/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27247640
No one antis her. Her goslings are just Saplings messing around. Fauna schizos don't exist.

she is making my cock incline

>>27247640
I want to suck her nipples and she isn't even my oshi

She seems smart but not knowing about coins makes me wary of her

>>27247640
She’s been inclining for a while. Her Skyrim had more viewers than usual, guess she realized council is so weak, she can become the most popular by just streaming regularly.

>>27247907
There's no way right? How can she be an educated seemingly older woman who doesn't know how to count coins

>>27247640
>antis
They haven't shown their face in nearly a year
>goslings
She's had the most for a while now
>schizos
Hey, some schizos are positive people!

>>27247640
who

>>27247640
>antis, goslings and schizos
ALL ME!

>>27247640
No, she's reclining on my cock.

>>27247969
Pretty much this. The bar for success in council is so low that a decent work ethic can make you the most popular streamer...maybe not even in the council but all of HoloEN. Gura barely streams, Mori is a retarded cringe wigger, Kiara is annoying as fuck, Ame is a cunt on wheels, Kronii is a lazy piece of shit, Bae is boring but god bless her she tries, Mumei is painfully mediocre even with her quirky gimmicks, and Sana is a literal nigger both in virtual and real life form.

>>27247818
>>27247996
so what you're saying is that all she needs to get big now are antis?

I hate sapling SOOOO MuCH!

>>27248157
The only thing I'd argue against here is Kronii being lazy. She is finishing a move right now, hence the lack of streams.

>>27248572
>Tummy horts
>Head horts
>Back horts
>Tits too big

I'm just gonna leave this here https://litter.catbox.moe/x4ibd1.webm

>>27248157
>gura barely streams
ogey

>>27247640
Fauna antis mostly moved to mumei or just hang out in /#/
I don't see her getting any goslings though, /uuu/ is pretty composed compares to shitholes like /hirys/ where it's clear some of them are actually in love with her. I think she unintentionally (or intentionally?) filtered out most of her potential goslings

>>27248157
ogey threadnigger rope yourself

>>27247640
She's for sure best EN and everyone will realise it eventually

>>27247640
All me. Only way to cope.

>>27248918
>Not a single NijiEN female

>>27248157
based and accurate interpretation of holoen

>>27249090
Best council for sure.

>>27247640
She's cute and entertaining. I've been watching her a lot more lately.

>>27248950
Being a gosling isn't just about love. It's the realisation that a girl that seems too good to exist not only exists but you will never meet them

I like Fauna because she's the only girly girl I've ever seen, I've never met one irl and I think that's the cutest thing
How many women in their 20s want to be a princess like Fauna? I guess in HoloEN there are also Kiara and IRyS, but still

No Ina for a while, she has the timeslot right after. Midnight streams is decent for EU.
Anyhow turns out being a good streamer and streaming regularly with a nice mix of one-off games and running series is a winning formula.

>>27248918
>Scan for highest num of streams
>47
>glance at name
>of course it is
love her

Her banter is great and her pool of topics resonates greatly with me, with stuff like Warriors, LoTR, The Inferno.

>>27248157
>>27247969
She inclines because she tries to avoid any kind of yab as she possibly could, she is surprisingly calculated. Just look at how she brillantly evaded her yab related to her roommate

>>27249465
i think kaela might be higher or close to it but since this is only top 50 she's not in this chart

>>27249558
>Roomate yab
QRD?

>>27249558
>she tries to avoid any kind of yab as she possibly could
heh

>>27249256
Best EN

She has always been good, but people are put off by her fake sound and high voice and ASMR isn't necessarily a draw for most people. She has just been getting more attention due to SNOT collabs and her wit and playfulness in those, like bullying kronii/gura and playing into cursed tangents

>>27249635

>>27249708
This.
Her high pitched voice is annoying as fuck.
She's meh in collabs.
Her forte imo is only zatsudans

predict what's gonna be Fauna's first yab

>>27249708
>>27249798
Low T

She isn't afraid to stream during prime time. I think that's helped her a lot.

I think the best testament to her likeability is that she had every right to cut off and ignore the menhera but she ended up repairing the relationship and remaining friends.

