/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://twitter.com/1000000lome/status/1534374761673162752

Kissing Salome's ass

>>25710762
Who the FUCK is this Ben guy?

>>25710762
I want all the regional variants of ojou-sama-ben

>>25710344
SALOME STATUS?

>>25713973
Sexo

https://files.catbox.moe/o74o4x.jpg

>>25710762
Explanation dude still confused
https://twitter.com/Schnappsiealle/status/1534386180476882944

>>25710344
That moment when the actual Gurakiller is not even from Hololive.

Tazumi witnesses from above, expects in the shadows, like Cid.

>>25710344
god i wish i was cake

>>25710344
the real gura killer was gen s

schrodinger's cute and funny

Will you eat her ass anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnHMm8nkn1c

>>25719729
Not just kissing her ass, I will take the deepest breath of my life to inhale all her warm fart and rim her so clean her ass will meet the nasa specs anon, fuck, if it's not for her comfortable being I may lick her ass til her skin scratches a little, just so I can get a little more of her, so every single cell in my body can embrace her holy presence and know she's with me all day.

I know blessing must be limited but only 1 hour of her each day is too little anon, going through the rest of the day without her is just torturing me all these time.

Does she have a big butty?

>>25722412
No 3D yet so we can't be sure, but Hima does.

salome's handwritten messages of appreciation.
https://twitter.com/nijisanji_app/status/1534475824241451009

She went for round 2 replying to all livers who sent her messages. Good kouhai

>>25725765
what the fuck, this girl is so cute

I really wonder what the audience demographic is like.

I love how Salome tweets. It feels like she's thoughtful and appreciative

>>25726942
She replied to everyone congratulating her directly, even the EN branch
https://twitter.com/1000000lome/status/1534474489417039873
https://twitter.com/1000000lome/status/1534475218684870656

>>25726772

I wonder what will she talk about tonight

>>25710344
queen

https://youtu.be/FG1kUQ4ouHg
why is there a glitch effect at the near end? Did she break 2434sys?

https://twitter.com/1000000lome/status/1534507192707350528
Her fate from now on is to be a promo platform for the rest of the company huh

>>25729078
She does it because she's unity and a good kohai, ipanjin kun

>>25729916
people that only watch ojou-sama and not know any other nijisanji members probably don't know that the desuwa actually delayed one of her streams because melissa was still streaming her graduation and only started after melissa finished her stream.

>>25730097
What?
Melissa was still streaming when she started.

Waiting room up desuwa~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjd62138_zk

There's an account that translate her tweets
https://twitter.com/fullscoretweets

>>25731721
>she wants the meat

>>25731721
More eating....

>>25731857
I'd gladly eat her out, that's for sure

>>25729078
Anon most people retweets 3d debuts and events...

>>25731721
She's streaming earlier?

>>25732198
She varies between 2300/2400 JST but tonight was always going to be 2300.

>>25732198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52563OjVB-8

>>25730097
She delayed it by 10 minutes, you have to strike a balance between respecting colleagues and your audience at the end of the day

the face she's making on the thumbnail

I fucking lost bros....

7 MINUTES!

Woohoo Hiragana 4 is done, I feel like I'll be able to understand ojou-sama in no time, let's go salomates

>>25731721
>>25731857
Architecture material confirmed? Architecture material confirmed.

>>25733090
Just don't pick up weird speech patterns. I was listening to Lulu streams for several hours a day when I started learning and now I speak like a seiso girl.

>>25733260
>now I speak like a seiso girl.
LONDON

>>25733260
Naruhodo desuwa

>>25733260
Yeah well, sometimes, studying can take you far from who you are.

>it's actually a game and not just a static backdrop
disappointed

>>25733231
>Yakiniku Simulator
We got too cocky...

>>25733363
>>25733388
Did you really think she would stream her own cooking? Holy kek

Fuck im hungry

>wooden chair scraping on wooden floor
>yelling in distance
I love her so much
>>25733439
No, I expected
>static backdrop
of yakiniku and some zatsu desuwa

>>25733439
unironically yes desuwa

>>25733260
Accept your destiny.

So much ぐるぐる

>>25733439

sadly yes, still pretty good tho

ohoho

>>25733439
>>25733492
>>25733552
I think she is eating though... and playing this kusoge

I will feed her my sausage.

Yep, shes definitely hungry now

>chair drag

this chair creaking gets me everytime

Damn that was a huge brap

>cooking food in the background
kino

>>25733738
Feeding Salome my Salami!

>playing Ojou-sama even from another room
Abso-fucking-lutely based

that refrigerator sounds so close to the mic lol

her streaming setup is in her kitchen isn't it

This game is fucking boring
I was hyped for a real handcam eating stream
Management needs to step up

Is she gonna actually show her hands today?!

>>25733876
more likely Japanese 2LDK (given she lives with her mother at least) and her setup is in the main room, so kinda

>I want it long and big
Ojou-sama.....

>>25733970
sasauges anon, not unless you want her to sink in her teeth and chew on some dick

>>25733933
she even said this was just a zatsu in disguise

>>25734027
>sasauges anon
You don't fucking say

apparently she has canker sore today

>>25733970
>>25734027
She was talking about her activities as a vtuber..

sausage eating ASMR

Is she using an air fryer?

