/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Reminder not to buy Ui Beam. This is the projected growth of the fund.

>>26678711
Mikaiji-kun...

Just so you know, investors rapidly buying shares in a fund, while shrinking the percentage that the CEO owns, is actually a good thing for the CEO.
First of all, they get 1.5% from every buy. Now, while this is not a lot, this can scale up quite fast.
Secondly, up until a certain net worth, playstyles like mine benefit from scaling up. Trading with lots of assets means that I can afford to make buy-sell pairs over a couple of days, rather than chasing after the 'best deal' of the next day.
Finally, it doesn't matter as much whether you have 50% ownership of a $200,000,000 fund or a 5% ownership of a $2,000,000,000. Proportionally, the benefits from the fund growing and dividends it gives per share are the same.

Due to trades tending to give diminishing returns, yes, smaller funds who do reps and put everything into that one trade that spikes tomorrow will have the biggest returns, but due to their nature you can't put a lot of money into them. Delta Holdings had a lower starting volume and a higher share price so other players (and myself, really) could essentially funnel their surplus liquid into a stable investment. The rise of mutual funds means that, for the most part, the age of buying overpriced coins is gone, since you have a new "sink" for liquid. Since the optimum trading spending is roughly $400-600m per week, most of the top 50 have already passed that mark with their trading + dividends profits.

>>26677792

>>26679844

>>26679844

>>26679844
I read this but I'm too tired to articulate a response other than "yeah that seems legit", so abaeux for now.

>>26662117
anon, people are wanking themselves off over divs, but the real use of a stock is to watch it grow over a week then sell it at triple the price
i dont know why delta and mitsayuko are pushing the div idea so hard, just buy a load of cheap stocks, sell em later when theyve tripled in price , ??? , profit
>>26679532
that means theyre buying with the share money, which means theyre trading aggressively and actually spending the money, which is a good thing, check it again at adjustment.
The ones i really dont want to invest in are the true oshi funds like the reine one. Thats never going to make money.

>>26681139
I'm not pushing the div idea at all. Delta is all about trading and value growth.

>>26681139
>oshi funds
>he hasnt seen the portfolio

>>26681899
you tell me with a straight face this isnt just an oshi fund

>>26681998
this is a serious investment made for profit

>>26681998
Ui Beam isn't any better in this degree. Therefore, you shouldn't buy it.

>>26682025
and me wanking off is just rigourous arm excercise

>>26682085
whatcha wankin to

>>26682972
i normally hate futa but FUTAGO NO SHIWAZA Kanojo no Osewa wa Kareshi no Gimu desu yo had a real good boy as the shota
curved squishy loli belly, perky nipples, based

>>26679491
Yo

Hello

gay nasfaq sex

>>26686289
lets say we do have gay nasfaq sex then what

If one was to start a new account today, which coin should they focus on for maximum growth (To first million)

>>26686893
the one that goes down a lot in 4 hours

>>26686893
Idk fucking uhhhhh idk nachoneko I guess

>>26686893
dont focus on one coin, wait till adjustment (1400 UTC) sort by %change and buy what went red the most
then sell it tommorrow when it adjusts back up
and double your money

>>26686893
don't listen to them, buy Ui singles until reset, then sell those.

Choco

Matsuri

Fubuki

Ina'nis

Mio

Towa

söup

Aki

Roboco

Luna

>>26689113
AN!
>>26689138
PON!
>>26689211
TAN!

>>26689232
Wonderful post!

>>26681139
>sell em later when theyve tripled in price

>>26689820
He's right. Unlike coins, share price should go up over time, ignoring slight losses from inflow of liquid (due to only 98.5% being deposited at the fund itself, and 10% buy tax).

>>26689884
in months maybe

>>26689962
If a fund makes even 5% of profits on its net worth every day, it'll triple in value in 23 days. If it's 10% (which would be difficult outside of very small net worth funds), it'd be just 12 days.

>>26681139
>not investing in oshi funds
Those are the funds that are the easiest to predict whether they will go up or down in value.

Are funds included in your net worth?

>>26691090
Yes, shares times their price.

Good morning nasfaq!

