/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Vshojo EN HATE

https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1558920924602286082

Zen isn't a male nor a female just a kid.

>>30838764
This is what she gets for not streaming today

なずtan is my actual 妻
my actual, unironic 妻
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that なずtan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
なずtan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic 妻, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずtan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずtan is my actual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずtan is my 妻" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

Soda live but skipping LOTR watch party for this week
otherwise watch Aethel I guess

Good morning I love ironmouse

Alright. Everyone step aside because I have here the one true ultimate VShojo lore power tier list. If you disagree then you're wrong.

>>30838947
too early connor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLblZXLrDEM
Cute.

i miss the old days

>>30838830
>for this week
lotr is the new botw

>>30838975
she went all out in that stream

>>30838830
That's nice, but are there any VShojos live?

I wish Mouse would just be honest about the fact she's soap-opera-tier in love with Monke. It's so patently obvious yet she continues to tsundere about it.

>>30838975
Oh man I forgot about her going fucking nuts for a while

>>30838789
fuck off wife schizo

>>30839182
That’d scare him off

>>30839103
read the fucking OP

>>30839182
never going to happen. They are only going to be bros. Corpse is a more likely candidate for her

>>30838947
Same too bad she's not live

>>30839103
Sweetie this thread is /vsj+/

>>30839182
MEDS NOW! ONLY BROS!

God I wish Silver would just bite my ear

>>30838963
why doesn't mouse have a tokusatsu skin yet

>>30838975
>tfw I know what the make the bread meme does but connor doesnt
But how does that even happen

>>30839300
she does, she just either forgot or refuses to use it for some reason

>>30839300
She does. She's just never used it.

>>30839182
>soap-opera-tier
This is it, this is the exact way to describe it.

>>30839358
>>30839371
wtf cute I thought it was just a shitpost

Mel going to be streaming on Twitch later. 6 CST https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1558924589274726402

I love vei

>>30839182
You WILL endure 300 more chapters of will-they-won't-they and you will like it.

>>30839259
Corpse dating Mouse would fucking obliterate his entire audience, but I do admit they'd be a good pair.
>both have a history of chronic illness
>both (apparently) have a hispanic/latino background (corpse's could be a rrat)
>both have health conditions that majorly affect their voices

>>30838581
>There's no known streams planned for later today
Anon, Mouse talked repeatedly about streaming today if her internet allows it. And Aethel confirmed a Vein Gang collab is happening later.

>>30839214

>>30839538
lol schizo in a cult i fuck ur wife

>>30839475
>corpse has a condition that made his voice deeper
>mouse has a condition that deleted her lower register
keit-ai tier shit

>>30839484
At least she dodged among us. This lobby is looking real shit

>>30839182
I'm she's pretty much doing everything to make it quite obvious, she fucking died at his sight in both Bubi and Connor on her anniversary video, she often puts the Tsun act when he's not around, but lately she has calls him cute like a lot, she giggles a fuck ton whenever he's around. And the obvious shit ever, her saying she doesn't believe in labels (like bf & gf) but saying that the closest person to her heart is something like that.

At this point, she tries to scream it but she knows she can't do anything about it, cause she fears rejection and the last thing she would want is to be a hassle to him.

>>30839557
Keyfags are mentally ill
Please understand anon

>>30839585
meds. She only thinks of him as one of her many friends.

>>30839629
I just hate when they call others schizos it pisses me off kurosai

>>30839556
I forget what fucked up Mouse's specifically but I remember hearing that in Corpse's case his chords are deteriorating from vomit

I love Silver and wish to fondle her ears

kardashians level gossip in here.

>>30839420
Oh good, she's going to finish up her birthday stream. Also, that's some good Mel ass.

>>30839657

>>30838581
I will marry a shin'eitai.

>>30839676
He has some other shit too, I don't remember what, but I remember some twitter chick schizo putting all his fucking medical history.

>>30839688
This isn't gossip. Or are you so autistic you actually can't tell when someone is in love if they don't explicitly say so?

>>30839688
Go back to sitting on your dildo Zenbro

>>30839629
>>30839557
about as schizo as her after her 30 minute rant against riajuus earlier

>>30839676
that's the GERD yeah

>Nazuna does literally nothing today except spend 5 hours having fun and bring up that she is her fans girlfriend every 10 minutes
>she then spends an hour happily telling her fans about how madly in love with them she is on twitcast and how much she loves her kaigai gachikoi
>
>meanwhile, multiple schizoposters start arguments about her in every related thread, as well as creating several bait threads
Why are they worse NOW than they were when she was actually first confirmed as fucking joining Vshojo in the first place, I just want to at least understand with their heads are at with this

>>30839673
Their working on it
Mental illness isn’t cured over night

>>30839676
Mouse was a lung infection that decimated her lower register

Zenbros what do we think of the new Halloween costume?

