/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

am i the only one who's completely positive about the concert itself and about the way it was sprung on us?

>>26590627
He didn't say that. I said that. And I said it because I forgot she told them that (Did she really, I don't remember?)
Either way, my point stands. They're rotating members so there's no way Gura will be featured 3 days in a row. And she's probably had her fill off streams for now with 4 in 2 days.

>>26590859
that some mutilated shrimp right there with no feelers (and some stubby legs too, but i could have forgiven that as art quirk)
lowkey horror shit

>>26590896
no. our resident schizo just likes to post a lot

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>26590896
I liked it too. I can appreciate the surprise and it made the whole thing hype. Especially since some of us were under the assumption Gura wouldn't do anything BIG that showed she was working hard on her birthday stuff.

>>26590896
only part I'm disappointed about was the beginning being muted and Gura just ending the stream as soon as it was over. otherwise I really enjoyed it.

>>26590896
No, I liked it and thought the "surprise" was fine. Anyone that follows her close enough knew it was gonna be 3D, and if you don't follow her close enough to know then who fucking cares what you think

>>26590896
Please learn to trust your own judgment and ignore stupid posts instead of assuming everything you read here is an actual opinion.

>>26590896
I'm not positive about the delay and the fact shit had to be cut or whatever, but I don't think Gura could do anything about that. She did her best. What I am pissed about is that I missed the other stream because she said nothing.

>>26590970
>rotating members
>she's probably had her fill off streams for now
You can fuck right the hell off with this bullshit. They're only going to be together for a limited time and they should make the most out of it.

Grongo Glapongus

>>26590993
That's the point, fear the shark.

>>26590896
I liked the concert, had my hopes up for an original song but I can wait a bit more for it

>>26591175
Shocking truth: It is possible to make the most of being together without streaming it.

>>26591188
its practically like showing off a handless man on the image anon, are you fine with that? A mutilated man, standing next to gura? its bad taste

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539369434145468418
Fuck, it's looking like another guerrilla

>Kiara asking for offcollab ideas

>>26591296
i love hololive English—Myth

>>26591296
I know it's dumb, but I busted out laughing.

the front row of the concert was just a bunch of haachama's with penlights

>>26590896
>1 hour delay
>Unannounced 3D concert
Nah, events like this shouldn't be "surprises" and her manager should've stepped in and at least made her put 3D in the title like she just did. It's just stupid all around and ruins the experience.

>>26591296
>2am off collab time
god fucking damn it. Couldn't this have been next fucking week when I don't have work

>>26591367
based?

I'm in love with Gura!

>>26590896
loved the concert, things like no orisong and the abrupt ending kinda soured my first impression on it but I'm over it now

>>26590896
The concert is good by itself but we missed out on her interaction with chat and what she got this year compared to last year which was vergil and dante and her crying at the fanbook. We only got a mention of the book in the call-in and it wasn't shown and no interaction to chat other than fixing her audio at the beginning of the concert. Everything was an improvement from last birthday except for that.

I got one single dino plush and shipping was $23, I think I should've gotten another one

Holy fuck I love Gura!

>>26591538
that's part of why I decided to just get the full set, even if it's without the hand-signed card. same shipping cost

Still no confirmation that Gura is still there. She left. WHY GURA?????

>>26590896
I'm happy with it. If she had advertised it as a 3d live you'd have people upset that it wasn't a "real" 3d live.

>>26590896
99% of people will they you they enjoy the concert, no need to give the 1% any attention.

>>26591296
Gura probably left already. No one has talked about her today. Kiara, Ame and Ina all tweeted but no Gura mention

I have awoken, how many gorilla off collabs have I missed?

>>26591175
They are rotating members. Kiara clearly said as such.
Gura doesn't usually stream 4 times in 2 days, even so after big events.

Kiara, Ina and Ame all tweeted but no mention of Gura. She fucking left didn't she? If she did ill be so pissed off.

>>26591625
OK Shion take it easy

Im not gonna speculate, im just gonna wait for my sharkwife to appear again!

>>26590896
I would have liked it to not be a surprise. Your first full 3D concert shouldn't be a secret. It should be promoted

>>26591804
i will doompost and you can't stop me

Gura... I need Gura!

>>26591749
Yep that is why I think she is on her way homeif not home right now, (prob outside the usa) but they have all talked about each other on discord but not gura witch tells me she is not there anymore, if she ends up on stream she really will not be there but on a discord call.

Gura mention of horses missing from stable by Sana on stream. No Gura in sight though.

>>26591749
I know what Kiara said and it doesn't change the fact that it's stupid.
>Gura doesn't usually stream 4 times in 2 days, even so after big events.
Anon, the context here is an offcollab that will only last a few more days, not her usual break.

