/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

how's Gura doing? did she learn something?

>>2599133
She's doing surprisingly well

>>2599098
Is/was the DMC 5 stream good? I got home around the 4 hour mark and didn't want to start watching that far in.

>>2599098
How would Gura react to Ame ripping ass in her face?

>>2599220
eh

>>2599220
It's fantastic as usual. Gura's really gotten into it quick.

>>2599220
Gura sucked the cream right out of the tube.

Great to see Gura into the game, maybe she could turn the difficulty up a notch.

>Gura hands are so soft she can't snap fingers
IMAGINE

>>2599199
On easy mode. I'm more surprised she's making an effort to learn mechanics. Makes the steam nicer to watch.

>>2599220
She's improved, early on it was really tough to watch.

>Mission 10 still doesn't know about blue or purple orbs
Damn I'll actually be impressed if she finishes like that.

>>2599603
She did finally learn about them around mission 8. She's just forgetting to buy them now.

>>2599389
Imagine holding them

>>2599098
schedule

>she reached the Dante missions
now it's getting too much for her
poor sharkbrain

>she could barely wrap her head around Nero
This is not going to be pretty...

>>2599220
She was improving with Nero at as good rate, but then forgot after V's missions. Now she just spams Stinger...

>>2599899
>>2599911
>>2599987
>my bwain huwts

>Dante's moveset is so overwhelming that Gura has to end the stream
Next stream should be fun as we'll see how deals with all of Dante's stuff.

>>2600096
>90% of his skills aren't even displayed yet
YABE
I truly, truly hope she practices off stream. Gura stream where she can actually play DMC would be peak Kino

>>2600164
>I like this game a lot
Imagine your oshi having dogsshit taste. How do takos even live?

Gura is too cute tonight

>I want to taste the ass
Goooooraaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Gura wants to learn the game to achieve SSS eventually

I will be amazed if she can learn to press more than one button at a time. Did she think you can only use the guns in gunslinger mode? Will she learn the B button?

Finally she understands the static shock thing

>seffiroph

Streams like this are why I'm a (self-hating) clipnigger. Just don't have the patience for Gura stumbling, and stumbling, and stumbling, and stumbling...

>>2600347
>mfw saved oshi from ear pain for 1000rur

>she got Enma discord message
>I don't open until later
What did she do?

>>2600383
Based

>she's bringing up meat spin
OH NO

>she still doesn't know about meat spin

annnd chat ruined it.

SHE DIDN'T KNOW?!

Gura with the Plausible Deniability.

She's 100% pretending she doesn't know

Looook she's pretending to be a baby! oh wait.. she actually doesn't know about meat spin.. lol.. now she's definitely going to google it after the stream :(

pretty convincing acting ngl.

>>2600569
She has to be right?

100% pretending, and the retards in chat ruined it.

>she doesn't know about meat spin
Imagine lying. Shameful Gura.

thank youuuh~

>>2599098
TUMMY!

>>2600657

There's no way she didn't catch at least one of the superchats last stream that specifically brought up the subject.

Sometimes Gura's chat can be really faggy with their concernfagging

"ALL OVER THE GLASS"

You must be a rare and special kind of retard if you actually believe she doesn't know what meatspin is. She probably knows more "Internet shit", for lack of a better term, than the majority of this board.

Is she really such messy shark?
>why make bed if I will go back in it anyway?
I bet she doesn't wash her hands.

>>2600800
she truly does. that was a really good performance pretending she didn't know.

>>2600828
Now now, making your bed is very different from washing hands or cleaning your butt properly.

>>2600746
Yeah it's the faggotry that seems to come along with all vtubers, for some reason everyone has to pretend to be super pure and nothing dirty is allowed to exist

>>2600828
what's making a bed?
I straighten it out before I go to sleep and change sheets once every 4 or so days and that's it

>>2600828
She's messy with regard to her living space, not her person.

>>2600861
That's one thing. It's another to have swarms of chat members concernfag her about inappropriate content and giving her shit for cursing and such.

