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27161115 No.27161115 [Reply] [Original]

to send this fish to /meat/ to be slaughtered and turned into sushi

>> No.27161432

>>27161115
you know what. not a bad idea at this point. please end it

>> No.27161568

>>27161115
Nah she's already spoiled

>> No.27161698
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27161698

>>27161568
Ehhh it can still be salvaged
add some salt and spices and we'll be able to make fish sauce. garum, nuoc mam, budu, whatever you call it
>>27161115
>>27161432
Consider it done. No guarantee our virtual rituals would work

>> No.27161783

She would probably be taste foul, the fish sauce anon has got the right idea of how to make it work though.

>> No.27161963
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27161963

>>27161115
you must be really desperate to come ask for our help
>>27161698
Okay but how do we do it? we're not reddit witches

>> No.27162052

Could ryona correction work as well? I just wanna beat up the fish

>> No.27162059
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>>27161963
>>27161698
>meatheads actually accept it
B-based?

>> No.27162121

>>27161963
All i could think up of a 'ritual' is just to write a shit ton of guro fics and hopefully it mandela effects reality
like the /tv/ Banepost airplane crash incident

>> No.27162281

You people arent going to actually eat Finana for real right? Right?

>> No.27162458

>>27162281
I'm just a ryona-anon who wants to beat her up until an inch of her life as correction.

>> No.27162538
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27162538

>>27162121
>banepost plane crash
Hey i know that one! Flight 9525. But to be frank we'd need like a gestalt consciousness of like a hundred anons to make meme magic bleed into reality. not a couple of horny ryonafags
>>27162281
Only in an esoteric sense. to put it simply, killing off the character in-universe.
Fuck if I know it'll work but I'll treat myself something good if this shit comes true

>> No.27162620

Can someone draw Gura cannibalizing Finana

>> No.27162661

>meme magic chuuba hitmen
holy shit meds now!

>> No.27162763

>>27162538
you misunderstand, meme magic is what makes it a gestalt consciousness. the only reason meme magic isn't more widespread is because of incompetent magicians who misuse magic, or fail incantations. we need a true wizard of the highest order to properly kill a chuuba with meme magic alone.

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27162993

>>27162538
>>27162121
>it's real
what the fuck

>> No.27164642

>>27162661
We dont need meds where we're going.

>> No.27165158
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27165158

>be Finana
>it's a girls night out with your besties Pomu and Elira
>they never told you where we were going
>in fact you're even blindfolded and gagged and in bondage
>oooh kinky! must be a bachelor's party wink wink
>the car stops. your blindfold taken off. yay cant wait to jerk off the lucky bach-
>it's a five star seafood restaurant
>Eh?? Nani?
>ask your girlfriends if we're in the right place
>Pomu and Elira are gone, theyre talking with a couple of men outside
>girls? what are you talking about?
>Pomu came back to the car to get her stuff
"Finana~! Me and Eli are going inside. Five months on the reservation waiting list better be worth it. Be a good girl and play nice with your new friends okay?"
>Pomu? what do you mean?
>the car door opens and the two men picks you up
>you see Eli waving at you as you are taken behind the restaurant
>you struggle and wriggle to get out of the men's grip but to no avail
>you cant even scream for help with the gag in your mouth
"Cant believe we get to serve a broad this fresh!" says one of them
>no no no no no what did he meant?!
>they brought you in, dumping you on top of a prep counter
>one by one they cut the bondage rope off of you and takes off your gag
>but before you could scream, a chef drives his elbow into your chest with brute force
>making you squelch in pain, coughing and gasping for air
>multiple sets of hands find their away all over your body
>removing your clothes, your crown, washing you with ice cold water
>you feel your ankles and wrists tied, you try to struggle your way out but met with another sucker punch to the belly
>tears swell as you cannot endure the process, you feel as if you lost everything you had
>as the pain fades, you realize that you are being carried elsewhere
>with a thud, you fall onto a tabletop
>opening your eyes, you see them. Pomu and Elira. sipping wine and taking photos of you
>this has got to be a prank right girls? girls?
>you start crying as the chefs pin you down, bruising your arms and legs
>you scream at the top of your lungs, but Pomu only laughs at your predicament
>a chef picks up his knife and grabs your right breast
>hot searing pain fills your body as the blade slowly cut its way through the base of your breast
>you scream harder as the pain intensifies
>adrenaline fills your bloodstream and the world around you crawls
>within seconds you feel your bladder emptying as you watch Elira clapping
>in one quick move the chef removes your breast and drops it onto a plate
>you watch as he takes a prep knife and cuts your breast into an open flower sashimi, with a pinch of salt and a squeeze of lemon on top
>Pomu picks up a slice of your tit sashimi and happily eats it
>her smile widens and she giggles in excitement, it tastes extremely good
"You've got to try this, Eli!" she says as she feeds Elira a slice
>blood and heme drips down from their lips, Elira quickly dabbles her lips with a napkin
>why? why are they doing this?
>before your thoughts are able to materialize, pain quickly gushes in your belly
>you look down to see a chef burying his knife in your tummy barely an inch in, driving down to your crotch
>another chef does the same sideways to your hips
>you could not scream anymore as your throat hurts from non stop sobbing
>looking down, you watch as the chefs cut open a window in your abdomen
>your organs revealed to the world
>quickly Elira snaps photos of your innards
"Geee, I didnt knew you had... guts." Elira laughs as she prods your colon
>you weakly stare into the ceiling, the chandelier floating above you, and black out

