/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26383931
as a chuuba or does roommate shit also count?

I used to think Peko had a boyfriend but her adopting two cats and a monkey while living with her mom has me starting to doubt it

Liking Hololive

>>26383931
graduation.

>>26383931
/meat/ chubbas self ryona play
Sings endurance for days

>>26384041
Unironically too autistic to be a regular run of the mill whore, like most japanese women nowadays.

>>26384041
Most chuubas having multiple cats and/or living with her mom are very suspiciously single.

>>26383931
Haachama's cooking streams, that spicy noodle challenge where she vomits.

Nyanners streaming with her literal boyfriend.

Anya changing her default outfit to that dorky one with the bobcut and glasses.

>>26385980
haachama vomiting was literally my first contact with hololive, i just didn't know it at the time

>>26383931
gura copying WWE streams when she has 0 sports commentary skills

>>26384041
>and a monkey
she’s Micheal Jackson now?

>>26383931
Hiring people just because they can speak nihongo
Hiring pinoys just because they're cheap

>>26383931
Getting fucked up on lean and commenting on cuckold fanart.

>>26383931
posting nudes on /b/ as a teenager

>>26386676
Miko doesn't either, you don't need really need to commentate over WWE games. Holofightz OP doesn't and their stream is just fine.

>>26385980
>dorky one with the bobcut and glasses.
Why are Indo chuubas obsessed with that look? Hana Macchia and Reine have the same look. And I think one more Niji ID too.

>>26391462
Hana Macchia isn't an Indo. Also it's a cute look.

>>26391287
i would if i were a girl desu

>>26391525
show tits pomu, oh wait...

>>26391287

That was a good one.

>>26391395
Commentating well > not commentating when people don't expect you to > commentating poorly > not commentating when people expect you to

>>26391522
She's an ID chuuba and the look isn't cute. It's literally 60yo grumpy librarian look. Not sexy librarian.

>>26391592
Miko doesn't commentate well

>>26391462
They're Prudes.

>>26391565
sure, here you go anon
https://litter.catbox.moe/iyx8d6.jpg

>>26383931
>buy stupid defenseless creature
>dies in less than a year cause its retarded
>gets to take months long break for "grieving"

sounds like a great idea to me

>>26391823
That's one ugly dick. Thanks for making me feel better about my own dick anon.

>>26391287
UUOOOHH
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>>26384041
the only one who has a boyfriend is you faggot

IRyS applying to be a Vsinger instead of being part of Council
I want the best for her and I think she would be better off as part of a generation without the Vsinger and solo debut baggage, management clearly doesn't know what the fuck they're doing with her singing career anyway

>>26391890
This.
Also
>circumcised
yikes, no wonder it's so ugly

>>26384041
Let's be real, anyone that Pekora would consider dating would dump her ass within the month because of how insufferable and autistic she can be at times.

>>26383931
What stream is this from? What happened?

Going to collab with a group of men who, not even a month prior to said collab, were shit talking your very "venue", and your fanbase made it abundantly clear they don't like them
Then for extra fun, have said vtuber turn on fanbase and tell them she isn't here to conform to their delusions of her

>>26391395
>>26391640
She's miles better than Gura. Eat shit niggers.

>>26392027
yeah, me

>>26383931
Fauna making SNOT.
Which ruins unity in EN

>>26394005
Don't be too proud of that, Gura is the equivalent of an unseated hurdle stick on the ground, that was then rained on and covered by dirt, to which that was later paved over by concrete and trail paths for special needs people to exercise and walk on
Her, Sana, Ame, and Kronii are as free of "beat this" as you can get in terms of creativity competition

>>26394005
Your oshi is still 30iq trash migopiss

>>26383931
Qrd on picrel?

>>26394244
Rabbit would rather adopt a rainforest than go outside and touch grass

>>26384771
>/meat/ chubbas self ryona play
That shit still haunts me

>>26391462
The entire full breast removal's the bigger issue as apparently Anya's autism demanded that her new outfit was flatter than Rushia.

>>26391877
The cat is going to kill it. Just watch.
Pekora doesn't have the ability to think ahead. I mean she's the moron who didn't see if she was allergic to cats before she got one She's allergic to cats and needs to take allergy medication daily now
I presume the entire "Get a cat" was her seeing that other Holomems have a cat and thus she must copy them.

>Calli's weird Jump king tournament thing... No disrespect but did anyone even enter that thing? I think Fauna tried it but that's all I remember.
>Finana inviting Uki to her and Pomu's off Collab.
>Kiara trying to Collab with Veibae despite knowing what she's said about Hololive and trying to go through with it
>Gura and Ame shetting on Xbox GAMEPASS presentation despite JP senpai's having a sponsored stream with GAMEPASS literally a day before
>TTRPG Kiara literally almost killing her character by constantly stabbing herself despite the constant warnings from Calli/Ina
>Stop eating the goddam gluten Ame
>Zentraya's disastrous Collab
Etc...

