/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hot

This one.

I love Ina!

Lovers

I love Mori!

KIARA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U

Shion makes herself laugh so easily.

biggg face

I like Sora's laugh

>>26826652

this one?

>watching Kiaras VoD
I didn't even know the Hello Project connection, Gura really nailed the song picks.

rrat

wah

I miss kiwawaaaa

Suddenly Shion! She feels like singing at Midnight in JP so that's exactly what she's going to do, and you're going to sit there, shut up and enjoy it because her singing streams are always good. You just have to wait 20 minutes for her to talk before the first song.
https://youtu.be/0s4OnlQ3roE
Over 11.5 hours of Koyori playing Resident Evil and that comes with all the screams and shrieks you would expect from this koyote playing a horror game. It's impressive how her voice isn't dying from begging for mercy when every zombie wants a bite out of her tail, but they don't call her the endurance koyote for nothing! Go Koyori Go!
https://youtu.be/DGPdUr08T0s
Speaking of screams, the other canine named Korone is also have the bejeebus scared out of her because she's chosen today to play through the game Little Nightmares, complete with horrifying creatures and creepy vents and Korone cannot hold back at all when it comes to being frightened and it's hilarious. Pretty funny that both Korone and Koyori are scaredy cats.
https://youtu.be/z0K6GpUsiCo
Hey /hlgg/, wake up. New AI Somnium Files just dropped and you know damn well that Reine was going to jump on that from the get-go. Her playthrough of the first game was incredible so naturally this will be just as good. If you don't mind spoilers or are playing along with her, why don't you jump in and check her out? You'll definitely leave with your sides in stitches.
https://youtu.be/voVSNqjl8Jg
People die when they are killed and Luna's going to learn that first hand if she makes the wrong decisions playing The Quarry. Having to deal with all of these horrible teenagers is one thing but does Luna have the brain power to prevent everyone from dying or will they all suffer a grisly fate. Tune in to find out.
https://youtu.be/ocLnszXhXwY
Ollie sent a call out to everyone who watches her to face her in a battle of the ages in Clubhouse 51. Her gaming skills are put to the test and she pretty much fails them with flying colors. It's a good and fun stream and Ollie's being extra cute which is always a plus.
https://youtu.be/Kp2zABs-IL4
Fubuki let /hlgg/ witness what it looks like when one of them achieves peak ugly fat bastard and now they have a goal in mind for the near future. Fubuki's FFXIV streams are still great fun as she reads through the story and reacts accordingly. The chillness of the stream is wonderful and you should check her out if you love the MMORPG.
https://youtu.be/s5ImgqNKEIo
Lui! She's using today to talk about all of the things she did during her 3D Debut like riding on a bike or whipping everyone as they thanked her for the punishment. Comfy zatsudan stream with cute Hawkmama is probably the remedy some of you need to stop being shitposters for the day.
https://youtu.be/It1mkkQ-gP8
Mori has once again sunk her claws into another Holo, this time Iofi is the one who's been infected with the dreaded Jump King virus and she hasn't even made it out of the tutorial area while having played the game for two hours. She's not discouraged though...maybe just a little salty, but she's determined at least!
https://youtu.be/kV9ZSDW4W4Y
Your winning son Roberu has now been fully marked with the stench of Mea, thereby completing the transformation from Bar Owner to Husband as these two have been playing It Takes Two for over 10 hours now and they're still energetic as ever. Mea will never release Roberu from this coil...at least until the next stream they have.
https://youtu.be/a2tMsfxmHKI
If you just want to chill out and relax with a cool male, Rio's got a very pleasant and chill Minecraft stream going on right now. He's pretty much just observing the Holostar server while talking about his day and what games he's planning to play in the future.
https://youtu.be/PJcAE08ZoZA
>Songs released today
Kobo is an idol! Her cover of Tondemo Wonders proves this! Her fantastic singing voice coupled with a hype song like this is the perfect thing you need to get that energy needed to get through the day and conquer your worries with no fear. Give it a stream if you need an energetic boost /hlgg/, you'll love it.
https://youtu.be/8fLie0tmhcA
This is Fubuking's world and you're invited to partake in the adventure! Fubuki's original song release KINGSWORLD is amazing and perfectly fits Fubuki's singing voice and personality. It'll put a smile on your face and a pep in your step so make sure to give it a stream if you haven't yet.
https://youtu.be/yVaQpUUAzik
Noel's 3D Live Concert today was fantastic of course, and she even debuted a brand new 3D outfit which...has incredible assets. Not only that but she released a brand new original song called Lyrical Monster and goddamn is it a BOP! Not only is it phenomenal but the 3DMV that's paired with it is one of the best in Hololive. Definitely listen to it if you missed the premiere, you won't regret it.
https://youtu.be/qIRKvXbbbsk

>>26826702
>>26826706
Based

>>26826652

I LOVE KOYO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGPdUr08T0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGPdUr08T0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGPdUr08T0s
IT'S BEEN 12 HOURS AND SHE'S ON THE FINAL AREA
AND SHE'S CURRENTLY PISSING

