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2845332 No.2845332 [Reply] [Original]

Welcome to your first day on the job, Anon-san. We'll be counting on you from now on as my senior advisor and business development executive. I'm glad I can finally meet you in person for the first time now the pandemic is under control and all restrictions have been lifted.

As you know, I brought you in to make hard decisions. We've decided we're cutting 50% of the talent to make room for new generations. Please tell me - which girls are you going to keep, and which will be cut?

>> No.2845435
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>>2845332
I can't keep everyone I'd like to, but the first priority is keeping gen 3 intact. They are the backbone of this entire operation. I would cut flare, but for the sake of gen 3 unity, she gets to stay. Hololive EN, similar to gen 3, must also be preserved.

The other generations have been purged of weaker performing members and members who don't have as much potential. ID has been cut entirely, as its the weakest branch.

>> No.2845456

>>2845332
You see it’s quite simple Mr Yagoo ,we rank them, a tier list perhaps, in order from best blowjobs to worst blowjobs. The lower half of the list will be cut regardless of income or value to the company.

>> No.2845467

>>2845332
Cut EN, IN, and homostars.
JP is fine; except coco she can go.

>> No.2845505
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2845505

>>2845467
5 social credit points have been deposited in your account

>> No.2845607

>>2845332
Yagoo, that is the shitiest business decision I ever hear

>> No.2845636

>>2845332
Shit thread.
>>2845435
Shit reply.

>> No.2845677

>>2845435
Did you just remove a-chan, the fuck is wrong with you, she's not even included

>> No.2845681

>>2845467
I didn't know we have an Indian branch?

>> No.2845687

>>2845467
>IN
...there's no Indian branch, ZHANG!!!

>> No.2845696

>>2845467
5 SC pts. Have been deposited into your account

>> No.2845711

>>2845435
>>2845435
Why cut Watame for no reason?
Why cut Kanata for no reason?
Why keep Towa?
Why nuke the ID branch?
Why cut Mio for no reason?
Why cut Lamy for no reason? Did gen5 not had enough?

>> No.2845719

I'm going to hire that Ollie schizo, gaslight him into thinking that he graduated her, then shoot him in a back alley.

>> No.2845742

>>2845467
GOOD WOLK FELLOW AMELICAN BLOTHEL

>> No.2845755

holostars are yagoo's actual love so cutting them isn't an option.

>> No.2845773

>>2845711
Because I'm biased and don't watch them, and I had to meet the 50% quota somehow

>> No.2845794

>>2845711
>Kept all of EN
He's an EOP, newfag and globaltard.

>> No.2845824

>>2845435
>Cutting the company OG/face
>A big time earner
>A veteran
>and 2 musical geniuses
(you) are fucking fired.

>> No.2845838

>>2845794
He's a clipfag on top of it too.

>> No.2845870

>>2845824
>>2845838
>>2845794
Put money where mouth is and post your lists, you'll quickly find cutting 50% means you will have to cut someone you or someone else will have an issue with

>> No.2845873

>>2845773
Based

>> No.2845911

>>2845332
>Please tell me - which girls are you going to keep, and which will be c-
Coco

>> No.2845925

>>2845435
fpwp

>> No.2845948
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>>2845794
>>2845838
>literally the four horsemen of toxicity

>> No.2845984

it's more realistic to maybe cut 10-15% of talent to make room for new generations. not even actual big companies doing layoffs slash 50% of their employees.

>> No.2846000

>>2845984
Yes, but it's more interesting as a challenge to do half, and provokes more discussion

>> No.2846039

>>2846000
more like you get a guy who showed his ass as an EOP and globalfag but sure

>> No.2846076

>>2845332
Cut Coco, Korone, Okayu, Marine, Pekora, Nene, Ina, Botan, Miko, Polka, Risu, Matsuri, Luna, Kanata, Watame, Haachama, Fubuki, Sora, Suisei, Ame, Noel and Mori. They're overrated and stifling our underdog talent.
Bend over backwards to mend ties with China and reopen CN. That's 1.4 billion customers we're missing out on. Get to work on the ID and AF branches for obvious reasons.
Start working on ID3, look into Vshojo collabs for ID and EN as well as popular anime Youtuber cross-promotions. Require talent to have TikTok accounts with daily activity.
Appeal to the western youth with some safe modern age political statements and recent events-themed merchandise. Talent will need to make at least one Twitter post monthly in affirmation of our official views. Hire Artemis.
Launch DE under the stewardship of Kiara. She can handle recruitment.
Get to work on the official Hololive gacha game, in a Fortnite-esque art style to capture the Gen Z audience.

