/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>30134396

>>30134396
>Flare OP
Good thread.

So....many...."HUNGRY" MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN!!! #FiftyShadesofAwkward

Listening to Lioness' Pride once again

>>30137920
This one doesn't look like a hag.

>>30138132
Mama wishes she would go and bother papa me

>>30137993

>>30140265
I'm going to knock AZKi up before her husband does.

Double hag

anyone got the pic of mio asking what anon meant by how he wants to clear out her cobweb womb etc etc?

>>30144727
Quadruple hags

>>30148822
That is a lot of hags

>>30140716
Netoribro...

>>30137993
She's been an utaite since 2007.

>>30144727
>>30148822
>>30150729
someone post all the hags. I wonder if anyone's draw any art of all of the holohags in one picture

>>30152763
I don't think a divine picture like that exists

>>30140265
AZKi has a something that makes me want to impregnate her.

>>30140265
>>30154395
her appearance is honestly what made me fall in love with japs. Black mid-short length hair, fertile attractive short-stack bodies, cute eyes, sweet, varying personality. AZKi is very enamoring for that + she's a music chuuba. Need to watch her more

>>30155485
AZKi has my favorite singing voice in hololive. Something about it is super emotional to me.

i miss my auntie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHSKq8SlZQw

>>30127672
Other than the fact that her pubes should be grey, this is a good edit. Well done anon

Which hag would enjoy 69

>>30155766
These three need to do more songs together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P6sDt0Yh30

>Been trying not to relapse all week
>This absolute unit decided it would be an amazing idea to drop this video https://twitter.com/robin0022662415/status/1555721731679338496?s=21
I can't take this shit anymore

>>30155766
This is one of the best I've heard. Just cut out the first 1:30 and it's perfect
https://youtu.be/h7NE6BoTCIA?t=93

>>30162557
I see where you're coming from but KK videos and other animated shit of the like are disgustingly overrated, this shit is awful lmao

>>30134628
holy chocolate milkers

>>30163721
I do agree that KK is overrated but i've had an MMD fetish for years

dumb hag,trying to seduce men with an outfit like this

>>30166123
she's even dumber for seducing so effectively with no intention on letting anyone breed her

>>30163721
>this shit is awful
>videos with realistic moves and the real audio from the Vtuber
Anon you should check if you have covid because you cant taste anything

>>30166123
But it's working?

>>30166123
needs impregnation correction

>>30166837
but I doubt her womb is able to...you know...youre a few years too late

>>30168817
That will not stop me from trying .

>>30168511
>593
very nice anon

>>30169244
He has lots of Buttons

>>30169528
Some might say I have a bit too much for my own good

>>30171254
i must know, how many do you possess?

>>30172323
Currently posses most of them in this mega folder, keep in mind that I haven't updated it since spring (ignore the date added, i made the folder long ago but never used it till she came around)

>>30172798
That's a lot of Botans

On a date with my half-elf hag wife.

Your mail order delivery hag has arrived

>>30168817
A woman’s fertility only drops off around 38-40 when she has about 35,000 eggs left out of her original 400,000
They’re considered a “high risk” by doctors around 32 or so but they can still get pregnant, it’ll just take longer to get corrected
That’s 35,000 possible kids still to get made

>>30134396
God; Flare’s legs and ass do something to me, man.

This is what heaven looks like

>>30195777
Thick hag thighs and hips are what male dreams are made out of.
>Verification not required.

https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1555934494875873280

Cute...

I need to increase my folder. Post hags with kids

>>30199383

>>30199383
For some reason your hag has my kid... I should probably check on my hag...

What was the age range for a hag, again
If it's 27 won't Kiara qualify as a hag?

>>30210189
25+ are cakes. 30+ are hags.

>>30210273
I take it Marine was an exception?

>>30210189
We really have this conversation every single thread huh.
>>30210441
No. She's 30 now. But she was occasionaly posted before to remember us that she was a christmas cake very close to Hag evolution.

>>30210441
Marine is 30, her rm turns 30 in december. People usually don't mind if you post chuubas that are son to be hags, especially if they act mature enough

>>30210904
>We really have this conversation every single thread huh.
Idk why we've been getting an influx of newfags and baitposters asking the same questions over and over and bringing up the same people into the conversation. I hope we don't end up like those other threads, typing up a blogpost worth of FAQ in the OPs

>>30211231
No no I have heard the cake and the hag requirements before, I had just forgotten them since I haven't been using this board much as of late.