Shion thread

>>26825640
>jumped around a lot after meeting gura, thought she was the cutest thing ever and started running around in the room because she was bouncy and nervous and excited
>when she arrived at the accommodation it was right before gura's concert stream, kiara was chilling next to her the whole but didn't say anything and didn't want to disturb her but was probably making her feel awkward from staring at her
>in the poptarts stream the tables had turned and gura and ina were staring at kiara instead which made her feel awkward and nervous
>kiara was really excited about hearing a small meow on the plane ride from behind her, the cat was very well behaved and didnt meow except during the start of the flight and near the end of the flight, the second time it meowed kiara's neuron activated and she looked around trying to lock onto the cat
>the couple sitting right behind her the whole flight were traveling with a cat and she was really happy from getting to meet the brave stranger cat, started talking to them a lot and they showed her the cute orange cat
>for gura's concert, kiara admitted that the dancing performance was not her but she did the voiceover and she really loved the song choice, the reason she chose to be smol is because she didn't want to show her 3d too much / at all in other places other than her channel until she could reveal it on her channel
>really thought that her smol model fit in well with the theme of the song anyways because it was goofy
>doesn't understand why people are disappointed in it, and isn't sure how people could think that it was her when the dancing was really good and doesn't look anything like how she moves, encourages KFP to watch her VR streams and stop being deceived and bamboozled and that it isn't her problem
>seeing cute kiwawa moving cutely should be a blessing and be appreciated
>cuts hard into that she worked extremely hard to record her own proper 3d concert with her own movements and is really sore from it
>maybe we will do a proper announcement to hype it up, but on the 6th of July, on her birthday, she will be doing a 3d concert
>it will be prerecorded because it is literally impossible for them to do with all the technical difficulties, but you should imagine that you traveled back in time and are watching it when she was recording it live
>no matter if it's prerecorded or not, it doesn't change the fact of how hard ame worked on it and how hard i [kiara] worked on it
>asks KFP how they know they will love it, she is happy that they are positive but says she has alot of pressure on her but it's out of her hands so whatever happens happens

Bros… Roberu and Mea just kissed on stream…

>>26826668
>Fauna didn't stream for 4 days beforehand though?
This and that are two different things. Those 4 days was an actual break where she was hanging out with her mother.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Zion yo

I want to have sex with Towa

>>26826758
bae......

I fucking love Pekora bros

Don't let Shion's singing make you forget the fact that she cheated on Gura

>>26826723
Gura and Kiara had been bonding over idolshit lately.

>>26826758
It's over.

nice, it's time. holminster switch is such a good first dungeon, just pure panic in the air as shit is going to hell and everyone's being murdered around you with you being unable to save them.

doko...

>>26826779
Do you really?

>>26826652
God I want to impregnate this cunny.

>>26826758
Hakotaro...

eyeball jelly tits

I love fucking Pekora bros

>>26826781
does miko-oji rape really count as cheating?

>>26826754
>jumped around a lot after meeting gura, thought she was the cutest thing ever and started running around in the room because she was bouncy and nervous and excited
SAMETORI LOVE

>>26826758
>mea is crying at the ending
my son is gonna smash some stinky pussy.......

>>26826732
All those hags streaming and you go with the brat image. Still won't fool me hagfriend

>>26826758
Robert is Mea's property

>no playable jp in holocure
doa

I fucked up on this one, but jesus Ame's 2% instakill for every hit + MikoChama collab + choco's healing + knockback means that I was constantly killing and healing through some absolute bullshit..

xXROBEXx is almost done playing the game with that white haired semen demon, please applaud.

>>26826709
Dear God I wish I was that cat
Imagine her soft cute feet on you like that, heaven

>>26826808
Yes

Fubuki is being cute

*scare your oshi into doxxing herself*

>>26826848
it's a demo, gen 0 and gamers are 'soon'
probably for the best since even the EN-only version melted the guy's high score server

>>26826848
its just a demo and gamers are the next members getting added

>>26826879
I doubt that

>JP plays holocure
>a complete EOP centric game, right down to the JP holo item references
>EEEEEEEEEEEH WHERE AM I IN THIS
kek

My hagsmith wife is on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiaWpJlMYDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiaWpJlMYDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiaWpJlMYDA

>We met up to do work not to off-collab!
Not an argument. Streaming is your job dumb bitch, off-collabing takes absolutely minimal effort, stop acting like you can't or shouldn't have to.
>y-you are spoiled!
Expecting a streamer to stream is not being spoiled, dumb bitch.
>w-we had work to do!
Streaming for 1 hour out of a day that has probably 16 hours of you being awake does not prevent you from working. Furthermore you admitted the work was finished 2 days ago, and guess what, still no streams
>we were waiting for hours and hours for the equipment to arrive but it just didn't come
Wow almost like they could have streamed in that time instead of sitting on the couch doing nothing
>now we're gonna seperate again for absolutely no reason until the brapper gets here
Just unreal.

>>26826848
YET
Bruh the game literally still in beta and made bye 1 person

TAMA IS A HOT BROWN WOMAN

>Kiss them, you pathetic geezer. I know you want to

>>26826760
That was a different break. She did a return stream after that and then proceeded to not stream again for a few more days. THat's when she travelled to Ame's place.

I love Kaela's intro music is this really beautiful piano music and then you have Kaela, who is the biggest dork on the planet.

>>26826913
All that text just to tell everyone that you're faggot.

>>26826892
They really went all out to check the diversity boxes on this one. Too bad one of them isn't disabled. So much for the land of opportunity.

>>26826913
Something tells me you just don't like Hololive

>>26826931
Yes and it wasn't 4 days. It was 2 at most and if she was there Thursday but streamed Friday that means the travel is less than 1 day.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99299652

>>26824513
>>26825640
>>26826754
God speed, summary anon.

>>26826795
I wish I could ride her big green tractor...

>>26826852
No way, my run was exactly like yours, apparently because I did pretty much the exact same build and died in the same spot

Gura's wife is cute. Her singing is good too.

