/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You Eurodads better be grateful!

>>2675779
I want to spread her cunny!

Beatani cute.

That's all I wanted to say.

>>2675779
>new schedule
The way I figure out and remember her schedule is I click on the videos she sets and see when it is starting. That will probably start to be rolled out later.

based reddit bear

how can she be so based?

>>2675971
She is sounding more and more like a 4chan poster really. Very blunt in her responses, doesn't care if the person is offended by it or not.

>just move to japan, dads.
But i'm an EOP.

>>2676009
Time to do your reps for daughter

>>2675779
She might change it, she seems to like the Japan evening suggestion.

>>2675998
She's pretty blunt in her JP videos as well if I recall correctly.

First time watching her, how can she be so based?
>your wife is not real, ok? take your meds
Is she always like that?

>>2675998
She has fully embraced it

Beatani if you are reading this, stop being such a numberfag

>>2676599
Probably good advice for her own well being. Don't get too focused on the stats and freaking out about Youtube's shitty number counting at any given time and instead think more big picture of what she could be doing to reach more people.

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1383661908855689216
I don't think she's that worried about her numbers

>>2677065
I think she cares (as anybody doing something like this does) but isn't going full obsessive about it. Nobody's this unapologetically themselves if they care more about numbers than having a good community of people that they can get along with.

>>2676338
She loves to taunt and tease yes, I hope viewers get more comfortable giving it back

>>2677065
>>2677163
She does talk about her numbers a lot, much more than average at least. Not saying it's bad or good, but it's noticeable.

bros....bethany is somewhere in this picture right now....

>>2677194
In her defence others brought it up first.

>>2677194
honestly I'm more willing to accept someone caring about their numbers when they're sitting at 2500 subs compared to someone sitting at 250,000 subs

>>2676380
I'll take this opportunity to express my hatred of the word 今度.

Imagine thinking about this koala cub

>>2677373
Discount Botan!

>>2677373
Hi Bea

>>2677373
Hi Risu

>>2677373
Koala cubs do something really interesting with their parents. But I'm not sure if Bea would like that.

>>2677306
Such words are usually pretty clear in context. You'll get the hang of it.

>>2677163
>but isn't going full obsessive about it
https://twitter.com/i/status/1383238411629195269

>>2677306
I feel you anon. It makes me wonder why it doesn't only mean "now" when there's 今 attached to it. I'm guessing they often used it to express vagueness the same way "later" does.

>>2676380
Since its too awkward to do it on twitter, I too will take this opportunity to point out that
描いてみたい = I want to try to draw
And 描いてみる = I will try to draw which I somehow feel that this was what he really intended to say instead.

>>2678419
Anon, that's obviously tongue in cheek.

Would you be able to recognize your own daughter if she anonposting in here?

>>2678455
描いてみたい
Not implying I will do it, just the thought of it sounds interesting and make me want to do it

>>2678917
Yes

>>2678917
I've definitely noticed it before but it's not like I'm gonna draw attention to her
if she's anon she's anon for a reason I assume

>>2678917
Thanks to some ESLs I think it will be quite difficult now.

>>2679049
Really? I usually check for clear ESL since japs typing in english can be easy to spot, but I've not seen that at all. Maybe she's using DeepL? But then how would anyone spot it.

>>2678917
>plot twist she's OP

I made a new song for Beatani or for you dads to sing along. Let me know your thoughts and if anything needs fixing or altering. Sing along to this tune:
>https://youtu.be/ztwNogPha6I
I recorded myself for reference:
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/1GTi7gVjk-2OcKuX3WlQvfesWyGi1mSh7/view?usp=sharing

Up to clover fields came a wandering dad one day
All the fields were digital so everyone's ogey,
Singing songs of Nukomori, vocaloids and so,
Till beardad got excited, and he shouted to them there:

It's a long way to XP HILL,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to XP HILL,
to the sweetest girl I know!
Goodbye, Hiroyuki,
Farewell, euro dads! (schizo dads)
It's a long, long way to XP HILL,
but my heart's right there!

Spic dad wrote a letter to his JP Daughter-O,
Asking, "Write a chismografo send and let me know!"
"If others leak containment, Bear, dear," said he,
"Remember not to blame on me, those need to take their meds!

It's a long way to XP HILL,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to XP HILL,
to the sweetest girl I know!
Goodbye, NA dads,
Farewell, ARS dads! (schizo dads)
It's a long, long way to XP HILL,
but my heart's right there!

Daughter got a donation from Polish Daddy-O,
What's a PLN oh it's polish zloty (zlo-te) n'o!
It's 3AM in Europe so go to bed and sleep,
For love has fairly drove him silly: hoping you're the same!"

It's a long way to XP HILL,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to XP HILL,
to the sweetest girl I know!
Goodbye, Balkan dads,
farewell, global dads! (schizo dads)
It's a long, long way to XP HILL,
but my heart's right there!
It's a long, long way to XP HILL,
but my heart's right there!

>>2678917
nigger

>>2679346
I feel like the lyrics can be refined a bit to better match the tune.

>>2679346
Is this what we're going to give Beatani on her birthday?

>>2679563
Thanks, any sort of criticism helps. This is my first time writing a parody song. I tried my best to include as many references from past streams as possible.

>>2678971
Your use of じゃあ gave me the impression that you were about to take some kind of action, so I felt ~てみる was the more natural option.

>>2679815
Without looking into the rest of it, the obvious one is that "It's a long way to Beatani" rolls off the tongue much better than XP hill.