>> No.2846092

>>2845332
I'm going to fuck Mel now to see if she is good enough to keep, Mr Yagoo. I heard you have no problem wih that.

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2846116

>>2845332
Would I interest you in joining company which values artistic freedom and expression with superior 3D tracking technology?

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2846129

>>2845332
fuck off yagoo i aint cutting the girls

>> No.2846141

>>2845435
>Cutting Lamy, Polka and Shion
>Nene and Botan will probably graduate in protest or jump ship
DELTA VTUBING COMPANY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.2846143

>>2845332
Mr. Yagoo, with all due respect, may I express my opinion here?
(Yes)
There is not enough overhead for all of our talents yet to justify such a decision, and we currently have more than enough management for the talents and general operation of the Hololive subdivision as it is.
Perhaps if we cut 10-15% of the lower-performing talents, that may be a better decision.
[Anon, what does Yagoo say back?]

>> No.2846161

>>2846143
He just smiles at you. Then sinks his fingers into your chest and drains you life essence.

>> No.2846186
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2846186

>>2846076
This is the most horrifying thing I've ever read

>> No.2846197

>>2846129
Why would you cut Holo EN

>> No.2846217

>>2846143
[Yagoo nods]

>> No.2846235

>>2846143
[Yagoo kneels]

>> No.2846249

>>2846143
[Yagoo turns 360 degrees and moonwalks away]

>> No.2846326

>>2846143
He presses a button under his desk that drops you into haachama's kitchen

>> No.2846336

Holo EN: cut them all, let Haachama in.
Holo ID: keep Risu Moona and Reine.
Holo JP: Add Aloe.

>> No.2846347

>>2846000
>interesting as a challenge to do half
correct
>provokes
technically correct
>discussion
incorrect. Invites shitflinging and nothing more.

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2846363

>>2845332
>>2845870
Fuck you! Here's my list

>> No.2846370

All the girls have to hit at least a million subs in two months. Those who are below that line will graduate to my own company

>> No.2846382

>>2846076
Now that is poggers

>> No.2846388

>>2845870
Anyone and everyone here can and does a better job than you, retardo.

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2846411

>>2845467
>>2845794
>>2846129
>>2846336
Absorutery subarashii, fellow ホロライブ friend.
I’m also sick of it. I'm sick of all this "millions of subscribes English vtubers" bullshit that's going on in the chuuba market right now. Japanese vtubers deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself donated to a genuine vtuber from Japan over 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been watching their every stream for almost 2 years now. My vtubers mog full professors of philosophy with interesting things they have to say.
Japanese vtubers spend years practicing for a single stream and do their reps up to million times to produce the finest entertainment known to mankind.
Japanese chuubas are thrice as entertaining as English ones and thrice as funny for that matter too. Anything an EN can stream, a JP can stream better. I'm pretty sure a JP holo could easily mog EN thrice their sub count with a simple gaming stream.
Ever wonder why Gura never bothered collabing with a JP? That's right, she was too scared to be put next the disciplined JP-senpai and their superior Japanese entertainment. Even in the beginnings of /vt/, orangeposters targeted mainly JP holos because their audience captivation power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? JP holos are simply the best vtubers that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better numbers than they get. We don’t need those EOP meme spewing twitch thots to pollute our perfect vtuber word, unless they're asian and underdog like Ina.

>> No.2846435

>>2846129
Oh fuck you for cutting Towa

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2846438

>>2846363
Fuck. Miscounted

>> No.2846455

>>2846197
Because they're cancer and so are their fans, obviously

>> No.2846505

>>2846435
If they cut anyone Towa will be the first one gone

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>>2846411

>> No.2846539

>>2846000
Nah, hololive's main strength is collabs so there's really no "bottom 50%" to debate without just being "girls I do/don't watch." The only thing that's agreed on is there's a top 10%

>> No.2846624

>>2845332
>cutting 50% of the talent
Cut ID
Cut Stars

Easy parts done, now to cut the rest

>> No.2846715

>>2846505
now she can be my wife

>> No.2846791

>>2846076
You joke but this is the type of shit a western company would pull.

>> No.2846799

If you decided to cut fubuki, your answer is automatically wrong.