>>26689962
you know how people say that they want to go back to being a nasfaq newfag and just double their networth everyday, its like that but even better cause theres only 10% tax each way
the reason we havent seen it yet was yesterday was a pretty red day, after all those buys if todays is green and the planned marine 10k subtick, towa collab, miko +70k views and haato getting a singing stream to rebound from a -10k subtick, should be good

!p gf

>>26694004
Anonymous, our compatibility score is 78.56%

>>26694075
you forgot the "chuu"

ohhhh i need to shit

>>26694783

>>26694676
He did not, the chuu~~ Is at above 80%

Uooooooooooh I need to wah

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 22)
>Marine :: $25,855.22
>Ina'nis :: $14,354.11
>AZKi :: $5,774.47

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 44)
>Pekora :: -$25,077.52
>Gura :: -$22,864.94
>Hololive :: -$10,741.69

Overall Average Adjustment is -$876.76
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,963.57
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,296.92

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and try not to forget the days of the week this time, anon.

>>26695012
As always, thank you very much for your morning review! I very much appreciate you!!!!1111111!
>Ina'nis :: $14,354.11
All me!

>>26695012
>That giant Marine incline
Was that entirely off of the amogus collab?

>>26691726
Yo

Is Fubuki is a victim of inflation?

retard

>>26695213
10k subtick probably had a lot to do with it

Request: Ability to disable trade popups from specific mutual funds.

>>26696263
better than that, have the popup show which funds trade it is, they already do it for sales history.
something like pic related.

>>26696779
>they already do it for sales history.
wat?

>>26695012
ohhhhhhh sankisei

>>26697723
rape risk 99%
look at that greed in her eyes, the tiny loli peko just so happy with her chocolate
you will never be marine in this moment

>>26697723
>ywn raise a tiny peko with maririn

>>26698064
> rape risk 99%
oooh anon... Your math is wrong... I already raped her and gave her candy, so she will not tell anyone :)

>>26698715
the amount of internal screaming I have everytime someone mentioning raising kids is so big no gosling could ever convey it
>In related news, Hey girl! I have a wooden leg I'd like to show you. Ahoy!
lmao

>>26699040
>someone mentioning raising kids

>>26699275
>Kawaiiope2
lmao. it's not the same without hearing her die inside a little when she read it the first time

>>26699712
>her die inside a little when she read it the first time
I like to imagine it was from embarrassment

Good morning.
I am not buying Towa because she's not on a good enough discount.

>>26702821
this is when you sell towa

Aki

>>26705580
Aki's dividends...

>>26705633
:(

>>26705580
Feels good seeing another blondeposter around that isn't Nene.

>>26705874
investigator... forgotten again...

>>26705874
The blondes domination is approaching

Mahjong.
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=99277

Shut up wench
>>26705874
>>26705965

>>26706110
I feel like this image minus the mahjong part

>>26705874
>>26705965
Blondes are just that great!

>>26705580
is aki piss as good as suipiss

Blondes love!

>>26706165
shush let them have their fun you have your wahposting

>>26707588
It's made through Aki bathing in it

There should be more blonde-posting in this thread!

My apologies to the Cute and Funny fund, I accidently sold Laplus without realising where I was.

>>26708180
Sure

There should be more Towa posting in this thread!

I honestly don't get how pretty much every blonde manages to:
- Be insanely cute
- But also radiate the aura of pure sex
- And have a fun and interesting personality

I honestly don't get how pretty much every blonde manages to:
- Be insanely cute
- But also radiate the aura of pure sex
- And have a fun and interesting personality

>>26708639
Don't forget:
>Hated by Susan

>>26708700
I fucked this up, I was supposed to replace it with Towa. I will now stop.

>>26708752
Defeated by blondes!

>>26708752
Succumb to the blondes!

>>26708852
>>26708925
It's nothing new.

If I'm sitting on 5.5 m liquid rn and I'm a lower-middle class player, should I just go coins or should I dump some more into mutual funds?