>>30211231
It's been like this for months now. I guess it's because we're too nice and usually reply. If we werent Im sure newfags would just do their reps and stop shitting the thread

>>30211569
we'd ought to at least call out the obvious brainlets who keep baiting conversations or derailing threads. I wonder what happened to the anon who made the short description posts with the pastebin of current hags

>>30211870
I was the anon who posted it, I stopped doing it when I got a ban and started phoneposting. And about the pastebin.. That anon said he was going to stop updating it

test

Inui is 3D today in her morning chat stream, very cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hn9qSeMmfs

Remember to reaffirm your love to your hag so she doesn't end up jealous and insecure of herself.

>>30219297
These POV arts really fuck me up man...I just want to give them hugs

I want to see Mio’s body trembling after multiple orgasms

>>30212048
NTA but anyone can update it, right?

>>30222178
https://files.catbox.moe/h78wmx.jpg

>>30223131
>https://files.catbox.moe/h78wmx.jpg
what happened to my skin

>>30223474
You were drawn by nip artist. They're pozzed beyond fucking belief and draw men as niggers

>>30219177
Cute cerberus

To celebrate that I'm able to post again. I'm gonna share my Korone, Polka, Mio and Botan folder. It have SFW and NSFW images and videos. Also some members videos. Would you prefeer if it were in a Mega Folder or just a zip file is good enought?

>>30224561
Mega, pls

>>30224872
I.. I think I'm gonna need to create a new account just to put the folders. They have so much stuff

>>30225038
Oh well whatever works for you then

>>30225038
Korone Folder : 20GB
Polka's : 989MB
Mio's : 8,14 GB
Fubuki's : 1,93 GB
Botan's : 18,6 GB

>>30225204
>Korone Folder : 20GB
>Polka's : 989MB
>Mio's : 8,14 GB
>Fubuki's : 1,93 GB
>Botan's : 18,6 GB

>>30140265
God AZKi is cute

How many holohags do you think have that old woman "smell"

>>30226170
Botan without a doubt

Lui is about to make me go full Takeshi

>>30225038
People actually collect images of more than one hag?!

>>30226539
I have my oshi but I am a haremchad and I love all hags equally

>>30226714
Fair enough. I just thought it'd be weird if ones oshi is a hag but then you're making folders of other hags that you like / adore.
Not that there's anything wrong with that mind you. There's a few hags I like myself but I've yet to make folders for them.

>>30226539
I have folders for most holos.

>>30223663
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n7UCVISATn0

>>30233816
I want her and Korone to collab again :(

>>30219177
>>30220623
>>30231365

I want to make sweet love to this hag. She does things to me. How can one hag have so much control over my libido?

>>30241562
It can't be helped around cute girls

>>30223572
Idk, he seems more like a spic to me, but yeah nips really enjoy drawing dark skinned men more often

>>30243149
>spic
Unironically there's no race with that skin tone. If someones skin looks like that they've been probably dead for days. That's what hack artist who don't want to spend time in shading or corectly coloring the male do. They spate some weird colour in the entire body of the man

>MEGA keeps crashing while I upload the zips
Uhhh I'm running out of ideas

>>30244215
mouth pussy

>>30241562

>>30247521
F-fubuki don't like it like that...

>>30247521
>>30248201
she won't stay a friend for long looking like this

https://forms.gle/dXYebmqxmVLrpBMz9
Vote for friend and suggest another hag.
So far he's done Botan, Mio, Flare, Watame and Koyori

>>30253159
Botan looks very different in that pic.

>>30250700
sauce

>>30250700
what is this even for?

Hag love!

The incel thread is making me mad. What hag would give the best blowjob to calm me down?

>>30263243
Just don't visit the catalog, especially not in this hellhole of a board

>>30263243
>looking at catalog after a recent event
literally asking to lose braincells and be mad anon

>>30263635
NTA, but I didn't expect to see the sheer insanity I witnessed. I know insanity is present, but I didn't expect it at that level.

>>30263243
Incel thread?

>>30263933
Yeah, there was a thread posting about how essential it is for women to be virgins to even consider dating them. If they'd ever had sex in the past, they were whores. It's a whole ordeal. But the existence of hags alone is enough to prove them wrong. I'll give you a link/tag/whatever over there if you want to check it out.
>>30214842

>>30263933
I scrolled through so you don't have to. TLDR, jannies are sleeping (again), doxx, drama, and retards are rampant, picrel
>>30264280
>linking shit threads
nigger what are you doing?

>>30264375
He asked about it, so I forwarded him over there. If he wants to engage in that conversation over there, he will. If not, he's at least informed about what thread we were talking about now. Now go back to posting hags, whore.

>>30264280
Some people have different preferences anon, you don't need to care if someone else would rather marry a woman with no body count over a woman wit 5+ body count. Also most hags aren't whores

>>30264280
Oh that thread. Pretty tame considering we're in SEA hours. Have a hag.

