/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Current Streams
https://youtu.be/FHTu42or27k
Erina is playing Portal

I want to hug the Pippa.

I wish Michiru was my girlfriend...
I want to light bonfires with her and then say BONFIRE LIT and listen to her say funny things in her cute english

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Erina is cute!

Erina love

Man, tonight was /comfy/.

cat sex

LOVE LIA
ONLY LIA
FOREVER LIA

Remi and Yuri are really really good together! Hope they Collab more!
https://youtu.be/WeRYlH2s_yE
https://youtu.be/7EItoVqWE4k
https://youtu.be/MXuz5xY7yMo

Hime, I'm begging you, please let me lick your royal, forever-18, nice smelling, sweaty Hime Pits. I will pay the Hime Tax and more

As read by Hime:
https://files.catbox.moe/sem9e3.mp3

Just got back from my psychiatrist, he said I need to start trusting more.

So I recently started watching PC. I've watched Reimi, cause she gives me the pure GFE experience. Anyone else y'all can recommend me?

PANKO MANKO

>>31180414
Lumi. She’s really big on GFE and coomer baiting

>>31180414
Do you like super chill streams with mommy energy? Watch Erina

>>31180414
Watch Michiru her cuteness transcends language barriers.

Trust them. Save them.

watching women play Portal is painful

>>31180464
I've seen many people like and hate her. Guess I'm gonna give her a watch and decide by myself!
>>31180476
Waah! That sounds like some perfect stream to have on the background or watch, while taking a break! Imma give her a watch!
>>31180641
Hmmmm looks cute! Might watch some clips of her!

>>31180898
this is how you bait

>>31180934
He said Michiru looks cute he can't be baiting

>>31179874
Lumi and Tenma, yeah.
Oddly enough I feel like Erina may be groomable into decent tastes because she seems to approach the whole thing with a fairly open mind so as long as it wasn't the "more dials = better" type of good she'd likely try it with no reservations.

>>31179966
I'm getting strong ironic weeb vibes from Erina. Today she asked "what is hikineet", which is weird because she speaks japanese and supposedly is into otaku culture. Accentuates how she doesnt leave her home which is one of the typical "tee hee I'm just like you guys" signals. Also during one of her first streams, someone asked her about turn based games and she asked "what kind of games are those?".
This bitch isnt even a gamer.

Someone help Hime
https://youtu.be/SruUdn659pQ

Remi NO

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1560513826998456320

>>31181253
>pretends to know otaku culture and LARPs as a NEET
that's like half of phase connect and half of all vtubers in general

she is Lia!

>>31181322
i wonder how easy it would be to get her to dox herself
i feel like you could just tell her you want to send her a pizza and need her home address and credit card information for that...

I'm tired of pretending that Phase Connect is something more than Pippa and Friends

>>31181431
Jesus fucking christ...is Santa real at least?

>>31181505
Finally...after 38 years I can lose my virginity and gain a wife and child. I'm so happy!

>>31181721
Yeah but you're still trapped in Malaysia.

God I love erina

>>31180414
Panko if you want to UOOH some more, and Airi if you want a older GFE.
Shiina is okay too I guess.

>>31181558
All the PhaseCons are cute and funny.

>>31181751
I don't need money to be happy. I am a electrician by trade. I will be able to provide for my family.

>>31180898
Must watch Erina streams are her karaokes. Absolute overdose of her cute energy and she sings pretty good.

>>31181788
Same bro. Not even romantically. Something about her is just great.

>Rie already reached 10k
Fucking how, she didnt stream for like 2 weeks

>>31181322
Umm isn't this basically Remi doxxing herself?

>>31182363
No.

I WILL be Flakes's

>>31182363
I mean while it does narrow her down to far under a billion she could be one of literally 32 million people

>>31182389
>>31182659
But it's Remi and that's why I'm wondering if that was a good idea. Remi isn't the brightest person.

>>31182708
go tell her to drink water faggot

How are we coping with the fact that Remi basically just doxxed herself as Malaysian? Can I get a vibe check?

>>31182708
Her being Malaysian was obvious from the start, even if you were to ignore her saying she knew Malay in debut, there were plenty of other signs too.

>>31182171
meow

>>31182708
She pretends to be a little girl on the internet for socially isolated people in North America so chances are she only knows at most 10 people in real life so while I'm sure some turbo autist will get to her eventually, this announcement will have absolutely nothing to do with it.

>>31182835
As an Australian who has hated SEA since before it was cool as they ruin every fucking online game and are all over the place IRL too. I really am jealous of how you people aren't able to distinguish them apart from each other to the point that you think this is news.