>>26709066
coins are known to be safer, mutual funds are still yet to be known how valuable they are for the div returns

I honestly don't get how pretty much every Pink haired holo manages to:
- Be insanely cute
- But also radiate the aura of pure sex
- And have a fun and interesting personality

I honestly don't get how pretty much every Auburn haired holo manages to:
- Be insanely cute
- But also radiate the aura of pure sex
- And have a fun and interesting personality

ohhhh saving the la+ poster

>>26709104
It'll depend on how the div fund managers handle things, but don't expect to get a huge payout from Fund dividends.
Using ThinkPad as an example and using the 4wk dividend averages, you're looking at $266.96 per share, and that's with ThinkPad holding a lot of divviecoins and obvious dividend upsets like Gooruh.
Mutual Funds don't offer enough for the regular consumer to justify buying shares for strictly money reasons. This mechanic ain't about the money.

>>26710556
When you buy a share from a mutual fund, it can eventually reach a payout higher than any coin you could have bought otherwise.
Look back at this post in about a couple of weeks.

>>26710826
Hush, I'm trying to force people to do their foresight reps.

>>26710826
Depends on if the fund managers know what they're doing. This will only apply to like 5 funds at most.

I still don't understand how high share price is supposed to a deterrent from investment.
The price of the share is actually irrelevant, the only thing that matters it the funds networth and dividend payout.
Pound for pound it's worth exactly as much as you pay for it.

>>26711131
anyone with a tenth of a blain cell that does their reps daily can pull it off...

>>26706110

>>26711463
so not me

>>26710826
I'm too broke to invest into the funds where this would be the case in any meaningful amounts.

>>26712105
There are actually a lot of good and affordable funds out there at lower costs per share than Delta, they are very well-managed, too.

That being said, if the prices are prohibitive, I'd actually recommend doing reps and doing the same trades yourself - they will have a bigger return at the stage you're at.

>>26712105
Kusanagi Keiretsu, Akai Infinite Capital Funds, and WIFSTAX seem to be pretty well managed, and they are all very cheap

If you want to consider some a bit more expensive, there is Thinkpad, Raymond James, and BuyRys that stand up to my eye

Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge and Kinchou Dantai seem OK and both are even cheaper than the first two I mentioned

If you can afford around 10-20 mil, Miyatsuko, AMOGUS, and Tako Eats become options, and all three look pretty good. Funds more expensive than those you are likely priced out of.

what happened to GreenQuan
opens gura fund, makes it public, makes no trades, goes into liquidation

Sorry for a dumb question but how did some people change the colour of their name?

>>26712918
an item called jeb that you either get from gacha or auction

>>26712918
there is an item called jeb_

As someone ho is still relatively new what does multicoin mean generally? Like hen people say new players shouldn't multicoin?

>>26713431
Multicoin is buying/selling several coins at once. The reason people are saying you shouldn't multicoin as a new player is because it's actually heavily taxed.

>>26713431
Multicoin has a compound tax and new players usually dont understand how the tax works so they waste all their profits in taxes

>>26713478
>>26713528
Oh. This actually explains my dip during todays trading. I didn't know the taxes compounded

>>26712769
>AMOGUS

IS the broker fee of 4.5% the same as the buying tax of 4.5% or are you hit with a total 9% fee when buying a coin?

>>26713753
It's gotta haha funny name but the portfolio and performance looks good so far

>>26713791
yes, 4.5% for 1x buy
the tax becomes 9% PER COIN when you buy 2x
then 13.5% PER COIN on 3x
and so on

selling 1x has no tax

>>26713791
For 1x, you are being charged with 4.5% buying tax/broker fee. For 2x, it's 9% /per coin/, so you pay total of 18% of the coin in taxes. For 3x, it's 13.5% /per coin/ and so on.

>>26713836
>PER COIN
Does the per coin only come into effect when buying 2x?

>>26713928
well, when you buy 1x you also pay the tax on the coin, so it is also per coin

I emphasized the PER COIN for the later multicoin steps because newhags tend to forget that and then they get pissed when they realize they've been paying 45% extra in taxes when doing 10x

>>26713928
4.5% per coin at 1 coin is 4.5%, anonchama...

