/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Lui's a cake, right? Her voice loses 10 years whenever she giggles.

Beautifully dancing hag
Imagine taking her or someone else out on a ballroom dance as a young buck

>>25906995
I want to impregnate this lion so fucking bad it's unreal

https://youtu.be/lQCgFX2Dihw

hags only get haggier
https://youtu.be/PSVLLuRhDrg

>>25907500
idk why she's dancing in an empty and destroyed skyscraper but she looks beautiful doing it

Hags with fangs!

>>25783462
>Pochi thread died prematurely

Pochi-bros...

>>25910476
I can't find this image on saucenao

>>25915292
I got it from gelbooru

Furea love.

>>25913086
Art imitates life.

>>25917967
Literally me

Girlfriend really enjoyed this.

>>25912210
Botans 30 plus?

>>25907093
Nope, she's a hag. She just has a unique laugh. Also, I find the best way to judge someone's voice is to listen to them when they scream, since genuine screams of fear show how you sound like when not putting up any sort of front. She sounds like someone in her early 30s.
https://youtu.be/GdKL-zHx1kI?t=452

>>25918829
where the hell have you been

>>25921178
never that close to Botan. Time to change that.

i think i might only need ayamys model to fap now and nothing else

>>25912210
I love hags with fangs!

>>25907500
Half Elf Half Siren
100% Fuckable

>>25906995
delicious

>>25918897
Luilui... why is she such a coward..

>>25918829
Botan is at least 40 now

aki pape

>>25933497
Botan has always been 40z nuts

dont die yet /hag/

>>25918670
I love Ayamy. She blows all her daughters out of the water.

>>25938478
Maybe not all of the posters are up....I've been refreshing for the past 2 hours....

>>25922852
I want a hag to sink her teeth in me like a vampire and use me me like her personal bloodbag who trusts her to not hurt me...

>>25916485
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hag wife
domestic life

>>25906995
Are you into irl hags or just the holohags?
Overheard some jp hags talk amongst themselves once about how they can’t find a good man and wish they spoke better english to widen the dating pool
One sounded like Mio too
Sometimes it’s good to be nihongo jouzu

>>25944598
Sauce me up senpai

>>25906995

>>25944598
W H E R E

>>25944598
>Are you into irl hags or just the holohags?
Conceptually, I assume my attraction for vtuber hags would carry over IRL but I doubt it'll ever see any of the ones I'd know I'd be into to confirm that due to living on the US west coast
also post link or something

One major cornerstone with hags is how they handle conflicts or unpleasant situations in a mature way instead of going full on menhera.
Not to say there aren't any menhera hags or only hags can be mature, but you know what i mean.

>>25945019
of course anon, they're finely aged wine in a newly crafted glass so to speak (finely aged women in a modern world), that's what makes them so attractive

>>25944719
>>25944775
It wasn’t in japan
Happened recently when alone at a ramen place (always at ramen places)
Think one was 38 or so, all expats and most over 30
Interestingly they all agreed its better in the west cause less “salaryman” workaholic oyaji types
One complained about how their parents told them their clock was running out to have kids so better hook up with a nice asian guy but they preferred westerners despite having bad english
Though can confirm jp JK’s and college age are just as bad as western ones
Talking about how big western dicks are and how jp men are too spineless to date, making fun of people’s chopstick skills and stuff

>>25944598
I'm ready to be an overseas sexy guy bro.
It was a combo of 2D hags and 3D hags at the same time that turned me into a hag lover so I'd say I float both boats.

>>25941937
My studies have paid off. I can understand how adorable that is. I need it bros...wnv2x

mimk-054 is required viewing for hagchads.

https://files.catbox.moe/vvaavj.png

>>25948549
I straight up cannot imagine Polka saying this, she's just too much of a clown

>>25949654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1LYuI8UWXg

>>25949935
Okay yeah I know about that, I guess I mean like in English. You know how Omaru "BEEF PC comeoncomeoncomeon" Polka is with the eigo. Silly thing to say about a JP girl but

>>25949654
NTA, but her bullying voice is pretty sex.
https://youtu.be/pcB70TGzRyM?t=217

fucking hags bros

>>25950823
That's the plan

Magic the Gathering holo when?