>>2600861
>purity & seiso
>bad
Don't you have whoretubers to watch?
Refer to >>1 about relationships and other nasty IRL shit: it's off-topic on /vt/.
>>2600910
I haven't seen anyone seriously admonish her for swearing (which he does very little of as is) and you cannot ever stop concernfagging.

>Doesn't want to play TLou2 specifically
BASED SHARK

>tfw can't say "concernfag" on stream
How do we make them stop?

>>2600980
you'd just shit up chat further don't bother it can't be stopped

>>2600924
Your post is exactly what I'm talking about
I like that the holos pretend to be seiso but it's silly that their chats and /vt/ are concerntrolling everything that's lewder than a friendly handshake or any swear worse than "heck"

>>2600861
Vshojo or similar whores might be more your speed anon

>>2600980
we don't do anything.

>>2600924
How many kids are you grooming in your discord right now, anon?

now they're telling her to go to sleep.
Vtuber chat concernfags are the worst

>>2601002
>their chats and /vt/ are concerntrolling
No, chat is sincerely concernfagging. Not like she doesn't give legitimate reasons to: her chair used to hurt her back so bad she cried a bit on stream and static shock from headset is very painful and dangerous to hearing.
Chat retards overdoing it only on moments like meat snip, but that's just retarded underarges YA BE memeing, it cannot be stopped they want to circlejerk and they will.
>everything that's lewder than a friendly handshake
It always seems like welcome banter to me.
>any swear worse than "heck"
This too, Gura swears very little and isn't admonished for it by chat or anything but welcomed because it's cute and impactful.
>>2601051
How'd you retard reached that conclusion? Tell me. How does expecting good seiso opsec from VTubers translates to grooming minors in discord? Retard.

>>2600980
they aren't going to stop because some rando in chat tried giving them crap, it's better to just ignore it and move on.

>>2600999
Trips confirm

>>2601022
Nah I don't really enjoy them, I'd much rather watch holos
But I also like to say the word fuck once a week unlike you faggots

>>2601114
>her chair used to hurt her back so bad she cried a bit on stream
I read this a lot but which stream was it? I honestly missed it

>>2601051
How many boyfriends does your wife have?

I made a thing.

>>2601166
I'm not gay

Wait, they have to get art permissions for thumbnails? I thought Cover's fanart rules state they can use fanart without permission.

>>2601150
Why not? Don't you want to say fuck? Fuck fuck fuck? Fuck shit bitch whore cock slut cunt.
They're very entertaining and funny!

>>2601318

Well, that's not exactly fanart, but rather a screenshot of a mod, so things could be different (or she could be playing it safe).

>>2601257
Not all cucks are gay, that's true

>>2601355
Oh, gotcha. Didn't hear the mod part.

>>2601239
Very nice, anon!

>>2601150
Perhaps you should actually watch her streams then, fucking retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nugfq-1t4_0
https://youtu.be/TMmdEsVsOGU?t=49
It's because she rarely swears that rare moments when she does, have such a great impact.

Fucking plebean wants cute girls swearing like sailors.

>>2601165
I won't find it now, it was before she took a break and came back with festival song, you're welcome to lurk archives for it

Do you think if I make a nickname "Shrimp lives matter" and SC her 50$ will she say it?

>>2601411

Here's what she's referring to, by the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJhrtOHoLrY

>>2601474
Don't be a faggot

>>2601430
Thanks.

>>2601446
We don't want them being policed.

>410k views from just live viewers
That's more than even some EN Collabs/events. The VOD monster strikes again.
Why does she stream at such dogsshit times?

Someone made a fake Gura account and spoke in Gura's stream

Gura might pull up her ukulele this karaoke. Nice.

>>2601474
"Thank you, Shrimp!"

>>2601612
that happens pretty often.

>>2601608
Her audience is split across multiple timezones.

>>2601599
We who? Fuck off with your bandwagon, for starters. Secondly, take your bloody eyes up it's: it says 4channel.org. Gura would never read any shit here, you're screaming into the void and shitposting.