>>30264541
Cease. We're not bringing over a full-on conversation from that thread here. This is /hag/. Now post hag.

>>30264622
Ok but don't lump my sweet mature hags in the same category as whores and roasties

>>30264758
Cease!

>>30264541
>Also most hags aren't whores
any hag with a body count would be deemed a "roastie" if I'm correct but as >>30264622 says, leave the catalog to their schizoid ramblings. Post hags in peace

My feelings on Polka confuse me. Her design isn't even remotely haglike. Really, her design doesn't seem like one I'd like at all. I'm also not even remotely into clowns. But why does it radiate so much fucking dominant sexual hag energy?

>>30265174
To me she reminds me of a hag who found her calling as a performer and just kinda owns it, but is relatively tame/casual when not performing/in her outfit

>>30267154
I vibe with this. Do you think she'd do clown tricks for me while we fuck?

>>30267340
She'd probably be ecstatic if you asked

>>30267720
I said this as a joke, but now I actually want this.

>>30134396

Why is /hag/ unironically a great place to hang out? This board can be insane but /hag/ is really chill. Is this what a hags do to men?

>>30267852
>is this what hags do to men?
make you grow the fuck up? yeah

>>30267787
That's Polka for you, baby

>>30268068
Can confirm. I've said this here before, but before I fell in love with my hag oshi Lui, I was only ever interested in dating barely legal girls. I found them to be the hottest, potentially due to not having the mental capacity to handle dating back in High School and thus being mentally stuck there. At some point, I found Lui and she immediately clicked with me.
It wasn't her looks that got me. They're great, but it was hardly on my mind. What I love about her is how mature, calm, and responsible she is. In an instant, my interest in inexperienced and youthful girls (who most on this board fawn over, no offense) vanished. I want a hag who I can help relax after a day at work. I want to massage her when it's time for her to relax, brew her her morning coffee, and generally make her feel loved and cared for while she responsibly busts her balls (ovaries?) at work all day.

>>30268448
for me it was always this way. I genuinely felt a disconnect from most people around my age and always hung out with older people. This generational preference didn't seep into my romance until these past 2 years when I realized how retarded my generation was compared to fine, mature women. Now all of the vtubers I watch (except 1) are old cakes/hags and I dream of making Abe proud with a nice traditional family married to a strong, calm woman

>>30268690
I still think younger women have an easier time being physically attractive than older women (obviously not an issue with 2D women), but older women have a much greater likelihood to have a charming, fantastic personality.

>>30268448
>>30268690

Well said, anons

>>30268448 (me)
Oh, one more thing to add. I also went from being a switch (very dominant leaning) to being a switch (very submissive leaning). No clue if that has anything to do with it or is just a side effect of my brain flipping a switch.

I want a team of 5 hags to kidnap me and use me as a pawn for ransom, keeping me tied up for days and days while having constant sex with me on rotation. I want hot, rough, loving hag sex. I want them to develop feelings for me as they fuck me, but hide it from each other to not distract themselves from the mission.

>>30269497
>to not distract themselves from the mission
Are you saying you want them to succeed and get rid of you?

Hag enjoyers of /vt/, what are your favorite games to watch a hagtuber play?

>>30269669
Games from my childhood (late 90s to mid 2000s). I want to see them play games from a better time in gaming. I want to see them play the games that made me.

>>30267787

Hag friends

>>30271162
Who the fuck is clownpiece?

You are watching the elf, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twAfWd7qSWQ

>>30273342
Why would I?

>>30273443
>Not wanting to see a hag bounce around in 3D
Unironically gay.

>>30273730
love hags. 'ate elfs. simple as.

>>30273791
Still gay

>>30273791
Are you dawi?

>>30273886
>implying im a dwarf
That's going in the book, knife-ear.

>>30274033
NTA but dwarfs are actually cool

>>30274313
Total War: Hololive when?

>>30273791 (me)
Okay, I showed up for Ahoy. I can't not.

>I will never have a gf like flare
It hurts so much, brothers...

>>30275925
could be worse, you could yearn for a gf like botan

this hag uuoooooooooo!

God I love her so much.

>>30276327
She said she loves you too Anon.
YOU BOTH ARE

Polka is beautiful

>>30277250
Mio-mama practicing for my BWC!

>>30279638
I agree

>>30243828
Apparently the reason they do that is so the girl has more visual pop due to the color contrast

I want Polka to notice I'm into her, but too nervous to ask her out or do anything. I want her to pin me against the wall and tell me to relax. I want her to make love to me. I want her to tell me that from now on, I'm going to refer to her as "Mommy" and she'll refer to me as "Baby." I want her to dominate me and teach me how to properly please her.