>>25953305
No

>>25953305
i need some hags playing Modern or Pioneer

>>25954458
>hags
>not playing Legacy or Vintage
Come on man

>>25954669
but people who can afford to play Legacy or Vintage won't be vtubing

>>25906995
>Healthy hags!
>Pochi thread dies early...

B-bros?

>>25954720
Just proxy like the good old days. I have a lot of great memories playing legacy reanimator and top miracles as a broke student with friends

>>25954974
how practical is it to play Legacy/Vintage on MTGO?
I hear you can rent cards but surely that too will cost a bit?

>>25955457
Dunno. Used to play paper Modern mostly (grixis twin and tron) but sold out and only play Arena now.

>>25918897
She really went "ight ima head out"

>When you haven't impregnated a hag yet

I wanna put hags in diapers

Wait hold on, Pomu is a hag?

>>25962951
And then what? Fight your way out of a coma?

Everyone talks about sexual stuff here all the time. I just want to marry Lui-nee and live a happy and healthy life full of love and support. I want to be with a woman who knows where she struggles and where she excels. I want a woman who's confident in herself and has dreams. Up until lately, I've preferred young women (as young as legally possible). Now I just want to settle down with someone older than me in an actual, meaningful, life-long relationship.

>>25964843
It's not alllllll the time, I mean I too wanna marry Mio and give her the best years of her life, I just happen to also want to get her pregnant 3 times consecutively.

this hag is live right now!
>Watame number one!

HAG ON HAG SEX

Why are hag voices so sex?
Botan and Lui's do things to me

>>25974389
Mature lower voices
There’s a few changes that voices go through after 25, especially in women (even more if you smoke)
That means when Okayu gets to be a hag her voice will be even sexier and have more haglike milf energy

>>25944598
I'm very much into irl hags as much as i am into the holo ones.
Hags are the only kind of women i could ever consider anything to close to settling down with

>>25944598
Both, cause I did roommate reps (didn't regret it).

>>25978503
Likewise

can I post marine in this thread yet?

>>25971669
why is the pink catdogfox so lewd

>>25983487
Officially not yet, but for all practical purposes yes.

This thread awakened something I didn't know was there.

I LOVE HAGS NOW

>>25964843
My lust for hags comes from my immense love for them. They're the ideal partner material.

>>25944598
>ywn have a hag gf
>ywn cuddle her while watching jp dramas or anime, inagining what she might look like pregnant with your kids
>ywn help her with her english reps while she helps your nihongo
>ywn get an irl asmr session with earcleaning afterwards
>ywn ask to marry her, knowing full well her parents might hate you, but your love is too strong to care

>>25944598
>Are you into irl hags or just the holohags?
My parents said that i will be disowned if i ever marry someone older than me. Both. Pretty strange tactic for people who raised me to be as independent as possible.

>>25944598
I used to always preferred older women but now they're just women my age.

>>25990631
imagine caring about what your parents think about how you live your life

>>25906995
>check hag list
>no Pochi-sensei in the indies
Eh?

>>25992646
Oh, and seems that I missed out on the Pochi-edition of /hag/. Shame.

>>25992646
>no Pochi-sensei in the indies
Did you check the Holomamas section?

>>25992935
Ah, she's in the honorary section.

>>25990631
not to encourage freud but simply get a new mama y'know

>>25994945
I don't know, but I feel long hair Lui is more for a date than for daily life, IMO

Is it weird that I want to hear stories of spankings hags got when they were younger. It just seems so much hotter then when a young girl talks about it

>>25991299
Lucky bastard. What are you waiting for, get out there and make one of them a happy housewife before they give up!

>>25950697

>>25994945
I love Lui so fucking much

>>25994945
Long hair hags really do hit different.

>>25991299
Same
Sometimes being almost as old as a hag has its benefits, like bonding over the same generational nostalgia

I want to pat a hag's head bros

Hag sex

Look at my cute wife.

>>26010982
Your wife is very beautiful.

>>25989619
I did a bunch of these, but eventually I had to return home and she wasn't confident enough in her English to come with me. I'd planned to go back, but the coof happened and I couldn't get back in. The relationship didn't survive being long distance this long. Vtuber hags remind me of better times. I miss her so much bros...

>>25906995
When is her 3D? I need hag 3D now.