If this >>2601354 is what you enjoy - you're underage and shouldn't be here in the first place. Swearing is good in moderation otherwise it loses impact.

Gura uses swearing right as it is should be used: in moderation, only in very climactic moments to help properly convey the gravity of situation or emotion.

There's no issue, except you still breathing.

>>2601566
I won't. Just curious how can she handle it.

>>2601608
Her times are pretty good if you live in NA.

>>2601707
Do you understand the meaning of being policed?

>>2601473
Yeah I'm too dumb to find it even in the jp archives. I remember her talking about her back hurting but not crying, oh well

>>2601721
She's very good at not being tripped up like Mori was in the past. She might read the names before saying them.

>>2601769
Crying would be strong word, she was getting up during that stream and sobbed a bit when talking how her back hurts and she needs to look into it.
>>2601768
Where do you see it you fucking idiot? Show me.

>>2601727
with these long streams and my work schedule this week, she's been starting less than an hour after i get off work and streaming right up until i have to go to bed. she is really making me prove my loyalty these days.

>>2601683
True, but leaving half of NA and all of EU as an EN chuuba in the dark is retarded no matter how you look at it. There are very obviously a fuckton of people who want to watch live but can't, which is why she has by far the largest live viewers : VOD views discrepancy in Hololive by a country mile.

>>2601801
Anon the stream was 3AM-9:30AM for me. You're fortunate.

>>2601816
i sure am!

>>2601798
>Show me
Read the thread, watch her streams. Calling other people retarded won't make you any smarter chum.

>>2601812
I mean, she ain't gonna change it. The NUMBERS aren't that important to her and it's just a consistent time for her streams now.

>>2601801
That's just due to long streams though, not bad timing.

>>2601886
yes, plus i've been on later hours than normal this week. i am not complaining. i am happy to be there to support her.

>>2601816
I have it easy in Australia, besides having to mute the stream for a couple minutes to take calls sometimes.

>>2601836
>Read the thread
Gura isn't here and 4chan isn't an authority over her.
>watch her streams
Watch what? Chat being excited when she swears once a month or says something lewd unintentionally and spamming picrelated? That's policing? Get the fuck out.

hey I know it's super cool to be like mega aggressive and haha lol fuck you faggot haha mega dilate
but uh I hope you're all doing pretty well, faggotry aside

>>2601816
Same. I wonder why does she stream so late. Even in US it's mid-evening. Unless you live with Pablos on the west coast of Mexrika.

I made another thing.

>>2601930
CUTE

>>2601930
Very nice, anon!

>>2601925
>late
Anon people have work on weekdays. HoloJP also stream predominantly in the evening.

These threads suck when they're fresh and not being auto-saged

>>2601910
what do you work as mate? Been trying to get fucking anything right now and shit's fucked

>>2601925
Probably a combination of her having a messed up sleep schedule and wanting west coasters to be able to catch the start of the stream after work.

>>2601956
that's a really cute gura

>>2601956
It's /ggg/ failing its shitflinging save again. This isn't as bad as past ones.

>>2601930
smaller

>>2601965
Software dev, had it easy with my company moving to wfh.

>>2599220
The stream was good, she started to get really into DMCV, but I prefer streams where she talks more. Gura doesn’t need a flashy game to get viewers, most of us are there for her, not the games she’s playing. Also I’d prefer streams less than 2hrs with her interacting with chat and talking more.

>>2602022
That is beyond my artistic prowess, unfortunately.

i like hanging out in this thread with you chumcherds. let's all continue to support her together.

Guracute!

>>2602060
I agree, but DMC being so flashy gives her a lot of stuff to bounce off of. Like making fun of V.

>>2602170

>>2602170
I like how I'm in the staff orb

>>2602170
I’m still torn as to whether Gura is more Aqua or megumin. I’d actually lean towards more Aqua, but she kind of has qualities of both.

I really want to know what the notifications were. I wish Gura had read them on stream even though that's obviously a bad idea.

>>2602167
True, but there’s just too little content for the amount of time in the stream. At least she’s enjoying it tho.

