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Who's the strongest blonde in hololive?

>> No.30314156

>>30314066
this image is missing too many holoBlondes for me to dignify your question with a response

>> No.30314172

>>30314066
Amelia Watson

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>> No.30314342

>>30314172
She couldn't beat Mori at arm wrestling.
Strongest blonde would be her sister Haachama

>> No.30314374

>>30314172
He said strongest blonde, not strongest whore.

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>>30314066
nice buffet

>> No.30314546

Aki Rosenthal, you literally can NOT refute this

>> No.30314612
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Chamma
And it's not even close

>> No.30314661

>>30314156
All the important ones are there

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>>30314546
>>30314612
Haachama is literally the world's strongest idol, that means strongest of her gen, blondes, company, JP market, EN market, and even in the country of Taiwan.

>> No.30314948

>>30314853
Her and korone are physically in a class of their own. But the dog is a step higher.

>> No.30314994

>>30314853
She is a monster cook I admit, able to kill many with her food... is it food in anycase?

>> No.30315063

>>30314295
/thread

>> No.30315206

Chama is strongest, but outside the human power scale
Nene is the strongest within the scale
Polka is the strongest in my heart

>> No.30315241

>>30314295
idshitter go back

>> No.30315319

>>30314374
Well strongest whore is your mom so he still got the answer right

>> No.30315359

>>30314066
Nenechi.

>> No.30315373
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>>30315241
rude

>> No.30315495

>>30314295
ill watch her when she actually plays something interesting and doesnt just grind shitty games for 20 hours.

>> No.30315646

Who has the biggest bush in this picture?

>> No.30315825

>>30315646
meru

>> No.30315867

>>30315646
Choco's pheromones force her to shave daily

>> No.30316105

>>30315867
>That sex goddess is hairless
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh fuck her. She's out of the running.

>> No.30316241

>>30316105
Not hairless anon, short stubble.

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>>30314066
Every blonde is best in their own category:
>Strength - Iroha
>Endurance - Nene
>Creativity - Ame
>Intellect - Mel It's actually Choco but don't bully the tensai vampire
>Music - Watame
>Positivity - Polka
>Charisma - Choco
>Autism - Kaela

>> No.30316317

>>30316241
Source?

>> No.30316323

>>30315867
>>30316105
>>30316241
I bet she's got a succubus womb tattoo as well

>> No.30316361
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>>30314066
Aki
>Literally strong and fit
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1515259089927827456
>Best dancer in Hololive.
A former dance instructor trained in belly dancing, chair dancing(what you guys call stripper dancing), jazz dance, ballet and others. During 2nd fes training she was even given her own group to teach and asked by their dance instructor to lead the lessons a few times. While Nene, Subaru and even to some extent Korone are good dancers, they don't have the training and experience Aki has.
>One of the best 3D producers
Made two of the best 3D lives this year on a limited budget.
>Great singer
Sings a variety of songs and not just your typical fotm and anime songs.
>High tolerance for alcohol
Went out to drink with Noel and Lamy who are considered the two of the heaviest drinkers in the company and out drank them. Then went out the next morning and volunteered reading stories to kids and old people.
>Mind broke Matsuri
Matsuri kept saying she was going to kiss her and wanted go to a love hotel with her. Aki kissed her(with tongue) and told her "ok, let's go then". Matsuri freaked out backed off and never bothered her again.
>Can tard wrangle Matsuri and Haachama.
>She's considered the most "Ero" holo by Choco, Matsuri, Lamy, Noel and Coco.
>Cares about others
Subaru's story with the shell bikini and Kanata's story with the straws up her nose.

>> No.30316588

>>30316323
I'd paint it white

>> No.30316688
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>>30316361
korone is a stronger dancer, sorry
love aki too but they are in different dimensions

>> No.30316698

>>30316311
>Intellect - Mel
https://youtu.be/fckAFfo-CsQ

>> No.30317309

>>30314295
good point

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>>30316688
>korone is a stronger dancer

>> No.30317470

>>30316698
>Intellect test
>It's just Kanji memorization
Surely the Japanese cannot be this stupid?

>> No.30317563

>>30317387
>>30316688
They should do a dance collab with Nene sometime

>> No.30317722

>>30316311
>Kaela
Literally who

>> No.30317876

>>30316361
Impressive resume, I for one will knee-
>real face
BLERRRRGH

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>>30317387
concession accepted
that said their number together was fire
>>30317563
people don't like dancing with koone cause she mogs them so hard

>> No.30318062

>>30316361
I am madly in love with that woman for over 2 years now. She really is something else...