>>30839703
>i hate the cute new kouhai posters
>i hate the cute new kouhai posters

>>30839779
It's MK ultra code speak to me specifically she saw my message and is saying back. It's not really love, like you'd think, but it's a pretty nice brofist heck yeah thanks for the update.

>nyan does the "pissing all by yourself handsome" thing to athel

>>30839676
mouse has MAC which is something you basically can only get if your immune system is fucked up like hers. It's the primary cause of most of her problems, CVID just opened the door for it

>>30839779
I will never understand why keyfags think that their streamer blatantly and cynically baiting vulnerable lonely mentally ill men for money is actually a good thing

>>30839688
You're right, lets talk about the ongoing VShojo streams instead.

>>30838764
UOOOOOOH CYBORG CUNNY

>>30838963
>No Endless Sexathon Maximum Corruption Ironmilf
Anon I'm disappoint.

>>30838963
>LIVE Hime Hajime
KEK
It's perfect, good shit anon.

>>30839782
>riajuus
Riajuus?
>>30839676
Oh god
OHFUCK
ITS ALL MAKING SENSE NOW
My whole live acid reflux
and now I puke some mornings almost randomly
I feel you corpse
I feel you nazuna
I get you mouse
I sympathize
How do you guys do it, through the health issues? I am bedridden sometimes half the morning. Haven't been able to stream. I act tough infront of everyone. I have to be tough, for everyone who weak

>>30839850
what?

>>30839924
I love Mouse looks like an older powered up version of herself while Bubi looks the exact same

>>30839475
wtf why the both being ill would mean they would make a good pair?

can't wait for comfy mouse minecraft soon

>>30839883
Because she's literally me but a girl and i want to do the same thing? These men would otherwise jack off to or on you for FREE violating you.

>>30839996
Enjoy your Connor/Aethel/Nyan hangout while Mouse says 1 thing every 30 minutes

>>30839971
Riajuu is the japanese word for normalfags. People who have normal lives with girlfriends and good jobs and stable personalities etc

>>30838830
That watch party will never happen. Vei will never commit to it.

>>30839986
Bubi is already perfect.
I would love if he had some king looking suit or a knight look, whatever it fits better.

>>30839974
Silence
Silence
Silence
>>30840065
Oh yeah I get it
nazuna understands even if we ever met hit it off and dated we'd menhera break up anyway. This is why she's like t his with her chat. her chat wont leave her like her bfs

>>30839987
lmao I was gonna say, anon wasn't thinking that one through. I cant imagine stacking up on the illnesses being a good idea

>>30840067
She’s the one that wants to do it though. It was her idea.

>>30839883
>vulnerable lonely mentally ill
That's her.

>>30840162
>She’s the one that wants to do it though.
Okay?

>>30839779
Because only the fucked up ones are left

Yeah she has a disease. MLT. As in massive latina titties and my load is the cure.

>>30840210
And she loves Lotr.

>>30840176
That's what they call "kayfabe", actually. After the stream turns off, she becomes the happy and outgoing Mii-chan who has a lot of friends and a cute twink boyfriend.

>>30840254
>And she loves Lotr.
Okay?

>>30839971
>How do you guys do it, through the health issues?
I don't have anything quite on the level of my chuubas (unless I try to stretch a bit) but ultimately it's a mix of "I've still got shit I want to live for" and "I need to learn how to take care of myself before I run out of people who can do it for me"

>>30840246
Connor please stream

>>30839585
I just assume she is happy that he makes time to hang out with her and talk to her almost everyday off stream. she even said that she is surprised that he goes out of his way to hang out with her once every week even though he is really busy with work related shit

>>30840246
>curing her BLTs
the fuck anon?

>>30840246
its too early for this connor

>>30840267
Are you capable of saying anything other than “okay?”

>>30839987
>>30840109
Bonding through similar experiences and having someone who understands what thry're going through

>>30839795
All zenbros killed themselves due to the lack of streams

>>30840279
I try to take care of myself but a lot of people are mean to me on a consist ent basis you guys call them anti's here, I have those. Dealing with those and health issues is tough sometimes. I don't have enough spoons for it all.

>>30840246
connor you promised mouse you would go on a 1 on 1 minecraft date with mouse. She found all of those spots on the map just for the both of you goddammit

>>30840353
Yeah, I am capable of understanding the nature of flaky women.

