her first example of a game she wants it to run well.

>>31384444
I feel the same, anon. Collabs don't quite do it for me, and I don't really watch Holos that much outside of Fauna anyway.

>>31384475
I can't speak for JPs, but the reason ENs (Ame's) have failed is because of bad prebuilts. Mumei paid a local place to assemble her parts, and I'm pretty sure hers is in working order. Gura has the same prebuilt as one of Ame's and it's not the best, but it hasn't died.

>>31384960
I'll third that. I tend to prefer solo streams.

>Fauna wants to sing "Let me be with you"
>Cucked by permissions
I am going to liberate the shit out of Japan

>>31385277
Neighbula has really fallen on hard times huh

will Fauna use
A) Default live2ds for thumbnail
B) Minecraft 3d renders for thumnnail
C) Use cowkini art of both her and kaela for the thumbnail

Have any holos made a build-a-pc video? I feel like Ame might have done one in the past, but not sure. That would make for a pretty fun stream. Especially if the girl has no idea what she's doing but there are chat and staff to help her when she gets stuck.

>>31385527
C please

>>31385527
My money's on Live2Ds. I don't think she'd use cowkini art for a collab thumbnail.

>>31385527
A

I'm only here for the big tittie fauna art

>>31385527
I'm not sure she'd lewd Kaela on one of their first few collabs, but maybe she would use one cropped.

>>31385571
Botan has unsurprisingly talked about PC building a great deal and shared photos of her builds. She's also built PCs for half of HoloJP by now

>>31385806
Jesus there's already cowkini art of them together already?

>>31385946
I think there might be one or two more on twitter

>>31385750
save one, post one
>>31385946
Zeta drew a cow Kaela, but I dont think Fauna herself mentioned it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02hUw815DG0

>>31384981

theyre never fully transparent about their specs or talking about their rigs, theyre seemingly so anxious about getting talked down to from their chat which i guess i understand

>>31386132
>>31385527
God fucking dammit its A

>>31386132
>Is this Disney World?!?
Fauna no, don't misuse the mouse's intellectual property in a video title

Is it okay for her to use the D*sney word in the title?

>>31385863
Sasuga, Lioness.

>>31386132
>12 am
I hate the FOMO feeling of missing a stream. at least it's Minecraft and I love those VODs

my heart would not take it if she sang chiisana boukensha one day
but connect will suffice for today

>>31386132
Kaela's wink is so cute.

uuu

I know some of you dont bump in these hours, but keep the thread up for an actual stream yeah?

What's taking her so long? She said she'd be back tonight? I... uuuuuuuuu...

>>31393688
Kill yourself you stupid attention whoring faggot.

>>31394045
STOP YELLING AT ME!

>>31385250
Funny I actually didn't use to feel this way until Fauna became my oshi and I'm not sure how I feel about it especially since I'm pro-unity in the end.

im gonna miss the first hour... oh nyo

>>31400084

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02hUw815DG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02hUw815DG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02hUw815DG0
More Fauna!

https://youtu.be/02hUw815DG0

konfauna

MOMMY IS LIVE!!! YAYAYAYAYAY

Mommy's back! Mommy's back! Yaaaaay!

I'm so excited to finally have an excuse to UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

your oshi has amazing emotes btw

t. pemaloe from /mhm/

Kaela is pretty cute

Mommy nature and mommy penguin in a romantic date!

nice fps

>>31401225
gsh

oh tought it was me with the lag

playing with shaders sucks anyway

ID truly is in another level of autism

RIP Kaela

This is cute

Kaela is telling Fauna to do endurance Minecraft...

>>31401689
Fauna's look fairly decent.

wow, fauna has some of the best BGM in hololive

these frame drops are triggering my autism so bad and ruining the collab, fauna please turn off shaders until you get back to the EN server

Fauna just came out of the closet

uuu and mhm interaction is everything I thought it would be.

I've actually never really watched Kaela before but maybe that should change. She seems very sweet and chill.

squidwards dont have rights and should be boxed in thats right fauna

>>31404408
Lately I've been branching out of Fauna and EN as a whole, and I've been really enjoying Kaela and Zeta. Definitely would recommend to a fellow sapling.

the Gamer of EN

>>31404408
kaela is very wholesome and /mhm/ is very comfy

would recommend their textbin for more info

already broke the arena...

what are they doing

>>31405867
having fun

What classical song was just playing? I recognized it but I cant place it.

