/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ahem, PPP,
SHIP
THE FUCKING
MERCH

>>28364988
That won't happen until either Char somehow goes to PPP's place to pack it all again or one of the new managers somehow do it for him.
The fact he had the merch at AX means it is just sitting in his apartment waiting to be packed up and sent out, just like everyone's PO box stuff.

Hanabi Karaoke imminent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1bjmwyoCzw

Lisa's still on Pippa's stream
https://youtu.be/k6v5nBym-Y4

>OP

Squeezable and milkable

>>28366142
Breast milk taste is largely decided by diet. Fruits make it sweeter, while fats and salty foods make it sour.

>>28365831
Please vacate this thread, Pipsqueak.

>>28366239
Lisa is a responsible girl. I am sure her diet is more than conducive to proper milk quality.

Go get catfished again.

>>28363802
God she's a big one...

>>28365298
Hanab*by is live and sleepy.

>>28363802
Who is this artist?

the baby

whos sneezing?

>>28367319
Hanabi bro. She lives with her parents.

Does Lisa know that everyone knows she's a large girl now?

Friend's getting drunk for her 250k subs celebration (as soon as she fixes her mic crackling)
https://youtu.be/KfV-QIfCSoU

>>28367448
As soon as she finishes doing that thing were you keep two fingernails short.

>>28367448
she's losing her mind and she hasn't even started drinking yet

>>28365307
>Mistakes happen.
Twice in a row?

Hanabi is going to make tsun rejects seethe

Didn't Hanabi already do work for Tsunderia before she became a talent?

>>28367828
She was accepted into gen1 originally, but was underage so they held off on debuting her until "gen" 2.
I was about to say, are you sure they didn't accept you because you did free character design work for them, Hanabi?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FUCKING TAKE PURIN TO JOLLIBEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FEED HER A BURGER STEAK AND JOLLI SPAGHETTI AND MAKE HER WASH IT DOWN WITH AN ICE COLD HALO HALO

>>28367695
>>28365307 is me
>>28272765 is also me
I may be retarded and drunk but I don't think I fucked up last thread.
The only fuck up was me and someone else posted a thread a few minutes apart, which used to happened back when >we let threads die too.
It's a thread on a Mongolian basket weaving forum, mistakes happen and aren't a huge deal.

>>28368052
She has an amazing voice, fun niche streams, and her digital art is very cute. I'm sure the character designing helped her case, but even without it, she's a great talent

friend...

>>28368341
Two mistake while we're under attack by Virgilfags? That's a pattern dude.

>>28368052
>>She was accepted into gen1 originally, but was underage so they held off on debuting her until "gen" 2.
>There's some alternative timeline where Hanabi was the fifth Tsunquest member and Orla never debuted because she was only brought in so Hanabi wouldn't debut alone
Glad we dodged that one honestly

>>28368773
Tsunverse LOVE

>>28368567
Either you yourself are whatever schizo wants to slightly annoy the thread or you've focused so much on him you yourself are becoming schizo.
Like I said, it's not a big deal. Just sit back, relax, and watch and post your chuubas.

>>28368494
Friend is worth the wait

>>28368858
Not a big deal? You think getting the thread stolen by Virgilfags is not a big deal? Fuck you Virgilfag. I'm not the schizo you are.

>>28368494
Is she okay?

>>28369197
You're not very good at this.
You can have this (You) on me but it's the last one.

>>28369365
Getting waylaid by audio scuff, she'll be okay

The anti-flan actually has pics of Purin saved. What a tsundere.

>>28369365
She's having audio issues and it's really stressing her out. Also some spergs in chat apparently giving her shit for it isn't helping.

Will papa celesta drunkenly invade Mio's room to rape correct her for being and ungrateful daughter this time too, just like yesterday?

>>28370011
If she gets drunk and goes past the strict 2 hour limit, of course.

>>28370201
Oh was that what it was yesterday? Her dad telling her that she streamed too long?

