/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2583690
Shouldn't it be Suisei and Marine? Calli likes short guys, but presumably adults.

>>2583705

Anon...

Christ how many fucking shota threads you need to make to satisfy your rrat(shit)-posting needs

>>2583690
Which vchuubas are shotacons?

>>2583804
all of them

>>2583690
Who are these whores?

>>2585006
Muh dick

>>2583804
which ever ones aren't lolicons

>>2583690
Card please

>>2583804
noel, and suisei are the only ones that come to mind.

>>2583804
Suisei, Fubuki, Sora, Noel, Calli and Marine

>>2583705
>presumably

>>2583705
Suisei isn't a shotacon though

>>2583705
>Suisei
no . . . . do I need to do more reps or is this a wild rrat?

>>2583705
>>2602100
How many little boys do you think did she molest as a JET teacher
>POV: it's penis inspection day

>>2602343
Yeah, she is a shonen-con

>>2583804
Pochi

>>2602417
At least it's not penis confiscation day

>>2583705
Check her Omori streams anon
you'll soon know

>>2583690
Mandatory.

>>2602377
>>2583705
Suisei specified she doesn't like shota, she likes shonen. So 12 to 15 year olds, presumably

>>2583705
Anonchama...

>>2584994
Pikamee isn't.

>looking for good holo KK cards
>either all paywalled or made by a deranged nip who only share a limited amount and encrypts them individually to prevent leaking
a real shame

>>2610627
She also said Detective Conan is a shonen because he has the mind of a high schooler, so her definition is quite loose.

>>2583690
All others will bow to her.

hand over your boys now

>>2610627
>actually i'm not a pedophile, technically i'm what's called an ephebophile

>>2610627
>>2602377
Suisei has specifically stated that her idea of shonen is 15-22 years old.

>>2616461
Lies, she said around shinji's age which is
From:(puberty+2)
To:2-5 years from that

>>2616399
>SHE WAS ONLY 17 YOU FUGGING BEDO

>>2608751
I didn't watch those because I want to play Omori for myself and I heard it's a game that's better experienced without spoilers. The fuck happened in those streams?

>>2583804
Utako

>she isn't very good at raping
>raping
>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! toot
>cum instantly

>>2610627
Based my favorite age for girls too

>>2620335
That's fucking hot
>ywn be a little Japanese boy who gets molested by your smoking hot American teacher

>>2583690
Do boys trauma too?

>>2616461
Suisei being ephe is an inner joke. Her usual example is Shinji, but she then slips and namedrops the likes of Norman from the promised neverland. And lusts at short pants and whatnot.

I guess, if pressed, she'd say she's into middle schoolers. But it's more like a 4th to 9th grade range.

>>2620529
Have the other one too.

>Mori /ss/ doujin
>young shota is walking back home from school
>he then sees an onee-san in one of the alleyways holding a grocery bag
>"hey there kid, you wanna hang out with a pretty onee-san?"
>"No thank you, I wanna go home and watch the Detective Conan episode that i recorded."
>"Aw, don't be like that."
>Mori puts her hand in the grocery bag
>"I got a (half empty) bag of gummy bears, and a Happy meal. And look who's in the happy meal. It's Harold, from Thomas the Tank Engine!"
>"I don't know what Thomas the Tank engine is. That stuff's too old for my age."
>Mori gets shocked after being told of her disconnect to the current youths, and tries to retort him by pulling out a CD from Fake Type
>"What are you talking about? I know what's hip with the kids these days."
>Mori starts scratching the CD pretending she's a DJ going "wikiwikiwikiwiki"
>the child starts feeling secondhand embarrassment
>Mori gives up saying "Fuck this" and grabs the shota
>the shota cannot escape from being smothered by her massive tits and passes out
>the shota wakes up in some shithole one room apartment
>cheap wine bottles everywhere, whole place smells like cheap incense
>Mori is in her bed screaming into her pillow, knowing that she is now guilty of kidnapping and child trafficking and will probably be deported
>the door is locked, so the boy can't leave
>kid just wants to get this over with
>proceeds to fuck Mori
>Mori's making weird as fuck noises and faces despite getting fucked by a child
>IjustwantedtowatchDetectiveConan.png
>shota's feeling something coming up but wouldn't want to pee inside her, that'd be gross
>Mori leglocks the shota
>Shota is once again wondering what he did to deserve this fate as he finishes inside with a blank, yet annoyed expression on his face
>after finishing, Mori tries to threaten the child, saying "m-make sure not to t-tell anyone o-or else you'll be in trouble" with her voice trembling with nervousness
>shota agrees just because he wants to just forget about this experience and leaves
>Mori realizes the kid didn't take the Howard toy and decides to use it for her track making stream.

>>2621118
>Howard
>Harold
0/10 lost my boner

>>2583705
>He doesn't get it

Shonen protagonist are still underaged.

>>2583792
>Saying this while posting a self admitted little boy hunter.

>>2583690
hot

What uoh for women?

>>2602377
The real reason she was transferred to the Hololive main branch is because she raped the INoNaKa's manager's 12 year old son.

>>2602377
How did you miss this? It's one of the most popular clips for Suisei, and probably the second most popular joke about her after the ax thing.

>>2583690
koikatsu cards onegai

>>2606530
this unironically

>be me 13
>new english teacher
>pink hair, huge tits
>based
>half way through the semester she comes in late reeks of wine
>starts thanking us for akasupas
>she passes out during class and the other kids leave
>I wake her up, she starts calling me sasuga and senpai
>kisses me deeply
>felt good man

>>2583705
I think Calliope's preference for shorter men is her way of displacing and managing her shotacon desires.
Like how Suisei insists she only likes Shounen but catches herself lusting for younger males as well and mentally stops herself.

>>2612280
Interestingly lofi is a Shotacon and a Lolicon.

>>2649911
Okay, if this isn't some weird joke I gotta see this. Omori stream, right? Which one? Approximately what time? I want to play the game myself one day and want to avoid spoilers.

Where the fuck were those women when I was a tween? it's not fair...

>>2650064
It hurts

>>2608751
It's not like she was looking at any of the boys with lewd eyes, it's clear she loved them in a motherly fashion. She was fawning over the female characters in Omori too, as well as all the children in Skyrim. Mori just *really* wants to be a mother, which is way more attractive than her being a shota/lolicon

>>2616241
I think she said in one of her EN streams that she has quite the motherly side to her as well

>>2650612
imagine not wanting to be cucked by your shotacon wife with your first born son

>>2648764
They're probably the ones you can find on pixiv.

>>2650108

>>2583690
I'm always surprised that you don't have any shota vtubers.

>>2668925
There's always Mashiro and Masaru from Nijisanji.

>>2608797
thought she was a brocon.

>>2671716
I mean, there's nothing saying you can't be both.

>>2650907
Anon...