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>>27531328I want to sex your oshi kfp..
>>27531328cute
What would sex with haachama even be like?
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBdITatp8Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBdITatp8Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBdITatp8Y
Good morningI hate Kiara so much it's unreal.
>Australia collabThat was first teased back in September...
Haachama and Kiara cooking collab...
>Australian collabWhat the fuck I thought Kiara silently killed it
>>27531672Loud
ENTER POLKA
>(no delivery)What is this?
ENTERCLUSSY
>let's collab!>no deliveryror->Kiara actually called everyone out of thatLMAO KFP YOUR CHICKEN IS BASED
Haachama and Bae should have sex
>Calling out fake collab promisesI fucking love her brutality
IT DO BE LIKE DAT FRFR
ENTERPOL
ENTER PORUKA
ENTERPORUKA ORKA
>>27531328she looks pregnant thanks OP
Matsuri is cute!
ENTER PORKER
ENTER CLUSSY
kiara no, you can't hold them to it like that! it's just a polite thing to say.
SANA
ENTERPORUKA ORUKAKINOTORI
ENTERPORUKA
PORUKA ORUKA
ENTER UNITY CLUSSY
ENTER POL
UH UH CLUSSY UH UH
ENTER PORU
ENTERBEST GIRL
AAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY
ENTER POLKA SINGING KINOTORI
HINOPOLKA
ENTERBATPOL
Why would Kiara be in the australian discord group?
POL!
NO WHO WAS PROTECTING THE BIRTHDAY CAKEEYES ON POLKA
Holy shit I love Polka
ENTER UNITYCHAD
I like Sora's laugh
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
AAAAA FAT WOMAN
So are these for HoloJP only?
ENTERTHE JP KIARA FEARS MOST
ENTER THE RINGMASTER
HOLY BASED CLUSSY
Polka...kino....
GO POLKA GO
I LOVE CLUSSY
I'm trying to like Kiara, but she just comes off as too MEMEMEMEMEME and rude occasionally.
GO PORUKA GO
ENTER POLMAO
P-POLKA SAMA I KNEEL
BASED CLOWN
That was hype
KINOTORI
>>27531672Confusing
You can really see how much more the JP members love Kiara more than Gura
KFP....
God I love Polka
>Sana in the chat committing to Australia collab>Sana in the chat committing to Australia collab>Sana in the chat committing to Australia collab>Sana in the chat committing to Australia collab
>Bon Jovi - AlwaysWait.. they have another song other than It's My Life?
>>27531704Cute boy.
JWU, Who has called in so far?
biggg face
ngl I don't give a shit about Kiara or her birthday but I like seeing how the thread reacts to each call. Pretty wholesome
Has Polka ever missed an EN birthday call in stream.
Will she call in again after last time? Will she drop her soba again?
Why was she speaking to Polka in English kek
MOONA WILL LOVE US ALWAYS BROSIT'S GOING TO BE OK
>>27531763shut up deadbeat
BASED UNITY CLOWN
Way too based
After Polka tweeted about the Dokomi concert cheering I think Kiara wanted to bond with her over that
>I want to see you>I want to touch you>I want to fell you!>I wan to be with you!>Where were you Polka?>I'm coming for youKiara wtf
/pol/ love
KINO KINOTORI ENTRANCE
>LET’S COLAB (NO DELIVERY)WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS???
>>27531788not now deadbeat
Look at this cunt with her VB longneck
>>27531801EugeneChammersPoruka
>>27531757that's not Laplus
>>27531763I'm trying to fuck your mom but the queue is too long
The first Polka collab... Home...
>>27531672Instead of cumming semen you cum your brain cells out instead and you get dumber.
>>27531763it's okay retard, you can just not watch her.
>>27531801Eugene, Haachama, Pomu, and now Polka
>>27531756yeah the call-ins are this early to accommodate for JP & ID
>>27531798Runaway and Blaze of Glory are good
>[EN] Sora: I can control time.I fucking knew it!
Ina's Marika ass...
>>27531807That's an extremely sexy Polka and I'm disappointed there's still no good doujinshi with her
>>27531801Top right of the screen, she's caught up with pictures.
Everyone wants a piece of that
>>27531827cutie
if it wasn't for collabs I would forget Polka exists
I'm calling in next
>>27531837mind fuck
>>27531763have you tried not being gay?
KEK
Inb4 1 is Kiara telling people to switch number since she couldn't come up with sixth question
>>27531788Gura loves Kiara as much as the JP members do. Maybe even more!
>No. Take different one.Choice was an illusion...
>>27531792China could invade their country right now and they would still find time to watch this call-in
>>27531851>he doesn't like the one where lamy sucks off her futa dick
>>27531798Bed of Roses...
what a buncha goofs
>>27531865This but Haachama.
>>27531828>>27531841Thank you>>27531855I'm retarded
>Let's go to Cambodia Kiara-chan
Gura cute Gura cute!
Puddingchama ganbatte!
>>27531827It's not 20 to 8 in the fucking morning yet though...
Kiara, this stealth way of making Polka commit to a vacation is probably not going to work...
>>27531865Polka is a holo that I always really like when I do see her but I rarely watch her solo content.
>>27531848>Sora: Spider cocking would be nice.
>>27531888
>>27531807i like me some sexy armpit art but what is going on here, thats not an armpit thats a tumor
>>27531792>It's an air raid siren
>>27531798livin on a prayer...
>>27531829Laplus fears Kiara as she now owns more land than HoloX.
mooners......
>>27531865if it wasn't for that one amogus collab /hlgg/ wouldn't know she exists
>>27531884A-chan picked 1...
My gf and her wife!
>>27531788Save for after the stream
Mald eve
>>27531888Just like real life...
I can't understand...
>I will do to you what Reine was too much of a pussy to doPOLKA HOLY SHIT
>KIARA KIARA KIARASHUT THE FUCK UP
Why would the japanese want to go to the maldives if they have okinawa
POLKA IS GOING TO THE MALDIVES
>>27531852This Ina just winked at me.
>>27531872Shut up Risu. Wait for the JPs first. It’s nearly midnight in Japan.
Do your reps!
>>27531807I think Ame's very first birthday?
>>27531914Don't worry, she will send her tickets soon
>>27531798Dude.
>yfw you will never get a sex trip with Polka
>>275318841 is just their favorite thing about Kiara. Kiara wants more interesting answers from someone like Polka.
>>27531891>futa>not shishiron>:(
Didn't Kiara not want to be known as an "Australian" anymore. Leave Bae, Sana and Haachama to do the real Aussie collab you Austrian cunt!
Polka can't even go camping...
>>27531694>brutalitywrong word ESL
i fucking hate kiara
>Polka wants to have a sexcation with Kiara tooFuck off Polka, she belongs to Reine.
>>27531957You shut up, It's her birthday!
Polka wants to fly to Moldova with Kiara.They're going to start another round of Balkanization.
>>27531798You Give Love a Bad Name......
Peko's gloved hands~
>>27531788Well yea faggots cos Kiara actually interacted with them
>>27531865Does Polka even do solo streams?
>>27531946>354That post? I made it
I miss Ame...
>>27531967
Why does Sora look extra erotic today?
>>27531798Wanted Dead or Alive...
>>27531957>goes to /kiarag/>complains about Kiara stream watchersQu'est-ce que your angle is?
>>27531999she even said tomorrow is her birthday
Man this Kiara birthday shit is not hype at all
>>27531946>321JOPchama...
POLKA IS GOING TO DOUBLE FIST KAIRA< LETS GOOOOOO
>>27531994Shut in, Reine. You had your chance.
>>27531807All of Ame's for one.
Kiara has to be called Kiara-sama now
>>27531946>321Haachama...
>>27531815>>27531832>>27531839>>27531876I miss the days you could call out Kiara's shit and KFP were rightfully put in their place. They have become too uppity.
dont take too long with the calls Kiara you have merch to shill
stop speaking debuff language
>>27531967Been doing anki reps for 2 years but I'm too lazy to learn to make a mining deck
>[EN] Sora: I've found that if I let the enemy walk behind me, I automatically win.
>marry me
>>27532038>*keeps watching*
Anons, I am officially clinically diagnosed schizo now. So you will have one over here for real now. Can I have some KFP chickens?
>>27531946>145Same
Kiara is just trying to make all JP fly abroad with her. I don't think that's going to work with Polka...
