/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28301069
retard

This is gonna be a good one, I can feel it

>>28301069
>cunny in OP

>>28301110
>OP can't do even the bare minimum amount of work when making a thread
>good one

>>28301150
I'm drunk and retarded. Was it the koikatsu stuff?

>>28301138
luv cunny
simple as

wife_dm_!

>>28301069
Numbers for 7/15:

1: shxtou (13,400)
2: Filian (3,689)
3: LordAethelstan (2,952)
4: Saruei (2,860)
5: OkCode (2,670)
6: baoo (2,548)
7: BuffPup (2,342)

Non-English:

Viichan6 (10,017) *Korean
NimuVT (3,654) *Spanish
Emikukis (2,486) *Spanish

>>28301181
>>28301215

>>28301204
3d doko

>>28301231
>Shoto not on top
I can see the problem

Good morning, I had 2 dreams I remember, one cuddling saru and one where she cucked me. Her lusting over multiple men are starting to effect me. Beatsaber today, and I hope she managed to get some good meme ideas for the vrc after

>>28301138
It's ok, nobody reads the OP anyway

>>28300976
they went extinct because just like us vtuber unicorns, we are pure creatures which this m*le ridden vtuber world is unworthy of

>>28301285
Good night

I was going to use this as the OP but didn't finish in time so fuck it
good night

gyaru doggy erotic

>>28301346
lmao nice, next one for sure

You can't bump when the word "cunny" is in the OP right?

>>28301204
slut_dm_!

>>28301392
The FBI is taking down 4chan archive websites unjustly under the pretense that they contain certain illicit material

>>28300819
bruh I'm scrolling through her twitter. This white girl is single handedly gonna repopulate Japan 9 months at a time.

>>28301392
seems to be bumping fine

>>28301461
post some evidence to back up that statement

>>28301461
Whats hilarious is I noticed Abigail follows her.

>>28301461
it's wild that all those japanese doujinshi are based on reality and not just exaggerated
japanese might be the biggest coomers in the world

>>28301561
https://twitter.com/ichikagames/status/1545290206609154048
https://twitter.com/ichikagames/status/1543486177860169729
https://twitter.com/ichikagames/status/1541654694761680896
https://twitter.com/ichikagames/status/1541440897950224384

And lastly. She will be the hero of Japan.
https://twitter.com/ichikagames/status/1541640816258453504

>>28301461
My nigga Abe would be proud

>>28301649
so she's like DM if slut dm memes were true

>>28301649
I feel sorry for whatever kid she will have

>>28301685
But the Slut_DM memes ARE true. She did get gangbanged by Yakuza members.

I can't stop hiccuping and I'm about to kill someone

>>28301461
unfortunately she is not currently pregnant

>>28301388
thoughts?

>>28301712
can confirm, i was one of the yakuza at the onsen where it happened

>>28301649
https://twitter.com/ichikagames/status/1541638622788456450
im at a loss for words here

>>28301649
I got a boner

>>28301742
Bring it back and kys

>>28301461
unless she's doing a bit she doesn't seem like the type to get into the relationship
at this point she might get a baby and be a single mom, luckily japs have easy access to abortion in case she changes her mind

>>28301712
This. S.m.h. at people who think it's playful teasing or something faggy like that.

>>28301753

>>28301753
>long as there are no more bruises
what did he mean by this

>>28301820
She likes it rough

>>28301820
She got a massive bruise and tweeted the progress. I’m more shocked that Japanese men have such low standards she gets different partners that much. She’s a dog

>>28301744
I can confirm that this anon was there as I was also there.

>>28301876
Any port in the storm, my brother.

>>28301876
Well from the pics she posted, she looks pretty attractive. Their dicks are telling them yes.

>>28301876
i think it's not standards related but race related
japs just want to fuck a blonde white girl

>>28301876
You think they're checking her twitter from the bar bathroom or something?

>>28301776
not my edit also rude

>>28301900
anon please have some standards

>>28301869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4HuAzHEUc

>>28301930
No, I think they’d look at her face and go “no”

>>28301876
I did read that STIs are rife in Japan due to the people who do get around, get around a lot, and the general stigma about going to the DRs about them. Interesting to see it play out for real.

>>28301876
i have a feeling her fucking everything that moves will come back to bite her at some point
sooner or later she'll meet one of those stereotypical japanese schizos that will strangle her in their basement

>>28301981
Oh, I see.

>>28302008
Well... there was that one girl who was an e-cleb in /cgl/ who got knocked up by a yakuza a few years back, I don't remember how it played out or if she just disappeared eventually.

Hopefully that doesn't happen again.