>>26826913
This is the same person complaining because they always say 16 hours. Change up your times atleast.

>>26826926
I'd rather kiss this.

>>26826984
uhh...

>>26826913
Based. Don't let these whores brainwash you into thinking not streaming is acceptable.

>>26826727
*puts my dirty laundry in you*

I miss Ame

>>26826909
An EOP-centric hololive game made a year+ ago would have had festival in it for sure
Once again she's a key player in expanding interest in hololive only to get cast aside and forgotten

Catching up Kiara stream
>The trip was only planned to be Ametori (Ame offered)
Starting from there
A : Your oshi is Ina
>She was on break anyway and wasn't going to stream
>She did stream anyway, thanks to Kiara, and got to meet her friends
Kiara win
B : Your oshi is Gura
>She chooses herself to go to the offcollab when she caught wind of it
>If not for Kiara, you wouldn't have gotten Gurame Karaoke or a Gura offcollab
Kiara win
C : Your oshi is Ame
>Offered to produce the concert
>Got to improve her setup to professional level and produce a concert
Ame win, honestly, can't give this one to Kiara, she definitively went above and beyond
D : Your oshi is Kiara
>Got two offcollab
>3D concert at the ready
>Have fun tangent to look forward to
Kiara win
Did I get that right ?

>>26826977
Why did they draw ame's mouth so fucking big?

>>26826984
Is that the one she was talking about showing to Gura?

Fun fact: Shion only used her "new" outfit for a total of 2 times out of her last 33, live 2d streams.

Do not cunny post, it's still too early for me.

BREED AND IMPREGNATE

>>26827044
what's her new outfit?

>>26827053
Yeah me.

>>26826949
How does a disable cop even work?

>other holos: sorry, 30 minute delay due to unspecified reasons! Just gimme a min
>kaela: I have completely forgotten how OBS works. uh....... the show must go on, right?

>>26827015
Me too, anon.
Me too.

Kiara's perfectly capable wife!

Is Kiara still pissed that her new song got mogged by IRyS? I know about her breakdown during the members only stream but I wish she at least apologize to IRyS. It’s not very professional of Kiara to act like that and it’s kind of bitchy.

>>26827044
I wonder why

>>26826968
where are the Nene's Nene?

BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON
Based Kaela

murdering time

>>26827078
Trick question. Cops do not work.

>InvestiGATOR
>AlliGATOR
HOLY SHIT

I'm not a disgusting lolicon, but I'd sniff Shion's musky cunny any day.

https://files.catbox.moe/1e5kk1.png

>>26827056
remember that pastel colored atrocity with the pink hair

>>26827023
I wish it could have been just an Ametori trip but this was cool too.
We will get an Ametori solo off collab one day.

>>26826754
>jumped around a lot after meeting gura, thought she was the cutest thing ever
Your oshi is alright, KFP.

>>26827044
We don't talk about her new outfit here

>>26827053
>more tactical kigs
nice

>>26827078
very
carefully

>>26826984
>Mori has to show this to Gura when they meet
>this image is on her phone for weeks now
>there's a high chance she accidentally showed this in person to someone else

>>26827110
>>26827087
>>26827065
>>26827023
>>26826947
>>26826829
Retard, do I need to teach you this lesson again?

>>26827087
Kiara schizo are you so upset the new shit isn't working so you are going back to old crap? This is pretty sad.

>>26827025
I mean there's multiple Mori sucking on Gura toes fan art so maybe...

Just got home from work, anything happened in last 11~ hours?

>>26827108
The first pull in this dungeon has filtered many a tank and healer. I love it.

I love Gura!

>>26827130
A cat is fine too

>>26827089
BRAIN BLAST

So who is the one that will take advantage of her now that Kiara just bumped and dumped her

Meimei a cute!

not enough zion lewds itt

>>26827156
Gura doesn't love you!

>>26827025
Yes.

>>26827149
You can't say that and not post them

>>26827108
And she brought my giraffe wife with her.

>>26826754
>wants to finish Yakuza next week no matter what
anon what did you mean by this

>>26826971
He's slightly altering the reality in his summary like
>Gura did nothing but show up
When Kiara said Gura helped a lot on the third day, for example

>>26827171
Me.

>>26827155
>Trusts
Nevermind. I sleep.

>>26827020
Wasn't it her own fault? I kind of feel bad for her but stuffs just happened

>>26827171
Honestly, probably Kiara

>>26827116
>I'm not a disgusting lolicon
Sorry anon, but you are one of us now.

>protag goes full schizo
>starts speaking chinese
nahone

>>26827044
she hates both the new one and her default for some reason

>>26827140
Ready for another round, big boy?

>>26827020
Maybe she shouldn't have collabed with all those guys, played all that apex nor should she have yabbed and also she shouldn't have let lyger ban all liveTLers

>>26827108
fox...

>>26827171
Kiara

What's this supposed to be?
https://youtu.be/faMrhSuGjo8
https://youtu.be/faMrhSuGjo8
https://youtu.be/faMrhSuGjo8

>>26827023
>She was on break anyway and wasn't going to stream
already wrong

Someone post a pic of Shions new outfit already

When is Fauna animal tier list? I want to see where my boy ended up

>>26826732
Oi, where's Chloe's member stream? And don't tell me you don't post members streams cause i saw you post the EN ones

I used to hate cunny, but you fuckers made me cum buckets to them

>>26827215
I wonder if in the Chinese localization he speaks random Japanese or English.

>>26827187
There's about two. That picture being one of them.