Is Kiara splitting call ins between JPs and EN/ID, or is it all gonna be in this stream?
>>27531798For me, it's Wanted Dead or Alive
chad pol
man this kiara birthday shit is so hype!!
>>27531946>354
DAMN YOU POLKA SHE IS MINE
was this supposed to be for tonight and then pushed back because last nght's moonutau is now?
>>27532050
>inviting another dyke to MaldivesKiara is turning Maldives into her dyke whorehouse isn't she?
Chimken getting that prime clussy now
Kiara doesn't realize what she's getting into
>>27532066sasuguh
PORUKA HATEGIVE HER BAAAAAACK
>>27532038I'm pretty hyped for it
You now remember how kino Polka's anni concert was
>>27532066Sasuga!
Reine... no.... stop the clown
>>27531756Nah ID will join too, but the rest of EN are irrelevant, sorry to tell you that Kiara is the only one that is going to become JP
the proper term is Stacy
>>27531865I'm an EOP but I really love her covers, her Chimera is still my favorite Holo song.
I SAID IT FIRST
>>27532091No, that's for tomorrow.
Lapsama my friend
Kiara>Called in for Gura at 4am her timeGura>Can't even send a video at 10amChumkeks?
>>27532066The smartest gamer idol!
I hope Moona gonna call in alone and not bringing the whole squad like the previous birthday
FUCK YOU MORIINFECTED HER ENGLISH
CHAD POLKA
CHAD
>>27532114It was perfect
Just tuned in who has calleed so far?
POLKA IS CHAT!?Does it mean that I'm...?
Kiara please...
>>27532063Shut up and show your pits omega.
chaddo...
>>27532095Don’t worry about it.
CUUUURSE YOU MORI
>>27531692What would their offspring look like and why would it die in minutes?
>>27531946How did Sora react to BL?
>>27532024Based
>>27532114Still one of the best
DONT TEACH HER MORI ENGLISH HOLY SHIT CHICKEN
that "yeh chad" from polka was cute
>>27531865>>27531923Polka is much more of a "wingman". She focuses on friends first than herself. Admirable, especially since she's a depressed person
Do you think Cover takes into consideration if the papa or mama is gonna be an active parent when they hire them?
>>27532068I closed the stream a while ago and now I'm just shitting on Kiara :^)
>>27532064>too lazy to learn to make a mining deckhttps://animecards.site/Just follow the stuff here
>>27532157Upper right corner.
Chad Polka sounds like a bridge troll
absolute CHAD
>>27532053Doesn't count because Ame is a sperglord who didn't tell anyone outside of EN.And despite this Mel still managed to call in while Mori didn't.
>>27532157open stream
チャッド。。。
>>27532095>turning into
Polka kakkoi
>>27532157check the top right corner.
this is somehow worse than Gura saying morb to Shion
Enter David Attenborough
>>27532185pagliacci....
You are now reminded Kiara still owes Polka a mincecraft collab (the mini one they had during the portal arc did not count)
Watame and Kiara are CUUUUUTEEEEEE
>>27531994it's fine JPs never follow through with promises
Speaking of Polka, will she be able to cash in on the sudden rise in clussy fetishes?
ENTERPEKORA HA HA HA
ENTERNUMBERS
>>27532114that's the one with the ludokino rendition of hologram circus right?
PEKOPEKOPEKO
ENTER PEKOLA
PEKO PEKO PEKO
ENTERPEGORS
ENTERPEKOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENTERA FUCKING PESSAN
ENTER PEGORA
PEGORRRRRR
ENTERNUMBERS RABBIT
Peko!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING ENTER
NUMBERS RABBIT
ENTER
PEKORA CAME AH AH AH AH
ENTERPE-SAN
NUMBERS RABBIT!?
ENTERNUMBERRABBIT
PEKOR AH AH AH
ENTER PEKO
ENTER OGEY
IT'S PEGOR
PEKO
ENTER PEKERS
ENTERPEKO
>>27532187Maybe after I finish Core 6k
Pekora...
>>27532201>Mori didn'tBased alternate universe anon
ENTER PEKORAAH AH AH AH AH
Peko cameTime to grudge post
NO WAY
ENTER PEGOR
Whoa! She got the rabbit
ENTER NUMBERSRABBIT
Peko chan dorya ah ah ah ah ah ah
PEGORA DORYA AH AH AH AH AH
PESSAN AH AH AH AH AH AH
HEY THAT RABBIT WAS JUST MAKING EGGS, IT WAS PROPHESISED
rape
ENTER OG OSHI HOLY SHIT
ENTER PEKOOOOOOO
THE RABBIT CALLED
>>27532185Her friend group really works well when they collab......one day....
Has it been 9 months?
>>27491735>>27491735>>27491735TITS NOOOOOOOW
IT'S PEGORAAAAAAAAAARRATS OGEYED
NUMBERS RABBIT HAS JOINED THE BATTLE
>>27532218Wrong.
Based /Pol/chad
>>27532191>>27532204My bad, I'm actually retarded.
Oh shit this will kill 5ch
Do you know this woman?
ENTER PECOLA
Pekkers came
THE PEKO HAS ARRIVED
see you in 9 months
Begorra Senpai subarashi!
Bring on the grudgeposts.
I feel like someone could be grudgeposted over this but I'm in a good mood and lazy
PEKO-SAN AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
ENTERSMARTEST RABBIT
ENTER OGEY RABBIT
ENTER NUMBERS AH AH AH AH AH
ah ah ah ah ah ah
pessan dorya ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
ENTERTHE WEIRD PET HAVER
Pekora ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
It pegor
Pekora already?!
I WILL POST THIS UNTIL YOU FOLLOW THROUGH COWARD
It's Pekora!
>>27532302This is the most important grudgepost
Pe-san came ah ah ah ah ah
>Pekora called innow Miko is never gonna call her
Wut? I thought Pekora never calls in on totsus.
I love my sheep
>>27532302BASED
>>27532075They can do secret member-only collab ASMR for their fans this way!
Will Miko call?
>>27532302based tits grudgeposter
>>27532302Lets goooooooooooo
IT'S ME PEKOLA
ASK HER IF SHE EATS HER SHIT!
>>27532136Apart from Ame's first call in stream, every EN member called in in every EN member call in stream, or sent a video.That won't change.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
Wait, isn't the shitty rabbit cooking right now? How can she be in two places at once? What the fuck is this?
5CH STATUS??
>Calling in while literally scrambling eggs
>>27491735Anon?
WHAT IS OUR MIRROR SAYING? I NEED TO KNOW
>>27532302You really wanna see some overweight argie's fat titties?
ENTER THE BUNNY
>>27532302IKZZZZZZZZ
peko is going to feed kiara the crappy notscrambled eggs.
Pekora really does save her totsu juice for Kiara and Moona only.
>>27532302NTA BUT SHOW >US CLEAVAGE AT LEAST
We need a proof of life for the ogey pet
>>27530696>>27530728>>27530730>>27530735Never talk shit to me ever again
>>27491624BOOBS NOW
>>27532386Precious
>>27532343Gross I don't wanna see manboobs
>>27532302Yup, can't back out now
>>27532392yes.
Shouldn't Kiara have a bgm running?
>>27491735Hand 'em over
>>27532302ew I dont want to see "female" breasts here
>>27532388pessan came ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
>>27532343That's a man
Wouldn't it be funny if Mooner comes after Pegor?
Is it just me or Kiara bullying her guests?
>>27491735>>27532302
>>27532411anon...
>>27531967>/jp/djt/
>>27532356Lol I thought kiara called pekora
>>27532377Sana, IRyS, and Kronii never called in or sent a video for Ame's 2nd birthday.
>>27532411interesting to see her call livecongrats chicken
>>27491735POST TITS NOW
>>27532302Show the whole pepeloni
>>27532320Don't worry, I got one >>27511808
I swear, I made a Kobo 911 post last night. Does she really gain 20k a day now? Is this fucking one million within the month?
>>27532222Kiara mentioned wanting to go back to minecraft this month. So there is a possibility.
GuysThis call-in order is bullying.>A-chan knows English at a level that rivals some of the ESLs here>Haachama can speak some English>Polka is honorary EN after the Among Us collab>Peko English is incomprehensible
>>27532431Hi SEA.
>>27532435she bullies the ones she loves
>>27532343>>27491735 You better deliver
>>27491735NOW
>>27491735BOOBS RIGHT NOW
>>27532435They deserve it.