>>31182835
SEX

>>31182835
Brown nipples and vagoo. Delicious!

>>31182363
Malaysia is like the 8th most populous country

>>31182835
that also means Wemi is probably muslim
also isn't Malaysia under some flavor of Sharia Law?

[Groomcord news] Oh no

>>31182835
That's disgusting, Muslim women remove all body hair from the neck down.

Reminder that Lia has good taste.

>>31182363
>https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1560513826998456320
It's not different then other PC girls saying they went to the con in California. Also, probably she only needs to speak the language to be featured at that showcase, so it doesn't even narrow down for certain
what country she's in.

>>31183285
Does she wear a hijab?

>>31183321
is dollar store Rosemi any good? I only really watch PC and indies nowadays

Erina is a 3rd worlder flip who doesn't even play games how the fuck did she get into phase connect?? And how the fuck does she have the most subs in gentoo when she's the least talked about in the general?

>>31183482
All me

>>31183482
>who doesn't even play games
And you do? I hope not. Games are fucking lame.

>>31183482
Best PC streams have either not been gaming streams or are gaming streams where they stopped playing the game.

>>31183482
the only prerequisite for becoming a vtuber is having an internet connection, and the only prerequisite for getting into Phase Connect is being mentally retarded and having a vagina. there's no requirement for knowing video games or anime

>>31183373
If you like sweet and comfy. Which I do. So yes.

>>31183611
>phase beat The Zatsudan Project at their own game

>>31183482
I don’t care. She adds to my happiness.

>>31182745
>>31182837
>>31182905
Yall joke about this but the day Remi turns up dead in a ditch with her body all mutilated and a carrot sticking out of her ass, you ain't gonna be laughing.

>accidently opened the native YouTube app
>got an add for WoW
Groomori is in my fucking internet wtf

>>31183863
by me?

>>31183641
You need to add "be Asian" to the list.

>>31183863
I'd probably laugh a bit, but I'd also be sad.

>>31182905
In her PL she mentioned that she leaves the house maybe once or twice a month and that's just to take care of errands and buy food.

>>31183285
>no bush
If she shaves her pubes can you even say she's Asian?

Lumi Trust

https://twitter.com/SeriesAi_Music/status/1560338738382774273

Pippa has made great progress getting over her social awareness. Past Pippa would have never done this.

>>31182835
I dont know shit about Malaysians so I dont know why thats a big deal.

>>31184995
Agreeing to be the 3D model for their collab with wonderai means there's a pretty good chance she's going to be doing this a quite a bit for a while I imagine.

>>31183482
>Kronii is a 3rd worlder gook who doesn't even play video games how the fuck did she get into hololive?? And how the fuck does she have the most subs in gentoo when she's the least talked about in general?

>>31181253
>someone asked her about turn based games and she asked "what kind of games are those?"
please tell me you are joking

>>31183373
She's a big fan of Castlevania 2.

>>31184995
LMFAO it's going to be fucking hilarious when she crashes and burns when all her lolcow shit starts coming out in more normie circles.

>>31181611
Yes.

>>31185999
1:25:40
https://youtu.be/F95PALq6RlQ

>>31186612
people will see her just fine
they will love it
you know this to be true
you know she is more entertaining than Pomu (I like Pomu too btw)

>>31187010
Pain.

>>31187173
>you know she is more entertaining than Pomu
Do phasecucks really believe this shit? Wow. Pippa has you brainwashed pretty good.

Is pippa a lolcow?

>>31187264
who the fuck is pomu?

>>31183482
>And how the fuck does she have the most subs in gentoo when she's the least talked about in the general?
The Emma effect. She lives in the SEA bubble.

>>31187286
Not with her own thread just yet, but soon.

>>31187264
yeah, very dedicated fanbase is what you mean
and it only keeps growing
go watch her or hate watch her
we both know you will

>>31187343
someone much more popular than pippa

>>31187873
good for her

I can't believe Yuri would say this
https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1560562996832677889

>>31187947
you are right
Pippa would also feel good for Pomu
they are very similar in a sense
just different paths

https://youtu.be/xqvIpdlleWc
Tenma Guerilla

Tenma news: Fishmen not allowed.

>>31188104
Oh shid
What she doin?

>>31188358
superchat reading...

Tenmas cute tiny feet cramped up from being in heels all day…

tenma should have headpat on all the time

>>31183482
4%

>>31183482
But she lives in Vancouver?
I cant dispute the seanigger claim but I know for a fact she is a leaf.

>>31188719
alt version

>>31183482
Obviously it was her voice.
Its a shame that thats she is good for.