>>26713986
I understand. Your emphasize was tripping me up and making me think that the additional 4.5 tax applied for every coin you were buying. My bad

>>26714054
that is how it works on steps 2x to 10x

Same applies to selling, with the exception that there is no tax on 1x. Sell taxes grow in increments of 3% instead of 4.5% though, so the maximum tax is 30% per coin on 10x sell

>>26714115
My misunderstanding was that they would compound across multiple coins. Like saying I'm buying 2x gura and 1x Pekora . I was confused from the wording thinking that the tax on the extra tax from the 2x would also apply to me buying Pekora coin. My brain is bad so I'm pretty sure I'm just trippin myself up

>>26712105
always buy kusanagi

>>26714194
yeah its on a coin by coin basis, so even if you buy 10x pekora, and then 1x gura, youll only get the 4.5% tax on gura

Majsoul Friends Room 74226(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74226
WOW! MAHJONG! TWO SPOTS! LOTS OF MOMMY ENERGY, WHAT A DEAL!

>>26714278
>east
why?

>>26714319
because the original host made it east and we haven't changed it

>>26714360
but why

>>26711344
see >>26712105
There's a smaller pool of people that can buy the shares. High share price can only be bought by richfags while low share price can be bought by anyone.
The small amount of buys across many people build up into a non-negligible amount over time.

>>26714617
1000x on low share price limits investment from richfags.

>>26711344
>Make new account
>Can immediately buy 1000x shares of one of the meme funds and suicide the account
>Can buy 100's low price fund
>Can buy 10-40x mid funds
>>Can buy one Clockock, and nothing more expensive
Some of the low/mid funds look like they're divvie farming which a newfag could see as "safer" than buying a $40-50k COIN as a newb for divvies. Make sense?

some circles, just testing some plots, graphs and the data collection

>>26712105
Sneedfund

>>26715127
I love how you can immediately tell at a glance where HeartAttack, Kitsune, and Polka's Husband are invested because of their emoji.

>>26715127
THE CIRCLES WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!?!

>>26715327
who has shares in what
please dont look at haf too hard and notice triangle owns more shares in it than i do
i made the volume low deliberately, but it was too low

>>26715320
Is some people being in multiple circles on purpose?

>>26715467
you can own shares in every mutual

>>26715526
ooh because thats the mutual map. that explains why I can't myself at all

>>26714993
>newfag
How many of those do we have, like 10?

>>26715908
20

>>26715320
I'm in there!

maybe I should add another blonde to my oshicoining....

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/

BEEG update. You'll only ever have to copy the master sheet again when new funds are created, or when I change something huge.

I did not add the Weezer fund since it's going to close down. But I no longer have to manually enter numbers! Thank you Anon.

>>26715127
I'm not in-
Oh, there I am.

Majsoul Friends Room 44349(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44349

>>26718112
>3-Player

>>26718801
sanma is fun

ohhh rurudo

>>26719545
Surely you wouldn't defile Rurudo's pure innocent maiden body?

>>26719670
I would never.

Hello! Summer event organisers here.

Weekend 2 is this upcoming weekend, starting tomorrow!.
Currently our estimates are to run Poker on friday, CSGO on saturday, Social Deduction games/Gartic Phone on Sunday. Again, Other games may also be ran at various times if people want to self organise or there is interest (E.g. OJ, AMQ, League, Dota).

Mahjong will be held on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Times are roughly 2 hours after adjusts each day (If multiple people cannot make this let us know and we can see).
Currently the plan is to have a super casual friday, anyone can drop-in and out as they please, but do still let us know what points are achieved.
Saturday is the true groups/round robin time, we will seed slightly based on fridays results if you participated. We aim to have 4 games this day.
Sunday we will then make groups of 4-6 players based on the standings, and play 4 games with the same group to conclude the standings.
Instructions for mjs tournament specifics will come later.
Stream link: https://www.twitch.tv/not_nasfaq

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>26719763
>csgo
pls 100% stream this. I want to see nasfaq skill issue

>>26719775
>19:00:02

>>26719763
what about mh rise sunbreak demo hunt? couod be pretty fun

LIke a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 36,147,523, a 0.63% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 547,690. There are 28 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,820,877 shares, or 7.8% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 84,234 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 42):
>Nabi :: +6%
>Moona :: +5.5%
>Shion :: +4.8%
>Kanata :: +4.3%
>Haato :: +4.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 24):
>Lui :: -5.7%
>Ui :: -4.1%
>AZKi :: -3.8%
>Ina'nis :: -3.7%
>Marine :: -2.7%

