/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ignoring the yab for s second, how everyone like Calli's new song? I actually liked this one compared to the few previous ones

I love Ina!

>>26932334
It reminds me a little bit of old JT Machinima raps.

>>26932378
Ina the cutest

she could've saved her.

>sister and her friends fuck off
>Mori forces Myth to help clean up their mess before the rental period is up

>"You girls look a little down. Let's have some K-On levels of fun and play some tunes!"
>plays JoaTY
>everyone but Mori sings in monotone as they pick up all the red cups

http://poal.me/qt9m0u
http://poal.me/qt9m0u
http://poal.me/qt9m0u

I like Sora's humming along game BGM

Sleep tight Maury and Goomba. The others will be there soon.

WHY DIDN'T THEY INVITE TOWA TO EAT THE POPTARTS

>>26932504
Is this "Mori!" A Mother! reference

Gura is a fully grown adult capable of her own decisions

gimme the short version of this yab, i've been away the last 12 hours

didn't realize thread was ending. reposting my fanfic.

>"GET OFF HER YOU ANIMALS!!!!!"
>Mori forcefully rushes and pushes off a pile of her sister's friends, Gura's tiny feet poking out from under the pile of writhing flesh
>she manages to pull out Gura's partially-undressed, battered, and unconscious body out
>She sees sisreap in the doorway holding a red beer pong cup filled with something purple
>"OUT! EVERYONE OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!" her voice booms as she carries Gura's broken body in her arms
>she gives her sister a piercing stare
>"CALL 911 NOW! NOW!!!!"
>Mori stumbles out onto the front yard, almost losing Gura as she slips on the wet grass
>Gura's one unswollen eye flutters open. She coughs weakly, red spittle leaking out through her bloodied teeth
>"...Calli? ...you came for me..."
>Gura falls back into unconsciousness in Mori's shaking arms
>"I'm sorry....I'm sorry....I'm so sorry......I'm sorry...."

Meimei a cute!

Man if that was my sister doing that I would be fucking pissed. I go to bring over a friend I haven't got to see before really, come after a long time and my dumb ass sister decides to throw a party when she knows both of these things. I would probably be pissed enough to tell everyone to get the fuck out of my house fuck off including my sister. Then I would ask her what the fuck is wrong with her and tell her to give me the key I gave back to me for my house. Like holy shit what a super rude thing to fucking thing to do. I'm not even mad at Mori, just the stupidity of someone doing this knowing what they know is unreal to me.
>>26932334
I like it.

>>26932334
goes hard energy fr fr keepin it lit keepin it 100 hittin the lean bussin

>anons trying to be protective and help gura acting like they wouldnt rape her if they could

>>26932601
Ame & Kiara respected her privacy.

When will Mori get IRyS raped just like Gura?

>>26932597
Towa stinky

>>26932334
not quite my taste

How many creampies do you guys think Gura's cunny has taken so far?

>>26932607
Gura wanted Mori to host a party when she arrives

Sto andando all'avventura, ucciderò una strega

jesus christ fucking mori why cant she get her shit together once

>>26932601
It's okay to force adults into dangerous situations because they can potentially get out of them

>>26932601
Yeah, and she chose to sequester herself.

It's funny to think that it wasn't Mori potentially introducing Myth to TT that was going to be the big yab for the offcollab. It was her white trash siter

>>26932607
Mori sold Gura's body for a pint of lean. Fratbros shoved like 8 dicks up the shark's ass all at once and ruptured something.
Very likely Goomba will have to use a colonoscopy bag for the rest of her life.

https://streamable.com/1wiiq1

I am now an exbeat. I tried really hard to stay but alas... Please help me pick a new oshi.

>>26932607
S3E06 Vtubergasm

Do Holos have WayForward permissions? I want to see some Shantae streams.

>>26932334
She made a new song?

>>26932601
meds. now.

>>26932610
I can only hear Skrillex after reading the 911 line

>>26932334
It's alright, I like the 2000s era rap vibe it has . I think Mera Mera is still my favorite so far

>>26932614
And hungry...

Why are deadbeats defending the party
Why do they think it's a good thing that Mori's sister threw a party at Mori's BNB without her knowledge and could've gotten them kicked out
I don't understand why deadbeats feel the need to defend this

>people still believing in gura's "uwu I'm so sorry inept I'm literally shaking while talking to the cashier aren't I a poor anime girl isn't that cute uwu" roleplay
Fucking kek.
Maybe stop watching anime and pay attention to real life for once chumbies.

I thought Kronii was going to do a rare EU hours stream today and then I saw her tweet delaying it. Sasuga Kronii, you truly do care about your JOP audience. They would've watched a stream at 4AM if it weren't for the delay

>>26932673
Iwys!!!

>>26932624
I will only allow Ame, Ina, Kiara, Okayu and Matsuri to rape Gura. I'll allow Shion and Laplus too but only if Gura rapes them back.