I pray FBK doesn't die with trusts...

>>26827089
>At no point in the production did anyone say "what the fuck is this abomination"
Always funny when this happens
Hell, even if you take away the creepy egghead, the outfit is horrible and the hair looks retarded

>>26827285
NO THOTS ALLOWED BENEATH THIS POST

Fucking spoilers in the opening sasuga

>>26827267
Bro don't do her like that

>Goomba carries me to the last stage
>the final boss is Ame
>roll 2 characters
>it's Bae and Irys
why is my game so lesbian?

>>26827215
so realistic...

>>26827285

>>26827215
>Schizo that descends into Chinese ramblings
>Has a brown dommy mommy tulpa gf in his head
>Drinks to forget his sorrows.
Is Ryuki actually just the average anon?

>>26827266
How, exactly?

>Kiara did a guerilla zatsu stream
>At 8AM on Saturday
Man, she jumped the ship to American fans pretty damn fast

Ninomae Ina'nis needs breast expansion

>>26827315
Because you are one, lesbians attract each other like stand users

>>26827315
>Gura
>lesbian
anon…

>>26827289
I used to love cunny but then I hit the limit. I have seen all type of cunny and realize it's not actually that great
My love for cunny slowly died off, nowadays I don't even want lewd anymore, I just want a cute girl I can tease and bully and then buy her an ice cream...

>>26827263
I wish I had time to watch VODs, but unfortunately my wife is VERY demanding.

>>26827356
Because she is in America?

>>26827338
which stream are you watching?

ALSO roberu and mea finally finished their stream damn

>>26827187
Just cause Gura is my oshi doesn't mean I have to follow her path of foot fetish.

>>26826732
Watching Kaela HagpretendingtobeCunnyfriend

Ina is the only one that is not /here/ and I love her for that

>>26827293
Mori said she has at least three.

>Ame has gifted subs now
Its fucking over

So unless you live in Japan, the only thing that Cover actually provides for you upon being hired is
>an iPhone that you'll have return at some point
>a free avatar drawn by a semi-famous FGO artist, with a barely acceptable rigging
>Initial expose to a market, along with connection to coworkers in the same sphere
and, that's it?....
And people are apparently mad at a woman that had to travel 8.5k km, stress for 2 days, do a rush job in a single day that should've taken 3, just to get a 2nd hand substitute of what her coworkers in Japan can do just by taking a bus for 20 minutes.
I will never understand schizo mindset.

>>26826754
>did the poptart stream and immediately went to sleep after the stream because the had to wake up early (this was monday)
>the equipment that they wanted to use was supposed to arrive on monday, and then they were hoping that it was going to arrive on tuesday as early as possible so they could start setting it up and recording
>on tuesday, me [kiara], ame, gura, ina were waiting the whole day for the equipment to come, and then at some point really late in the day it finally came
>kiara was trying to make use of the time during the vast majority of the day by practicing her dances
>the package finally arrived and something was important from it was missing, they didn't realize until after they had started setting it up which they needed to actually use the equipment
>the entire day of tuesday was lost because they couldn't do anything without the missing piece, so they decided to stream super smash brothers instead of playing fall guys with KFP
>wasnt really nervous about missing the equipment because she knew that two days was enough to record what she needed to record, and hopefully they would have all the equipment tomorrow
>on wednesday they went out to get the missing equipment, which was apparently a lot, had to go to a bunch of different stores but they finally got it all together
>brought it back to ame's place and set it all up, it didn't work
>ame and ina worked the whole day, 10+ hours without any breaks setting it up and testing it with kiara to get the setup working https://youtu.be/gkOPn0P21F8?t=3563
>eventually it was really late and they got it to work a bit, but it was bad data because it wasn't optimized but at least they were making some progress
>throughout all of this, ame and ina didn't get frustrated or anything and were incredibly supportive even though kiara was immensely stressed about the whole thing https://youtu.be/gkOPn0P21F8?t=3690
>kiara is so helpful for all their hard work, they aren't professionals or have any prior experience or anything with it, but on the third day [thursday] they had it set up relatively early, part of which is due to ame staying up doing testing during the night
>we were going to stream on wednesday but we couldn't stream because they were hoping until the last hour of the day that they would be able to actually record worthwhile data, but it all ended up being unusable unfortunately
>notes that the air in the hotel/airbnb room is very, very dry
>is excited about doing offcollabs when they meet and she wants to leave a stream behind as something to look back on for her memory, and typically tries push for a stream every single day, even if it's only an hour so that the viewers get something and we have something to look back upon as a memory, but in this case work had to be prioritized https://youtu.be/gkOPn0P21F8?t=3889

>>26827342
because ina's regular break would have ended a week ago. she extended because she heard kiara would be there and wanted to go, this doesnt mean i think it's kiara's fault but if this didnt happen she'd be back already so you're wrong

>>26827383
Did they manage to beat the game?

DIMENSIONAL STRETCHING
Very good, Kaela

bonebros 4 life

>Laptop with USB keyboard
That takes me back.....

>>26827263
28 minutes of hags bullying La+

>>26827383
I think it's Friend's FF stream.

>>26827263
A monthly program on the main channel, next unit will be one guest go away every episode, next unit will be Lui/Kiara/New guest (assumed Reine), and then it would be Kiara/Reine/New guest

>>26827289
Been into loli for about 15 years now. There's no signs of stopping and I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>26827383
>>26827431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voVSNqjl8Jg

4 months later, i am forgotten.