4 coins (Civia, Noel, Sora, Rushia) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $261,252.95, which is a decrease of 1.18% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,090,303,295,544.42, which is a decrease of 1.3% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $30,162.60. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $116,581,486,743.70 in total market value, or 10.69% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $901,304,959.44 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 39):
>Marine :: +41.5%
>AZKi :: +20.8%
>IRyS :: +17.2%
>Ui :: +17%
>Mio :: +16.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Pekora :: -33.6%
>Kiara :: -31.3%
>Moona :: -28.4%
>Gura :: -27.9%
>Zeta :: -24.2%

2 coins (Civia, Rushia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $353,167,901, which is an increase of 26.67% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $1,812,756,412.16 today, an increase of 11.1% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 18):
>Lui :: +3%
>Kanaeru :: +2.9%
>Subaru :: +2.3%
>Roboco :: +1.9%
>Iroha :: +1.7%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>1 coin (Roboco) adjusted green, but is still trending upwards.
>6 coins (Ayame, Coco, Mumei, Pochimaru, Civia, Rushia) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>4 coins (Sana, Korone, Polka, Suisei) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Flare) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>54 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Marine :: $1005.92 Down
>Gura :: $735.40 Up
>Pekora :: $630.31 Up
>Hololive :: $571.39 Up
>Subaru :: $543.06 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Civia :: $2.12 Down
>Rushia :: $3.40 Down
>Nachoneko :: $3.93 Up
>Roboco :: $4.34 Up
>Melfissa :: $4.73 Up

Overall Average movement was $36.51 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $153.26 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$132.12 per hour.

We're seeing a bit of an uptick in volume, not anything especially crazy, but still enough to notice. As funds gain more steam, we'll see a bigger escalation in volume, I wager. A couple of pumps are happening that are flying under the radar, so you might want to be on the lookout for those. Don't think I don't see you.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>26720913
Hey BBB, do you have anything that historically stores the volatility (per Hour Changes)? I don't see anywhere on the sheet that has it archived, unless I'm blind.

>>26721214
No, I don't store volatility because it can be seen on the daily graph on the NASFAQ website. If you want the specific number, though, you could calculate it using the pre-adjustment value, the adjustment value, and the volume differential. A bit of a pain in the ass if you're trying to tally long term trends, though.

Is that information that you'd be interested in?

>>26721607
I was interested in seeing some things about volatility over a long term after mutual funds (progressively) adding a lot more to the volume. It was one of the biggest thing I was worried about with the implementation of mutual funds, so if it could be tracked, that would be nice.
It's just a personal interest of mine though, I'm not sure if others would find much use of such a thing.

>>26721794
I myself would love to have volatility archived, but as BBB said, you can calculate it for yourself rather easily, so it's not a problem for me at least, don't want to make the blondie put in extra effort if it takes him too much time.

>>26721794
Though honestly, I guess I could just wait and see the ramifications of such a thing without numbers.

>>26721928
Yeah, you're right, it was just something I was wondering about for future ease of use, instead of said calculation cause I haven't set anything up yet to do what I want to see.

I may just be missing it but is there currently a report that shows Y&G returns week to week? I am trying to make a spreadsheet to calculate mutual fund β week to week

>>26722355
I don't think there's an API endpoint for the Y&G, so you'd have to farm the data by hand.

>>26722355
>>26722488
getBenchmarkInfo

Just unlocked some new characters.

ohhh rurudo

ohhh rurudo

>>26734433
and you'll triple bump if you are still up for it

>>26734633
I won't be up when it's needed, don't expect me to.

>>26734691
can I have another rurudo image

>>26734832
Sure.

>>26734917
my favorite softcore porn character

night, /nasfaq/!

I fucking hate cooking. I have to sit there and prep the ingredients which not only bothers my eyes because I'm cutting onions but the smell, THE SMELL. I had to get a lot of garlic, mince it, and then cook with it. MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE MEAT AND GARLIC AND IT BOTH BOTHERS ME AND MAKES ME HUNGRY BUT IM ALL OUT OF WHAT I COOKED SO THERES NO POINT IN EATING AFTER THAT PLUS FROZEN FOOD WILL JUST BE HORRIBLE. And that too, unlike frozen food while cooking does taste good, it takes FUCKING FOREVER TO PREP THE INGREDIENTS COOK IT EAT IT AND THEN CLEAN IT UP.