>>26383931
I'm just surprised her parents are okay with what she's doing, if you are going to take in random animals at least do it when you have your own house

>>26394439
>Kiara trying to Collab with Veibae despite knowing what she's said about Hololive and trying to go through with it
She saw how cucked Mori's deadbeats were with the TT Collab, and just assumed her KFP would be just as pussy

>>26394456
There's only Pekomama, and she enjoys all of Pekora's managers coming over for her patented "thank you for caring for my daughter" paizuri server

>>26394578
>Pekomama keeps her around not for the money but for the easy dick

>>26384176
As much as I still miss her daily, Lulu graduating because management wouldn't stop concernfagging was based as fuck.

>>26383931
collab with male vtubers

>>26383931
Mori replying to a bait comic while drunk, causing people to call her out on it. Then she explains her actions by saying "I hit the lean hard", causing people yet again to call her out. Then as a cherry on top she backpedals, saying she didn't mean actual lean, but her "drankies". Then she adds "I need to learn the meaning of some of these new age words", revealing to everybody what a poser she is, which everyone knew already.
I still can't believe this trainwreck of events happened and she faced no consequences for it.

>>26393469
Pekora is high maintenance too who's going to keep up with all the wayuu beef she eats

>>26394147
Why you mad chumpedo? Seethe

>>26394439
Calli didn't even consulted with the other girls before hand when she came up with the jk tourney idea. She just a announced it out of the blue. Fauna only joined to be make mori look less of autist.

>>26395779
The main reason was everywhere did a mass censoring, 4chan, Twitter, Reddit, all of them deleted any mention of her tweets, any mention of her Reddit posts, and all her tweets were wiped away.

95% of people don't even know it happened, everyone covered for the cunt and even posting the image on fucking 4Chan will get deleted because of cuck mods

>>26383931
Posting nudes on /b/.

>>26383931
Jump King race and I say this as a hardcore Dead Beat. The only real competition for her would have been Iroha.

>>26391525
Same, if I was a teen with decentish tits and no father figure I'd atleast post a handbra

>>26383931
Posting full frontal, uncensored face nudes on /b/

>>26393795
>Going to collab with a group of men who, not even a month prior to said collab, were shit talking your very "venue"
'cept they didn't

>>26396205
who did that

>>26384041
Despite the prevalence of cuckbrain on the board, most vtubers are probably perpetually single or they wouldn't be vtubers in the first place

>>26383931
Don’t those things secrete a toxin from their armpits? Or have I got the wrong jungle gremlin

>>26397423
Kroni.

>>26397640
Pekora is pretty stinky, yeah

>>26397423
The real answer is Nyanners and Froot, but I would have preferred it to be almost anyone else.

Wait a sec, how many vtubers have posted their tits on /b/ in the past?

>>26399182
All of them

>>26397640
That's slow lorises, not bushbabies

Sana saying she'll do astrology streams in her debut. Instantl debuff from first stream
I remember even the hololive subreddit was making fun of her.

Downgrade Iconic and memorable model to 2view tier

>>26383931
Posting nudes on /b/

>>26383931
Collabs with vshojo
Collabs with NijiCN

>>26396064
botan is also strong in yamp king

>>26395373
>because management wouldn't stop concernfagging
I got told something else for the reason, like stalkers or something

>>26383931

I saw a Vtuber staple her pussy shut on twitter

>>26383931
What a fucking retard, I bet she knows nothing about looking after one of these and it'll be dead in less than a year and that's not even going into supporting the illegal pet trade.

>>26402349
Yeah, she fucked up not doing it on stream

auditioning for hololive

>>26396028
Tbh, it's kinda nice that people have some humanity in some weird way.

>>26395779
Bait comic?

>>26402645
How do you even buy one if its illegal? You literally can't even score weed in japan.

>>26403039
She must've had someone get in touch with a dealer. I'm not sure on the legality of this stuff in Japan.

>>26383931
>Mumei
Accepts the role of being retarded turned into cunt.

>>26402645
i want one aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>26403174
Congrats you put as much thought into ownership as Pekora did before she bought hers.

Shop keeper. Ma'am are you aware of the nature of this species of animal?
>Pekora I don't care kawaii!
Shop keeper do you have a proper habitat for this sugar glider
>Pekora don't care kawaii!
Shop keeper I don't think I could sell you this animal because---
>Pekora Hey I told you I don't give a fuck about any of that now shut the fuck up and take my money cunt.
>Kawaii

>>26383931
go indie

>>26391287
Which one did this? I imagine one of the vshojo sluts

>>26403255
These aren't sugar gliders.

>>26403459
they look like literal gremlins, i don't blame pegora

>>26394439
>Gura and Ame shetting on Xbox GAMEPASS presentation despite JP senpai's having a sponsored stream with GAMEPASS literally a day before
But that was funny anon. Why the fuck should EN give a shit about JP, they sure as shit don't care about them!

>>26403512
I do since she's a lot more stupid than I thought she was.

>>26384041
Japs are autistic as fuck. Doubly so if they're a vtuber. So this isn't surprising.

>>26403459
Whatever they are that was probably the conversation that took place before peko purchased that little shit. I've seen that look on my cat before and is usually when is about to kill something like a cockroach or a mice. Sadly is only a matter of time before that thing end in the cats stomach.

