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Ive been in a near death situation half a year ago and since then ive been too scared to go outside, becoming a depressed neet.

i coped with vidya, porn, hololive and anime. after a while i became completly numb. Around february i became so low energy i stopped getting aroused at the thought of fapping and i had to really force it to get it up, so i stopped fapping.
Gaming and anime became too exhausting, and the only thing i did was lying in bed watching hololive, even though i felt nothing while watching them.

Just now i saw the 3d reveal of chloe, and... i started to feel something again. The moment she took of her jacket, her juicy, milky, unwashed, seawater flavoured fishtits made me hard like never before.
this orca legit created a Hurricane in my ballsack

i didnt fap for around 5 months, and according to google the average men creates 129,600,000 sperms per day. lets say a month has 30 days its:
129.600.000 x 30 = 3.888.000.000 x 5 = 19.440.000.000 sperms were in my nuttsack, multipled by 2 because i have a above avarage big boy = 38.880.000.000
this means the poor tissue which had the honor to be my chloe pussy for the moment, was getting loved by 38.880.000.000 of my sperm. It never stood a chance.

also according to google, 100 million sperm equals 1ml of semen. i could have filled chloes unused bathtub with 38,88litre of pure and raw chloe love.


i finally feel anything again. this single nut made me smile, cry, laugh...

im no longer scared. iam a free man now. what happened in the past is over.

Chloe cured me. Chloe mommy fishy milk gave me my life force back. just for her, i will become the most /biz/ person ever, leaving her superchats as big as her unbathed floaties, to repay every sperm.

And just for chloe, ill be more /fit/, so i may produce even more Semen.

Just so one day, i can give it back to her. She wont see a depressed Neet. She will see what her life force has awakened in me. She will see a succesfull business man.
And to thank her for her tits, which are bigger than guras body , i will fuck her so hard, that she feels the 2.682.720.000.000 (38.880.000.000 x 69 (/fit/ bonus)(2682,72Litre), which she created with her sexyness.

May my semen one day help her as much as her milk did help me. Thank you chloe, youll shall wash yourself in my cum soon enough. Its my destiny.

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>>26151504
Cool blog bro!

>> No.26151912

>>26151504
But whales are mammals and not dish

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>>26151504
this is the kind of post that keeps me here

>> No.26152376

>>26151504
Congrats man

>> No.26152567

>>26151504
Just when I thought no more poets walked this place.

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Awesome thread anon, i'm glad Chloe was able to save your life!

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Good for you anon, happy for you.
>captcha:028KG
Weight of anons swoll balls

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>>26151504

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>>26151504
What no God does to person

>> No.26153270

>>26151504
Great piece of literature, thanks anon

>> No.26153335

>>26151504
Too bad Chloe is a fake orca with no tail. Even ShyLily is more real than she is.

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Didn't read but I'm glad for you.

>> No.26153574

>>26151504
Nice

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>>26151504
>i coped with vidya, porn
>i didnt fap for around 5 months

Fuck off OP, stoped reading right there. Come back when you can keep your fiction together. Unreadable trash.

>> No.26153885

Holy Based. Whorca has also been my awakening to getting an involuntary boner watching any kind of chuuba.

>> No.26153961

>>26151504
Good for you, OP.

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>>26151504

If real im happy for you
If fake sorry that happened

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hey king, you dropped this

>> No.26154626

>>26151762
Why you gotta be sarcastic, this is serious, he's sharing his thoughts and feelings about his favorite vtuber, this place is to discuss about anything about vtubers, just the other day I drank some suipiss

>> No.26155138

At least he's saying this about Chloe and not Laplus. That's already better than 50% of anons on this board.

>> No.26155293

>>26154626
But what if he wasn't being sarcastic? What if he finds your blog post is, indeed, really cool?

>> No.26155515

>>26151504
> thinks his sperm count is anywhere near the average man

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thank you frens

>> No.26156800

>>26151504
any askers?

>> No.26156847

>>26151504
no one gives a shit do a backflip

>> No.26156904

>>26151504
I am waiting for koyori's 3d to do the same

>> No.26157416

>>26151504
REMEBER PUWEASE SUBSCWIBE GUYS

>> No.26158463

>>26151504
tldr. amazing recovery story anon. hope you're doing better. if you'll excuse me I need to lick her sweaty armpits again

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>>26151504
>38,88litre of pure and raw cvjt8vhloe love

>> No.26159164

>>26151504
send this as SC

>> No.26160955

>>26151504
kys

>> No.26163126

>>26151504
seek help

>> No.26163498

>>26151504
Um... orcas aren't fish.

>> No.26163744

>>26156362
Pls subcribu

>> No.26163858

I'm starting to learn hypnosis thanks to Chloe.

>> No.26163931

>>26151504
I guess you also need to offer your ass to Yagoo and whoever rigged Chloe's 3D.

>> No.26164082

>>26153650
It is consistent though. He dropped fapping around Feb. So depending on the reckoning, he should be fap-free for 4 or 5 months.
I am not saying I believe it. He does not have any receipts.

>> No.26164506

>>26164082
I hope it's fake because not fapping is a terrible idea.

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>>26151504
g-good thread OP...

>> No.26168012

>>26151504
baaaased

>> No.26169361

>>26151504
My liver has become worse lately. I'm gonna watch holo until I die

>> No.26169460

>>26151504
Literally this but Iroha

>> No.26171625

>>26151504
1. If you're depressed to the point of losing your sex drive there's no way you produce twice as much sperm as the average male, even if you have a "big boy".
2. You definitely aren't producing high amounts of sperm if you don't have nocturnal emissions after weeks of not fapping
3. Sperm don't live forever so you would hit the cap after 2 months

>> No.26177288

There is still hope for this place

>> No.26177899

>>26151504
>i coped with vidya, porn, hololive and anime. after a while i became completly numb. Around february i became so low energy i stopped getting aroused at the thought of fapping and i had to really force it to get it up, so i stopped fapping
hmm it's almost like vidya porn and anime girls do exploit your body's reward system

>> No.26178760

>>26151504
I'm happy for you anon, continue to work hard so you can give back to the one who inspired you!

>> No.26179013

>>26151504
your numbers are shit

>> No.26179813

>>26151504
You should send her this on twitter

>> No.26186624

test

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