>> No.27165291

>>27162993
What this about and why it belongs on vt.

>> No.27165321

>>27165291
we're trying to use the same meme magic to get finana graduated

>> No.27165464

>>27165158
hot and well written

>> No.27165553

>>27161115
least psychopathic /vt/ user

>> No.27165560

>>27165158
kek'd, fucked up if you think this is hot tho.

>> No.27165591

>>27165560
just as fucked up if you think it's funny.

>> No.27165597
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27165597

>>27165560
Come to /meat/ then

>> No.27165651

>>27165591
C'mon no man could not laugh at ""Geee, I didnt knew you had... guts." Elira laughs as she prods your colon"
>>27165597
I already am, sometimes. Just to visit my /vtwbg/ friends though.

>> No.27165711
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27165711

>mfw /meat/ correction is now a legit thing

>> No.27165758
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27165758

>>27162121
meme it into reality it is

>> No.27165796

>>27165711
I like to consider it processing

>> No.27165968
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27165968

Woohoo! Deicide! Deicide! Deicide!
We must consume the flesh of corpo chuubas!

>> No.27166030

>>27165968
goddamn it risu

>> No.27166379
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27166379

We just had fish and chips before
We're peckish for more seafood

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>>27161115
The fish is groomable, I presume? If so....
First, we fatten up the fish, or give it a certain diet. Think of it like architecture, chubby but not too fat, like a wagyu cow. Over the years, we treat her nicely, call her a discord kitten, I don't know, however you treat a mermaid princess. Make her life comfortable for the sake of the meat. Cultivate that fat. Maybe with a few mating presses, we can even cultivate fish babies, turn them into wagyu as well overtime. The /meat/ economy booms.

Why turn her into wagyu? You see, twink chuuba fat is no good, less quality meat, and unfortunately Feesh may unfortunately qualify as a tiny, 140cm tall twink chuuba. Not much meat to bring around. Maybe you can turn it into bacon, but I have mixed opinions about that. Anyways, the quality of twink fat is incomparable to architectural, wagyu chuubas. Any comments?

>> No.27167719

>>27167186
So we're starting the Nijifarms project with Feesh
Good idea

>> No.27167835

>>27167719
holo unfortunately beat them with kiara, and pekora, and possibly a few others. you can always make more of them, though.

>> No.27167957

>>27167719
You see, a fish can produce an incredible amount of eggs, if this >>27162538 comic proves canon. The farm could go two ways: Quality or quantity, Wagyu restaurant or McDonalds.

>> No.27167989

>>27167186
>The fish is groomable, I presume? If so....
She literally got groomed into this by her mods, so yeah, she is pretty easy to manipulate.

>> No.27168204

>>27167989
Can we manipulate her into believing that she should be eaten?

>> No.27168516
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27168516

>>27168204
Considering her low intelligence and given enough time, it seems very possible.

>> No.27169015

>>27168516
Aww yeaahh we're having fish sticks tonight

>> No.27170869

>>27168516
I can see it happening
>Hey guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Today I am going to raise awareness for our genderfluid friends by removing my pussy. That way I can feel what it's like not to have any sex! I have this knife with me and here I go.... nngghhhhh AAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!

>> No.27170991

>>27170869
This is /meat/, that's just more holes to fuck.