>>28301957
>>28301981
bit of a butterface but she's not fat so that's a yes from me

Guess we know how Moriko happened, her dad was a chad who said wanna bang to a german amazon.

>>28302077
absolutely garbage taste
have some self respect my guy

Sexual intercourse outside of wedlock, no matter who you are, is unbased

>>28301981
you forgot that people of different races have different beauty standards
if you're white she might be meh but if you're japanese she might unironically look pretty
same in reverse
if you're white and see some homely looking jap girl you might think she's cute while japanese men might think she's ugly
in the end men are horny and some guys will fuck any woman that lets them + you get bragging rights of having sex with "blonde white girl"

>>28302119
My man. A pretty face fat girl is where it’s at.
Butterfaces are acceptable if they have a crazy body, but just being thin isn’t enough.

>>28302070
>I don't remember how it played out or if she just disappeared eventually.
she came back to canada and started vtubing career
her name is girl dm

>>28302181
I choose to believe this rrat

>>28302119
>>28302172
I'm glad you guys have girls flooding your insta DMs but that isn't the case for everyone. We're not talking about marriage or even dating. Ugly girls need loving too. Also hard agree about the fat pretty girls

>>28302119
It's just a quick fuck in the park
you don't have to marry her or even look at her face

>>28302181
o-ogey

>>28302156
This. It is true - at least in the Latin community. I love blondes myself, too, but after going through college and meeting so many I'm fucking picky.

>>28302181

>>28302260
That's why doggy style is so popular

>>28301876
No way, she's a solid 6 or 7. Cute nose.

>>28302181
accurrat

>>28302362
I'm only into girls that look like humanized american possums

>>28302290
>the Latin community
Damn nigga you old as shit

Good morning /lig/gers
No squchi today so my day is already ruined. Is vienna streaming today? I know saru is, at least I have that to look forward to.

>>28301649
>STD collecting bitch
When I see shit like this it makes me physically ill like nothing else. How fucked in the head you gotta be to go out of your way to get STD...
The worst part is I cant look away, and now I kinda wanna see her vtuber streams, just to study her behaviour.

>>28302462
There's a "bug-catcher" fetish. I honestly don't understand these people.

>>28302462
Morbidity is a hell of a drug

>>28302247
this
not to mention average guys get almost no pussy at all so they will fuck literally any semic decent looking girl
>fags ITT pretending they wouldn't fuck 5/10 with decent body if she let them
you're not gonna fool me

>>28302438
>Is vienna streaming today?
She hasn't said anything so probably not unless she goes guerilla on our asses

>>28302569
>Futa Vienna going gorilla on my ass
Fuck you for putting this into my head

>>28302629
Gorilla Vienna going futa on your ass

>>28301069
Ruined

>>28302558
Jokes on you, I don’t know anything about flirting so I don’t have to try

>>28301649
actual genuine whores (not just coombaiters) like this just make me feel ill, the lack of dignity or self-respect is repulsive. imagine being a father and your daughter turned out like this, I would probably rope

>>28302629
Imagine Vienna as a gorilla with a huge cock, violently fucking you in the ass.
Fluids spraying everywhere, animalistic moans and groans, words of mercy going unheeded.

>>28302815
Gorillas actually have really small cocks though

>>28302836
Shut up, nerd.

>>28302836
look at this homo knowing how gorilla dicks look like lmao

>>28302885
Most liggers have secret furry pasts anon

>>28303044
way to out yourself as a chuuba retard

>>28302558
I've been offered sex from 6/10s and maybe even a 7/10 with decent bodies at parties and I always turned them down cause I don't want to have sex unless it's with someone I love and the conditions are nice. I'll fall in love with anyone but I really don't want my first time to be in a shitty student apartment in the bedroom of a girl who I just watched drink the bitch cup. Plus alcohol and especially smoking weed made a girl instantly less attractive to me so parties and bars are strictly for the experience, maybe I make a friend or two idk but I can't even imagine wanting to have sex with a girl who engages in drinking or drugs.

>>28303044
>>28303154
vtuber fans are the new bronies. i mean it

>>28303182
>I can't even imagine wanting to have sex with a girl who engages in drinking
That's most of em, good luck bro

>>28303182
anon I hate to break it to you but you're demisexual

>>28303182

>>28303182
>I can't even imagine wanting to have sex with a girl who engages in drinking
that's literally every woman these days anon

i just want someone who will hug me when i cry

>>28303319
An unfortunately tall ask

>>28303182
I'm not anti-weed per-say, but man, just the smell of that stuff just makes me nauseous.