>>26591792
If you know gura things are always good for her for a few days before all hell breaks loose and then she leaves.

>>26591741
None yet and Gura probably left already. No mention of her on Twitter from Ina, Ame or Kiara despite them tweeting about each other.

>>26590896
I had a lot of fun. I wish they released those covers individually without the concert dialogue because she actually sounded great!

>>26591882
Gura does not live outside the US you absolute schizo

>>26591873
how'd you get this picture of me?

>>26591941
What else the voices inside your head told you?

>>26592000
i would seriously pay 50 bucks for a CD or FLAC download.

>>26592017
>replying to him

Gooorah wake up from your nap and get over to Ame's

>>26591792
>gura
>tweeting

so anyone buy an extra limited merch set for me

There is a non zero chance that Gura was knotted by Bubba within the past 24 hours.

>>26591792
It's like what they did when Amé wasn't in the previous collab... Why are they so stupid (?)>>26591792

>>26591636
Yeah I wanted to get the full set but sadly i'm a poorbud and the plush was the only thing I could afford since I got other buyfag expenses this month and the next one

>>26592084
Yes, anon, Gura avoiding Twitter makes her invisible to and unmentionable by her genmates. That's how that works, you're correct.

>>26592062
I'd buy that and a blu-ray

>>26592017
look you have no proof she does live in the usa or outside of it and something from 2020 does not count since that was 2 years ago. Either way she left and is no longer there no matter where she lives since gura cannot stay around people that long before starting a fight and being asked to leave, hell why do you think she was fired more then one time before she landed her job at hololive? you know she told us this much on stream are you a member?

>>26592076
why do you think she is staying at a hotel and not a ame's? there is a reason.

>>26592163
ok

>>26592102
im still refreshing the page, they'll come back right....

>>26592163
this feels like it was written by a neural network

>>26592134
Bubba is a girl.

>>26592278
Fanfic schizo is pretty much that.

>>26592146
if you understand then stfu about it

>>26591795
No!

>>26592084
I wasn't talking about Guda tweeting retard. I was talking about the other girls mentioned her. They all mentioned each other except for Gura

>Mumei and Fauna aren't going to LA
D:
Goddamnit

>>26592386
May be because they don't get along with gura off stream? did you ever think of that? nope did not think so.

>>26592163
this made me laugh good

The screen behind her during the concert sometimes has a floating silhouette of smol IRyS in the upper left corner

>>26592468
So its funny to you when people don't get along? Gura has a word for people like you she uses on stream (shit head)!

>>26591296
They buy Gura a dino costume have her wear it while the girls rub her tummy until she climaxes.

>>26592388
Who cares about them two

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539376067592409090
wonder what they're planning now

Kiara is molesting Ame RIGHT NOW. She better keep her hands off my wife

>>26592271
surely that wasnt it..... they wouldnt do that to us

https://youtu.be/pRaOtpqvEx8?t=4295

>>26592571
Come on now threadshitter at least keep your posts in order. The post I replied to had nothing to do with people getting upset with each other

what are the chances of anything today? they did say to watch out for tomorrow or was that just lol meme dot mp3 ?

>>26592636
>today and tomorrow
pls at least before 10pm.. my sleep reps..

>>26592688
After the tweet Kiara just put out I'm expecting a frame in the next hour or two. We can see if Gura will be there based on that

>>26592636
>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539376067592409090
oh thank god i was about to go to sleep

>>26592636
I'm sure its something without gura since they don't get along with her, poor girl, Your fans love you gura and so does all of Sweden my home country.

>>26592667
I know the answer but I don't wanna think about it. I was so fucking close..

expect an 8pm frame with standard 15 minute delay

>>26592636
Gura left. They didn't mention her today at all

>/ggg/
Are you aware that GGG is a German hardcore porn company whose full name is German Goo Girls?

>>26592688
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539376067592409090

>>26592821
no but that's very interesting kiara thank u

>>26592821
I am, and I chuckle about that sometimes

>>26592636
>Kiara
Lol. Lmao. Imagine watching an autistic Austrian attention whore.

>>26592821
>Goo Girls
Gooba...

>>26592765
Every Country loves gura.

>see ggg on a random poster
>smile while thinking of /ggg/

>3D concert
>New emotes
>Dino Gura
I love you too Gura

Matsuri drawing bloop

>>26585831
>>26586135
>>26586706
>>26586758
>>26590411
>>26591678
>>26591731
>>26591792
>>26591947
Why are some of you people like this

any gura mentions on fauna's stream?
just tuned in

Gura is still there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THl36CUv2lo

So stream in Ina channel in a few hours.
We will see if Gura is in this one or not since they say yesterday they will rotate

>>26593455

SCHIZO BTFO

Buds, I'm still having a hard time coping from my LE set being removed from my cart at payment processing...

