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>can't sing
>can't game
>afaik can't draw
>berely speaks more than one language
>no streaming experience

I like her but why did they hire her?

>> No.29194569

>>29194456
sex

>> No.29194608

>>29194456
Her talent is having that SEX model

>> No.29194623

>>29194456
They want to pander more to the yumejo audience with a literal otome game vchuuba

>> No.29194625

>>29194456
She's friends with someone inside. When they say that Nijisanji is family, they mean nepotism.

>> No.29194750

>>29194456
>I like her but why did they hire her?
You figured it out without realizing you figured it out.

>> No.29194822

>>29194456
Because she has a 6 figure following

>> No.29194918

Decent energy and she can talk for ages about nothing. She's like a more otomege addled Elira that's more comfortable with drinking.

>> No.29194945

>>29194822
doko?

>> No.29195166

>>29194456
she does have quite a lot of streaming experience and has created youtube content for 4+ years at the same time

>> No.29195260
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WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY HIRE AN ESL LATINA MOMMY TO WHISPER GOOD BOY INTO MY (the 3dio's) EAR GOD DAMN NIJISANJI YOU HAD ONE JOB I COULD'VE BEEN CUMMING TO THIS BROWN SKINNED GODDESS FIFTEEN TIMES A DAY BUT INSTEAD YOU HIRE THE OWNER OF THE MOST CHRONICALLY UNWASHED VAGINA IN THE FUCKING WORLD THAT HAS BEEN PLAYING FUCKING OTOME GAMES ON LOOP FOR YEARS
DEAR CHRIST CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE SCENT OF HER FUJOSHIT BUTTHOLE AND PITS, QUITE PUNGENT INDEED AND MOST DELECTABLE BUT I AM STILL INCREDIBLY LET DOWN

>> No.29195262

> Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex

>> No.29195518

>>29195166
who ?

>> No.29195687

>>29194456
We haven't actually heard her try singing yet, have we? She might be sandbagging on that one.

>> No.29195707

>>29194945
>>29195518
spoonfeeder here ami y*shiko

>> No.29195855

>>29195707
Pretty hot, I would shove my tongue inside her turd cutter

>> No.29195946

I love Kaela so much bros.

>> No.29195995
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29195995

>>29195707
HOT

>> No.29196112

>>29195707
Whilst I would use her shit as toothpaste, I still think she is a bad fit as scarle.

>> No.29198314

>>29194456
Politics.

>> No.29198645

>>29194456
>can talk nonstop
>constantly making funny voices
>knows how to fake an accent for comedic effect
>has fun with her model
>can do the mommy voice but can also be bullied
shes 100% a quality entertainer

>> No.29198724

>>29194456
SEX

>> No.29198829

>>29198645
the bar for getting into niji is that low huh

>> No.29199024

>>29198829
yes, given how talking is 99% of the job, the other 1% being a quirky talent

>> No.29200210

>>29194456
its very simple actually, she fucked several staff members or at least she sent them videos doing everything they asked, women like her can only get a job in that way.

>> No.29201607

>>29195707
sex

>> No.29201684

Didn't Finana also have no streaming experience when they hired her?

>> No.29201938

>>29194456
>>no streaming experience
she has streaming experience, this is not hololive bud

>> No.29201962

>>29194456
Magni's girlfriend

>> No.29202094

>>29195687
she has alot of lines in their song
but still not bad as Selen/Nina/Mysta/Vox

>> No.29202198

>>29198829
tell be what is the bar for other corpos
vshojo not included you only join if you are already big

>> No.29202202

>>29194456
millie's nepo hire

>> No.29202422
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29202422

>>29198645
She just needs some ok game picks (not even "good". Just ok) and she'll be golden

Management please force her into playing Minecraft, chillas games, anything, for love of god

>> No.29202622

>>29194456
She'll safe herself by bruteforcing a homostars collab and then attaching herself to them.

>> No.29202866

>>29202202
she's literally a female voice in Fulgur's lore intro
how she is Millie's and not his nepo hire?

>> No.29203012

>>29202422
she can just learn dude, there's no way she cant
look at enna

>> No.29203214

>>29194456
she talks about titties

>> No.29203495

>>29202622
That would be amazing.

>> No.29203679

>>29202622
Please no, my homos...

>> No.29203873

>>29202198
anonchama Axel had 1.3k subs and he made it into fucking HoloPro

>> No.29204719

>>29203873
How that has anything to do with nijisanji having a "low bar" because of scarle?

>> No.29206644

>>29204719
The guy he replied to asked about the bar for other corpos.

>> No.29206840

>>29203873
At least Axel has decent singing talent

>> No.29206866

>>29194456
So I can breed her

>> No.29206978

>>29194456
>but why did they hire her?
N E P O T I S M hire

>> No.29207222

>>29195707
>>29194822
More like 6 figure forehead

>> No.29207320

>>29198829
The old bar for Hololive was high in comparison to today. Now they don't even hire people with talent, let alone stream.

Said it before and I'll say it again, Calli's Off With Their Heads is ironic now that we know how lazy HoloEN is.

>> No.29207504

>>29194456
Sex voice and decent spanish.

>> No.29207943

>>29195707
all the comments are from fujos and fags

>> No.29208053

>>29194456
>berely speaks more than one language
the irony...

>> No.29208596

>>29194456
Did you not watch her talking?

>> No.29208672

>>29202422
>Management please force her into playing Minecraft, chillas games, anything, for love of god
She was already asking Nina to teach her Minecraft during her 2nd debut, so there's hope.

>> No.29209397

>>29207222
I'm ashamed at how much that made me laugh

>> No.29214307

>>29194456
nepotism maybe

>> No.29214801

>>29194456
>berely speaks more than one language
Hololive proves there's no downside to this as long as you can entertain.

>> No.29220489

>>29194456
Because numbers, unironically

>> No.29220637

>>29202422
No you'll get 6 consecutive streams of Otome Visual Novels and 1 stream of a Gacha game and you'll like it.

>> No.29221173

Don't care about that just need to know who her twst boy is

>> No.29221317

>>29220637
Vox wanted to stream 6 FNAF games in his debut week. He admitted so. I have hope in management

>> No.29221551

>>29221173
The dude who Ren Zotto is a ripoff from

>> No.29222466

>>29198829
they've always done this shit, throw vtubers out there and see what sticks. All of these have demonstrated some ability to entertain and have past lives to return to if it doesn't work out.

>> No.29229693

They are trying to get an EN Gundo

>> No.29231635

i love my fujo fail wife that cant do anything it makes her cuter

>> No.29233900
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>>29195855
>>29195995
>>29196112
>>29201607
If you people are cooming over Scarle's pl, I would hate to see your reaction to Maria's or Rosemi's

>> No.29233994

>>29233900
rosemi's PL isn't that sexy

>> No.29234054

>>29194456
like ame if they didnt she would be on the streets

>> No.29234358

>>29229693
why would anyone do that

>> No.29240570

>>29194456
10 bucks says she'll be the most popular in 6 months.

>> No.29241096

>>29194456
BOOBS

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