>>2679346
Instrumental version in case she's lurking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGIVvYNQYo

>>2678419
>Bea's moanings
uuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh

>>2679898
You are right, I do plan to. I just don't want her to expect in case I fail.

>>2680215
I wish you the best on this Eroguro quest, pasta-kun

>>2679905
Here's a different style by Americans in 1910s:
>https://youtu.be/LarvPBLi3X0
Another by Rhodesians in the late 1970s:
>https://youtu.be/45aAQMJwZas
The story of this song is that you're a wandering dad who's trying to find your daughter (Beatani), but it's a long way until you reach XP Hill which is where she is and your final destination. Along the way you meet different dads from different countries and you also say farewell to Hiroyuki as well. It's also not just one dad but many dads as you can see. And truly she is the sweetest girl (you) know, since "you're her dad" and you know that the best.

>>2679802
We could. War songs are easy to sing to begin with. British ones are particularly loved by many people including the Germans from the opposing side during the Great War.
We could also sing the more epic version that mashes with "Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag" here:
>https://youtu.be/FsynSgeo_Uo

>>2680293
Thanks but sorry I can't draw guro yet, my imagination is still too weak. Drawing detailed innards would be interesting but challenging. I'll need to take more inspiration from Junji Itou.

>>2678435
>why it doesn't only mean "now" when there's 今 attached to it
It is not that strict in referring to the current instant. 今朝は起きた is talking about the past. 今晩は2時間日本語勉強する is talking about the future.

>>2679081
I doubt the blabbering kind of ESLs browse Beatani threads, also her broken english is one of a kind and should be easily recognizable by any experienced dad.

>>2680830
To be exact, the recent past or the near future or present. That's the range of 今。

>>2680830
Yeah I get your point but I mean there's 今 to 次 for 回, 今 to 来 for 年. why is it different for 度? Or is there something I don't know about?
You know what, I'll ask Beatani.

your daily dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6w6p0WLt4

You heard her. Draw guro

>>2681550
回 and 度 are different. 回 is for things that repeat where 度 is for things that occur. Since things typically don't "occur" that many times there isn't quite a need to have the same previous, current, next that 回 has. In the end it's just because that's what the Japanese decided to do.

>>2682334
Never.

There are creeps hanging around her tweets already.

>>2682392
She is calling them cringe at least.

>>2680595
If we go for war songs, do Hohei no Honryo. Latin alphabet lyrics are available online, and its a fairly slow and uncomplicated song for non-Japanese speakers to sing, relatively

>>2679346
I'm the organizer-anon that put together that Cirno's perfect math class project. My sanity has begun to recover and I think I'm ready to loss it again and if everything works out well I will have a lot of time this weekend so if you all want to I could put together another /yah/ sings then. But until then it would be good if you could decide collectively what to sing. This song, a more refined version of this song, Beatanis new ending song, there are many options.

Though if we do a military song you can't whisper it. You have to shout it out because else it sounds weird.

>>2682530
>military march ASMR

Of course she likes Isa's songroom. I was wondering when she would mention Isa.

The madman actually did the Night of Nights remix. You've made my night dad (actually morning since I'm going to bed at 6 am)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_KPKjUH2ls

>Glory, Glory Discount Botan. Glory, Glory Discount Botan, Glory Glory Discount Botan, the dads are simping on.

>>2682392
Yeah I saw a complete schizo who's stupid enough to use his two accounts to post the same shit on Bea's tweets. I know sometimes you dads can be pretty deranged, but that bastard scared me shitless.

>>2682334
Ohh I see. That does make sense. Thanks a lot anon, I learned something today.

>>2682574
What a wholesome day for indies. Today has been great.

>>2682392
Would you be kind enough to provide a screenshot because I can't seem to find anything creepy unless you're referring to that loli guy on twitter.

>>2682921
NTA, but yeah that loli guy is a creep

Look at this faggot, holy shit

>>2683079
Probably the type of guy that giggles and breathes into the microphone.

>>2683079
Yeah, that is a little much. I won't deny being turned on by adult lolis and fantasizing about it, but I also don't want to force those ideas on her.

>>2683079
Subtle.

>>2682392
>Posts on reddit
>Creepers come in swarms
SHOCKING.

>>2683179
It came from twitter tho

>>2683203
You don't think they have accounts on both?

>>2683079
Yeah I'm calling BASED.

>>2683179
That guy's profile screams /b/ more than anything else desu.

>>2679346
Best to avoid racial slurs like spic I think. I know no one from here will get offended but this is going up on youtube so.

>>2675779
>22:00
>05:00
>02:00
>00:00
>22:00
Pretty good CET times desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUh495B6tSo
I really want Beatani to sing this while we dads sing Natsu's (the bear) part

>>2683935
Yeah, the song is nice, that'll definitely be kino. But even after all this years, I can't forget how awful of an ending that anime had.

>>2683935
it feels kinda early to be making more karaoke suggestions but if we're at it I'd love to hear her sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePt0QkWoqpw

ntrd by reddit

>>2684277
I knew that voice reminded me of something.

>>2684381
Holy shit you're late

>>2683079
Based keep the normalfags out.

paying for the oil baron tier so I don't have to draw attention to myself during a stream with superchats!

>>2684420
Just don't go dark Yukari-san

>>2684277
That'd be pretty cool, while playing with her guitar too.

https://vocaroo.com/18TUGNQ06Gn6

>>2684420
She will get more from your donation if you do using streamlabs though.

>>2684485
What stream is this from?

>>2684485
She'll always be my cute little bear cub

>>2684485

>>2684458
Perhaps there's a reason why there's a Nasty in his name...