>> No.27171950

>>27170991
Finana gilljob lets goooooo

>> No.27173083

>>27165158
bruh why my dick hard

>> No.27174235

>>27167186
>bacon
but she's seafood

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27174520

>>27161115
Might write something but I need to wait for my meds to kick in so the juices start flowing

>> No.27176422

>>27174520
bumping this thread for this anon. i believe in you.

>> No.27176489

>>27161115
>turned into sushi
Who would be that willing to eat green fish?

>> No.27176586

>>27176489
>i will not eat green feesh and text, i will not eat them, fag i am.

>> No.27178094

bump

>> No.27180010

>>27161115
Dunno about other /meat/heads, but I ain't touching her

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>>27176422
As the superchat make its way across her screen, she adds it to her mental tally. Another 2 dollars. In total that is around thirty. For the past 2 hours of broadcast. She stares at the statistics beneath her. 103 live audience present. Not accounted for those using Adblock. Finana briefly turns away from her microphone, taking in a deep breath and regain composure. The zatsudan broadcast is almost nearing the end.

With a smile she, the fishy girl thanks her viewers for tuning in for the night. Although there were not many in the live chat thanking back. Not even an emoticon. Swallowing spit to hide an awkward stutter, Finana gives her audience one last update on her next project. Enthusiastically hoping it would garner a single response. There was one; a poop emoji.

With that, she disconnects her broadcast and turn in for the day. Routinely, she grabs her pillow and screams into it. Sobbing profusely, soaking the fabric in salty moisture. 'Where did it went wrong?' she thought to herself. Two years had passed since that horrible day. It was a blunder that almost cost her everything; her career, her relationships, even her own self worth if there were any left after she had made a fool out of herself. What was the blunder in question again? She had forgotten. All she knew was that it involved Millie, Chibidoki, and possibly a few subtances in-between takes. She tried her hardest to bury the memory within the darkest crevice of her once lust addled brain.

To the internet however, they say otherwise. The internet never forgets. No matter how many takedowns she filed against those who reupload the VOD of that incident, it will always come back to haunt her like a mourning spectre. The staff over at Anycolor no longer deemed it necessary to comply to her demands to censor every reupload of that mistake of an incident.

As for her co-workers? It's been 5 months since she last texted anyone from Nijisanji. In fact the only communication she has made with her organisation for the past year is the occasional e-mail from her manager, though warden is the better suited role, listing every single mistake she had made in every stream. NIJIFES had just rolled by last week. As expected, she was not invited. Her face printed on merchandise and posters. Her presence null. Anycolor has been cutting their losses by pretending Finana does not even exist. Merely using her likeness to sell off the last remaining overstock of her merchandise.

A ring. A notification. An e-mail from her warden. Not a single word. Only a 12 page PDF. Finana pauses as she feels her heart sinking deeper into her mattress.

Why are there this many pages? What sort of blunder had she done this time? She mentally recalls and replays the entirety of her newest broadcast from beginning until the end. She swore not a single blacklisted sentence escaped her lips this time. As her finger shakes, she opens the e-mail. As the file loads, her eyes scan at the header. A letter from Anycolor; 'Notice of Instant Termination & Summon for Defamatory Reparations'.

>> No.27180618

>>27180262
good, but i want to see what happens after.

>> No.27180675

>>27180262
sugoi desu ne

>> No.27180766

>>27180618
>>27180675
still writing lol
shoulda put 1/? at the end

>> No.27180906

>>27180766
maybe next one, do whatever suits you i suppose.

>> No.27182881

>>27161963
>>27174520
What the hell is wrong with you guys posting pics of beat up Vtubers? Who gets off to this shit?

>> No.27182964

>>27180262
For a split second, she could have felt as if a heartstring inside her heart twists and snapped. No. Not yet. She has to be strong. 'You already lost plenty before, what is there to lose now?' she thought. With a steady pace, Finana mentally runs over the basics of the document, starting with the notice. With every word, her heart beats faster, her fingertips warming up with each pulse, sweat seeping from her palms until she reached the final period; by the time she receives this document, Finana Ryugu has officially been declared terminated from Nijisanji and is no longer an employee of Anycolor or any of its subsidiaries. Hastily, nearly dropping her phone, Finana opens up Nijisanji's official Twitter page. True to their words, there it is. A notice of her termination in bold. A legitimate action. No longer a silent threat. To Finana, the shock was just the beginning.