>>26383931
Jump King tourney

>>26397735
I'd still lick Pekora's armpits

>>26402134
management concernfagged over stalkers and forced her into hiatus every time there was an incident

>>26384041
Pekora is one of those people who I REALLY want to be happy. I want her to have a good husband and to live a happy life. Because she deserves one

It isn't even cuck thinking. I find her so entertaining and being such a shy and good person that she deserves happiness.

>>26404186
More like faggots complaining about her having a man because muh idol culture reee! Which cause management to bitch concernfag pekora.

>>26402134
They didn't allow her to stream until all the stalker and the legal shit involving it all is said and done. Some stupid policy they have. She didn't like that at all. She only wants to stream since she enjoys it so much. So she left and is still doing the thing she loves regardless of stalkers or not. AnyKara shot themselves in the foot...again.

>>26393469
Sez u, you fucking reject no bitches no career no life living in your mother basement, the fucking irony.

>>26404286
Atleast try to make the bait good

>>26385980
>Haachama's cooking streams, that spicy noodle challenge where she vomits.
-Spicy noodle challenge vomit went viral, not bad. The actual bad idea was the rainbow ramen, which she was told at the last minute the amount of coloring could kill her.

-I'm ok with nonGFE vtubers having a boyfriend, but it's the worst idea to rub it in people's faces or stream with them (see nyanners)

-Bad damage control, specially apologies on twitter. Either be 100% sure it's gonna go well or just ignore the issue.

-Participating in cancel mobs and vtweeter brigades

-leaking NDA info

-Cloutleeching, using people then throwing them away

>>26397423
>>26403429
Pomu from niji EN. But there's no comfirmation that's actually her.

>>26405424
>But there's no confirmation that's actually her.
Given recent streams and her tone/speed of how she speaks and a lot of her co workers showing up in chat...I think they hit the nail on the head.

>>26384041
More like you will grab at any straws to deny the truth.

>>26404229
>It isn't even cuck thinking.
the only thing that should follow this phrase should be "because its going to be me".
Get to work anon, be better for peko.

>>26383931
EN

>>26384041
You are confusing Pekora with Polka. They have similar personality and hobbies but one is hot like a porn star while the other is a fat hag.

>>26392347
Didn't she apply expecting to get into HoloX but management decided her to become a HoloEN?

>>26402645
They’re legal to buy in Japan

>>26383931
what the fuck is that thing

>>26405896
I would pick Polka over Pekora in a heart beat

>>26383931
Probably still that one vtuber who did some challenge where she pinched her nipples with clips and left it for a really long time. Then later she commented that her nipples were oozing green liquid and only went to a doctor after viewers told her too. Apparently she could have lost her tits if she hadnt gone when she did.
I dont remember which vtuber it was but I never forgot this story.

>>26405896
Being hot means nothing if your life revolves around streaming and cats.

>>26407824
woman moment

>>26407824
It was the Niji cat that super autistic.

>>26407668

A Guatemalan forest gremlin. They are able to perform complex fetching tasks and can poison people.

>>26383931
Either the one that lied about being human trafficed , the one that stabbed herself to get back at management or the one that lied going to Itialy

>>26407961
>lied going to Italy*
Fucking shitty Gundou.

>>26404429
It was not bait. But you are free to feel that way.

>>26405896
Ill take polka. Her pussy tighter since is not seeing that much action thank you very much

>>26401466
Fuck off. It's always a few faggots that will complain about anything new. It's not 'soulless'. You're just an autist that can't deal with any change. If you were actually a fan, you'd support her choice since she really likes the model.

>>26407961
If we're talking about the chinese vtubber theres a high chance she's telling the truth. CCP love to spin narratives to what suit them best. If you believe the fucking ccp over her. Sorry you're a lost cause.

>>26393469
Mikichi...

>>26408909
>It's not 'soulless'
The irony is I never described why its bad. You found that word yourself and that says a lot.

>>26405493
How did they even found her nude? I heard it was posted years ago at /b/

>>26394372
>The cat is going to kill it. Just watch.
I'm looking forward to this event. Will she just wave it off and enjoy the cat afterwards, or will she be down two pets after she starts resenting the cat for killing the more expensive toy.

>>26407824
Wtf?

>>26409318
That's what happened. There are even some old anons that said they had faint memories of those pics from years ago. Everything comes full circle sooner or later I guess. It's small world.

>>26405896
Pegor's face was never disclosed
Could be ugly behind those shades and mask

>>26409400
>>26407824
YEP.