>>27249811
Saying the fuck word

>>27249811
Announcing her relationship with me.

>>27249811
She eats meat (mine)

>>27247978
She's rich, we knew she came from money but to not know coins is absurd. Honestly this hit the hardest out of any yab she's ever had.

>>27250062
Fauna hasn't defended herself yet.
I'm going to chalk it up to the weird 1 dollar coins they have nowadays.

>>27250062
>She's rich
How do you know that?

>>27250245
I hope so. I figured she would address it yesterday. I know some supas went through asking her so hopefully next reading.

>>27250488
Your whole female isn't going to be vegan if your aren't a little bit wealthy.

>>27250488
People have speculated here. One being she got a KU 100 right off the bat those being 10k USD. Second she went to horse camp, third her family is vegans apparently poor people ain't vegans. Fourth when she visits her family it seems like a large house with lots of accomodations for many geusts.
I know people who know more about LL know more.

>>27250648
>hird her family is vegans apparently poor people ain't vegans

If you dont want to eat beans and rice being vegan is fucking expensive.

>>27250648
>entire family is vegans
The fuck?

>>27248169
>fauna schizos don't exist

zzzz boring girl zzzzz

>>27250648
>KU 100 right off the bat
Not true at all, she collected several holo paychecks before picking one up and frequently mentions how its the most expensive item she owns. She also talks pretty often about how it wouldn't have been possible without her fans. I doubt she grew up poor but rich is a pretty big overstatement.
>>27251144
Shadow loves Fauna to death and talks about her all the time. Her fanbase is where the schizos come from.

>>27251126
Said so last stream.
>>27251071
They go to restaurants with "vegan chicken" so they have some money.

>>27251126
Must...Save...

>>27250648
Notice how she suddenly moved houses one month after she joined hololive? Most new hololive members move out of their old house after they get their first paycheck. Because they go from making whatever they make, to making millions of dollars a year, and can finance a much higher lifestyle. They move from whatever suburban house they're in, into a mansion in the city.

This indicates that she probably wasn't rich until she joined hololive

>>27251192
>>27251144
>>27250648
>Fauna is rich
Shadow was paid. That's why she loves her now. That is my rrat.

>>27251238
>>27251252
The fuck? Is that really a thing? I feel that that is a lie

>>27251282
>Is that really a thing?
She's mentioned it more than once, especially talking about how her dad makes soup that she really loves

>>27251273
She moved out from her parents a while ago. I think it was a cross town move.

>>27251318
And her and her mom bake vegan black and white cookies, which sound delicious honestly

>>27251321
>She moved out from her parents
ahaha people believe this

anon you actually believe when vtubers say they live with their parents? I know some 18 year old vtubers who actually do live with their parents, but vtubers in hololive are making millions per year, they are probably all married with kids

>>27251273
>moved houses one month after she joined hololive?
Nigger she moved like six months later

>>27247640
>now
She kept repeating "I will never betray you" during asmr and playing into gfe hard just for Eddy to come out
There's been a Fauna avatarfag in /hlg/ for months who's stupid as fuck and can only spam images and reddit memes, producing antis for her
Or is this thread some group shizo episode?

>Fauna doesn't have schizo
lol
lmao even

I wonder why fauna streams so little. It's almost like she's busy all day long with some occupation. I wonder what occupation a young girl would have that consumes most of her day? Hmmmm it really boggles the mind. What could it possibly be

>>27251383
An anon here gave me a good rat, that she moved from the east coast to the west coast he said for college.
I believe this. Where she lives now has public transport, hiking, and good vegan food options. Only spots in the US like that are west coast. In addition she was able to do a day trip to LA for Ame, Kiara, and Gura. She is definitely from the east coast because black and white cookies only exist in New York, New England, and Florida and are usually sold at Jewish bakeries and delis. The state that anon mentioned is one of the states black and white cookies are from too.

>>27251635
she had the most hours in june

>>27251635
You're right, she must be a drug dealer

>>27251681
Oh yeah that must be it. We know lots of young girls that age become drug dealers. It certainly couldn't be something else, like having a baby or something. ahaha that would be crazy, right

>>27251719
I don't think her small delicate vegan drama could handle child birth

>>27251641
Veganism is retarded. Humans are evolved to eat meat. You're going entirely against your own evolution. It's like forbidding yourself from breathing air.