>> No.2846823

>No Anon, this is the fifth time this morning you've asked if you could drink Sui-chan's urine. You have to get in line after lunch like the rest of us.

>> No.2846839

>>2846076
You are a retard

>> No.2846842

>>2846438
>keep anya
>fire fubuki

>> No.2847004

>>2846842
Fubuki would just leave of her own accord if Cover cut 50% of the talent.

>> No.2847135

>>2846076
congrats on getting people to respond to this soup of bait ideas

>> No.2847182

>>2847004
>he lacks the critical information

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>>2845332
I'd honestly cut all the girls I don't watch because I'm biased but I'm a good hearted person so I fire myself

Before I do Coco is now in charge of EN branch and Kanata in charge of linking all of the branches appeasing the zhangs because not enough time to stream as themselves but more pay than relying on unstable tips and YT patterns

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>>2846076

>> No.2847302

the yakuza lieutenants that sit on cover's board and use the company to launder money will not let you cut sora. sorry, those are the rules.

>> No.2847392

>>2846839
>>2847135
sorry about your overrated oshi anons, it's just business

>> No.2847535

>>2846791
Western, or just American?

>> No.2847713

>>2845332
How about we fire you instead? You haven't been in charge of scouting talent since Gen 2.

>> No.2847996
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2847996

- I will graduate Suisei because she wouldn't lose too much from it, she was indie before the start and kept her character the same, so its fine. She will just become an indie like she was.
- Keeping Coco because she is a mad buisnesswoman who kept telling YAGOO to create HoloEN, and she is a strong person who can still handle all of the anti attacks (same goes with Marine, they both don't give a shit about negativity)
-Watame will eventually leave Hololive by herself (sadly) without that.
- Kanata barely streams, but her singing voice and dancing skills are great, on top of that her and Coco always take care of other Holos, especially with IRL collabs and make sure that they are welcomed and comfortable in corp, so I am keeping her.
- Haachama will be graduated for the sake of her mental health. Australia messed her up way too much, and she was too immature and young to be in hololive in a first place, so no wonder.
- Keeping NeNe because she is very passionate about Hololive and tries her best, poor kid ended up getting what she wanted on 4th try and still cherishes it a lot without whiny numbefagging.
- I would keep Matsuri only for a bit and see if she will improve her well-being and content, she really needs to get her shit together, especially around others. She should stop throwing her mental illness at people whom she collabs with.
- Flare and Noel is an unique duo and they create contrast around other Holos.

- Turning Mori into V-Singer-only streamer like AZki (in the past), only forcing her to play MineCraft occasionally or her niche horror RPGs, but still, mainly karaoke and songs. She is not too good at streaming and is too socially awkward, but her karaoke streams are amazing, and she could focus on music-related streams rather than videogames which she barely plays.

Also I do not understand people who would want to get rid of Luna, when she is the best Holo when it comes to **playing** her character. Seriously impressive. Sora is also the one who dominates all of the Hololive concerts, along with Fubuki and of course, AZki. Hololive concerts are nothing without them. Not sure if people even know that Sora used to be an idol IRL before joining Hololive.

I am not sure about graduation of Choco. She got connections with everyone, from JP indies to Nijisanjis, and I am pretty sure she was the one to encourage Luna to leave NIJI and join Hololive. But she really needs to boost her numbers up somehow, instead of spamming asmr/apex streams. I do like her collabs with Holos, especially Luna/Subaru ones, she is good at acting. And her 'just chatting' or cooking streams are nice. Most likely would graduate her, she will not have any problems joining other companies anyway.

>> No.2848057

>>2846823
But if I have to get in line, she might run out before I get to drink any. I don't think she has enough piss to go round.

>> No.2849029

>>2847996
Why cut shark and ame but keep ina

Keeping iofi too? Wtf

>> No.2849032

>>2845435
>A-chan
Not a talent. Outside the scope of the task.

Nuke Towa, Ina, Nene and Botan.
Keep Watame, Kanata, Matsuri and Lamy. They surprisingly make good numbers.
Heck, maybe even sack Amelia to save Mio, she's a good middleman.

>>2846438
>Nuking Fubuki
Nigga wat. You're shooting yourself on the foot.

>> No.2849124

>>2849032
Fubuki would leave either way. Cutting 50% of the talent is surely going to piss her off.