I hope she continues DMCV next week, she clearly enjoyed it enough to sink 5 and a half hours into the game tonight. Tomorrow's karaoke should be great too, especially because there are no real time restraints this time.

>>2601239
>>2601930
>>2602308
These are really cute. Thanks for sharing them with us.

>>2602234
>Enma: DON"T GOOGLE MEAT SNIP ON STREAM

>>2602337
One more.

Possibly better version.

>>2602672
>>2602743
Gura cute

>tricking your manager into watching gay porn, and then acting innocent when they call you out

Fartemis
https://youtu.be/YYz0Bd5GHxs?t=7585

I once knew a girl from Atlantis,
With a little green pet praying mantis.
She sure loved that li'l guy,
And I never asked why,
'Til one day when it crawled down her panties.

https://youtu.be/YYz0Bd5GHxs?t=11194
>no no no, please ask him to be gentle because he's gonna kick my butt
Gura's butt is in danger again

Adjusted Gura's hair color a little bit.

>>2603192
can you add the blue hair bits in

>>2603225
Maybe later.

>>2603245
these are extremely cute and i hope you will continue to post them here.

>>2603259
They're just shitposts desu, though I do want to make some Ame sprites.

Just fyi, anti cuckposters got rowdy after Gura's great stream and are aggressively trying to timeloop some old rrats again. Don't reply, just report.

>>2603749
??

>>2603749
sage next time you post a PSA like this ya dingdong

I can't wait to listen to Gura's karaoke. I know I'm gonna get filtered from some songs I don't know again, but they would sound great regardless when she sings them with soulful voice.

>>2603772
Some schizo stalking one of her roommate's Steam friends on discord saw that he was playing It Takes Two and spent a couple of hours before the DMC5 stream posting about how Gura was playing with him.

Gura shows up to the DMC5 stream with her husky "hasn't talked all day" voice and stalkerchama goes off after chumbuds stop flooding /hlgg/. You love to see it... a man's ego bruised in real time.

>>2603782
NTA, but ogey

Alright, this is my attempt at a Watson. I'm going to bed now. Later chums!

>>2604218
Don't even give the dude attention, pretty sure he was unironically a unicorn chumbud.

>>2604252
Cute

Improved Watson. Alright, now I'm out.

Gura makes DMCV look so fun. Is it worth running it on a meh laptop?

>>2604952
Depends on how low spec it is. You want to be able to stay at consistent 60fps, I would say that's the most important thing for those kinds of games.

Gurame collab is a comfy zatsudan. Just to let you guys know.

>>2605005
It's an i7-7500U with a 940mx.

>>2604274
>unicorns that WANT to be cucked
I will never understand anybody here.

>>2605101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yryOpNU5nv8
>30-50FPS at 720p low
seems pretty miserable

>>2605101
You won't get 60 but you'll get 30fps+ based on the video above. I guess if you're used to gaming on 30 you can probably still enjoy the game.

>>2605170
>>2605233
Ah well, it was to be expected. I'll just save up for an actual PC once I'm done paying for uni

>>2604952
You could play 1 or 3 instead.

>>2605088
Holy moly, this could be great.

>>2605913
I'd say play the DMC collection, but remember to skip the standalone DMC3 on steam since it's horribly optimized and even flat out ignores L2 and R2 on controllers.

>>2602984
ANother ONE? cmon...

>>2603061
The clip that destroyed a /vt/ janny's life

>Streams DMC5
>Goes for almost 7 hours
In another life she was my wife

So hype for today. Karaoke and a podcast(?) with Ame, sign me the fuck up

>>2609096
>0 AM and 5 AM
Guess I'll take a nap in between

SSShark

https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=11747
Gura does not like feet

Gura loves DMC5!

>>2610500
>Devil Trigger karaoke soon
I'm feeling motivated bros...

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/788515

>>2610521
I'll kneel

>>2610631
>press WASD
>nothing happens
>press space
>web page scrolls down
...

>>2610427
Every day.