>>26932601
Gura is a fully grown adult baby who wears diapers and needs to be changed

>>26932624
yeah that's why i don't want anyone else to do it first

>>26932575
Man, she really loves that game doesn't she

Mori is one of those losers who found some popularity and now thinks she's one of the "cool kids". She will look at other introvers and socially awkward people with disgust and will drag them to "cool" events, both to feel superior and because she hates her past self.
I know because I'm like that, this whole party shit was obviously her idea.

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1541317156423364608
>stream is EU friendly?
>shut it down

>>26932673
Come home, white man.

Period calender chads, is today a safe day for Gura, or is she at risk if she's drunk enough to take on raw cock?

>>26932673
KAELA

>>26932378
There are people (at most 3 anons) in this thread who have this garbage as their oshi.
How do you call their mental illness?

>>26932653
This is more her sisters fault, but also she did give her a key to the place.

JWU anything i miss except the mori thing?

>>26932607
Gura Calli go shopping return to find party being thrown by sister Mori Gura hides in room cuss introvert Calli stream in different room viewers go overprotective on Gura thinking Calli is a horrible friend for putting Gura in that situation (even though it was her sister that did the party) comment section sour the party song release

>>26932601
All right Gura then tweet to Towa right now like an adult in less than 10 seconds!

>>26932709
She kind of sucks at it, but yes she loves it

>>26932614
yeah!

>>26932673
What do you like about Mori

I want to have sex with Towa

Reminder to have an actual unironic lesbian as oshi

>>26932724
Stop deflecting cuckbeat.

>>26932692
>>26932616
I'm not, see my post here. I am actaully fucking amazed her sister is that dumb.

>>26932378
Stinky Ina love!

>>26932715
>this whole party shit was obviously her idea.
>I know because I am projecting

Bonebros? Where are you guys? Don't be scare, show up!
Hahaha you niggers get what you deserve

Regardless of how you feel about Mori's new incident, you gotta admit that it's really funny that as soon as she becomes involved with the off-collab trip, something like this happens. And to Gura, of all people.

>>26932673
Towa

>>26932666
Is it too much for you ESL's to find an actual English speaker to proofread your nonsense?

>>26932601
And Mori is an adult who should know how to respect the privacy of others.

>you have unlocked Fauna
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>26932656
It's a party in an Airbnb. I think Mori's sister is a selfish cunt and Mori is a coward for not making her send her friends home, but come on.

Gura was in the same house with a male...

>>26932673
If you're an ex-anything the only thing you should do is hang yourself, I don't want you near any of the girls

>>26932692
No one is defending the party

>>26932729
Mumei had a great HoloCure playthrough, made 5ch kneel and half the shitters in this thread seethe (the other half seethed because she wouldn't pick up items).
Also ID is having another orgy.

>>26932678
Should be able to get them fairly easily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZRzaGFWoz8

>>26932714
smart
eurobeggers don't pay the bills

>>26932788
Mori had nothing to do with it

>>26932673
I can't believe I'm getting alot of mileage out of this OC. I thought I can only use it once

>>26932769
Who's dumber, her sister or Mori for giving her the fucking code?

>>26932764

Do people here really think Gura can't think for herself JFC. Incel pedos have to fucking touch grass.

>Mori getting hate because of Gura's actions
>Gura won't even tweet anything to calm people down
What a great "friend" you are.
Your silence is deafening, shark.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1536111965155643392

>>26932662
No, sister was the excuse. It was mori, she did invited her FRIENDS but gura said fuck off im not in the mood and went to bed.

Nothing will happen and you faggots will look more retarded than usual

>>26932715
big if true this also means mori will try to get gura fucked
such a person is dangerous

wawa

>>26932666
>the chumbud carrying the girl

Remember, whatever happened, if anything, deadbeats sponsored it by giving Mori money. She said as much

Oh no no no no teakeks we got too cocky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHJan5pyhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHJan5pyhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHJan5pyhA

>>26932798
I dropped Mori in January. You would too if you were a deadbeat.

>>26932730
Calli shouldn't have given the keys
Calli should have kicked them out.
Sister is a retard
Calli is a retard
Gura is sleeping

Does anyone have the image of Mumei watching Apollo 11 depart in the distance? I used it as my desktop wallpaper but I can't find it anymore and I love that image, it gives me feelings of nostalgia and hope and it genuinely makes me happy every time I see it.

>>26932812
Mori gave her sister the code to get into the house and should know by now how that sister acts

>>26932841
Please stop funposting, I'm starting to have trouble figuring out if people are just pretending to be retarded anymore

>Shitposters falseflagging as SJW's just like they did on /v/ years ago
>People replying to you as if you're a schizo just because you posted something that was said on stream
>The usual schizo shit
>The usual egg shit
I don't know how much longer I can last, it gets worse every day and it's been getting even worse much faster lately.

