/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yeah

Yeah, why not?

>>30840005
Yes, Mel seems like a sweet girl

>>30840005
Ofc. We're all adults here right, anon?

>>30840005
yeah, i'm an adult too after all

>>30840005
>would you ever want to date someone open to sex who knows what they're doing

you say that like it's a bad thing. Bonus points if she can keep up the vtuber voice

I wouldn't date anyone because I'm a brain damaged retard.

>>30840005
I wouldn't date any kind of vtuber again

All VTubers are fundamentally emotional prostitutes, so are Adult Chuubas really that different?

>>30841368
>again
What happened?

>>30840005
Gross, no

>>30840005
Do I get to cuck her simps on stream?

>>30840005
What kind of date would Melody like?

>>30840005
Yeah, I would force her to only make "adult" content with me(and my own model)

>>30841444
For all that people here worry about being cucked by their oshi having a secret boyfriend... you get the physical intimacy that viewers don't, but ironically way less emotional intimacy.

>>30840005
I wouldn't date a vtuber at all, they're all menheras

>>30842379
I feel like this is a LARP

>>30840005
Of course. Don't tell me you would rather date a child vtuber? Gross

>>30842379
>>30841444
Also we joke about "haha akasupa condom money for connor" but the reality is working 9 hours a day at a bullshit job to pay for new mic or new graphics card money for her viewers while she ignores you.

I would not date anyone because I can't trust anyone.

>>30840005
No. That's only gonna have disadvantages compared to dating someone who has a regular job.

>>30842533
Man I wish. Not counting the time I was at work and she was just home streaming or watching other streams, or the time we were both asleep, at best maybe 20% of the time we were home together I'd actually get her attention. It got even worse as her sleep schedule got more erratic and less synced up with mine.
I can 100% believe most of these girls really are single, because it's a fucking nightmare to try dating them.

>>30840005
yeah i wouldn't date a child that's for sure

>>30842379
Get out of here Terumi, you are still wrong. Men don't think like women do.

>>30842925
shit, how legit tho
how fucked up was her sleep schedule assuming you have a normal 9/12 - 6/9 sleep schedule

>>30843682
OK sure why not. I was usually sleeping midnight to 7, and getting home from work around 7 PM. At the worst she was getting up around noon, taking a nap around 4-5 and waking up again about 9 PM, and then I have no idea what time she was falling asleep but well after midnight.
>>30843322
I dunno what to tell you man, maybe it would have been more appealing when I was younger but now I'm old and tired all the time and having someone be happy to see me when I get home every day sounds more appealing than getting my dick sucked every once in a while.

>>30841149
based

>>30842590
This only applies to Gura fans desu.

>>30844149
You only think like this because you've checked the box. Obviously those who've checked a box can settle for something more wholesome. But if you've never checked the box to begin with, that unchecked box remains your main focus. Literally a "check your privilege" moment, the same way wealthy elites are concerned with social causes because they themselves are economically secure.

>>30845044
Absolutely, I wasn't trying to tell anybody else what to think or prioritize, friend. Just explaining why I would never date a vtuber again personally.
But for real if you are trying to check that box there are easier girls to pursue that you will get more fulfilling relationships out of out of than streamers.

>>30840005
I'm genuinely really into slutty girls and shit like orgies and gangbangs... so sure?

Not really actually into cuck stuff because of the humiliation angle and the face that that implies you don't get to fuck the girl.

People who want to be famous streamers tend to be really fucked up emotionally, and even if you try being friends with them, it's extremely depressing to realize they'd just rather have an extremely shallow "friendship" with lots of people online telling them how great they are, than have an actual close relationship with another person.

>would you date a vtuber?
Fuck no. Mental illness guaranteed with that one.

>>30846226
Depends on the kind of mental illness for me, if its full blown bpd or some shit then hell no, but some anxiety issues or something like ADHD are passable.

>>30845444
Some guys just wanna smack their ass on stream while hundreds of their fans are listening. I'm one of them.

>>30846428
That's because you're a subhuman monkey, pretty much a good argument for why genocide is a good thing, I sincerely hope you get brutally murdered desu, if I could do it legally I'd love to torture you to death. That's what I like

would you date a "child" vtuber?

no on dating but I would consider rape

>>30840005
I’m reading the scare quotes here to mean that we’re calling into question the maturity of the average vtuber and not like, an erotic vtuber.
I’m an adult and a vtuber myself so yes, I would date an adult vtuber. That is admittedly one of the things I find appealing about vtubing, being in a pool of people who are probably pretty likeminded and relatable. It isn’t the main reason I started doing this, to be clear.

>>30846584
The sanist gfe fag.

>>30840005
dating is gay

>>30846631
chumbuds...

>>30845044
how to tell everyone you have brain damage without outright saying it

>>30840005
I would date Mel just for the random intellectual conversations about hentai tags.

>>30840005
what's a date?

>>30840005
I wouldn't date any kind of vtuber because I would get jealous of her interacting with any fans and I know she would cuck me with one of them

>>30847404
Anon, you're banting up the wrong tree. I'm already spent for the day.

>>30842717
Selen...

>>30841149
relatable.

>>30849827
>you're fucking, Bobon!
>keep fucking, Bobon!

>>30841149
too real

Oh, I forgot to answer OP's question. The answer is no, because I assume they'd be too tired from blasting themself on stream to put in a good "private show" for me. Some guys might care if she's tired or has a headache...but I really wouldn't. I'd expect VIP treatment or bust.

>>30846738
I'm assuming you don't know who the girl in OP picture is? But no, "adult" 100% meant erotic vtuber in this context.