>>2610893
does anyone recall the timestamp of this? would be nice to have a source resolution capture of it without the youtube transport control gradient.

>>2610982
Right around 2:04:56, not sure the proper frame you want

>>2610631
Cute game
>tfw all that shrimps I missed
Damn there are many

>>2610982
why

>>2610825
I RIKE IT

>>2611231
because the screenshot is a shit job

Would anons really stop watching gura if she had a boyfriend?

>>2611391

No, I'd' keep watching.

I won't deny it would sting a little, but I knew what I was signing up for. A girl this amazing has got to turn some heads, social spaghetti or no. In the end, though, all that matters is Gura's happiness.

What would worry me, though, is the reaction of others to that, and how it could affect her streaming.

>>2611391
I would cuck her with the boyfriend so shes forced to stream.

>>2611391
Why would I stop watching her if I am her bf?

>>2611621
Sharks shouldn't be allowed to be this sexy

>>2610521
Do people really expect her to learn a new song in less than a day for karaoke? Maybe next one she'll sing it.

>>2610631
I fucking fell through the map kek

>>2611391
As much as I love her, I know I'll never be able to date her and that she isn't my girlfriend.

I just want her to be happy, and finding love is a big part of that.

>>2611670
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2611662
i wouldn't say i "expect" her do, but she has before.

>>2611391
I wouldn't stop watching her but it'd hurt when she talks about him. I'm dead serious when I say I love Gura.

>>2611662
She is music genius

>>2611662
to be fair, she said she practiced purification song just before karaoke stream last week

One of these days Gura will get arrested for operating industrial grade cuteness without a license.

>>2612301
Why did she do it bros?

>>2612301
With cuteness this lethal, they would never be able to catch her

will her popularity increase faster if she's doing her video shitpost like before she became shark?

>>2611391
She already has one though, it's me.

>>2612619
Probably.

>>2612619
Shitposts deter purity autists that superchat though

>>2612929
If they stop then I will max out my weekly superchats with cringe messages every week to fill in for them.

>>2612616

>>2613034
That's what they were doing all along...

>>2613034
ANON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2611391
I'd feel pretty cucked, but likely still watch her, although probably less zealously.
It's actually me. Don't worry guys, I'll never let it slip out on stream, so you can keep fantasies unshattered.

>>2613082
>I'd feel pretty cucked
>over someone you've literally never spoken to

>>2611391
I wouldn’t, but you and I both know the shitposting on here from unicorns, schizos and anons going along with it for laughs would be constant

>>2613170
Did gura say she did ballet or am I thinking of one of the others I watch?

>>2613136
Just sharing honest feeling, anon, doesn't matter if never met her, it would still cucked. Its not reasonable, but it is what it is.

You do own a cowboy hat and boots don't you? Gura wouldn't want a man that doesn't.

>>2611391
The fact that she could have a bf right now but doesn't let it slip hurts me so much.
I think I'm gonna stop watching her, since all of this is nothing but an illusion.
Just kidding. I can't. I love Gura.

>>2613613
Imagine having cowboy RP sex with Gura.

God I love her so much

>>2613613

>>2613854

>>2613796
You could have just said cowboy RP but you chose to add sex

>>2613901
not that guy but it would be weird to RP with an adult for any other reason

>>2613943
>he doesn't want to LARP with Gura
All she wants is someone to larp with who won't call her cringe and you're blowing it.

>>2613943
>>2613901

I added sex in my original post but I would 100% LARP with her normally as well. Its not cringe if it makes her happy

>>2613943
Who gives a fuck if it's weird as long as the people RPing are enjoying themselves?

i want to roleplay at the renaissance faire with gura

I've been to several medieval fairs and the LARPers are a fun part of it, it's not different from cosplayers that stay in-character at cons honestly and I met some chill people at either

Lol im not critiquing the wellbeing of people who do it, just saying it's odd.

we really don't deserve her

>>2614349
I deserve a painful death

>>2614378
she's so kind and generous toward us...