>>30840414
I just want a virtual women to creep on me then cuddle me afterwards instead of a man for once I hate femboy life

>>30840373
I'm the last zenfag? Finally my oshi it's all mine
She needs me and I need her

>>30840485
Please say NTA so he doesn’t think the same person is responding to him

>>30840485
>>30840538
It's too late, femboy.

>>30840369
That makes for a good bond over friendship, not a good romantic pair, dingus. That's why they are good friends, and they support their work. I assume, if someone has a crippling illness, they would most likely search for someone that can help them, or they don't look for anyone at all.

>>30840402
>Spend time planning out minecraft dates for your not bf
>He brings along his boyfriend aethel with him anyway

>>30839404
Like all Artgun models, it has been thrown away because the girls have shit taste.

>>30840538
Please stop creeping on my ip bro the reason i fucking schizo post so hard some times is to freak out you Ip watchers

>>30840600
It's a 3D model so naturally Mouse wasn't going to use it often
In fact I don't think she's used a 3D model (outside of VR) since before getting the sentai model

>>30840590
I think he got the message on the last stream lmao, seeing how much she searched for places only for the both of them and he was fucking around with Aethel and Nyan

It's cute how autistic mouse is in Minecraft I want more Minecraft

>>30840600
Artgun's models look like shit, he is just an amazing rigger

>>30839924
Wait where is this shot from?

>>30840710
Why would Mouse be upset about Connor playing with Aethel and Nyan last time, when she was the one who wanted to see if they wanted to all play together?

>>30840926
hot steamy sexathon patreon exclusive

>>30840531
Actually her penis is mine

>>30840974
They never went to her places, she basically marked almost half of the map with interesting shit to explore with him.

>>30840710
Nah she thinks it's cute when he fucks around like a boomer

>>30840974
Source? Mouse and Nyan seemed pretty indifferent, it was Aethel and Connor that kept reading their chats telling them to join calls

Nyanners has a unique voice

What illness does Vei have again?

>>30840926
The Racequeen Mel lore video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77k2-ZpJq6w

>>30841261
heatwave

>>30841261
ADHD

>>30841261
Living in Britain

>>30841288
I'm going to have sex with milf Mouse.

>>30841261
Europeans are diying

>>30841024
I thought that big mushroom fortress they kept going on about, was one of her landmarks. If it wasn't, that sucks then.
>>30841060
I don't have the timestamp but it was when they were preparing to check out Aethel and Nyan's castle. Connor asked Mouse if they should hit them up to play and Mouse responded that she wanted to see if they were interested in playing together.

Aethel who'd Hime

https://youtu.be/zCl29V_THkk
https://youtu.be/zCl29V_THkk
https://youtu.be/zCl29V_THkk
lol

>>30841494
Who
>>30841418
They were both Nyan's

https://twitter.com/haruka_karibu/status/1558932878775435265

>>30841533
Wait nono, they only went into one of Mouse which was the Amethyst guy.

>>30841113
It's changed a lot over the years too.

pls dont take my funny rrat schizo posting too seriously i do it to put a smile on my face so i imagine others smile at it too

- sincerely a menhera who wishes you all the best in your careers

>>30841558
americans so used to mutilation they don't recognise an intact donger.

>>30841529
Now that was a meme

>>30841660
Haruka is Canadian
Also she's just really bad at recognizing sex things

>>30841631
i KNEW nazuna posters were joking

>>30841716
That's why mind breaking Haruka would be incredible

>>30841677
all me btw but unironically

>>30841736
only half joking its complicated i kinda unravelled a time travel conspiracy but its ok theyre good guys and your friends

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>30841529
Shows how irrelevant we are when the only people making content out of / VT/ won't even acknowledge our existence even after taking the two most popular members of holo.

whats a deadbeat
is it a fan who quit being a fan or what
only term i didnt understand via lurk sorry

>>30841891
And that's a good thing.

>>30841896
Mori fans are the deadbeats

>>30841896
mori fan

>>30840590
it was funny how connor came across starite by complete accident wheras mouse has been searching for it nonstop

whoever made ultimate shitpost song thank you i was puking all morning but now im happy laughing and smiling :) funny as fuck
>>30841891
We're literally the entire structure of the video
It's mocking us indirectly the guy saw the nazuna and vhsojo threads the past 2 days and got inspired

>>30841896
dunno

>>30841891
I know, I thought we were the controversial chubbas.

>>30841954
>>30841966
Oh ok. so liek snackers. I am the most intelligent snacker i am el calvo forme blanco tier

>>30841891
It was about tribalfaggotry. We're antitribal, all chuubas will eventually join VShojo.

Jesus fucking christ I'm the potaro fusion of fillian and nazuna but with a penis.
I have a PENIS.
Why am I like this send an schizo ambulance?