>>28368858
>>28369197
>>28369384

>>28370011
Cumlord (forma del pelo rapado) will protect her

>>28370359
She never said what it was, we can only speculate.

>>28370359
Nvm, she didnt go over 2 hrs

>>28370455
Dad time said it was 2 hours. Dad time is always correct.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA MAKE PURIN SHOVE MY HOT CRISPY CHICKEN JOY DOWN HER THROAT AND SHE'S GONNA CHEW ON IT AND ENJOY EVERY BITE AND SHE'S GOING TO ENJOY HER JOLLIBEE EXPERIENCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28370011
I'm sure he wont bother her on a sunday

FRIEND IS EDGING ME

Imagine the musk from Lisa's chair, that's a lot of meat to be marinating for hours of streaming

>perhaps...
>maybe...
Hanabi needs a happiness boost.

GANBARE FRIEND

>>28371175
The anal leakage that comes with being overweight and a poor diet, mmmmm.

Hanabi shitting on anime to push the vtuber agenda!

>>28367448
SHE'S LIVE

Hanabi admitting that she pirates anime!

>>28371597
Even when she's cold her ass is just a perpetual swamp, fuck.

>>28372575
based

I don't know about the rest of you but personally I would very much enjoy it if Miori and Lisa sandwiched my head between their plump asses until I died

>hanabi discovering that there are games other than Persona in the Shin Megami Tensei series
*spits*

>>28373078
freak

>>28373078
How chubby is Miori?

>>28373293
She gets called "cute" by other girls.

>>28373293
On one hand, she's outright called herself chubby or fat multiple times.
On the other hand, she's Korean and their standards are absolutely fucking insane.

>>28373246
LISA PLEASE EDGE ME WITH YOUR FATFOLDS AAAAAAA

>>28366851
fyuujin

>>28373616
>koreans
always sussy

>>28374326
there are many things that need to be erased

>>28373373
Can confirm, very cute.

>>28374326
what the fuck is this

Someone told me that Mio is going to star in the remake of Leaving Las Vegas. Is that true?

>friend's gloveless hands
god I want those hands massaging my dick

>>28375426
It's virgin cope that he'll never be with her.

More cute hands

Why does Miori sniffle so much?
Also why is she so fat? She should drink less to help her lose weight.

>>28375747
>lose weight
No.

>>28375747
>>28375913
I don't think she's ever expressed any kind of interest in losing weight anyway, she seems pretty happy as she is

>>28375376
read the file name and you can figure it out

>>28375376
jaw bones that are sawed off during plastic surgery. Koreans are often very square-faced, so the operation to fix that has become so popular that some people in Korean ask women for their medical records before marriage now.

?!?!?!?!

i want friend to molest my dick like she molest the shot glasses

>>28376206
Old but gold https://www.gawker.com/plastic-surgery-blamed-for-making-all-miss-korea-contes-480907455

>I don't plan on eating
architectbros... it's fucking over...

>>28376361
Plastic surgery is very normalized in S. Korea. Even half of korean ASMR youtubers have gone under the knife. Hopefully Miori is natty.

If you stare long enough Hanabi kinda have Miori face.

>>28376671
She definitely hasn't had any work done yet, but she mentioned that her relatives keep pushing her to get eyelid surgery.

PURIN CHICKENJOY PURIN CHICKENJOY PURIN CHICKENJOY PURIN CHICKENJOY PURIN CHICKENJOY PURIN CHICKENJOY

How many minutes can a man survive when a chubby woman like Purin, Miori, Lisa, Ami, Urara, or Char sits on their face?

>>28376762
That's the stupidest one of all. Epicanthic folds are really cute. I'll punch her grandmother in the fucking face.

>>28376361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6hpGaTkP0A

>the jacket she got from middle school still fits

>middle school

>>28377325
Yes, she is a little baby

>this is my year!
>going on indefinite hiatus in a year

>>28377599
Yeah. Last year of any kind of freedom, even while still on a leash, until she's tied down by filial piety forever and married off to a suitor her parents choose.