>>26016646
>I need hag 3D now
Go outside

It's wrong for mature married women to seduce young boys

>>25994945
I'd unironically start watching Lui if she had long hair like this

>Pochi comes back alive after a well earned day off
<Also reporting that she's sick again
Bros, i uust wanna see her smile and free of pain.

>>26016646
Hers will be the one after Koyori's. If it follows the current pattern it'll be this time next week.

>>25944598
I mean, I'm a hag (male), so being into hags is just normal.
That being said, I've always been attracted to women older than me. Had a massive crush on a woman 5 years older than me a couple of years ago. The problem is that women generally look for guys older than them.

Why Miosha is the ONLY HOLOLIVE that is posted as a sexual hungry predator, against all the other hags and cakes? They draw her lewd almost every fucking time, as a girl that is looking for a good fuck, hot steamy sex with the sole purpouse of stealing any men's sperm, and not as haggish as the other ones.

>>26025966
the only one? I'd wager Botan is the same

>>26033223
This pic is like anaconda malt liquor it makes me go ooooh

>>26014381
Sad, but at least you had a Hag for a while. You might be able to return one day.

>>26024498
>she got sick on her vacation
Sensei...

>>26024498
No...
God is not kind to this hag....
Why...?

>>26039551
Manga artists are pretty much sweatshop workers.
They can't even tag out a substitute artist for an issue like you can with DC/Marvel having a fill in take over for a week or short period due to the main artist getting ill/injured.

>>26039858
And then their heart rips itself in half from too much stress.

>>26039551
>>26039858
Shes literally dying to bring us wholesome oneshota content.

>>25944598
Young enough to have lots of children. So, 27-30 (I'm 30 myself) is insanely attractive.

Goddamn it I need to find a wife.

>>25944598
irl hag
my previous wife was a hag

Hey can I hagpost here?

>>25944598
I don't even know anymore.
Really the thing is I don't want to actually have kids as I know I'm such a mess in life that I'd be an awful father. That and subjecting my kid to the upcoming horrors of the mid-late 21st century would just be cruel beyond belief
Doesn't stop me from having a preggo fetish though

>>25944598
All of my 2D porn preferences are influenced by my 3D porn preferences. I genuinely find it very difficult to jerk it to women under 25 now.

>>26040044
At this point not even a Cleopatra-type of bath in shota cum can heal her.

>>26040035
If their bodies don't break down from lack of sleep, poor nutrition and never being able to have time to recover from this.

The fact Araki's (JoJo) not only looking so good but in such good health is unnatural as he may be an honest to god alien. Or maybe a vampire or some shit.

hags

>>26040035
>we will never see the end of Berserk
I will never forgive the Japanese. Never.

>>25945019
this so much. One of my coworkers is a complete cougar however my attraction towards her went out the window when I discovered how fragile her ego is. She goes full menhera at the slighest provocation and she's not even that good at her job, considering how much help she asks me for.
My boss however...

Mio as an oshi, obsessing over Botan for weeks, and now listening to Lui speak English is making me fall for her, I'm done for, I can barely watch non-hags anymore.

>>26048034
>he didn't hear the news

>>26040035
>stress
If only.

>>26048034
>he doesn't know
You're in for quite a surprise

>>26048212
watching hags brings me peace of mind knowing I'll never see a yab with them

>>26040169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-kPeaRQKsg
Hag cover tomorrow.

>>26048479
I'm not even concerned about yabs, but I was watching a younger EN chuuba and was almost annoyed with how dumb and immature she sounded. It's a strange feeling

>>26048034
>Never forgive the japanese for the fucking main artist dying and the staff not knowing what the fuck to do
Just how much cognitive dissonance have you undergone since being on here?
Also you should read up on things before posting shit

Hag love!

>>26039858
Watched a “day in the life of a manga artist” video on youtube once, the guy had his own seperate enterance into his part of the house where he could work
Almost never saw his family

As a hag enjoyer, would it be a safe to nominate Ina into the Pantheon of Hags? She's the eldest of EN and the most sensible too. She's on the verge of Hagdom as is.

>>26014381
Same
Got really far with a hag in grad school, but she didn’t wanna dissapoint her overbearing family so moved back to jp and married a salaryman like her parents wanted
Lost all contact after the coof

>>26055089
Sana is also nearing hag status the same year too

>>26055216
I was always under the impression she was a few years younger than Ina, but that's the case than yes Sana as well.