>> No.30318401

>>30318044
ntas but from watching both akis and korones dances over the years, they wouldn't dance to the same tune a lot of the times. Korone dances with her feet, her legwork is impeccably and she's incredibly acrobatic, while Aki dances with her body, rather than flitting around with footwork, she works the hips, gets down low, spins around on the floor. Their dancing styles are incredibly different.

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>>30318401
true, koone is more of a gymnast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywld5Y1_ruI
love them both and they are clearly in a different category than everyone else
heres nene being sexy

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>>30318044
rape dog

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30320412

kalm sex

>> No.30320417

>>30318847
would

>> No.30322150

>>30314066
All of them. My dick would lose against every single one of them.

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>>30315319
I would like to say something back to you, but yours died of disgust the day you're born.

>> No.30322227

>>30315867
how can she shave daily when she cannot even stay awake daily?

>> No.30322595

>>30314156
That is literally every blonde in Hololive. You may be thinking of Hololive Production.

>> No.30322679

>>30315373
i hear this in her voice

>> No.30323551

>>30314066
It's Haachama, she fucking survived being an outcast in Australia...

>> No.30323816

Haachama is the only correct answer

>> No.30324090

>>30323551
qrd?

>> No.30324913

>>30323551
>asian
>outcast
>in Australia
?

>> No.30324982

>>30314066
Imagine mel fingerbanging nene just to teach her how to do it right.

>> No.30325055

>>30324913
Australia is a chinese province, they hated her for not paying reparations.

>> No.30325488

>>30318575
>nene being sexy
Sorry husband, but I still don't believe this rrat.

>> No.30329484

>>30325055
China owns like 2% of Australia, are you crazy?

>> No.30329869

>>30329484
The Chinese are easily 5% of the Australian population by now.

>> No.30329907

>>30329484
2% is exactly the livable area of Australia

>> No.30331016

>>30329869
wow, that's not that much actually

>> No.30331201

>>30331016
>going from 0% to 5% is not that much
I'm going to put 5% poo in your milkshake.

>> No.30331213

>>30314342
She let her win

>> No.30336969

>>30316698
Meru...
As a Kapumin I'd like to contradict her but I can't.
Mel is smarter than IRyS though, at the very least.

>> No.30337046

>>30314066
Clown girl by far

>> No.30340377

>>30331201
5%/100% isn't much, that's common knowledge

>> No.30340446

>>30314066
the one that went skydiving

>> No.30341153

>>30314066
physically strongest? that would be haachama or iroha, I'd go on a limb and say they're about the same physically

>> No.30341308

>>30314066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa968r167g

>> No.30342094

>>30340377
5% are chinese, anon. The total asian population is much much higher, even more when you count the illegals.

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>>30341308
Watame's powerlevel can actually rival those of Haachama and Nene. She can:
>accidentally destroy buildings with just lightning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdhc3n5DiFM
>construct an army of watame hiveminds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkQxLAdORpM
>destroy entire galaxies in seconds with her infamous watabeam
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sr0VWuEHT7U
>respawn infinitely with only an 8 second delay drawback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WciJ0UP0HU
>be very cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMnx2lpBPYI

>> No.30342431

>>30322182
That's me

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>>30342211
Those are stars, not galaxies. Also I feel like skits and hologra are just too inconsistent to use them for a powerscale. Only something like official lore seems substantial enough when it comes to vtubers, anything else only seems supplementary at best.

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>>30316361
>Matsuri kept saying she was going to kiss her and wanted go to a love hotel with her. Aki kissed her(with tongue) and told her "ok, let's go then". Matsuri freaked out backed off and never bothered her again.
HOW CAN ONE BE SO BASED?

>> No.30344120

>>30316361
Every single one of Aki's 3D lives this year has been an event in and of itself. I can't remember anyone saying anything bad about any of them.

Her "chair dancing" also just seems to be some knowledge of burlesque-style dancing in general.

She definitely shines way more on stage than she does during the average game stream.

>> No.30344153

>>30316361
>Mind broke Matsuri
Matsuri kept saying she was going to kiss her and wanted go to a love hotel with her. Aki kissed her(with tongue) and told her "ok, let's go then". Matsuri freaked out backed off and never bothered her again.

is there clip sauce for this?

>> No.30344169

>>30322182
>>30342431
Goslingniggers

>> No.30344212

>>30324090
Haato studied [or used to study] in an australian high school. Her english was far from good and AFAIK she didn't have the citizenship. Covid breakout forced her to stay in Australia with no help or way out. She got back eventually but she really freaked out initially.
call me a faggot if i got something wrong, but sorry in advance, my memory is bad in general

>> No.30344275

>>30316688
They're generally doing totally different styles, so it's hard to compare them in the first place. Korone's better at stuff like hip hop or songs with faster choreography. Aki excels at things that require deliberate, sensual movements. Her movements are sexy in a way that's completely effortless and not really something you can teach.