>>30840082
You mean like
https://youtu.be/JlCiYJm9x94?t=1165

Athel's stream is making me wish I were dead

>>30842130

>>30842197
Mouse scares me. does she like, uh, red gem stones?

>>30841891
and thats a good thing, less schizos and retards for us

>Lesbians finding out what dick are

>>30841288
God I really can't stomach the girls' voice acting. At least Mouse and Nyan put some effort and sound decent (unless of course they try and voice act in Japanese)
But Mel (and some of the others) just sound the same as usual in their lore videos. I don't really mind how they sound normally, but for some reason when it comes to the lore videos it makes me cringe. I can't explain why.

>>30842130
take more meds or less meds

>>30842331
my toaster can't be this dumb...
it's just a joke, haha, right?

>>30842160
yeah kinda

>>30841891
Good, being shown alongside Holofags would be embarassing.

What are seaniggers(doesnt seem to be the weird european guys) and anti zhang and nijibeggar?
I havent learnt these terms yet yes im new to /vt/ shamelessly asking cus i wouldve learnt by now otherwise

>>30842503

>>30842566
Can u just give me a glossary of all terms used in this video https://youtu.be/zCl29V_THkk im retarded and listening to it on repeat trying to understand im on hour 2

>>30840082
Well Bubi is someone who likes to fight with his body, no weapons or armor.
I sometimes imagine him fighting almost completely naked, so that everyone can observe and admire his "magnificent" body and to not get his clothes dirty

>>30842503
SEA = Southeast Asia
Zhang = Chinese
Nijibeggar = holocel insult for Niji fans

>>30842365
porn acting
you just gotta imagine they're about to fuck at any given moment

>>30842503

>>30841896
>>30842503

>>30842651
oh so seanigger does just mean the weird duki skinned race
>zhang
>chinese
never heard this one
what the fucks a niji is it like a nazuna or a filian
>>30842708
hey man someone told me sorry im dumb

>>30842919
tabs

>>30842876
Niji is Nijisanji, the vtuber company you might have heard of

>>30842919
kizuna isnt a vtuber
shes a miku
know what i mean?

How many meds do I need to stop taking to want to samefag falseflag using the grand crime of not knowing common /vt/ terms?

>>30843014
>grand crime of not knowing common /vt/ terms?
lets be real
only real crime i committed here
also self delete doesnt work on /vt/?

shin'eitai, how do we further expand her harem?

>>30842999
Anon Kizuna AI literally started the term "vtuber"

>>30843219
dont give a fucking shit shes so corporate and fake shes in the "miku" stage of vtubers
hololive and vshojo are stage 2 historically speaking

>>30843255
>the "miku" stage of vtubers
This doesn't exist
Kizuna AI is the original stage of vtubers

Miku and Vocaloid is something entirely, entirely different

>>30843366
vtuber has evolved
it is not virtual youtuber anymore
of which the kizuna/miku/vocaloid/mmd generation is from
they are distanced doesnt feel real

the gen 2 vtubers the time travellers made with vshojo is way better true vtuber

>>30843158
she needs to do something to attract more western lesbo 2views
it's kind of an unexplored market for her

Yummy tummy

>>30843441
Do you know what Vocaloid is?

>the time travellers made with vshojo
...
What?

>>30843502
Do enbies count

>>30843529
only if you have a vagina

>>30841113
voice range anon, she's voice acting during each of her streams.

>>30843529
no dicks allowed (exception made for mr kiryu)

>>30843612
no

>>30841891
vshojo isn't tribal, it may as well just be an indie clique
hell we're probably the only thread on the board with a "+" concept

>>30843517
yes

>>30843707
do u guys accept femboy applications?

>>30843839
show bussy first

>>30843645
Even so, it's hard to replicate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcQoWEkByfw

This girl also had trouble w/ Ironmouse and Veibae, for what it's worth

>>30843517
>>30843796
A little disappointed Froot hasn't given us Summer Froot again

>>30843839
sorry we're full

>>30843896
What if you've already flicked your bean to it probably, no time to explain find me at the usual spot?

>>30842372
Zen is joking
Haruka is not

I know it's not an original thought but I REALLY want to fuck Mouse.
Something about how much of a bratty, kinky latina she can be really gets me going.

>>30844043
just kill someone wtf easy solution i can think of 5 more schizophrenic solutions for u? why can't just 1 more of my tulpas be another vshojo? like 3 of them are already...

>>30843707
Fucking Girl DM is in the video

Geega is playing on the VShojo server right now.
She's building next to Zen to get taxed

>>30844346
I love this lolibaba

>>30844301
>random /lig/ member he probably watches out of 300
what's your point? it's one guy's video

>>30844346
She needs a new model now

I love her

>>30843991
She did but twitch banned nipples

>>30842919
There's a reason she's called "Ai" and in "Ai'd love to fuck her until she becomes so retarded she forgets how to shit properly". That's what it stands for yep.