>>26383931
眼鏡ってのはほんとにめちゃくちゃ多様性があるんですよね。まず、眼鏡を掛る女の子が眼鏡を外して美少女だったりとか、逆に眼鏡を掛けてニコニコたり、主人公の眼鏡を奪って付けてる女子が「奪ってやったぞheart」みたいに掛けてそれもすごく可愛いんですよね。あと、眼鏡男子もね、あの~眼鏡が怪しげに光たり逆光してる姿とかもいいですし、かっこいい姿からギャグもで使いこなせるってのはめちゃめちゃいいんですよ。抽象でも対応できるところ()がめちゃめちゃいいんですよ。形とか色とかもその気分にあった眼鏡を着せ替えして楽しむのもほんとら楽しいんですよ。アンダーリムとかね、縁の太いやつとかね、ほんとに。ヴァイキングのやうにめちゃめちゃ楽とめるんですよ、眼鏡はね。ルーナさんにかけてみたり、マリンさんも眼帯として眼鏡掛けてみたりてかホロライブ眼鏡はじで流行ってほしいし、ホロコミ出すべきだし、公式からみんなに眼鏡を付与してほしいと思わないかなあ~?darjp

>>26409397
She'll probably beat the shit out her cat with a broom. That piece of shit was not cheap lmao

>>26407824
How long did she pinch her tits?
What's causing the green liquid infection?

>>26409413
Does her nude contain her face? Anon seems to be sure that was her nude

>>26409509
Can somebody translate this. Kek

>>26407824
That's Noraneko and she is the jewel of NijiJP. Girl gives no fucks and literally streamed herself shitting.

>>26409572
Full body. So yes.

>>26409590
It's a bunch of nonsense. Don't worry about it.

>>26384041
She has a monkey???

>>26409300
That's the term used constantly about every model anons don't like.

>>26409397
>>26409534
I mean really I expect Pekora to be completely broke within a few years after she retires from Vtubing as I get a feeling she's awful with money and well the instant that money faucet's cut off issues will will happen.

>>26409470
It was noraneko who pinched her nipples with clips? Not really as extreme as that vtuber who shot airsoft bullets at her womb but this reminds me to that shit

>>26409752
Yes.

>>26384008
Newfag here, give me the QRD

>>26409629
Oh well it's her own stupidity that cause her to suffer then

>>26408909
> If you were actually a fan, you'd support her choice
Stupid logic that would excuse literally everything in this thread. What you described isn't a fan, it's a drone devoid of individual thinking.

>>26409718
>2025
>Yagoo culls some of the herd in favor of newer, perkier calves
>Wrinkly, saggy, hag pekora clings tightly to her diminishing fame
>Desperate optimism and poor choices lead to crippling debt
I bet she'll take the Kigurumi route and sell her voice while johns fuck her cobweb filled holes through the hole in her bodysuit.

>>26409718
Don't most of these girls have their own personal accounting consultants?

>>26410061
Accounting consultant are not there to stop you from buying stupid shit, but to tell you how declare it as an expense.

>>26409718
She did waste two fuking thousands dollars tonight on GBF, but I don't think she'd become broke later in the future. She did mention on Twitter that she buys shares and she seemed to be prominent at that on GTA5 as well.

>>26410149
Good idea, would that exotic, possibly illegal pet count as some sort of mascot expense?

>>26410160
Peko plays GTA online?

>>26409981
A fan would tell her in chat over and over how much the old model was better to the point where Pika is gaslighted into thinking her model is bad.

>>26410350
fan wouldn't*

If the cats were going to kill it they would have already done it. Have you ever seen a cat interact with prey? They don't ignore a mouse for weeks or months and then randomly decide to kill it, they just kill the mouse immediately whenever they have the opportunity. Probably the cats are cucked and lost their killer instinct and just see this weird rat monkey as another pet.

>>26410197
Yes. It could also be declared as luxury mic stand.

>>26410160
She notoriously has a gambling problem, good luck keeping your money with that

>>26410497
This. If that cat didn't try to kill it in the 1st few days of being around it then it won't kill it now.

>>26410497
Thats a bad way of seeing it. A cat might be socially pressured into refraining for days, weeks, maybe even months. It could even be left unsupervised. But all it takes is one bad twitch, one bad squeak, one provoking skitter that briefly tickles the cat's hunting instincts.
It'll pounce, it'll grip it with its claws, and the rat goblin's pained squeaks and squirms will only encourage the cat to sink its teeth in.
Hell, it might not die instantly. Pekora could very well walk into the cat playing prey torture and stop it. But what the hell is she going to do to a goblin rat with an inch long puncture in its torso? Take it to the vet?

>>26409752
>who shot airsoft bullets at her womb
Why and how?

>>26410707
It's a house cat not a shitbull, anon.

>>26410801
Have you ever owned a cat? They get really playful when they're comftable with their environment.
As a human, a kitty play pouncing your ankles is cute and kinda ticklish. But a tiny little monkey thing will freak the fuck out and be at the cat's mercy.

>>26383931
Announcing you have a boyfriend and are moving in with him.

>>26410862
His killed mice at my brothers house but gets along fine with my friends hamster. So Idk wtf to tell you, anon.

>>26410930
Ok then

>>26405816
You will never learn her language let alone save her.

>>26410160
I know that Fubuki's a notorious gacha gigawhale (to the point where on one infamous stream she had to have her manager cut her off IIRC as she was burning that much money trying to get a banner unit in Arknights and that game didn't have a mercy system) but didn't realize the rabbit was a gambler.
And with her buying stock I mean she's probably not one's to do research enough to do wise investments either.
I wonder how many MLM schemes she fell for before finding Hololive?