>>2614252
I didn't really enjoy the only renaissance festival I've been to, but it may have just been an unlucky experience. I'm all for the western and old war role playing though, I've never done it but it seems entertaining enough.

>>2613854
>>2613898
Howdy

ame just cancelled ;_;

>>2614491
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Since Ame canceled, Gura might be able to Gorilla stream today?

>>2614566
Maybe?
What should she play or do?

>>2614608
gooruh... this is just embarrassing when you put that picture on it. you're trying too hard to blend in.

>>2614491
fug

>>2614665
Shut up, I think it's cute

>>2614491
Looks like allergies.

>>2614608
Cooking stream. Collab was gonna be a zatsudan anyways.

It's up!
https://youtu.be/i5olykjiyuY

Poor Ame, that sounds pretty rough. Maybe we'll get the collab next week.

>>2614784
wait a minute, that's familiar...

>>2614762
Get well soon Ame!

I want to embrace Gura and feel her warmth.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2614608

Maybe more DMCV? She was having a really good time I think, and she finally got to unlock Dante. Perhaps she might want to experiment more with his novelist.

Gura cute

>>2613237
yeah i also vaguely remember her saying something about ballet or dancing...

>>2614608
Monhun is always good, better if she cares about people missing the story in the other games since MonHun's story is "haha big monster bad, you save us" every time

Gura cute!

>>2614608
Cooking ASM... fuck, the scuffed setup. MonHun? No story there. Terraria would work too if she hasn't lost interest in playing it.

>>2614608
Cooking stream please CHEF

>>2615359
the collab was 11 pm est, if she does a cooking stream then her neighbors will hate her for real.

>>2615433
Were you not here for the screamfest that was RE2?

>>2615433
Her yelling on stream is much louder than cooking.

>>2611391
I've never really had fantasies about being her bf because I kind of just assumed she was gay.

>>2614608
More DMC5

>>2615433
What kind of paper walled place do you live in where cooking is loud enough to disrupt your neighbors? Unless she starts slamming pots together the noise level is nothing

>>2615540
I'm expecting her to bang on the pots like drums again. That was cute.

>>2615479
>he doesn't believe he can fuck the gay out of a woman
ngmi

>>2611391
I'd keep watching and make posts about how they're fucking constantly. exactly what I already do with Ame

>>2615479
All girls are a little gay because girls are way less uggo

>>2615709

>>2611391
Cant get over the fact that she’s been nogged. Can’t enjoy her the same anymore. You guys have ruined me.

and a shit one at that.

>>2616231
Quit Hololive altogether then

>>2616244
gura declaring herself to be bait, so self-aware

I love Gura

I really hope we don't get more retards during the karaoke stream concernfagging her with, "Gura, you forgot to change the meat spin title!"

I hope she still streams tonight after karaoke. I would say rdr2 but Im doubtful that she fixed it because it wasn't on the schedule this week to begin with.

>>2613136
He probably donates. I donated to a podcaster once and started becoming more aware of all the ways he was slighting his community and don't even watch the cast anymore. That was $5.00 to a dude. I can't imagine how hypersensitive the people giving akasupas to women must get.

>>2599098
Is Gura doing a b route playthrough of RE 2?

>>2617021
We don't know.

>>2616231
the fuck are you on about?

>>2617070
no one was replying to the old rrats so he had to mix it up with one that's even more retarded.

>>2617070
It’s forbidden to talk about. Look at the archives and look in a HER thread. There you will find the answers

>>2617289
SLOWER

>>2617311
I didn't even realize I selected that one and I can't find the normal speed one right now

What scripts/extensions/whatever make using twitter less shit? I'm too dumb to understand how to navigate the site.

>>2617021
I think she mentioned the camera in RE2 really bothered her, unless I misheard her. 100% agree if that’s the case. Camera is awful, especially when opening doors. First person was what they should have done.

>>2617509
>using Twitter
All you need is Gura Tweets, reTweets and Likes.

>>2617541
I've seen people post things she hasn't liked too many times to want to rely solely on her.