>>28303182
This, I can't imagine how people can enjoy having some stranger that's sticky from spilled boozes bodily fluids smeered on your crotch and her alcohol breath siliva smeered around and in your mouth and think it feels good. Even if she's not gross I don't want some stranger touching my dick

>>28303182
you will never meet any girl that meet those criteria anon
normal girls drink
you're telling me you wouldn't want gf that's great to be around just because she likes to drink beer?

not talking like the whole 12pack but like a one or two at the end of the day
or when she'd order drinks after dinner etc.

>>28303417
Nyan stay out of my thread

>>28303280
I was firmly on his side until this. Nearly impossible unless something drastic like an alcoholic parent or something.

>>28303493
Or he could date a Mormon or something kek

>>28303590
Soaking

>>28303426
>>28303249
I mean, it's unironically a legitimate ways to be, hookups are over glorified and some people need a deeper bond. Even if that bond is just really good friends.
Hookups only ever left me anxious, unsatisfied and feeling slightly gross about myself.

But you know, they work for some people. So whatever.

>>28303590
i thought mormons only date other mormons
i imagine you'd have to convert and start living like them if you'd want to date mormon girl

Less than 70% of adults drink alcohol And people who drink alcohol is at the lowest its been in 100 years. you can easily find people who don't drink.

>>28303853
I wish I was one of those people

>>28303702
I was just shitposting because I thought I might get a reaction out of using a tumblr word. No judgement here.

>>28303249
what the fuck are you talking about stop making up words I'm just not a coomer, I want to be in love not have sex.
>>28303436
>you're telling me you wouldn't want gf that's great to be around just because she likes to drink beer?
If she likes to drink beer in the quantities you suggest she would not be nice to be around for me. Any more than 3 drinks a week is basically an alcoholic in my eyes. A glass of red wine once a week is fine but beer smells and tastes like shit and whiskey is actually horrible. I have a bottle of golden rum for the sole purpose of making desserts, I tried tasting it just by dipping my tongue in a spoon of like 2 drops of it and it just hurt and my tongue stung for like half an hour after. Horrible, smells horrible, only useful to burn bananas.

>>28303493
More or less, enjoying a drink isn't a crime. I've never really cared about drinking myself but shoehorning yourself like that is cringe. But drinking like you are 19 at 29 is kind of a red flag.

I LOVE VEENER

>>28303914
Ironically a lot of liggers are alphabets so I think this thread probably has a softer attitude to that kinda shit, lawl.

>>28303944
>I tried tasting it just by dipping my tongue in a spoon of like 2 drops of it and it just hurt and my tongue stung for like half an hour after
I am both envious of you and consider you a huge faggot, damo-samo

>>28303944
>Any more than 3 drinks a week is basically an alcoholic in my eyes
i wish you the best of luck in finding a gf but damn nigga
you're gonna end up alone

>>28303853
Ok, where?
Hard mode: No AA meetings or religious gatherings.

>>28304086
Probably alone at their home

>>28303944
Nemu fits your description of an ideal woman
she doesn't drink, smoke etc.
will you date Nemu damascus?

>>28303944
>I want to be in love not have sex.

>Demisexual people only feel sexually attracted to someone when they have an emotional bond with the person.
you are part of the LGBTQ+ community damascus

>>28304148
The ones who remind us of ourselves are often the most insufferable

>>28303182
>>28303944
stop using these images for your gay incelposting damascus

>your oshi in 50 years after she's long done vtubing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t4htmbam9s

>>28304449
idea of having weeb wife that even when we're old would be into collecting figurines is making me warm and fuzzy on the inside

>>28302569
She did say she was gonna stream today when yesterday's stream was ending.

>>28304449
gilf moriko...

I'm going to start identifying as a heteroromantic gyno-demisexual (only feel romantic towards women, femininity gives me a biner regardless of their gender, have to be romanticly interested in someone to be sex them), anyone else here like that? I made a flag for it that's consistent with current LGBT lore too.

>>28304636
I'm happy for you anon, but please be gay in the privacy of your own home

>>28304636
That's beautiful (perish)

>>28304492
roughly same, but also conflicted about how high having some degree of weebery has jumped in my priorities for a potential spouse since getting into vtubers.

>>28304636
I also learned of the term gynosexual recently. It's like Bi but not really.

>>28303944
i don't think this poster is normal

>>28304913
Its the non-gay bi

>>28304955
Oh anon. It's still pretty gay.