>>2684420
you foolish dad! it's a worthless tier! don't waste your money! it's worthless! just a joke!

>>2684502
Man who fucking cares. If someone was only going to donate like $15 a month on streamlabs anyway and they decide to go for the oil baron membership tier instead, that's still more money. And did you not notice the other day all of the people who sent in superchats who had never donated using streamlabs before? Let people support her however they want. 70% of something is better than 70% of nothing.

>>2684553
2k karaoke stream, 2:12:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZR64EF3cI4&t=3290s

>>2684728
I'm sorry to hear you can't use streamlabs, but my post was a reminder/comment.

>>2684728
The one time I used steamlabs. That shit doxxed my ass to an indie because it shows the name of the card or some shit to them. There was that twitch thot that would stalk her donors because of steamlabs. I know shit won't happen to me but I like my privacy.

>>2684783
That's something everyone has to know, yeah. I only use streamlabs with good-natured streamers.

>>2684849
> I only use streamlabs with good-natured streamers
But you don't know what they're like when out of public view.

>>2684783
Some anon said that on YouTube the Gmail is shown to the Youtuber you're sending a superchat. Is that true?

>>2684783
yabb

why don't you live in japan tho, dads

>>2684951
too expensible

bear on Trash Taste when?

Don't give him (you)s

>>2684783
Doesn't it just give them the name and email address on your Paypal account? On my receipts I can see that information for her account (both fake of course). I never entered a shipping address and there's no reason for Paypal to reveal my billing address.

>>2684951
I hate Japanese laws very much so. Would be nice to visit. But live there? Hell no.

>>2684951
I'm too poor, unless a rich japanese lady wants my dick i'm not living there any time soon

>>2684458
not them but the fact that you're assuming I'm someone else just means it's already working!
>>2684502
that's true but memberships (albeit, not necessarily the highest tier) are less of a strict donation and more paying for a service. even if that service is just childish emotes I won't use outside of karaoke and one members-only stream a month.

>>2684951
No time for reps, plus I’m still establishing myself in a new country. Maybe a couple years from now.

>>2684951
I remember when some Japanese guy posted on /jp/ about hiring farmhands from overseas. My job is pretty shit, so at least I could work a shit job AND buy Japanese shit cheaply. But I hear life is shit for foreigners in Japan.

>The member streams will have the same amount of viewers that the regular ones
It's going to be pretty fun

>>2684951
I have a lot of reps to do and I'm too attached to my country. I want to visit Japan though.

>>2684420
send them when she's not streaming

>>2684951
I'd have no real job. Even if I bite the bullet and choose the miserable life of an english teacher, they don't accept anyone but natives, regardless of their capabilities.

>>2684951
I just can't leave my family behind.

>>2684951
Because I'm poor

Beatani, could you ask Chihiro to fill her own chismografo? I want to know what kind of person she is, and the reason behind her being so mean.

>>2685133
This! I need Chihiro's chismografo.

I can't stop reading it as 'tismografo.

>Chihiro is just another personality
>The next stream will be with Chihiro
>"Beatani? That bitch trapped me in the internet! I can't escape from the XP desert!"

>>2685214
We did see Chihiro though.

>>2685269
Think about it carefully, did you take your meds that day?

>>2684951
I ask myself that question every day

>>2685269
But was that really Chihiro? What if Bea switched personalities and sent that video to herself?

>>2685346
TAKE YOUR MEDS BEA BEA

Someone should draw one eating the other and see how she reacts.

Foolish brother here, how can I defend Bea from herself?

>>2685346
It is a dangerous endeavour to ogey such rrats.

>>2675779
DISCOUNT BOTAN

>>2685133
I want to spread Chihiro and fill her with my white and creamy love

>>2685373
by taking your meds

>>2685346

I want Beatani to give me a bear hug

>>2685214
>CHISATO!? Is that you..? [static] ...Who are you? [static] ...can't see you... [static] ...Chihiro... [static] ...help me, bring me... BLUE PAGES... [static] ...forever and ever...

I want Beatani to have my babies

>>2685516
I mean, she already gave birth to her brother...

>>2685516
(You) and your weak genes should stay Away! of my daughter's precious womb.

>>2685628
But I'm not american!

>>2685394
botan cat
bea is bear??
cringe

>>2685394
I love Botan my wife and Beatani my daughter

>>2685830
I'm still not sure where the "discount botan" shitpost came from
it makes about as much sense as saying koopa's a discount rushia because they both have green hair

>>2685830
White hair, please understand

I want Beatani to EAT me.

>>2685902
Are you a Beatani?

>>2685919
I'm Beatani Yes

>>2685928
You have a chance then.

>>2685902
Sorry my daughter only eats other Beatanis.

>>2685893
beas hair is grey??

How many Beatanis are out there? Who gives birth to them? Are we always watching the same one? I have so many questions...

>>2686048
They're being mass produced inside the Beatani factory.

>>2686048
the final rrat is that every stream has a different beatani and they just get eaten at the end of stream by the next one who gains their memories in the process and the april fools stream was an alternate universe bad end where a doggo breaks the cycle

>>2686048
Beatani is on the internet. You can copy and paste one. As such, the number of potential Beatanis is limitless. And that's also why she'll never escape the internet. As long as there is a copy somewhere, she'll never be free.

When is Daisuke gonna collab with Beatani doing a 4chan thread reading stream?

>>2686137
Will you take responsibility for the bunch of goslings sperging out at the sound of a male?

>>2686098
So you're saying that I can copy and paste my personal onahole?

>>2686076
ogey

>>2686098
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BEAR

>>2686145
I will personally on stream tell goslings to hang themselves.