>>31189114
She's also good for HAG SEX
SEX WITH HAGS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE 'EM
HAGS

>>31183482
>general
/pcg/ also barely talks about Tenma and she is the second most popular chuuba in Phase Connect. People /here/ are obviously going to have a very different taste than normies or even the general vtubing community.
/pcg/ really isn't really that big. For the longest time we only had like 40-50 regulars. The thread has grown a lot since the gen2 debuts but we are still at best only a hundred anons.
Just look at Pippa: she is the most popular girl /here/ and at best gets like 40-50 hardcore fans out of this general.

>>31189998
>/pcg/ also barely talks about Tenma
She's cute, I like her. Not much more to say. Her daki looks pretty sex.

>>31189998
Them not talking about my oshi is an absolute win, fuck all of you schizos, hands off.

>>31189998
>second most
I have news for you.

which member of pc is most likely to shoot up a school

>>31190307
Lia

>>31190307
Do any of them even go to school? Would they not shoot their workplace up instead?

>>31190405
you dont have to go to school to shoot one up

You heard Tenma: draw more ahegao

>>31189998
>second most
where is pippas 1.8k stream
where is pippas 50k subs

>>31189114
>Obviously it was her voice.
how the hell do so many SEA chuubas have such attractive accents

>>31190307
Hear me out. Uruka
She is the quiet kid.

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Tenma SC reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqvIpdlleWc

08:00 / 12:00 / 21:00 - Michiru Dark Souls 3
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

11:00 / 15:00 / 00:00 - Remi ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-eU3NwKd1U

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Lia Genshin
https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Diablo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oUL1YQqWmA

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Iori Fall Guys tournament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7ESJ5uYefc

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Lumi TW Warhammer 3 IE
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

16:00 / 20:00 / 05:00 - Yuri zatsu (possibly cancelled)
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina The Mortuary Assistant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl2IbgqJQJI

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl7LZvz5Gtc

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa vtuber zatsu with Depressed Nousagi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8NHkWEwOto

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Airi Erina Outlast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYo8_kefppY

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Hime Akira watchalong
https://discord.gg/phaseconnect

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Erina Airi Outlast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYo8_kefppY

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Remi toilet review
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>31190597
Cool, now do this quarter's average CCV (youtube certified).

>>31190784
cope

>>31190732
Uruka would die trying to construct a mailbomb before it ever came to that.
>>31190307
Lia. The other ones would either not do it or use other targets.
Tenma would probably shoot up her workplace if she got a gun.

Fishman is a coward, too scared to collab with the mighty Tenma

>>31190425
I feel like you just hate children / school in particular and are reflecting your personal issues onto other people in your life. Tell me, when and how did this tendency start?

>>31191089
Not at all, I hold nothing against children, nor the education system. I simply wanted to see if anyone thought ill of my oshi.

Wait what the fuck is this shit, why does the CEO sounds younger than the vtubers?!

>>31191227
Anon, I...

>>31191227
Ever noticed how all the girls in the company are young?
Remember how there was supposed to be 7 members of gen 2...
Let's just say Kevin isn't going to take graduations lightly.

I am watching the loomi vod... this gachi distance in the beginning
SHITTY BRAT TRYING TO MAKE ME LOVE HER

GACHI DISTANCE LOOMI
AAAAH STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOVE YOU

thank you /e/

>>31191445
>that black line covering up her vagoo
imagine not being a mesugaki with that model

>>31190307
Lumi, but after dumping half of the boys and radicalizing them into all shooting up the school on the same day, creating a battle royale deathmatch with police exclusion zones closing in on all sides. WInner has Lumi cook them a chicken dinner

>>31190307
There are only two candidates: Pippa and Yuri, because they're the only two ones with guns. And Yuri is a fucking leaf, so she doesn't have a genetic predisposition to shoot up schools.

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru is streaming Dark Souls 3

Looks like today's Overlap Connect will be 4 streams tall, with a chance of 5.

>>31191860
thx m8

>lumi says that genetically she is closer to scandinavians than germans
>I am scandinavian
WE ARE

>>31192017
Where'd she say that?

>>31192017
God, imagine breeding Lumi to make 6 foot 12 perfect viking warriors with thick beards and hands large enough to manually crush coffee beans.

>>31192076
last stream

>>31192076
her latest vod, she asked if she looked like a german, chat said yes and then she said that she is closer genetically to scandis. its like 25 minutes in perhaps

>genetically closer to scandi
>mom speaks Russian
You heard it here first, Lumi is a Balt.

Lumi needs to get off the fucking internet if she wants that family she always wanted. Go outside and have kids, retard.

michi is cute

>>31192244
She said she doesn't want to fill her womb until 30.

>>31192244
Go out where? To bars?