>>26410061
They can tell you to NOT do things but they can't stop you from being a moron.

>>26410707
I wouldn't say it's entirely safe but if the cat isn't showing signs of aggression early it's very unlikely it's going to "snap". If this was an adopted barn cat or something it would never be okay but these are cuck cats that have probably never seen a mouse in their life, if instinct isn't kicking in already it probably never will.

>All this gacha shit
Aren't they influencers given vbucks to spend on gacha? Its sponsored right? So sane person would spend real money on that shit.

>>26411449
Before the global chink ban they probably were in part going so hard for those games to encourage a possible collab (there was always a rumor before the Taiwan Yab that there was a second Hololive/Azur Lane collab in the planning but I think that might just be a rrat)

>>26409668
yeah, me

>>26391182
*rapes you*

>>26394372
Anya was only correcting the mistake since she was originally supposed to be flat until that filthy rigger fucked it up.

>>26394372
I wish to know more about this /meat/ chuuba that you speak of

>>26411163
sounds awfully bitter for someone that wishes all the best for their chuuba...

>>26410061
Doesn't stop NBA players from going broke. The NBA even spends a ton of money on getting their players financial consultants on what to do after they retire and they still go broke. You're also ignoring that women like buying useless things at higher rate then men.

Looks like there are a lot of animal rights tranny fags in this board lmao this is not reddit faggots go back god i wonder if these retards will survive in /gif

>>26409318
Seems like she had a history of being hated on /cgl/ adjacent sites, way before ever becoming a vtuber. Basically another Kiara.

>>26412202
I'm not that anon.

>>26409752
What this some pain olympics shit lol damn the shit people do for attention and money.

>>26412190
Just ask on /meat/ about the Stapler.

>>26412271
Well if they're better at avoiding flaunting it they might be able to avoid the leeches showing up and wanting help or getting suckered into other things since their public selves aren't as well known to people.

>>26410350
exactly a fan would do that

>>26412763
You're not a real fan if you aren't constantly trying to manipulate your oshi into adhering to your preferences.

>>26412271
This. Which is why As a kid i hated shopping with my mom. Women love to buy a lot of shit like boots shoes jewelry designer bags designer clothing designer almost everything if they could the latest iPhones expensive make up. And a bunch of scam face creams and the list just go on and on...

>>26412271
Your disregarding the mindset of a rich black normie who will throw 15k at a stripper whore for shits and giggles

>>26410350
i agree

>>26412937
There's white chinese european yes the market is dominated by blacks. But there's money wasters in both sides look at Delonte West for example

>>26409627
Well, she did mute when the time came.

>>26405493
Even if it's a lie, it's a lot of pressure, it's normal for people to be there.

>>26409397
cat kills the monkey
pekore eats the cat
nature wins

>>26404229
ok, cuck

>>26394439
Gamepass? More like "I'll pass"!

>>26397429
>charming enough personality to have hundreds of thousands of subs
>swimming in SC money
>men have lower standards
cope

>>26410720
Konma Dentata
A JP chuuba
For "research" and her own fetish maybe?
She has a website that posted her experiments summary and results along with images of the experiments' result It's photos of her vagina's inside after conducting the experiments. Honestly, as someone who is not into meat chuuba or the likes, it just seems like she's torturing her own private parts to me.
I didn't save the website's link since I only check it once out of curiosity
If you're interested try to ask /meat/

>>26412664
I don't think she's doing it for money as these type of things are catering to few people
Whoring herself online would give her more money rather than torturing her own vagina and womb until they are bleeding

>>26391462
I dunno. All I know is the outfits that are too based on real life are the ones that usually suck. For probably obvious reasons, I like the outfits anime girls wear way more than 3D Japanese women

>>26384041
now she only needs a horse!
...and an own house

>>26395066
Based and femchadpilled

>ripping off a nail
>digging up a week old anti comic and having a social media meltdown
>showing off your dad's company website
>selecting a rival corp anti to be in charge of your Discord
>nuke your past life then proceed to start over with the exact same name and account
>play a VR horror game in a cramped room that has things made of glass
>stream while your parents have guests over without locking the door
>using your real Steam account and not disabling notifications
>rant on social media forgetting you're using your chuuba account and not your roommate one
>insult a popular Japanese artist
>don't have company permissions for a game, emulate it live
>smack your barking dog while streaming

>>26413688
Snail?

>>26401295
Ok, I kinda wanna see these Reddit threads now. If people on Reddit are making fun of you, you know you fucked up, cause hugbox.

I’m kind of surprised there was actual backlash. I saw that and was just like, “Well, I guess it’s not for me.” The fact that people didn’t just decide to not watch, but also complained about it so hard she dropped it, will never not be funny to me.

>>26413688
>nuke your past life then proceed to start over with the exact same name and account
Kek, which one did this?

>>26407868
Have you not seen the shit anons do for attention here

>>26413802
The frog

>>26408909
Fans don’t have the obligation to be happy for their oshi. Fans pick their oshi based on stuff like sharing common interests and stuff.

So finding out your oshi does stuff that she likes, but you don’t, is a perfectly fine reason to switch oshis. Watching vtubers doesn’t mean you have to forget what sunk costs are.