>>27532302SHOW ME SOME TITTIIIIIIIES
>>27531992DYRBI?
GANBARE PUDDING CH.
>>27491735TITSNOW
>>27491735>>27491735>>27491735>>27491735
>>27532392Yeah, and I will masturbate to them.
>>27531967>Learn writing when all you are gonna do is listen to anime girls speak.Just skip 90% of the work and only learn vocab by listening and reading it in romaji.Never study grammar, you will pick up the patterns by just listening. Just like babies do, but you got a fully functioning brain(hopefully).
>>27491735
>pick a number from 1 to zerokiara's brain's already fried
>(...) peko>(...) peko>(...) pekoMy JP reps are getting better bros
>>27532302based chad grudgeposter
>1 to 0 Kiara...
>>27532457Sup buger, you enjoying the stream?
>>27532186They shouldThey could start boosing 2view artists into relevancy as a way of ensuring loyalty like they do with holosThen they can go for riggersSaviourfagging overdrive!
>>27532442looking at this kiara model is like looking at minecraft alpha screenshots
>>27532454Cunny always wins, even Kiara talked about it the other day.
The chicken is not cold tonight ah ah ah
>>27532435Good, she should spank all of them live on stream.
>>27532302POST TITS WHORE
>that zoom incute
>Kiara is like a dependable older sisterWTF IS SHE TALKING ABOUT.
>>27532411Had of those are calling you out for farming grudgeposts you retard.
>>27532458What do you mean? Pekora has the best eigo in JP
>>27532503You can understand the most important bit.
sex?
Has it been 9 months since Pekora's last collab with Kiara yet? too lazy to check.
>>27532447She pretty much only does this to Kiara and Moona.
DAISUKI MENTION
Kiara don't fall apart...
jesus, pekora can TALK.
>>27532503
>>27532503you too?
PESAN AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
>all the peko will not call posters[NO DELIVERY]
ARE YOU CRYING KIARA
Wait Peko is cooking, streaming and calling at the same time?
>>27532533Chicken saved rabbit in Minecraft.
>cryingKiara not this again............
If Kronii calls in I'll post my asshole
KIARA ARE YOU CRYING?!
is she crying again?
>>27532528>582What did he mean by this?
Kiara...
KIARA ARE YOU CRYING
>>27532528482 knows.
Awww sweet rabbit
>>27532528Getting Polka outside of Japan will be a modern day miracle
I feel warm inside.
I really REALLY want Laplus to call in.
Kiwawa...
>>27532560What is this?
>>27532503this is true!
You're making Pekora feel awkward...again...
>>27532544MonHun.
ARE YOU CRYING
KIARA IS CRYING AAAAA DON'T CRY MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
>zooms in for the clip
>>27532528kearer...
>I love you pekora senpai!>me too!kek
>Fake crying
>>27532528Kearer...
She is a crazy fan after all.
>>27532528>Ah ah ah ah ahAlways cracks me up
>Pekora spilling her spaghetti because Kiara started crying
KEEARAA ARR YUUU CRYEEEEN????
>>27532564kek
I need translations for what Peko said
ENTERHAG
ENTER SENCHOU
>>27532528Polkachad The Ghost.
ENTER WOMB
>>27532533wait, how yopung is peklo?
ENTER MARINE
ENTERMARINEEEEEEEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO FUCKI MARINE
ENTERTHE OLD LADY
ENTER MARINEE
i love pekora
ENTER THE COSPLAYER
ENTERSENCHOU
ENTER HAG
ENTER DUSTY WOMB!
this means Miko won't call
ENTERTUMMY
i love marine
MARINE IS HORNY
TITS NOW! AHOY
ENTER DUSTY WOMB
ENTERWOMB
ENTER SEX PIRATE
EnterWomb
Will Moona call in?
PIRATE WHORE
ENTERPIRATE
ENTERDUSTY
AHOY MY WIFE HAS ARRIVED
>>27532545I think it's over 9 months by now.
>next person>crying immediately stops and voice recovers
ENTER JEALOUS HAG
OMG Kiara, are you crying?
ENTERMY CASUAL SEX PARTNER
ENTER MARININ
It's been a fucking while since the last interaction with pekora and you cried in front of her again
Scrambled eggs to rotten eggs
>>27532596I wanna go hunting with Watame
ENTERTHE HALF DEAD HAG
I missed Pekora, fuck
It's the horny pirate ah ah ah ah
Marine don't cum to Kiara's tears...
Jesas someone just fucked the shit out of Marine
HAG PIRATE UAAAAAAAAA
THIS HAG WAS EAVESDROPPING ALL ALONG
ENTERJACK SPARROW
MARINEEEEE
ENTER SENCHOU HOLY SHIT ALL STAR GUESTS GETTO
I want to fill the womb with semen
So why won't Oga call-in if he's such a holofag? Checkmate homofags
I don't speak Japanese
eh eh hai hai eh eh hai
>Pekora AND MarineThis Chimkin...
ENTER MARINEHOLY SHIT THE JP'S LOVE KIARA SO MUCHAND SHE DESERVES EVERY BIT OF IT
>>27532604lmao
Kiara actally has a pretty good chance of collecting the full sankisei set. Well, minus one...
>>27532704yeah, (You)
god i want to eat a croissant to these call-ins
>>27532626>I need translationsDo your reps
>>27532626she said kiara was good at talking and is reliable like an older sister or something
>>27532704Yeah lamy
>>27532487yeah, the word you are looking for is bluntness
>Peko x Kiara interactionNothing still beats Fauna kidnapping Gura and chaining her up in her closet for Holo-Oshi-interactions.
>MarineRIP TL
>>27532693
Enter my oshii
Luna wont call!
There is an old and confused woman in Kiara's stream right now.Someone should call the police or something.
>>27532718Fuck off Astel
Post Marine
>Senchou bullies Mori during her totsu>Senchou bullies Kiara during her totsuWhy is she like this
>You now remember the stream where Marine called multiple girls past midnight to look for a kiss
Nice
>>27532704yeah me
>bullies chamers >get bullied by senchoupotery
>>27532718Haven't you learned it by osmosis by now?
I was late. Has Ame called yet?
>>27532723Yeah, Noel probably won't call.
>>27532718why
>>27532719He's too busy fucking me.
>>27532723Friend M...
>>27532723Why does Noel hate Kiara?
>>27532727What did he mean by this
>>27532719Oga knows his boundaries. That's why he is based
MY REPS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THIS TALK TASKUTEEEEEEEEEE
>>27532672Considering that she's streaming and it's based on invitations, probably not.
>>27532723Michael Cat WILL call
>>27532693KEK
What is this line-up jesus.
>>27532748I never forgot
>>27532750Abusing senpai privileges
>>27532719He's a HoloJP and ID fag. I don't think any of the homos give a damn to EN
>>27532723To be fair I don't think Noel and Kiara have hung out that much.
>Sora loving CalliSHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
is marine the easiest person to understand for learning japanese?
Kiara calling out everybody today
damn I like Marine's voice, shame I can't usually catch her live
>>27532748I always remember that stream anon.
>>27532723>Well, minus one...fuck you
Man I hope Rushia calls in
jesus christ kiara. you can't call everyone out for for saying they want to interact with ens but never doing it.
Why are they all big hitters so far?Kinda sus
>>27532696I don't know whether she would enjoy that.
>>27532718Just make up what you think they are saying, and then be sure to repeat it later in the thread
>>27532723Miguel…
>>27532392shut the fuck up and post tits
lmao why doesn't she just go, is marine poor?
>>27532697Explain?
>>27532735Ok, you got me, different anon though.
>>27532750White women are prime bullying material
>You now remember when Marine fixed Kiara with SEX
>>27532768He's taking a break from je suis monté'ing in MH.
>>27532758Noel has only 2 collabs with someone from EN: HoloTalk and the 2020 New Years program with Kiara and Calli
Inb4 Nyanners will call in
>>27532767She's actually based
>>27532693kek I get it now
>>27532718Chigau = that’s not trueGomen na = sorryDaisuki = i love youChiara-chan - KiaraThat’s all I got bro. Hope it helps.
>>27532767Noel hates all foreigners because Flare and Subaru love foreigners and she is jealous of them
KIARA'S TAKING EVERYONE TO THE MALDIVES
>>27532818the good (bad) old days....