>> No.2849224

>>2849029
Artists

>> No.2849268

>>2849029
>shark and ame
Shark has too much leverage and ame has too much influence over the shark

>> No.2849269

>>2845719
*teleports behind you*
Heh, not so fast

>> No.2849325
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>yagoo has a channel and is therefore a talent which means I can fire him
>fire yagoo first, becoming the CEO
>don't fire anyone else because fuck you I'm large and in charge
It's that fucking simple lads

>> No.2849364

>>2847996
Good plan, anon, Yagoo is pleased. Please explain cutting Gura/Ame though.

>> No.2849404

>>2849032
Pic related. Forgot to attach. If one more has to go, sack the chama.
>>2849032
>Fubuki would leave either way. Cutting 50% of the talent is surely going to piss her off.
Cutting 50% of the talents, if done on bad/sudden terms, would pretty much kill cover as a whole.

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>>2849032
>>2849404
Fuck everything, i forgot to attach again. Please don't fire me Yagoo

>> No.2850008

>>2849465
Why moona/Sora/watson?

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2850410

>>2845435
>cutting Kureiji "Yab Lightning Rod" Ollie
bruh

>> No.2850498

>>2846411
This but unironically.

>> No.2850598

All the ID except Reine, Anya and Risu are gone.

>> No.2850754

>>2850008
>Moona
Doesn't really brings anything to the table. Nor subs or SC as far as I know. Her biggest asset is being a Minecraft NPC. Also, having a lone talent on Indonesia doesn't really makes sense.
>Sora
I would like to keep her, but aside from being the face of hololive promo material, and the idol's idol, she really doesn't hold her weight. Let FBK take her place.
>Watson
This one is debatable, I'm aware of that. As I said before, I took Mio over Watson, aside from subs, I think Mio is more valuable as a whole. But that might be just blessed-laughs-bias on my side.

>> No.2851287

>>2845332
> Yagoo-sama, as you know the quarantine mesures removal mesures are being finalised as we speak. Is it really the time to consider new generations? We need to figure a way to keep talents talents relevent for the next generations of people watching our... I mean your idols sir. I think we should set our foothold as the number one option before setting our horizons wider. How about using this image board... Whats its name... 4chin! Yeah we use 4chin to degrade nijisa... oh you already knew sir? Oh thats good to hear. Oh you were the reason behind the pink whore collabing with AI? SIR! What a Genius! What were we talking about? Oh yes the talents huhh...

>> No.2851422

>>2850754
Fair enough...

>> No.2851552

>>2850754
>Indonesia
t. selfhateindogs

>> No.2851730

>>2845456
kek

>> No.2851753

>>2851287
>Yagoo was the mastermind who sent Nyanner to destroy Ai and vice versa
The idea that both will end up cannibalizing each other does make me laugh, although I still have a soft spot for Kizuna so I hope she at least get the better bite. The pink cat whore can choke on a bunch of dicks for all I care.

>> No.2851812

>>2845467
cut EN except ina, we can keep her for event promo art
and advertise homostars more to the fujo masses

>> No.2851817

>>2845435
nigga do your brain reps

>> No.2851892

>>2846076
what in the fuck

>> No.2852064

>>2846143
Yagoo orders you to commit seppuku for your greviois disrespect

>> No.2852393

>>2851812
>cut EN except ina
Mori is too big for her getting a cut.

>> No.2852433

>>2849465
replace kiara with Ina. Ina brings too much value to the table, she takes up a 'dead hours' slot and her audience base is fairly stable. Plus professional artist.
Replace Lamy with Ame. Leaving Lamy as the only gen 5 would just be sad, and its better to have a wider EN branch then a remnant of gen 5.

As for Sora.... damn, I cant see a good opening... perhaps you can replace Matsuri with Sora, only realistic option I see.

>> No.2852469

>>2845467
>IN

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>>2845332
you said you wanted an idol group?

>> No.2852636

>>2845332
>we're cutting 50% of the talent to make room
The fuck? Companies don't cut contracts unless they're LOSING money, in which case they wouldn't be planning for a complete replacement. Cover is too successful and pays it's talents too little to cut the fat instead of just expanding.

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>>2846076
>Bend over backwards to mend ties with China and reopen CN.
okay, stop.