Gura getting railed at the party by some European dude and the chumbuds just have to sit back and take it

>>26932849
Anything to shit on pink woman.

>>26932802
What are you supposed to gleam from them saying you're incorrect for thinking the party was a bad thing

Bonebros status?

Hey guys, i finally found what Ayame has been doing
https://www.tokyomotion.net/video/2621762/mmd-goodbye-sengen-%E3%82%B0%E3%83%83%E3%83%90%E3%82%A4%E5%AE%A3%E8%A8%80-by-nakiri-ayame-ch-%E7%99%BE%E9%AC%BC%E3%81%82%E3%82%84%E3%82%81-hololive-vtuber

Cuck beats are insufferable. This is your oshi’s fault.

>>26932849
>Nothing will happen
It already happened retard. She hurt Gura.

>>26932678
Didn't Mori and Gura played River City Girls?
I think Towa played that rpg game they did

>>26932706
this is true

>>26932601
She is, that's why she didn't say anything and just went to "sleep" without throwing a tantrum.
Meanwhile Mori is a mentally stunted womanchild who couldn't even tell her sister and her retarded friends to fuck off and on top of that she made a stream bragging about the whole situation.

>>26932822
>I'm coming home sis
>I'm also going to meet up with my friends I have never got to meet in person
>Here's the code to my house if you need it
Her sister becuase why in the fuck would anyone think your sister would do something like that after you told her your plans?

>>26932851
wowo wawa?

>Gura and Mori had a BIG dinner
>middle of the party
>Gura really needs to go
>the bathroom is downstairs
>trying to hold it in
>can't hold it back anymore
>rushes down to the bathroom
>LET IT GO, LET IT GO
>Gura takes a whiff of the mess she just made
>ooh, stinky. ye bye stinky.
>hits flush
>nothing happens
>OH NYOO
https://youtu.be/6AVMcJa77PM?t=43

>>26932601

>>26932822
her sister. stupid white trash cunt. who the fuck goes to another persons place and just invites people for impromptu parties. i legit would have beat her bloody if she was my sibling

>>26932880
That European dude? Me.

>>26932891
not really

>>26932877
Unironically meidos need to crack down on the place for a bit and they'll all migrate back to the boards they came from in the first place

>>26932841
>Gura said "party SUCKS i go to BED" and left without saying anything else

>having a huge fanbase is one thing but breaking into the mainstream is like a different thing
mori is aiming big.
also lots of dooming in the last 15 minutes of the vod..

>>26932822
Mori didn't expect her sister do to this, so it depends on if Mori was stupid for thinking that or her sister being stupid now. It's not a good idea to really mix work and family like this, does her sister really not have somewhere else to stay?

>>26932835
>Gura's actions
Mori is the one who let her sister have a party there. Gura had no knowledge of it

>>26932912
towascoped

>>26932869
>Sleeping with EDM music blaring
Gura is hiding in a room because she's terrified that one of the social media party junkies will take her photo and post it.

>>26932835
Gura wasn't the one who got the airbnb and then proceeded to give the code to her sister

>>26932849
atleast shit is contain here but if you go out and post in the youtube comments you're a lost cause.

>>26932765
I can be whoever you want. Doesn't change the fact that takos need to be bullied until they leave or change their favorite.

damn died at level 237 :Z

I somehow don't believe it was her sister's idea.

>>26932781
>And to Gura, of all people
But Mori always fucks up when it comes to Gura. Just look at the Cuphead shit.

>>26932564
CLEANING STREAM [WITH MY FRIENDS!]

The recent incident just shows that ame is a better friend for gura than mori.
If it was ame, she will make sure there's no outside intrusion, location will not be leaked to any outsider, her senpai won't suddenly come, etc.

>>26932639

Having a party at an Airbnb and not their own home. Their family are a bunch of inconderate cunts.

>>26932720
if she's supposedly in sync with Risu, didn't they just have/were having their periods a few days ago? So that's safe right?

>>26932729
ID1 is currently re-breaking Ollie's ribs

>>26932895
Would be cute to see them actually play it again or Cuphead for some genuine shitposting

>>26932940
why can't you be fucking useful and bully the fucking kenzoku and their forced "We love Towa!" memes back to /jp/ with the other shitters?

>>26932929
>>26932931
There would be no problem if Gura was more sociable. Would it kill her to read the mood just once and socialize?

I wanna suckle on Watame’s nipple

>>26932880
This shitpost is just getting more and more irrelevant, isn't it?

jwu what VOD should I watch?

>>26932585
Congrats, fembeat. Please collab with your oshii.

>>26932925
Well, UMG did kinda pull some shit last week that was entirely preventable by having, well, a manager that actually does their job
I'd be mildly exasperated at my job too

>>26932673
Fauna. Because Gura actually loves Fauna

>>26932981
i hope gura never collabs with mori after this is over

JWU
Why do we hate Mori?