>>26827020
>An EOP-centric hololive game made a year+ ago would have had festival in it for sure
Old man...Matsuri was not relevant for the entirety of 2021

>>26827403
You forgot the most important one
>Blocks projects you worked on for months and already announced to everyone

>>26827383
Reine's Nirvana Initiative stream!

>>26827383
Reine, shes playing AI 2

please survive fubuki...

>>26827403
No one is forcing her to do a 3D birthday stream.

>>26827444
What happened to the cunny statue?

>>26827417
yep. wouldve been surprised if they spent over 13 hours straight and still not beat the game

>watching peko VOD
>she doesn't even get most of the references to JPs, let alone ENs
roru

This is just a funny shot to me

>>26827383
Korone and Kaela at the same time. Starting to realize my fav JP is Korone, my fav ID is Kaela, and my fav EN is Kiara...... I'm a KKK DDD....

>>26827410
Wrong, and probably the reason she left early as well, she have to see family

post bloop

>>26827383
Kaela and HFZ Dark

>>26827497
I see we have a fellow KKK fan

>>26827485
BABA

>>26827383
Kaela

>>26827410
I'm not the original guy you were replying to. I was just curious.

>>26827507
anon she said that because she didnt want to give away the fact there'd be an off collab. she said the exact thing last time there was an off collab

>>26827476
No one's forcing anyone to be involved or not stream and KFP aren't annoyed soo...

>>26827535
UOH

>>26827444
It was stored aboard the russian cruiser that was sunk back in April

>>26827476
>I want to do a 3D b-day stream
>I can't do a 3D b-day stream because Yuros are cheap cunts
>Ame: I can help you, just fly over, and I'll sort you out
>Ina: I wanna come too
>Gura: I'll be there as well
>Fauna: I wanna molest Gura
>Schizos: Kiara is literally holding her genmates at gunpoint, and forcing into slave labor.
>

"Holy, crap! This is just like that time I told airport security about my vtuber channel!"

>>26827535
Huge improvement desu

>>26827443
Is this game any good?

Gura cute Gura cute!

1 down and 2 to go!

>>26827509

>look through Ame’s mocap shitpost comments for a snarky comment to like, to express my frustration that this is all we get after a week
>the comment section is completely packed with KFP sincerely and gratefully thanking Ame for all she’s done for Kiara
>realise I’m the fucking Grinch
>my heart grows three sizes
I’m at peace with the whole off-collab thing now

>>26827485
Would be pretty boring if she do now. It's funnier watching people who genuine have no idea about the secret references in the game

>>26827557
no

>>26827554
>Fauna: I wanna molest Gura
Based Kirin

>>26827402
she better be able to turn that shit off

Okay let's leave the past days in the past and not mourn what could have maybe been.

Can we get a nice offcollab tonight? You know, Saturday evening, most people can watch today, this is the day. Maybe at AMT +1 or +2 just go live and do something for 2-3 hours?

>>26827557
I would pay to watch a show based on flanderized Tenchou tangents
>Kiara's scooter adventure turned into a mad max parody, but instead of a desert wasteland it's the austrian countryside
Kino

>>26826852
Use BL Fujo & Dragon's Breath, & start running in a circle.
Those two have the highest hit per second.

>>26827592
You are weak, pussy

What was Bae's announcement?

>>26827569
If you played the first game and liked it, I'm sure you'll enjoy the sequel, too. Reine has been waiting for it ever since it was announced.

AME MENTION (as in rain not Amelia)

I wish I was Kiara
https://twitter.com/Orangeink3/status/1540714249168662528

>>26827554
based faufau

oh. someone just laid their shit on the floor.
thats fucking low effort.
ELAGONE

Imagine Koyori asking (You) to fuck her because she's in heat. She gives you a mysterious liquid, but she tell you to drink it when you're already starting to fucking her. She starts to undress (You), except of your boxers, then she ask (You) to remove all her clothes, except her pink bra and her pantyhose. (You) start to massaging her breasts and then, with your own hands, let her breasts out of her bra. She gets embarrassed, but asks (You) to suck on them. (You) accept, and with your mouth start to play with her nipples, making her more excited. But your senses tells you to start fingering her, so (You) make your way through her pantyhose, pull her black panties aside, and start using your fingers to satisfy her. Koyori starts making lewd noises, and she starts to drip pussy juices. All excited, Koyori tells (You): アノン、それは重要な研究をする時です、あなたのロッドを私の中に入れてください as she spreads her vagina. Seeing what is happening, (You) pull your penis outside your boxers and put it inside her vagina. With her yandere face, she reminds (You) to drink the formula from before. As (You) drink it, the results are immediately visible: your penis grows bigger and thicker, almost twice of your original size. Koyori looks how your penis grew bigger. (You) take her from her legs and start thrusting, feeling Koyori's insides with your penis. After a while, Koyori rises up and pushes (You) to your back, and she takes advantage to ride you while she puts a yandere look, trying to take your milk away. She bounces on your penis softly, and quickly between times, until (You) start feeling that you're about to cum. Seeing this, Koyori replies: 続けて、私の中でそれをしてください。 それは私の研究にとって素晴らしい発見になるでしょう。Motivated by this, you let all your cum inside Koroyi, while she screams of excitement. (You) pull out your penis out of her vagina, and your semen is still coming outside her. Tired, Koyori hugs (You) and kiss you in your lips, cuddle together, and tells you: この重要な研究を手伝ってくれてありがとう。 私の研究室のパートナーになって、このような研究をさらに行うことができます。(You) gladly accepts, hold hands together, and kiss again.

boomgey

>>26827554
based faufau

>>26827621
Apparently YT removed the feature to turn it off.

