/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bogos Binted?

>>30008454
UOUOUOUO AAA

>>30008391
she literally cooked on stream

>>30008391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wyeCWgvxjc
fucking retard i hate women

It's an act

>>30008523
I can't do it like this

>>30008391
My nigga..it's called kayfabe.

>>30009046
But why would you kayfabe being retarded?

>>30008391
>20+
>believing every word from an ewhore

I can save her

>>30008975
No furniture

shes perfect

>>30009085

>be her 20 yo
> never cooked
>be me 23 yo
>never get laid

i'm still loosing anyways

>>30009674
HAZUKASHI shi, shi

>>30010491
Guys look at me I'm so cute

>>30010563
Rosemi-sama desuwa

>>30009728

>>30009085
It gained her an audience and money. Do you even need to ask?

I never cooked until I was 28

>>30008391
she's a whore

>>30008391
modern woman

https://twitter.com/sumeragi_pal/status/1555196154371280896?t=N3ToPBQkyVJXvPpaUj9JZg&s=19
>Ahhh should have been me!

>>30009085
because people like cute retards, not ugly ones

Zoomers and especially female ones are lazy. They would rather order ubereats or grubhub then spend 10 - 30 minutes cooking. they can't even be bothered to order over a phone due to anxiety

>>30008391
guys lets bully rosemi into doing more asmr

wosemi <3

>>30008536
Poorly, each time she's cooked she's done basic stuff and it usually turns out bad, remember thise Buta cookies that came from hell? Even she didn't want to eat it.

>>30009046
Normally I'd agree but if you know her PL you'd know her parents did everything for her, probably why she acts so bratty all the time.

>>30010685
Kawaii
Oh-hohohohoho~

>>30011650
1
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GO

>>30008391
With a girl like Rosemi-sama you'd think she'd be the most popular in Nijisanji amongst the GFE portion.

Which one is the better helpless retard hafu daughter experience?

>>30008975
It's "damn, you live like this?"

lazy fucking cosplaying whore
>>30010884
>he doesn't know
lol, that didn't make her money, not even as rosemi

>>30011848
Rosemi can just be considered useless. Pikamee is an actual threat to herself and those around her

>>30011773
She doesn't do GFE that's the problem and considering her life there is a good reason for that

>>30008391
woah, she's just like me

>>30010974
That's pathetic anon. Everyone, should be able to cook by age 14.

>>30011773
what do you mean a girl like her? I pickme whore with no personality whose surface-level interests are all from her brother? who promised us greatness when she quit working, only to spit in our faces by the collab spam, lying to us to go to Luca's stream, cancelling a solo stream midway for a fucking VSHOJO collab where she didn't even speak?
lmao, get real
Pomu is rightly the most popular niji girl because of the effort she puts in. Rosemi can't be bothered to do anything that requires even the most minimal preparation.

>>30016137
I need to get my ears checked.

>>30016709
Want another surprise? The part where she goes "roriroriroriroriro" it's actually her imitating Kenmochi.
Here's the source: https://youtu.be/7Qbxefczxeg?t=169

>>30016695
ENTER
the roseschizo

>>30010974
same except 34

>>30017062
>muh schizo
not an argument. nothing said there is a lie.

>>30016695
>Pick me
Back to twitter fucko

>>30016695
What one (ONE) missed letter does to a motherfucker.

https://youtu.be/p0yvR2aGi1w
Fuck dudes, your girl is kinda cute.

>>30009046
It's called living with your parents

>>30017644
jinzou farmer f-f-f-f-farmer

>>30017644
she's a cosplaying whore

>>30017910
This post stinks of kiwifarms women.

>>30016695
SchizoBud how i missed you my guy, you have been away for 2 long you crazy bastard

>>30017736
You lived with your parents (still probably do), I guarantee you know how to order a pizza and pay for it. That's not a justification of her pretending she doesn't know the basics of anything.