Anyway, how do mutual funds work? Should I be buying some before divs?

>>26743460
>FROZEN FOOD WILL JUST BE HORRIBLE
Have you considered buying good frozen food? Mine tastes pretty fantastic

>>26743460
Just become a better cook lol

oh wait its not divs yet fuck

>>26743990
>buying good frozen food
I have and still consider all frozen food to be below a good home cooked meal.
>>26744067
>Just become a better cook
Im trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggg but the task of cooking itself is what bothers me more. I am glad though that I am learning to cook.
>>26744214
Go back to sleep Kronii, you have a stream tomorrow. I think...

>>26744323
Maybe if i go back to sleep I'll wake up to divs

>>26744323
Good frozen food is still good if it's cooked for the right amount of time. If you fry something, it'll usually taste good so you could consider that. Naturally a "good" home cooked meal is better, but the convenience is a good tradeoff.

>>26744505
>If you fry something, it'll usually taste good so you could consider that
I never really fry anything. It's been awhile since I have. Maybe I should try frying/deep frying soon sometime, but I don't know what i'd do.
>convenience is a good tradeoff
Yeah but I still hate it, though I wont say there isnt decent/good frozen meals out there.
That's my cooking thoughts for now, if you want more DM me on nasfaq.
>>26744353
Sleep well

>>26744505
ive turned cooking frozen sausages and burgers in the deepfryer into an artform myself
you can use anything to cook anything using something riskier just reduces the time you have between cooked and burnt and more personal care needs to be taken watching it cook.
when frying or deep frying and not using the oven make sure to slice or pierce the sausage or burger all over to make sure the heat and oil gets to the centre

Ame thread is a shithole. Why does Amelia has so many goslingniggers? I just don't get why Teacucks like seeing Gosling so much.

I can't find a single fucking general that is as infested with goslingniggers as Ame thread. Holy hell. Why is this discord gosling culture so prevalent there?

>>26719763
Question. will poker be played using real money?

>>26745922
they want a sister like ame, a daughter like ame. a wife like ame a childhood friend like ame a mother like ame
they will never ever have ame
its like 8x the waifu i feel for them while my oshi is another, i feel the same for A-chan

>>26720913
As per usual, thank you very much for your morning review!
If you need help with dropping your horny
level, lmk (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ)
Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 24):
>Ina'nis :: -3.7%
Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Zeta :: -24.2%
All me...

>>26745403
>DM me
I don't even know who you are

>>26746892
Thats the joke But if you really want to then um... filename I guess?

>>26746994
>filename bullshit
I don't care enough

>>26746994
uohh breeding with mikofag
spending his silver in exchange for giving him pleasure

>>26734691
more
i desire more, of whatever this is

Aki

Great, the underaged redditor looking for (You)s is back, and it matches SEA time, too.

Ill repost this for (You)s

>>26747294
>and it matches SEA time, too.
are you really surprised about this?

SEAniggers so desperate to stay relevant they have to talk about it any time someone makes a post between midnight to 6am EST

Which post is the seanig? Asking for a friend

NenePro Ltd, how is your crypto investment going?

>>26749150
look at pann wallet situation and its pretty much the exact replica

It'd be nice to have an option to only see the bulletins from mutual funds I own shares of. The buy towa buy towa buy towa buy towa buy towa buy towa buy towa buy towa buy towa buy towa spam might be slightly annoying me

>>26749375
Enjoy life. Buy Towa

>>26749862
What about selling Towa instead?

some numbers

>>26747921
Cope, seethe and dilate. SEAchads run this board.

>>26750152
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SORTED BY

>>26750654
Tell me how I know you've never opened poi once.

>>26750654
dick length

>>26750710
i use it , subscribers alone is pointless, youre looking for views delta or subs delta

>>26751175
The bars are view delta. Sorting the graph by view delta means using the graph is a pain in the butt. Sorting by subscriber count means you can sort NASFAQ by subscriber count and "follow along".

what the fuggin bruh, I cant log on bro

>>26749375
have you considered buying towa

Good morning nasfaq!

>>26752101
Yo

>>26752101
ohIRYS

>>26750152
What is an efficient way to calculate this daily without writing it all down on a sheet of paper?