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2852685

>>2846411
(You)

>> No.2852727

>>2846129
>cutting Suisei and Towa
no, fuck you

>> No.2852769

>>2849465
>nuking nene and keeping mori
yep, this is smoothbrain time

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2852780

>>2845332
ID: Keep Moona, Risu, Reine
EN: Keep Mori, Gura, Ina
Gen 0: Keep Suisei and Miko
Gamers: Keep all. GAMERS LOVE
Gen 1: Drop all
Gen 2: Keep Suba and Ayame
Gen 3: Keep all
Gen 4: Keep Coco, Kanata, Watame.
Gen 5: GEN5 LOVE KEEP ALL
Holostars: Drop all but Roberu, Rikka and Astel

My focus was on keeping the most kino groups from the JP branch intact (SMOK, SENPAITACHI, bakatare, Holohouse) plus some personal favorites.

>>2846076
This bait... I kneel

>> No.2853225

>>2852769
>nuking mori
She is face of HoloEN. Cover would never do it.

>> No.2853320

>>2846076
finally, a reasonable person

>> No.2853432

>>2845332
Shut up oogay
>immediately goes to molest Mel

>> No.2853437

>>2846076
why would it still be a japanese company. how cucked are you. even if its bait its super nonsense.

>> No.2853506

>>2845435
>cutting lamy
you fool... you utter fool, now the yakuza will dig our graves

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>>2845332

This looks about right. Clear out underperformers, rare streamers, and preserve the core.

Its a shame ID needs to be shut down, but in these trying times they just don't bring enough value as a market. Kiara did make alot of money, but she was simply too divisive to the fanbase. Hopefully with her departure some unity can be formed, and new EN generations will take up the superchat slack.

Cutting gen 5 was a hard choice, but frankly they could not survive another individual talent cut, better to see them all off.
Luna and Towa are pretty cutoff from the rest of the gen, and are underperformers. Its a real shame to me that Towa had to be cut in particular, but the numbers don't lie, no matter how great her singing is.

3rd gen is a miracle gen, best not to mess with it.

Prior to 3rd gen the generations weren't quite so interconnected so its much more viable to pick and choose.

Okayu and Korone must stay together for unity, and Mio is a solid supporter and friend of Fubuki.

Aqua is essentially self contained, and Subaru's connections are mainly with other generations. The rest are either underperformers or don't stream often, so can be safely cut.

1st generation, aki and mel are underperformers, and easy cuts. Lets set Matsuri aside for discussion at the end, and Haato and Fubuki have more connections outside their gens. Particularly Fubuki is not replaceable.

0 gen, Azki has not made deep enough roots yet, and so can be cut safely. Roboco underperforms in all respects, and can be safely cut. Suisei performs well, she stays. Miko performs well, and is critical to Hololive stability, she is not replaceable.

Now for Matsuri and Sora... not a good choice all around, but in the end Sora must win out. She was the foundation of Hololive and is too intertwined in Hololive history to be removed. Matsuri also is entwined in Hololive history, and generally gets more views and superchats, but she is somewhat less connected to the rest of Hololive these days than Sora is. It would just not be justifiable to cut the 'daisenpai'. So with a heavy heart, Matsuri must be cut....

That's about it.

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Over half of anons forgot Holostars was a thing, which mean they can stay

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2853840

So what I'm seeing here is that you all hate Mel?

>> No.2853916

>>2845332
Gen 0 - Roboco graduate
Gen 1 - Mel and Aki graduate, Haachama may already be out the door
Gen 2 - Choco and Shion graduate
Gen 3 - All remain
Gamers - Mio graduates
Gen 4 - Towa, Kanata, and Luna graduate(gomen, hime)
Gen - 5 Botan retires
ID - Anya, Iofi graduate and Ollie is fired for yabs
EN - Gura will quit, Kiara graduates
Also AzKi will leave as well
Holostars - Disbanded

>> No.2853982

>>2853830
nah they all just got automatically cut

>> No.2854054

>>2853685
Change Mio
Hachaama (she is already going to graduate according to rrats)
And Miko for
Anya, Reine and Matsuri

>> No.2854143

>>2853916
>Kanata graduating while living with coco
2 holos in the same place is a good thing

>> No.2854185

>>2852780
>AnPonTan
I guess they're not kino enough

>> No.2854245

>>2846438
>Anya
>keep
trash taste mate, might as well watch indie male vtuber

>> No.2854281

>>2854143
She can live with her and still not work for Cover. I'm sure a number of these girls have roommates that aren't Cover talents and may be streamers themselves. Business wise Kanatan's growth varies too much and she's lagging somewhat in subs and average viewers. Nothing personnel, kid.