>>27251635
>third world projection
American women substitute children with having cats or dogs these days.

>>27251719
dealing babies

>>27251773
her parents did it somehow

>>27251808
People with money and resources can afford to get married. People are raising cats because they're working a hard career and don't have time for a family. But if they have money, they get married practically right away. All of my wealthy friends got married right out of high school, and all my middle class friends struggled and got married later on

>>27251852
I think they switched over after she was born. She mentions that she wasn't always vegan. I could see her getting into it then getting them into it.

>>27251719
>like having a baby or something
Yeah mine.

>>27249811
Coffee with non-vegan creamer.

>>27249657
Holo Myth and Fauna.

She sold out so of course she's inclining.

>>27248897
UUUUUUuuuUUUUUu thanks you...

>>27247904

Gura doesn't stream so the cumbuds are supporting one of their own.

>>27249256
Aye

>>27248157
this is accurate, Fauna has the potential to become holoens #2, and we will enter into the glorious golden age of Gura-Fauna

>>27255990
God Fauna is sexy.

>>27255990
>#2
#1*

Vegans are sub-human.

>>27248157
wew pretty mean way to put it but pretty much all true

>>27255990
>Potential
that's Kronii

>>27256629
Kronii's got nothing but being a hi honey ara ara parrot.

>>27247818
T. Anti

I wonder if I have actual chance with a girl like Fauna. My life would be complete with someone like that. Till then I'll just enjoy her streams.

>>27249635
Has bf.

>>27257311
Enjoy her streams, but dont forget your reps. Theres nothing worse than meeting a girl like Fauna, only to realize your life sucks and theres no way it would work out.

>>27249708
Her voice is pure sex when you're horny and the sweetest thing when you feel sad and tired
She's mom/sister/girlfriend you need the most

>>27247640
Fauna has had antis since day 0 anon, they've only gotten less vocal over time actually.

>>27249708
>>27257496
There are alot of nice voices in Hololive but Fauna's is on another plain of existence.

>>27257496
this, I find her voice the sexiest out of all EN. And those noises she makes my god, instant diamonds. different strokes different folks I guess

>>27247640
I love Fauna. She's got a nice dry sense of humor.

She's so perfect bros. I can't even

>>27251273
>making millions of dollars a year
>>27251383
>vtubers in hololive are making millions per year
In your local currency, yes.

>>27251635
>>27251719
I have seen these posts at least a dozen times at this point

>>27258563
Why would they put more effort into baiting when newfags will give them yous every time they copy/paste that? It doesn't even hold up these days since shes been streaming a ton, but people will still bite regardless.

>>27258477
They get about 1/3 of superchats revenue right? Fauna got what like 15k this month. 5k a month for 12 months is only like 60k in supas. Then view money, and merch, when probably only makes like 100 to 200 thousand a year.

I will anti fauna until she falls in love with me

>>27247818
t. schizo

>>27249910
she already said it.

>>27248157
>Bae is boring but god bless her she tries
it's pretty amazing that a streamer can have such high specs, a good work ethic, and a decent enough personality and still be boring

>>27258752
Even the most popular myth girls are making probably 12-15k a month after their member split, and that's pre-tax. Merch and sponsorships are what probably give them the irregular extra 50-200k extra per year. So pre-tax, probably around 300-500k (I've got no idea what Mori's music sales and deals gets her) and post-tax, probably 200-350k as a really rough estimate.

So, definitely enough to casually fly internationally and book hotels for 2 weeks, but they're anime girl larpers and not selling out Tokyo Budokan, and like most entertainers their management company is taking 40-50% off the top, I think Cover revenue last year was something like 150M USD between all sources of income, a majority of which is paying expenses and salaries to their non-talent staff. People saying they're earning millions are either poorfags or 3rd worlders.

>>27258875
I am now a Fauna Anti

I'm not a sapling, but based on the increasing amount of schizos that shit on her I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's doing things right

>>27258964
That's what happens when you lack charisma.