>>28304148
How dare you bring up the Nemu X Damascus ship I will kill you. Enemies to lovers is not a trope that often works out properly and Nemu would need to be fixed more than any girl I've fixed before.
>>28304251
Fantastic, another tag to add.
>>28304299
/lig/ma balls

>>28304636
I'm updating this to include sex, gender identity, and gender presentation too. Im a:
>masculine presenting male heteroromantic gyno-demisexual demiboy

>>28304636
it could unironically work and all of the alphabet soup people will probaby accept it

>Dedication, Love, and Niche: The Way Women Streamers Grow & Support Each Other
>An LGBTQIA+ Chitchat
>How To Get Games, Money, and Opportunities (from the people who decide)

Holy shit, twitchcon is just a cauldron of all the shit I hate. Basically a meet and greet to make twtich even shittier if all they care about anymore is to make it more toxic and monetized...

>>28305836
I hope in the first one they discuss how to keep males from invading the female space of vtubing

>>28305836
nobody cares about any of this shit
people who go to twitchcon only go there to
>meet their favorite streamers
>hang out with friends
>buy weeb merch
>have cosplay sex at hotel with the female cosplayers they picked up at the con

Say "I blub you" right now

>>28301753
>>28301649
wtf

>>28301753
>>28301649
well /lig/? you constantly say how much you love sluts

>>28305836
>"how to grow your audience: how to get new viewers on twitch"
>look up speakers twitch channel
>oh they've been streaming for 7 years, they might have some insight
>average viewers: 37
Oh

>>28306216
kek that doesn't surprise me

>>28301649
looks fake to me. I mean its just text on twitter...

>>28306216
basically a 101 on how to be as desperate of a slut as you can be, because that is how you get money there. or you pitybait like all of the menheras

>>28305836
I'm just glad it looks like they're really trying to promote diversity and inclusion, if there's anything Twitch needs more of it's women and gays

>>28306552
I like your sarcasm, anon. could have a bit more cynicism, but not bad

>>28305961
>>have cosplay sex at hotel with the female cosplayers they picked up at the con
i wonder how many liggers actually did hookup with somebody from any of the convetions they went to

>>28307049
with gen-z hard to say, because generally youngsters are seen to be promiscuous, but gen-z kinda ruins everything traditional on purpose

>>28307049
random con hookups are not nearly as common as people think unless you're gay

>>28307049
This is why I oshi only squ and saru, no chance of accedental dick insertion from some buff astolfo

>>28307235
femboys have it easy

>>28307235
Funny thing I found was 2 horniest groups are the youngest and oldest. Basically every con-goer over 35-40 is a swinger.

Nina edit when

>>28303702
Fucking or trying to fuck friends is never a good idea imo.

>>28307457
As a former unintentional femboy, yeah, a lot of dudes hit on you. Weirdly insightful to how much of a pig a regular guy can be.

>>28307474
>every con-goer over 35-40 is a swinger
it's because if you're single and don't have kids in this demographic you've already given up and don't feel shame anymore, so you don't care about being seen as the gross swinger

>>28307474
>35 year old con goer
That's a little creepy. If I saw a 30 something hanging around at a con I would assume he's just there to oggle at the cosplayers and maybe a pedo trying to pick up one of them. At a certain age you have to realize you are out of place in groups of young people

>>28307235
>>28307457
I was at a con with my only mate and his sister a year ago the sister brought some weeb friends with her the guy changed into a maid costume for the hell of it and went around the con taking pics with girls he looked really cute and I got a boner

>>28307614
theres just nothing like degrading a femboy, diamonds

>>28307634

>>28307634
i thought you don't see people over 30 going to those cons becasue at that age you have stable job and simply don't have time and energy to go to conventions
it's the people in their 20s that have time to fuck around

Milky is doing karaoke and no one linked her, get your hag singing fix here
https://www.twitch.tv/milky

>>28307634
nah, older people at cons are always the most fun to hang out with

>>28307634
Older people tend to meet up in groups of friends, and stay in their lane. Half off them are either vendors or staff though. Depends on the con scale too, hotel con? slightly more creepy, convention centre con? more acceptable.

>>28307634
there's nothing wrong with going to con to pick up 20 something year old cosplay slut to degarde in the hotel room when you're over 30

>>28307634
kek, I know people from /cgl/ who unironically think cons should be age gated to under 21s

>>28305961
>>have cosplay sex at hotel with the female cosplayers they picked up at the con

oh yeah right, then wait for the allegations some time later, always fun to see.

>>28306216
I dare you to participate and ask why they don't have 500 CCV.

>>28307876
missed opportunity for mic stand to be between massive honkers

>>28307235
or a furry

>>28308020
a lot of female cosplayers are over 25 and a lot of them approach 30
people who say shit like this are zoomers who think they'll stay young forever

Slow morning huh, what with most of the EU morning regulars at twitch con.