>>26593573
read the description, retard

https://twitter.com/YanJhia/status/1539345431796523008?s=20&t=B93ZpbwMGrfLHknkgTwZNw
Suddenly, I become Kiara

>>26593573
Imagine posting this or any of these >>26593501

>schizos
>being btfod
You fuckers never learn do ya?

>>26593596
As always but they don’t care about it
Just stop replying to them.
While it’s pretty obvious why there will be almost no mention of Gura in tweets

>CALLI SOON(TM) please be patient everyone!! ty!!!

>>26593501
pretty sure that's all one schizo

Schizos lose again, for real just go kill yourselves already

>>26593663
They are doing this on purpose due to their masochistic tendencies.

>calli soon

>>26593596
Schizos are literally children that suffer from object impermanence.

>>26593501
How new are you? Anon that is just how things work here so it has to be true because so many people posted it here.

full myth off-collab is happening after all!

>>26593542
Can't wait to see her again soon!

Reminder that Kiara invited herself.

>>26593743
Why are you a fool that believes things he cannot see continue to happen? They might not be. You don't know.

>>26593739
I hope so I want full myth offcollab

are you guys actually surprised gura is still there? you know we have a regular shitposting doomer right? come on

>>26593796
God I fucking hate Kiara.

>>26593573
retard

>>26585831
>>26586135
>>26586706
>>26586758
>>26590411
>>26591678
>>26591731
>>26591792
>>26591947
>>26593757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THl36CUv2lo
gura is on there stream tonight are you happy she is still with them fags.

>>26593600
I genuinely had a hard time sleeping last night because of it. It fucking sucks

>Calli soon
FUCK

>>26593818
They don’t watch Gura so they don’t know her.
Wouldn’t surprise me if she asks the others to not talk too much about her in tweets since she loves secrecy

>>26593869
none of them are me, but yes, I am happy

>>26593695
>>26593739
Fuck this gay earth, nothing good ever lasts...

>>26593869
They are playing super smash bros, but they are girls so they would be smashing one another, right?

Ahahaha this also confirms that she’s there the rest of the week, schizos just keep losing

>>26593789
Gura will marry Mori
Mori will rap battle with Ame

Things are looking good.

I might sleep through this one. They won't play more than an hour or two so it's not worth it.

You can shitpost all you want but in the end Gura loves Mori and you will BTFO.
Go cry in the corner

>>26593901
Or maybe they know Gura doesn't like sharing too much on Twitter so they don't talk about her out of respect. It's like some of you don't interact with humans

>>26593901
Could be, the girl had a hard life so you can not blame her.

>>26594000
Return to your corner, cuckbeat.

Gura's happy, I'm happy. Simple as.

>>26593573
so 9:30 pm stream?

>>26593817
>full myth off collab
>they spend an hour at home depot renting digging equipment and proceed to spend 3 hours digging a hole.

>>26593971
Honestly I'd pay to watch Gura femdom Calli despite Calli being much taller and far more stacked. It'd be like if Mumei got drunk and raped Kronii like we know she would.

feels weird knowing that in a couple of days, all of myth will finally meet
i bet gura is feeling on top of the world right now

I fucking hate Smash. Guess I'm going to sleep.

>>26594000
Gladly.

Glad we could miss out on over a month's worth of streams for a less than 40-minute performance from Gura + Myth girls and Kanauru replacing Kiara and Gura for the Myth or Treat portion. Oh, and the Limited Edition handwritten autographs that she knew not everyone was going to be able to get, despite claiming she doesn't want to show any favoritism towards her fans. Lazy, uncommunicative, lying cunt.

>Calli
The kino is over bros...

>>26594078
get fucked

>>26594011
Same thing in the end but yeah

>>26593789
sauce on that info?

>>26593888
Thanks, bud. Knowing there's someone else out there going through the same retarded pain for this makes me feel a little bit better.

>>26593971
Bonebros will kiss

>>26594130
literally read the description on Ina's frame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THl36CUv2lo

>>26594087

>>26594087
Limited merch isn't favoritism you fucking retard. Everyone had an equal chance to get it. Except the disabled, the stupid, and the unlucky.

>>26594130
the 25th I think or a day after. Yes the proof is real but I will get in trouble if I post the proof.

>>26594130
Just do your reading reps anon…
It’s in stream description

>>26593869
I hate the "women" that come here and turn everything into drama and the niggers who reply to them so fucking much.

Haha! Gura left. No Gura in the thumbnail

Gura should just get it over with and sell bath water.

>>26594087
holy kek he’s so mad his “Gura left” shitposting is already destroyed

>>26593796
Good. I want my full gen offcollab

>>26594130
See the video info I posted a screen shot of it.