>>2686212
That's what we already tell ourselves every day though.

>>2685830
Please Beatani understand, anon sees white hair and thinks it's Botan.

>>2686477
The Hag fever is too strong anon

>>2686477
I'm sure she already knows some of our blains are bwoken

>>2679346
Good job anon, I want to do it

>>2683935
We should do it!

I don't know, she seems like Botan to me

I wonder how many dads actually went full oil baron tier

>>2686985
Stop, you're going to make me love her more

>>2686533
She didn’t give birth to you quick enough, and now the world is forced to deal with your reign of terror like Kaiser Wilhelm II

>Polar Bear Facts
>Females reach sexual maturity around the age of four to five years and males at about four. These bears normally mate between April and May on the sea ice.
>Females are known to mate with several males and litters can have different fathers.
>Mating can take as long as a week and the couple then separates.

>>2687196
SHE'S THE ONE PUMPING AND DUMPING US

>>2687196
Hot...

>>2687196
>meanwhile Bea is a month away from becoming a cake

bea is gonna get the tsugu treatment if she asks for guro like that. her fans are gonna fantasize about packing her into a suitcase and she's gonna end up catering to their degenerate fetishes.

>>2687196
>These bears normally mate between April and May on the sea ice.
>She's constantly reminding us that her birthday is next month
Dads? Are we being groomed?

>>2687442
How new?

https://polarbearsinternational.org/polar-bears/behavior/

Some polar bear facts and sounds, including grooming.

>>2687442
you should have noticed the warning sign like all the rock CD's she said were in the van...

>>2687418
>their
*her

>>2687674
>Just like humans, most polar bears sleep for seven to eight hours at a stretch—
>and they take naps, too.

>>2687674
>Mating takes place on the sea ice but the fertile eggs do not implant until the following fall, and only if the mother has enough fat to sustain herself and her cubs during long the denning season.
>This process is called delayed implantation. Adult males stay with the female for a few days before taking off on their own.
uuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooooohhh?

It's quite simple. I. Lick. Your. CUNNY! I lap it up!

>>2687895
S-so the architects were right?

Cute bear, 10 boyfriends!

Guro bear and her Shimakaze-kun husband.

>>2676380
>>2677306
I think it's fine. Your message probably means something like
> This time, I want to try drawing something like that.

>>2687957
10 boyfriends
6 brothers
100+ dads

>>2687957
10 girlfriends

>>2687930
Architects, I kneel.

>>2684502
>>2684420
Use the donation labo dads.

>>2685067
This is a good idea but it backfired for a few dads before.

>>2684783
You don't trust your daughter with your doxx dad?

I think she accidentally read my actual name once.

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/msra1w/ohadayo_im_kumagai_chisato_please_call_me_beatani/
So her reddit post became the most upvoted post of that sub for the day.

>>2688552
>This is a good idea but it backfired for a few dads before.
https://youtu.be/BZR64EF3cI4?t=5756

>>2688650
Hai naisu.

I honestly didn't expect that number of upvotes. Surely only a fraction of them comes from here, so it makes me wonder if the rest comes from redditors upvoting mindlessly or from bots.

>>2688650
Only to be replaced by a meme gif of Connor's new harem

>>2688742
I think it had something like 300 after an hour or so where it's unquestionable that her dads were pushing her to the moon and I have to assume after that point it was just her being on the front page that pushed it to the moon
I mean look at everything else on the front page. there's one or two pieces of fanart/memes that have a similar (or higher) count and everything else is just completely and utterly dwarfed.

Hope beatani saves the reddit posts for milestones though that kind of explosion is not normal and if she just announces a regular stream that way it's very unlikely to get even a tenth of that even with us trying to promote it.

>>2688742
The Vtuber subreddit loves japanese chuubas that can speak english. They also love intro clip posts so they don't have to wind up their goldfish brains to actually read anything.

>>2688840
>I mean look at everything else on the front page. there's one or two pieces of fanart/memes that have a similar (or higher) count and everything else is just completely and utterly dwarfed.
That's just how it works for smaller subs like that, only one or two posts from a subreddit make it to the front page so unless you have a dedicated population of users just exclusively browsing that sub you tend to see one or two posts upvoted to the fucking moon each day while everything else gets buried.

Are there other (english) vtuber communities besides leddit and this dump?

>>2688799

>>2688944
Discord

>>2688944
Discord, Facebook. How long before Beatani's new friends make a beatani discord server?

>>2688944
You can choose between discord and twitter, pick your poison.

>>2688552
Jack san, is it you?

>>2688944
Discord, Facebook or Twitter. You know it gets bad when Reddit becomes the better option after this place.

>>2689039
It will happen sooner or later. The question is if we want to be the ones making it or not.

>>2688944
Anon, there aren't any other English language communities at all for anything outside of leddit and this hell. Every other "social media" site like twitter, facebook, and discord are just completely based around individual interaction structure and not community. Every other futaba style BBS and PHPBB forum is dead, them and us are all that's left of that entire mode of communication.

>>2684783
What does streamlabs dox exactly? The name and address from your paypal account?

>>2689099
I'd rather delay such a thing for as long as possible. The major issue with a discord server is that you MUST join in order to read any content posted there, and that leads very quickly to its turning into a sekrit club, and harming discussion on other platforms. I might be more open to the idea of an IRC channel because that filters the casuals, but the "delay it as much as possible" still applies.