>>28308299
>or a furry
anon did say gay, furry is included in that

>>28306216
It's never the actual succsessful people giving these kinds of talks.

>>28308342

>>28308342
Squchan was supposed to save us but she doesn't stream on weekends

>>28308300
And so many zoomcosplayers are Aliexpress hos who cast shade on homemade costumes claiming their taobao special is better.

>>28308364
well yeah that's the thing
people who are successful streamers have no fucking idea how they got there, they just started growing while being themselves
the only advice they can give is to not give up and stream consistently but you don't need whole panel just to say that

>>28307634
Mint don’t look

>>28308300
>Observe the cosplayer ageing process, as she matures she shows less and less skin

>>28308710
Just look at /asp/ who are all convinced theres some magic formula to making it and insist on spending crazy money on equipment when a fair few people who made it are still using the mediocre blue mic they started with.

>mfw waiting patiently for Tob to end her vacation and not complaining that I miss her because I'm happy that she's taking time off from streaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhcu3MBr5gU

>>28307503
Go ask the drawfags.

>>28308408
Squchan was supposed to save me by coming inside me

>>28309218
>smoking
dropped

>>28308342
just let chuubas have those hotel room orgies anon they deserve to get some dick

>>28309313
wouldn't want to date smoker but i did masutrbate to those videos where girl is giving you a blowjob and blows smoke on your cock

>>28309400
yuck

>>28309502
fuck you it's hot

>>28309543
blowing hundreds of carcinogenic compounds onto your cock is not sexy, it's yucky.

>>28309543
its kinda of gross to be honest

>>28309727
Maybe dick cancer is the cure to a small cock

Reminder if you aren't fit/good looking enough to pull off a hot consplay your oshi will never fuck you when you meet up at a con

>>28310015
i do not want to fuck my oshi if she fucks random men she met at the conventions

if you're starved of chuubas check out 46cm_ she's a cutie.

>>28310015
If she fucks randos at cons then she's not my oshi.

>>28310169
is he ok?

>>28310068
Her model is very cute, but art streams so early would knock me back out

>>28310169
>men think women find this attractive

You know, sometimes, I feel like the least autistic person on this board. And I'm related to a bunch of people way deep into the spectrum.
Welp, I'll keep an eye on y'all
>Install Fightcade

>>28310278
Men that great don't care what women find attractive.

>>28310298
>roids
>great
no

>>28310324
t. naturally hampered individual

>>28310285
True, if you were actually autistic you would've fuelled that power into actually getting us some fightcade streams ;^)

>>28309063
i miss the skunt too anon, stay strong

Reminder if you can't manipulate atoms with your mind your oshi will never fuck you but you can still work on and improve yourself until she does

>>28310015
Most cosplayers are underweight (wo)manlets
Real men get big and strong to protect their oshi

>https://twitter.com/Inislein/status/1548267949315616768
cute!

>>28310416
I've only spoken the gospel to one directly, they will carry my word (or won't).
It'll click eventually, I hope. I just want better collab games options than the garbage they (all chuubas) normally pick from.

>>28310278
what about this?

>>28310068
Oh she’s playing a game today! Nice

>>28310591
Huh, twitch con networking could birth some interesting collabs.

>>28310591
this menhera sheep keeps stealing everyone's phones somebody stop her

>>28310631
Well Coqui seems like she's vaguely interested in fightan (what with the SF and MK streams) so perhaps that's the best in anyone's going to have for >installing fightcade. I could picture a timeline where the she and Meat and co. do a bootlegged fightcade tournament or something.

>>28310591
Interesting image choise by Nina.

>>28310591
I always think mango has such a good design, should watch them more.

>no loadshedding during frog stream today
Hype

>>28311094
Nina is a professional woman who knows what women want.

>>28311199
>loadshedding
Oh god, there's been talks of this for the coming winter. I don't want to be a third worlder

>>28310591
>no squ
based whore filtering vyugen

>>28311199
Honestly won't be surprised if frog bails on VR tonight, its too fucking hot to strap into a headset and trackers.

>>28311199
>loadshedding
lmao what

>>28311309
With how stubborn she is I doubt it

>>28311295
Anon, the only Vyugen in that picture is Yoclesh

>>28311355
Emergency blackouts due to living in a third world country like America.

>>28311309
She's going to stream naked

>>28311410
only texas has those problems due to being fucking retarded.

>>28308408
Hungarian tradwife streamers only work on weekdays, weekends are for cooking and cleaning, please understand.

>>28311477
Cooking, cleaning and watching movies with her harem

>>28311410
I'm in Texas but I live near a hospital so my power never got shut off last time

>>28311370
wasn't there a pic of all vyugens together with merry and the only ones missing were squ and momo?