>>30844554
just found it funny that like the blandest /lig/ is in a tribal video

>>30843255
Ai antis? In my /vsj+/?

>>30844741
I've said that about a lot of as109 drawings

>>30844727
It's not Froot's fault that her pierced nipples show through her top

>>30844727
>twitch banned being cold
fucked up honestly

>>30844839
im not an anti just not a fan and i like the new stuff more also i heard some dumb shit about kizuna nft

>>30844915
It was a very important design choice

>>30844995
Hmm
Ah whatever those glasses are nice

>>30844839
Yes, she's the reason all corpo chuubas are fucking whores

>>30844995
I mean, you are allowed to not like NFTs and people who promote them but you can also be a fan of someone's work and / or at least realize their impact and contribution to the grander vtuber industry. Ai pretty much started it all. Our beloved western horses wouldn't be here without her probably.

>>30845208
>all
Did you tab into the wrong thread? There's a bait thread out there for you right now. I promise.

>>30845027
CRITICAL! They were a critical design choice. Also, Froot nipples are cute.

>>30845248
lol miku did more for vtubin she was prototype vtuber kizuna is miku clone

>>30845317
>muh bait

mouse acts just like nyan with aethel when she is with connor. I will not take my meds

>>30845561
theyre tulpas

>>30845561
meds now!

>>30845561
and grass is green

>>30845561
I prescribe you meds

>>30845561
I like when she giggles because of him being retarded

>>30845561
aethel and nyan are just bros

>>30845956
This but unironically

>>30845956
reminder that there are people reading this thread right now who were saying this unironically during the sultry wistful late night stream dates they did together

>>30845956
finally, some common sense around here

>>30838963
i cant stop laughing at this.

>>30839182
Mouse has already said shell never fuck up and reveal if she's actually in a relationship like nyan did, and I get the feeling Connor won't either. The Dr.K stream was proof enough she's already wanted to have some kind of relationship with someone but fears being a burden, and the person she's currently talking to has said they're perfectly alright with all of her issues and treats her totally normal, basically everything she said described connor to a T. Because she's described connor the exact same way on stream several times. It's more likely they already have something going on but they'll never talk about it publicly cause they don't want it to become a big thing. They want at least some measure of privacy. When it's like this, people will always be able to believe "well maybe they're not dating, maybe they ARE just super super duper best friends" despite it being obvious, because it at least leaves them a little wiggle room to work with because they've never made it official.

God I honestly want to see the day when either
>Connor and Mouse become a couple and go public with it
>Connor or Mouse get in a relationship with someone else and it become public knowledge

If any of those two ever happen, is going to be one of the most hilarious and best(and worst) days in /vsj+/

>>30845956
yep, just bros

>>30846167
all of the meds. Mouse never hinted at anything romantic during the interview, she just expressed her lack of trust with others and fear of getting close with people. Connor only sees mouse at most as a bro and already said he would only be interested in someone that isn't in his field (streamer/youtuber).

>>30846167
Finally someone who understands

you're worse than women

>Geega filled Zen's hole
Their relationship is developing too fast

>>30846363
You say this as if you can magically control who you fall in love with

>>30846380
>>>/r9k/

>>30839182
they can never be together, anon. Even if Mouse or Connor are in love with each other, making this relationship official is pointless. Mouse would just tether Connor without physical love (I'm not talking only about sex). She would never do that.

>>30846325
The most realistic outcome is that connor says that he is in a relationship with someone, but leaves it at that to keep his private life out of the public eye. Mouse remains single, and hangs out with connor a lot less but they still remain friends.

>>30846453

>>30845362
Miku was part of the progression for sure, but Ai turned it from virtual singers to people behind virtual avatars. It's okay to say they both had big impacts.

Uhhh guys? Where did all the shipsisters come from? Is it because of the upcoming rat pack double date tonight?

>>30846526
Skinniest Vshojo Viewer

>>30846167
It's kinda weird where they stand, if they are something, kudos to them, because keeping that shit on secret (I mean they being actually a couple, because every time they are together there's a big ass elephant in the room). I mean, we are nobodies to pry on their private life.
If they have feelings for each other, it would make a shitton of sense, I mean no shit a lot of people give shit to Mouse by being too obvious but c'mon Connor is kinda on the same vein, he doesn't leave Mouse side, and he clearly has quite the soft spot for her, it's worrying that a man like him would be that whipped to a friend or going so far for somebody.

But the true ship stands between ConnorXContent.