>>28377304
I have a t-shirt from 8th grade that still fits and I got that like a decade ago

paizuri from my summer friend

>>28377767
God I hope she gets married off to an ugly bastard and is miserable the rest of her life so she looks back at the time she spent with us fondly.

>My body temperature is rising
God I want to feel the heat of Miori's body against mine

>>28377767
its not like anyone can actually force her to marry

>>28377909
she'll marry me and I'll be giving her rough feral sex every night

>>28378054
its not like anyone can actually force her to quit vtubing

>>28377909
That ugly bastard? Me.

>>28377909
thats kinda hot i will masturbate to that thought

Hanabi raiding Miori

>>28378539
I really enjoy the concept of someone with crushing depression over the fact they had 1 chance to be happy in life and they missed it.

i love my wolf otouto

>Hanabi wasn't modded on Mio's channel
Has she really never chatted in Mio's streams before?

>>28378958
Mio unmodded her after she called Miori a "fat slant-eyed gook with no morals"

>>28378958
It's Hanabi

I know she said this will be archived but I hope somebody else is also doing it just in case

>Meru retracted her $100 offer to sell her used tissue
>Mio won't even entertain the thought
fugg

>>28379566
>Papacelestia ruins her whole career by throwing open the door and shouting her full name to get her attention.

>>28379583
How am I going to clone a loli clone slave if they don't give me the DNA I need?

>mio rigging it so she won't actually get fucked up
boooooo

>>28378173
I'm half-hoping she'll resurrect or reincarnate after she finishes school

oh holy fuck someone clip that sound of her choking on the drink

Mio is too over the top for me. Hope you guys have fun though.

I love this spider so much I hope one day she receives enough love my love that her confidence grows and she no longer doubts herself

Would you help Pippa buy Lisa's diary bros?

>>28381284
>Would you aid someone in getting blackmail material so they'll join another company
Nah

I'm out. knocking.wav on constant loop is too much for me.

My friend's friends are trying to scare her with supas...

>friend is a size queen
I'm in bros

>>28381846
i'm just waiting for her to get blitzed like usual

>>28382358
Are you as fat as her though?

>>28382493
unfortunately no

>>28382493
no, I've been working to be slim for a while now

Why are my friend's pals trying to get her drunk?

>>28382774
>trying
i think she's there already

>>28383044
her drunk giggles are super cute

>>28383044
She's starting to slur her speech. Our bestie is drunk

Already tipsy

>mio constantly slobbering and sniffing back her snot

>>28384155
hot

mio is being extremely gachikoi-able right now jesus. why the fuck does she have to disappear soon?

getting drunk with my friend!
flirting with my friend!
waking up naked on the same bed with my friend!

YJK

>comes back
>goes away
>comes back
>goes away
Friend...

>>28385990
one day she'll never come back

so like, how does the porn ban function in reality? does everyone just use VPNs?

>>28386147
from what friend implies she uses vpns but since it's slow she masturbates to porn on twitter

>>28386147
Yes.
If you go to a site that's banned you just get a "This is blocked" message. So everyone just VPNs around it or uses sites like Twitter where they can't really block it since the site has other, more common uses.

>>28386147
>Porn ban
what 8th world country does this?

>>28386416
That's what happens when your government is run by a cult.

>>28386416
worst korea

wish I could see more of friend's tastes, I know she only rts her own porn in her alt but I'd like to see them in her likes at least

>>28386861
What kind of porn of herself does she prefer? I'm new

>>28386861
I think she bookmarks her favs instead of 'liking' them. Not sure why, I guess she just doesn't want us to know all of the depraved shit she shlicks to and instead cherry picks what she 'likes' for us to see.

LISA I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ C'MON BABY, YOU'RE THE WOMAN OF MY DARK DESIRE. PLEASE TO OUT WITH ME. I LIKE BATHORY AND EVEN QUORTHONS SOLO SHIT. I EVEN KNOW HOW TO LAY DOWN MY SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK N

>>28387029
thing is she hasn't liked anything new but since she's started to become more active on social media that might change

>>28386957
getting choked out while fucked

>>28386957
spitroasts and choking

The meaning of life is to get drunk and jack off. Miori is a wise woman.

