/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27234773
Better late than never but JESAS COVER IT ONLY TOOK YOU THREE MORE YEARS THAN I SHOULD HAVE.

>>27234773
It's over, Hoodiebro can finally rest...

>>27234773
if you're a male you're not allowed to wear this, Unless you're a femboy or a boymoder

>>27234872
this is her 1M wish

>she had to waste her one million gift on this instead of cover just doing it all this time
COVER HATE

>>27234773
>I can finally fuck an mid thirtiest asian escort dressed as Mio

>>27234872
it's fucking expensive anon, look at the fucking price

>>27235000
beta opinion

this is pretty cool

>>27235000
>He's not chad enough to wear anime girl clothes
ngmi

>>27235047
>he wasn't kidding
It better be comfortable as fuck to wear

>>27235203
In the world of idol and vtuber goods that's pretty reasonable. It beats two acrylic stands for $40 USD each or wherever the fuck.

>>27235203
About what I'd expect, still buying it

>>27235203
As far as idolshit goes that's pretty good price. Just look at the other garbage they're selling like keychain for 40 bucks.

MIO SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>27235453
Wasn't that one NijiEN merch actually a $100 for a bunch of souvenirs or am I retarded?

>>27235549
Finana's birthday set was 10k yen and it had acrylic plate, tapestry, some badges and keychain.

>>27235000
My brother lifts weights and does housebuilding and walks around in a pink shirt pinker than the shit Vegeta wore.
Then again, when I was fixing his laptop years ago, it also had tranny porn in his downloads folder... I say tranny porn, [filename].exes... fucking retard.

>>27234773
she promised mouse pad where is it

>>27235203
the design alone is worth 90$.

>>27236440
Cover sells completely custom, well-made merch like plushies, display boxes, ceramics made in Japan, etc. for around the same or often less than this price
They're actually incredibly good for merch, you just get fucked by shipping

Im gonna wear that hoodie and cum on myself non stop

>>27234773
Where is the option to pay extra to have her wear one for a week before sending it over

>>27236847
It's going to be a great hag time.

>>27237005
make it happen Cover

... I bought it
I've never bought any kind of merch before, of anything, let alone holomerch

>>27235203
fuck me I just bought a copy MH Rise, how long will it be up?

>>27237153
You at least like Mio right?

>>27237153
I haven't bought it yet but this may be the first merch of anything I buy too.

>>27234773
I really wish Cover made this in sizes because holy shit this obviously wasn't made with very tall people like me in mind. Oh well you win some and lose some.

>>27237179
Mio is my kamioshi

Any chance one of these will fit a 6'2''(188cm), 210lbs(95kg) man?
Asking for a friend.

>>27235203
How much do hoodies usually cost?
I haven't worn a hoodie for over 15 years.

>>27235000
I already wear her shirt from her birthday merch and wear Ina's sweater around town, its too late for me. At least I'm not Lamy yet

>>27237450
compared to a completely plain solid colour hoodie it's pretty expensive, but compared to a specialist design hoodie it's on par/cheap

>>27235203
Not even 100 bucks, definitively not a bad price at all, but I guess if you akasupa in ARS then it's a different matter completely.

>>27237646
don't forget shipping

>>27234773
IM CRYING, HOODIEBRO YOUR DREAM HAS BEEN FULFILLED

>>27237211
i will buy this even though it won't fit me, save it for my future wife and do cosplay sex larp as hag mio.

>>27237738
Is that a kigurumi cosplay or an actual sexdoll???

>>27237984
Human sexdoll.

>>27237438
I have bad news for you bud.

>>27235203
That's actually fairly cheap for an article of clothing. I wouldn't expect it to be well-made piece.

>>27237984
yes

>>27234773
Are the Mio glasses in stock anywhere anymore? Or have I lost out?

>>27235203
Ina's was $80 if I remember right, so this isn't bad. This looks like the 100% synthetic sort of hoodie though which kinda sucks since I don't like the sheen they have. I think that's the only way to do these sort of prints though.