I hope she inclines to hell and back because she's by far the best EN for me. I really enjoy her streams and I wish her the best

Also god I want to do teh sex with her

>>27259523
All the more reason you know she's is smoking hot. She doesn't need charisma for how sexy she is. Her body does all the talking.

>>27259523
I blame it on a lack of wit. From the streams I've watched, her reactions have usually been very obvious and straightforward.
>surprising thing happens in video game
>"brah! no way!"

>>27247640
Really? She’s just an average asmr twitch whore but behind an anime avatar with an ugu voice

>>27255565
>onii-chan
>imouto
no

Yeah i'm thinking marriage with 5 children with Ceres Fauna

>>27251897
nigga, getting marries is for poor fags since that's basically legally binding roommate so you have two minimal wages to pay for one roach den, instead of one.

>>27259573
she's gonna spill that wine all over herself

I'm gonna go insane I love this woman so fucking much

It's unhealthy

I don't care

She warms my cold heart and makes my cock hard

I fucking love Ceres Fauna so much

>>27260145
>average asmr twitch whore
You don't really watch ASMR whores on twitch then, Fauna has never done earlicking even in her PL, even kisses she only ever did once in a while, her ASMR is much more on the wholesome and cute side.
Although in on of her old roleplays she did mention having kids so there is that.

Is this another "she's inclining" meme like they did with Ina but they are basing it on live viewers instead of what actually happens after the stream ends because it's about typical of most Hololive members. More than what Fauna gets but follows the usual trend. Here's a recent example that was done here where Anya had slightly more live viewers than Ollie playing HoloCure but when you look at the VODs now: Anya is at 35k vs Ollie's 62k after over a day. Even though the times they ended aren't close, even with Ollie being slightly behind in live viewers, she still had more interest in her stream afterwards. That's where the subs come into play, despite people here thinking that all people that sub watch live.

When she starts pulling a Gura, then you probably say that she's inclining. Despite making less streams, she gets more views on them than most people in Hololive get from doing a collab. She's slightly behind Fubuki in lifetime views with only a little over 350 videos vs Fubuki's over 1,000+ ones. The videos appreciate in views over time and reach 1 million views eventually. Not all of course but enough that it's very noticeable when it happens. She's only really behind in lifetime views because she doesn't stream as often or constantly releases MVs which are better for getting views. Don't mistake her intentionally holding herself back as her losing interest in general. She's still doing better than most even with less content.

>>27258964
Bae is pretty terrible on her own. She works better working off someone but then if there are too many collabing, she really gets left in the background.

Imagine, if you will, Fauna laying on top of you as she's done many times before, her meaty chub rooted deep inside your throat while she fiddles with your pp. She's pressed flat against your face most of the time, but will lift up slightly every now and again to let you breathe, though never too much nor too often, because you're playing a game you see, and since you're the one who is solely responsible for getting her that sweet release, she doesn't want to give you too much of an advantage by thrusting on her own. She's let you have free movement of your arms this time so you hook them around her thighs and frantically rub at the sweet spot up her butt as that's really the only thing you can get your fingers on. It's slow going but you can feel her gradually growing larger in your throat, slowly making it more and more difficult to catch your breath. Meanwhile you're viscerally aware that her own fingers are bringing you ever closer to the edge and if you spill before her... well that's game over and she's only hinted at the terrible fate that awaits you then. For now she's playing fair and going slow, you just hope she doesn't have a sudden spark of mischievousness and decide to just finish you off instantly.

>>27260580
...do you have actual money playing on this shit? this is some bookie talk

Made for nursing handjobs and cuddles

>>27260933
Thats what I was thinking, numberfags are insane.

>>27260933
kek my thoughts exactly

>>27260580
Her clips are doing better than usual
Her CCV constantly reaches 5 digits now.
She's been getting more attention on social media including here

She really is inclining I think. When you do things right eventually people notice

>>27261228
>When you do things right
I love Fauna but I think she's "too safe" somehow

>>27261228
>Her CCV constantly reaches 5 digits now.
I love Fauna, but that's because she literally had 0 competition with Ina fucked off and Gura gone. I'm not saying she isn't going to continue to do well for herself, but June was a special month

>>27260091
now I want to see bae do a soundboard stream where she just plays sound files instead of actually talking

Like that Haachama totsu?

shes funnier than i thought she would be for a mommy baiting asmrtist ill give her that.