>> No.2854315

>>2846076
>Launch DE under the stewardship of Kiara. She can handle recruitment.
I mean I'd be down for that

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>>2846129
>Towel....
>Comet
>Friend

>> No.2854364

>>2846076
You think this is funny but this is what western companies have been doing for some time and shit is depressing.

>> No.2854426

>>2845435
>keeping chicken
What?

>> No.2854430

>>2845332
I would cut Rushia, Korone, Okayu, Botan, Gura, Ame, Calli, Ina, Kiara, Coco, Aqua, Ollie, Reine, A-Chan, Azki, Marine, Pekora and a few others and then using my knowledge of your shitty Cover contracts keep the models and form our own company with blackjack and hookers.

>> No.2854445

>>2846363
friend...

>> No.2854446

>>2854054
>Anya
literal indie tier
>Reine
1ID talent is not worth the expenses of a branch manager, and she gets less than Mio
>Matsuri over Miko
Not a good trade in any respect. Miko outclasses her on the stats, and without Luna Matsuri is already isolated to mostly indie collabs, she simply doesnt have strong connections to the remaining Holos, which Miko does.

>> No.2854453

>>2848057
>>2846823
Not everyone wants to drink Suisei's urine, sickos.

>> No.2854517

>>2853685
I agree but LMAO Kiara isn't hated anywhere except here, and even here it's a small but loud group of antis

>> No.2854531

>>2854517
Yagoo asked anon to make the decision, not redditor.

>> No.2854565

>>2846363
actually based. i basically agree with you 100% for graduate but there's a few in keep i'd want to leave, like gura

>> No.2854576

>>2845435
watameme cut? big mistake

>> No.2854637

>>2853685
>(You)r list
Yeah, I'm thinking based except for cutting all of ID
Moona and Ollie are the ones with the largest potential for continued growth, they should stick around.

>> No.2854640

>>2846129
cutting your top performer in gura

>> No.2854653

>>2845435
Risu is reading this post RIGHT NOW and crying.

>> No.2854723

>>2847996
>Keep girl that made EN happen
>cut EN
anon are you retarded?

>> No.2854842

>>2854653
I'll console her with a hug and sex

>> No.2854876

>>2854281
But living together is a buff for coco because it means chance for off interactions

>> No.2854912

>>2846076
Good job alienating 99% of your supporters faggot

>> No.2854934

Cut anyone that's under 30 years old.

>> No.2854984

>>2846161
>>2846161
Kek

>> No.2855315

>>2846076
You know whats the saddest part of this shitpost? That strategy would probably be printing money.

>> No.2855425

>>2847996
>Graduate Polka
You might as well just shoot her in the head since she will 100% go full SOCIETY if she gets the short end of the stick for the third time in a row.

>> No.2855426

>>2854723
it seems jp anons dont like English speakers or migrants for some reason

>> No.2855482

>>2849029
Iofi is a network machine. Got Pochi to be a mama, is well known in the artistis/doujin circles, gets sponsored streams literally all the time, got a radio show with Sora and knows a fuckton of local and jp celebrities. She might be a weak streamer but I would not be surprised if she was offered a manager's postiion soon.

>> No.2855522

>>2852542
>keep the one insane girl that would 100% stab you in your sleep as a personal cumdump
I see you like to live dangerously

>> No.2855561

>>2845332
Of course, Mr Yagoo, we will get to that point, but we need some time to make correct decisions.
>>2788186 Matsuri stays for sure though.

>> No.2855581

>>2855522
the cum will make her docile
all according to keikaku

>> No.2855609

>>2845332
Cut all of EN and ID along with the redditdragon and tower.

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>>2853685
You guys all keep cutting the entire ID branch but I say that is a huge mistake, both Moona and Ollie have 500k+ and bring in money through local events and sponsors. Also the ID branch was proven time and time again to be useful for testing waters for future projects (co-host events, tv appearances, english market, etc).
So I say keep Moona, Risu, Ollie and Reine(because fuck you I will never cut Reine)

>> No.2855641

>>2845332
>cutting talents
that would be the final yab

>> No.2855662

>>2854453
>

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Hololive is an idol company.

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>>2855677
>idol
>towa

>> No.2855771

>>2855677
>all IDs
>all ENs
You will never be Japanese.