Mori is still in Japan right now so don’t worry about it. At least until Thursday or even Friday it will be only 4 people

>>26594200
So long as it's limited, it means not everyone was going to be able to get it, you fucking retarded dipshit.

All these off-collabs really make me wish I had friends

>>26594271
You don't have to be here you know, and no one is asking you to like it.

>>26594176
>>26594202
>>26594216
>>26594332
Oh, shit, haven't check that. Thanks, I appreciate the info.

>>26594286
I dont want bath water I want her fluids

She's still on her flight coming back from europe that's why they're only starting in 5 hours
That's how you do it ?

>>26594317
>>26594317
This was my first post since here yesterday. I don't give a shit about their fucking off collab.

Wonder why Ame, Ina and Kiara made no mention of Gura despite her being there. Kiara can't stop talking about Ame

>>26594439
>>26594011

>>26594404
that's better than what >we usually have

>>26594402
The implication is that the bath water contains her fluids. Gura is a pretty shitty choice for fluids anyway. Any self respecting man would sooner have the sweat that runs off Kronii's milkers.

They're going to play RL Twister! Gooba is going to smell everyone's various bodily areas during the game (she's gonna be in smell heaven!)

Found it.

>>26594439
Just watch Gura you would know why

>>26594439
Why would they talk about Gura when its the Ame, Ina, Kiara show and not the Gura show

Ya guys know since Kiara asked, I think I'd really like a watchalong with all 5 (or atleast 4 without calli since shes still in jp) of them, preferably a really good horror movie with lots of jumpscares so we get all the cuddly and all the scream action going on

>>26594546
>A watchalong containing Kiara
Oh boy I can't wait to listen to two fucking hours of her nasally voice running nonstop.

>>26594011
They should share anyway because Gura is a big dum-dum.

these late night streams must be killing east coast chumbies with jobs

>>26594403
No problem, people make mistakes just like that time when your mom did not use a condom

>>26594603
yes

>>26594490
nice, I sure hope so

>>26594439
Kiara loves Ame a whole lot.

>>26594603
i get paid to sit at home, answer / make emails, and do a bit of coding. i dont give a shit lol

>>26594403
YW

Actually Gura is not there cover is testing a new house hologram technology, soon you will be able to have your own Gura at home

>>26594439
https://files.catbox.moe/282zcf.png
Here’s why

>stream starts when I'm closing up shop.
I'm a little sad that I'll probably catch the tail end of the collab.

we have to talk about Gura
why is she so small?

>>26594660
Seems to be legit too. Not actual yuribait Gura does for Ame.

>>26594723
>Ina is completely flat but hung like a rogue elephant

>>26594603
As long as I know the time in advance I'll manage it.
t. eurofag

>>26594202
>the proof is real but I will get in trouble if I post the proof.
The proof is Mori's schedule, which says there's a guest appearance on the 25th.

>>26594742
Gentics her shark mom is also smol

>>26594723
This is canon.

>>26594769
Isn't it the opposite? She literally yuribaiting on twitter

>>26594840
Don't reply to bait.

>>26594815
Ok, thank god she's only going to be there for a day or two. The kino is still in play buds.

>>26594011
what friends respect each other's boundaries?
never heard of it

>>26594739
do you not have a phone

>>26594815
Nah I doubt she’s coming till the day after her schedule is done, it would be weird for her to already have a time listed for a collab considering they’re just winging it

>>26594603
I overslept by an hour Tuesday morning after Monday's karaoke (which I tapped out of after an hour), I missed last night's entirely (had no idea it even was happening), and I will miss tonight's too

>>26594815
>25th
24th. I can't read.

>>26594815
What the fuck are there all those words on the lines matching up with days, wtf is this?

>>26594918
I do but it will probably be close to 10pm for me by the time I'm done and can watch.

>>26594979
>numbers

>>26594769
All of these interactions are yuribait stoopid.

>>26594815
>The Quarry
didn't gura say she was on the fence about this a few times? hope she plays it

Do we know how many limited edition sets there were? I saw several people saying 100 but i have no idea where that info came from

I can't decide whether or not I should order more birthday merch. Should I buy another bowl and fork so I have a set of two? Should I buy more Dino Guras? I want more Dino Guras but I don't have any good reason for it

>>26594979
anon are you retarded?

>>26595088
If one gets crusty with cum you'll still have a fresh one

>>26594674
Not a real job

>>26595053
There's a way to count that i've done before but I don't remember. I can believe the 100 number simply because it's gonna take her a while to sign 100 as it is

>>26595109
Seethe.

>>26595087
that's beside the point

>>26595047
Why would Mumei pretend she hasn't seen it? She'd just see it then lie about it. Gaslighting is her speciality and it's why I don't watch her. Insufferable lying bitch.