>>26413928
Oh right, I forgot about her. I don't follow her, is she still blacklisted by pretty much all twitch vtubers?

>>26410350
> gaslight
Bitch please. Being made aware that the majority of your fans prefer the old model, and that most of them are being polite but secretly asking themselves wtf you were thinking, is not “gaslighting”.

I swear, at best, people are still watching Pikamee despite the new model, not because of it. I’m not one of them, so I want to see more people telling her their true opinion of the avatar. It sucks ass

>>26413688
I need names

>>26391877
I almost vomited laughing at this. You should apply to Hololive as soon as you can, anon.

>>26412343
The kino shitbull threads...

>>26407550
“Illegal pet trade” doesn’t refer to whether or not it’s legal in Japan, the illegal pet trade is the poaching and trafficking of rare wild animals to later be sold as pets. Doesn’t matter that they’re legal in Japan, she almost certainly bough a poached bush baby and is financially supporting the same industry that’s helping China eradicate species in the name of “traditional medicine”

>>26384041
You can just tell when they don't have one. Like holy shit Choco needs to get fucked and have a kid.

>>26412880
You just have a shit mom, anon. My mom specifically made fun of people who do that and told me and my brother (with proof) that our family made just as much as our classmates’ families with the big screen TVs and luxury cars. She also taught us to buy new clothes in the wrong season, when they’re on sale.

On an unrelated note, my brother and I don’t have a cent in student loans because our parents paid for all our tuition. Maybe this is also why I don’t hate women.

>>26412937
That’s why most of my black friends are autists like me. I enjoy the banter with him over dms because apparently unlike “normies”, he blew all his money to go to grad school for astrophysics. He’s doing well too

>>26383931
>I will not take my meds because they taste bad
>I will get so bad that my throat bleeding and I'm sick with a high fever
>I will not go to the doctor becuase I'm afraid of him and think he will get mad at me for not taking my meds

>>26385980
Haachama's spicy noodle challenge was proto-Haachama Cooking. Worst idea? YOU FOOL!

>>26414288
Since I heard Choco talk about what kind of guy she wants, I realized why men avoid her like the plague

>>26414393
Ironically, I’m an actual autist and have never had trouble taking meds

>>26414288
Women with her mentality is why Japan's birthrate is on a serious decline.

>>26414450
Aqua is also very slightly mentally retarded

>>26414444
To be fair she lowered her standards for a bit and got the weirdest and also funniest dates I have heard of.

>>26408909
The new design just doesn't appeal to me. it looks like generic loli #2,500,895. She's still a nice person, and the new model takes away from what she originally was and looks out of place when looking at her friend's models. She's still Pikamee, I just wish there was some consistency.

>What are some of the worst ideas you've ever seen a VTuber have?
Luna has really put herself in Subaru's life, but a very slow way where it was harder to notice.
>To be fine texting her every night
>Going over to place all of time
>Always text her good night
>Kissing is ok since they do it so much now
>Bathing together is fine I guess
>Going on dates is fine I guess
>subaru play along with luna autism when luna take a bath on subaru house
>Sleeping together naked is fine I guess
>luna started to force herself into subaru (wait for subaru to finish her dance lesson and goes to dinner together)
>luna autistically tweeted every shubaluna arts to subaru's twitter
>luna probably gaslight subaru into thinking that collab with male is bad
>Started to get her to wear cute dresses for her when she's around
>subaru become more popular and subaru keep saying that luna is always right
>Had them get matching rings/accessories together
Take away is if your young the worst idea you can have is interacting with Luna a lot.

>>26406314
No, she said she specifically applied for the Vsinger role.

>>26414638
Based groomer baby princess.

>>26414638
It's fine if you're a genuinely nice girl and not an indecisive, ghosting menhera.

>>26410707
You're describing dog behaviour
Domestic cats won't randomly kill shit unless it's a mouse / small bird, whatever Pekora's goblin creature is is too big

>Wait, do I see a MALE in my VTuber collab? I'm cancelling my membership! *PUNCHES MONITOR* God I fucking hate MALES! Fuck MALES, fuck BFE, heil GFE, and heil Yuribait!
>Wait, did she mention a MALE on my heckin' GFE KINO COMFY Minecraft stream? *SLAMS KEYBOARD* Who do these WHORES think I am? I just donated FUCKING $100 this YEAR!
>Wait, this WHORE didn't stream today... *THROWS KEYBOARD* DOESN'T she have ANY FEELINGS?!! SHE'S my VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND!

>>26414284
Yeah it's legal to own them but not legal to import them, but they're probably all imported because they only breed once a year and have 1-2 babies. That said they're not rare or endangered, these things are everywhere in Africa.

>>26383931
Cat is gonna wreck that thing like a heroic pitbull

>>26391877
A monkey screeching in the background of a stream is what I'm waiting for

>>26413688
You can't just drop all that and not name names.