>>27532764Risu stop posting here
>>27532764nice
>>27532683is this pebblethrow ogey?
>>27532750Dusty womb craves correction
>>27532768he wants a croissant to eat while watching the stream
>>27532792Fuck no, she rapid fires her Japanese like she's on crack. If you're learning, she is definitely not the go-to. People usually recommend Mio or Okayu for learning.
>>27532792No, that would be someone like Mel or Pekora sometimes. They speak easy English
>>27532811>no passportmarine...
Matsuri will call in while schlicking to cunny
>>27532788
Marine will visit and scissor with Kiara in her bed.
>>27532786Roberu...Rikka...
god imagine the stench of sex in that hotel
>>27532786>literally cried at every EN's performance during holofesImagine being this fucking wrong
>>27532458Have Lui as the last of the JPs that try any english, with all the struggling in the middle.
>>27532764t.
>>27532806Its almost as if JP's like Kiara. How weird.
>>27532723Maikel…
>>27532750She’ll bed them both soon.
This sexcation is getting a bit too crowded. Reine...
>>27532803That's like the definition of Austrian bluntness
>>27532784
>>27532718>>27532836everything else = the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>27532786Robert.....
>>27532806Because she invited them
>>27532792If by Japanese you mean obscure otaku references that Make Di-Gi-Charat look like some new meme seasonal anime then sure
I can't understand jackshit but I'm still extremely happy.
>discussing illegal immigrationYAB
>>27532764Ayamefriend...
I'm buying the Maldives and turning it into some kind of... remote.. paradise you could call it.
>>27532805Not if we’ll be hunting the vile creatures known as Chinks
>>27532792If you want to learn japanese like you would study the koran yes.
>cover has to buy an island in the Maldives for holosexbetter use of their money than a game tbqh
will she call in?
>[EN]: M: So the plan is I go over to you, and then bring you back with meKIARA WILL RETURN TO JAPAN
>>27532862SORA IS TOO PRECIOUS
>>27532854Watame is good too.
>>27532862>ynr Sora calling Mori out for how often she drinks alcohol
>bottomless gura at the poolT o T
>>27532870San Francisco pier
>marine will cut kiara into multiple pieces and smuggle her into japan with a suitcase
>>27532860You'll get a Matsuri, Nene, and Suisei post-threesome call in instead
>>27532788>Calli-chan tsuyoi!
>>27532903Typical
I don't think ENs are calling in today...
>>27532836arigato, daisuki you my brother
>>27532914The true homosexual agenda…
>>27532806She is friends with them
>>27532874Nta but I thought he is crying at ID performance
>>27532923Probably
>>27532923I fucking hope so
Why are these bitches trying to cockblock my oshi.
>>27532806Kiara threatened them with writing their names in her Death Note
this seems like a rather complicated question
Please say Reine
>>27532946IRyS will call
I wish the audio balance was better. If Kiara was lower I could raise the volume more.
>>27532914Outer Holoeaven...
>>27532923this shitty brat will call in, scream SNEED and then fuck off
ORANGE MENTION
>>27532806She invited them and most of them already interacted with her, unlike the other ENs who keeps inviting random niggers
>>27532938Lorewise this is possible
>>27532792Marine has no live translators quick enough
I don't watch JP@me when it's gura
>>27532806Shut up, I'm still trying to come up with cope for this.
>>27532786>Said he wanted Council, IRyS and ID2 to get their 3D modelsHe likes everyone in Holopro
>>27532818I will never forgive her for raping Kiara, that was my job.
I hate how the JOPs call Myth members "chan" when they're basically equals
RED BITCHES UNITE
MARINE'S GOING TO STEAL KIARA BACK TO JAPANTHINK OF THE CATS
>Instantly Bae.Does Marine want to make a sex unit?
>nothing but HololiveSOVLESS
>>27532934>ynr Mori flustering Sora by praising her as one of the OGs
>>27532920So Holos own version of Herogasm but with each other instead of hiring hookers?
Nene...
>>27532946Remember Lui call-in? Like that but JP then EN.
>>27532924In English, we call that smuggling.
RED WOMEN ECCHI
>>27532975>695JP bro...
>>27532975>679Same
>>27533000no she's making it based on color
>Bae>who?Kiara..
>>27532975Lmao 883.
>>27532975883...
>>27532975>741This guy is cultured.
Yes nene is ecchi
You think Moona will call in?
>>27532975>883What the fuck is he planning?
Another orange haired Holo? Wait a second, who was it again...
>zooming in for clips>crying on commandI wish I wasn't so cynical, but this is why I can't watch Kiara.
>>27533004yeah when is Kson calling in
>>27533004P***...
>Marine in a unit with Marine, Bae and Nene.Jesas her body would not be able to keep up with the dancing of the others.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ollie
>>27532975>730kek
>olliewell, thats a unique choice.
post the hololive color chart
Why does Japanese use the English word for Orange?
>>27532946Kronii will wake up, smoke a fat blunt, then call in before burning out and going back to sleep.
ECCHI WA NO NO
I hope Kobo will call and speak English
Ollie mention!
>>27532975>883the schemer
But then it will be 3 good dancers and Marine
is Kiara a jp member?
>>27533004some japanese idol from hello project will call in
>>27533036zero sex appeal
>wants to create a unit of orange and red>call it "hot">all members are pervertskek
>>27533056Japan gave up on a lot of words
>Marine, Kiara, Bae, Nene OllieTEAM ORANGE/RED SEX
>>27533056english settlers introduced the orange to japan in the 1300s
>Kiara is a whore huhMARINE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>27533000It's a red team, so people like Kiara, Marine, Hachama, Polka and Ollie.
>Ollie dropped
>Kiara chan ecchi wa?I don't know Japanese andI got the jokeMarine is great
>>27532957He was crying at both ID and EN's performances. Guy was really happy that they finally had 3D
>>27533038Yuugiri...
>PLEASE NO /b/OMUPLEASE NO /b/OMU>PLEASE NO /b/OMUPLEASE NO /b/OMU>PLEASE NO /b/OMUPLEASE NO /b/OMU>PLEASE NO /b/OMUPLEASE NO /b/OMU
>>27533081Yes, her and IRyS
>>27533086>HoloHotThoughts?
>>27533081shes DE, a natural Axis ally.
Halotaro Baelz
Please don’t call chikin’s cute zombie baby sister ecchi.
>>27532975>730naruhodo...(doesn't actually naruhodo)
HOT RED
>>27533056They were too stupid to mix red and yellow until Americans showed them how.
>>27533057>color chartWait....anon....that might summon the suiberu schizo
>>27533056Languages are weird. Ancient greeks had no word for either green or blue, I don't remember which one.
>hot red SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>Kiara got kicked out of her own idol unit on her birthdayfucking cruel
Marine bullying Kiara out of her own idol unit
she kicked her out...
Marine is so fun
>>27532975>741Based
I hate HOTRED, fuck forced company unit
>>27533086marine is a smart woman
GET FUCKED KIARA
>>27533081according to the rrats she almost would have been a gen 5 member
kiara....
STOP MAKING FUN OF PEKORA’S NAME
Moona is goiong to call in isnt she
>>27533081Yes.
>Marine>Bae>Kiara>OllieSchizophrenia will never be the same
>>27533091Was nothing in the whole country orange-colored before that?
Based
MARINE IS A RACIST CONFIRMED
RACISM
>>27533056The Dutch
>Your color is wrong
>>27532938I think Marine could just carry an urn full of phoenix ash and say it's her grandma
>>27532975>883YAMETE
>You're the wrong colour, sorryWhat the fuck
>>27532995huh? how else would they call them? san is too formal
>>27533105she's an honorary holo, fuck off
Aki will be next
>makes sex cult>boots out chickenI KNEEL SENCHOU
>>27533056orange is just light brown
>bae shows marine what she looks like>now she wants to mating press her
I know birthdays are "your special day" and other are supposed to praise you an all but>other holomen get praised>reluctantly accept praise and is humble about it>Kiara>1. your favourite part about me>3. praise me>eats that shit upShe's a hard worker and she deserves it, but humble is not a word I'd ever use to describe her.
Man, the reason I love Marine so much is that she can banter
goddamnit marine
>>27533141I really hated when they did an oil wrestling stream to promote their og song.
Kiara kneeling to Marine. And the hag pirate deserves it.