>>28311515
Just like the Bible commanded.

>>28311560
Yeah

>>28311560
Momosex doesn't live in europe I think and squ is too afraid of going outside
prease understand

>>28311641
>squ is too afraid of going outside
or she wasn't invited

>>28311681
She said on her stream that she just doesn't do well with crowds or something like that so she chose not to go

>>28311681
Or you are just a drama llama

>>28310591
>all these chuubas falling for the apple jew

>>28311738
me? never

>>28311774
anon...

>>28311774
their tracking shit is only supported by apple stuff right?

>>28311774
It'll stay like that until somebody makes something as good or better either for cheaper than a 5 year old phone or they're able to market it as more stable than the iPhone X. Honestly the latter wouldn't be too hard seeing as how ArtGun was just sperging about how an update broke mouth tracking not that long ago.

>>28311774
from what i know only apple has tech good enough for tracking which is why all the vtuber related software is based around ihpones and IOS

>>28311774
Apparently iPhones have good depth tracking

fat leaflit sex and milfification

>>28311922
iPhones basically have a miniature version of the Kinect (remember that thing?) in it's sensor array thats used for faceID. Vtuber software takes advantage of this for tracking. Theres one or two startups making webcams with a similar sensor but ultimately they'll probably be more expensive than a second hand iPhone.

>>28312132
Has leaf addressed that her 3d is a bit on the chonky side?

>>28307847
being out of a job is the catlyst for most people to start streaming tho. and that happens mostly at ages from 20 to way in your 30s

>>28307920
well, if you are older the chances are high that you didnt spend your entire childhood in front of a screen. and Im not taling about videogames, but theres a reason a relative called the people in NYC zombies for looking at their phone 24/7 out on the street.

Darkest chuuba live
https://www.twitch.tv/munibug

>>28312525

>>28312203
Yes. She did it to comply with OUR request.

hit the club last night and missed my oshi’s stream. how was based filian?

>>28312830
still zooming

>>28312830
still not being vtuber

>>28312525
>Darkest Chuuba
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my oshi's failings...

>>28311547
Rare lucked out with proximity to crucial infrastructure flex.
How much did you get fucked on the kwh rate spike though?

>>28313154
>>28311547
i thought this thing only happens in 3rd world wtf burgers

>>28313154
I didn't, I was on a fixed rate plan so I escaped that too

>>28313230
Texas wanted to have its own power grid off the Federal grid network because "muh government overreach" and its shit and prone to long blackouts. Some people went without power for 2 weeks last year during a winter storm.

>https://twitter.com/yuniiho/status/1548289914193600512
dog thigh... in nylons...

>>28311681
She wasn't invited because other vyugens dont consider her as an art genmate anymore since she turned into full time vrc slut

>>28313681
ogey

>>28308793
they actually show more skin, because plastic surgery is the go to ageing desperate strategy

>>28308710
ludwig is pretty convinced he knows a good formula, but /asp/ already sucks his dick
a bunch of creators suck mr beast's dick, convinced he could start a new channel and hit 1 million subs in a month (but I guess he's not a streamer), but that I guess that's more to do with seo/manipulating algorithms than content

>>28313560
it's because millions have migrated to Texas in recent years and they didn't upgrade the network properly.

>>28308300
I know an occasional hobby cosplayer who's pushing 40. She's still hot af.

>>28313759
>a bunch of creators suck mr beast's dick, convinced he could start a new channel and hit 1 million subs in a month
well yeah but that's only becasue he's mrbeast
people would sub to him only becasue of that

>>28313854
anon, the thought experiment expects it would not trade on his known popularity.
i.e. he creates a new channel, content anything, and with no tie backs to his known identity it goes viral

>>28313950
he should do it then just to see if it's true

>>28308890
especially in the lasr year where indie vtubing blew up out of basically nowhere you could see that only big titted anime models and maybe networking between the whores matters. sure, if you dont want to sell digital ass you need to do a bit more netwroking between the small ones, but those panels they have on cons is for people that like to talk about the business models and maybe incline 1% a year while doing just fine
a one hit wonder needs to be loud and fast. has always been that way, but the drop can be brutal

>>28313681
I heard she's planning to launch an Anti-Vyugen artist collective and is actively talking to Saru behind the scenes. It's gonna be modeled after the French-Hungarian alliance of 1528 between King Francis I and King John Zápolya.

>>28313627
Yunii needs to use more hand cream, goddamn.

>>28314063
big if true

>>28314063
Ok Alfi.