>>30168817
sarah was 90 in the bible!!!

>>30280634
Mio-mama going to the beach, “forgetting” she still has marker left on her counting all the times you bred her recently

Wooly sheep

>your hag wants to rape you in front of your other hag friends
What 2 do

>>30286786
Sauce on artist?

>>30288887
Senaka
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/12369299

>>30288861
I'd simply rape her back

>>30253989
>>30255581
Found this post on the archive.

>>30188290

>>30289814
Did they ever post the artist?

Amazing news:
https://youtu.be/2DvAbomE4sY

>>30292984
I love pochi

>>30293175
We all do anon, we all do...

>>30292984
Was planning on making a new thread but I guess I'll just hang around here.

>>30292984
Aaaand it started!

>>30288861
Hag raping a younger man is hot. Allow it to happen.

>>30292984
God I fucking missed this hag

>>30290950
Seems to be a poll from someone called Dr.Beeeee or something, probably snatched from kemono or somewhere else

WDYD?

>>30294569
Artist?

>>30294600
Tokonone. They did an entire series similar to this.

>>30292984
Probably it will be a non-drawing stream but it's good to give her a bit of mental support.

>>30294652
>Tokonone
Oh yeah, his translated batch only goes up to April, I'll look up to see if he made more after.

>>30294760
If you find more, feel free to share. Specifically the holo ones if he's made anymore of those.

>>30294569
mating press, fake own death and pursue seggs with other hags

>>30294569
No rubber. There's only so many unsafe days left for her.

>>30294760
I'm just sad he stopped focusing on forced mating and started mixing in hypnosis garbage.

>>30294809
Will do, after all his art is really good.

>>30294924
Well, you can't just do one thing for a long time, shit gets boring and kills the feel for it.

>>30294905
But what if she insisted?

>>30282031
>>30293096
Didn't you know this clown doubled as a strongman performer, and could easily crush your pelvis with her thighs?

>>30295155
I want her to mount me cowgirl style and threaten to do just that if I don't behave and let her have her way with me.

>>30295004
We'd run out of rubbers eventually. Either way, she's getting pregnant.

>>30295326

My love of Lui is primarily a romantic, loving, caring focused one. Sex isn't something I think about very often with her. I resonate with her on a much deeper level. That being said, I'm sure we'd have frequent passionate, loving sex and would have serious talks about having a proper family together when we think the time is right.

>>30292984
>Just get better
>Stream at 3 am
Stop destroying your own body like this, Pochi... I beg you, please

>>30295155
I'd believe it, I mean have you see her thighs?

>>30295639
Imagine her squeezing down on your throat with those, making you submit to her and admit she's in charge.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sJ5pJNkPKiU

>>30296090
I wish she'd go full Belle Delphine and sell her bath water.

>>30295696
Aaand now i'm thinking about her fluffy tail flicking back and forth across my crotch, in a constant, if unintended, tease.

>>30296401
Femdom is so extremely underrated in porn in general. It's especially underrated in Hololive porn.

>>30296468
That's because it's gay anon. You want to be a woman.

>>30296512
Liking strong, confident, dominant women does not make you gay.

>>30296512
>Sex with women is gay just because you want them to be in charge sometimes
Imagine being this insecure about your masculinity.

>>30136533
Lioness' Pride will always be that one song that I just want but can't listen to

>>30296126
This may not be bathwater, but at least you’ll get to smell her all over you

>>30296926
What is that?

>>30296558
This
Though switch women are even better
Dominant one day, being your collared pet the next

>>30297002
Perfume oil, it’s way stronger than normal perfume
Put too much on and you’ll smell like you bred her fennec clussy to anyone in a 5 ft radius

>>30296512
I just like a woman who knows what she wants and is going to take it.

>>30297064
I tend to default to dominant as a rule of thumb. It's what I've been all my life, so it just comes naturally to me. But one of my biggest turn ons is when a woman is completely unimpacted by my attempts to be dominant and instead starts dominating me. Whenever it's attempted and actually done right, I completely lose all my strength and will to try to take back control. I want a hag to exploit that. To tell me I'm too young and naïve to be in charge and to know my place.

>>30294569
Use the well tested and proven tactic of saying there weren't any condoms that fit me at the conbini and proceed to mating press

>>30294569
Pic related but reversing the roles.

>>30294569
Dumb question but how does Mio know its not a safe day?

To all my fellow hagchads here, i just want to wish you a good sunday and that you guys can find a hag to love and impregnate.

>>30298300
Probably aware of her cycle.