It would have been funnier if fauna didnt say anything hehe

Man I seen clips of places here and there but this is the first time I'm seeing this much of the ID server. It's pretty incredible how much they've done. Can't believe Fauna wants to try to match all this.

Kaela's pretty chill, I'll have to look up some streams

>>31406966
Yeah it's insane how much they've built. Do we know if they built it all or was there anything in the server before they started?

>>31406971
Master of zen
https://youtu.be/HEi0Pzt2JQs?t=7662

>>31405943
If you meant the one playing just now, it's Chopin's Nocturne op.9 No.2

>>31407662
Thank you learned anon, thats it!
I'll try to remember this for the future.

>>31407392
Afaik they spawned extra materials when the server was first started, but the rest is pure MC autism.

>>31407764
idk why they decided that the white tower would be the first build on the server but thats why their manager spawned blocks

>>31407500
lmao that's some dbz levels of screaming

>>31408423
I'm hearing a Tom and Jerry scream

This is some next level shit, do they spend all their time on Minecraft.

to think there is someone more autistic at minecraft than moona in ID.

>>31408565
they're more into it than EN but still tend to be wishy washy

big difference is they have a leader/coordinator in Moona, and now a grind monster in Kaela

>just grind it for 10 hours said so nonchalantly
built different

Is Zeta ok?

lmao Zeta's psycho basement

surprise extra collab

now this is getting interesting

Cute sleepy Kobo

She had to learn about the polar bear the hard way. RIP Jerry

I forget how much of a 8 year old Kobo sounds like

Cute

Kobo really acting like a child showing something to her mom

Kobo's really good at playing that child role, it's impressive.

>>31411202
>>31411414
>>31410785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtT6WSaZYL0

>>31411202
>>31411414
lmao it's not an act

Fauna is going quiet now...

>>31411779
It doesn't help that Kaela and Kobo are talking in Indo half the time

cod

>>31411779
Kobo energy goes crazy.
Not that I'm complaining, this is getting interesting.

This brat

>>31411487
Absolutely adorbs

>>31411779
She's coming up with a plan to groom Kobo

So /uuu/... who made the better lighthouse? Fauna or Kobo? Be honest.

>>31412371
I like Kobo's colors more because that white/blue aesthetic is really nice, but Fauna's actually functions so it wins

>>31412371
Interior, Kobo. Exterior, Fauna.

Hot

Kaela confirmed to be an architect

>tags forcefed

This was a super cute and comfy stream.

comfy stream

Now I want fauna x kobo collab, preferably micra

That was a treat

Pleasant stream, I want them to collab more

your oshi is so nice to listen to, hope they can meet each other again sometime

>>31408504
LMAO I definitely hear it now

>>31413884
I like how close Kaela is getting with EN, she's getting some much deserved love from people that normally wouldn't give ID a chance.

Fauna has been liking direct replies on twitter recently... why do I hope for one there, such a helpless craving for her dopamine

>>31414313

>>31407500
kek she played that level for 55mins and quit

>>31407500
Must be goriella summoned at that time, because she tried to looks "normal" back then compared to now.

>>31366746
cute feet

>>31376711
I said it in the other thread but I'll say it again here. That one risuner was a coomer faggot and nobody likes him. Please don't think of us prisuners like this we just wanna watch our squirrel be retarted. Thank you and have a nice day

>>31419169
That anon is pretty funny, in a twisted way. You risuners are an interesting bunch, alright.

Not that us saplings can say much, what with all the mommyposters lmao.

>>31419169
No! One poster must surely reflect the entire fanbase. I won't accept a more nuanced world view.

>>31419934
We are both horny for our oshis. Hell I think that's pretty much everyone desu. You saplings just have a lot more memes about it and from the recent cowfauna stuff I can understand why. Very fuckable

>>31420517
Ah yes of course. I don't know if anyone here would know but we had some risuner (probably the same one) that went on a fucking menhera spree because she forgot to read his $5 SC. Funniest part was she did and the schizo has narcolepsy or something and just didn't hear it. Do you bois have any crazy fuckers that got thread famous?

Does anybody have that "please, grass" image? Please post it.

>>31421188
jesse what the fuck are you talking about

>>31420609
Not really. The thread would previously discuss people who sent in low effort, low value SCs ad nauseum but that has pretty much died out. Not sure if it's because those names are rarer in SC readings or if they have finally stopped spamming 5$ SCs and instead send a single 50$+. No one else breaches containment that I'm aware of except some KFP and DD on twitter using sandwich edits

uuu

>>31427583

I don't want to be parasocial

>>31427911
It's all over now. You belong to Fauna

>>31428048
no...