CHUUBAS ARE HAVING HOTEL ORGIES AND I'M NOT INVITED

If you’re bored, hasan is streaming twitch con and numi was in the background earlier.

>https://www.twitch.tv/fishoffline

Nemu still live after 11 hours

>>28314287
Nina is heaving sweaty lesbian sex with Inislein and there's nothing you can do about it

>>28314370
Not the worst person sheep’s ever been groomed by

>>28314370
this is false because inis doesn't fuck

>>28314370
on the other side of the world giri and dm are also lezzing it out

>>28314475
Correct, she doesn't fuck, she just gets fucked

>>28314370
She has to get past the light mode hurdle first

>>28314319
May God smite me down if i ever decide to watch LSF flesh streamers.

Big chuuba meet n greet including Numi, Lily and others tomorrow
https://twitter.com/nihmune/status/1548289878793732097

>>28314319
>azan
i'll only watch him if he fights sam hyde

>>28311774
well, only apple has the libraries for face tracking since they started early with stealing peoples data. nonetheless they have an advantage. there are a few programs for Android like meowface, that were created by Suvidriel, but its not as refined.

>>28314833
based

>>28314823
Wait so Lily doesn't have a problem with people seeing her face?

>>28314935
She will be wearing this

>>28314935
She got mindbroken after seeing all the posts making fun of her encounter with a viewer in the theme park

>>28314935
i don't think she knows

is anny at twitchcon?

Frog made a callout post for her clones in the discord, has anybody identified the doppelgangers yet? I'm curious.

>>28314823
>>28315062
yeah it sounds like orca doesn't know lmao

>>28315120
No

>>28315120
Yes she has a meet and greet in the red light distract

>>28315128
the tweet is literally co-authored.

>>28315120
anny is currently asigned to azov batalion executing russian POWs in eastern ukraine

>>28315125
what is this

>>28315125
middle one is from almost a year ago, old stuff

>>28312830
You can't be oshis with your rapist, anon.

>>28315125
>that tail made in paint
KEK

>>28315146
why not? this is a great oportunity.

>>28313759
Ludwigs business model is too get as many sponsorships as possible. his twitchpage could be arranged to a mosaic of the Mona Lisa

>>28315125
is it just me or all the trace allegations are always a reach

My russian oshi (Mana Renewal) is streaming. Chilling and singing with her friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fUAjXDzaLc

>>28315292
She still has school to go to

>>28314935
They could be doing the usual iPad thing that vtubers do for meet-n-greet

>>28315292
she's in Japan anon
she's not gonna fly to europe for a single event

>>28315411
why not? others have.

>>28315460
becasue shit costs money
intercontinental flights from japan to europe are expensive as shit

Is lily self conscious?

>>28315510
no she's just shy

>>28315497
she could have easily made a donation goal, and would be hanging out with all the other chuubas.

>>28315460
she doesn't want to, she doesn't want to spend the money, she's nervous about meeting people, she's nervous about fans approaching her unwarranted, she doesn't want to be in Europe with all the stuff going on in her home country, she'd rather visit (Me), etc.
take your pick anon, I dont know why "she doesn't want to" is such a complicated thing for you

>>28315543

>>28315575
why are you talking like I'm ignoring "she doesn't want to" when I literally just read it now? you fuckface.

>>28315574
she's also trying to get visa to stay in japan and being outside of japan is only going to make it harder
she might not even be let inside if she goes outside and then tries to fly back

>>28302558
I thought you dumped your girlfriend because she didn't appreciate your knife collection.

>>28315638
>she's also trying to get visa to stay in japan
well that's fair, I thought she already had that taken care of.

>>28314370
would sheep even know what that is? I doubt she has many of the problems she claims to have, but she also seems to be oblivious about most common knowledge. which eruopean doesnt know what a coffeeshop is?

>>28315640
anon if someone doesn't spend thousands to travel to an event for a few days then the default answer is "they don't want to" and it's perfectly valid, this doesnt require more than a second of thought

>>28315784
Me

>>28315799
go kill yourself Mr Assumptions

>>28314823
good. maybe I meet them with my friends Smith & Wesson...

>>28315772
i think you're mistaking me for some other anon who might've posted the same pic

>>28315854
OCELOT

anny isn't going because she's fat as fuck.

anny is not going to twitchcon becasue local yakuza took her passport and forced her to work in local soapland

>>28316063
plausible.

>>28315780
she would forget that.
and even as a refugee you are not guaranteed to stay in japan. they have let a few thousand ukrainian refugees in the country lately, but that was rather good PR to cover the fact that they usually only allow 1000 refugees a year at best

>>28315822
well, zoomers should learn to use their smartphones to google things instead of only being on tiktok and discord...