>>27237738
>Oo/k/ami Mio
I WANT IT SO BAD
I NEED IT

>>27237438
This is actually roomier than the XL Ina hoodie, which fits me, so you should be fine.
>t. 6'2" anon

>>27234773
>Will be shipped in december at best.
>no hoodie for winter.

Why does it take this long? Will it be made by hand?

>>27234773
What's the point if Mio hasn't worn it?

>>27235203
>89 bucks
damn

>>27234773
one of the highest quality product. I want it

>>27235000
Yoy don't give a fuck if you are manly enough

b

>>27235203
A little expensive, but I think I would-
>equivalent to $137 if you include shipping
Fuck me sideways

>>27235203
>No philippines
everyday I suffer

>>27252192
have you tried not being SEA

>>27252192
Not even geekjack?

>>27252502
I'm retired already I'm not planning on going back abroad motherfucker

>>27252639
no

>>27252942
That sucks

So when are we getting the Gura hoodie?

>>27252502
you can't even get it in AMERICA, stupid
it takes 6-9 months

>>27252192
why would you wear a hoody in a tropical country?

B

>>27234773
i need this fuck

>>27234773
No way I'm getting this. It's borderline furfag shit. And anyone who doesn't know holo will assume it is

>>27235203
I fucking hope this is made to order and not limited time.
My Coco badge is still stuck somewhere out there thanks to EMS not delivering shit to my country anymore.

>>27260458
I had the same thought. Furries will probably think it's some low-key furry hoodie. I figure normalfags might just see it as someone liking dogs.

>>27260495
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/ookamimio_1mil
>This product is made to order.
So yes. I am fairly certain that's all limited merch, that's part of why it takes so fucking long to get it even if shipping to your country isn't on hold.

>captcha: TNPAY

>>27234773
>one-size fits all
>74cm in length
Umm hello? That's pretty short for anyone over 6', not sure if it's worth risking the purchase at that price.

>>27260699
> no delivery to my country
well fuck me I guess

>>27239238
Do you lift or have big/wide shoulders? that's mostly my problem with japanese t shirts

>>27260458
You should have done your /fit/ reps and be allowed to wear anything and get a pass for it.

>>27235301
>two acrylic stands for $40 USD each or wherever the fuck.
Do paypigs really?

>>27262717
I can't deny that, anon. My parents gave me some really bad habits. They're both dead now so I'm finally working on myself, thankfully. Maybe in a year or two I'll buy merch like this without thinking about shit like that

>>27262779
Yes, and we laugh at poorfags who can't afford gas, food, and merch

>>27243063
>Made to order
They don't start production until orders are done? Idk how manufacturing works

>>27262779
You can get near same quality ones for $5 off aliexpress which is hilarious

>>27234773
Now re-release her swimsuit hoodie
https://ebten.jp/p/4541993045792

Isn't dressing like a female kinda gay?

>>27239238
There's no way this fits a 6'2 person right? wouldn't it be way too short?

I'll never buy clothes, that's some normalfag shit.

>>27252192
uhh tenso?
I don't think it'll fit us though, it's too big (long and wide) for me

>>27260495
Available to order till Aug 1st.

>>27264653
If you just want to actually wear a Mio hoodie and don't care about supporting Mio with a purchase there's one on etsy I saw in multiple, larger, sizes.

>>27267431
Must support for future stylish Mio hoodies

>>27252192
I've ordered most Gura merch, including the last B-day merch and her Nendo which is coming this month and I'm from Philippines. Are you sure?

>>27252942
Time to get on Tenso

>>27262244
>have big/wide shoulders?
Yes. The Ina hoodie is a bit tight on me but it's definitely wearable, I broke it in by wearing it to bed for a week. If you like a loose fitting hoodie then you would probably want to give this a pass, but if you don't mind something more fitted it should be fine.
>>27264653
The Ina hoodie was long enough for me(though it goes above the waistline if I lift my arms over my head), and this one is 2cm longer.