>>26932994
try killing yourself

>>26932835
>>Mori getting hate because of Gura's actions

>>26932940
How's that going for ya?

I respect Gura's hustle with being so thorough with her OPSEC

>>26932921
Aside from getting reports about specific doxx or things that violate a law I don't think they check this place at all.

>>26932701

>>26932904
Doesn't mori have a bunch of stories about how trash her sister is? She should've known better

>gura went "uhhhh ok I'll lock myself in this room forever kbye"
>Deadbeats somehow interpret this as gura being cool with it.

>>26932993
The absolute state of Towa antis, they have to BEG other anons to join their cause!

>>26932964
It never was. She thought Gura would like the suprise party but instead she got shot down and felt guilty on stream.

>>26932877
It's getting worse because none of them are streaming. Buckle up, because it's all downhill until about two weeks from now when they're all home again.

>>26933019
I can't tell if that's Charls or Ryan Gosling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbKOMMXiOig
Guys, I'm scared.

>>26932964
Did she ever say it was her sister?

>>26932976
It can get you in a lot of shit too, Like holy fuck man I would be so fucking pissed off.

>>26932849
yeah cuz it's already over, it already happened, she already got away with it

That was a nice Roberu stream

>>26932871
Not her fualt

>>26932993
Those are ironic. Takos actually believe Ina gives a shit about them.

>>26933040
This, Mori knew

>>26932568
http://poal.me/htbfqx
http://poal.me/htbfqx
http://poal.me/htbfqx

>>26932994
kys
also cuckbeat

>>26932601
she watches makes baby noises daily and watches baby shows.

>>26932813
Kiara has more supas than all of Council combined and the second most in Myth after Mori.
EU timezone attracts US chads who want to watch something in the background while working but is poison for US zoomers who are stuck in school at this time.
It kills the numbers but actually does pay the bills.

if gura being at a party is all it takes for the thread to melt down, people saying the board is dying are retarded, hlg has a bright future of schitzoposting.

>>26932610
>Gura didn't expect Calli to come for her
My sides.

>>26932993
Pathetic. We love Towa here.

>>26932720

>>26932691
Midnight snacking is a prime way to build fat.

>>26933071
She's definitely at fault, she's just not the only one that should be taking blame

>>26932673
Whore
Anyway KFP is always hiring brother, Come join us!

>>26916146

>>26932967
>"Yo Gooruh, didn't you say you wanted to play Visceral CleanUp Detail together? Well, guess what! You can help me 'clean up' before all the girls arrive! Alright, we're going live!"

>>26932869
>Calli shouldn't have given the keys
That's her own sister, gotta assume they got a good enough relationship to trust eachother that way
>Calli should have kicked them out.
Same as above, depending on their relationship Calli likely wouldn't have wanted to embarrasse her sister in front of her friends, so she's in an awkward spot there
>Sister is a retard
Maybe, depends if she knew Calli was gonna have Gura over, or if she knew what kind of introvert Gura is
>Calli is a retard
Also kinda, since the party was done without her knowing, she was just put in an awkward situation between her sister and Gura, and Gura took one for the team
>Gura is sleeping
Or just talking to Ame on the phone if she's having trouble sleeping, feels like she'd do something like that... Or watch TikTok videos

>>26932929
They knew about the people at Mori's place yesterday, she was aware

>>26932714
Kronii has more JOP and SEA viewers than EU and they would've watched the stream at 4AM

>>26932964
Mori wants Gura to get doxxed so she graduate and Mori needs all the clout she can get after recent events

>>26933040
It's still her sister to be fair and there is no fucking way anyone would ever expect someone to be this fucking stupid.

>>26933026
Over one year and going strong. Unlike that gook.

>>26932877
This is ehat happens when there's a lack if streams. A long awaited offcollab opportunity with all of myth and they just don't fucking stream

>>26933060
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26932644
Fettucini Amalo guido.

>>26932940
you're doing a terrible job bro.

>>26933114
>advertising actual antis to come and use you as a beard
KFP..

I have EN filters enabled, and I only see 10 posts in this thread. Have you considered going to sleep? Nene is going to play Minecraft in 10 minutes and I'd like to have stream watchers here instead of burgers dramafags

>>26932822
>dumber
Mori
>at fault
SisterReap
In the end, she's still family, and it was even her birthday, so it's hard to say no when the argument is "Hey, do you mind if my BF and some friends come over to say hi?" Turns into a legit rager sprawling across the whole house when you roll up with your friend a few hours later.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and this is one of those kinds of moments: try to please everyone, and end up turning the entire thing into an awkward night. They'll get over it soon and move on at least.