>>28315852
right I was aiming at Damascus >>28303182

Explain yourself since now this is vtuber lore.

>>28316234
G-google...? What's that.

I want Saruei to step on me

>>28315965
How fat we are talking?

>>28316242
how to get gf when even damascus somehow managed to get one

>>28316468
Art reps

>>28316468
money

>>28316468
lie on the internet

>>28315193
By insatiably fucking them to death.

>>28316468
>Hit the gym
>Get swole
>"Wow anon, you make me feel totally safe when I'm around you"
t. gymcel

>>28316354
Danny DeVito

>>28316468
A. touch grass
B. pay
C. throw yourself into any community with women in it
Any of the above work.

>>28316468
Be attractive. The weirdest most asocial people can land in a relationship just by looking good.

>>28316634
The -cel part of that makes me have my doubts.

>>28316634
has this actually happend or you just imagine this will happen at some point

>>28316632
All Russian soldiers are homosexual, anon.

>>28316660
>Be attractive
damn, knew i had no chance

>>28316782
You could also hypothetically act attractive. Be confident, suave, funny, charismatic and all that jazz.
But you're here, after all.

>>28316660
this actually. unless you find something blind the looks is all that matters. the ones that say that character matters are attractive, so all they can say are empty words.
if you are ugly as me with a long face and pale skin. well, a pack of sleeping pills is only 10 bucks and doesnt hurt at all

>>28316720
don't resort to killing yourself if you get the girl pregnant, just do as many of us did and go buy some cigarettes or milk

I hope every chuuba and fleshie at twitchcon gets covid

>>28316904
The guy on the left is not the guy on the right.

>>28316720

>>28316911
I'm sorry you couldn't go anon

>>28316911
they will. because "reason" is not a word con-goers know

>>28316911
If they don't get convid they'll get conflu. 'tis the way.

>>28316911
Covid is the new generic flu that everyone gets. Welcome to disease.

>>28316911
they will but it won't be due to airborne infection but sexual transmission

>>28315543
Not too shy to make an absolute fool of herself online tho

>>28316720
Actually, I dated a girl who called me big (as in strong, not fat) and told me she felt safe around big men. We went out for dinner, went back to her house and she invited me in and I declined because I thought she had things to do. Yes, I'm retarded. That was the end of the dating arc.
Now I'm just lifting heavy weights to kill the Antichrist.

>>28317169
we still have some variants in the making that can kill you. and omikron has a very high rate to give you long covid which makes the aftermath worse than the actual disease. and centaurus is also making the experts uneasy

>>28317391
big L but happens to the best of us anon

>>28317414
I would be more concerned about the economy than coronavirus variants

>>28317391
at least you got the date
i'm still on the lifting arc
no idea where i should find women to talk to

>>28317391
So you connected well and you both just dropped the topic after one awkward situation?

It's be funny if every one of them lost their senses of taste and smell. You could send them chocolatey gifts made of actual shit.

>>28317583
I'm glad I'll be dead in 40 years so I won't have to live in the aftermatch of this economic crisis that's brewing

>>28317583
well, having 10% of your workforce on undefinite leave due to long covid wont help your economy now would it?

>>28317725
we get it anon you have chuubas

>>28317585
go to a bar or pick up a hobby that women enjoy too

>>28317725

I had omikron and lost neither. and omikron is the common variant atm

>>28317738
Don't worry anon, we're in the pre-amble for a world war in the next 10-15

>>28317836
>just be a slave to the system and act like whatever the industry told women they like

I know it is that way, but I stay unhappy out of free will

>>28317836
>pick up a hobby that women enjoy too
such as

>>28317996
ask the ceo of women.

>>28317996
>making money
>having money
>spending money

not particularly those, but those in theory. you catch more flies with honey, but you gotta buy it somehow

>>28317725
>>28317849
I have Omikron right now and I just lost my sense of smell. Seems a bit more common again with variant BA.5.

>>28317996
bird watching.

>>28317545
At least I now know what not to do
>>28317585
Make your oshi proud and lift heavy stuff
>no idea where i should find women to talk to
Work, gym, any social gathering
>>28317623
We've been seeing each other on and off for a few months until that moment

>>28318047
Nina?

>>28318047
I tried but she's sleeping because she's sick

new
>>28318126
>>28318126
>>28318126

>>28318093
>any social gathering
i don't go to those

>>28318065
Unrelated to getting women, but I actually took your advice and went bird watching earlier in the week - I was fishing but I brought some binoculars with me and kept an eye out during the down time. It was a surprisingly relaxing experience.