/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>31225304
The only thing she is missing is a benis. Sorry, Koyo you were almost perfect for me.

>>31225304
If i could understand japanese i would

>>31225304
>lesbian
Dropped

>>31225804
homosexual detected.

>>31225304
She inserts herself into pretty much every collab. There's no need for me to watch her on her channel because she's literally everywhere.

>>31225304
Cause she doesn't know what things are drinks.

>>31225867
Cucked by a female is still cucked

>>31225884
Yes she does, Mayo is a drink!

>>31225933
Based

>>31225304
>Why haven't you taken the Koyopill yet?
I would lose my penis and arm from RSI

>>31225304
Koyo's work ethics are very solid
But she's not top tier in terms of entertaining (mediocre voice and reaction)

>>31225304
She speaks Japanese.

>>31225933
it's not because my instincts say so

>>31225304
Because she'll never be mine

>>31225804
Lesbian or not the only possible way for you to access your oshi is rape. So what's the matter?

>>31225804
This, it just doesn't combine with her ASMR and gachikoi skills. However I wouldn't dare call it a lost cause because Reine exists.

>>31227552
>Reine
She doesn't deserve Pochi.

>>31225304
because i don't understand Japanese

>>31225933
If it makes unicorn seethes, yes. But it doesn't.

>>31225304
I tried to take the koyopill many times but her ears on the 2D model are misaligned when she turns her head and it triggers something in my brain that makes it hard to watch (picrel). It's a shame because I really like her dedication and overall cute design.

She's pretty solid and she does work hard, but her character lacks an interesting concept and she's just not quite as funny or charismatic as a lot of the other streamers. I wonder if Japan has improv workshops or something? I think focusing on developing her humor could go a long way.

>>31225304
Shes based

>>31225304
こんこよおおおおお

>>31226182
want her to dribk my mayo bros...

>>31229447
dumbass, cats coyotes and the like can rotate their ears to most any angle

>>31225933
pussy = good and heterosexual
more pussy = better and heterosexual

>>31225304
Koyori's ears are very lackluster, they are solid like rock. On the other hand, Polka's and Pekora's ears swings with every movement them make

>>31225804
>retarded eop

>>31225804
Lesbians don’t exist retard

>>31225804
>lusts after abs
They all lose to the cock don’t worry

If I fly to Japan how can I convince koyo to use my nose as a buttplug and fart into my sinuses?

Koyo is so fucking fake, I don't even see her as a person but an Anime character, I like the sweet spot between playing a character and being yourself like La+

>>31233674
I think you should watching people who you can't see the difference between person and character because they blend so well together like Korone or Watame

>>31233674
If only la+ wasn’t boring

>>31225304
I want every inch of koyori

>>31233674
what the fuck are you even talking about, she literally talks about mundane shit all the time like going to mcdonalds to get like the new promo thing, getting some more stuff for her figurine/merch shelves or like getting house stuff from her mom, it's actually a common complaint on jp forums that her stories are boring because of how normal they are
no one in this board actually fucking watches her

>>31234849
Don’t reply to the known koyoschizo

>>31234849
>no one in this board actually fucking watches her
/vt/ is a drama board, not a vtuber board. a.k.a /vt/ is kiwifarms

>>31234739
SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>31225304
Why tf does she stream literally everyday, its like i want to hatefuck her

>>31227320
>The cum bar

>>31235058
>it's actually a common complaint on jp forums that her stories are boring
You're the one replaying to the koyo "schizo", >>31233674 just doesn't actually know her.

>>31225393
Why are teamates like this

>>31234212
she isn't.

>>31234739
Dirty mayocat

All of that. Plus she is a HAG! I already took the pill a long time ago.

>>31225304
She is gonna play Yakuza. I dont wanna watch that for the 100th time.

>>31225304
She's too beta

>>31225304
I admire everything about this cat and would love to support her but I simply can't speak Japanese.

she gives me a psychopath vibe
not like suisei's larp but a genuine one

>>31234739
>>31249451
I’m going to cum

>>31225933
You cant get cucked by a female because there is no penetration included you fucking faggot.

>>31225304
Her voice drives me up the wall, I can't listen to her for longer than 5 minutes.

>>31249833
I'd watch her play it if she actually learned how to do combo finishers instead just spamming light attack all day. Joshi-kuns, please help your oshi...

>>31252275
That’s like asking an asian women to drive properly, not going to happen

I've no interest in watching her

>>31225393
Kys faggot

ehem
pink cat bad

ehem
pink cat good

>>31252511
I've never watched a Koyo stream
But I've come to this video four times
Something about it makes me just want to pin her down and breed

>>31225804
>lesbian
Hot

>>31225304
>Koyo
JPtuber
>Me
EN viewer
Do the math

>>31225304
She's great a everything besides solo streams. Holy shit she's damn boring when she's playing alone, also she's so fucking shit at 95% of the games.

>>31250793
I mean have you seen the smile on her face when she killed Akirose from afar on Rust even though the latter told her to stop shooting at her?

>>31258849
>boring
That’s subjective

>>31232222
>>31251135
>>31227069
BASED

>>31225304
Who?

>>31225933
Based progressist anon

>>31227320
Does she wear pantyhose or stockings?

>>31225304
>Gachikois
This is why. Why should I share her with all of you fat fucks?

Koyosex!
SEX

>>31265993
Because we're nakama.

I want to grow a dick and rape Koyori's mouth so hard

>>31225304
Don't forget she's also the best at blowjobs in hololive.

>>31267926
I don't want to share holes with my nakama

Who?

>>31267926
I prefer to cuck my nakama

>>31251135
Delusional cuck

>>31225304
but
>japanese
dropped

>Cried on stream because she didnt make it to 500k subs after a month

>>31225804
>leabian
No she isn't. If she was I'd actually watch her streams.

>>31225393
Why do you think she's wearing that swim skirt thing anon

>>31225304
The only sixth gen I liked was Lui, Then she started collabing with EN pink woman so I dropped her

>>31225304
How come they got not only 3D but also bikinis before any of the previous generations? was the "1 year rule" nothing but fanmade bullfuck all long?

>>31225304
because she's not interesting anon.

>>31296454
How many times are going to samefag?

Real answer:
>voice filters
>kind of meh personality
>don't care about the GFE/coomerbait shit
>don't care about her not streaming with men

She's fine but she might as well be Kanata or someone who I only really watch if they're streaming with people I care about.

Lui is the best of her generation and is far superior the rest are kind of forgettable except for La+ who's just kind of a walking meme like Gura.