>>2689139
i'm pretty sure it's just the name on your paypal and maybe the last 4 digits of your card
definitely not good to just be tossing out there but nothing so serious that the people complaining about doxx should really be getting that worked up
though the people making streamlabs should make sure to make a business account I know I've accidentally learned at least one vtuber's real name from it

>>2689187
discord is cancer and as long as beatani knows that and doesn't join I don't care if some redditors want to have a weird gosling circlejerk behind closed doors

>>2689099
This. Eventually she's going to want one because everyone has one.

>>2689260
Are we going to be groomed into discord?

If somehow there is a discord server where Beatani is in it, would you join?

>>2689216
>discord is cancer and as long as beatani knows that and doesn't join I don't care if some redditors want to have a weird gosling circlejerk behind closed doors
Thing is she might want to join in order to stick close to her fans, which is an admirable intent in itself, but leads to the aforementioned issues.

>>2689344
What's the advantage of posting on discord over posting here or tweeter?

>using chink software

I swear to god, if someone starts harassing my daughter, I'll make sure that consequences will never be the same.

>>2689187
Then it's simple, make a discord but tell Beatani to post the announcements on public media like she's always done, that way discord kids don't feel privileged and circlejerk beyond control and the part of her fanbase that's alergic to discord can keep up with her.

>>2689404
Much quicker feedback, discord is a chat platform, not a forum.

>>2689404
Wait I posted >>2689444 under the assumption that you meant what her advantage would be.

>>2689331
Yes. I already made my account.

I just wanted to say that yesterday's chat was pretty comfy. Some of you guys are ok.

>>2689260
>>2689099
Might be better to stake our claim and make one early. Then have it lie dormant until it's needed.

It'll still be shit but at least it won't have tranny mods.

>>2689331
This kuso bear made me get a reddit account, probably a twitter one soon I guess what's another one?

>>2689344
I never understood the appeal of Discord servers. I only used that platform to chat with some friends, but when I joined one of the servers the turbo-autismo threw me out real hard.

>>2689344
No, I am a discord anti and wouldn't get near it even if I had to get my Beatani news here from now on.

>>2689570
This

>>2689570
Should also enforce a strict no-offtopic policy. A hypothetical Beacord should only be about her content.

>>2689583
It's the bastard child of IRC and Skype. As a chat platform it has great features, but the drawback is that it attracts all kinds of undesirables due to how easy it is to use.

beatani ver. choudai

>>2689583
Worse IRC that is owned by a single company instead of having independent networks, but you can spam images in the chat to annoy your friends so shitheads use it.

>>2689656
An art channel will be good for some anons who don't want to make public their shitty art skills. Do your drawing reps with Bea!

>>2689344
I don't see the appeal. She has other mediums like Twitter that she can use to communicate with fans. If she wants something more lively than Twitter, then she can just do a guerilla stream. 4chan is fine for gossiping and posting shitty memes. The only use I could see for a Discord would be if dads want to get to know each other better outside of the streams, but no one wants that.

A discord would be a step closer for the talking stream she wants to do with us.
Voice channel name: DroppingSpaghetti

>>2689577
I made a youtube, Twitter and reddit account for her and she took my membership and donation virginity but I draw the line at Discord...probably

>>2689783
Spoonfeed me about Guerrilla streams onegai.
I want to know you better dad!

>>2689783
It's more of a "every other vtuber has one, why don't I?" thing I would think. The dust hasn't completely settled yet, but so far it looks like the reddit doomposters were full of shit and she is probably going to wonder if anons were wrong about Discord too. Not exactly the same thing, but the boost to her subs made her very happy and I'm sure she's looking for the next frontier to grow on.

>>2689583
You can avoid a lot of that turbo autism in smaller servers, but you need someone in charge who can be a hardass about the rules. If a server starts small and gradually fills out then it's easier to make it clear what kind of behavior isn't allowed.
Places like that are few and far between though.

Distinguish between an "official" Discord (with Beatani) and "unofficial" for just fans. When I said it will happen sooner or later, I meant an unofficial Discord. I agree "official" Discords can cause problems, but if insists on things like VC with dads, it may be the best place.

>>2689894
But, how can you grow with a Discord server if someone who doesn't watch the streams will never know about it?

twitter group chats are a thing if you guys want,and twitter spaces if bea can make one when she wants to chat.

>>2689894
This anon >>2689981 is correct, discord servers do nothing to increase visibility.

>>2690069
Oh. You might be onto something.

>>2690069
Sorry but I'll like to avoid this type of faggots >>2683079

>>2690120
That guy will be joining her discord anyways. You can't run away from anyone on the internet, that's why blocking/muting is a thing on every half decent social site nowadays.

>>2690120
you can just not invite them, i don’t know how twitter group chats work though cause i’ve never been in one
moderation exists for a

>>2690212
Luckily, his shit tier english gives him away. So it'll be an easy target.

>>2690263
reason*

>>2690069
I guess this bear will be the reason I finally make a twitter account if it comes to that.

>>2690289
Anon, half the people in here are ESL..

>>2684951
why would you even think about that? It's fucking expensive to live in there. I would rather blow off in Thailand

>>2690352
You're missing her hornyposting, schizoposting etc if you're not following her twitter.

>>2689803
go away

>>2690362
But at least I've never had any problems understanding you dads. That guy gives me headaches with his tweets.

>people unironically talking about making a discord
that's pretty cringe, dads

Anyway we probably shouldn't worry ahead of time, it's not like people from reddit are in the midst of organising themselves or anything like that, so we don't need to undercut them.

>>2690377
If only I had the enough money to be near the clussy.

>>2690453
I think the general opinion is that she's going to make one anyways, might as well think of ways she can do it without turning out to be cancer.