>>30846586
List BMI and resting heart rate

>>30846558
Aethel and nyan are being cute, it activates the shippers

>>30846363
Connor's 99% lesbian moment

>>30846558
There is a double date tonight?

>>30846526
>>30846586
>gura hat

>>30839676
she has MAC, also known as "hot tub lung" you usually only get it if your old or have no immune system. that is what shredded her lower register, she couldnt talk for almost a year and only has her voice she has now thanks to her operatic tranining.

>>30846654
connor x aethel and nyan x mouse

Stop dreaming about pointless ships and fuck my butt

>>30846660
yes let's ignore the ironmouse t-shirt and ironmouse herself.

>>30846718
Yes, because the fact they are a Holonigger takes precedence

>>30846660
unity chad

>>30846526
Man how do you even get that fat

>>30846526
what the fuck is happening to his shorts on his left leg?

>>30846718
No one who really like VShojo watches Hololive. He probably got the t-shirt because AX had no Gura merch in 8XL and he had to settle for some other cute anime girl.

>>30846704
I'm sorry Frootposter but my dick is only around 7 inches, I don't think that will be enough to satisfy your bussy.

I don't care if they are actually a couple, I think it is funny that all of their friends and people that know them, treat them as a couple or have said something related to the ship.
Like every girl on the amongus lobby awww'ing when Mouse said she knew when Connor lies.

>>30846780
Vtubers not even once

>>30846777
>Hololive
>unity

>>30846780
You watch vtubers and drink soda all day.

>>30846526
Unity, no tribalfaggotry. He ate them all

I like the title of Geega's stream

I'm watching the vshojo lore commentary, why is merry's chat like that?

>>30846846
>all of their friends and people that know them, treat them as a couple or have said something related to the ship.

reminder https://youtu.be/FqBe_V-ELdY

and https://youtu.be/szt6fsP_liM

should I order peekza or tankos? Asking for a friend

>>30846704
Sorry, I will only do that to the real Froot or Mel

>>30846954
Like what?

>>30846954
Fujos. Probably. I actually wasn't looking at his chat the whole time even though I saw the stream live and had it open lol

>>30846986
I don't know where the clip is, but I love the clip where vei walks in on connor and mouse in vrchat on new years.

>>30846999
leave him alone mouse

>>30846999
order chingchongs

>>30846363
She specifically talked about not getting close to someone in a relationship again specifically because she got burnt once in the past(which we know about through redacted info). She didn't mean friends because she already has those. She has lots of friends who treat her very well. She then said the person she was talking to was willing to take on that burden and all the things that came with it. Singular person. Watch it again.

Melody live on twitch.

>>30846999
Shicken

>>30846986
Imagine having to live in a world where everyone openly ships you and your friend together

>>30847077
relationship != romantic. Connor is just mouse's closest friend

>>30846526
not as based as this guy tho

>>30847060
https://youtu.be/BDUa70aeV1M?t=11543

Melody live

>>30847160
All connor has to do is say that he is in a relationship with someone (clarify that it isn't mouse as well) and all of the shipping will stop. The only drawback is that connor/mouse collabs will have the awkward tension since mouse can't act how she usually does with him

>>30846837
Do you think I'm some kind of size queen? A prostate is only 2 inches deep in the butt so as long as your penis is longer than 2 inches it is fine.
So get that thing to work, a dick is a dick, being greedy about the size is stupid though I am bigger than you .

>>30847276
based

>>30846999
Mouse has caused irreversible damage to my vocabulary

>>30847160
You live in that world if you've ever mentioned having a female friend to your mom, if you don't have mommy issues that is. You don't have mommy issues do you?

>>30846167
Mouse isn't as retarded as nyan, so i believe her.

>>30846986
I remember the one where Aethel was about to call Mouse "whipped" by raiding Connor after the subathon and Nyan finished his sentence. Guess who's the public couple now.

>Check this one forum.
>schizo simon is pin-pointing where nyanners can be located that I am getting a little scared what he is planning.

Is he a good guy for giving a shoutout to Vshojo hey I got leads on nyanners so that Aethel and nyanners can move out of California before schizos will find them?

>>30847329
>mom=everyone

I think Geega wants to fuck Nazuna

>>30847220
Can't believe Cover let Matsuri go to OffKai in real life

Aethel must of dicked up nyan petty good this morning cause pink cat is extra cutesy wootesy

>>30847388
Don't you?

>>30847375
Yes

>>30847220
How do these people feel comfortable with themselves

Oh no, keybros, Geega wants to interact with Nazuna in Minecraft
She's gonna indoctrinate her and teach her to avoid taxes and hate men.