>>31192275
It won't be her choice to make.

>>31192275
My cute tard wife and her chromosomedivergent tard babies...

>>31192124
I have almost zero chest hair, I have like 20 hairstrands around both of my nipples and as much of a beard as a random chink
>>31192171
My grandfathers father or grandfathers grandfather was a 2+ metres tall Russian dude.
WE ARE
he was a fun dude, since he was so big he built some of his farm buildings on communal property and no one said anything since he was a big fucking bear. I think it was him that also traveled to america and felled redwood trees. My parents wanted to name me Nikolaj after him but they chickened out so I wouldnt get bullied by having a russian name

>>31192275
That's so retarded. The longer she waits, the more fucked up they'll be and the less you'll have.
Tick tock.

>>31192334
American moment

>>31192076
https://clips.twitch.tv/VivaciousThankfulPoultryDoritosChip-xd8pZFkjet3VZBic

>>31192357
>I have almost zero chest hair, I have like 20 hairstrands around both of my nipples and as much of a beard as a random chink
Swedish femboychama...

As long as Lumi doesn't race-mix, she'll be spared in the future, that's all I'll just say.

>>31192357
can i suck your cock
(you're gonna have to wear a maid costume)

>>31192357
Same. Having next to no body hair is nice.

>>31192443
What if she breeds with lizard men?

michi is streaming RIGHT NOW why aren't you watching?
being an eop is not an excuse

>>31192275
Sex and the City and its consequences were a complete disaster for the female species.

>>31192474
i am watching and she's being cute

>>31192474
I'm too miserable to even watch vtubers at the moment. ;_;

>>31192357
>>31192467
Lucky bastards...

Michiru is a great example of how an amazing design can still be a bad vtuber design. The parts of the design you see all kind of blur into one another.

Am I the only one here with chest hair? What is this, Tiktok or Asia?

>>31192357
hair in the front, hair in the back, hair in the middle, hair down low, hair on the sides, hair hair everywhere except the very top

>>31192512
watch the michi RIGHT NOW to feel better
>>31192588
but i love her design

>>31192606
Worst the most Asian country, Canada

>>31192523
People think I am around 18 years of age so I have the femboy genes, the globohomo should give me someone to breed with to give the world more femboys with
I am 31 years old

>>31192615
>>31192512
>>31192467
kill yourselves spoilerposting bloggers

>>31192656
Huh same.
It's actually pretty freaky how hard people around me are aging.

>>31192648
Ha. Sad but true

>>31190307
Lisa

>>31192606
No, I am very hairy.

Lumi said she's a centrist a while ago, yet calls herself "based". Like, based in Isreal? Only a radical centrist would make you mildly based, at best.

From a base of just 5 posts.
Getting better at pinpointing just when the thread starts to decide to lose its shit over absolutely nothing.

>>31192878
>trust

>>31192878
based / grounded in reality

>>31192878
Whe nshe said centrist she meant geographically. And as we all know, GMT is the centre of the Earth and right in the middle of that is Guinea Bissau.
Sorry Lumi bros, your oshi is black.

Lumi is a Jewess; in mind and soul.

>>31193036
So long as her body is bangable I don't care

>>31193062
No principles. No talent. No balls.

https://clips.twitch.tv/CreativePopularStapleOSkomodo-GcBzeX0ogLZn4qLI
How the fuck is your state so degenerate, calicucks?

>>31193127
>No balls.
I would hope she doesn't have 'em.

>>31192588
She could stand to have a better jacket but I still think her design is really pretty.

>>31193127
...Are women with balls your kinda thing?

>>31193173
You don't know these days.
>>31193200
Do you have dyslexia?

>>31193169
Lumi needs to come home to scandinavia

>>31193255
She'd be treated like a leper for not drinking.

>>31193290
What was the reason she doesnt drink again

>>31193290
Okay she can stay in america, she probably wont like our coffee too

Give me some lewd art of the Lumi. Give me your best.

>>31193290
>not drinking.
dropped, I'm disgusted

>>31193290
Anon
do you even know how fucking expensive alcohol is in scandinavia
few people can even afford to drink regularly

>>31193337
Literally autism, it's like a genetic fear of controlled substances.

>>31193364
It's not an obstacle for humans.

>>31193364
Then why do we have alcoholics camping outside the state run alcohol store every day if its too expensive

>>31193338
Rumao
>>31193337
>>31193363
>>31193412

Not the reasons you might think.
>natural heavyweight
>needs like a quarter to half a bottle to feel anything
>only gets sleepy
>sobers up within the hour
TL;DR: Genetic freak + doesn't like the empty calories.
She's probably got some dwarf blood in her or something.