>>30840005
Unless you're 10/10 personality and looks you'd be mad to to not jump at the chance.

>>30840005
no. I've already disappointed enough people in my life.

>>30840005
I would never date period, only fuck

>>30840005
Why not? Vtubing is generally a solitary thing, if some desperate nerds are paypigging her then that's just funny, because some of that money would be going to my needs and I know it would make those hogs seethe in impotent fury. If you aren't basing all your decisions around pissing off people you don't like, you aren't living.

>>30843322
t. woman

>>30840005
Is there any non-adult vtuber?

>>30846738
No I meant as in porn star

Why is cucking so popular with vshojo fans

>>30840005
Would you date a stripper?

>>30863751
Date a stripper or ex-stripper yes, date an ex-escort no...trust me guys theres no such thing as an ex-escort they cheat a lot -.-

>>30840005
no sir, only cunny for me

>>30840005
Mel is a goddess, I'll kill a non-innocent mofo for her hand.

>>30841820
Asking the important questions here. Some schizo with gigabrain pls respond.

>>30840005
Not unless the streams she did were me fucking her while bullying the viewers like the cucks they are.

>>30840005
Yeah, but only if I get to watch other men bend her over and fuck her raw. As long as she tells me she loves me than it's okay.

>>30863751
Date a girl with daddy issues who wants to pretend to be "empowered"? I would rather date a dude

>>30840005
Can I date a "child" vtuber?

>>30840005
There's only one, and it's Melody. So yes because I know what I'm getting into.

Yeah

>>30868617
There are a metric fuckton of them though?

>>30840005
Yeah I guess

>>30840005
I would let melly drain me till I'm lifeless husk barely hanging on to life nightly, yes

>>30841149
He just like me fr fr

I would only date a vtuber if their name was Silvervale.

>>30840005
>gf masturbates or whatever behind an anime avatar
>thousands of simps throw money at her
>meanwhile I get to actually have sex with her while all her fans can do is jack off and fantasize about it
Fuck yeah I would.

>>30840005
My standards are so basic, I'd date the town bicycle if she had a heart of gold. Such women don't exist though.
Also >>30841149

>>30840005
> Would you date
You lost me there, imagine being emotionally invested in another human being

>>30840005
Mel is a sweetheart, the question is how much of a sjw she is behind the scenes though.

no they're probably very ugly

>date
sure i would even do her on stream
>marry?
hahahhahahahahaahahhahahahaahahaha
never.

>>30840005
Obviously. I'm not going to date a child, am I?

>>30878972
Gay

>>30840005
>would you date a non virgin
No
>captcha: DARK0

>>30869097
Name another Vtuber who's cum onstream, as the advertised focus of the stream.

>>30884538
Arum Felruaben on several vibrator karaoke streams, before she got banned off YT. Speaking of which, I wonder how PPP girls are doing in general.

>>30842379
Worried? If anything, that seals the deal!

>>30885414
btw deadbeat reporting

>>30884538
A fuck of of jap tubers. Just go to FC2 during streaming hours. You have entire agencies with that as the whole point. Some of them are even former JAV actresses like a lot of masquerade. And then you have all the jap vtubers who put out r18 voice works on dlsite.

>>30840005
Yes. Cool story why tho:
I was a third-rate porn actor and webcam studio manager and it's very rare to find normies in the industry (somewhat obvious, yes) Most of the girls in the industry are either completely fucked up bitches (~15-20%) or the most kind and wholesome people or completely subhuman garbage (~60%). Being a vtuber implies a certain level of technical literacy and intelligence ,so there are only 2 options left and you can determine which one you got pretty quickly.

>>30846631
YES YES YES

>>30885042
>Hiina
>Hamiru
stopped uploading without notice
>Sarah
>Nanami
went indie
>Amarylis
quit due to health issues
>Erina
>Airi
still going strong but I've heard they may be moved into Masquerade
also got nijitroon captcha

>>30886159
>Sarah Kovalukevich
I've never seen her but I've heard the name in the VshojoJP rumour mill, how is she like?

>>30840005
I will date my cute imoutou wife

>>30840005
Sexworkers are not for dating, anon.

>>30841149
>brings the mood down by making it too real like a retard
>can't call him a retard as an insult cause he's self-aware
Well played

>>30886159
reads like the opening to this song kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioRWlG9PBQ

>>30841820
Building Gundam models together.

>>30884538
mira pink

>>30840005
Yes and I would even let her pretend she's single to continue milking the paypigs.

>>30898001
you're so kind

>>30840005
of all the Vshojo girls she's perhaps the cutest as well as the lewdest of them all. so yeah.

>>30841149
Based.

>>30890968
I keep it 100 like tropicana orange juice

>>30897794
>>30841820
Unironically this. Mel loves giant robots. Her minecraft house is a gundam too.

>>30842588
You can always dox her after she's done with you.

>>30840005
Yes, and I'd imagine that a date with Mel would be fun desu.

>>30840005
>tfw finana got to go on a "date" with mel
b-bros...

>>30907981
Damn. Gonna have to check her out more often. I'd love to build a gundam

>>30840005
I would never date a streamer.

>>30840005
is her nose ever gonna heal?

No one wants to date me. I'm almost 30 years old and I've never been on a single date.

>>30911269
You've been through nearly 11000 unique dates though

>>30840005
i'd unironically date Mel because she seems like someone who'd make both a good friend and a good partner

>>30911269
Same here, but I also haven't left my house much in about ten years.

>>30840005
no