>>30018092
She was obviously pretending. Yeah right she's going to "cry" ordering and picking up a pizza in her front door but has no trouble traveling to Japan alone, or being adamant on going on her trip alone even if her mom didn't come with her.
These are things she's discussed on stream.

>>30008454
bogos binted, binted
we pour up
my glock is ready, we roll up
bite the bullet, bitch
welcome to $outh$ide $uicide

>>30011773
>most popular amongst the GFE portion
That's Selen, by a long shot.

>>30018092
I know because my mom forced me to learn, she would make me go order the stuff when we went out to eat or when calling to order food and at the time I hated it because I was terrified of talking to people like this, she probably played it up for the stream but rosemi's parents are overprotective and it doesn't sound too absurd to me that they would've done all of this for her

>>30008391
It's part of the character. They all try and do quirky shit that make the viewers go WHAT THE FREAK, ONLY MY OSHI LMAO. Pic related.

>>30018955
They're overprotective of her online activities. That's about it. Her mom nags her for doing unlady-like things. Her excuse was a shit one, like what healthy household doesn't mostly cook instead of relying on takeout for food all the time? You are doing some Olympic level mental gymnastics to justify such a shit lie.
>>30019071
Finana actually does do this.

>>30008391
Useless women makes me hard

When you live with your parents you don't need to. Source: 27 and never did either. I browse /vt/ while my parents do all the shit.

da wose

How do you fags not know how to cook? Literally put butter/olive oil in and then stuff you want to eat and bam you can cook now.

>>30009728

>>30019410
I just microwave everything

>>30011492
It's a stunt to copy haachama cooking. We all know it.

>>30019410
I just tried that and burned my chicken nuggies, thanks asshole.

>>30017644
holy kino

she’s cute

>>30020741
no proof of this

>>30020203
haachama's gimmick is eating garbage, not being bad at cooking

>>30019330
I'm not trying to justify anything, I'm just saying that at least for me it doesn't sound as absurd as some people here apparently think it is

>>30020884 consider >>30017644

>>30020884

>>30021131
No, having overprotective parents isn't absurd. Rosemi has said, in no order:
>Doesn't know how to order or pay for pizza
>Barely knew how to order from Mcdonalds
>Doesn't know how to use can openers and somehow breaks THREE separate ones with as weak as she is
>Doesn't know basic Internet meme or terminology (at first)
>Can attract people by her actions no human can possibly see without a magnifier of some kind (binoculars/telescope)
A lot of stuff Rosemi says in her kayfabe goes too exaggerated that it makes it sound unbelievable. The only thing she's said that is 100% true is she's not allowed to have a relationship (in her parent's eyes) til she's 30, which is VERY typical of asian households.

>>30008391
>strict parenting
>not allowed to go outside by her mom
>no friend
>dadjokes from her dad
>super terrible with money (like 3-4 credit cards and no clue what she used them for)


Cute baka rose.

she breaks can openers because she turns it counter-clockwise and not because of kayfabe

>>30022196
Doesn't she work? Before I dropped her I heard she got a job and moved by herself, did I remember that last part wrong?

>>30022374
She did, then quit her job once vtubing paid enough to get by on.

>>30020884
It's self-evident.

No groceries? Hazukashi!!!

>>30008391
do you really beliebe it?

She's just like me

>>30010823
Please don't tell me her last name is actually Lovelock...
Bruh

>>30018796
>chuuba with least GFE actions is most loved by GFEtards

>>30025299
Selen is the most gfe by far

>>30024485
LoveCOCK

>>30025340
Provide evidence. She’s gap moe but that’s it.

>>30025360
yeah, mine

>>30023809
Either she is a cute genius actor who can act being insecure and sometimes sounding a bit fake and/or she is a cute dumb baka who had very strict parents.

>>30008391
I think you're describing a fair number of people on this board

>>30025299
>most loved by GFEtards
Is this some factual evidence or is it made entirely by voices in your head?