She understands the fundamentals of DMC surprisingly well, I'm guessing she played some previous games.

>>2617606
Nah, she said she hadn't played any DMC games before. She did mention watching some combo videos though, so she might have gotten a very general idea about things from them.

>>2617606
>people claiming Gura is lying again
She keeps getting away with it.

>>2617289

Couldn't resist.

>>2617696
Gura is clearly a millennial who's way older than most people think, she acts younger but all her weird 2000's references say otherwise.

>>2617735
>Take me higher
good choice, I always love when people use more uncommon eurobeat for things

>>2617606
lock on and press the xxx and the yyy and they will be suck, it's not that unique

>>2617582
Search her hashtags, i.e. #gawrt to find all gura art posts

>>2617541
it's nice to have an account because then you can turn on notifications for her and get timely alerts about her streams. lots of people have dedicated zero- or low-follower accounts for keeping up with vtubers and it works very well for me.

>>2617817
she's in her early 20s. I have not proof but also no doubt about it.
In other news she's STILL hasn't corrected the DMC description nor has changed the title of the MH stream

>>2618196
She's reclined into her $1400 chair and can't get back up because it's too comfy >>2604071

>>2618196

For some reason, when she said "Retro is anything made before 1995", in her latest Super Metroid stream, it made me think that was her birth year. It just seemed like such an arbitrary year to choose.

Soon it won't matter what age she is because she will live forever

>>2618270
She's just a /vr/ purist

>>2618270
it's probably something between 1995-1997.
anything else seems too late or too early

>>2617817
>>2618196
>>2618270
I guess all of you completely ignored the streams where she's mentioned her age as being somewhere in the 9000s

>>2617817
Please don't doxxbait

>>2618270
She said her first console was a GBA: SP.

She's 9000+. You guys are really trying to pick up a ban 34 minutes before she sings?

>>2618428
1 atlantean year = 600 in human years
pic related is Gura in her 12000

>>2618270
this is exactly my reasoning for having the pop/rock sections of my record collection split into "before 1981" and "after 1981".

>>2617994
Check Pixiv too. It's got some good stuff.

>>2613647
What the fuck is everyone talking about?

>>2618851
Autism

>>2618851

I think it's pretty evident from the context what the deleted post was talking about.

>>2618851
/hlgg/ was timelooping a lot earlier today

>>2618979
Why does it need to be brought in here?

>>2618996
Antis trying to stir shit up

>>2610427
every thread until they learn

>>2618996
schizos. And antis

ITS KARAOKE TIME AGAIN CHUMBUDDIES! ARE YOU READY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5olykjiyuY

>>2619096
Does anyone have a pirated stream of this or do I have to wait for someone to upload it on nyaa?

>>2619096
I am at maximum excitement.

>>2619096
I'm so excited!

>>2619096
ITADAKUZEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2619128
You wait for it to be done

>>2618851
tunnel vision rrat , don't give attention

>>2619128
If you can't even manage $5 a month, you need to rework your budget

>>2619198
Why would I pay ONE THIRD of a netflix subscription just so gura can cancel her stream?

$5 is the convenience fee for not having to wait for a reupload. If you don't wanna pay, just wait.

>>2619271
It's also much better watching it live. I can't imagine having to wait for pirated VODs over $5.

>>2619305
It really isn't. Livefags are delusional.

>>2619198
nigger i work in a library. do you know how fucking much a librarian is getting paid?
fuck you and your pet hamster.

>>2619096
LETS GOOOO

>>2619128
sounds like you can wait

>>2619305
>It's also much better watching it live.
How?

>>2619362
Libraries still exist?

She has too much sex and she screamed the whole time, so she sounds like this

This place always gets full of grifters looking for free shit whenever she does member streams. I could maybe understand if it was $20 or something but at $5 come on

>>2619462

>>2619433
yep. fun fact, we're actually supposed to archieve all the digital age shit too. there is, somewhere, an entire department filled with menopausal women who have to archieve vchuubas for historical preservation.
and i'm fucking here preparing a presentation for a bunch of teenagers about the DREAD off using weed.