>>28387510
>>28387580
Jesus

Mio calling Lily senpai is cute

She will never finish Amnesia....

>>28388625
If it means we get more drunk streams, I don't mind.

Wonder if the rat will make a pass by, she has a stream in 40 minutes so it's one of the times she can catch Mio live

>>28388797
she's probably already lurking, it's up to her if she wants to make her presence known

Chubby bloated Purin...

Schoolgirls, eh Mio?

what was the code?

>>28390086
FC2-PPV-2932490

>>28390127
>FC2-PPV-2932490
>Toys, edging, spanking, irrumaito, forced, rough, creampie

>>28390371
haha...

QnA session with friend, this is an opportune time to ask for bra pics

when does Lisa usually update her schedule and post the google doc for music review streams?
did she forgor?

Mio looks up to the yab...

qrd on this shiina chick?

>>28388797
too many clipniggers waiting for it now, she will showw up for 300k celebration

>>28391547
people hate her cause she yab'd about having a BF in her PL
her art is great, singing is aight
current design is peak cunny

>>28391547

Why cry now....

Every stream with Mio now feels like hanging out with a friend who has a terminal illness.

>>28392089
Friend is drunk, emotions are high cause AX ended and future is uncertain, tears bubbling up for vague/unclear reasons would be is my guess

>>28392089
the alcohol's turning off her inhibitors so she's becoming more susceptible to being parasocial

>>28392089
"dedicated to your job" => *sobs incontrollably*
Friend doesn't want this year to end...

I'm going to save her

>>28392089
Woman moment.

Man it must suck to actually like your job and have a path to success and feel like you're being forced out of that by your family.

>>28393269
She could literally just ignore them. She's retarded.

>>28393345
>ignoring your Korean family

>>28393345
Not everyone possesses that kind of resolve.

I am gonna end it all
There is no turning back for me

SAVE HER NOW

Friend is feeling loved for who she is and it's too much to handle...
y'all been slacking on maros

I... I think it's too late for me bros

"in store for the future" also hit her extra hard...
Is there anything we can do???

>>28394359
let her live rent free in your house

>>28394404
I'd move out and give her the damn house if that would actually help, don't think it would though

cryin in the club rn fr fr

what are the chances she'll pull some guerillas during her hiatus

>>28395361
honestly, if she doesn't ever stream I would assume the worse, too stressed to appear cheerful on stream, too rusty to have the courage to sing... i'm gonna miss my friend so fucking much

>>28395361
none if she wants to actually graduate this time. once she gets a hit of the chat creaming themselves with parasocial energy, she won't be able to let go again

>>28393345
Her parents are most likely the type to disown if she ever disobeyed them. Might not be a huge deal in other cultures, but to asians family is a big deal.8gp00x

if i could save just one person, it would be her

>>28395956
I am drunk

did i hallucinate all the other times mio got drunk and cried on stream?

>>28396041
It's definitely been more than just twice like she claimed. This is at least the fourth time iirc

I miss her already

that stream destroyed me, I'm too far gone now

Her parents are actually retarded if they recognize how much she's making from vtubing, and still bitch at her to end stream.
Bet that they're also taking a generous portion of what she is earning, for the 'privilege' of having this gap year too, even though they keep interfering with her income. Asian parents really are worse than Italian ones

>>28396348
I don't like to comment on other people's parenting, but it does feel like they're being pretty shitty.

>>28396348
Mio could be #1 singer in US and Korea and that wouldn't be as good as being a boring lawyer/doctor/dentist. It's not a matter of doing well or having talent it's about being stable and having a "respectable" traditional job.

The only people that can save Mio are Bae and Elira, only them can get her out of this

>>28397702
Genuinely asking, how do you see that happening?