>>2690362
not as bad as nu-/a/, to be fair

From what I'm reading, a discord seems more useful for the viewers to communicate with each other than for the chuubas to get more viewers to watch their content. And we already have these threads to shitpost, organize and create OC.

>>2690963
Yeah, (we) do, but as Bea expands her audience across reddit and beyond, those fans aren't going to know about, or even want to visit /yah/ to post about her content among themselves. Someone will come up with the idea to make a Discord, because again, everybody has a Discord, and that's where the action will be. The activity will catch bear's attention and she'll start hanging out there too, especially since she can't publicly post here. It's either a Discord on anon's terms or reddit's (or Twitter's I suppose)

>>2682437
Just saw that I wrote "this weekend" when I meant "the next weekend". Sorry.

>>2691268
>>2690963
I hate discord but i guess it's better she have one ran by dads that just want a place to post about their cute and funny bear than the twitter cancel crowd, yeah

>>2691268
No, you're a stupid dad.
Unemployed and stupid, foolish.
Bea tweeted:
>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1383596920329752579?s=20

This automatically removes most of Discord users.

>>2690963
Yes, we don't need a discord. But it's a Pandora's box that someone from outside might open, which can't be closed afterwards. And if she were to join it, then it would become something that can't be ignored anymore. The discussion was whether we should jump the gun on it, not whether we need it.

>>2691449
In all honesty, I think we should do

>>2691421
Didn't remove me
Time to make one then, see you in a min

>>2691549
may as well honestly

>>2691549
Nah I don't think we should. If anything, Bea herself jumping the gun on everyone would be a better option. That way she's judge, jury and executioner. (In hindsight, suggesting that she should make a discord because discord is bad is really ironic.)

Can't wait for the inevitable drama some of you discordfags are going to cause

Ok, so who here is willing to start HRT, cut off his balls and become a discord admin?

>>2691688
Shit like that is the precise reason I brought up >>2689656

What about this. If someone outside creates a discord we immediately create a rival one and try to get that to be the biggest one (easy with the amount of users here). But we don't create one unprompted.

But honestly it will probably take a long while before someone outside creates a discord.

>>2691660
I'd much rather have Beatani as the big cheese of a discord than any of you weirdos
>>2691688
It'll be JUICY

You know she's going to read all of this in about 3 hours right?

>groomers are at it again
The downfall of /yah/. Purge the timeline.

>>2691688
Let's take it a step further and script out the yabs too. Does anyone want to make the sacrifice of being the male Beatani plays APEX with? You have to become a famous anituber first, but do it for her.

>>2689570
I absolutely hate discord but honestly this has some truth to it. Discord moderators are notoriously predatory and pathetic. I would much rather some sad pathetic faggot from here get close to Bea than some sad pathetic faggot from reddit. Of course, I would rather neither happen.
I propose we establish a discord, have a decent amount of people join as to ensure it can't be rivalled, and then we just don't post in it.

>>2691791
hopefully she see's us for unmedicated shizo dads we are
>>2691792
free us from this hell

>>2691837
STOP. The wound is still bleeding.

>>2691792
Do it before I become everything I've ever hated.

>>2691714
>>2691843
Or just let her create one if the need ever arises.

This thread is in a dire need of pic related.

>>2691791
kinda hope it spurs her to just make her own discord that she promptly never uses
it'll be "official" in name only and like I said earlier in the thread I don't care if a bunch of weird groomers want to jerk each other off and cause drama as long as my bear daughter isn't involved

>>2691792
That french fag must be delighted to see this thread

>>2691843
This, but who'll be willing to put the badge of "Discord mod" on his chest?

Beatani should make the Discord and have sole authority over it. Fuck up and get awayed.

Thanks to the Reddit post, we now have tons of people actually advocating for a Discord. The slippery slope is real.

What if I ask my fiancee to groom Bea?
Nobody would complain then

>>2691899
This. You dads need to calm down and stop concernfagging so much, you'll damage her way more than if you didn't do anything

>>2691899
And what if some filthy Reddior decides to make a server before that? You miss the point entirely.

>>2691899
This is true, there's no guarantee she's reading this thread and the discussion has settled. We'll have an advantage if she COINCIDENTALLY happens to think about opening a discord.

>>2691899
I hope Beatani avoids the off-stream threads. They're a mess, as much as I think some of you are alright.

>>2691899
Now I understand the dangers of a thread outside stream hours.

>>2691843
Normal people don't become mods lol. That's why most mods are either trannies or sex predators.

>>2691935
That wouldn't make it any better unless she's in there 24 fucking 7. Discord is shit. I'm just about done with it and the people that use it after being on one for about 4 years or so.

>>2691973
It'll either be just as bad as if this thread created it or die in a few days
The unfiltered schizos from this site will inevitably create problems in the long run

>>2692009
>normal people don't volunteer for mod status
FTFY

>>2692009
Or control freaks. Even if you get some chill, honest to god ones. They'll get pushed away by the stupid/crazy ones.

We really ought to have a bot that autosages these threads whenever beatani's not streaming. Concernfags and schizos are a cancer,.

>>2692023
There needs to be some way of making it look like there is an actual server while also ensuring it stays as inactive as possible.
>>2692128
I don't like it either but I also don't want to just sit here and twiddle my thumbs up my ass

i dont like it. this thread is a bad omen

>>2692128
These kind of comments ensure that a Discord server will be made.

Something tells me that /Yah/ is going to be the trigger for the final Yab.

>this thread

>>2692240
that'd be pretty damn funny

>>2692240
It would be an honor for the shitposting bear.