>>26414288
https://youtu.be/xMPy7F24k_A
She's literally asking to get into a relationship that favors the genuine NTR scenario (Japan is with France the countries in which more than a third of the couples actually cheat on their wife/husband more than once)
Lemme meet her Abe, I will make her give birth to 5 healthy babies until she reaches her first stage of menopause.

>>26414979
Yeah that's true actually, cats struggle with anything much bigger than a squirrel. These can get up to 2kg, once it's full-grown it's basically safe from the cays.

>>26414293
I'm adult now but yeah that my mom and mostly every girl I've been with were like that. Always buying a lot of useless crap.

>>26383931
Pretty much anything that retarded cat from Nijisanji does.
Also anything Dentata does. For obvious reasons. Actually what the fuck.

>>26415377
Americunt faggot stop being obssessed with France, we're superior now stop seething

>>26415697
>t. cucked frog

>>26415697
Mange tes morts bordel, on tombe dans un trou sans fond, réveille toi putain de merde.

Posting on 2chan to call yourself cute and other vtubers cute

>>26415697
Nah you're known as yellow flag wavers who surrendered in war. Even a fucking mustard company made a meme out of you.

>>26415764
Ta mère la pute nègre

>>26415438
What exactly is stopping the cat from grabbing this strange being with its front paws and eviscerating it with its read legs?
Cats' rear legs are their true weapon, they have enough muscle to launch the cat meters into the air when it jumps. If they can get good purchase they will fuck up something of that size.

>>26415377
She's not really wrong in that video though. She's entirely correct about how tiring it can be to be around someone every single day all the time. It may kinda sound like some crazy people shit coming from her, but considering what she does for a living that definitely adds to the annoyances of having someone around you 24/7. I definitely wouldn't wanna find a way to get alone time in a tiny ass Japanese home.

However her preferred arrangement sounds like scheduling hell for the guy and that's the part that keeps guys away for sure.

>>26415863
Don’t insult him too hard or he’ll pull the France special and run away from the thread

>>26415863
What the fuck is this supposed to mean lmao anglos are so cringe

>>26415697
>literally the only reason france is not speaking german is because of america
>still spazzes out every five minutes at posts america wasn't even mentioned in

Why are the French like this?

>>26415911
Nothing, if the cat is bound and determined to kill the weird rat, it can. But cats are opportunistic hunters and prefer to kill things that literally cannot fight back, especially if they're not experienced hunters. It's like how you could easily kill a medium-sized dog if you wanted to but realistically you're probably not going to mess with it.

>>26415911
their rear claws are a lot less sharp usually tho. Cats in general hunt by grabbing shit and bringing it to their face where they use their hyper sensitive whiskers to land a lethal bite which they hold till the thing dies (unless they are just "playing", then they just hit the thing around and it might die or it might not).

>>26416045
France is the sole reason Europe isnt known as the USSR

>>26416133
What does that have to do with America?

>>26416133
>The vile french robbed us of the kinoest timeline
Merde

>>26414444
What's Chocosen standards anyway?

>>26411449
Have come to know about the nipponjin yesterday? They are fucking retarded and will destroy their lives just to get that time-limited png on their favorite worthless gacha-shit

>>26391395
Miko has commentary skills in general.
She's had to MC for countless hololive events over the years, sports festival host with Mio, hosting that comedy 24 hour stream with Korone etc etc
It boggles my mind that gura decided to do this stream not only with no skills for it, but right after someone else did it better.
I guess she genuinely really loved the idea

>>26415377
Jesus Christ, that's some roastie talk, no wonder nips don't want her.

>>26397368
'cept they did

>>26401466
It's a big improvement over the retardedly proportioned monster hoodie thing

>>26414638
Matsuri literally got cucked

>>26416370
Right now? Very low, but since I saw the video about what kind of husband she wants... do you really want a wife like her? Or maybe the trap is to think you can change her and I would just say good luck to the lad trying.

>>26415377
I completely agree with her.

How did the JP fans react to this? I hope someone told her that she's retarded

>>26415795

>>26417046
nobody like her

>>26417519
They don't have the same stigma (or laws) against exotic pets as us. I remember reading that back in 70s or 80s it was trendy to have a pet racoon, thousands of them were imported from north america and quickly released into the wild when the buyer found out what a horrible pet they make

>>26416448
I know enough Japanese and Miko's commentary level is on a kid's channel youtube reactor level. No need to start jerking her off.

>>26404371
get back to twitter

>>26417046
A tale as old as time

>>26415697
If you're superior, why is paternity testing illegal in France?

>>26415377
>>26415697
Your country banned paternity tests in order to maintain social order. Your women are whores.

>>26418015
oof, this is sad because Matsuri is genuinely a good girl, unstable and weird, but nice.
My dick would cure her

>>26383931
Not just streaming playing games, talking or watching something, if your doing anything else that usually really retarded>>26384771

>>26419832
I can save her...

>>26419073
They don't ban paternity tests in France, they ban all private DNA testing because of privacy laws. You can still ask for paternity tests if you have a court order (like in divorce or child alimonies cases).