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>>2855677
>Aki
>not idol

>> No.2855881

>>2845435
>cut Sora
Imbecile, utter fool, you're not just bad at this you're cutting the one woman who's removal might actually drag the whole company down

>> No.2855932

>>2846076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v5esMJUjZc

>> No.2855952

>>2855824
Ideally I could keep Aki and Shion but sacrifices must be made.

>> No.2857255

I dont care about this position, Im not qualified to be your associate. I only want to rape all of the holos and have hot and sweaty sex especially with Shion, I don't care about humanity.

>> No.2857482

>>2855677
>Mori
>not a idol
She is the most idol out of all ENs.

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>> No.2858324

This is a numberfag thread in disguise

>> No.2858389

Endurance competition. The first half of them that stop streaming get cut. Streaming sleep doesn't count.

>> No.2858466

>>2855677
>cutting over a half-dozen high-performers
yeah, you're fired.

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>>2858324
all business is just numberfagging in disguise

>> No.2858520

>>2846076
Absolutely world class bait, fantastic job

>> No.2858532

>>2845332
Cut Ollie and Kiara for being traitors. Cut Ame because of her politics.

>> No.2858627

>>2845435
Swap Sora and Towa and this list is about the 'best' you can get.

Optionally, swap out Nene with one of the upper-middle level performers like Watame or Kanata.

>> No.2858727

Keep all of the girls
Cut my foreskin off and offer it to YHWH then punch him the face while he's distracted afterwards consume his power and use it to usher in the holy hololive empire. Then debut HoloXeno as a vtuber group solely populated by both mommy alien women and cute and funny xeno girls.

>> No.2858844

>>2858727
>isn't a Jew otherwise they'd have no foreskin already
>calls God YHWH
>thinks circumcision pleases him
Fucking hell, the kikes really did a number on the evangelicals in America.

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>>2845332
We flush EN, IN, and homos down the toilet where they belong, except Reiner we move that one to the main branch unless you want us assassinated, there company is saved I'm off to fucking (your) oshi on stream
>>2845435
>cuts luna, watame, kanata, polka
>keeps fucking KIARA
Niggers like you get the ULTRA rope

>> No.2859087

>>2858844
Don't read too much into it. I just binged a bunch of megaten games these past few months

>> No.2859127

>>2858493
except the numberfagging business

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>>2845794
>>2845838
He may be an EOP, a newfag, a globaltard, a clipfag, but he is NOT a talent scout.

>> No.2859359

>>2846129
Terrible taste, KYS

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Stop graduating Shion you faggots.

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>>2859397
Don't worry anon, a link from Cover is currently planning a solution for her.

>> No.2859563

>All this people firing Luna
Like some anon explained in a rrat weeks ago, there's a Lunaito in charge of Xbox japan, firing her will result on less sponsors and xbox will never give Cover permissions for anything.

>> No.2859687

>>2858466
Would they even be high performers without hololive? I highly doubt it.
They're welcome to join other non-idol companies or try to remake it as indies.

>> No.2859750

>>2859687
got a post link anon?

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>>2855611
>>2854637


The problem is none of the rest are worth replacing for ID. They form coherent bonds that affect the core relationship groups of Hololive. Frankly, if we had 4 extra spots for the remaining ID talents I'd rather they fill them with gen 5, because removing all of Gen5 is gonna hurt badly.
Believe me I wish we didn't have to cut anyone, but hard times are upon us, and hard decisions have to be made. There's no way we can cut EN beyond Kiara and retain a coherent branch, and The remaining JP holos are crucial to Hololive's functioning, there is not a single wasted or ill functioning talent left. English market is covered by EN, too and SEA's just don't make up the slack on ID. I'm sorry Anon.

>> No.2860263

I fire Yagoo and make Coco CEO

>> No.2860442

>>2860192
t. chink

>> No.2860925

>>2845435
Pretty good. I agree that Gen 3 and EN are the most important gens. My main swaps would be:

- Cut Towa. She never fully recovered from that yab and she's not that notable outside of the tenshi memes.

- Cut Nene and Botan since Gen 5 is kinda forgettable in general and people haven't had as much time to get attached to them.

- Keep Kanata since she makes a lot of superchat revenue and cutting her would piss Coco off, who's one of the most successful talents.

- Keep Sora just because cutting the first talent looks and feels really bad.

- For the last slot, Ollie, Matsuri, and Watame would all be good choices. I'd lean towards keep Ollie but transfer her to Hololive EN and try to talk her into streaming at more western friendly times.