>>28397942
it's not happening

I will post a gosling everyday and keep count until she returns or /vt/ dies first

>>28377767
they are literally interrupting her stream for "husband matchmaking"

friend left this parasocial hole inside me

>Went to bed right as she started the game because it was 6am
>Wake up
>Read the thread
>Don't know if I can bring myself to watch the vod now

>>28399317
it was the cute unrtil the part she just started crying and couldn't just stop

>>28399317
stop watching when she tears up and you'll be fine...
if you can stop that is

>>28399597
>if you can stop that is
Well that's just it, I don't think I could

Hello.
Just dropping by to remind everyone that Urara has inverted nipples.

>>28400028
Remembering this has lifted my spirits, thank you Urara

>>28393831
I normally just put all my Mio love here and hope she happens to see it, but after that stream I'm considering just sending her a maro directly

>>28402066
I also usually avoid telling her sappy stuff directly but I did drunkenly send her one during the stream. I hope she doesn't mind.

How do we save our best friend?!

>>28402984
start coping now and speedrun your stage of grief

>>28403161
I don't want to, anon... I don't want TYOM (the year of mio) to end...

>>28403314
I don't want TYOM at all. Every year should be her year.

A year is quite the time for things to change

>>28404460
I hope things change for the better

Why is there so many Purin anti recently?

Hanabi seems like peak wife material. She’s so laid back.

>>28406338
It's mostly just one extremely autistic dude

>>28409328
i don't like her either

Doggy scheddy lookin' good

I love my friend

>>28396547
They will deliberately sabotage it in small ways to make it add up so she'd have no choice but to follow the options they've laid out.

I hope whatever Mio chooses, it's the best for her. The Good Friend Experience stops with 100% certainty, but at least I will know that Mio chose what's best for her and not what's best for her parents.

Isn't it a little early to commission your graduation art, friend?
https://twitter.com/ozzingo/status/1548664744982499329

>>28411060
> implying Mio has a choice

Bread returns soon

>>28412374
I'm old enough to know that there are always options.

>>28412428
Shes not lol

>>28411060
Yeah, I'm a lot less upset about the prospect of her graduating in and of itself and more about the fact that she'll most likely be completely miserable afterwards if she continues down her current path.

if friend leaves who will I turn to when other girls aren't streaming...
who will take joy in being the home wrecking side piece...

I've decided to watch the vod, please wish me luck

>>28414896
You will have a bad time because the good friend experience will make you feel empathetic and sympathy for her even though it's supposed to be a fun and light-hearted celebration

>>28414896
Not sure if drinking will help but it's an option, good luck

>>28414957
If I won't cry for her struggles then I don't deserve to experience her joys

Morning delivery from Meruru
https://youtu.be/ECtJ3XYvkAI

Nothing against Lisa's size I'm just in awe of it.

>Meru wants to go even spicier

Meru a cutie!

Meru imprisonment for infanticide RTA

>Meru contracting baby fever live on stream
Wew

>>28410366
Please tell me she'll be eating the dog treats out of a doggie bowl while on a leash. Maybe make Purin do some tricks and give her a treat as a reward.

I wish to take Ami in shopping trips and resigning myself to be the bag carrier but still have fun because she likes shopping for clothes and I get to see her try different outfits!
and then be disillusioned because she never finds anything she likes and is too shy to change into new clothes and show them off to me...
still having a good time after going to cafes afterwards and enjoying her company most of all

Are you brave enough to watch Meru horror streams at full volume or do you still have functional hearing?

>>28422406
Fuck off back to your room and stop perving on me and my spidermom.

>>28418764
It's a typo, she's eating a dog as a treat

I can't fucking do it bros. I can't watch the VOD to the end. It makes me so incredibly sad. Why does it have to be like this, bros. She suffers while we're unable to help her in any appreciable way

>>28422943
I know, not being able to help is the worst

>Meru likes the big boy

>>28418085
There is only one cure and I am happy to provide her with it

Ami with the always early schedule

>>28396348
>recognize how much she's making from vtubing
How much is she actually making?
I doubt, as an indie, she is making as much as if she was a dentist.