>> No.30344568

>>30314066
Nenechi

>> No.30347528

>>30344153
I remember that too, but YTsearch engine is cancer and can't find it (or it's deleted)
Here something similar with Mel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKdg4l_ZSo8

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>>30343587
barely canon watame

>> No.30348164

>>30347528
I honestly can never tell how much of this is just banter. Is Matsuri an actual lesbian?

>> No.30350405

>>30348164
like most women in her age range, she can appreciate both men and women depends on her mood.
her general preferences can apply for both men and women
same with haachama who can appreciate the female beauty and doesn't mind approaching a girl with her intentions, same with laplus and shion.
all 4 are more or less close in age, unlike those who are in their late late 20s or 30s who into one and not the other

>> No.30351634

>>30348164
I'm pretty sure she's bi

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>>30314546

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>>30316361
>Matsuri kept saying she was going to kiss her and wanted go to a love hotel with her. Aki kissed her(with tongue) and told her "ok, let's go then". Matsuri freaked out backed off and never bothered her again
I kneel

>> No.30356372

>>30344061
TBF its not hard to wrangle the matsuri, woman crumbles at any form of return flirt

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>>30314066
No one can compete.

>> No.30363244

Flare had the highest default power level but Nene has the highest max power level.

>> No.30364072

>>30315495
She will back play more kusoge after ID sportfest next week

>> No.30366981

>>30353892
Does strawberry blonde count as blonde?

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Very cute blondies we got here, but we all know the most obvious answer here.
>>30314255
Correct answer Husband #9,418,575.

>> No.30370123

>>30314066
probably mel
she can really take a pounding

>> No.30370177

>>30314172
Not even close, cuckmate

>> No.30370264

>>30314066
It's my wife, Nenechi and it's not even remotely close. Chama honorable mention

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>> No.30370389

>>30366981
Just as much as dirty blonde (blond brown mix).

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>>30314066
>>30342211
>>30363244
>>30370264
You mean lore-wise? Then there's obviously only one correct answer.

Reminder that Haachama can canonically:

- Create a massive number of clones of herself, at any size:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afJEpNE-Al8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViX62UtybwA
https://youtu.be/i_9xsmRez4Y?t=35

- Sever a human head with seemingly Ermac-esque telekinesis powers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzz35N-GeMM
https://youtu.be/14Gwl_0v9-w?t=205

- Survive decapitation and can remove and reattach her head at will:
https://youtu.be/Z86cMpo4SQE?t=110

- Effortlessly teleport (even across what seems to be dimensions and universes), as well as having powers over/the ability to possess technology:
https://youtu.be/-Jl9PAdb9HM?t=3510
https://youtu.be/9mj2QJE-UOI?t=65
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy62AHZwOE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h_KXJwu47A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru0v6YfXNuw
https://youtu.be/U5oL--X-WYk?t=2093

Extending to the streaming platform itself (i.e. breaking the 4th wall):
https://youtu.be/W0Fo39SpN-g?t=2387 (Warning: loud volume)
https://youtu.be/HQ0JX8SD-5E?t=1621

And even hololive's planes of reality:
https://youtu.be/711J_W0-qfY?t=1800

- Easily destroy the Earth (in multiple different ways):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKriB3myCBw
https://youtu.be/LwSgb3dmIdY?t=33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJT7YwsNFQs

- Immune to toxicity and can digest anything she can physically eat with no side effects:
https://youtu.be/8mM1XMql0N0?t=266

- Immune to electric shock, actually enjoys it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrEGWo2Qwag

- Survive in extreme climate such as Antarctica and outer space:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RhVyx1eW28
https://youtu.be/Dk9sbDguyP0?t=37

>And for the high-end ones...
- Use "Haachama Beam" (which is possibly be a local form of reality bending):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_9xsmRez4Y

It's not even just a hologra thing btw, Haachama Beam was a thing in her own stream already before this hologra episode.

- Travel through and stop time:
https://youtu.be/7IqNz__e59w?t=3981
https://youtu.be/P6DcLalmvkI?t=1570
https://youtu.be/S_M4CJgJDvk?t=2187 (The Haato we see here time traveled back to February 2021 from May in the previous stream. Also, Haachama has had her own time travel arc)

Since she died several streams before this (how and by whom is ambiguous),
https://youtu.be/711J_W0-qfY?t=325
she can basically resurrect herself by manipulating Haato (across spacetime) even if she was somehow killed.