>Kicked out over her colorKIARA NO
MARINE IS RACIST AND PROMOTES SEGREGATION
>>27533152EN/ID portion might come after the 12 am mark
>>27531967>yomichan - anki integrationwhat the FUCK I've been making cards manually for the past half year
>>27533155correct
>>27533141fuck you it was literally conceived in the stream BY the talents, you can direct your hatred to a real company forced unit like umisea.
So far much better than Gura's totsu desu
>>27533152Lol no
Uwaaah Bae and Marine on one stagePeak youth vigour vs Tempting but dusty womb
>Kiara has 100% japanese chat right now>Selen has 100% chinese chat right nowthe dichotomy is amazing
ENTERSHUBA
>>27533184praise me
BIG VOICE CHUBARU
SHUBASHUBASHUBA
ENTER DUCK
ENTERDUCK
ENTERMY BLEEDING EARS
ENTERSUBARUUUU
Fun homo fact: gamma's oshi is marine
ENTER SUBARU
ENTER SHUBA
>>27533081She wants to be. And she can relate to them better than an American zoomer.
>Kiara got kicked out due to her colorHOLY MARINE BASED
ENTERSEXY DUCK
ENTER THE DUCK
MUTE MUTE MUTE
ENTER BASED DUCK
ENTERMY WIFE
SUBA SUBA
Post Kot videos or images you want Kiara to see
DUCK
>how would it workEasy Kiara, like thishttps://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/party_of_female_adventurers_fuck_a_lot_at_the_inn_once_nighttime_comes
ENTER BEST GIRL
>>27533184Kiara loves to be praised. She's a princess who wants to be spoiled. It's cute.
SHUBAAAAAAAAAA
HOLOTORI BROS
>>27533184Have you watched a totsu with questions before retard? That's the standard.
SHUB
SEXY DUCK
>>27533105Unless Cover's being let back into China, no way niji would allow that
ENTER SUBADUCK
>>27533107HolotHots
I fucking love marine call ins she always have the best things to talk about
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME I was watching Wimbledon and didn't realise Kiara's stream had startedWho've I missed so far?
Duck
she is lubed?
Super small pictures. How many guests is she going to have that she needs that much space?
Subaru came in with her volume turned up 400%, Jesus fucking Christ.
ENTER, THE FACE OF HOLOLIVE
It doesn't match her lube?
>>27532723>Nazuna will call before she officiall debuts
>>27533206rent free
>>27533221Bae should teach Marine how to twerk. That ass would be picked up by earthquake sensors.
>red>aka>akachan>baby>Marine's womb
Shubaenglish is so cute.
I want to suckle Watame’s tits
>>27533169They are English, honorifics should not apply.SUBARU'S ENGLISH IS BETTER THAN CHAMMER'S ENGLISH
ENGLISH SUBARU MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>27533292top right corner nigga
Subaru's english is always a treat. I can't help but smile like a retard whenever she speaks her passion english
>I love you Subaru, now get a passport so I can fuck you in a beach resort
>>27533206Kiara may not have the most tact but at least she can remember who her coworkers are.
SHUBA ENGLISH
>>27533278>999that's some good trips
>>27533278>999KEK
>>27533254is kot Polish meme or just coincidence
I am so thankful for nene shuba and marine
post upgraded shuba
>>27533192Yeah, I hated it so much when they all sat on sybians and tried to sing it too
>>27533278>999
>>27533292A-chan, Haachama, Polka, Pekora, Marine
Yay!
What is this lmao?
UNA PIÑATA!
Cute
its a FAGGOT BAT
>>27533278>999 based
>>27533278>999My fucking sides
>>27533302considering she started with all these JP, I think the entire fucking company is gonna call in. hope you don't have anything to do
>>27533292A-chan, Haachama, Polka, Pekora, Marine. Now Subaru
PIÑATA
Kiara doesn't know what a pinata is...
>>27533278>999 kek
>>27533200Anonchama.. the mpv scripts are nice too.
>>27533292She doxxed everyone in EN and announced she's graduating.
>>27533278>999BASED...?
Kiara....
kiwawa....
Kek subaru
>ornamentKiara is so retarded...
Shuba sounds like a hag
>eugene is studying eigo 3 hours a day>haachama is spiggin it>subaru is doing her reps every week>lui>chloeis kiara forcing all the JOPs to speak english?
KFP Piñata....
>>27533292A-chan, Haachama, Peko and Marine I think
ONE MORE WEAPON FOR THE KIARSENAL
PINYATA
>PIÑATAMY HEART
kiara you are making that the tiniest pinata I've ever seen
DO YOU KNOW PINATA
violence and candy
>pinata>you can see through itSubaru...
>>27533278>980IRyS...
empty pinata.......
wait were did Subaru encounter a piñata before
>>27533311Her room, deafchama
That Pinata? Me
What's in the pinata!?
>/hlg/ unironically seething about A-chan having better english than SubaruWhat the actual fuck is wrong with them? At least they aren't shitting on Kiara...
Is that a fucking yaoi paddle?
>>27533184Retard.
>>27533343
HAG MAXIMUS, ZOOMER OVERLORD, ALWAYS DEAD AND ALWAYS ALIVEMARINE IS A GENIUS
I didn't expect any of this from Subaru
Subaru's English is actually shockingly good, and I already knew it was pretty ok but it's only gotten better in such a short amount of time.
that's me, with tasty treats inside
Subaru sure is cute...
WHAT IS IT WITH KIARA CONSTANTLY GETTING BATS AS HER WEAPON?!
>>27533422No, she definitely said lube.
destroy it like you destroyed the trash can
does "ga" mean "is"? Subaru senpai "ga"
>>27533388>he doesn't know
>>27533390No. Ame is.Because it's the first time they've had an EN-speaking only manager
>>27533442based
Subaru air
how does kiara think a pinata works
Subaru made a Kiaratta to beat the shit out of.What a sweetheart.
>>27533421Yah-hee, Shuba thumpWho'd-a thunk?Sittin' drunkOn a wagon to Mexico
how common are pinatas in Japan
Piñata
>>27533278>999lmao
>>27533432>/hlg/ unironically seethingDid you expect anything different?
>>27533168kill yourself cuck
LOVE IS IN THE AIR~SUBARU IS IN THE AIR~
>>27533445Yeah what the hell, is she doing reps too?
Inside that pinata?Me.
>>27532218What did she say?
>>27533421Korone's neice's quinceanera in Feb 2020
>PinataPATO AMOR
SEX
MATING PRESS
Feel like the wheel works better just for the shy members, with someone like Subaru she has plenty of material.
>>27533432No wonder I don't go there.
>>27533432who are they seething at?
RAPE
>>27533432>/hlg/Who?
DISNEYLANDO
I will Sex Kiara if I had one day with her
MATINGU PRESSO
>>27533278>999based trip
holy shit how many strings did she pull to get pekora to call in?
I'M GONNA GO TO DISNEY WORLD
Somehow I knew that was the answer before she spoke it...
>>27533465Anon...
>DIDNEY LAND
Disneyland means sexExpensive sex
>>27533369She did say yesterday that it was going to be around 3 hours, you can bet your ass the whole company is gonna call.
SEX oh disney
Did Kiara really choose this for merch?
RAPE HER
SHUBA WILL GO TO DISNEY WITH KIARAOTHER BIRDS WILL BE PRESENT TOO
>>27533476carefully
>>27533292Kiara said she is going to singlehandedly takedown VShoujo scum and make them pay/
XXXland
>>27533196WTF I LOVE MARINE NOW
>>27533378thanks anon
Donarudo...
Wanna go to disneyland with anons.
>>27533526You a newfag or something?
>>27533432>/hlg/haven't been there since the split and I still don't care about that shithole
>>27533445She can understand english without a problem, but she needs to do her talking reps
Donorudo...
So... is there porn of Subaru and Donald?
>>27533465Ga is the subject marker. It indicate the subject of the sentence, everything else is omitted. Because Japanese omit everything.
>>27533184You have never watched a birthday totsu?
Kiara has to go to Disneyland with Nene first, get in line duck!
>>27533562i dont wanna get raped on the water ride
>>27533575Yes...
SEXO WITH KIARACHAN
>duck holo wants to go to didneySasuga
Watame...
>return where you came from you stupid duckI know it’s your birthday Kiara but jeez…
>>27533575yes...