>>31193484
dyrbi

>>31193484
Still is blasphemy to the only cultural heritage we were allowed to keep as Germans. Fuck her.

Fuck Lumi. Don't trust her. Goodnight, retards.

>>31193543
Accidentally trusted but did not fuck, please advise.

>>31193484
That's why god invented everclear.
But yes, extreme alcohol resistance makes drinking very expensive on a poor college chuuba budget. That's why cute girls get roofie laced drinks for free everywhere they go

>>31193602
Church, my son.

>>31193602
copious amounts of masturbation on adderal

>>31193438
>alcoholics
the same reason junkies always somehow find money to pay for drugs
the thing is i dont think people would get shunned for not drinking at least in my experience

>>31193642
>>31193673
Both of these at the same time.

>>31183195
and?

>>31193543
>Goodnight
A well deserved (early) rest to all our schizophrenic friends in Jakarta

Oh yeah, Lumi and Pips was talking about how religion is important to have. Can't wait for the conversion arc of Phase connect!

>>31193621
>spoiler
Brit (and Frog) fact #5: They've realized that you can skip the middle man and just roofie yourself.
One of the two main substances used for it can be synthesized from nutritional supplements or ordered from Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Not For Human Consumption chemical suppliers then converted to a more active form with a single retard-friendly step.
It's actually become a bit of an epidemic.
People that took too much have been known to get so horny they masturbated while being carried out on stretchers.

TL;DR: Frogs & Teas built way different.

>>31193805
Wallah habibi, time for our one and onlyy muslim corpo, praise be Sakanah!

>>31183641
Erina is probably the only mentally-sane Phase Connect girl and I'm surprised that she even hasn't been doxxxxxxxxxxed yet

>>31193972
This is definitely a kek wholesome moment. Hats off to you!

>>31189998
/pcg/ USED to talk about tenma all the time before the catalog newfags arrived here

I'm gonna force feed Lumi benadryl so she no choice but to face the hat man

>>31193805
Where/when did they say that?
Link?

>>31193972
Considering how bad the last Muslim vtuber corpo was/is...
>>31194030
Airi is plenty sane. Just overworked.

>>31194130
sorry i'm not a link fag. I think it's the mineycrafta collab?

>>31193972
certified bleedpost

Lumi is my scandi wife and together we will make scandi babies.

>>31194081
At least give me my leddit gold, greedy jew!

>>31194261
I'm all for it. If I can't have her, you can, brother.

>>31192275
>>31192371
If you wait until your 30s (or even 40s) to have children, there is a higher chance they'll have autism -- which means a higher chance they'll end up "based and redpilled", so to speak.

>>31193805
SOKKA GAKKEI ARC LET'S GOOO

>>31194339
Also down-syndrome. But hey, you can't win them all, right?

>>31194315
Lumi, your not le funny, alright? Leave it to the big doges, k?

>>31194091
yeah and now you have to hear me talk about my cute wife Airi

>>31194130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1560362252267651075
>this and her replies
panko is becoming more and more of a tease lately

>>31194494
Not everyone typing with exclamation marks is a girl on the other side of the screen! Keep in mind, it might always be a radical muslim~ LARPing as one to convert others to the good cause instead ;P

I like my retarded little sister Lia

>>31194807
Islam isn't a bad option. At least it treats f*males right.

>>31194807
How's sei doing lumi? is he eating his veggies?

>>31194855
it also treats kids right too

>>31194733
Panko horny time of the month???

>>31194855
One down~
>>31194882
Taking tren

>>31194733
this smug brat!

>>31195057
needs spanko!

Who would you mating press out of the phase connect girls? Personally, I'd go with Lumi.

>>31195226
yuri
no question

Did Lia ever extrapolate on the collab she is doing today?

>>31195265
And why is that?

>>31195226
Lia

>>31195275
Yeah, Lia is collabing with me and we are practicing mating press

>>31195226
Rie, but she is the one using her dick, not me

>>31183482
>muh games
Why do so many retards seem to think that vtuber companies are esport teams? Acting like sitting there and playing a bing bing wahoo isn't low effort content.

>>31195226
Uruka.
Oh my god, I don't think anyone has made me that fucking horny in my whole life.
Every fucking aspect of her is perfect.

>>31195306
the girl needs love badly
she has great legs
a little bit of pudge
would be grateful
sex voice
cuddling afterwards would be out of this world

>>31195226
Lia because she is confirmed a babe.

>>31192878
Centrist in freedom land is /pol/tier in the civilized world.

>>31186612
Not gonna lie, former Pippa supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Pippa crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this rabbit get the nuclear codes.