>>26595109
you should see how little my project managers do. it's funny how the higher paying your job the less you do. instead you just get other people to do it for you

>>26595168
Mumei? I mean you're not wrong but

Gonna play some vidya now that I know when the collab is. Keep loving that Goob buds

>>26595054
Sorry, but she's saving that playthrough for alone time with Barb

Distant Gura coming soon

Super smash off-collab at a reasonable time. On Ina's channel. So that only leaves one for Watson and maybe Mori but It's not looking good for her. Kind of wish Gura had at least one archived off-collab on her channel instead of the unarchived one we got, even though it was still good.

Why did ina put goomba in the thumbnail? I thought it was factually true and uncontestable that goomba went home because of ::schizo reasons::

>>26594603
I work nights and I can watch streams while I work.
It's pretty cool.

>>26595054
I already watched a playthrough and it's alright. Not Stanley level but what is.

Who sounds cuter? VR Gura or Distant Gura?

>>26595382
gura is cuter than gura

>>26595382
VR Distant Gura

>>26595382
Tough choice but I have so much nostalgia for distant boxing Gura from the Clubhouse 51 gurame collab that I have to go with that

>>26595382
Proximity chat gives both. Distant VR Gura wins. Gura ate this by the way.

>>26595382
doesn't know we can actually hear her in the background gura

>>26594603
Overnight is my game dev time but I sleep in longer so whatever.

>>26594815
That has nothing to do with gura so its off topic.

I don't like Smash, they should play Mario Party Superstars instead

>>26594603
I'm definitely taking the 2 weeks off around their debut anniversaries just in fucking case now

I don't like Smash, they should play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe instead

>>26595550
That's a nice gawr

>>26595626
I don't like either. They should play Ultimate Chicken Horse instead. Gura hasn't played that yet.

>>26595626
I don't like Ame, she should go to bed early

>>26595353
she spent half of the day asleep and the other half lying on the couch watching SpongeBob in the background

Would you cheat on Gura with Gawr?

>>26595088
I bought two full sets so I can use one and keep one nice

>>26595626
I don't like Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, they should have an orgy (with me) instead

Help me I try to spy on their off collab but I got caught.
They beat me up and put me in a dress and makeup. Now they want to put things in my ass, I manage to hide for now.
What do I do

>>26595626
This but Dokapon Kingdom

>>26595626
gura would demolish them

>>26595855
become their pet and then fly back home to canada with gura

>>26595855
>They beat me up and put me in a dress and makeup. Now they want to put things in my ass, I manage to hide for now.
Uhhhh... How is any of this bad?

>>26595130
>take her a while
Let's say you need 10 sec to sign one. You prob need less, but hey let's imagine she'll do it kinda slowly and carefully, so 10 seconda it is. 10 x 100sec = 1000sec ≈ 16.67min < 17min. Conclusion: she could easily sign 1000 if the number is only based on that.

>>26595088
i got the set but am tempted to get another bowl just in case it gets damaged either through transport or usage

Gurass

>>26595053
The rumors I saw were 100 for Geekjack and 1900 for the official shop.

>>26596189
Considering other girls have done thousands of autographed ones before, 100 is a pathetic amount.
Hell a few of the girls have done unlimited autographed merch. Laplace's right now is even in that group. I know Moona and Shion did it as well before

>>26596189
>10 sec to sign one
No fucking way she does it in 10 seconds. She has to rub the spit and pussy juice into each one otherwise there's no point.

>>26594603
this is one of those times when 3rd shift sucks.

>>26596189
one signature is probably more than 10 seconds because she'll take her time and her signature is kinda fancy. The number could have been higher as well. The only other issue I could see is that she has to sign them and send them back to japan to be shipped out again, so they may have wanted a smaller quantity. unless she signs them when they go to Japan in a month or two

You retards how the fuck would she go home when she is literally homeless?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l36m1yOd14k

>>26596260
rubrubrubrubrub

>>26596189
mrbeast did a limited edition merch with his signature and he only got 2k done after spending a whole day on it.
https://youtu.be/TDiXxsQ0w2Q?t=64
i sort of doubt gura would be able to spend a whole day on it and write that fast

>>26596189
>Let's say you need 10 sec to sign one
I got Korone's before, she has a fancy signature and wrote an entire paragraph. It probably takes minutes per card if they put in the effort and love to make them all as good as can be. No sloppy signatures or sloppy letters

>>26596585 me
also keep in mind his signature was just and MB where as gura's is much more complex

>>26596585
>>26596643
Obviously its gonna take longer than 10s for cards, but he also had the significant added time sink of moving inventory. Sweatshirts are much bigger than postcards

I love Gura.