>>27237738
Thanks for posting.

It's indeed female and twigs size, damn. I bought some chinese hoodies recently and it gives the same vibe.

>>27235047
>$89 for a hoodie is expensive
this is your brain on sweatshop labour and free trade

>>27237211
It's fucking of Japan, of course they don't care about tall people.

>>27234773
Will Yagoo model it?

>>27234773
A little small for me. Maybe my sister will fit

>>27237161
A month.

>>27280374
Yes

>>27280912
or until the order limit is reached

>>27275463
Plus taxes and shipping.

>>27244162
Pic not related right? Because he was a massive attentionwhore when I met him.

>>27280374
yes

>>27275463
what do you mean? it is expensive

>one size fits all
I'm fucking over 6ft. What do you mean "one size fits all"?

>>27270935
Wtf how?
>>27255406
Its fucking cold on rainy seasons

>>27288707
Nơ compare it to Niji merch price

>>27236831
No kidding on that shipping cost. They don't even give you options, they just fuck you with the most expensive one

>>27275463
Anon, my dumbass just bought the thing and it's expensive because of the shitty shipping cost. So yeah, it's expensive

>shipping not till december/january
I will have forgotten about it by then and receive a very pleasant christmas gift surprise, but also ffffffffffffuck that's a long time to wait

>>27235000
This is tasteful as fuck though. Nobody will be able to tell it's an anime girl hoodie if they don't already know about Mio.

>>27235000
But it's not even a girly designed hoodie

>>27288841
Scroll up.

>>27234773
>>27288841
>Size: One-size-fits-all (Approx. Length 74cm/Width 64cm/Shoulder Width 56cm/Sleeve Length 60cm)
Well this purchase goes out the window then. I don't think I'd have a problem with the gut area here but the shoulder width and sleeve length would make me look like I'm trying to wear children's clothing.
>>27236440
Niji is infamous for numberfagging on merch. Kuzuha gets designer bags, your average liver gets a stand and a keychain. I honestly think it's misguided since big enough fans will buy anything even if their oshi is small, so giving insane merch to a top channel while smaller ones get scraps doesn't really pay off as an investment.

>>27289394
fat

>>27265276
oversize hoodies are cute anon

>>27234773
>Want to buy it to fuck my girlfriend in it
>158 euros with shipping, doesn't include vat and "import fees" I'll have to pay because the EU deciding to sneakily make the consumer pay tarrifs last year
It's not fair. I want to experience the closest thing I can get to sex with Mio.

>>27264121
Has cover ever made a statement on ever doing reruns for old merch? Would be nice to give old audiences another chance who missed out and to new audiences

>>27289394
>cover wants to appeal to us english audiences too
>cant even make clothing merch that can fit tall people from europe,usa, or anywhere else outside japan
Come on clover seriously? It's about time you make those clothing merch just a bit bigger for us too

>>27267235
sadly no delivery to my country so I'm shit out of luck.

>>27289849
>too tall
why don't you ahve a short cute girlfriend to give this too
>too american
lose some weight fatty

>>27289849
just stop eating its that easy lmao

>>27235000
This could be categorized as unisex hoodies

>>27235203
It seems to be a standard prize for hoodies merch

>>27252192
No proxy service at your place?

>>27234773
Suddenly reminded to a certain Taiwanese miofa
Dude would have been happy to see this if he's still alive

>>27289394
Designer bag? Who's making it, LV?

Shipping is only 20 bucks for me.

>>27293809
He passed away or smth?

>>27234773
how many should i buy?

>>27294310
At least 2. One to wear, and another for when the first begins to show it's age. 3 to 5 if you can spare it for resell to pay for your own hoodies and maybe pocket a little cash in the process.