>>31420609
There is a Fauna schizo in /#/, but he stays contained there and never gained fame here.
That's all I can think of right now.

>>31400084
artiste?

>>31428822
what did he do?

>>31401087
who made al lthese emotes

>>31428869
https://twitter.com/Feeshiespy

>>31428935
He's just a dedicated anti, who spergs out whenever Fauna gets mentioned. No idea what's the lore behind him or if he's still around.

I don't know if I'll make a thread for the collab since it'll be only an hour long. Someone else can if they want one

>>31431667
Actually a confirmed hour or are you basing on teamup

>>31431779
I'm just going off how full celebration collabs are usually only an hour or so long. The last one was 90 minutes so we might get one that long, but they're usually formulaic. maybe it'll be 2 hours

>>31431667
We (implied) can save this one for the collab. 40 posts till bump limit and 10 hours till collab. Possible, but I doubt it. I'm gonna post in global during the anniversary anyways so I don't really give a shit.

theyre here!

>>31435331
Great, now you glow in the dark

>>31435331
Nice

uuu

>>31435433
the three letter word... uuu

is there any gosling edits with fauna?

>>31439094
Probably? She doesn't really inspire "goslings" specifically as far as I can tell. Like 98% of saplings are females so it doesn't fit anyways. There was even one wearing the merch in the art tag. How bold

>>31439094

>>31439094
There were a couple of them in the beginning. I made one city of stars gosling soundpost but I skipped out on the antlers and anons yelled at me. Told myself I'll post it later when I take care of that but goslingposting died out so I'm never posting goslings again.

>>31439416
98% of saplings are female because she emasculates us and pumps us full of estrogen using her weird nature magic.

>>31439094
I only have this little gosling

Does anyone have the fauna at mcdonalds picture? Super cute

>>31439416
>Like 98% of saplings are females
I don't think there's even 10% of girls desu

>>31442096
this one?

>>31443452
*CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH*

>>31443217
If Fauna said we're cute girls, we gonna be cutest girls in frilliest dresses there are.

>>31445972
Mommy gives us dresses and braids out hair and gives us special medicine to make sure we grow up to be the cutest saplings we can be!

>>31439416
where are you even getting this from

>>31446403
An exaggeration of previous anon's estimates that around 75% of saplings are female. next time I'll say it's 103% or something even more unlikely.

How does Ame even inspire Goslings? She seems pretty distant from her fans. Like she'll always turn the fanservice down when she thinks its too much. I think only Ina is more distant/strict. If anything it's probably Kiara who does the GFE the best due to how clingy she can get. Whenever I see Ame streams, she treats the chat like bros.

>>31447839
*Maybe not like bros, maybe more like her kid brother's friends she has to babysit. You could almost say older sister type, but one that picks on you. She doesn't have that Girlfriend/Gosling experience people seem to push her as.

>>31446454
If that's true then I haven't blasted rope to cowfauna 12 days in a row
>>31447962
sir this is a fauna thread

>>31435433
spoopy

Hello how do I squeeb?

/uuu/ looks dead today

I had such a fucking stressful day today why can't I have a Fauna gf that lets me rest my head on her lap and pats my head telling me everything's going to be okay and that I did my best

>>31454505
and then give you a nursing handjob, right?

It's hard for me to get excited about the anniversary stream. Without Sana it's going to be bittersweet.

Is there going to be a stream today?

>>31454915
I mean if she insists...

>>31455502
Just the Council Anniversary stream in a few hours.

I'm the one who's pressing Ina's = key

>>31455706
on whose channel?

>>31456160

baelz

EN curse waiting room

>Only subscribers of 3 days or longer can send messages.
Oh no I won't be able to type fauna cute when I see her.

>>31454505
>>31454915
Should I post the sapling nursing handjob pasta to make you feel better, anon?

>>31458240
I need some of that

>>31461694
You're lying in your crib, late at night. It's way past your bedtime. Mommy tucked you in and kissed you goodnight hours ago. You should be fast asleep, but tonight's no ordinary night.

The pitter-patter of rain against your window grew louder and louder as the night went on. The loud, scary booms in the distance have grown closer and closer. You don't know what's happening. You're scared. Scared and confused.

You lay there, swaddled in your special blankie and nightcap mommy made just for you. You're so warm, but you're still shivering from fright. You try to focus on the spinning lights of your mobile, but your eyes are tearing up. You whimper softly to yourself. You're so afraid of what's outside, but you don't want to wake up mommy. She works so hard and does so much to make you happy. You need to be a strong sapling and try to go to sleep. You have to-

Suddenly a bright light flashes! For an instant the room goes white, blinding your tiny little eyes. You gasp in shock! But then-!

*BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

"UUUUUU!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"

You can't help it! You need mommy! Where's Fau-Fau! You need her! Where is she!?

You roll back and forth in your bed, futilely trying to get away from whatever scary monster made that noise! Your blankie slips off of you. Tears stream down your face. You miss Fauna!

The door opens. A voice softly whispers into the room.

"Hey! Who's crying in here?"

Your roll over onto your side to see who's there.

It's mommy! Her green hair tumbles over her shoulders in a curly mess. Her pink pajamas are all wrinkled, and her nightcap sits askew on her head. She's rubbing sleep from her eyes. You woke her up...

But she's smiling. Fauna walks over to your crib, reaching inside to wipe the tears from your face. Mommy's touch soothes your terror, but you're still quivering in fright.

"There there, little guy. It's all okay. Mommy's here."

You press your cheek up against mommy's hand for comfort. Your cries have softened into quiet sobbing. You look up into Fauna's big, loving eyes.

"Did you get scared by the storm?" she giggles. "It's alright. It's just some lightning. Everything's going to be okay."

You struggle to understand her words, but the calming tone of her voice has you slightly relax. But it was so loud! So bright! What if it happens again-

*BOOOOOOM*

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Another flash! Another loud noise! You press yourself against mommy's hand for protection, stifling the urge to start crying again. It's no use. You can already feel the tears coming back. Mommy gives you an exaggerated pout.

"Oh... Okay, little sapling. Come here."

Fauna scoops you up out of your crib and brings you close. You bury your face in her pajamas, muffling your fearful whimpering.

"Let's go to mommy's room. I know just the trick to make everything feel all better!"

>>31462491
Fauna switches on the light, bathing her room in a warm glow. You're happy to be out of the dark, at least, but you can't stop shaking in terror even with mommy holding you tight. She gently rubs your head as she sits at the edge of her bed, where she lifts you up to take a better look at you. You're fighting back tears. Fauna smiles.

"Are you hungry?"

The question gives you pause for a moment. Why would she feed you so late at night? Fauna giggles when she sees your confusion.

Gently lowering you onto her lap, she pulls up her pajamas to reveal her bare chest. The prospect of feeding would normally excite you, but you're too scared. She lifts you up, drawing you towards her breast.

"Open wide!"

But you can't! Your lips are pursed in a whimper, as though opening them would let loose a torrent of despair. Undeterred, she brings you even closer, rubbing her nipple against your lip, teasing out a droplet of milk. Maybe you should-

*BOOOOOOOM!!!*

Not again! You can't help it! You cry out in terror!

"UUUUU!!! UUUUUUUUU-mmf!"

Suddenly mommy shoves her breast into your mouth! For a moment, you give a muffled whimper of protest. That's before you feel her nipple on your tongue, before you taste the first drops of milk running down your throat. Your feeble cry becomes a moan of pleasure. Instinct takes over. You begin suckling mommy's sweet, delicious milk.

"There you go! Isn't that better!"

Your eyes are still shut, tears already drying. With her nipple on your tongue, you start to squeeze with your mouth, letting it fill with milk. You gulp it down as fast as you can suckle. You weren't hungry before, but the soothing sensation of mommy's breast, the honeyed taste of her milk...

Your terrified quaking has settled into a fearful shiver. You know that you're safe with mommy... but you're still scared... Fauna caresses you, evidently feeling your worry.

"It's okay... Mommy still has a trick up her sleeve... Just sit there, relax, and drink up..." she whispers. "Mommy'll take care of the rest."

You give a curious mewl, partly opening your eyes to see what she means.

With a soft giggle, she takes off your nightcap, letting your leaves unfurl atop your head. She rests her hand against the base of your stem.

"Don't worry, my cute little sapling. Mommy'll make you feel all better."

>>31462551
At Fauna's reassurance, you try to focus on the calming sensation of feeding. You trust her. Mommy would never lie to you.

Your confidence is shaken as you feel mommy's hand wrap around your stem.

"uuu!" Your shock, muffled by Fauna's breast, causes her to chuckle again. What's mommy doing? She knows your sensitive there! Is she going to tickle you?

"I told you, silly little sapling, just relax." she calmly whispers. "Mommy's going to make sure all the bad feelings go away."