>>27533575>duck penis and duck vaginas
>>27533206Unless she will also have a surprise Ame offcollab, then no.
Kiara's 2 guns...
>>27533575More importantly, has anybody drawn Shuba in the style of the Disney Ducks?
Subaru is really trying hard with the eigo.
>Subaru loves Donald DuckHow can she deny the duckness now
>>27533526peko wouldn't let down a nousagi
>>27533540No, but I'm gonna buy the KFP Tenga
>no no..no gun>maybelmfao
>Is there a gun to your head>Maybe
SUBARU LOVE
DONALDBROS, YOU MADE IT
She said the thingSHE SAID THE THING!!!!
Sora is not good at video games...
donardo ducko
Subaru's laugh is a blessing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUBARU IS A DUCK AND SHE LOVES IT
>is there a gun to your head?>no gun, no gu->maybei loled
i find it amusing that subaru has been mindbroken into being a duck.
Donald Duck is the best one
Kiara really isn't forced to simplify her english that much. Subaru continues to impress me. The power of reps.
based jetcoaster appreciator
jet coaster is a stupid name for roller coaster
who is holding a gun to subarus head?
>>27533627SUBARU LOVE
>>27533577thanks, japanese is interesting
someone should draw Subaru wearing Donald Duck's outfit (without any pants like him)
>>27533575:)
>I like it...>BUTShe's a fucking woman
>>27533540Mori suggested it but it was vetoed.
l-lube?
I wanna go to Disney World and ride Jet Coaster with Subaru
>>27533514they are shitting on Subaru for neglecting her english repsMostly shitposting/funposting though
>>27533575If there wasn't before, There will be now thanks to you lol.
>>27533596she already went to didneyland with ui, choco and tamaki tho?
>>27533638Subaru is in the hololive "inner circle" and gets lots of nepotism and special perks for herself. Possibly trading sex for favors
Lube! They keep saying lube! What does it mean?
>>27533655not me, I love her too much.
What is peggers making?
>>27533655The mouse
GET FUCKED MUMEI
>>27533655Me.
>>27533653Jet coaster sounds fucking sick.
>>27533677your hearing would not survive
Lui...
TORINITY DISNEY LAND
>Subaru = Donald Duck>Kiara = Orange Woman>Donald Orange
>>27533661
Reine at Disneyland is the kind of shit I dream about
>TURDUCKENJohn Madden... rest in peace..
>>27533575https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4220359
>Kiara is still only recognizing turducken as true holotori againbased
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIDNEY!
HOLY SHITTHEY ARE ACTUALLY SCHEDULING ITLIVE
STOP COCKBLOCKING MY OSHI
shes gonna have to fight Luna for her hand
>>27533604SPIRAL'D
>>27533696Something new.
Ohh hot bird sex.
>holotori disney outing..."wait i hate mumei and lui">Turducken disney outing....
>lui...>mooms...
>Pekora, Marine and Subaru call in one after anotherWhat's next, Migo?
Kiara immediately invites her girlfriend to the Disneyland date with Subaru.
>>27533637and that's one reason we love her
>>27533705
>>27533432I don't think they, and 5ch, have a good opinion of Achan.
>>27533713Based viet
>>27533712
who other jp member will bring a present?
>>27533713
>>27533730SHE DOES IT TO HERSELF
This is the second time Kiara has suggested illegal immigration, kfpkeks. Explain.
Kiara is going to forcibly take your oshi on a vacation and there's nothing you can do about it.
Why’s Watame so fuckable today
Mumei was so close to joining the holotori inner circle but she just had to cancel her visit....
>>27533575Yes. It looks exactly like you'd imagine
>>27533749Yeah, it's Turducken so of course Reine would be there.
>>27533619>Kiara tells you to fuck yourself>You actually do it
>>27533683Ik, just pointing out how funny it is
>>27533736>111Because she's a genius.
>>27533731Luna has shooters too.....oga and ame will pull a drive by on ya.....
I know that reine would accept anyway but I think it's funny that they're just scheduling for the three em without reine's knowledge
Will NA council call?EN is likely because genmates
>>27533721SEXXXXXXXXXX
subaru my beloved
>>27533730Yeah, she already does that herself!
>>27533736>42I'm also waiting for that collab...
>>27533743owlwhore will not call in
ENTERSEX
ENTERAKI
ENTERSEX ELF
ENTER AKIROSE
My cool wine aunt...
ENTER WINE AUNT
ENTER AKI
ENTER SEX
>>27533442Hololive needs an actual fit girl
ENTER THE ONLY JAPANESE SENPAI WHO'S NAME IS FULLY WRITTEN IN KATAKANA
>>27533742I kinda feel sorry for Lui feeling left out
ENTERSEX AUNT
ENTER AKIOh nice I figured she wouldn't call
ENTERMY AUNT
ENTER ROSENTHAL
>JST 25:00 they go up to 25????
Woah...Aki?Does she usually call on those for EN? i dont remember
ENTER SEX ELF
ENTER...who?
A-CHAN!? POLKA!? PEKORA?! MARINE?! SUBARU....AND NOW AKI!?
>>27533812why are kfpiss like this?
>>27533771The helplessness of being beaten down by monsters increases the rapability factor by ten
>>27533799Will Yagoo call tho?
>>27533773I'm still happy she backed out to this day desu. It really wasn't a good time to do that.
>>27533782Reine...
Rare Aki x EN interaction!
A best dancers group with Kiara, Aki and a few others
AKI IS WAY TOO FUCKING CUTE
ENTER PURE SEX AUNT
>Rushing Aki's call because she's unpopularKiara...
>>27533730SUBARU IS LIKE YOUR PET
>>27533173You almost got it right anon, kudos.
>Aki (((Rosenthal)))
Aki a big failure
>>27533831But Subaru is very fit?
ENTER MY BELOVED WINE HAG
For the love of god please post your sexiest Akis
i want to fuck aki
ENTER JEWISH WHORE>>27533831Iroha is fit
>>27533831Bae and Korone are fit, do you mean in design?
>>27533799Ame is returning home so it's unlikely unless she calls her on her phone.Mori might wake up in time (I think she's still in America?).I dunno about Gura or Ina or any of Council.
>>27533828GOD I WANT TO
>>27533736>>191
>low sub girl calls in>SHORT SHORT 5 MINS ONLYjesas
>>27533846that's how they say 1AM
>>27533846your JP autism reps...
Married women make the best vtubers
i really forget that Aki exists sometimes
>>27533846How do you think all those salarymen stay home so late at night? Japanese days are folded 1000 times to squeeze out another hour
>>27533848she called Kiara last year
>>27533883name chosen by yagoo, himself
Aki is only good for sex
>>27533899good morning sir
>>27533889>>27533898>>27533900I mean design wise so I can get unlimited fit girl artwork
it's so differentAki voice is so soft and gentle...
>>27533772Borders are just lines on a map meant to divide us and laws are nothing but dreams of megalomaniac tyrants and should be broken!Kiara will carve out a new order from this rotten world!
Last year, Aki called in her birthday and told her that watching her streams brings her energy.
>pick a number>any number is ME ME ME ME ME ME
still waiting on that Anya call in.
>>27533900korone is grandma
I'm so sad Koyoriん won't call in....
>>27533831Next year will be the year of the musclegirls...I belieb...
>>27533736>42Unless Akutan makes the first move Kiara seems to have given up on it
AKI!
>>27533859Just woke up?
>>27533920She's mentioned Kiara positively on her channel a couple times.
Elf bussy
>Aki seducing Kiara liveTHIS ELF
>>27533945gotta clear out the jp- ohyeah, where is she?
>>27533964Cute
Monopoly?
Do you forgive Mumei for everything?
>>27533936Based construct man
How fit are we talking? Muscle girl or regular athlete?
>>27533846They remove break days from throughout the year to make the work day 1 hour longer.
>>27533914>AZKi>Korone>Aki>Moona>Noel>Flare>KoboThis is true!
If a holostar shows up, I will post someone's tits
>>27533991dancer/gymnast
>>27533916She's actually live right now on her channel
>>27533846JP are so busy they get to squeeze extra hours in a day
>>27533883Stop noticing things, hooman
PURESENTOBEERU
>>27533944To be fair, I’d be very shocked if Number 2 is a question about Oga Oga Oga.
Akichama...
Aki ya goof
>>27533901>Ame is returning homeShe did say that she would be home in the morning, so it's possible she might already be there
BEERU?????