>>26827640
Taking a week break and got an announcement the first of next month.

>>26827485
https://youtu.be/nZLc2MRGVRs?t=2537
She thanked me personally actually

>>26827592
Did anyone ask?

>>26827623
They're not together anymore, anon

>>26827644
I now have an urge to pronebone Ina, thanks

>>26827535
actually better

>>26827623
Based off what Kiara said, it would seem they're not meeting in less than 2 days. Calli kinda made it clear they'd be staying with somewhere with her too. I wouldn't expect a collab until tuesday, to temper expectaions honestly.

>>26827403
>Japan barely giving a shit about the rest of the world
I mean, it's been like that since ancient times
The only reason stuff changed is because of bakumatsu where burgers came and said "stop playing samurai and open up your borders or else"

>>26827673
I should make that into a soundpost...

>>26827670
>an announcement for an announcement
She really is Japanese....

>>26827592
based

>>26827674
Yeah, me.

>>26827670
>week break
This is just a code word for “I’m a lazy bitch and I don’t care about my job”

>>26827623
Doesn't seem like they're meeting up again until Mori arrives

>>26827592
You are strong, anon!

>>26827592
Good anon, be better

Check this out

>>26827711
lazy vtubers are objectively better

Shion is singing the KH song!

fauna loves her guwa

>>26827701
Unrelated but I think bossuzoku are cool.

>>26827741
This is cope.

>>26827676
>>26827697
Okay...
>Calli kinda made it clear they'd be staying with somewhere with her too
What? I read it multiple times but I'm confused. You mean she's staying with someone else for 2 days?

>>26827711
It's actually a codeword for "I'm ovulating and want to fuck my bf from morning 'til breakfast" It's me I'm the bf

>>26827743
anon that's eva...

tesleen...

>>26827592
omega cringe

>>26827701
>2nd most popular historical figure in JP btw

Good evening gentlemen. Please hand over all the images/webms you have of Watame and Noel together.

>>26827485
its not a secret how dumb/oblivious pekora is

>>26827745
In other news, Kiara's got a fat ass.

Bros, how is Kaela so cute

Sell me on bread

>>26827592
>shitting on things the girls did on their own with very limited equipment and their own money
kill yourself
>shitting on stuff that Cover did poorly with so much money and specialized workers
okay

>>26827765
Isn't mea enough for you...

moomgey

>>26827759
The place the full myth collab will be at is not the same as the place the previous off collabs this week were at.

>>26827705
do it
>PKWAH
PEKORA WAH IT WAS DESTINED TO BE

>>26827797
No, I will not, Ame.

>>26827797
if you resort to hating bread ends or crust you've been eating shitty bread your whole life

>>26827592
Based, it's those kinds of experiences that help you grow into a better person long-term.

>>26827811
Well I hope it won't be Mamamori's house
She would literally doxx all of them within 5 minutes

>>26827815

Lemao

>>26827788
Honestly? Behind the autistic gamer hag is a modest sweetheart who gets flustered easily.

>>26827701
Eh they don't hate foreigner that much. They love Mother Teresa

Look at this cute hag. LOOK!

>The new shitposting angle is "Kiara is a bitch who doesn't stream"
Never thought I would see the day

Ame (WIP) by Lack papa.

>>26827403
Schizos don't give a fuck about reason, they got btfo during Gura bday and now they keep doubling down.
Also
>Initial expose to a market
that is a lot tho, most of the girls would have stayed 2views without Hololive's brand.

>>26827741
this is how you cope with your oshi barely streaming

>be Watson Amelia from Hololive EN
>4 am, sitting alone and throwing scratched terrarium stream ideas in the fireplace
>the phone interrupts my deep meditation
>it's Risu, sounding like she just finished humping her Okayu daki
>"AME"
>"AME"
>she's out of breath
>"AME WAT IF THE TERMINATOR IS HUNTIGN OGA AND SHIEN IN HOLOALT
>my pupils widen
>Risu can barely articulate the pure raw emotion coming over her
>"AAA...A...AME WHAT IF O...OGA AND SHIEN TAKE THEIR SHIRT OF AND STARTS FIGHTING SKYNET ON A KILLDOZER"
>with those words all reality breaks
>i can only see the shirtless mafia duo fucking up a horde of t-800
>it's so fucking rad
>i start demolishing everything in my office in a frenzy
>Risu is on the other line through the entire ordeal, screaming her lungs out
>then a realization hits
>there are no homos in holoalt
>i cry
>all i wanted was a good game
>a fun game
>i pick up the phone and scream inarticulately at Risu
>no words are needed - she understands me immediately, she starts weeping
>this goes on for 10 minutes
>"a...ame"
>"ame what if pekor get"
>"what if pekora gets raped by migo"
>not sure if i heard her correctly
>"what if miko burns the bunkeronii ame and then kronii has to kill mumei because she has no food"
>irony taste in my mouth, realize it's blood
>"y.you mean to eat her?"
>"NO, to save hololive AME!!!"
>grab my dick with my left hand and my idea crayons with the right
>miko could probably do it with flare and polka, i realize, they're good at arson
>"AME THE CUM ZONE THE CUM ZONE AME"
>don't know what that's about but it sounds rad as fuck
>write it down also

>>26827408
>did the poptart stream and immediately went to sleep after the stream because the had to wake up early (this was monday)
Kiara and Ina were tweeting an hour or two after the poptart stream.

that's 2 down now, ganbarre FBK...