>>26932822
Mori obviously. She did nothing to prevent this whole ordeal, even if she told her white trash sister that this was work related and to leave them alone the moment she saw a bunch of drunk dudes coming in she should've shut the whole thing off and send them home.
Of course she didn't do it, she's either too beta despite earning 10 times more than her retarded sister or she was fine with the whole thing and actually wanted it herself. Your choice.

emily weathers

>>26933129
>Calli likely wouldn't have wanted to embarrasse her sister in front of her friends, so she's in an awkward spot there
This is how children think.

Lioness titties

>>26932872
This?

I had to read this shit so now you do too.
Fucking Mori man....
>>26932861

>>26932964
>SURPRISE!
>calli...wat
>You keep saying you're lonely and alone and stuff so I decided to introduce you to all my sister's friends!
>... ... ...a...

>>26932903
This all could've been avoided if she just shut the fuck. A LOT of things could've been avoided with that strategy actually.

>>26932883
Asleep in the same bed

https://stream.umusic.com/mori-calliope-holyshitto/thanks

>>26933058
Charls

>>26932673
Anyone from **jiEN!

>>26933129
>Calli likely wouldn't have wanted to embarrasse her sister in front of her friends
Now sister embarrassed her in front of Gura and several thousand people

>>26933156
I'm honestly considering going to jp for a few hours. Things are that dire.

>>26933153
Maybe they can be fixed. By converting them from a deadbeat to another fanbase.

>>26932883
Obliterated

Imagine how 5ch would react to this if this was done with JP members
>Hey I invited pekora over we're going to off Collab yaaaaaaaay
>But hey nousagids, we have a party with unknown people and men with her don't worry about it though she's cool

>>26933158
Kill yourself chuunibeat

>>26933178
Can you use your imagination to write hot yuri fanfics instead?
t. not Reine

Why are chumbuds so afraid of Gura being men?

quieres?

>>26933158
>Mori says it's a few people outside being too loud after they got home
>somehow it's turned into American Pie
I don't get the minds of threadreaders, why don't they just take up creative writing and actually write some novels or something?

>Ame watches Mori's stream.
>Concerned about the situation, she calls Gura to check if everything's ok.
>They talk and Gura reassures her saying that everything is fine, however as they end their call Ame can hear Gura's muffled sobs.
>Determined to prevent her friend's suffering, she travels back in time.
>Over the next few weeks, Ame uses her time travel powers to coordinate multiple acts of international terrorism on various Japanese airports.
>Air travel is temporarily shut down, so Mori cannot leave Japan.
>Back in America Myth-Mori gets the bad news, but there's really nothing that can be done.
>They invite Fauna to join them for the remaining collabs since they all already have plans to hang around anyways.
Rate my fanfic

>>26933129
>Same as above, depending on their relationship Calli likely wouldn't have wanted to embarrasse her sister in front of her friends, so she's in an awkward spot there
No she should have kicked them out, Calli can get in shit and lose money since this is a fucking Airbnb and she did it without asking. This what you get if you acta like a asshole and don't care about your sibling, they get to the same to you.

>>26933129
>Calli likely wouldn't have wanted to embarrasse her sister in front of her friends, so she's in an awkward spot there
Her sister was inconsiderate, and deserves to be embarassed. Kick her the fuck out

Imagine being a bonebronigger right now. Oh the embarrassment.

I wake up and I'm faced with yet another mori yab

another end of the month

>>26933145
>over a year seething about a fanbase
>failed to make anyone leave
This is just getting more pathetic anon

>>26933202
/hlg/ seems decent today so I guess that's an idea

>>26933173
Jesus dude can you fucking not.... I'm already consernfagging enough

>>26932994
Only reasonable anon in this thread
You all retards are not Gura's neither Mori's babysitter. They are adults who can speak and stand up for themselves

>>26933156
9 of those posts?
>Towa...

Can someone point out to me where Mori said it was specifically her sister who invited herself over?

>>26933222
Wish it was reality/10

Small part of me feel kinda bad for Mori.
I know that's she's dumb wigger, but imagine
>You are back to your country, meet with your bro and when you go to your place it turns out that your sis taken over and now hosting normie party. You are pissed at your sis, feel bad for disappointing and putting your bro in this situation and you know that there will be a lot of shit thrown at you on the internet.
She didn't sound very happy when she was talking about that party on stream.
Probably a lot of anons here had that kind of party "friend" like Mori sis

>I've been to parties during my HS/college and I was the type to go around offering water to people who drank to much ect.
One thing I noticed while doing that was that girls especially friends STUCK TOGETHER even if you were partying with mutual friends let alone strangers being a lone girl at a party while people drank is dangerous and it truly baffles me that Mori just up and left Gura to stream, Was her fucking stream not optional it was just a song premier she didn't have to stream but she thought it was more important than Gura.
That to me at least is a little fucked up.

>>26933222
no sex/10

>>26933219
>Gura being men
Shartemis of the brown...

