/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>29488266
I eat my cereal with water instead of milk because I don't like the "creaminess" of milk.

>>29488266
I dropped HoloEN for NijiEN late last year and haven't looked back since

>>29488266
I don't watch any vtubers but I masturbate to their models

I need a shit

>>29488494
same and now i'm mostly an indiechad

I thought holostars was a joke and I was just dropping in out of curiosity.

I enjoy their streams more then the girls.

>>29488444

Yes pope, this post right here.

I've been slowly but surely getting into loli hentai recently and I think I'm loving what I see. But I'm afraid of being accused of being a pedophile even though I want nothing to do with actual kids IRL except maybe to punch or kill them. I still like huge tits, don't get me wrong, but I understand why lolicons are the way they are now.

>>29488494
based and nijipilled

>>29488266

I want to fuck Marine. and her to shit on my face

"" and fart ""

>>29488266
I dropped a holo EN that I usually watch for Vesper & Dezmond, and holy shit I never realized how stale her content is.

I made the Kanata bait thread earlier today. She's a good girl.

>>29488266
I want to fuck Marine and her to sit on my face
and fart

>>29488873
>I'm afraid of being accused of being a pedophile
Why would you need to reveal your anime porn preferences to anyone that would matter?

I was masturbating to a clip of Gura's ringfit adventure.

The video ended and accidently autoplayed to Magni dezmond channel.

I had an orgasm while a dude was playing spore in the background.

>>29489414
did it feel good tho?

>>29489414
Get magged

>>29489414
Chalk up another chumpedo getting magged.

>>29489511
Yes. It was like a bro cheering on me behind my back as I pound my wife.

>>29488266
I have been spouting the absolutely most toxic statements and opinions I can think of in order to bait people into repudiation. People are calling me “based” instead.

>>29488266
Ive been watching the indos more and ive started to like them more than EN

>>29490091
based means true to yourself so... since you are lying they are wrong. But since they don't know, they kinda aren't.

I murdered Abraham Lincoln.

There's a menhera girl I want to save.
But she keeps saying I can't save her. That only makes me want to save her more.

>>29488266
rude posts about sana get me riled up and I'm usually a stable human, have no idea why it brings out the schizo in me but everyone should be nice to her

>>29488266
I hate corpo vtubers, whether I watch them they don't feel genuine because there is always this thought in the back of my mind that everything involved with the vtuber might just be manipulated by the company they are in just to milk their fanbase, at least when I'm watching indies it feels like it's just their hobby and I can tell myself that they aren't doing it only for money

>>29497112

The same could be said about some indies. Don't forget that Vwhorejos started from indies that wanted more money and fame.

>>29488266
Forgive me Ina for I have sinned. I don't watch Holo EN anymore. Not even Gura. Maybe it's the antis getting to them, maybe it's the departures and stress but they just seem a lot more distant and cold now. I still watch Sora a bit but I'm quickly becoming a Phase Connect weirdo instead. I didn't even watch any of your Elden Ring playtrough, which, from what I gather is your favorite game!

I had anxiety over failing as a vtuber so I spent all the $ I had planned on using for a model on a vacation that was shit, now I'm ready to start but am afraid of the png debuff

>>29497039
I have posted rudely about Sana because for 10 months out of 12 she did mostly nothing. Her first month of streams was good, and this last month of content has been excellent, but everything in between was disappointing, especially regarding the lies to justify her inactivity considering how active she is on her real account. If I were a Sana fan or member I would have been extremely disappointed.

One of the nicer girls from highschool just showed up in my facebook feed looking like a twig. I didn't recognise her and thought that one of the guys from school trooned out or something. It's fucked up because she wasn't exactly the prettiest, looked fine back in school, but she was nice and that's was more important.
The saviourfag in me almost wanted to message her and tell her to eat something, but I only ever spoke to her occasionally for like a year or two because we had the same further maths class.

I avoid every Elden Ring stream. I fucking hate that game as streaming content.

>>29488266
I have busted a nut every day for the last 2 years to vtubers and I'm not planning on stopping any time soon. Your oshi has made me cum buckets.