>>31195393
>>31195443
>>31195474
>>31195480
but would you give her the baby-making sauce?

>>31195426
it's not but I'd like to them at least be somewhat competent and be able to figure things out for themselves without asking chat the whole time

>>31195517
>Centrist in freedom land
The Center literally does not exist in Burgerland's two party system

>>31195602
yes
yuri would make a great mother to my children
i want at least 6

>>31195602
Dear god yes.
I want to spend my life with Uruka.
I would never not fill her with my seed.

>>31183482
my favorite vtuber is a sea who barely ever plays games.

>>31195602
I said Rie would use her dick. She would be giving it to me.

>>31195602
Absolutely. Lia would make a great Christian mother for my children.
And then after a few years, she would go too far crazy and drown our kids in the name of Christ like Andrea Yates, thus giving me a get out of jail free card to start over without kids

>>31195753
>>31195654
>>31195642
you guys are so wholesome
>>31195693
not you though

>>31195627
Interpolation.

>>31195753
SHUT UP IDIOT!

>>31195933
Lia shouldn’t you be in bed you’re supposed to get up for a stream in a couple hours

>>31195226

>>31186612
>>31195563
AAAAAIIIIIIEEE TWO MORE WEEKS ANTI BROS

THEN PIPKIN PIPPA WILL BE FINALLY DEFEATED

>>31196065
I'm a 20 year old male with a hairy chest. How do you feel right now?

>>31196163
Those damn asians love them presses, am I right?

>>31196227
Fuck off Rie

>>31196227
That is actually something lia would spit out when caught

>>31196227
>20
are you sure you are not supposed to do fingerpainting right now instead of posting on 4chan?

>>31196308
good thing everyone except pippa and panko is asian in Phase Connect

>>31196316
>>31196319
>>31196334
You'd be disappointed if we met up irl. I'm sorry to say.

panko status?

>>31196454
>You'd be disappointed if we met up irl. I'm sorry to say.
this is also something lia would say

This tangent was wild.

>>31196488
anon
there were like 100 wild tangents in the stream
one screenshot does not narrow it down by much

>>31196488
The entire stream was wild

>>31196554
look at chat for context.

So who from gen1+invaders still hasn’t collabed with gentoo?

>>31196454
I think I'd want to stick something up where the sun don't shine if we met up, son.

>>31196482
Yeah man, I'll cosplay as Lia when we do

>>31196633
What you talkin' about, boy?

>>31196640
Sorry lia im meeting up with airi that day. Maybe you can hit up Uruka

>>31196732
Sorry. I don't date products of incest.

>>31196841
ok lia, explain this

>>31195517
That Euro shit take is so out of date that I wonder if it has ever been true.

>>31196891
That's photoshopped.

>>31196984
ok lia well explain this

>>31197015
Go eat a bagel or something

>>31197156
Cant im on keto, know my pain

>>31193337
Why would you drink that poison? Has never helped a single person, but ruined billions of people.

>>31196608
i think just pippa, loom, and uruka.
uruka might have and i just missed it

>>31196457
very cute and loves giving us kisses!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kuUx95_B4wI

>>31197262
she really get cuter by the day
thank you anon!

>>31196457
Clean and well groomed

>>31197427
good to hear that she takes care of herself
thank you anon!

>>31195517
Look from a euro POV, that dont matter because im a EU
The democrats old guard are practically dixies and lets the republicans walk all over them and dictate political discussions
The democrat establishment are hand in hand with the republican establishment
The “move” right is just a break from the republican establishment and nothing else

>>31197015
https://files.catbox.moe/61mz76.mp4
It's all in your mind anon

>>31196488
i really really really hope lia does a part 2 next week.

>>31197537
that's asheleague

>>31197497
Politics is gay. Stop caring.

Where did all the usual bearposters go? Please come back.

>>31197834
Where did the blue bear go? Please come back.

>>31197834
>>31197857
we are currently all moving into rock4

>>31197857
Uruka not being the last stream of the day does bad things for my autism

>>31197834
they abandoned her for gentoo

>>31197857
she is too busy spilling the bean on discord about fishman being into girl farts

What do you guys like and/or hate about the blue bear?

>>31198272
her voice is too deep

>>31198272
honestly, i don't find her entertaining by herself + i dont care about musical chuubas. she is usually very good in collabs tho

>>31198272
I don't use discord

there's something wrong with my blue bear

>>31198272
she's good in her little niche of being an awkward girl-next-door zatsu streamer, and her jokes are funny sometimes but has next to nothing going for her outside that
which is not necessarily a problem, but kind of meh if you ask me. low growth potential

>>31198272
Like
>her speech mannerisms
>she is polite even when chat does something clearly stupid and she pauses to not say the instant rude thing that has clearly come to mind.
>good singing, music streams are comfy
dislike
>she is completely dogshit at games
Shes a pretty cute girl overall, i dont really understand why people say she has a deep voice its pretty normal

>>31198272
I liked watching her vods before bed or when I just want to chill out.