>>26752588
Let me know when you figure it out.

>>26752588
Excel, Google Docs, or just good ol' Json.

>>26751719
> he ever logs out

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 18)
>Shion :: $7,711.01
>Choco :: $7,108.20
>Lamy :: $5,075.29

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 48)
>Fubuki :: -$15,855.82
>Suisei :: -$7,599.27
>Ina'nis :: -$7,506.89

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,636.19
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,865.39
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,949.29

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and remember that you only have 89 cycles left until dividends.

>>26749328
oi don't use my wallet to describe your retarded crypto investments

my trades

I'd buy more, but I want to buy mutual funds before adjustements

>>26755036
I am broke

feels good to be poor again

>>26755036
also why the fuck are you selling chammers at 16k...

>>26749150
Imagine buying Civia near her all-time low, but people decide to panic-sell instead of buy even after that because someone in the top 10 sold their stack. Then imagine that the devs say 'we're going to migrate Civia to a new coin, and you'll need to pay 150% of your stack's value to exchange your coins.' Moving those coins will cost you more than 100% of your investment's worth, so it's less costly to hold as the coin dies than lose it all in a flash The new coin kept crashing too. Both are futile, but one is less painful than the other. That is how it is going.
Never buy shitcoins, ever. That is what I learned. Within a few months, I doubled the money I put in by scalping and day trading, and within an instant threw it all away believing in the pipe dream of getting rich quick.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi
>Captcha: GNKN0
>>26754245
Nice Pagi

>>26755223
oh shit nigga i was supposed to buy

>>26755643
you shoud've bought Monero

Chronobanks can potentially default if someone decides to short it. Maybe this will be a lesson for all of you to never trust jewish tricks

>>26756481
I will never sell out the Kronie!!

>>26756481
explain

>>26757028
Despite having a networth amounting to hundreds of millions, Chronobanks' actual balance is only 14 million and each stock costs 50k. If anyone decides to pull out for the lels, the mutual fund would automatically be in the negatives, assuming that the pending sales surpasses the amount of buys by several hundred stocks

>>26755643
You should have bought Link

>>26757284

>>26757407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQfSAGTAUF8

tsuna coin when honk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51zT-IvdJ4E

>>26757284
I am buying clockfund and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>>26757284
Then he can just sell some shares, or wait for the next day after dividends, when more money would pour in?

>>26757442
I hold my stinky linkies like a good marine

>>26757284
I doubt you can try this on any Miyamoto fund, they'll just buy 10k shares between them and bail each other out

>>26757407
I am still holding a couple linkies, just in case

>>26757586
This, should short someone like Ninjin instead because he'd actually get fucked.

>>26756481
I thought it was already divvy day so I bought way more high div coins than I should have to get high divvies for the shareholders..
But then I woke up and it was friday

>>26758290
>CEO is retarded
I'm selling clocks 1000x

>>26758290
its okay everyone likes you because youre retarded

>>26758290
Clocks...
That is a terrible play, dividends go to your shareholders, you'd still be broke tomorrow even if it was Friday

>>26758509
But big divvies give me the happy brain chemicals and I thought they would give them to others too so they'd feel happy holding the shares and then invest more!

Depending on how much dividends the mutual funds bring in, I might stop multicoining

>>26758237
>Ninjin is actually at 67k balance
HOLY SHIT
DOOM CHADS WERE WE AT

>>26757441
Nice Still not watching her

>>26755643
What country are you from

>>26758989
More for me.

>>26759024
iirc nenep is g*rman

>>26759190
no, nenep is swedish

>Triangle has 500 Ninjinc.
Tri I know you read this thread
Please make my day

>>26759028
should i invest in her coins?

>>26759217
I invested in Ninjin because I believe in him.
He's done quite well to stay afloat as the market plummets.

>>26759388
Look, I won't tell you how to make your financial investments but she is already nearing 100k subscribers with a striking similarity to a former popular vtuber.