The post was not made in the past minute of her receiving the e-mail. No. It was posted prior to that. Much much prior. 2 hours before now, exactly at the beginning of her newest stream. She had been officially declared terminated throughout the whole broadcast. Yet not a single audience, nor even her colleagues, mentioned anything about it. As for the post's statistic, it was the final nail in the coffin for her expectations. Only a couple retweets, a meager number of messages, and on the contrary there were plenty of likes. Up to five digits worth of users saw the notice as a positive.

It was a shut and close case. The inference to be made was obvious. Everyone wanted her gone for good.

For two years she has been running on fumes within Nijisanji. Not a single message from her co-workers, her sponsorships revoked, her income reduced to a meager 20% of what she usually makes, her fans, followers, all but dust in the wind. She tried pleading with the management for a second chance, to turn the ship around and clean up her reputation within Nijisanji. She got one, but at a price. Anycolor was willing to let her stay in Nijisanji. Only in-name. De-facto, she no longer received any form of support from the management, her name blacklisted from the public system, there was nowhere else for her to go. They merely provided a warden to keep her in-check, chained to a contract that made her nothing more than an accessory than a valuable asset.

And that contract is up. With Anycolor demanding everything in return. As per the second subject of the notice, Finana will find herself legally bound to pay Anycolor up to a whopping twenty-thousand dollars monthly as reparations for losses. Losses made thanks to her 'defamation' stunt. Finana trembles as the demands bounce inside her skull. Does she have enough in her savings to cover all these payments? No. She only have enough to keep the lights running to keep her stagnating career. The payment due triples the amount she currently has. As for income, she's no longer legitimate for any form of work, even Twitch has her name blacklisted. OnlyFans? No. She spent two years trying to clean up her reputation. She cannot deal with another incident. Even if she start anew and get a stable income, what other career offers twenty-thousand monthly with all the disgusting blemishes on her portfolio that is not affiliated with shady entertainment industry? None.

As for the alternative to not repay her dues? Anycolor will come to get her in full blood. Literally.

Finana swallows saliva and inhales slowly, calming herself for just a brief moment. Brief enough for her shaky psyche to regain composure and come up with a last minute ditch effort of a plan.

If blood is what they want, then it is what they will get.

2/3

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27183055

>>27182881
No need for theatrics. Just ask if you want more.

>> No.27183385

>>27161115
sanest finana fan

>> No.27183737

>>27161115
What she manage to trigger you?

>> No.27183938

>>27183055
nah. I'll pass. People like you deserve the rope.

>> No.27186153

>>27182964
looking good so far. keep it up :D

>> No.27188413

>>27182964
As the evening clouds roll over, Selen stretches her back and let out a relieving sigh. NIJIFES had been a tiring effort, and it still shows. With a smile, the dragon extends her arm and pets Ember on the head. He loves it. Inspecting her camera one last time, Selen double-checks her mental note for any missing steps. Backlight? Done. Camera? Connected. Microphone? Cleared. Ember? Fed.

With only 10 minutes left before the broadcast starts, Selen readies herself to- 'Ding-Dong!'

Was that the doorbell? Confused, she stares back at her draconic companion who is just as surprised as her. Who is coming over this late? Delivery? Not any she could think of. Quickly with no time to lose, Selen makes haste towards the front door. Hoping she gets this over with before the stream starts. As she unlocks the door and opens it, her pupils contract at the sight. It was Finana. Completely underdressed, softly sobbing as tears drip onto the floor. Within a fraction of a second Selen realizes the item she is carrying in her hand. A knife. Her draconic instinct immediately picks up the context and murderous intent.

Immediately she slams the front door on Finana. Pushing herself against the door, not giving her a chance to break in- too late. With a quick thud, Selen fell on the floor. Finana is standing in the doorframe, a shovel in her hand. Standing above the reeling dragon, Finana apologizes before knocking her out with the shovel. It would not be a while until she regains consciousness.

As she wakes up groggily, her senses immediately went on full overdrive. The fuzzy lights entering her eyes, the ringing in her ears are still deafening. What is that horrible smell? Ember? Is that you? Selen tries to recollect her most recent memory. The stream. Yes, she was preparing for a stream when Finana came over and- and... 'this stench... I can't think properly with this scent.' Selen shakes her head, trying her hardest to recalibrate her psyche. The scent is disruptive. The scent of.. 'Is this blood?' As she realizes what the scent was, her fight-or-flight response kicked in, and her consciousness immediately returns.