>> No.2861402

>>2859687
You work on behalf of Cover and Hololive. Their performance outside of the company is irrelevant; the only thing that matters is what they can do for the company while they're working for the company. And by that metric, you've failed as a business executive.

>> No.2861899

>>2846076
Anon you cooperate employee from california?
This is absolute worst.

>> No.2863808

>>2858852
You will never be Japanese

>> No.2866308

>>2854315
On a serious note, I've got a feeling they're going to try that in 2022. Either that, or a Spanish or French branch.

>> No.2867677

>>2861402
Doesnt matter theyre gone now, get fucked nigger.

>> No.2868595

>>2845332
Remove:
Towa
Luna
Coco
Kanata

>> No.2868732

>>2845435
Terrible opinion for a terrible thread

>> No.2868937

>>2845435
>I would cut Flare
what's wrong with you

>> No.2869176

>>2853685
Pretty based list all around and the most reasonable from a business standpoint so far, other fags are just pure shitposting and personal bias

>> No.2869489

>>2860200
>core relationship groups of Hololive
based anon understands what's important to the holo's success

of course, the original question is flawed
i don't think that it'd ever be worth it to cut so many people (unless it was literally a law forcing them to or something)
the damage it would do to the brand and the existing community of holos and their fanbases would be massive

>> No.2869672 [DELETED] 

>>2845332
Mr Yagoo, I heard about this Lucrative market, I think it's called Isle 4, it's a groundbreaking product distributor of an industry that will soon dominate the future of coping. I suggest we invest in it

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>>2868595
Wow, I wonder who wrote this post. Who could it be.

>> No.2871042

fuck cutting, get the ball rolling on EN Gen 2 and have one of the EN girls to do a King cover so there can be a good eng over of King

>> No.2871620

>>2871042
Here you go anon, no nee do thank me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzTq7YEPBI

>> No.2871821

I still don't get why you would cut anyone really unless they're actively losing money, but even since then, they are an investment on a talent in an entertainment business, trends could chance, people are invested in their own oshis, and the concept of collabs exist. Fuck off, Yagoo, can you improve your 3D quality instead.

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>> No.2872166

>>2871821
the money for improving 3d will come from trimming the fat off the roster.

>> No.2872246

>>2845435
Well congrats, now half of the ones you decided to keep left because of all the cuts you made.

>> No.2872292

>>2846076
worst timeline

>> No.2872362

You guys need to look at it more seriously and not let your bias come in. You cut based on revenue or potential revenue.

>> No.2872481

>>2858627
nene has unlimited potential, you fool
watame and kanata are hard capped to their numbers

>> No.2872536

>>2845435
>Cut
>A-chan
You ruined it

>> No.2872550

>>2860192
nice bait zhang

>> No.2872584

>>2860263
>he doesn't know

>> No.2872627

>>2871984
>keeping haachama
you fool she's already in re:act
the graduation is in may after the roppongi event

>> No.2878271

>>2845435
You would be fired in less than a minute.

>> No.2878959

>>2853685
>He cuts Aki
I will never forgive you.

>> No.2879692

>>2846076
this was EN manager's plan before coco helped us out. thank fuck

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>>2845435
>cutting reine and lamy
it's like you want multiple international assassin organizations to come after you
>cutting sora
while god himself reaches down to smite you
>cutting moona
and you have a really annoying itch in the middle of your back
>cutting kanata
then heaven clones your soul a quadrillion times just to make each one burn in pain forever
>cutting choco
and you get kicked in the balls
>cutting a-chan
and your mother dies in her sleep, no immunities

you dun goofed anon

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You know its a good thread when anons aren't even bothering to make rational decisions and are just making lists of all the girls they wished would graduate.

>> No.2887392

>>2845332
>Get the shareholders and management together tomorrow, I'll have a comprehensive presentation ready.
go home
>Heeey Abdul? Haha yeah long time no see, anyway how do I rig a bomb vest?

>> No.2887517

>>2880663
you say that as if that wasn't the intention all along

>> No.2894560

>>2887392
dangerously based

>> No.2894781

>>2846129
>cutting friend
What the fuck dude

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>>2845467

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>>2845332
>>2845435
I'd like to keep Calli on virtue of her actually making her own music but honestly that puts her more in a producer role.

>> No.2898319

>>2846076
Based. Most faggots here will got an epilepsy, mouth foaming, and an ED for life if they read this shit.

>> No.2900085

>>2845435
BASED

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