>>27533989Schizo will reply in 3...2...1...
PRESENTO FOUR YU
IT'S PISS
>holo enters the call>/hlgg/ spams "ENTER [holo name]">4-6 anons spam lewds of the holo>2-4 anons discuss that she should have sex with the birthday girl>5-7 anons claim that she is actually their wife>repeat until birthday endsAnd you guys say this place isn't an echochamber like r*ddit?
Aki...
DRINK AKIROSE PEE, KIARA
>>27533657It's a lot like a programming language in some ways. You have a thing, then you have a particle you use to modify that thing, then you rinse and repeat. And order of stuff within the sentence isn't really important as long as everything is associated with the same particles.For example, all of these sentences mean the exact same thing:彼はいつも図書館で勉強する。いつも図書館で彼は勉強する。図書館で彼はいつも勉強する。
>AkipissKiara is so lucky...
aki she doesnt drink...
I WILL DRINK AKI'S MUGI PISS JUICE
>Aki making Kiara drink beer
>>27533846Japan invented time dilation just to make people work more overtime.
SOVL
>Gave beer to the one person who doesn't drink
>>27533989of course!
KIARA GETTING WASTED LIVE
>>27533929
>>27533945anya doesn't miss totsus, just habeeb
>>27533944The way it should be. Everything will become Kiara.
Kiara acting like she loves alcohol to not hurt Aki's feelings..
>>27533799Mori for sure, since she deliberately moved her scheduled stream, but might not be until around 12pm EST
>>27533991skinnier version of those chubby chicks you see belly dancing at ren fests.
>>27534001Yeah, mine.
>present is a glass of aki pisswhy can't it be me bros.....
Consume the piss mug
>Gives Kiara a beerKiara doesn't drinkAki is pure alpha energy
>Kiara is cool!Darn you, Mori!
I don't like the way kiara treats aki.
AKI PISS????????
Aki WILL make Kiara drink during their offcollab and rape her!
Okayu and Ayame will call in.
>>27533991She at least needs to have abs. Maybe some thigh and hamstring definition. Fembiceps optional.
I want to imagine Kiara would be actually be pressured to drink some real beer by a clueless Aki
Kiara forced to drink alchohol live
KIARA DRINKS???
Kiara no! That’s Aki’s piss!!!!
Based Aki with the Tassoni
>>27533846They count the early mornings as a continuation of the previous day, especially with tv shows or stores that are open past midnight.
>>27534035this thread is glorified stream chat with its own inside jokes during events
Why is Aki trying to get the birthday girl drunk?
>>27533986streaming raft with Kaela, I'm sure she will take a moment to call in, she has done it before.
>giving beer to an Austrian BASED AKI, CHUNK THAT SHIT KIARA
Cute, she meant well.
>>27534035you must be fun at parties
pako, please adopt her
AKI PISS
AAAAA DAS IST EIN GUT BIER!Prost!
>can't refuse drink due to nip culture stigmaKiara WILL be forced to drink Akipiss
3D collab where Aki shows Kiara how to belly dance?
>>27534035This is all better than the other shit posted
MOICHANDISING
>>27533948yet she's the only one in hololive that can pull this of
MERCH TIME
MERCH YAY
>merchtime to get a drink.
MERCHANDISE
i don't care...
>>27534118>forced
>MerchEhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kiara just pretend it's piss
>>27534032It's a good thing that toy exists so people can take out their sexual frustrations on it instead of directly treating Mel like a simple living sex object.
MERCH
Rubber mats!
>>27534035how fucking new
cute
>>27534133DELICIOUS
KFP condoms, let's goooooo
>>27534113is this IRySocunny and Tsukunny Sana?
I came late, how was the chaama call-in?
>>27533846They have Atlus permissions now and unlocked the dark hour.
So uhh the next is ID or still JP?
>>27534062...twinkie house?
I was under the impression Aki was good at art desu...
SHOW THE MERCH
>>27534109Anon I can see her hoo-hah
Please kiara no more acrylic shit
>no wedding merchthe final yab shan't be this year
>>27534035
>>27533736>110hi pekora
>>27534178She spigg it
>>27534116Prost! Mein Schaf Neger!*ein gutes Bier
OVEN MITTS!!!
>that intermission musiccute
HOLY FUCKING SEX ART
B(wank)et
KIAWA BLANKET
A MASTURBATION BLANKET
I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH A BLANKET
>>27534105>Name is Rosenthal>Loves beerI think Aki might be more German than Kiara
>aki did the arthory shit
Ah yes, some more vinyl sta->Oven Mittens>Blanket>Voice PackI AM VERY TEMPTED
>kiwawaSTOP THIS SHIT
I WILL FUCK THIS BLANKET
>>27534178Eigo down the shitter
BLANKYBROS WE WON
HOLY SHITIT'S EUROPEAN PEOPLE SIZED BLANKET
kiarer
>>27534178she was spiggin it
How is this different than a dakimakura when you get down to it?
Is it weighted?
>oven mittens>rubber mat>magnets
Where is Bonkers!?
>2m by 1.2m LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAA
>bwanket>magnetsis this for children?
I'm going to cum on that blanket
sex blanket
>>27534035this isn't an echochamber this is a retard chamberwe the extra chromies homies
Alright. I’m gonna take a shower, Watame better not call in while I’m away
>>27534035>4-6 anons spam lewds of the holo>2-4 anons discuss that she should have sex with the birthday girl>5-7 anons claim that she is actually their wifeAll actually me
>>27533004Let's not pretend we actually want some random literally who whore to call in
>imagine not knowing a metre is
>bwanketGODDAMIT GURA
Oh it's actually useful shit
>>27534231nyo
>your oshi>would you fuck her on top of the kiwawa bwanket
Who doesn't know cm?
this set is for literal women
>>27534178Really cute. Haachama was happy
>>27534224
>>27534035I don't think you know what an echochamber is
>>27534298Burgers
>Sleep in Kiwawa blanket>Cum through the whole night>Die from dehydration
CUT THE UWU SPEAK, WOMAN!
>>27534294of course
actually cool merch
>no bonkers magnetWhy
I'M GONNA PUT THOSE MAGNETS ON MY PC AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!
crusty blanket
Fridge magnets are a good idea
I need a job
>>27534224rumao
Magnets are cool
those kinda suck so far but ok
That ribbon looks like... A fairy's...
i don't want chonkers merch
>>27534248KFP are all housewifest. kfp housewife
>>27534094Quante cose al mondo vuoi fare!
Fridge magnets.I like how the Holos seem to be pushing the whole Hololive Kitchen thing.
>>27534035>STOP DISCUSSING STREAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSS
>>27534294KiaraWe exclusively only fuck on the Kiwawa blanket
>if you don't know centimeters that's OKplease kiwawa. You know it's not OK
This is peak KFP merch, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a greyfag.
Now THIS is merch!10/10
>>27534298me
MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY
That looks like a penis
>fridge magnetsBasically a far better version of acrylics. They should honestly never shill acrylics ever again.
man that KFP has a HUGE ass
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
That mitten? Me.
Perfect for pulling your tendies out of the oven
>practical merchvile TEMPTRESS making my credit card move on it's own
>>27534294GuraIt would be the second time my oshi has sex with someone while having to stare at a piece of hololive merch
>polyester oven mittsthis is a good idea if you want napalm on your hands
Fucking cute mitts. Also someone is going to edit it so the chicken is facing the other way.
>>27534294Kiwawayes
Oven mits. Handy
>>27534349This will good with my Choco cooking book that I can’t read
disappointed a bit...
Can I pair my Kiwawa blanket with my Moririn pillow?
>>27534294KiaraHow about i just fuck the blanket instead.
Damn why does KFP have a huge ass
I fucking love that mitten design.
>>27534359Keep your feet fetish to yourself
Actually good merch
>>27534364I'm going to fist a kfp
Fridge magnets are pretty nice. You will see those magnets at least a few times every day.
I still find it interesting that people in Japan don't really have ovens, its a luxury item.
>>27534250>>27534324BONKERS IS JUST CHONKERS
>tfw I use kitchen all the timeI like these, sucks to be you all.
its cute
>>27534298burgers, they have to use another object as a reference if they can't use burgerunits
Do KFP bake?
WHO MAKES ALL THIS SHITTY MERCH? CHILDREN AT CHINESE SWEATSHOPS?
these kinda suck, sorry kfp...