I don't actually hate Gura, but seeing Chumbuds on here fucking seethe is hillarious

I shitposted a lot about HolostarsEN before their debuts, but I ended up liking them a lot. Dez and Vesper are the only vtubers I've seriously considered getting a membership for

>>29488444
You are the worst person on this board

I love my oshi and she knows it. It makes her uneasy but she’s kind to me about it. This is all I need and I know she’s a good person.

>>29497836
I don't discount anything you said, you're legitimately correct in every way. I'm frustrated with her and I loved her content and personality, so I get why people shitpost her. Still brings out the menhera in me

I only watch holos but goddamn Salome's design does things to me

>>29499373
Do it.

>>29499583
Seeing you seethe is just as fun.

Bump

>>29499373
Don't drop eat more if you actually want to save her. That will have a reverse effect.
t. Former twig

>>29488266
I'm starting to lose interest on my oshi and I don't know why.
Her content hasn't changed and she's still nice to chat, but I don't feel the same way I used to when watching her. Now I feel bored easily and I'd rather be doing something else or watching someone else. Has anyone else been through this?

>>29488444
Death sentence

>>29507087
The honeymoonfase is over and you're slowly realizing she just isn't that entertaining.

i make gura porn for living

>>29507087
You simply grew out of it. Do whatever makes you happy, your oshi is not your actual spouse.

>>29488873
You're in for some fun then. Good luck anon

>>29488266
I don’t like idolshit and I exclusively watch hololive for their gamer moments

>>29507247
>>29507487
There is no way back, then?

>>29507639
No. Go away and don't look back.
The sooner you get out of here, the better your life will be.

>>29507820
Well, hope I find a new oshi at some point.

>>29507087
>>29508779
I just think you got tired of the same content over and over again. Watch some other chuubas in the meantime and come back to your original oshi after some time to see if that changes anything

>>29507350
MoralCacoethes? You are a hero and I've spilled a lot of cum to your Guras

>>29508779
Maybe you should just become a casual supporter and watch her stuff a bit more sparingly if you're still at the stage of emotional attachment. Maybe you'll eventually leave that behind, maybe she'll do something that lights up the spark again one day. It's dumb to agonize over oshis like that.

I switched my oshi from JP Holo that got me into hololive to one from myth month after their debut. Haven't watched anyone else ever since besides collabs. I still buy occasional merch from my former oshi.

Also every vtuber should have pubic hair modeled into their avatar even if you can't see it.

>>29507087
I'm in the same boat and have been in the same in the past.
I don't know if the solution is to analyze your tastes in order to easily find someone to move over to or to take a break for a few days or weeks.
In my case, it just comes down to the fact that my oshi's zatsudans are sparse and all their topics all center around their family or lewd shit, both things that I'm not particularly interested in, and I've become uninterested in their creative output by their creative output.
That said, I don't hold strong emotional attachments to the ones I watch the most, so it's probably easier on my end.
Pic unrelated, Anya's accent is hot.

>>29488266
I haven't told my family I have a bone shard in my spine that is slowly killing me and can't be taken out.

>>29488266
I masturbate with my butt and yes I do like Marine

>>29511676
Im interested in doing butt play anon. Tell me how to prep and do it. Also do you feel gay doing it?

>>29511729
Well now I prepare properly with an enema and I generally do it an hour or so before I would do anything else but I used to just go into to the shower and get it clean just from getting the fingers up in there and playing around until my fingers don't get dirty or smell at all.
It's not hard to do, you just put things in your butt and move it around.
It doesn't really feel gay but its probably more to do with what is being thought about. For the majority of the time I'm thinking about the task.

>>29511415
a-anon?

>>29512187
I see. I always like getting my ass ate but always flinched when sometimes tries to go the opposite way. I'll try doing fingers and shower first since an enema sounds like a next step process

>>29510030
>>29511384
Thanks for the advice, I'll give that a try

>>29514024
It's fine, I gave up on everything ages ago and really just live because others want me around.

>>29509639
No.. I'm rather new in the game but make a buck in fanbox

>>29516837
Any advice you could give to someone that's interested on getting into this? Doing bad in money lately and art is the only thing I'm decent at.