>>26044541
Araki is a vampire and Phantom Blood is a biography. Nothing can convince me otherwise.

>>26055216
Next year hags
Sana
Ina
Warabeda Meiji (graduated)
Suzuhara Lulu (graduated)
Gundo Mirei
Yorumi Rena
Shiina Yuika

>>25964065
Millie is too

My wife Fubuki is NOT a hag

>>26057198
That’s what she wants you to think
Fun fact, there’s actually another lesser known stage of woman beyond christmas cake in jp, called “new year’s eve noodles” when a woman reaches 31
https://files.catbox.moe/zzgccg.jpeg

>>26057198
There is nothing wrong with being married to hags. Do I need to bring out the Franklin quote again?

Embrace the Hag >>26057198 why would you want some menhera girl with no redeemable qualities.

>>26057198
Why do you deny your wife her best years?

Fubukini

>>26056927
>Ina
i think that partially explains why she's so comfy after all this time....she's finely aged and mature...I'm going to ascend to the afterlife once Ame becomes a hag

>>26058239
No way that noodles thing is true

>>26059609

have a friend who reads /hag/ religiously (we'll call them el cumer).
El cumer rapidly developed a milf fetish to the point where we were hanging out at the park and they got the hardest boner when we saw some like 40 yr old mom breast feeding

what sigmund freud woulda done if that crusty ol' cunt had access to /hag/

>>26059837
>isreal

>>26059837
I eat Soba, though.

>>26062938
I don't care.

I still want to be with you.

The only kind of hags I like are the soft, cuddly, playful and motherly kind.
Any other hag I'd be their friend.

>>25915292
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/98768872

What is Fubu doing...?

>>26066488
pushing down a shota

>>26066488
Examining a penis.

Elegant cat. Need a hag who's got some nice style
https://twitter.com/nanome_to/status/1536554469634191360?s=20&t=LhBBr7mnpUNIJGKMjcmQZA

>>26056927
I'm glad I'm not the only one keeping track of my oshi Mi**mi's near hag status. I assumed /hag/ wouldn't accept her because of her fleshtubing

>>26076540
Lulu is a HAG NO WAY

>>26070648

>>26076602
>生年月日:1993年7月9日
Its publicly available info on her website. Next year the comfiest chuuba will become the comfiest hag, hagchads win once again

>>26076540
Well this is a chuuba board after and she isn't one anymore.

>>25991299
It's fine if I'm as old as the cakes because I'm immature for my age anyway

>>25991299
It's fine if I'm as old as the cakes because I'm immature for my age anyway

What's her endgame

Tamaki said on a stream recently that Kagura Mae is 38 years old.

>>26082472
isreal?

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>26083221
Nah, Mea is definitely not a hag.
>>26084532
https://streamable.com/ry9dz2

>>26056927
>Yorumi Rena
God hag Yorumi will be something.

>>26084532
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, LET ME UNZIP THOSE ZIPPERS IN 3D

>>26064444
thanks

>>26081934
Raising a happy family with me

>>26084532
Luer <3

cool hag

Don't forget to train your hags bros!
https://twitter.com/tuszi_38/status/1536683459585855490/photo/1

>>26090758
I want a hag to train me and keep me in shape.
Its kinda depressing going out by myself.

>>26067479
>holding it with both hand
that is a massive penis for sure holy shit

>Your hag oshi
>What crime would both of you commit?

>>26094761
Tax fraud

>>26094275
Who said anything about the penis being massive?

>>26094761
Korone
rape

>>26095084
Who would you rape

>>26097435
Okayu.

>>26097484
You can't rape the willing.

>>26084532
Why is this pose so sexual?

>>26098156
Classy women are the best, anon. You know it, i know it, everyone knows it.

>>26094761
Mio
Overpopulating the country

>>26098156
Playing with her hair while looking at you shows interest. Arm under boobs makes them more prominent. Standing with more weight on one side of the hip makes butt and hips more pronounced. The purpose of them all is to make you more attracted to her.

>>26099304
Fuck, women are smart when it comes to shit like that. I wonder if it's instinctual HURR DURR HUMANS DO NOT HAVE INSTINCTS or not.