>>26759190
>>26759209
nenep is a mutt

Hi, casual mahjong will be starting now! Anyone can play, even if you aren't signed up for the tournament on Saturday and Sunday. Playing is simple:
>open up Mahjong Soul
>click on tournament match
>click on tournament lobby
>enter tournament id "227157"
>click "prepare for match" when ready
Once there are enough people for a room you'll enter a game with said people. There will be prizes (30 million nasfaq moneys) for the highest scorer/highest average placement (min. 4 games) and any yakumans (post' em).

The plan for Saturday is to have everyone play 4 games, matches will start at 15:00 UTC and go until everyone has played their matches. Don't worry if you can't make it exactly at the start, matches will be going for a while you can come in like an hour or two after, we will try our best to accommodate you. There will be two brackets for different skill levels, if you feel misplaced feel free to contact any of us and we will correct it.

For Sunday we will take the scores from Saturday's games and split the brackets into smaller brackets of 4-6 people and people will play 4 (perhaps more if everyone in the bracket is willing) more games to determine the winner. The starting times will differ a bit depending on who's in which bracket.

>>26759832
> There will be prizes (30 million nasfaq moneys) for the highest scorer/highest average placement (min. 4 games) and any yakumans (post' em).
you know what would be really fucking funny? if a certain person got these prizes

>>26759820
Don't you ever call me American again, you hear?

>anons spreading miss info
Truth is, nenep is fat

>>26759953
british "people" are just lesser americans

>>26759953
so you are indog?

>>26760037
see >>26759984

>>26759945
Who?

>>26760060
that post is irrelevant to mine

>>26760081
someone who is 8b in debt

>>26759832
If anybody would like to watch a casual stream of our casual games, the /nasfaqg/ Twitch channel is live:
https://www.twitch.tv/not_nasfaq

>>26758950
A single sell of Ninjin (well, a single share sold over buy orders) would bankrupt him.
Since his per share price is so high, it'd be a good idea to buy a bunch of Ninjin and hold it to sell when he's low on liquid.

How many shares of Ninjinc would one have to buy to own Ninjin heheh

>>26760738
brat has a fund, he has renamed himself to fishe
you could own half of brats body

>>26761787
god that's hot...

the 1 year anniversary weekend for the aggie has come around
to celebrate, I'll be hosting our second 4k resolution board
feel free to draw any oc nasfaq/vtuber related or hang out
all skill levels welcome
https://aggie.io/9khtzt6nv7
just a reminder, this doesn't mean the aggie in the op is going away, I plan to keep that one open after this board fills up

>>26762454
>beautiful ogayu
My drawing career really peaked at my first attempt.

>>26759953
You will move to America whether you like it or not.

>>26760738
the only thing you need to share is your feelings with me

>>26763823
What would your wife think...

>>26763823
ninjin-chan...

>>26763906
he doesnt have to know

>>26763131
Says who?

>>26764032
Is there even anyone in particular you'd cheat on your wife with? If they praised you and appreciated you and called you cute?

>>26764134
maybe a certain shape that plays mahjong with me...

the circle known as nenep

>>26764448
LMAO

>>26764448
You motherfucker

>>26764851
oblate spheroid

>wake up
>I’ve missed 2 hours of mahjong and everyone is bullying my nekkowife

Grrrr

>>26765201
If you want, we can bully you instead.

>>26762454
Thanks for hosting these.

>>26764033
Me.

>>26765440
And who are you to have such authority?

>>26679532
Funds more like FUDS amirit

>>26765556
I don't have it, but name one defense you/nenep have/has against me taking you and moving to America forcefully.

So we have Triangle and Circle, who's Square?

>>26766108
the least interesting nasfaq player

>>26765808
>name one defense
Me. Sorry anon, but he’ll be staying right where he is.

>>26766206
I don't even know who are you, you will not be able to interfere.

>>26766362
>unaware
anon...

>>26766796
Why would I be aware? I don't play nasfaq at all.

>>26766838
so why are you here telling a nasfaq player you will kidnap them?? what is the point?

>>26766925
Because he needs to be moved to America.

>>26766954
he may but I don't think you're the one who will make it happen

>>26766362
Anonchama, I’m his legal guardian/owner. You can’t take him because you’ll have to go through me.

>>26767015
Why not? It wouldn't work if he moved on his own. I wouldn't mind if he was moved by someone else.

>>26767150
I see, then we agree

>>26767080
You will also be moved

Forever page 10.

>>26768243
New bwead