>>27258964
>>27260580
she even does japanese streams but then she's with someone else w

>You're on your deathbed
>Surrounded by friends and family, they pay their respects
>It's been years since Hololive shut down but you still think back fondly on it every day
>As your visitors depart, you beckon to a young female relatively
>You ask her to put you out of your misery, you know your mortal coil will not last longer
>She takes your bootleg Fauna pillow and places it over your face, smothering you
>You scream I MISS FAUNAAAAAAAAA as asphyxiation sets in, slowly ending your life

>>27263183
Don't steal my greentext

>>27263183
>not asking her to "Uuuuu" as she suffocates you
gay, unsubscribe

My exactly on time kirin...

I hate you all.
I've only been into vtubers for 1 (one) week and as I scoped out all the channels, I found Fauna and now I'm even considering applying to Holostars all as a long ploy to get close to her.

>Pokemon Snap
>Hey You Pikachu
>Crystal Shards
Fauna is literally me. Those 3 and Rayman and Smash were the only N64 games I had.

>>27264082
Are you a bald canadian man in his 30s? If not, she won't spare you a single glance.

>>27264454
not that anon but that's literally me

>>27264082
if you apply remember don’t go full luxiem

>>27247640
Her numbers have been going up slowly but steadily.
I've heard some people here say they were initially put off by her because of ASMR and the rrat, but I think they're finally coming around after seeing how well she does in collabs.

>>27247640
I'm almost convinced they're all the same people.

>>27247969
why was this deleted when it's completely true

>>27251635
Mmmmh yeah good question. If only we had some informations. Sometimes I wonder if there's a website that gathers all the facts about those things... if only there was

>>27247907
I need a qrd because this made me curious

>>27263224
Don't steal my pillow!

>>27266665
Based bootleg merch king

>>27261314
Although true she was given a golden opportunity and she ran with it as best as anyone could.

>All this praise
>Doesn't even have 5k ccv
kek

>>27269629
I love faufau but I really, really don't give a shit about kirby games

>>27269854
same, and any nintendo game for that matter

>>27269629
Ina came back after like a month and a half so it's understandable

Also Kirby games are anti-dimes

Fauna's got jokes but they're very specific and need a particular setup to unleash. Once the timing is just right though she punches you in the gut with a sudden knee slapper.

Rest of the time she's kind of boring.

>click on fauna's skyrim stream last night
>literally having a menhera meltdown over faendal acting like a typical video game NPC
Fanbase reflects the streamer I guess.

>>27269854
You're missing some kino

>>27247640
>Goslings
>Schizos
Have you even seen how the average Sapling behaves?

>>27259104
200K is still more than I or anyone I know besides my cardiologist relative will ever make in a year and it's a bitter pill to swallow

>>27251321
she was never living with her parents before her move anon.

>>27270480
I heard actual sniffles and tears in there

>>27251719
she’s said on her stream yesterday that she hates babies because they do nothing but cry and look weird and prefers her cats. i don’t think she’d say that if she had a kid herself.

>>27271859
she's very good at RPing

>>27247640
>goslings
cucklings*
also she's jewish

>>27272185
NO, even worse she is Danish

>>27271732
I know.
I said that. Her family lives in the east coast she lives on the west

>>27269629
8,549 on my machine

>>27247839
Good morning sir!

>>27249811
sorry to break it to you but the apocalyptic Rushia/Aloe/Chris-tier yab for council is going to come from Mumei

>>27255990
ive blasted ropes to the gura fauna maid asmr probably close to 100 times

>>27247640
Why do /pol/chudel schizos have to destroy everything good?

I hate dumb amerimutts so much.

Fauna thread and no one did an Eddy post yet... Is this board is full of clueless redditors now?

>>27277716
Everyone knows, but no one cares anymore

I always hear the Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHcISR9_P_k

>>27277716
Who care she hasn’t slipped up and her content is good. Fauna would probably be a SC queen with Lamy and Koyori if people didn’t know tho

>>27251383
this isn't 30 years ago, even zoomers making 100k sometimes have to live with their parents, fuck blackrock