>>27534369Whose else would it be, if you don't mind me asking?
>ReineNo Reine should fuck Kiara on top of the blanket.
Bad merch
>Fauna's merch is a tea set>Gura's merch are forks and chopsticks for kids>Kiara's merch is a blanky and mittensSo the girly holos unironically think their fans are little girls?
I don't like Kiara that much but this is fucking merch, take notes lazy whores
If you wiggle your thumb you can make the KFP twerk
you can pretty much wear full KFP armor now
>>27534406Eh
My hand won't fit in that
GERMAN ASMR
>oven mittensWhy not show an actual picture instead of a 2d drawing?
>>27534269I do.Show the girl loves streaming more than the brand she works for
COOF RP!
>german voice pack
>german fairy talesnice
how the fuck do magnets work?
Magnets are infinitely better than fucking acrylics shit, fuck whoever comes up with that
God I hope this doesn't turn out like that one Loot Crate mitt
>>27534364>Sticking your hands up a KFP's ass.H-hot
>Apron>MittensIs Kiara trying to turn me into a househusband?
>>27534326dont do this anon, your hard drives will get wiped
>>27534427I do. But I already have oven mitts.
>>27534396Cute
>>27534442this
Why not make a Kiwawa hat so KFPs can cover their baldness
>>27534439KFP are canonically all women
>COVID VOICE PACK
>Kiwawa making me feel all betterKiara I need to save money please I might actually buy merch god forbid
>>27534439Gura's merch is a Gura dino plushie so you can rub the tummy for real
>>27534294morishe would insist on it
>>27534427I'll bake your momma's ass real good thanks to to this merch.
>>27534294KiaraOnce Kiara and I are married there won't be a flat surface within 5 miles of our home I haven't fucked her on
im going to use the mittens as a fleshlight
>stickersI AM NOT A CHILD
magnet...
>Big blanket>ASMR voice pack of her telling you fairy talesHMMMMMMMMMMM
>>27534462explain
>>27534439Worst, they think the fans are dumb boys
the only issue i can see with the oven mittens is that theyre gonna get dirty real quick
>>27534430Yes, probably.
>>27534442Kek
>>27534439moot...
>Polyester.The fuck? That thing will melt from anything above 300 degrees Celcius.
Oven mits suck. Oven gloves are so much better
>>27534430From what I've bought a surprising amount of it is actually made in Japan, despite that being far more expensive
>>27534439kunnyfp...
>>27534417ABAYO
>>27534439I thought we were all little girls here?
>>27534294MoriShe'd 100% get off on that
>>27534417meds.
>no Mamaloni merch
>>27534463Are you a Yakuza? If so then yes
>>27534351Kronii?
I don't need all this girly shit, where is the merch for MEN
THE IMAGES
I bought her merch last year and have yet to take the kfp apron out of its plastic.
>>27534414Then you should be smart enough to realise these oven mitts is only merch, it's not going to protect your hands. It's like when lootcrate brought out Thanos oven mitts and several redditors burned the skin off their hands.
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/takanashi-kiarahttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/takanashikiara_bd202214500 JPY.
I DON'T FUCKING COOK KIARA
>>27534439>think their fans are little girls?WaitYou aren't?
>>27534439>somewhere out there is a little girl that is collecting all this hololive merchI will find them and mating press them
>>27534439Real men need wear oven mits
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/takanashikiara_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/takanashikiara_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/takanashikiara_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/takanashikiara_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/takanashikiara_bd2022
>>27534439ToT
MEET AND GREET
at least there's no plushie...dodged a bullet.
the COVID voice pack is a bit late, but I take it
>>27534439we aren't?
FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK
>>27534463No she's turning ME into her househusband
>>27534499>KIARA'S ASMR READING "MY GIFHT"
>>27534497Shut up and eat your vegetables.
>>27534453it's merch made to order, the things still don't exist, you gotta wait until Yagoo showcases the prototype anyway
LOTERRY
>The KFP fucking line is real
>LotteryTotally not rigged
>meet & greet lotteryeww
Oh like Ame was thinking ofinteresting
>>27533736>28Kiara really have half of the First Army calling in her birthday
Oh that's nice of her
https://twitter.com/modoki_kuma/status/1544335302214397954
meet and greet lottery?
>>27534396>Kiara and Mori's merch goes togetherWas this part of Ame's plan?
>pay to win lottery
>>27534449Fuck you, enjoy something for once and stop poopoong fun things
>the lottery to have sex with Kiara was real
>paid meet and greetyikes
VIRTUAL SEX WITH KIWAWA
>>27534439wtf? you guys arent little girls?
>>27534522>>27534538Post cun right now
Meet and greet lottery? That's good shit
>>27534533Can I have it?
>>27534536That's why you hang it for deco, dumdum.
>Meet up gacha
meeto, geeto ando sneedo
I will whip out my dick
>>27534537>500 PLNegrosdios mio...
>>27534439>There are m*les ITTGross
>>27534537Kinda expensive for an underwhelming set
I can win discord sex with kiara
https://twitter.com/holopro_EN/status/1544335302843666437Scheduled tweet on the hour. At least they're using this account properly for EN news.
I WILL show Kiara my penis if I win
>>27534427I made honey corn bread the other day and it was BUSSIN.
>>27534555>$99HOLY KEK
>>27534439They don't think they are but they want them to be
>>27534439I WILL DRIN OUT OF MY FAUNA CUPI WILL EAT WITH MY GURA CUTLERYAND I WILL COOK WITH MY KIARA MITTENSAND I WILL BE MORE MANLY THAN YOU WILL EVER BE.
I like magnets.
On one hand lottery is kind of eh on the other hand this is probably better for a lot of people then the costs of travelling.
>Meeting and greet lotteryDidn't think Jenma would approve it but I suppose it's a feasible event to arrange
>meet and greet>paywalled>onlineTHIS WILL BE RIGGED
Spending
>>27534591As opposed to?
>>27534537I forgot is it better to buy it through geekjack or the official shop?
What if Lamy called in?I just want to hear her again...
I love poo
>>27534500Some years back they did a Thanos oven mitt but it didn't work and would just sear melted polyester into your skin.
>Online meet and greetKiara is gonna see so many dicks...
I'M GOING TO MEET KIARA, KFP, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.ME, A CHUMBIE, WILL CALL HER CUTE TO HER FACE
>>27534380Staring directing into her soul the whole time.
>>27534537$100 if your money comes from God's own country
>>27534595>paidIt's literally free if you're getting the merch and also literally cheaper than the meet&greet at the cons
Paypig lottery
>Merch now comes with GachaPretty smart desu
Are clothes mandatory for the meet and greet?
>>27534588Ame pillow
>paywall meet and greed
>>27534439wtf you guys aren't all little girls?
>>27534652official shop
Rollhttps://www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/random-number-generator.php
>>27534512You cooking pizzas in a big woodfire a lot?
>in a moment or two...JENMA WAKE UP
Nice now i have chance again to have Kiara rate my dick
>>27534618if the anon I replied to uses his kitchen all the time, it's fair to assume he actually intends to use the oven mitts like actual oven mitts. I'm just trying to save him a trip to the hospital.
>>27534642Based
Shame I have to order european vtuber's good from Japan to Europe
>>27534666MY FUCKING DICK AHHHHHHHHHHH
>german merch>eubros still need to pay triple the cost of shipping and order through a shitty website
>>27534631Like I said in a previous thread, this twitter account seems to actually give a shit about HoloEN unlike the other one
>>27534463You better have nipples too anon.
>>27534614No.
Chat Roulette with Takanashi Kiara!
>>27534637thats actually pretty cheap for merch. i got an anime blanket that is nip sized and cost 80$...
now even the paraplegic will have a chance to talk with Kiara 1 on 1
>>27534439Hologuns when?
>>27534690as opposed to?
>>27534450you fat fuck
>>27534652Official shop if they ship to you. Unfortunately they only ship to Japan and the Americas.If you're ID there's a separate store as well, but I have no idea what it is.
IRyS
>>27534652Official shop 1000%, I don't know why they even bother with GeekJack when they don't have to
>>27534642BASED?!
>paypigs will get priorityya she will look at THAT list. Discordtrannies and tarddits will get in
>online meet and greetSo no one there to guarantee someone isn't going to pull their dick out?