>>26596643
>Gura complains about her wrist hurting
>Possibly has early carpal tunnel
>Cover made her sign 2000 postcards
COVER HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

>>26596747
She'll sign with her feet

>>26596747
Gura chose to do this. Just like she chose to not use her Herman Miller. She's just dumb.

>>26595088
Why didn't you wait to decide the quantity? Pre-orders are open for a few weeks so you have a bunch of time. You'll just get fucked by shipping charges now.

>>26596784
she could use her big toe like a stamp to sign a bunch of cards quickly. those would probably sell out even faster, though

>>26596857
>Just like she chose to not use her Herman Miller
I still can't believe this fucking child decided to use a shitty scam gamer chair for A MONTH and kill her back because she wanted to feel like an e-girl. There's a good chance she bought that chair too for hundreds of dollars because it looked cute, it probably isn't even the one she used to have.
She is in dire need of correction

>>26596747
I don't think the number was actually that high

>>26596969
>for a month
She's never said that she stopped using the shitty chair, anon.

>>26597013
This brat....

>>26597013
yeah, she only said she's considering going back to the Herman Miller, so presumably she's still using the gamer chair. oh, this girl...

>>26594896
>>26593901
>>26594026
>>26594011
>>26594123
Ah yes, "Gura must be really worried that her fans might learn that she's currently off-collabing with us. Better be careful." "Girls, please don't mention that I'm also here playing with Kiara's cats when you're tweeting, I would hate that" and other things that definitely cross human minds.

I can save her

>>26597274
Gura is a shark.

>>26597329
Erotic shark!

>>26597274
all me btw

Just getting around to watching the birthday stream and did she get a new mic or something because her voice in the beginning is PEAK SEX

They should have been in Japan right now if it it wasn't for the government gate keeping tourists and having severe paranoia on covid.

>>26597379
anon..

>>26597421
nah saving the JP trip for debut anniversaries

>>26597379
She was very nervous because she had Kiara and presumably Ina watching her stream in person

>>26597459
i’m retarded and i never come to this board

I have proof that Gura loves me.

>>26597512
She said herself its not her mic nor her setup she's at Ame's house

>>26597516
She gave you a signed dino plushie too?

>>26597463
I really hope Gura can stay a night at Lui’s place when she does go. Lui is so genuinely nice to her and speaks enough English to make it work

>>26597535
i just got to that, sorry lol i’m a very casual viewer i don’t watch many streams. she sounds like an actual child

>>26596969
>because she wanted to feel like an e-girl.
wait, she said that?

>>26597329
Sharks don't think and they definitely don't tell people to not talk about them WHILE HANGING OUT WITH THEM.
It'd be something else if you told me that she asks others to not talk about what she's up to in her free time when she's at home, but if she's literally in the house with them right now, what could she possibly be worried about in regards to opsec and privacy? We're gonna learn that she's in the living room? Or is she shooting up heroine or something

>>26597274
Gura get off the board, it miss's with your head and is addicting, You end up wasting so much time here and next thing you know its the only thing you are doing, Just go and have fun with your friends, people don't believe 90% of what is posted in this place anyway so your safe and fine.

>>26597602
e-girl or gamer girl one or the other, but yes that was her sole reasoning for doing it

>>26597274

>>26597543
No, she sent me a message saying she loves me.

>>26597642
After last night I believe she is actively trolling twitter schizos. Seethe more, she loves it.

>>26597512
your only retarded if you come to this board not if you don't

>>26597710
Oh...I'm sorry.

>>26597642
Anon she was scared to use the toaster without a fire extinguisher. Just accept that she’s a paranoid person, or that she was doing other things while they were in a room together

>>26597794
She didn't want Ame to dox her socks until Ame told her wtf is she worried about

fucking goddamn fuckshit cock im too wired to sleep and i need to be up at 4fucking am fuck the west coast i hope california burns to the ground

>>26597719
Epic idea. Let me troll my retarded thrice-removed cousin by faking my death and making my entire family believe I'm dead for 3 years.

What are you guys even talking about? Did those 3 do a twitter space while Gura and I had sex last night?

>>26598073
No, schizo mad because they got BTFO'd and now back with le no twitter activity timeloop

>>26598137
So its literally beyond nothing. Amazing lmao

>>26597421
>Myth can't enter Japan because they're paranoid about tourists coming in with the coof
>Mori jumping in and out of japan every other week so she can go interact with big groups of people is fine, though, and doesn't trigger their paranoia

I don't understand why it's so controversial to want to hear about her like we've been hearing about the others

>>26598137
>Le no twitter activity
Did you skip elementary school or something? What's being said is that if she was actually with them throughout the day they would have mentioned her. "Opsec" and "privacy" cope is completely retarded under the current circumstances.