>>26099529
if you wanna go there, it can easily be explained by the fact that Lui has 30+ years and thus has probably seen what is considered sexy or not by men
regardless it doesn't matter where it comes from, just that it makes my dick hard

>>26099151
I don't remember making this post.

>>26099529
It is purely insticts. The same reason they higher their voices when talking to a man

>>25906995
Which holo has a stable mind, good personality and mature as a woman?

>>26101230
Mio.

>>26101230
Read the thread, newfriend

>>26094761
Botan.
Indecent exposure (read: we have sex in public).

>>26101562
What's the deal with Mio? I heard she's some sort of wizard or tarot reader.

Cute!

>>26101230
I'd say Botan or Sora.
They're the most stable, professional, emotionally mature and drama-free Holos as far as I'm aware. Botan is also (probably) the oldest irl, the fact that she's much more mature as a person compared to her younger colleagues is very noticeable, especially with her genmates.

>>26101702
>the extra chub on watame
I can't take this bros I need to breeed

>>26101912
that's a smug hag

>>26101876
She tells fortunes with tarot cards, some have been pretty accurate, if you pretend it isn't vague on purpose to allow for almost any conclusion.
Also capcom did a collab and gave her a witch hat, which I unironically think is the best thing ever

>>26102078
That's really fit her

>>26102128
Here's the actual design, I haven't ben able to get the merch since I'm lazy and it was all prizes for game machines, I think

What about gyaru hags?

>>26102244
Holy fuck when THIS as an actual costume for her?

It should be illegal to be this sex...

>>26103306
Susan wishes Mio's sexiness would be made illegal

>>26102281
https://files.catbox.moe/wmcfvw.jpg
We need more of them.

>>26103414
Good lord I would kill for this woman

I love hags

Why does Mio's hair always look wild?
Not that I'm moaning about it but she should really put a brush through it.

Big

>>26102399
>using a design made by another company
Literally never :(

>>26105941
She's a wolf anon
Imagine her bush

>>26106263
I know she's a wolf. She still should brush her hair even though it still looks amazing.
>Imagine her bush
How thick we talking here? if its an overgrown jungle I'd like to pass.

>>26094761
>Fubuki
>Public indecency (at night)

>>25917967
You can't just post this without a source

>>26106263
I wanna get lost in Ookami Mio's absolutely untamed bush.

>30 year old woman
>pretty good at games

Should I become a hagtuber? I didn't know there was a market for this

>>26107629
Sure why the fuck not, I'd probably watch you if you played something worthwhile

>>26107629
You gotta have that hag energy anon, otherwise you'll get called an expired roastie.

>>26107629
are we talking Botan-level here? if yes then it's worth a try

>>26107629
The fact that you're /here/ is already a red flag and being an EN is another both being indicators of a rostie, but by all means, you might as well give it a try

>>26108108
What is the difference between hag energy and roastie?

>>26108585
I think it tends to be that hags are best described as mature, collected older women, but roasties are bitter and combative, so just avoiding the bitchy factor while leaning into the "mature and collected" bit would net you the hag audience, though other anons might have some better insight than me.

>>26106420
Fucking coward.

>>26108585
Every negative trait about modern western woman you can think of is represented in roastie. Hag is the opposite.

>>26109312
That's not very helpful

>>26108585
Hags are mature, comforting 30+ year old women, mostly emotionally stable and in need of breeding before its too late. Also, purity is implied, which has more to do with their behavior, rather than being actual virgins.
Rosties are whores who "lived their lives" while they were young and fucked everything with a pulse, only to grow bitter once they've reached the age of undesirability. A rostie usually blames everyone else for her fuckups.
Hags are lovable ladies who make you feel good about yourself, while rosties are repulsive whores who take every chance they get to shit on someone. That's the difference.
For example, assuming you're EOP compare someone respectable like Amiya Aranha to someone foul like Nina Kosaka.

>>26109513
>>26108832
>>26109312
I am definitely emotionally stable, I never resort to personal insults or bickering because I detest that kind of stuff. I don't like shitting on people, ever, I'd rather just talk about something else. And I literally am a virgin so there's that I guess, although I'm not sure how that matters.