>>26933215
Aqua was recently taken to a big Holo party…

kronii is attending gura's funeral lets gooo

>>26933222
Need more schizo scenarios/10

Hey You!
https://twitter.com/you_kururu/status/1541327061062942720
https://twitter.com/you_kururu/status/1541327061062942720
https://twitter.com/you_kururu/status/1541327061062942720

>>26933129
>Same as above, depending on their relationship Calli likely wouldn't have wanted to embarrasse her sister in front of her friends, so she's in an awkward spot there
Why not, she did it to Mori? This isn't even Mori's house and she invited over a shit ton of people that could trash the place and cost her money even

>>26932794
A party full of people posting photos and videos on their facebooks, which are easily found through Mori's well doxxed family. Not to mention drunk and high as shit.

>>26933198
Millions*
Her sister created a whole shit storm of drama for the next month.
Calli should be fucking pissed but I guess that'll be behind the scenes.

>>26933222
>No hot Yuri orgy at the end
7.67/10

>>26933156
>I have EN filters enabled while posting in the HoloEN thread
Do you want a worlds stupidest person award or something

>>26932818
JACQUES LOVE!

>>26933201
>hello Mr. "totally was a deadbeat" would you like to hang out with us?
>of course you can shitpost about other girls all the time and say you're one of ours
I can't tell if you're a real retard or just playing one on TV

>>26933215
Regime change in the land of the rising sun the very next day.

>>26932925
Not like many mainstream musician in UMG has a bigger fame than Mori.

>>26933268
she got bullied by everyone

>>26933223
Schizos are the best OC makers, they just need to channel their focus positively

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the holomyth house tomorrow.

>>26933156
>>26933202
>>26933243
Theres a reason I never use it despite being a JP fan.
I’ll always stay here and talk about streams, I hope you stay and do the same

>>26932610
>"...Calli? ...you came for me..."
She was saying that because she's dying right? Because Calli is death, right?

>>26933173
>>26933247
>quadruple period ellipses
Hilariously pathetic

GO FUCK YOURSELF MORI

I miss Ame...

So what did we learn about Myth offcollabs?
Ame+Gura=kino
Ame+Gura+Ina=kino (but only because she doesn't add or fake away anything from the stream)
Ame+Gura+Kiara=either double the kino, or double the cringe(Kiara is usually the coinflip multiplier to any collab)
Mori.....

>>26933251
She didn’t, she only said family member. Anons are making assumptions per usual.

>>26933287
Lol, /hlgg/ is at its best when anons discuss JPs, not ENs

>>26932614
yeah!

Jwu
So Mori brought Gura to her house without knowing there was a party already there with some strangers. Gura just went into a room and slept. And somehow this is a graduation level yab?

>>26933222
>>Determined to prevent her friend's suffering, she travels back in time.
you lost me here

>be Mori's degenerate sister
>become jealous of that mad vtuber cash coming in
>do some research and find out about a huge bounty on something called "doxx"
>Mori talks about how her super famous co worker is coming to town
>perfect, make up some excuse to get invited and meet her, of course she can't say no
>once there get a huge party going as cover and order a few goons to take pictures of everybody, especially if they're with Mori
>now in possession of pictures of spiderman and plausible deniability to any significant social or legal ramifications
screencap this. it's only a matter of time before they pop up.

>>26932994
>>26932880

>>26933227
I hope someone calls the cops on the party, there's a fight, and gura gets arrested in the sweep up. Her record will then be public, and forever for people to see.

>All these white knights
I bet you retards would make Gura eat all the eggs

>>26933279
>caring about omega2

>>26933129
No she wasn't, she could've rented a hotel for the night or tell her sister to find another place. There is no fucking reason both of them had to be in the same airbnb and it's not like Mori can't afford to rent another place for fuck sake.
She just didn't care and was fine with the party, there is no other logical explanation.

>>26933359
IS THAT A

>>26933268
Yeah that she meant to go to.
Not something that someone sprung in her as a surprise.

>>26933169
Yes, thank you so much anon.

>>26933260
Why are haatons unironically smarter than most fanbases here

>>26933276
Please save her from melting down, Kronii...

>>26933319
/hlg/ is just like here. The thread is easily derailed by inane stuff, but you can find a few fans among all the shit

>>26933329
Meds

>>26933339
The JP thread already exists, this is EN discussion 90% of the time
You remind me of the homosquatters

>>26933344
Possible offspec compromise is the main concern, besides Gura's mental state

>>26932967
I never want to see mori use "with friends" in anything she does. With how autistic she is, and how she constantly just HAS to stick it to the haters " for fun", I bet the reason her old friends/senpai's told her to fuck off is because she not only told them about her newfound fame but also gloated about it

>>26933376
yeah, mine

>>26933335
You should’ve known that anything with Mori in it will never be kino

I LOVE THIS SHEEP!

>>26933380
HORN?