>>31198272
She is an often nervous musical prodigy. Take that as you will.

What the fuck does menhera mean

>>31198650
Sexy

>>31198650
mental health/mentally ill

Ok. What do you guys think of Tenma? What can she do better? What is she good at?

Erina and Uruka would be an interesting music collab
>>31198650
its just mental illness, its the japanese version of saying you are acting schizo, crazy, or depressed

>>31198703
>Tenma
I like her alot she is incredibly entertaining
>what can she do better
collabs, though this is more of a location issue her fucking ping must be 1000. Her singing needs work
>What is she good at
she is very good with chat interaction , the TTS is very amusing and she is able to roll with very BAD jokes made by chat and make them good.

>>31198703
I don't care for Tenma. I don't find her funny or entertaining and her voice filters me.

I know she is the most important to Phase Connect and the 2nd hardest working in the company so I kneel to her.

>>31198849
>>31198907
And Pippa? Like or hate?

>>31198703
I like Tenma herself, but don't really enjoy her streams all that much.
The ratio of her just playing a game with not much going on to interesting stuff happening is a bit too low for me, so I mostly watch her in collabs or clips.

>>31199102
I dislike that the content that I liked from here is probably going to become less common as she gets larger.

>>31198703
>What do you guys think of Tenma?
Very good at being ride-or-die hell-or-highwater fuck-you-we-doing-this levels of unerringly unflinchingly uncompromisingly consistent in stream quality mood scheduling and show-up time.
She's missed a single stream and had not a single bad one ever.
She's also fairly funny.
> What can she do better?
Read regular chat more. Lean a bit more into the obscure game side of things. Branch out genre-wise. Lean a bit less into your mom jokes.
Do a tiny bit more than just gaming while she games. Quaff dat tangent juice.
> What is she good at?
See above. Also shutting down politics HARD every single time Pipis try to get rowdy.
Also bouncing off (super)chat messages she gets. Adore just how good her upbeat energy is and how she manages to come across as both lusty and classy in a perfectly balanced way.

>>31199448
That's not just a Pippa thing though, right? Am I wrong in thinking that?

I think Tenma is a great creator and person. But, I don't like her voice, so that's on me.

>>31199102
>Pippa
She borders on podcasting which makes sense because most of her youtube/streamer idols are just people who ramble and commentate on current events or current state of games she doesnt play.
>like
excellent chat interaction, is good at bullshiting a conversation, and commentates on what she knows but is willing to listen if she is incorrect. The "angry" responses are very clearly played up to be funny or banter.
>dislike
It is incredibly boring to watch her play videogames because she isnt good at anything. She might know of concepts or mechanics that bleed over into every genre but its clear shes has always leaned more towards social games which she has admitted to (mmorpgs) which is completely fine. I know the meme is that she is autistic but she actually has very strong social skills within an online setting.

>>31199102
Me on the left, Pippa on the right.

>>31199806
be lesbians, dads

>>31199806
who the fuck is that? (pardon my french)

>>31199806
Eat the spaghetti!

>>31199517
The degree of which it makes a difference really depends on the type of content the streamer does. Gamers/artists can generally keep doing similar content with a faster chat and bigger audience, but I don't think things like book club streams will really work at all. Even the style of her "react" content has had to change a lot.

>>31199877
hi tourist

>>31198272
>Like
'She speaks in an incredibly fascinating way. She comes across as someone who is perpetually lost but finds her way back anyway through dogged persistence. She's very courteous even when her chat is horrendous (which is always). Overall just very warm and welcoming personality.
>Dislike
Her singing is actually improving though it feels like she somewhat over-relies on old skills and innate talent somewhat too much.
Maybe I'm projecting but I see a lot of my own musical career in her.
Girl has karaoke as a major cornerstone of her content so she really needs some INTENSE singing lessons to break the rut.
Needs to wrangle her chat more.

>>31200012
Hello

>>31199877
>>31200081
it doesnt matter she had to get a job so she cant ever stream

>>31199877
pipkin pippa
a pretty big name in phase connect

>>31199841
>>31199806
Bea is great because she had an apocalyptic-level yab that can sink careers for just even just being hinted at in other situations but got nothing but amused nods before people went on with their business.
Alas.
The biggest Yab is, of course, the existence of life behind the screen.

Very well, not to Lia and Lisa. Like and hate of each?