>having a life changing experience because you didn’t shit on the girls
Why are KFPtrannies like this…

>>26827592
Weak.

>>26827711
Or code for off collab with Sana?

>>26826971
>customs agent grills Kiara
>she gets worried
>he relents and lets her in
>she jokes that he should subscribe to her
>he reveals that he is actually a fan of hers by saying she has to finish yakuza first
This is literally too good to be true, if they made a movie about HoloMyth this would 100% be the final scene before cutting to the credits, it’s so feel good and universe karma and aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>fauna went to see myth girls
>left before mori arrived
BASED

>that outfit transition during yona yona dance

>>26827759
I worded it poorly, and can't remember exactly what she said, but it was something about welcoming them to her place. Could be her actual home with Mamamori, the new base, or some other place entirely.

>>26827908
KEKW

Kiara talks about Ame like she's a saint

>>26827408
>on the third day (thursday) everything was working early in the day, but kiara had to do every single song and performance for the birthday
>wanted to do double takes for every single song so that they would have backups in case one recordings were scuffed, but only ended up doing a single take for most of the songs which still took almost 10 hours
>had to record MC parts as well in between the performances, also had to record the call ins and have it all set up in the same day, 10 hours of endless dancing
>on the last day, fauna joined and was there and you may be noticing that i am leaving out specific names on specific days, for example, on the last day, ina wasn't there, she left early, on the second or third day gura was doing other stuff too so it's not like they didn't help because they are lazy or anything, they just weren't there to help https://youtu.be/gkOPn0P21F8?t=4018
>but on the last day it was ame, gura, fauna and me [kiara], it was unexpected that fauna was coming to her but she was really cute and i was nervous because i didn't do my makeup or anything and im sorry im not as cute but she was extremely sweet and excited to meet her
>kiara told her its going to be pretty boring because we are just going to be recording all day but fauna said that she wanted to take the opportunity to meet them all because this is the only chance to meet you, who knows when the chance to meet you will come again (done in a fauna imitation voice uuuuu) https://youtu.be/gkOPn0P21F8?t=4080
>they had some good talks together and kiara thinks that fauna is really sweet, and was happy she was there
>it's true that she has no idea when the next chance they will all meet up again will be, even within the year she doesn't see herself coming back to america again but maybe plans will change, and sometimes you just have to take the opportunity
>noted that fauna helped a bit too, and that gura helped a lot as well, but they didn't need a lot of help on the last day because of all the work ame and ina put in
>ame was really inspired to improve the whole setup for future uses and it was really insightful, it was great quality, some of the aggressive rough germanic dancing she did will look a bit scuffed but the normal movements look beautiful and smooth and looks as good, if not better than the stuff that the JP girls record, but we will see
>i hope you all will look forward to it, i still have some stories but my throat is really dry (HOTEL AIR CONDITIONER HATE) so i will save them for a later date
>i don't know if i will stream for the next few days, but if i get out of my coma i might stream again, i still need to eat dinner so i'll go do that now
>i'm going to do some sight seeing with other people [another person] who are [is] not hololive, and i am going to make use of the chance to meet the one person i know https://youtu.be/gkOPn0P21F8?t=4329
>we will reunite with the others again soon
>chat is spamming if it's "that person" and kiara says no no, it's not "that person", but maybe another time, laughs and says no about 100 times
>ENTER INA
>kiara praises, thanks and showers ina in appreciation for helping the whole day and neglecting her own work and sleep to help her
>Ninomae Ina'nis Ch. hololive-EN: LOL Is okayy I was happier everything worked in the end = w=)b
>they wouldn't have been able to do it without ina, ame was extremely appreciative about ina being there to help and kiara will be putting ina's name in the credits
>keep an eye out for offcollab streams next week on other girls channels, there will definitely be one on mori's channel but keep your eye out
thats it, so now im going to enjoy watching this soundpost of my oshi while browsing twitter art tags

>>26827933
God no, don't the others know how dangerous Mori's mom is...

>>26827926
He didn't mention how after that Kiara slapped Sora infront of Ame

>he reveals that he is actually a fan of hers by saying she has to finish yakuza first
I never said this to Kiara.

>>26827403
>and, that's it?....
yes. everything else is paid by the talent from their own pocket. this shit would always be first term knowledge after a few weeks from watching streams. if cover is feeling extra bitchy they would cancel your personal project that you've already spent millions of yen on just because

>>26827950
She is, teamates are lucky to have her

>>26827909
>want to go to sleep
>browse social media instead
That's literally every woman.

>>26827670
Hmmm, one week break is just enough to fly to America & Council anniversary is near.
Hmmmmmmm?

>>26827950
She is. There's a reason why almost everyone she meets is in love with her.

>>26827775
Japs REALLY love Shinsengumi and everyone who opposed bakumatsu, and I'm not sure why. Guess they really love their traditions and ancient Japan.
>>26827752
They're yakuza but cooler, I guess

>>26827865
>princess diana above beethoven and bruce lee
morons.....

>noel's tits are visible from the back in her new outfit

Wait, how do I update HoloCure?

>>26827023
>Have fun tangent to look forward to
I'd rather hear those tangents between the girls happening live on stream. People might say "They're going to offcollab once Mori gets there" but do you really think they're going to spend any time talking about what happened this week with each other?

>>26827923

>>26827877
I mean, that big exposure IS a lot. But you agree to basically give half of what you earn to the company, and be boxed into a very strict set of rules on what you can and cannot do/play on stream, so not like it comes without a cost.
It's all give and take, my point is just that working for a foreign company that you live nowhere close to, and therefore basically get 0 support from, is not exactly easy for anyone.