- Successfully 'killed' Haato permanently in one timeline, someone who is stated to be "immortal as long as HAACHAMA lives" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Ud7Hn1-bI)) without killing herself, most likely by breaking her mind beyond repair:
https://youtu.be/7IqNz__e59w?t=5199

- Survived from having her body erased from existence, is ultimately unfazed before disappearing, and wills herself back as if nothing happened a mere two streams later:
https://youtu.be/Bd8j1znnnFE?t=2925

- Created a dimension where time doesn't exist, is "heaven", as well as "infinity" (HAACHAMA/GODCHAMA WORLD):
https://youtu.be/aPIfocr6Rzc?t=12491
https://youtu.be/IhYl1JVBz1M?t=174
https://youtu.be/L-XuRP6zvOA?t=3558

- Create sets of multiverses, each one comparable to the main hololive multiverse:
https://youtu.be/mRCfFS0SsCk?t=88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvg4SUna5xw

- True form is some kind of Eldritch/Elder God (GODCHAMA):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6DcLalmvkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRCfFS0SsCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfMvQ9TmJTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF8TesmjfTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BujmzBSzQtk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIPhMGzmVE8
Twitter header from late 2021 to early 2022

Nothin' personnel, holomems, but it is extremely rare for a chuuba, if any besides Haachama, to actually have a giant-ass list of feats from her own streams to backup this absurd level of power.

>> No.30376267

>>30350405
I freaking knew women are born bi...

>> No.30376658

>>30376267
Anon is wrong. Homosexuality is nothing but a sexual fetish, and like all fetishes it can be developed, taught, and manipulated into liking it through exposure. Idols tend to indulge in such flirting because it strengthens the fixation of fans and therefore directly increases their income, so sometimes they go from joking to indulging for real. Even hardcore faggot-haters like Ayame slowly starting indulging in such demeanors with Marine and Lui.

>> No.30376754

>>30348164
openly bi, openly lusts for Hoshikawa

>> No.30376938

>>30372018
You ever try getting her on the versus wiki?

>> No.30377530

>>30316361
>>30344120
aki's rose of the lamp live was great, i thought the stage show/effects were great, there was a lot of variety from the usual jpop/holo type music, good guests, and her singing was a treat

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>>30372018
Yeah Godchama is unironically the most powerful vtuber in lore. Ironmouse would be the second place but she's not blonde or in Hololive.

>> No.30378716

>>30372018
>that image
what the fuck is that?

>> No.30378745

>>30314295
I don't like blonde models but I like when their hair is a strong yellow, I like Mel too.

>> No.30378802

>>30322679
which one

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>>30378716
GODCHAMA forma de siddhartha gautama buddha ultima, because being one or two types of god just isn't enough.
https://twitter.com/ominousys/status/1517769810150834176
https://twitter.com/ominousys/status/1520380758531395584
https://twitter.com/ominousys/status/1523572255976214533
https://twitter.com/ominousys/status/1523572622201864192

>> No.30383010

>>30314066
The one I like to watch the most is Iroha
The funniest one is Nene
The cutest one is Mel
The sexiest one is Flare
The one that made me cum the most is Aki

>> No.30383070

>>30314066
>conveniently excluded kaela
FUCK OFF RETARD

>> No.30383234

>>30382916
fuuuucking hell, now this is art

>> No.30383432

>>30372018
Do you have that one video where she was trying to escape from Australia on the plane, but Voldemort shoot her down with an RPG?

>> No.30384717

>>30372018
yeah but nene beat her at yahtzee

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>>30384717

>> No.30393350

>>30314066
its between haato and nene

>> No.30398589

>>30314066
absolutely shameful that it takes until like the 10th post for some to mention the worlds strongest idol
the absolute state of this street shitter occupied board

>> No.30399192

>>30316688
>>30317387
>>30318044
Why are hags so powerful? I kneel

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>>30314066
Make way for Hololive most based blonde
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT8FFEQJ79c

>> No.30399760

>>30399340
You mean well so I'll clue you in. Just erase the m and period before a YouTube link and no one can tell you're a mobile poster.

>> No.30399924

>>30399760
I am at work, anon-kun

>> No.30400014

>>30360066
What's the reference of this art

>> No.30401618

>>30399192
>koone
>hag
n..no...

>> No.30401643

>>30314295
basado y rojopastillado

>> No.30401716

>>30399340
I've watched this dozens of times and it never loses its appeal. Her stupid snot sniffles, the voice crack on yabai, the whole thing

>> No.30406940
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30406940

>>30383432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNoKEEfwLcE

The Australia arc is honestly sometimes more bizarre than I remember...

>> No.30410817

>>30348164
Matsuri gets routinely finessed by Hoshikawa. Hoshikawa takes the gifts and wears them on her dates with men.
>>30344212
Haachama wasn't even shit on by bogan whites. All the harassment came from her family and the exchange students. She was literally made a gopher by Thai girls until the only friend she made, a Vietnamese girl told those bitches to fuck off.

>> No.30415495

lamy dyed blonde

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