>>2692240
Prepare for unforeseen consequences

Here: https://youtu.be/DL6pKypNIzM?t=7362

She already promised to not make a discord server after litterly the whole chat told her not to. How fucking weird would it be if you faggots now change your minds and create one for her without her involvement even.

>reddit makes a server
>bea is groomed by redditors
>/yah/ makes a server
>bea is groomed by the people itt
>bea makes a server
>she is groomed by both
there's no winning, i'll just let fate do its thing

my god, just shut the hell up about discord and go back to cute and funny posting . its not gonna matter in the long run.

>Once upon a time, when it was, because, if it hadn’t been, we’d have no story to tell.
>We are not from those times, but we are two to three days closer, when the flea wore ninety-nine lbs iron heavy shoes to a foot and it still felt too light.
>It’s been said that once there was a married man, and this man lived together with his mother-in-law. His wife, who had a suckling child, was rather dumb; even the mother-in-law was no smartie.

>One day, our man leaves the house to go about his business, like every man does. His wife bathed the baby, swaddled and nursed him, then she put him in bed next to the stove, because it was winter, and then swung it and sang a lullaby, until he fell asleep. After he fell asleep, she sat there thinking, then began to wail as loud as her mouth allowed: "Aulio! My baby, my baby!"

>Her mother, who spun behind the chimney, startled, threw away her tools and, jumping up selflessly, asked with dread:
>- What is it, mother’s dearest, what’s with you?
>- Mother, Mother! My child will die!
>- When and how?
>- Here's how. See the salt block on the chimney?
>- I see it. So?
>- If the cat climbs up there, it will throw it straight to my baby's head and kill him!
>- Woe to me, right you are, my girl; the little one’s days are numbered!

>And, looking ahead to block of salt on the chimney and with their hands clenched, as if someone had tied them, they began to wail both, like crazy, as if the house was boiling. While they were in the midst of self-disfigurement, the man of the house entered the door, hungry and worried.
>- What is it? What startled you, witches?
>Catching their breath, they began to wipe off their tears and tell him while mourning about the happening that had yet to happen. The man, after listening to them, said with wonder:
>- Aye! (that's a medieval YO!) I saw many fools in my life, but never like you two. I’'ll go roam the land! And if I find anyone dumber than you, I’ll be coming home, but if not, I won’t.

>So saying, he sighed heavily, leaving the house without saying goodbye, and left angry and bitter!

This thread is the wife. The salt block is the discord server. The husband is probably Beatani after she reads the entire walls of retardation.

Sauce for the story: https://asa.zamo.ca/2012/05/human-stupidity-by-ion-creanga.html

>>2692309
>>2692313
>>2692315
I'M GONNA GROOOOOOOM

>>2692315
Agreed. I want my comfy thread back.

>>2692308

>>2692309
They're not changing their minds, this is just the new batch of Redditors that have invaded

>>2692240
>the real yab was inside us all along

>>2692343
comfy bear

>>2692343
how can I attain this level of comfy?

I Beatani were to read this thread she would feel disgusted at us!

>>2692309
This. Anyone fighting so hard for it are new and need to shut up. It's obvious who and where you came from.

If any of you faggots create a fucking discord server ill make 500 alt accounts and spam the server until you take it down.

>>2692240
Kek I can see it

So /yah/ are we going to sing the outro song or what >>2679346 proposed?

>>2692412
what are you doing nigger

>>2692446
don't threaten me with a good time

>>2692074
>Even if you get some chill, honest to god ones. They'll get pushed away
They're still autists behind a computer screen. I don't think any mod or Beatani would have a problem kicking them if they start making a scene.

This thread needs to be deleted.

>>2692308
Motherfucker I'll be monitoring these threads you retards better not fall for watamage's witchery.

>>2692460
We're gonna have to work around the spic part, but yeah. I'd just die of embarrassment if I were to sing the outro instead.

>>2692494
Quick somebody post "that"

>>2692412
Wtf are you talking about? Beatani loves seeing people fighting over dumb shit.

>>2692523

>>2692309
All you discordfags please watch this. She is not going to make one herself and she will probably not join one if someone else made one.

Beatani I hope you had fun reading the thread kek

>>2692534
WE'RE ALL GETTING PAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

>>2692460
Yes can we please discuss things like this instead. I like the outro song because it's short and easy but doing a military song with original lyrics stands out more and will suprise beatani so I like that idea the most, though the lyrics needs some refining i think.

>>2684951
Being in a classroom setting in front of a bunch of people is too stressful for me. The farmhand thing that other anon is talking about seems fine but I'd like to live in the city. If I could do one on one English tutoring that would be great.

If any drawfags are around, can we get a nurse Beatani forcefeeding us meds?

>>2692412
She's an ENTP. She loves this shit.

>>2692577
>PAYED
I fucking wish
>>2692561
It's a pretty entertaining thread

>>2692240
>/Yah/ turns into /Yab/
Uh oh

>>2692509
It took a soul for yesterday's "miracle" to happen. Now is the time to pay your taxes.

I am glad we have come to an agreement, let's hope for a conflictless thread ahead and nothing bad to happen to our daughter by the hand of external forces.

>>2692128
>>2692177
She posted her streaming schedule today, so that's a perfectly legitimate reason to have a thread.

The fact that it got derailed by schizos and doomposters is unfortunate, but that happens too on stream threads.

>>2692651
fuck you I laughed

>>2692494
Nah man, I think she needs to see this
so she makes a Discord and I can groom her

>>2692662

>>2692662
Kill this poster now! It's a bad omen!

>>2692662
For some reason this smells like shit to me.