>>28425395
I need that art for reasons...

I wanna be Meru's personal heated blanket and head pat machine

>>28425395
>That art
Well fuck time to jerk off to Amiya now

>>28425903
https://twitter.com/Oni_1000/status/1546558295745363968
just check their art tags anon
I like how it's Lisa looking embarrassed and Ami the one exited in the beach

>>28426206
damn this guy drew Lisa with some curve, slightly bigger looking boobs than spooder, thighs a little larger...

>>28426206
Are my mom's extra legs caressing Lisa's butt?

>>28426206
Ami is obviously excited because she's had a 28cm growth spurt

Meru seems hornier than usual today

>>28426430
She's fingering Lisa's butthole. Why do you think Lisa is making that expression

>>28425395
So what punishments did she end up with?

>>28427336
The Fear and Fuck centers of a woman's brain are in the same spot.

>>28429336
I don't think that's just women

Damn menopause is wild

>>28425395
>off model lisa with no milkable milkers
its shit jim

>>28430580
You're not supposed to say that, Orla...

>>28431653
Not everyone is aware of Lisa's squeezability

I miss Meru...

>>28432133
I miss my friend...

>>28432481
I miss my auntie...

>>28432589
I miss my mom...

>>28429063
uwu godzilla rap
uwu idol song
do math while showing work
tsundere mommy dark Ami voice wish we got only the mommy one
5 minutes of chunni impersonation
5 minutes of being tsundere
finish one level in the kuso cat mario
make a love letter for Carth

>>28433283
Solid selection, looking forward to it

Tomo doko?

My homie is still sick... I miss him

Good night hombres, maybe i will have another friend centered dream

>>28437050
Please dream about saving her and then make it come true

>>28436943
Still with the coof?

Sheepy has been quiet today

>>28438133
It's Sunday so it's designates mommy time for her

On the one hand I want to hold my friend and give her lots of lovey-dovey kisses but on the other hand I want to bully her womb so bad she becomes a hot dishevelled mess

I wish Char would upload her bgm somewhere...loved it since her redebut but she never put it up anywhere.

Ami is being really active with buckos on twitter today, really cute

>>28438133
may have sent sappy maros
never been on the receiving end of those, they're not intrusive, are they?

>>28438502
I want to do all of these things at once

I'm a little late for this but
Damn, Lisa...

>>28438703
I love her for it, makes my mind calm knowing she'll still be active in other places when there's no streams

I miss Ami. I guess it's time to watch her sewing stream again while I wait for Monday.

>>28414896
which video is this

>>28441047
The pic is from the TsunPhase medley, the vod in question is Mio's 250k stream

Char https://www.twitch.tv/hoshinochar

>>28441417
>Two Char streams in the same week
The fuck is happening?

Tomo Karaoke Requests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrWAJKJBuPQ

>>28442498
best timeline

>>28414957
>>28415588
That was difficult

>>28444242
Good job.
I couldn't make through the whole stream when it was live

>>28443354
she's gay in this timeline though

Sheepy schedule

>>28444380
I can't blame you, I definitely wouldn't have been able to either. It's painful knowing that she's so happy with the way things are and all the tears are because she just never wants it to end, she doesn't deserve to have it all snatched away from her. I'm hoping more than ever that she'll find some way out and do what she actually wants to do with her life.

>>28445842
More hand cam streams, sheep must be addicted to the parasocial fumes we exhale whenever we see her cute fingers

>>28445486
That won't stop me

https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1548819846065819648?cxt=HHwWgMCgnbXcwf4qAAAA
My boyfriend's so cute...

>>28446371
Imagine if Hanabi did Lisa-style voice tweets.

New thread

>>28446825
>>28446825
>>28446825
>>28446825

>>28446854
the edition anon, THE EDITION! COME ON NOW!

>>28446854
Alright this one's actually pretty funny