>>26933359
That's a weird and hot looking Watame

Snowbama

>>26933397
>I bet the reason her old friends/senpai's told her to fuck off is because she not only told them about her newfound fame but also gloated about it
kek I never considered that
highly possible

>>26933223
People were outside and inside, anon.
Her Sister was outside and saw them rolling up, realizing she fucked up and then worked to wind down the party from there.
I actually am a creative writer, but I was watching the stream

>>26933129
>Calli likely wouldn't have wanted to embarrasse her sister in front of her friends, so she's in an awkward spot there
Nigger, if you rented out an airbnb for you and your friend to stay, and your sibling randomly throws a fucking party there when you just want to relax you wouldn't be pissed?

Gura's womb right now

>>26933261
Gura is not a child

>>26932614
Cute and sexy.

>>26933392
>You remind me of the homosquatters
The what?

>>26933390
Yes, but this is still better for JP discussion since the JP discussion isn’t revolves around elitism and hate towards another branch. These fuckers are more nationalistic than the Japanese

>>26933379
She's an alcoholic. Any excuse to drink she'll allow it

>>26933428
me on the right

>Oh no, the 20 somenthing girl is umcomfortable by social interaction :(

>>26932673
>>26932818
Good fucking riddance brittle bones

>>26932564
As funny as this sounds, I wouldn't doubt Mori would just hire a maid to come clean everything.

I WANNA WATCH AME
I WANNA WATCH AME
I WANNA WATCH AME
I WANNA WATCH AME

>>26933436
god I want to grab a woman's bare tits form behind while people who love that woman romantically are forced to watch
I want to be the NTRing guy

>>26933376
Imagine defending Mori here and calling anyone a white knight

>>26933457
This, but unironically

>>26933445
People who would insist on posting Holostars in the Hololive thread when they have their own thread

>>26933352
Mori knows THE Spiderman?!

>>26933279
Another person getting a 3D model before IRyS?

SISTER IS A SCAPE GOAT
>Liar threw it herself
SISTER IS A SCAPE GOAT
>Liar threw it herself
SISTER IS A SCAPE GOAT
>Liar threw it herself
SISTER IS A SCAPE GOAT
>Liar threw it herself
SISTER IS A SCAPE GOAT
>Liar threw it herself
SISTER IS A SCAPE GOAT
>Liar threw it herself
SISTER IS A SCAPE GOAT
>Liar threw it herself
SISTER IS A SCAPE GOAT
>Liar threw it herself
SISTER IS A SCAPE GOAT
>Liar threw it herself

>>26933427
Mori doesn't think like you do, stop speaking in empathy and consideration for others.

>>26932808
>>26932978
thanks anon

>>26933457
Yes anon, that's how some people are

>>26933488
I'm fine with it, except when they shit on the girls. At least they discuss streams

>>26933385
They have big.. brains, just like their oshi

>>26933478
You'll always be a nobody instead, not even a cuck. Sex will be fiction for you

>>26933396
What the fuck does that even mean

>>26933044
A surprise party not from the rest of Myth but complete strangers? Ya sorry no

>>26933503
This. Her "sisters" is her "roommate".

>>26933457
yes?

Nene starting the stream soon! I haven’t actually followed this new update, what did they put in Minecraft?

>>26932753
>>26933342
>>26933436
The cutest and the sexiest!

>>26933459
This fucking gif never fails to make me laugh

>>26932601
Let me edit this for accuracy
>Gura is a(n)...adult

>Airbnb announced a global ban on all parties and events at Airbnb listings
You can actaully get thrown out, lose money and the cops can be called by the owners if they find out. Well damn, her sister really is dumb.

>>26933515
I bet she is scarred for life and will never recover, too bad there are no brave chumbies near her to save her

>>26933465
That's just practical. I'd be kind of upset if Myth helping to clean up is the alternative

>>26933222
>IRyS was at one of those airports
>loses an arm and a leg
>Ame returns to the timeline
>she faces a bunch of setbacks and other mysterious events over the course of the next year
>eventually is confronted by Robo-RyS

>>26933379
Except there probably is concidering the idea of Calli sending Gura to a Hotel just cuss of the party sounds dumb as hell, or Calli kicking everyone out because Gura is an introvert, knowing Gura she likely would have felt really bad at being the reason an entire party got ruined just because she felt "uncomfortable".

how can anyone enjoy these threads when you spergs do this for hours?

>>26932673
Fuma does good jraps

>>26932334
It's going into the direction most sold out music goes: safe, tried and true, will make good numbers and that's all that matters.

>>26933503
not now SEAstocat

The worst yab during Council Offcollab:
>ASMR broke, we slap eachother now.

The worst yab during Myth Offcollab:
>Gura gets fucking doxxed

There won't be a Myth offcollab for a long fucking while I'm guessing.

>>26933457
yeah, sounds a lot like later millenial/early zoomer type, the kind that called for revolution but wilt at the thought of ordering a pizza over the phone.

bruhRys

>>26933383
Anything for a cute hooman

>>26933432
Neither were college women you retard and they WENT to a party on purpose.