>>2692662
fuck off Chihiro

Can we get back to the real fun: numberfagging.

https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCArDBJWZGPBtVeXwr4ROddA

This bear is seriously inclining, look at that subscriber chart!

2.62k!

>>2692662
>unknown.png

>>2692308
>>2692662
Away!

>>2689099
im against creating a discord, but if its inevitable wouldnt it be better if someone from here creates it beforehand so we at least have control of what goes in there? or give her the admin

>>2692749
Wake me up for 2.69k

>>2692803
YAMERO

>>2692536
yamero

>>2692803
BEGONE GROOMER

>>2692670
Good luck trying to groom her, that girl has eyes only hiromoot.

>>2692770

>>2692803
Watch
>>2692309
>>2692539

>>2692803
AwAy!

>>2692589
I also like the militar song idea, both will sound like shit so let's just do the most fun one, or we can just do both
>>2692517
>spoiler
come on dad don't be fag, you know she likes to see us suffer

>>2683079
Good morning Alix Lynx

>meds and eroguro edition
Really nailed it this time

>>2683935
This would also be quite kino, but it requires beatani to sing also and its really fucking long.

DON'T YOU GET IT? WE ARE THE ONES BEING GROO

>>2692523

>>2689404
Easier to groom

I like the idea of a military song. Singing a song meant for men in groups to sing will likely be alot less cringe than the alternative.

>>2692846
>he lacks the critical information

>>2693060
Isn't there any shorter version?

No guarantee Bea isn't the discordnigger

The military song is cringe and I rather have nothing

>>2692008
Yeah I thought >we were going to avoid this but apparently that went out the window.

>>2693144
It's night in Zipang, anon.

>>2692919
>>2692920
>>2692845
>>2692834
i know fucking retards, i was among the people telling her to not create the fucking discord. Now i hope some psycho like >>2683079 never creates one, at least i hope she asks them to delete the server if it comes to it

>>2693086

>>2692240
Screenshotting for posterity

>>2693183
You'll see anon.

>>2692446
>500 alt accounts
How many proxies per account?

>>2693243
Based original yotsuba theme.

>>2693243
I believe (You). There was an air of prophecy to your post.

>>2693060
>>2693137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSb7UffsQjw
Yeah we can do this one. I'm sure beatani would help us with the girl voice but i wouldn't want to pressure her into doing it

Is she /ourgirl/, or is it just our turn? Remember, (we) basically stole her from her original Slay the Spire JP crowd. I wonder if any of them are still around?

>>2693567
she never had an audience to stole her from, people form here were already subscribing to her when she had less than 100 subs

>>2693167
She's supposed to stream at this hour for the yuros

sometimes I forget how menhera these threads are

>>2693567
there was a donation from a JPbro during the monetization/party stream so at least one is still hanging on

>>2693567
She is /ourdaughter/

I want Beatani to do more jp streams.

I can understand her japanese pretty well and it would give JPdads more material to work with than just a little bit japanese thrown in here and there.

Thinking of sending a streamlab asking for jp streams but maybe not.

>>2693614
This is a small vtuber shitposting thread, please understand.

>>2693723
It could be nice if she did and helped eop dads understand what she's saying.

>>2693723
Go for it

>>2693079
DAD???

>>2693614
50 aeons in paint

>>2693723
I think she should totally try the Pikamee approach, 50% EN and 50% JP and not necessarily having to translate everything

>>2693509
Asking the obvious question: is there an instrumental only?

>>2693509
why is this such a banger?

Drawing is so draining, I draw a small bit and then I want to take a 50 minutes brake

More polar bear facts, onegai.

>>2694025
A boar (adult male) weighs around 350–700 kg while a sow (adult female) weighs half that size, comparable to an average American.

>>2693964
Yeah without a instrumental/karaoke version it's not gonna work.

>>2693831

>>2694200
I left the other lever intentionally empty because this thread was frightened by ghosts.

>>2693964
I'm sure there is one but i haven't find the full version of it. This is the best i've found https://www.neowing.co.jp/product/ZMCZ-10626/track?from_cdj=1

>>2694008
because you need to put both mental and physical effort into it
the true pain starts when you have the will to draw but your wrist/arm can't keep up

>>2692406
Be a cunny bear

I swear concernfags treating a god damn hangout app like it's the hive of scum and villainy people think 4chan is might be the most autistic thing to come out of these threads.
We shouldn't make one, but do you really believe a fucking chatroom with at most 10 active people will lead to anything remotely like what's being said here?

>>2694025
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26855-polar-bear-penis-bone-may-be-weakened-by-pollution/

Chemical pollutants may be reducing the density of the bears’ penis bones, putting them at risk of breaking this most intimate part of their anatomy.

Various mammals, though not humans, have a penis bone, also known as penile bone or baculum. Its exact function is unclear: it could be just a by-product of evolution, or it may help support the penis or stimulate the female during mating.

Christian Sonne at Aarhus University, Denmark, and colleagues had previously shown that polar bears with high levels of pollutants called organohalogens in their bodies had both smaller testes and a smaller penis bone.

Sonne and his team have now shown that a particular class of organohalogens, the polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs), is associated with a less dense baculum. This could prevent successful mating, the team suggest.

>>2694200
>>2693831
Considering her interest in guro, just let her get ran over

>>2694308
Because of pollution all of beatanis male polar bear buddies have small pp.

>>2694304
It could be a catalyst or sign of things to come.

>>2694304
Slippery. fucking. slope.

>>2694304
I think people are just afraid of things like what happened with that one fucking frog (that we already know follows Beatani)
is it unfounded? yeah probably, Beatani's not a child after all, but still.