>11yo
>Acts and sounds like a kid
>Autistic daddy's special girl
>Roleplayed as an OL to pretend to be an adult. Got autistically immersed on it she burnt out.
>Was grounded for a week when she made a post here and was caught saying nigger
>Still thinks the titanic it's just a movie
>Extreme fear of dinosaurs
>Lives off sugar because she's just a child
>Old men have tried to rape her as many times you have ate bread
>Only Fulgur knows she's actually a child the shock was so great he's on a break
Anything else I'm missing?

>>30025402
Do your voice pack reps.

>>30011492
I don’t watch rosemi but I do bake. What the hell happened to those cookies?

Cookies are the easiest baked good to make. You have to really try to fuck up on them. How vtubers screw it up so badly time after time I will never understand.

Hazukashiii~

>>30019410
There’s also YouTube. Learning how to cook is easy, you just have to be good at learning, period.

That means that when you don’t understand part of the instructions or are missing an ingredient or a piece of equipment, you look up why that step is there and learn what you didn’t know, instead of winging it and just assuming it’ll be fine. *That’s* why people fuck up even when everything’s written in the recipe already. You and I know that it’s usually ok to add a pinch of salt to a dish, what a mirepoix is, and the difference between different kinds of flours, so we both know that shit’s easy. But if you don’t know it already, it’s hard and it’ll stay hard if you’re a bad self-learner.

This is also why people screw up on ikea assembly instructions. They guess when they’re confused instead of looking it up.

>>30025299
You don't understand indirect GFE. They're not liked for doing "GFE actions", they're liked for doing shit a girlfriend would actually do

>>30008391
I mean if she was my daughter I'd probably spoil her, so I can see why this can happen.

>>30027533
In the VPs she's pretty direct about it, too.

>>30027533
Do anons here really have a thing for a girl who can’t do *anything*? I only want a gf with the minimal baseline competency at household chores that I do. And I know how to cook, to the point where at least I can skim a recipe and wing it from there.

>>30008391
There’s a reason we’re all here watching anime girls anime. Modern girls are useless

>>30027908
I have a thing for Selen, not Rosemi. Selen can cook, clean and can probably build a pc.

>>30008391

>Has asian parents
>Has stereotypical toxic asian parent upbringing

How the fuck are you surprised?

>>30008391
She's so perfect buds... ༼;´༎ຶ ۝༎ຶ`༽

>>30028514
Rosemi can do all those things...

>>30016570
Cooking is no longer a required skill to survive, so it is not taught with any kind of priority. Yes, it’s pathetic to not know how to cook by her age, but this is not even uncommon in adult men and women. Cooking isn’t a skill like singing, literally anyone can learn how to do it.

>>30008391
My sister is nearly 18 and is on the same boat because me and my mom do both things for her so I could see it happening for wosemi

>>30028645
Yes, but will it be edible/working?

>>30029486
Yes? She talks about the food she makes sometimes and she builds her own PCs. I know you don't watch her so stop pretending like you know things you don't.

>>30027533
Like what? clogging your toilet and not telling you so she can blame it on you?
Or leaving 10 pairs of shoe on the doorway because she can't bother to pick it up?

>>30030024
You sure like telling the toilet clogging story anon

>>30008391
her bf does all those things for her

>>30030374
I do yeah

>>30030228
Not my fault

>>30030374
How did you knew I do all those things to her?

>>30030431
>>30030590
I posted this

>>30008391
Tragic. If I was her yeah me guy, she'd be doing a non-simulated cooking arc on stream every single day until she liked it.

>>30008391
define 'cook'.
Is it cooking some rice and scrambled eggs or is it making curry from scratch or is it using the microwave and oven?

>>30011687
WABBA DABBA DABBA IS THAT TRUE

>>30008391
Its called being a rich kid.

>>30008391
I've never gone grocery shopping and I'm in my mid 30s.

>>30033649
SHOOBIE DOO BIE DOOBIE DOOO

>>30022810
Wrong. She had that job to build her resume. She quit because she no longer needed it, as evidenced by her going back to school

>>30050930
ROSEMI-SAMA
ROSEMI-SAMA