If they play golf with friends again I will be very upset

>>30847261
All Connor needs to do is to do is to have discord sex with Mouse and tell her in private that he loves her romantically so that they can keep playing the shipping game for numbers.

>>30846526
Is this the average Vshojo anon here?

>>30847461
You cant just ruin your life for content, Ludwig.

>>30847444
They see Holofags and gain confidence

>>30847461
He already does this. Connor is just a master of opsec. Mouse is the most likely to leak the welsh cock

>>30847276
Very true
>mfw the futa porn has proportions impossible to suck or take

>>30847509
If it is I am disappointed in every anon here for looking like that

>>30847509
If it is, holy fuck am I in better health than expected by leagues.

Look at this SICK emote I saw on geeg's channel

>>30847608
>>30847609
what the

>>30847182
It wouldn't add up with getting burnt in the past, or the fact that she's also very close to nyanners who is also her best friend. Do the math, man.

>>30847515
Ruin, or make it better?

Reminder that everyone should at least be able to bench their oshi's weight

>>30847641
It's Froot looking cute as always

>>30847641
congratulations, you are now a frootposter

>>30847509
Fuck no
I couldn't live without a flat tummy

>>30847509
I think that's closer to the sum than the average

>>30847671
snuffybros...

>>30847671
anon the average girl weighs like 45-60 kg

an untrained high schooler benches that much

>>30847671
thank god mouse is nothing but big tits and bones

>>30847671
My oshi probably isn't even half my bench

>>30847444
Well this guy clearly went looking like this on purpose. The first fatguy was just an average fat guy in an anime shirt. This guy sees the humor in cosplaying as an anime girl when you're fat, hairy, and have a beard, because it looks out of place. There's actual humor in the second picture. Like the wrestler, Ladybeard.

>>30847368
No he is a fucking well known idiot here and he is just sending nyan schizos to go scout for them.

>>30847682
frootposting is exclusively screengrabs and that counts as art

>>30847719
Anons need to first be able to lay on a bench without rolling off first

>>30847671
My oshi is Zen, her ass alone will crush me if I'll try.

>>30847671
I don't care because my oshis want me to kill myself anyway

>>30847759
>frootposting is exclusively screengrabs

>>30847719
I could see myself betting $10 000 there's more than one person ITT that can't do even one push-up.

>>30847671
My oshis are Froot and Mel. I can underarm carry both of them

>>30847707
https://youtu.be/hyNu5i_6lKA?t=13

What flavor of connor will we get today? Content rot? Autism andy? Edgelord? Boomer? The caretaker? Bottom energy?

>>30847831
push-ups are about the equivalent of benching 70% of your body weight so a 86 kg guy who can do just barely one push-up would be able to bench 60 kg

>>30847831
Yeah, Mouse

>>30847901
he will spend the whole stream fujobaiting with aethel while ignoring mouse

>>30847828
frootposting without using the actual model is genuinely fucking illegal

>>30847915
she should change her name to ironsheep if that's the goal

>>30847901
I hope it's edgelord, his spicy comments lately have been funny

>>30847915
Soon, Mouse. Just be patient

connor better buy another choccy milk package soon. The fact that he let the previous package expire is unforgivable. The amount of cinnamorolls will not rectify this sin

>>30847965
Mouse sheep model when?

>>30847981
apparently we only get that when he's not streaming on his channel

>>30846846
For me, it was funny how both mouse and connor liked chapter 0 of MRIAG even though it was literal shipping material and he even showed it on his own stream

>>30848017
He was gone for months there was nothing he could do

>>30847757
1st guy is naturally funny
2nd guy is a tryhard then

>>30847671
Mouse is probably less than half of my weight, so things are really cut out for me

>>30847965
uhhhh I'm gonna fuck this ironsheep don't tell anybody

Nyan's horny today

>>30848132
Well you have to do it one handed

>>30848103
connor please start stream

>>30848196
Why did you think Aethel was crying from happiness earlier?

>>30848117
The first guy is just morbidly obese. The second guy is making the best of how he looks by cosplay as something funny.

>>30848236
download aim labs NOW

>>30848087
Mouse loves the first drawing (where he's giving her a piggyback ride and the Winter one)

I miss connor/mouse vrchat kino

>>30848273
the second guy is clearely obese too though

>>30847945
Your penis in my butt is genuinely fucking legal

>>30848339
Bubi VR adventure when

>>30848339
Standing here, I realize you're just like me trying to make history

Will mouse be silent again for today's collab? Also it looks like we won't get mouse's POV today. Might be another ironbrat cam day which is not too bad

>>30848339

>>30847932
are they really going to do another double date
why

>>30848350
>clearly obese
Nah. Probably overweight.
But wouldn't be that surprised if he wasn't even overweight and just had a lot to eat or drink earlier.