>>26827908
big if true

Kaela's existence is threatening Koyo's streaming powerhouse title
so she is streaming more now so she doesn't lose the Hololive's "most hours streamed" title

Kaela is cuter than usual today

>>26827950
She is. She's easily the most selfless holo, she pays for so many of the things herself and gives so much of her time to the others without getting anything back.

>>26827952

>>26827908
t-thanks Reine...

>>26827982
Redownload for now

Ew. SEAdog hours.

>>26827952
Based IRyStocrat

>>26828030

>>26827865
>Joan of Arc
>only #81
wtf gachafags lied to me...

>>26827908
T-thanks for sharing Risu. Please collab already.

>>26827875
Well no even on the trip she gave us streams and pre recorded content, I think only Mori and Bae has her beat

>>26826971
this saved me a hour of my life, thank you summary anon

>>26828009
Koyori actually said she'd take 1 day off tomorrow and hopes everyone understands and is okay with her having a short break

It's the 4th day she'll have taken off since her debut 7 months ago.

>>26828030
>>26828046

>>26827950
is she wrong?

Nothing gets past the hagsmith!

>>26827507
Everyone knew this meant she was visiting Ame and Kiara as soon as she posted it.

>>26828068
her hag bones are already starting to break...

>>26827865
This list is so fucking weird, it seems like a F/GO shitpost with some random ass people you study in middle school. Also:
>15. Anne Frank
KEK

>>26828081
Yes

>>26827113
I love it whenever I see someone that finally figures it out.

>>26827592
>anon finally realizes all talent problems from all branches was always an effect on what Cover did little to no support
im pretty sure 85% of hololive talents experienced a cancelled personal big project. where most of them vented and cried on stream

>>26827973
>Yakuza but cooler
Eh...I wouldn't go that far. Don't Yakuza typically scout for new members among bossuzokus 'cause a majority of them are teens?

surely friend will survive the final boss

>>26827554
>Gura: I'll be there as well, but just for Ame, please don't make me stream after my birthday

>>26827950
I too would have nothing but praise and compliments for someone who did a bunch of work on my behalf for zero monetary compensation.

>>26828068
It's completely fine, she shouldn't worry we have kaela now

>>26827554
wtf i love faufau now?

>>26828068
Imagine having an oshi that cared this much about you
Couldn't be me..

>>26827990
i wish this soundpost started from the actual start of the retard siren not the one where after she cleared her throat

>>26827952
Based summary anon
TakoTori AmeTori stonks

I like how Fubuki plays like a Trust.

>mechanic happens
>stops attacking entirely to move to the safe spot

Why isn’t /who/ named /whore/. I think it’s more appropriate considering the circumstances.

>>26828123
It's not her fault that her cunny hort.

>>26828099
It's not shitpost, it's real, it was an actual survey and was aired publicly on Japanese TV

>>26827969
Fauna did mention becoming unleashed "when... if I become 3D".

>>26827865
>zhuge liang

I remember this dumb boss killing so many people during this stupid rampage mechanic it wasn't even funny

>>26828164
it would be named that if it was about your mother

>>26828164
Because it's a thread for Mumei, not your mom.

so the tldr is this?
>kiara goes to the US to record with ame
>ina and gura decide to show up to help
>ina and ame do 95% of the work with kiara
>gura does nothing and leaves after a day and then comes back a day later
>fauna shows up on the day that gura comes back
>kiara and ame and ina work on recording the birthday the entire day
>everybody leaves and is going to come back next week when mori gets there

Good morning! It's once again time for some Saturday Sven Co-op, with /hlgg/!

Before joining, make sure you've got the game and both parts of the server asset pack downloaded and installed. Links here
>>26825920


Once in game, open up console (` or ~ key) and enter
>connect STEAM_0:0:4208410
And the password is:rage

See you here for some free goldsrc fps cooperative shootin' !

>>26827950
Lots of people like Ame and sing her praises. She's clearly a very nice person to be friends with.

>>26828187
>>26828182
kek

>>26828099
I mean where do you think FGO take their inspiration from? Nasu only ever know Japanese history and British history

>>26828182
>>26828187
KEK

>>26828113
There's a great bit in GTO where the protagonist meets his mate at a bar, worried that he's about to lose his teaching job, and worried about what he's going to do next. His friend tells him not to talk so loud and keep his head down because there's some yakuza recruiters looking at him pretty hard. Says it all really, bossuzoku do it out of the spirit of youth, masculinity and rebellion while yakuza turn it into a soul-sucking job.

Lots of nice art on the tag recently.
Also SEX

>>26827926
>>26826971
>after she asked him to subscribe, he yelled out to her to say the reason he won't is because she hasn't finished yakuza
bitch would be proud...

I LOVE WATAME!!!!!

>>26828188
Basically everyone lost except Gurame fans on day 1 and KFP in the future when they see her live

LEFT SIDE RIGHT SIDE
>>26828149
kek, her lack of melee job experience really shows through whenever something is about to murder her.

>>26828164
>cuckposting on /ggg/ and IRyS stops
>cuckposting on /hlgg/ starts
hmmmm

Reminder that the /jp/ thread is still seething over Holocure.

>>26828188
Mate, just scroll up and read summaryanon's posts.

>>26828177
>A Chinese above THE Miyamoto Musashi
Literally overrated fucker even among his own people

>>26827950
She literally is. I pray to Kiara every day.