I've not watched a single Mori stream but I've been jerking off to an animation of her getting fucked using clips of her voice even though its not the sexiest. The ending of her whispering 'God, that's what I fucking needed' after getting creampied makes my dick shoot like a firehose.

>>29517263
Only post guras nip on fanbox

>>29515262
Your oshi needs you anon

>>29488266
I masturbate to kiki

>>29490091
based

I think I only still have Ina's membership due to the sunk cost fallacy, I haven't actually watched her in a while. It's not that I think she's declined or anything, I just don't really have all that much interest in watching vtubers other than Gura now, even though I thought Ina was my oshi in the early months of EN.

>>29488266
I like to use my mouse cursor to pet vtuber heads. How severe is my autism?

>>29524376
That's pretty based and I should start doing it too.

>>29488266
I want to murder every cuck on this earth to improve the human race.
Quickly and relentlessly with a brick until the work is done, then I can rest

I came to /vt/ solely to shit post Sana's graduation but I got caught up in HomoEN and now I come here often to support my boys and piss off /#/s with magposting.

>>29526569
anon /#/ doesn't care, or you are doing a bad job because I've yet to see someone replying angrily to a magposting.

>>29526569
Anon you have brain disabilities if you think anyone in /#/ is posting in good faith. Of course a newfag would think he's le epic troller while getting trolled himself. Pathethic desu.

>>29488266
I hate vtuber, i dont watch or follow them, i dont even watch clips, the only reason i'm here is to shitpost, make rrats/schizo threads and insult your "oshis"

>>29488266
I'm only able to really get along with women and the majority of my friends are female. The only guys I can get along with are fellow schizos (basically this board and /x/) and coomers, I try to be less autistic and more approachable towards other guys and actively make an effort to socialize and make friends but to no avail regardless of me being myself or putting on a front. Though from most guys I usually get called a woman due to my personality (I'm typically just quiet and don't really speak much unless spoken to or if I feel drumming up a conversation plus I dont really have much of an opinion on most things since I'm either not interested or just indifferent to most things in general). I tried being "less of a woman and more manly" by trying to have opinions and thoughts about things that weren't just indifference in addition to being more assertive but it didn't work + it felt like I wasnt being myself/genuine. I can't tell if the people telling me I'm like a woman and call me a beta are trying to make me troon or gay and trying to fuck me

While I get along with girls more I have problems with them too occasionally, especially they can apparently sniff out I'm into femdom and submissive (I literally never bring this up unless the conversation is about perverted shit which is rare anyways). Some of these girls (and even some guys, not always mind you) tell me I'm a cuck, I was born inferior and that I will never be loved and die alone

In regards to actual relationships and sex. The thought of me having the latter legitimately repulses me to my very core and the idea of marriage/having children creeps me out to know, especially the fact that I could probably create life because I don't want to spread my fault, defective and an doing the world a favor. The former just creeps me out because while I was in a relationship during my high school days (people say it doesn't count plus was basically pity dating me/only dating me because she owed her classmates a favor). I unironically checked to see if I was gay or a tranny in the making since people kept saying these things me, especially when I had a mental breakdown because my highschool ex kissed and my brain couldn't process it

Im more or less over my highschool ex but idk of I'm just broken and defective like everyone else tells me or bot

I think I porn addictioned myself into being gay

I'm tired and emotional

>>29488266
I've been lurking here for roughly a year now but I still don't fully understand what a "unicorn" is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask because I don't want to look like a newfag.

I love my oshi a lot but anti comments are starting to get to me. I dislike feeling like I need to justify my love for a VTuber to a bunch of tribalistic schizos who'll never give her a real chance, but I do.

>>29531089
I'm going to help you with your insecurities, you type like a woman a really cute womanI would fuck you if I knew you

cute

>>29488266
Back in April I started a nofap thing where each month I'd add a day of the week where I can't fap, intended to ease me into it. This month I was supposed to only be able to do it Monday through Wednesday, but I haven't been able to keep it. Something just possesses me during that dead zone and I crank one or two out. I worry this coming month it will all fall apart, because if I can't restrict my fapping to 3 days a week, how can I do 2?