>>30848384
We all know Froot is going to marry an American. Is she going to always recoil when she sees the peanut butter jar in the pantry or just accept that it's good stuff?

Guys I'm not feeling too good about tonight. Rent might be hard to pay off this month

Oh right. Does anyone know what Geega's class is?

Currently known players on VShojolandia 2. A + next to their name means they've also streamed it if you want some vods to check out.

AmemiyaNazuna +
Froot +
Ironmouse +
Ksonsouchou +
Nyanners +
ProjektMelody +
Silvervale +
Veibae +
Zentreya +
Anny +
Camila (cumilq) +
Cdawgva (BigPeePe3Man) +
Fream
GEEGA +
Giwi
iZeroplus
JohnSilva +
HarukaKaribu
LordAethelstan +
Pikamee +
RPR +
RubberRoss +
Saiiren +
Snuffy (cup0fsnoffee)
Sykkuno
Tectone +

Admins:
Fugi
Gunrun

Confirmed /in/ but haven't been seen yet:
Filian
LaynaLazar
DyaRikku
Lumi

Probably /in/ but unconfirmed:
Emirichu
Daidus
Karl Jacobs? Someone named Karl or Carl was mentioned.
Meat
Coqui
Tobs

Mouse just woke up

>>30848608
>probably overweight
anon go google some pictures of what overweight/obese people look like

that guy's solidly at a bmi of at least 35

>>30848612

>>30848629
>Does anyone know what Geega's class is?
Yeti

>>30848629
do you have the "final" list of people int he previous server?

>>30848596
>another mouse/connor kino stream bombed by shart cat and her stoner parasite
sigh

>>30848656
Thanks for the update connor

>>30848384
YAMERO KUDASTOP

>>30848732
Funny enough, yeah I expect her to do this

>>30848738
This is the last version I have saved.

Current known list of VShojolandia 1 players. A + next to their name means they've also streamed it!

Nyanners +
Ironmouse +
Zentreya +
Silvervale +
ProjektMelody +
Froot +
Veibae +
Anny (Cinnamonanyuu) +
Haruka_Karibu +
Snuffy +
Shinect +
TechyCutie +
DyaRikku +
Squchan
Bao (Hikarustation)
Yoclesh +
MiraPink +
LaynaLazar
yenkoes +
Yuniiho +
Buffpup
Rosedoodle (Pikablu) +
Roentheworld
John_Silva_ +
Sykkuno +
LordAethelstan +
Cdawgva (BigPeePe3Man) +
BrettUltimus +
Yoolie
Senz +
LordCommanderChaos

Admins. Count them if you like
poshiee
PS_Soundwave
Gunrun

>>30848249
She preggars!

>>30846536
lol miku was people behind avatars too
ai is the same shit

>>30848681
>that guy's solidly at a bmi of at least 35
You're just being an idiot here.

Fat stores around the stomach first and that guy has fat mostly around the stomach. When your BMI starts being significantly over 30, your fat isn't just around your stomach.

>>30848273
1st guy
>morbidly obese, using his america racial traits for comedy
>Subtle gura hat to show unity
>Shorts stuck in his crotch to make it more funny
>Tilted making people fear he will roll over mouse and smash the tv

2nd guy
trying hard to be funny by:
>fat
>dressed as holo
>bao

>>30848921
Gun, let me redesign your damn backpack. It's fucking ugly!

>>30848985
>Hololive
>unity

>>30848629
Tob mentioned it?

Cocks

>>30849100
no, but Meat and Coqui apparently have some sort of thing coming up that also "involves Tob", and then yesterday on the South Side discord Meat kept saying she got invited to a Medieval MC server but was being very cryptic about what server it was

>>30848991
Start running

grr youtube cia niggers pissing me off i will fuck u up

>>30849246
rainhoe was also in a Medieval MC that wasnt the Vshojo one, i also dont understand why would they be cryptic about Vshojo MC. Now maybe nyan survival MC

Mel is interested in learning more about Power Rangers. So who's ready for "Mouse educates Mel about Power Rangers and Super Sentai" multi stream arc?

>>30849319

>>30849410
I dunno, Meat usually isn't one to talk like this about stuff. Regardless we'll probably find out soon enough if they joined or not

stop talking to yourself

why do aethel and nyan remind me so much of connor and mouse?

>>30849601
Yeah I was reading about it in /lig/ after it was mentioned here and I thought it sounded credible enough to go into that last section. Could see them being a bit shy or nervous since they're both pretty small and don't have many direct connections to the group. They've had 1 short collab and Mouse has liked Coqui for a long time but that's it.

>>30849700
Because they are just bros