>>30298343
I already found one, Anon. I just wish she'd find me...

Why is Taiga such a dick?

>>30298300
This >>30298431
About half way through the cycle is when women are most likely to get pregnant.

>>30298343
Thank you brother
I hope too...

>>30297431
Unironically true for most gaijin
Their large size is like western regular, forget it if you’re big in width for a gaijin
If you need something like trojan magnums or larger you gotta order it off amazon or go to a “foreign import” shop

>>30298431
>>30298626
So its like a alarm going off in her head or something?

>>30296661
That's Ever Blue for me. Great song, but damn is it depressing, really have to be in a specific mood for it.

>>30298798
No, she just knows when she gets her period and bases it off that.

>>30299096
Oh. I still kinda don't get it but I guess its a girl thing so I'm satisfied with the answer.
Cheers.

>>30299289
I genuinely wonder if you're old enough to be allowed to use this site, since I have to explain basic High School level female human anatomy to you. There is a regular cycle women go through in regards to their periods that happens over the course of a month, more or less. When their period hits, their womb takes a few days to clean itself out and do some renovation, which is why women bleed during their periods. Once that's all done, the womb goes back to producing eggs. So the best time is right in the middle before it hits the period, but after it's had time to prep itself after the last one.

>>30135031
kek what

>>30299445
I'm 32 yet I genuinely cannot remember if I learned about the female human anatomy at all. I just thought something buzzed in their head telling them if its a safe day or not.
But I'm still happy that you explained it to a moron like me, anon.

>>30300165
Well if you say you're 32, I believe you. But I recommend looking into women's reproductive anatomy. It's strange as fuck compared to our own.

>>30294040
W-what if the other hags join in the rape

>>30294816
>not staying with her to raise the children after saving her eggs
weak

>>30303008
I'd be fine with that, but I'd rather have them stay back and giggle and make fun of me as I get used. Maybe even record it. It's way hotter.

>>30299445
not sure if I'm stupid but I also don't really recall anything about female anatomy/reproductive system (and a lot of stuff from high school). I guess I just didn't care past the basics because it would never directly affect me unless I were deliberately trying to have a child

Taken from the /pol/ OP

>>30303413
You motherfucker. You had me searching all around the /pol/ board for that image. I completely forgot the polka thread is called /pol/ka.

>>30303618
polmao

>>30303413
Amen

>>30303413
Confessing my sinful fantasies about hags specifically her to polnun...

>>30303800
>>30303850
how would think she'd react if you confessed to wanting to breed the shit out of her?

>>30304312
She'd probably cry for happiness

>>30304312
Something like this

https://twitter.com/hutosutoro/status/1556219433655631873

>>30304312

>>30256370
God imagine the smell

>>30276327
>>30276583
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxWgav6p1DgiYzujLumVrzEX7r9LI293EL

>Wake up
>New Pochi notif
>Members only and I'm poor as shit
Tell me this at least anons, is Pochi doing well? Is she happy?

>>30306058
I love how Toko's tits grow bigger with each passing fanart

>>30307056
Are you sure it's members only? I could watch it just fine and I'm not a member.

>>30307350
Did you get gifted one or something? Lucky bastard.

>>30307433
The stream was public but the archive is members only. It said so in the stream's thumbnail.

>>30307433
No, she must have made the vod members only for some reason then. I could watch it just fine live.

>>30307606
>>30307571
Somehow I didn't fully process what "members only archived" actually meant.

Pochi HATE

Been archiving for nearly so many consecutive hours (nearly 72), I'm starting to forget what anything means. We love little old ladies, right?

>>30305519
after all Polka’s ideal partner is “someone who can match the love in her heart“

>>30309795
I just realize this implies we're not already horny.

So... uh... hags?

>>30311761
i think you're onto something

>>30312067
I don't really talk about Akriose much, but I really love how all her outfits are so erotic. How does she do it?

>>30310255
I'll be honest, I'm not sure anyone could match the amount of love Polka has, but I'd do everything in my power to try. She deserves is.

Okay well I'm going to bed I guess.

>>30310255
I want to be with her so bad bros....

>>30312327
It's the elven blood and the hag energy. Made to seduce younger men.

My daughter forgot to put suncream before playing in the Beach... what to do...

>>30314652
Damn, I can't believe Noel gets free daily hagsex.
>>30314918
Your daughter is very cute.

Almost at the limit, see you in the next thread hagbros

>>30320513
Yeah sorry I wasn't really here for this thread guys. Have kitty titties.

Oyasumi hagbros

Sleep well haggots

>>30134396
How old is Flare?

>>30327848
I want to sleep with Polka while holding her fluffy tail like that