The first thing she sees is Ember. Locked up in his cage. Frightened. By what exactly? Unknown to Selen, she will regret knowing the answer a few seconds later. Slowly glancing to her left, in the direction of her streaming set-up, she immediately finds the source of that stench.

Finana. Limping in her birthday suit against the camera. Sobbing with ugly moans and demonic wheezes. Selen could feel the the coldness of a banshee's breath running down her spine as she picks up every detail. Finana is covered in wounds and fatal injuries. Ones that struck fear within her. From cuts all over her body, to chunks of flesh and body parts missing from her figure. Swaying around as she moves, Finana's left arm is left dangling only by a mere bone, flesh dripping on the floor.

Screaming in a fit of rage, Finana lowers the camera and gives out a threat. A threat to the audience. Selen's audience. Realizing what she has done, Selen tries to get up. It was at this moment she begins to discover her current state. Her entire body has been strapped down onto her bed. From the neck down, Selen could see ropes and belts, restraining her from getting up. Selen cannot get up and stop Finana. All she could is scream. Hoping somehow the fish snaps out of her manic episode.

Alas to no avail, her pleas fell on non-existing ears. Blood dripping from the the side of her head where her ears once were. As Finana continues to insult the audience, she shoves the knife into her left eye socket. Forcefully gouging out her eyeball, pulling it from the optic nerve. In a fit, she threw her eyeball at the PC. Fluids splattering across Selen's workstation. In a demanding tone, Selen orders Finana to stop this act of insanity.

Finana decided it has been long enough. Insisting to her 'fans' it's time for her final show as a Liver. Or in this case, liver. With a quick thrust, Finana buries the knife into her abdomen and tore open her belly. Screaming in excruciating pain with blood expelling from her mouth from pressure. Satisfied with her newly made orifice, Finana throws the knife away and grabs onto the camera. As she staggers onto the floor, she chose to give the audience their well deserved big finale. A final gift from Finana Ryugu.

Soaked in blood, the camera slowly make its way into Finana's gastrointestinal orifice. Broadcasting every putrid detail of her insides for the world to see. Deeper and deeper the camera goes in, Finana stops wheezing in pain and hunches over. Lying still on the floor.

Selen, tears running down on her face, could not believe what had just happened. All she could do now is plea for Finana to wake up. But it was already too late. Too late for apologies even. The authorities arrive an hour later, freeing her and Ember. As for the stream, Anycolor refused to take down copies of it, a reminder.

3/3

>> No.27188421

>>27180262
>>27182964
Please seek mental health counseling.

>> No.27188545
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This is now /meat/ thread

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>>27174520
tfw cant tell the /meat/fag to take his meds because he's already on them

>> No.27189339

>>27188413
nice

>> No.27189498

>>27188413
very good. we should archive it, then. ty for your contributions :D

>> No.27191045

>>27189498
>>27189339
Thanks! hoped you love it

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>> No.27195027

Can someone draw Saturn Devouring His Son but Gura biting the head off of Finana

>> No.27196580
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>> No.27196870

She didn't met the requirements of quality control OP she belongs to the TRASH.

>> No.27196977

>>27161963
I’m not that anon but I frequent /meat/ a ton alongside /NijiEN/. There is in fact some overlap.

>> No.27197089

So is this enough meme magic ritualposts to make her commit the gigayab?

>> No.27197573
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27197573

>>27188413
NOOOO SELEN MY BELOVED LITTLE NIGGA

L*L* AND I ARE COMING TO HELP

>> No.27197656

>>27197573
Selen's fine
scarred, but fine

>> No.27197664

>>27197089
All we can do is hope the time comes.
and maybe spread this around, send it to that one /vt/ takes account and see what happens.

>> No.27197721

>>27197664
/vt/ took what account?

>> No.27198115

>>27197721
took his own account kek, i mean the dumbass got banned and all and i forget what his other account was called

>> No.27199031

>>27196580
lmao
>tfw no moomerwife to abuse

>> No.27199627

>>27180262
>>27182964
>>27188413
meds n-
>>27174520
wait thats not how it works

>> No.27201047

>>27199031
but Moom is the one doing the abuse usually

>> No.27202260

bump

>> No.27202381

thank you meat head. Beautiful writing

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So we really are turning this into a stealth /meat/ thread after all?

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27203336

>>27202549
Truly the strongest thread

>> No.27204270

>>27202549
stealth /meat/ threads are our culture. there was a time, not too long ago, when we would take over any thread that discussed us, especially the drama and shitpost ones.

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