>boyfriend samefagging
>livefags
What's the matter your discord rrat didn't pan out? Kek.

The scuffed mspaint mic makes a reappearance. She's pretending to be croaky but get ready for kino

>>2619535
This isn't /v/, retard. Go back.

>>2619539
Tell them if they share the weed needles they might get aids

Poor gura, she probably shouldn't sing today but she's still pushing through it for us

>>2619539
don't worry about them. i am applying my career experience as an academic library server administrator to ensure that all of gura's content is preserved for posterity.

>>2599098
Karaoke isn’t loading for me, anyone know why? I paid for a Shark-side membership last week but it seems I still cant access the stream :^(

>>2619572
you on the right lol

>>2619565
I'm expecting a few warm up songs and then she'll hit her stride in 30 minutes. That happened last week.

I'm going to go watch nyanners vods if you faggots don't supply me with a free gura karaoke stream.

>>2619633
bye

>>2619633
she won't even notice you're gone

>>2619633
Have fun

>>2619633
Glad to have you gone

>>2619633
>pink cat bad
go pomf yourself anti poorfag

>>2619603
Not loading or you can't find it? Check the community tab if it's the latter.

>>2619603
You need the link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5olykjiyuY

>>2619573
this is pretty much what i have to tell them or my goverment, ahem, curator will cut my balls off and feed em to the reddit feminist. i literally see an irl anime face of disgust every single day of my life from those people who i have to preach about the shit i have zero faith in. it's kinda awe inspiring slash soul crushing.
>>2619594
sure bud. have just 2 questions. what sex organ is between your legs? cause if it's a dick. you will never be let anywhere near anything even slightly relevant.
i wasn't joking about menopausal women there.

>>2619603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5olykjiyuY

Does the direct link work for you?

>>2610521
she tried

>>2619603
Two people have posted the link in this thread

>>2619776
why would i need to be let near anything? i have all the resources i need to maintain this archive without assistance.

gura wants me in her room...

>wants to sing Devil Trigger
I hope we get this in the next karaoke

>>2619733
When I open the stream it’s paused like if I don’t have access to it

Worried she's going to mess up saying devil's trigger.... what do you think she's worried about saying?

>>2619887
DOUBLE NIGGER

>>2619869
Unpause it, retard.

Wait, it's too early in the stream to be sad!

I hope Gura didn't have a bad day..

>>2619845
cause you will have 25 people you have to answer for every single nanosecond of your life?
every breath you take.
every click you make, you have to justify to a bunch of braindead people.

unless, of course, in my alcohol induced stupod it whooshed over me..

>>2619824
>>2619781
>>2619772
Still isn’t working for some reason. I tried to join from the link gura posted in the community tab. :(

>>2619982
you seem extremely confused. let me say it in simple words. i used to work for an academic library. i was responsible for supporting the unix server infrastructure. i learned how to maintain large digital archives. i do not work in a library and will never work in one again. i use the skills that i learned to maintain an archive of gura's content. read my post three times before replying.

>>2619824
>>2619781
>>2619772
Still isn’t working for some reason. I tried to join from the link gura posted in the community tab. :(

>>2619869
I guess if youtube's player is fucking up you could try another browser or clearing your cache. Never really heard of that problem before, though.

I really love how she moves and bobs when she sings

>>2619922
It won’t let me. When I tap play or live it doesn’t play

>>2620027
have you tried use cellphone?

>>2620032
Use a PC

>>2620058
You might have browser cancer.

I love her singing so much

Another song I can't stand being made wonderful thanks to Gura. This shark has too much power.

>>2620089
I am on a PC. Does anyone have a backup stream that isn't on youtube?

she abandoned her setlist in the middle of a word lol

>>2620167
Try not being so obvious

>>2620030
then why the fuck did you even reply to a post about librarian soul being crushed if you're not even remotely close to the matter being ranted on.
jesus fuck on a pogo stick

>>2620217
you seem really out of it.

>>2620177

Gura seems really out of it

>>2620279
frog voice