>>26420240
>You can still ask for paternity tests if you have a court order (like in divorce or child alimonies cases)
Kek, in France you need a fuckin judge to know if your kid is yours, truly a cuck country

>>26416779

>>26414638
This was amazing to watch

>>26383931
Did the nips over on 5ch understand why this animal is bad news? What did they say? I heard that they don't have the same understanding of these things in Japan where they'll sell this shit to anyone willynilly without any prelim or caveats unlike other non-shithole places.

>>26420513
I think it's the other way around: it's for the adopted children so they can't find their real parents with a dna test

>>26420513
You can go do it in Spain if you're paranoid about it, you'll still need a judge if you want it to have legal value. Private DNA collecting is illicit because retards keep falling for those data harvesting "genealogy" companies who end up selling it to Google and Facebook.
It's the second time I've argued about something as obscure as DNA privacy law in France on this website, so I guess it must be some kind of stupid /pol/ meme as usual.

>>26420513
They have their own Maury shows in court. Like 5 dudes there scared shitless. While the bitch tells a sob story but not being able to explain why there's 5 different men testing themselves instead of one or two. Is why is called private testing.

>>26410930
he looks cool tell him anon says hi

>>26421227
>>26421403
>>26421448
The lengths people can go to protect cheating whores

>>26421771
I'm french and while I haven't visited yet many countries outside of Europe I can assure you the ratio women/whore is astonishing. Literally every night on FunRadio or NRJ there are stories of how women cucks men or vice versa. Same dhit on France's Top Twitter of the day or on dedicated accounts, every single day there is a different story of cucking.

>>26408909
sycophant redditoid

>26416133
0/10

>>26383931
people are talking about cucks and NTR in this thread but it's not like you people will ever date a vtuber

>>26383931
i hope she leads a more fulfilling life than just being a crazy cat lady vtuber

>>26421771
Lol i was not protecting any whore man i was just making fun of them on that Maury post.

>>26423026
You know that's the fate of most of them

>>26421771
There's no French man out there who will defend French women, they're fucking terrible.
It doesn't mean what you say isn't fucking retarded.

>>26394551
why can't people criticize hololive? connor made a good point and fandeads took it personally

>>26424063
Connor never made a single good point in his life. His whole career is built on having the shallowest takes on everything.

>>26424348
he's kind of a retard normally but it's true that hololive vtubers get traffic simply by being a part of hololive

>>26423787
What makes frenchwomen such insufferable cunts? Their education?

>>26421610
He passed away a few years ago. Had to put him down. Growth in his intestines (likely cancer) and he was small for his age so he likely wouldn't survive the surgery...I still miss him. He was very chill. None violent and friendly towards people.

>>26424701
dropped her after the drama, realized her personality wasn't just an act

>>26424862
>realized her personality wasn't just an act
Dude, she's a fucking frog. If you ever meet a nice one that isn't a rude and smelly fucker than they're likely being fake asf.

>>26424862
>realized her personality wasn't just an act
I also did, I should've known better.

>>26417046
>>26418015
Matsuri is fucking insane

>>26425057
She's calmed down lately (so her rm states).

>>26383931
>What are some of the worst ideas you've ever seen a VTuber have?
pretty much everything that mori has said

>>26424862
If there are a few things you need to remember about us frogs, it's that:
*We tend to steal the merit and achievement from other people (arts at Musée du Louvre, "french" fries...)
*We lie fairly easily and often, due to us evolving in an environment where lying doesn't cause any problem(politicians involved as well, the amount of subhumans that are in there would make the USAs look like saints)
*We act in a really shitty way towards everyone

Anyone remember the arc where Mori was betting atlus to let her stream persona?
Every time I think back to that literal begging she did I cringe.

>>26425447
I didn't saw it but I can imagine it and Jesus Christ I cringe right now

>>26425596
She did a stream that was over an hour long where she did nothing but beg atlus for perms
Made a social media campaign for it to. To my knowledge it never worked out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-UmC-nvV8I
Reupload because she was so embarrassed she privated it. Or maybe management bonked her.

>>26425810
FUCKING HELL
How can anyone do this for one hour?

>>26424701
French society is appearance-based and very cutthroat in that regard. It encourages and rewards their worst parts constantly: arrogance, fucking your way up, putting down rival women and lesser men,...
They're basically stuck as bitchy highschoolers their whole life.

>>26425227
>"french" fries*
French fries have always been french. Nothing is more pitiable than some idiot falling for propaganda and cocksucking belgians because he hates his own country.

>>26424833
I’m sorry for the loss, I’m sure you made him very happy and gave him a good life.

>>26424833
Sorry for your loss anon, may he rest in piece.

>>26426832
>>26426837
Thanks guys. I have a hardened clay paw print (his paw) with his name etched in it before he was put down. I still have it hanging on my wall to this day.

>>26383931
Watching chuubas engage in shipping culture between their peers or themselves and then seeing the inevitable cringe as it doesn't work out

>>26414638
fuck you nigga nanora, i would trade my spot for subaru offering anything i have right now
i still cant forget how much i hate matsuri for trying to use luna only to abandon her fuck that nigga too

>>26414638
>Started to get her to wear cute dresses for her when she's around
>subaru become more popular and subaru keep saying that luna is always right
absolutely based