>>26598292
because it's been done to death and doesn't lead to anything

>>26598292
She doesn't want us to. Fuck off if that bothers you.

can someone harass the artist for HQ pngs of these emotes?

>>26598231
>beyond nothing.
They're tweeting about what they're doing and avoiding mentioning Gura. How is that beyond nothing? It's a deliberate insult to chumbuds.

i thought one of the things everyone liked about gura was that she was mysterious and unpredictable. i always thought that was fun...

>>26598301
Did Kiara even mention Ina? No. I don't know what you're even trying to prove a point here

I bought the limited merch and I almost feel bad because I'm not even a real chumbud. I almost wonder if I should resell it, or even just sell the autographed card so an actual chumbud could have it, but at the same time I don't really want to be a scalper.

>>26598510
i'll buy it off you

>>26598339
Yeah you don't know that at all.

>>26598510
YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. FUCK YOU. SELL IT TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Wish they'd play Mario Party or handcam board game like Monopoly sometime.

>>26597682
She said she bought it because it was cute

>She was deliberately excluded from the offcollab because they hate her, it was planned when they knew she couldn't go, Gura will never be part of an off collab!
>This week
>Okay she's part of an off collab but they're deliberating excluding her from their tweets!

>>26598510
Anon I will pay you a lot for that signed postcard

>>26598501
Yes she did. https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539377597758377984
And so did Ame.

And Kiara mentioned Gura liking her eye liner yesterday when Gura was actually there, which makes the "muh privacy" cope double retarded. If Gura had been there during the day today she would've been mentionned.

A chair is a chair. I fail to see how your $4000 office chair is going to be any better than the $20 one I got at a garage sale. You are deluding yourself to justify your snake oil purchase.

>>26598747
Anon, she's ASKING them to deliberately exclude her from their tweets. Get it right. They're doing her a favor.

>>26598747
>they're deliberating excluding her from their tweets!
That's what you retards are saying. I'm saying that she wasn't in their tweets today because she wasn't with them.

>>26598766
>Ina's channel
kek you're desperate at this point. rest.

>>26598860
who cares? take your fucking meds

>>26598860
Gura spent the entire day masturbating in her room.

Man I love Gura.

>>26598860
Yeah but you said she went home today, and you were completely wrong about that, so why would you be right about anything else?

Why are there so many retards here today acting like she's never been autistically paranoid about her online presence?

I love my freshly turned 9486 wife.

>Gura isolates herself in a room away from everyone even after meeting and getting along with them
That's my shy shark wife needing to charge her socialization battery. Please understand

>>26598947
people just like to argue

stream in three hours

hey about you all just stop caring about insanely irrelevant shit like what chair she uses or being talked about on twitter like who the ever loving fuck cares holy shit

>Limited Ver
>10 sets per purchase
why the fuck wasn't it 1 per purchase nobody needs more than one set and even if they genuinely feel they do nobody needs more than one signed postcard.
this is why we need communism

>>26599026
>stop caring about insanely irrelevant shit
At that point we might as well disband the general

>>26599026
Twittards please understand

>>26599006
sorry but gura needs her 14hr sleep.
she had too much sugar with the pop tarts so ad a sugar crash.
or worse she ended up spending all day on the toilet with an upset tummy

>>26598947
>>26598846
>>26598940
>Gura and Ina playing with the ugly cat
>Kiara: I'm gonna tweet about this!
>Gura: NOOOOOO, NO ONE CAN KNOW I'M HERE. I WILL STREAM WITH YOU THOUGH BUT NO ONE CAN KNOW
This is how your mind works??

>>26599026
>what chair she uses
Huge impact on her back health and general wellbeing.
>twitter activity
You want us to be deprived of content. If you don't care, why are you here?

>>26599137
i want us to be deprived of you

>>26599129
No, that is how Gura's mind works. Do you even watch streams?

This nigga even trying in global kek, so desperate >>26599043

I mean, if she was active on Twitter, they would just complain that she isn't making TikToks with her friends.

There is always something to complain about.

>>26599174
You want Gura to cry from back pain again.

>>26599192
Holy shit it actually is how your mind thinks people behave.

>>26599137
people like you don't actually care about her you just want as much information about her as possible because it makes you feel better

That this is not the same as yesterday when Ame wasn't at the offcollab and we didn't even know if they were at her house or if they went to walmart together?

How the fuck is the chair thing, a subject discussed on stream, on the same level as twitter schizo

>>26599272
It does make me feel better AND I care about her. Both are true.

>>26598940
what if she does not live far and is going home everyday/night?

>>26594087
You legit need to touch grass and stop having a parasocial relationship with a vtuber.

