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ITT: we talk about which holo has the best texture and flavor. share your recipes for serving them!
For me, it's a juicy piece of Marine's roasted thigh or Ame's ribs

>> No.27669928

/meat/ is kill?

>> No.27669962

>>27669782
Bro this aint stealth thread
Whatever.
Luv me sum Gura soup
Luv me sum Pekora burgers
I would really love to keep Pekora alive and breathing as I skin her and cut her guts

>> No.27670025

>>27669782
Fuck off, faggots

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>>27669928
No
Just wanna share delicious vtuber ideas for now

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>>27669782
Kiara announced a special cooking stream
Says it'll be a mouthwatering spectacle
Stream starts, everyone in chat already guessing what she's making
Meme akasupas flooding in per usual
Kiara reveals today's dish; Herself
Everyone thought it was a funny flirtatious joke
Chat starts freaking out when a bunch of masked figures in KFP cosplay enters the room
They all tie Kiara on the table and undress her
Chat assumed this was a freaky rape roleplay being streamed on YouTube
One of them takes out a knife and begin slicing off Kiara's tits
Chat is in full horror
Akasupas still coming in, it is now red room donations
The KFP handlers slowly take cuts and chunks off Kiara's torso, limbs, and ass
Kiara screaming in pain and then gurgling on her saliva and blood
A KFP buries his knife down Kiara's ribs, down to her waist
Everyone starts ripping off her entrails and innards
Another group of KFPs walk in
Preparing the oils, 11 secret herbs and spices, and flour
Kiara at her dying breath reassures chat that the highest donator will get to eat her fried flesh
A KFP slaughters Kiara and gently sever her head from her body
She gives one final wink to the camera before the stream gets cut off
Taking Kiara's tits out of the oven
The smell of chicken and herbs fill the kitchen
You lay the tray down on the table
Picking up the knife, you slide its tip on her nipple
The roasted brown skin is glistening in oil
Its texture crispy and semi-dry
Thwacking the breast from the side, it barely jiggles. The breast fat lost its moisture and hardened
Picking up a fork, you start cutting a piece off
Steam puffs from the incision, the oil interior dripping out
You take a small cut and eat it
Chewy, soft, spongy, with scents of parsley and thyme
The fat melts in your mouth with the crispy skin around it giving flavor

>> No.27670111

>>27670053
A shame I was hoping the jannies would ban you freaks into /trash/ once and for all. Lets hope nobody reports this thread :^)

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Imagine the smell of blood

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>>27670111
that was just one janny having a tantrum banishing every fetish threads and nasfaqg
stop believing you made any difference

>> No.27670311 [DELETED] 

Not Holo but it is just as hot
>be Finana
>it's a girls night out with your besties Pomu and Elira
>they never told you where we were going
>in fact you're even blindfolded and gagged and in bondage
>oooh kinky! must be a bachelor's party wink wink
>the car stops. your blindfold taken off. yay cant wait to jerk off the lucky bach-
>it's a five star seafood restaurant
>Eh?? Nani?
>ask your girlfriends if we're in the right place
>Pomu and Elira are gone, theyre talking with a couple of men outside
>girls? what are you talking about?
>Pomu came back to the car to get her stuff
"Finana~! Me and Eli are going inside. Five months on the reservation waiting list better be worth it. Be a good girl and play nice with your new friends okay?"
>Pomu? what do you mean?
>the car door opens and the two men picks you up
>you see Eli waving at you as you are taken behind the restaurant
>you struggle and wriggle to get out of the men's grip but to no avail
>you cant even scream for help with the gag in your mouth
"Cant believe we get to serve a broad this fresh!" says one of them
>no no no no no what did he meant?!
>they brought you in, dumping you on top of a prep counter
>one by one they cut the bondage rope off of you and takes off your gag
>but before you could scream, a chef drives his elbow into your chest with brute force
>making you squelch in pain, coughing and gasping for air
>multiple sets of hands find their away all over your body
>removing your clothes, your crown, washing you with ice cold water
>you feel your ankles and wrists tied, you try to struggle your way out but met with another sucker punch to the belly
>tears swell as you cannot endure the process, you feel as if you lost everything you had
>as the pain fades, you realize that you are being carried elsewhere
>with a thud, you fall onto a tabletop
>opening your eyes, you see them. Pomu and Elira. sipping wine and taking photos of you
>this has got to be a prank right girls? girls?
>you start crying as the chefs pin you down, bruising your arms and legs
>you scream at the top of your lungs, but Pomu only laughs at your predicament
>a chef picks up his knife and grabs your right breast
>hot searing pain fills your body as the blade slowly cut its way through the base of your breast
>you scream harder as the pain intensifies
>adrenaline fills your bloodstream and the world around you crawls
>within seconds you feel your bladder emptying as you watch Elira clapping
>in one quick move the chef removes your breast and drops it onto a plate
>you watch as he takes a prep knife and cuts your breast into an open flower sashimi, with a pinch of salt and a squeeze of lemon on top
>Pomu picks up a slice of your tit sashimi and happily eats it
>her smile widens and she giggles in excitement, it tastes extremely good
"You've got to try this, Eli!" she says as she feeds Elira a slice
>blood and heme drips down from their lips, Elira quickly dabbles her lips with a napkin
>why? why are they doing this?
>before your thoughts are able to materialize, pain quickly gushes in your belly
>you look down to see a chef burying his knife in your tummy barely an inch in, driving down to your crotch
>another chef does the same sideways to your hips
>you could not scream anymore as your throat hurts from non stop sobbing
>looking down, you watch as the chefs cut open a window in your abdomen
>your organs revealed to the world
>quickly Elira snaps photos of your innards
"Geee, I didnt knew you had... guts." Elira laughs as she prods your colon
>you weakly stare into the ceiling, the chandelier floating above you, and black out

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Imagine how tasty her meat would be. Rabbits have that nice taste

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>>27670486
Damn. imagine a lava lamp but with your oshi's preserved womb

>> No.27670655

>>27670486
Ah, reminded me of the good old cursed numbersI used to browse

>> No.27670732

>>27669782
In my opinion Ina would taste the best if you knew how to cook her properly.
>neet so her meat isn't tough
>nice juicy buttocks to roast
>regenerative tentacles (the real selling point)
Also not enough writing of Gura losing herself to carnivorous shark instincts and attacking the Myth girls

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