>>27294244
Passed away
Got into traffic accident last year

>>27288881
Geekjack

>>27288931
>¥8,800
>around $80
It's the same price? A little less I guess

>>27289849
Mio came up with this merch. If there aren't kaiguy sizes it's because it didn't cross her or her manager's mind or it was deemed that the hassle in offering extra sizes that increase costs and production times and logistical complexity (have to make sure every order gets the correct size etc rather than just shoving the same thing in box) is not worth it for such small foreign orders numbers relative to the domestic order pool. She's HoloJP, after all.
>cover wants to appeal to us english audiences too
And they have with HoloEn. Omocat merch comes in burgerbarn sizes.

>>27297835
Not that anon, but he seems to be talking about the standard copy paste birthday merch
At the very least Nijis anniversary merch aren't copy paste like their birthday merch

>>27297977
I'm sure it's the latter

>>27290567
Are you looking at geekjack aka "rest of the world delivery" or only at the new holopro site that delivers only to Japan and the USA + a small number of other countries?
Where do you live? Afghanistan or best corea?

>>27298207
India
No delivery here from EMS.
I've been waiting for my Kiryuukai badge for an entire year.

>>27297977
>Omocat merch comes in burgerbarn sizes
Omocat a shit. Their production runs are so absurdly small that they can't even keep the handful of items that they offer in stock. Seriously, why the fuck is Cover so absurdly bad at providing merch? All I want is a fucking tee with a takodachi on it.

>>27298137
No he was talking about the hoodie I'm pretty sure and the birthday merch is the exception, outside of that you get pretty normal Vtuber merch

>>27235000
Fuck you, I wear what I want. This'll go nicely with my sweatpants, wifebeater and crocs.

>>27298367
So regular mail is still a no go.
No wonder the stuff I've ordered from India in the past year came via DHL.
Your only option if you choose to avail yourself of it is to use a reshipper.
Either a reshipper that buys the item on your behalf and stores it in their warehouse for later shipment on command, if for example the store doesn't accept foreign cards or you can't read Japanese, or the "just s mailbox" kind of reshipper where you have to organise the buying yourself and you're just given a Japanese address to use.
If EMS is a no go to India, but couriers or perhaps even slowass surface mail is, then if you really want holo stuff then a reshipper gives more options for a service fee, large or small depends on which reshipper you use.

Geekjack ships to me thankfully, but for album preorders and Sora fanclub benefits and the like use both kinds of reshipper.

>>27298734
Considering this is made to order and there's another month's window, I think I'll cool my head and analyze my options before finalizing a decision.
Reshippers might be an option, but idk how trustworthy they are, especially here...

>>27237738
I wonder if he's still around, he really wanted that hoodie

btw, this doesn't fit for asian males either.
so I plan to buy this with a female mannequin.

>>27299448
cope
this hoodiehole was made for you
unless you're a chunky mongolian

Christ I hate being tall and fat. There is no way in hell this thing is fitting on my 6'4" 250 pound body.

>>27304494
Just compress yourself, maybe stand behind a door or something and get someone to push hard on it.
Push hard enough and the fat will spread more evenly about your frame. Walla, there's one of your problems solved.

>>27243063
i am still waiting on Aquas birthday hoodie and hat that i ordered on the first of January

>>27304641
>Walla
Voilà*. Holy shit, anon.

>>27305706
Insallah we have one that knows not the wallah.

>>27305918
Nice save, dumbass.

>>27305706
>more concerned with with the walla-posting and not the troll logic
ngmi

>>27306379
What's to be concerned about? The rest was just dumb humor. The "walla" bit was genuine retardation that should, nay, must be mocked. I couldn't stand idly by and not make anon feel stupid, could I?

>>27306510
Lurk more, oh ye walla deprived. Orb just visit /biz/ when everything is slightly green.

>>27309006
>visit /biz/
But I'm not a streetshitter with tokens to shill.

>>27309623
But Sir you'll miss out on gorillions!
Gortillions!!

do you think Mio will get one for herself?