>>26109968
Then you've probably got the stuff, anon. Just avoid the obvious things like twitter drama (another good example of roastie behavior is picking fights or being snide online for some reason), continue being mature and just kind of try to give off a warm, friendly kind of feeling and you're set. I wish you luck, hag anon.

>>26109513
You know, people keep shitting on Nina here but I've never actually seen any evidence she's a roastie. Everything I've watched of her shows her as a lovely lady who likes giving life advice and talking about her 'kids' in the rest of NijiEN.
>inb4 "that's what she wants you to think"

>>26108585
Hags are always mature and collected. Any stress in their lives is dealt with in a calm, level headed manner and these personal issues very rarely, if ever, get mentioned on stream in the first place. A soothing relaxing tone should be employed at just about all times unless the situation calls for it, such as a horror game; the juxtaposition of the normally very cool and collected hag suddenly being flustered and off balance is what makes those reactions so good to watch. A proper hag is also rarely explicitly sexual, the intense desire people have for them comes naturally solely by the essence of the hag being the pinnacle of woman, the idealized version of a mate or a mother or both that modern society has ruined.

A roastie is a common whore that just happens to be old now. It doesn't matter how old you are if you still act like a petulant teenager. There is also the inverse of this where the woman will be so desperate to make people think she isn't a roastie that her facade is immediately apparent, such as Nina's incredibly fake personality and forced mannerisms.

>>25907500
Calling yourself a young buck ngmi

>>26109073
I just don't see what's so special about seeing a hag you like with an overgrown jungle at her crotch area and wanting to eat her out.

>>26110203
Hags don't get that amount of hate unless there's something fundamentally wrong with them. Not a single one of the hags we share in this general get any drama, meanwhile Nina is pretty much public enemy #1 of NijiEN, only contested by the occasional wild yab, like the Finana or Reimu thing that happened recently.
>inb4: b-but muh schizo haterz
Why is it that she is literally the only one getting these so called schizo haters? If you genuinely can't tell the difference between her and literally any other hag in this general, then you're either delusional or are just trying to shit up this place.
Then there's the fact that she constantly surrounds herself with guys, both online and offline, which is rostie behavior. Collabing with guys is fine, but when you're entire identity is that one rostie who leeches off the boys, then there's really not much else to say.
>giving life advice
She's the last person who should be giving life advices, considering her wretched past. I believe in second chances, but you need to earn it first.

>>26010982
Can your cute wife molest me. I'll be kneeling on my shoes at the playground at 11pm

>>26111068
That's a lot of words and not a lot of proof. Clips, timestamps, tweets? Don't come at me with that one clip from her past life everyone latched on to either, it's who knows how old and completely contextless from anything else about her to inflict maximum rratitude.
And literally everyone has schizo haters, anon, we're on fucking 4chan.

>>26111449
>what's 2+2? and don't just say 4, i want real evidence

>>26111449
What did I say that needed any clips, timestamps or tweets? At least type tl;dr if you're not even gonna read before replying. Is her being hated a rrat to you? Is this your first day on this board? rethorical question, it obviously is
>literally everyone has schizo haters, anon, we're on fucking 4chan
>muh 4chin boogeyman
Yep definitely your first day here. Show me one hate thread about literally any member of /hag/.

>>26111745
Ah, I see, you're deflecting and resorting to personal insults because you don't have any actual evidence. Classic.
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/25334375/#q25334375 - Flare, Watame, Botan, Polka
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/18345365/#q18345365 - Botan, Lui
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/18149291/#q18149291 - Botan
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/14705519/#q14705519 - Mio
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/14782307/#q14782307 - Mio
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/22193512/#q22193512 - Kaela
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/21188315/#q21188315 - Kaela
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/14572184/#q14572184 - Flare
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/21171655/#q21171655 - Foob
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/19191436/#q19191436

>>26110614
I'm salivating after reading your post

>>26112530
>People don't like this person because she gives off bitter roastie hag vibes, and there's evidence of her being a bitter roastie hag in the past in the form of actual videos
>Y-yeah but gimme proof that isn't that proof
>Tons of people hate her?
>Yeah but *links a wall of obvious bait threads from last year*
Anon... You can just say you're going to like her despite all the proof in the world you shouldn't, there are still people who like nyanners after all

>>26112530
And you just happen to have these 2post no effort bait threads bookmarked?
lol
lmao even
I might even kek at you a little

>>26110614
I get a meal and floss, what's the issue

>>26106263
>>26106894
>Mio doesn’t wear panties around the house
>most of her art depicts her with a full enough bush to cover as panties anyway if she lets it
Musky Mio Muff
https://files.catbox.moe/kh73uo.jpeg

post this dog

Stop replying to bait and post more hags, retards

>>26112999
The issue here is that you cannot floss with pubic hair, anon.
Right?