>>31200217
>bea yab
im still doing reps on her, im guessing she's married?

>>31200217
And then you have dads who anti Lumi because she gets to talk to Bea more often than they do.

>>31200395

>>31200427
Is that really a thing?
>>31200395
Nothing so pedestrian.

>>31196457
Super sweet. I'm going to give her a supa when she returns because shes being so cute and liking my replies.

>>31200464
Very much like Pippa, huh.

>>31200563
good to hear
thank you anon!

>>31200599
>thank you anon!
Panko...

>>31200521
>Is that really a thing?
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/28280525/#28330203

>>31200666
Don't be weird to girls.

>>31200464

>>31200696
I............... by all the saints.
Maybe a big reason I don't gosling for Lumi is because of how much she reminds me of my mother including the part where she just picks up random haters just for existing in the same general area.

>>31200899
Did your mom also have you at 30 is that hwy youre into vtubers

>>31200760
its all anon so it doesnt matter panko

>>31200899
Yo, hook me up with your mom she sounds very submissive and breedable.

>>31200947
22 actually.
>>31200990
Nubile hag is the new meta get with the times.

Lumi is VERY breedable, but at what cost?

>>31197185
>keto
lol, he thinks he won't jojo

>>31191860
Love me some Michi

>>31201060
Lying

How do you rank the girls in terms of fertility?

>>31201085
Im on week 9.
the biggest issue is i keep forgetting to eat food and i fall asleep

>>31201025
>>31200990
But yes she's very submissive and bratty. My dad was drinking with friends once and she kept mouthing off so he gave her one Look and went "I see you're quite tired. Go to bed". Cue pouting, eye fluttering and a *quick* jaunt to the bedroom. Dad's very tolerant but you don't mess with his evenings.

>>31201124
Is this a joke?

>>31201157
why would this be a joke?
answer the question anon

>>31200899
/p*on/ is what /yah/ would look like if Bea didn't have a spine.

>>31201250
Pippa 7/10
Lumi9/10
Yuri8/10

>>31201267
Their endgame is definitively ritual suicide. There's no other way.
K has created a monstrosity that is wildly out of control.

>>31201309
i would give yuri a 10
just based on the fact that her womb screams every stream that she needs to be impregnated

>>31201386
Really? nice

>>31201309
>>31201386
>risk of miscarriage
>one period in 5 months

Daughterwife ASMR
https://youtu.be/h-eU3NwKd1U

>>31201500
oh

>>31200578
Pippa did nothing wrong.
She's a perfect, sweet, toothless angle.

>>31201532
Shiina is gonna seethe at this GFE

I really dislike the way Lumi tweets. It's so insincere, that it becomes funny.

>>31201532
I thought she said she was only gonna do that stuff on twitch

>>31201839
WEMI SEX

>>31201807
Just stare her down, tell her she's tired and to go to bed.

>>31200521
>Is that really a thing?
no, they have shitposters in their thread that say lumi talks with bea while on hiatus and they bait with that, this generating "lumi antis"
in reality beatani talks to anyone just as much if they're not clingy schizos

remi has some feedback on her mic or something
sounds like I have tinnitus

>>31202178
My question wasn't "are the schizos right" my question was "do these schizos actually exist".

That motorcycle fucking kek. Thank you wemi

>>31201149
Ur mom sounds great

>>31202241
>do these schizos actually exist
like one and he mostly does it because people reply to him

>>31202267
She is and aside from me all her kids turned out amazingly successful and healthy.

>>31202241
yeah but you never know if they're doing it to fuck with people

>>31202336
If that's not a 5 star review to breed Lumi, nothing is

I like Wemi’s cute mouth bweathing.

Phase Connect Fertility Ratings in order from most fertile to least:

Panko
Erina
Uruka
Lumi
Michiru
Nasa
Iori
Yuri
Lia
Remilia
Airi
Shiina
Pippa
Tenma

>>31202399
Would you be interested in a three way with Lumi? We can share.

my dick gets massively erect whenever michi says "bonfire lit"

>>31202440
Spending all day pumping Tenmas tiny OL lolibaba body full of my sperm knowing it will all be for naught because her eggs have slowly withered away over the years and her womb is nothing but a barren desert of dust and lost opportunities

>>31202440
The baby coming out as a retarded hillbilly doesn't translate to Pippa being infertile.

>>31202440
>Airi
>Not fertile

>>31202440
That's a very respectable list that I can agree with.

>>31202544
pippa is from cali she just moved to the south.

>>31202572
I want to suck the boob sweat out of Airi's tie.

>>31202440
Why is Panko the most fertile, explain?

>Remi is in her closet again doing asmr
cute