>>29537132
In classic folklore, the unicorn was a symbol of purity which could only be captured by a virgin. In the context of idols and vtubers, it refers to people who seek out girls who are pure virgins, abandoning them at any sign of that not being the case.

>>29549596
Why restrict it? I fap every day, often times more than once. What compels you to do this that I do not see?

>>29550507
Religious awakening partly, but also I feel like something big is coming, and I need to become strong and disciplined to be ready for whatever the future may hold.

_he's a total drama whore and absolute cancer but I love his model and I'm infatuated with his voice. I wish he made original content like ASMR or roleplay stuff

I MD5 filter every co*ncil or i*ys image I see, and have every related name and general topic likewise filtered. I do not want to see them, hear them, or think about them, complete waste and mistake of a generation.

Im a kissless 28y/o autistic virgin
im passable in normal conversation thanks to my parents and being in public school, but ive never been in a relationship and im too socially anxious and afraid of failure to even bother trying to ask people out. im also fat and loathe my appearance and dont see what someone would see in me, even though im fine with my personality and shit. i know i can fix the physical aspect, but i hate having to fail over and over and over again before i find something that works for me, which might also be the reason im only now trying to get of SSRIs after having taken them forever.
The only joy i get is from collecting guns, riding my motorcycle and gaming. and pathetic as it sounds, slice of life animes and VNs are the only things that make me feel normal like i was in an actaul relationship, till the illusion is broken when i look away from the screen. i suppose thats why i like the parasocial relationship with vtubers as well, even if theyre just entertainers at the end of the day.

>>29551592
>The only joy i get is from collecting guns, riding my motorcycle and gaming
Hey, if you get in shape you'll be able to at least add things like biking/lifting weights/running/etc. to that list. That's the main benefit though, don't do it thinking women will be more interested in you (they won't be).

>>29488873
Same here anon. Initially I was one of those "different strokes for different folks" type people, only to realize (fairly recently) that I'm into it as well. I'm an artist and I've been drawing cunny for myself, but for some reason I'm paranoid that it'll get out somehow

>>29488266
I draw more chuubas than I actually watch them now. I lost interest in watching streams and clips months ago but I still like their designs so I just draw them plus they're good for shilling

Bump

>>29523991
Day 1 member here, it's understandable. She even admitted to feeling burned out before her break and it still doesn't feel like she's gotten back into the swing of things since coming back.
In over two months she hasn't drawn except for finishing the sponsored one, there's only been one members stream and it was a zatsu, and sure they may be easy content but I do miss the watchalongs.
Hoping it's just because of the hassle of moving but I would probably have at least paused my membership if I wasn't holding onto that day 1 "prestige".

>>29488444
What the fuck man. Seriously

At this point my oshi is the woman I've masturbated to the most ever, between her rm, her PL and her current avatar.

>>29550508
Gotcha. Thanks for filling me in, anon.

My ass itched so I scratched it and smelled my finger after and the stench was so bad it was like I shit myself.

>>29564005

bath time.

I finally found a job and due to server issues I wasn't able to fill out paperwork today and they want me to come in tomorrow to do it. I have other unavoidable obligations tomorrow as well and if I end up missing of any Sana's graduation live I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Why can't anyone say what time it starts?

>>29564005
ew

>>29559801
This sounds like how I'll end up as when my new indie gets membership implemented. Double the feelings too since she has a small following

I'm a filthy EOP and I keep plauging a JP 2view's chat with my presence. I keep Gosling over her but I can't understand her

>>29517339
uh what the fuck link that

>>29517339
sauce

bump

>>29576013
Not the anon and not Mori but I am your friend and I can sense your horniness. Embrace it! It makes you strong. Here, it has an unusual power but even someone of your current capabilities should find it greatly useful. https://vocaroo.com/1ljc8r2hSUUk
Hehahahahaha!

>>29488266
bustin makes me feel good

Kill me

>>29564005
>Americans
Get a bidet, stinky. And take a shower/bath.

>>29576013
>>29576483
Go to rule34.xxx and search the combination of;
Mori_Calliope
Animated
Original_Voice

>>29488873
Good attempt at honeypot there, Glowie, not gonna arrest me no no.