>>26113112
based Deaver is now a big fan of coyote but Okayu is still his true oshi

>>26113112
She's the only pink one I trust.

>>26113237
Koyori’s fursuit

>>26113112
If you insist

>>26112898
It's impressively schizo at least.

>>26113112
Time for heavy petting

>>26113163
You never know unless you try.

>>26113548
Can't argue with that logic.
I take back on what I said about overgrown jungle pubic hair. I'd be willing to try but for friend.

The CEO of Sex will give you your weekly review

>>26113723
How can she review something I've never done?

HAG SUPREMACY!!!!

>>26113112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpQAbJ407fg

Hungry Porka.

>>26115996
I love this hag like you wouldn't believe

Hags?

>>26113723
But I'm a new employee overflowing with potential, how could I get reviewed so early? Guess she'll have to show me the ropes

>>26108832
>>26109513
>>26110443
>>26109312
>All of these properly accurate descriptions
Based hagbros, feels good being amongst like minded brothers. May we all find out beautiful future wives someday. I'm reaching a point where I'd rather turn a wizard than try my luck with someone near my age or younger, modern generations are just insufferable

>>26106996
Nice

>>26117382
Imagine the breastfeeding

the more I see hags,

>>26119705
damn. same

>>26119705
I am also at loss for words. Blinded by their beauty.

>>26094761
Probably some hate crimes.

>>26094761
Drive out the competition through arsony.

>>26107028
>>26110515
>>26115044

Don't let the hag die out!

>>26135395
We're now 0 posts away from hitting bump limit so it doesn't matter.

>>26135418
EVERY hag post matters, anon. It's a chance to see more sexy hags.

>>25983877
I can't wait for the Christmas miracle.

>>26135418
HAGS LOVE

haglovers

what kinds of things do you find appealing in a hag design / model

>>26137050
Thick thighs and fat fucking tits

>>26137050
I like massive milkers and nice butts, but you're better off just looking at all the images we post over the next few threads and attempting to identify any kind of patterns. Just looking at things like hairstyles alone I can see long to shoulder length hair is the dominant choice. Overall just choose a design that suits your voice and temperament, it's better for the overall appeal totally-hag-chama-from-earlier.

>>26137050
Thighs and nicely shaped asses.

>>26137050
>>26137230(me)
fyi keep in mind this is a horny posting general, so don't design it looking all slutty or something kek. Best of luck /hag/-chama, remember to shill yourself here a few times if you want, I'm sure anons would be okay with it if you don't spam it.

>>26137050
I find the same shit attractive in a hag model as I do in a regular model, that is to say Suisei's model is literal fucking perfection for my tastes. What sets a hag apart though is that feeling she gives off of being a woman of experience.

>>26137050
Careful when listening to fat loving horny /ag/ fags, they sometimes infiltrate this general. Notice how none of the hags have thick designs.
What you can see in most hag designs however is a mix between sexy and gentle. Being hot without trying. The juxtaposition of having a gentle, kind older woman looking like she could be the next top model, but is too modest to pursue such vanities is what compliments their personalities

>>26137616
This guy gets it. Mio's design is probably quintessential hag sex.

>>26137050
I dislike sexualized design. It's a cheap copout for lack of good design.

>>26059837
I suddenly want some noodles...

>thread still up as I go to bed
Good night, haggots. Have sweet dreams of Asian cougars.

>>26137050
>>26137616 and >>26137700 stated my sentiments perfectly. The charm and appeal in hag designs come from the mature beauty that's gracefully presented as opposed to vibrant colors, flashing outfits, bulging tits, and/or unnecessarily huge/inflated attributes in an attempt "make" an older character look attractive. Something that's easy on the eyes but still teeming with life whether it be from a specific design choice or the chuuba themselves is always appreciated.
Also, a personal preference is chin-length -> armpit length hair for me