>>26933503
Yes agree, that's what I said earlier too.
She threw a party thinking Gura would be ok with it and then Gura fucked off.
Threw a party for her stupid fucking song premiere or whatever.
Bet the whore is even insulted by Gura's normal behavior.

>>26933159
>It's either one of these incredibly polarized choices I've arbitrarily outlined for this scenario, or nothing else
>There is NO other option

>>26933379
It's not an arbnb, it's her house

>Oh no, the 20 somenthing girl is umcomfortable by social interaction :(

>>26933428

>>26933532
New snow physics, a new biome and a warden or something?

>>26933558
>will make good numbers
Not for Calli it won't

>>26933557
Just trying to make at least one guy feel better

Unironically imagine if we could just enjoy an Ame stream right about now.

>>26933223
>American Pie
>Kiara is Stiffler
>STIFFLER'S MOM

>>26933553
>not CybeRyS

>>26933509
kek my mistake

>>26933488
chads among men

>>26933548
Something tells me her sister is also a wigger

>>26933557
I just mentally filter it out and talk about streams
Nene's starting in a few minutes, so I'll be watching that

>Gura's gets up to go piss
>goes to bathroom and sees 2 people fucking on the toilet
What would she do?

>>26933590
based cuckbeat blaming Gura

>Mori finds out that Gura is a virgin
>"lmao what a fucking nerd, leave it to ya boooooy to find you a fuckbuddy"
>Gura is too socially inept to say no and lost her virginity to some drunk dudebro smelling of vomit and piss
>"yoooooo we shoved it to the unicorns let's gooo pussyboooooys"

>>26933156
Sorry this happened, anon. This shit is gonna dominate thread discussion until the next significant off-collab update, but hopefully there'll be some decent few hours soon once more people go to sleep.

Reminder that this is happening today, a double whammy that will end hololive with whatever mori did

>>26933575
The song premiere after party makes so much actual sense lmao

>>26933457
>He thinks people learn to become more sociable with age

>>26933518
I wouldn't be so sure, I'm tall and my dick is big
I could bag asian pussy if I got fit and wealthy

The rantings of up-jumped schizos make for tedious listening.

>>26933457
I say this and look like this

>>26933626
Cry

>>26933594
Damn I just realized I haven't read much proper yuri in the past year. I knew something was missing

>>26933626
piss in a bottle

>>26933621
Me too! I’ll just have to turn off my brain because Nene breaks it

>>26933612
i was thinking there's a side plot where Roboco disappears, it turns out she was murdered by IRyS who took her parts

>The guy dumping random porn is contributing more to the thread than any threadreader, dramafag or "kenzoku" posting

I want kiara to start dating sisterreaper

>>26933626
join in

>>26933548
They banned parties awhile back after people keep trashing shit and covid and just never lifted the ban.

>>26933260
She deserves it for being a retard

>>26932555
Fauna would dispose of anyone even looking at Gura with ill intention. I hope this incident makes Gura leave Mori behind for good. She vines much better with council and Ame now.

>>26932673
the shrine is open, fallen one

>>26933457

>>26933626
Tiger Drop

>>26933156
EN thread nigger, go back to jp if you want to talk about your shitty jps

>>26933594
>>26933650
>>26933679
Lesbian porn is fucking boring.
At least make it futa

>>26933634
>this will happen

heheheheheehehehehehehehehe

/ggg/ is freezing up...

>>26933644
>if
Confirmed nobody forever.

>>26933608

>>26933424
Her dumbass sister having a moment of clarity and rushing to get people out is a funny thought.
Mori knew there were people there but was probably told stuff would be wrapped up. Her sister might haven gotten a few minutes warning and then it was "oh fuck. Everyone out now!"

>>26932822
Depends on whether this is part of a pattern of behavior, indicating that Mori should have expected it, or if her sister is normally trustworthy.

>>26933639
Chammers is too ESL to say anything yabworthy. It will just be misunderstood or ignored.

Mating press Watame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsDAWtidOL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsDAWtidOL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsDAWtidOL8
Nene!

>>26933503
I belib
What a spicy rrat

>>26933639
We've already been over this

>>26933554
>>26933548
She can kick them out under the fucking statement when you rent the place that you will throw no parties.

>>26933650
Homura Subaru is a god.

Oh no, poor guwa. She has to hear people having fun outside her room :(

>>26933503

>>26933639
>two esl girls trying to understand what each other is saying in english
probably just awkward and stunting conversation

>>26933626
pee in the sink

Does mori not understand that gura is an idol?

>>26933260
Any sympathy I would've had was thrown out when she said she gave her stupid sister the code, making Mori the bigger idiot here

>>26933156
Pretty based, honestly. Unfortunately nobody wants to talk about streams here. This is an anti thread.