>>26599322
You legit need to touch grass and stop having a parasocial relationship with a vtuber.

>>26599352
>It's the retarded redditor again

>>26599243
retard

I like how Kiara kept calling Gura a child during the pop tarts stream

>>26599295
I'm pretty sure we know Ame was there because of tech support. Was left out because poptarts would hurt her stomach.

>>26599430
Gura didn't.

i love her

>>26599404
>Redditor
Yeah, the kraut faggot >>26269449

>>26599437
nah she was texting tech support from bed because tummy hort

What's there to visit LA aside from Hollywood walk?

>>26599330
the fact that no one ever responded UOH to this picture is criminal i say, and just goes to show no real chumbuds are in this thread at the moment and its only retards and shitposters replying to themselves

>>26599517
Disneyland

>>26599541
tits too big

>>26599448
That makes it even better. T u T

>>26599129
How new?

>>26599404
I’m not wrong, you are only hurting yourself in the long run.

>>26599067
>cover

>>26599448
Gura calls herself a child

>>26599541
Calm down anon, I'm just lazy. Also those are some massive shark nipples. But the tummy is good.

>>26598947
>>26598846
>>26598940
No guys Gura knows that it bugs the living hell out of you guys and its her way of trolling by doing this, This is normal Gura, When it no longer bugs you she will move to something more that does.

>>26599448
Gura is a tsundere.

>>26599719
Gura is a young lady. T u T

Poptart? More like poop fart!

>looking through World of Darkness lore for fun
>notice that Magadon, the corporation of Wyrm worshippers Calli used in the TTRPG campaign, is on the list of Pentex subsidiaries
>their slogan is Magadon - Building a better you
Damn, White Wolf was fucking prescient in its time.

>>26599688
I'm going to mating press her until she does two tweets a day.

>>26599067
Some people have Familys/kids that would love to have that item and some may not have money like kids when is the last time you seen a kid with $100? So that lets people buy extra's for there kids and stuff.

does anyone have a SC of this
Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN: THANK YOU !!!!!!!!! :Ebimotions:

>>26599500
I’m not German, I’m from the US. I just don’t see the point in expecting anything out vtubers. Why get mad? Why does it matter? If you don’t like what a vtuber is doing, find another one. There are loads of vtubers out there.

Has she said they were in LA? I assumed Ame lived somewhere more based. Fucking picking the one week I am busy with working and family shit to do this Gura.

>>26599921
cringe

offcollab tiktoks doko

>>26599603
Ironically.

>>26599970
Kek

>>26599921
Based. The reason to get "mad" is because it's fun, by the way.

>>26600114
Based

>>26599872
kids don't deserve Gura's handsigned cards, they'll just ruin them.
Give them duplicate-stamped, that's all they deserve. I wonder if Gura herself even stamps them or if it's some faceless intern in the Cover office doing it.

>>26600149
Based

>>26600180
What are you supposed to do with a card? Sniff it daily? I don't get the appeal.

>>26599688
>>26597963

>>26600232
then you obviously don't love Gura enough

>>26599921
People like Drama and digging up old info, There is always a lot of drama and bull shit when it comes to Vtubers so that is why people flock to them, the less that is known about them the more people spend time starting shit about them/trying to find out any info they can, if some words are banned in chat that someone finds out about they use that word and start digging then most of the time that leads to info that they use to cause problems for that Vtuber and they keep it up and when it gets old they go away then after everyone forgets/new people they bring it backup with more info that was dugged up because they banned another word in chart or lost there cool or would not talk about something they told everyone they would or lied about doing something they told everyone they where and it did not take long before someone finds out because they told someone they trusted and or someone close to the other person leaked it and so on and then there is more problems and it ends up in a never ending loop because they try and make moves to stop it that they think is smart that works at 1st but then they pull something that undoes everything in the end and then makes it worse.

>>26600240
Do you really not see the difference between trolling a family member who cares about you and obsessive fans who care about you too much?

>>26600232
You're supposed to extract Gura's DNA from the card and clone her.

>tfw you will never meetcute gura

>>26600298
>Denying every single one of your fans any content because of one guy

>>26600295

>>26600232
Collect it frame it because she signed it, its a good gift, remember gura is always going to be limited time only so having one of them means you will be one of very few people that will ever have one.

>>26600295

>>26598510
Seem like your only option is the become a chumbud, join us.

I jacked off to this and feel absolutely zero shame in admitting it.

>>26600295
I suppose I can understand that, but I still think it’s a poor use of one’s time.

>>26600511
You're doing what Gura wants you to do. No shame in that.

I just want to hear more from Gura because I like her and want to know what's she's up to without having to constantly be on the lookout for stream frames going up and checking the other members twitters

>>26600511
They listened to the fans, they upgraded her tail TuT