With slight trepidation, you close your eyes in assent and continue to suckle. The feeling of warm milk filling your belly has you at ease, even as mommy's hand begins to slowly slide up your stem towards your leaves.

"You're gonna feel... ticklish, here." Fauna says, brushing her fingers against your leaves as she grasps your stem. Sure enough, the sensation causes you to shudder. It dosen't just tickle... it feels... good. Really good. Like when you got bit by a mosquito and kept scratching the bump on tree bark, even though mommy told you not to.

Fauna waits for you to sit still, then slowly starts rubbing your stem, up and down, from the top of your head all the way up to your leaves.

"uuu!" you moan again. It feels even better! For a moment, you're distracted from feeding, but quickly return to sucking at her breast, letting more and more milk fill your mouth as mommy continues.

And she dosen't just continue. She's going faster! Rubbing your stem up and down, up and down, up and down, again, and again, and again!

"uuuu! uuuuUUUUUU!"

You're no longer crying out in fear, but in pleasure! What is mommy doing to you?

"Hehe... I knew you'd like that, my cute little sapling... We're almost there..."

She goes even faster! She even starts to fondle your leaves, even more sensitive than your stem, every time her hand comes up! The feeling of her fingers rubbing the tips of your leaves... You feel your body shaking in excitement rather than fear.

"UUUUUU! UUUUUUUUUU!"

You barely notice how your suckling even harder. Milk gushes into your mouth, almost faster than your can gulp it down. In a haze of pleasure, it somehow tastes even better than before!

"That's it... I know you can keep going... You've always been mommy's strongest sapling... Always so big and brave and cute...Sometimes you just need a gentle reminder now and then... a reminder of how much mommy loves you..."

Faster! Faster! She's rubbing your stem, she's tickling your leaves, she's filling you with milk! Faster and faster and faster!

"UUUUUU! UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"

"C'mon! Almost there! Almost-"

You feel something! Something big! Something working its way up and out of your stem!

"S-S-S-SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB!!!"

Your vision goes white! Your body spasms in ecstasy! Your mouth flies open, unlatching from mommy's breast with a loud *POP* as milk spills from your cheeks!

Your stem stands straight up! Sap shoots out of its top in thick ropes! Your leaves are shaking uncontrollably!

This is the greatest you have ever felt.

Slowly, your vision returns. You've rolled backwards in mommy's arms. You see her nipple, red, throbbing, wet with spittle, milk still dripping from her teat. You feel the milk in the back of your throat, sloshing around in your belly, and running down your lips. You realize that you're head, stem, and leaves are all covered in hot, sticky sap.

You stare up at mommy. She's beaming with pride as she wipes a streak of sap from her cheek.

"Good job! Such a strong and healthy sapling! I knew you could do it!" She lifts you up and kisses you right on your forehead.

The blissful feeling in your stem is nothing compared to the happiness you feel when mommy tells you how proud she is of you.

Mommy takes you into the bathroom, giving you a quick bath in the sink. You're too exhausted to splash and play in the water like you normally do. Even with all of this warm milk in your belly, you feel more tired than usual...

Afterwards, Fauna dries you off and carries you back to her room.

"Since you're such a brave sapling, you get to sleep with mommy tonight!~"

She gingerly sets you down on the pillow next to her, pulling up the cover to tuck you both in, when suddenly-

*BOOOOOOOOOM!*

"Eep!"

You shut your eyes tight, quivering in fear for a moment... before opening them back up. You're not afraid! You're not scared anymore!

Elated, you turn over on your pillow to see mommy's smiling face.

"I always knew you were my strongest sapling..."

She pulls you close, giving you another kiss on the head, and hold you tight for the rest of the night.

It's good to be a sapling, bros.

>>31461694
retard

>>31462607
What a dissapointment, at least post it in rentry next time.

welp, I will move to /cope/.

Yep, see you good saplings in the faurys /uuu/. Maybe that irystocrat artist will pre-emptively draw some sportswear art for a perfect OP

My omocat sweater came and it turned out to be too baggy, I ordered M. Do they shrink in the wash? I had problem with that in the past so I was afraid to get S

>>31465238
It's time to work out and build up that muscle

>>31465238
did you not look at the models? its a baggy cut at every size.

>>31465998
It didn't look that way in the pic

>>31465238
>omocat
kek dable u

1 year and they still can't do a proper stream

mic quality straight outta an xbox live lobby

Fauna is too cute. I love my wife

I baked
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>>31468553
>>31468553

Finally... I'm the last sapling.

my fauna

Good joke, I'm last