Poor pc, the bugs and rats are gonna go after her keyboard after this

>>25734163
Japanese cockroaches are fucking scary.

First time watching her stream. She sounds like she is too retarded to know what a dick is but also be very interested in playing with one once it dagles infront of her nose.
I am cum.

>>25734162
she just popped it in a microwave

>>25734030
You can hand cam while zatsu
A handcam is better than staring at a boring menu screen.

love this ojousama eating microwaved sausage and talking about how delicious it is

>>25734162
She said she sometimes accidentally cooks sausages in a way that they stay cold inside.
Never had an air fryer do that to me.

>>25734212
why are you expecting this woman to have the proper equipment for a handcam stream when it took her like 6 streams to config her mic and she has a fucking wooden chair.

ohohoho status?

Sasauge fanarts please come early, im ready for all of your innuendos on salami eating long, floppy things

>>25734212
Please don't let her handcam, I don't trust her to do that with no issue

>>25734296
i heard about 3, 4 if you consider that one where she just oho very quickly

scorpion chair
what?

>>25734319
there's going to be a lot of futa salome fanart now

>>25734394
this

>>25734332
i want to see her chubby fingers

>>25734407
Good

>>25734319
Gay

>>25734394
Welcome newfriend

>>25734407
What, you're saying you wouldn't want to get railed by futa Salome? Are you a fag?

>calls her mom "mama"
>quickly corrects herself to okaasan

(longer) O-herb review stream when?

>>25734515
I plead the 5th.

>>25734515
Imagine her Ojou laugh as she drops her load in your behind

O dill desuwa

>>25733439
APOLOGIZE

>>25734407
I wanna dominate Ojou's futa cock with my thick man cock then rail her while wanking her.

>>25734643
Wtf anon, I wasn't gonna fap today

>>25734702
It doesn't work like that, anon. Futas are for dominating males

What kind of APM would you even need to get above 2k on this kusoge?

>>25734643
Anon don't make me so horny in the morning. I'm already at my limit just listening to her eat

>>25734792
Be a korean, and win lots of Starcraft 2 tournaments level of APM

SAUSAGE STOCKS ALL HIGH BUY BUY BUY
https://twitter.com/Yasu4715/status/1534543794338930688
https://twitter.com/galm01_cipher/status/1534541989232128001
https://twitter.com/senko_T22/status/1534541908508168192

too poor to build a mansion...

>>25734792
https://twitter.com/Inajun2434/status/1533463837885988864

Minecraft...

Bros, she sounded so happy to eat meat. I'm gonna archi so hard

Please oujou... defrost it first....

Finally, yakiniku.

>>25735109
s-sugoi...

OH NO NO NO PLEASE DEFROST IT FIRST

is she having sex?

shes a hoarder

How many times has she dropped things loudly on stream now

>>25734891
>2nd link
Fuck that looks good

>>25735183
yeah and I'm watching.

>>25735183
Ye, with me, real hard.

>>25734190
Please get lost virgin

>>25735219
Some have resorted to show the big guns

>>25735183
Yes with my meaty cock

>>25735213
not enough, her rummaging through her freezer and spilling the metaphorical and literal spaghetti gives me life

>Lost all the meat
>Only one egg in the fridge
It's over...

>>25735276
indeed, that, the screeching chair, and the shouting across the room are her charm points

>>25735271
>not wagyuu
>2nd rate meat from fucking new zealand
>the big guns

>>25734319

wtf is going on with this woman

I don't understand what she's saying but she's really cute
I like it when she says desuwa

>>25735323
I mean, it *is* another Salomate after all.

>>25735323
you forgot the >Half price tag

FUUUUUUUUCK, I thought it was on the usual time, what did I miss?

>>25735323
It's half-priced, that's big guns

>>25735410
>what did I miss?
Salome stuffing long and fat sausage in her mouth

>>25735410
All her frozen meat for grill fall into the floor, her eating sasauge live on stream, her celebrating 1mil subs

>>25735323
Calm down, fat fuck. Not everybody has your meat savviness

>>25735410
This is her usual time. That or the next hour. It depends how she did her schedule.

How did she write up this list of food goals and manage to not buy half of it?

>>25735298
And the egg is expired too....

does salome have scorpion powers? like venom?

>>25735463
Stay poor

>>25735410
Salome talking about her big and long sausage

>>25735410
She's playing yakiniku cooking kusoge and ACTUALLY cooking stuff depending on how many points she gets.
She already did the 1,500 point sausage, but can't find the 2,000 point Jap Walmart meat.

>>25735488
Excuse her -0 IQ

Salami too strong

cute ojousama kyah

>>25735517
Stay fat

>>25735502
Yes. It's paralysis when watching her stream. You can't focus on anything else. It wears off when the stream ends.

>>25735502
She's capable of poisoning herself, is that the same?

>>25735410
I ate her sausage, she moaned and dropped spaghetti

I can already hear the smoke alarms

>>25735574
Seethe and cope, poorfag

>>25735119
I'M GONNA BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ

>>25735572
This. I tried to multitask while watching her stream but I just can't. I always end up focusing on her stream

ohohohoho

>>25735616
Seethe and cope, landwhale

>>25735109
>>25735558
Similar to how sunflowers follow the sun wherever it goes, when Ojou streams, all attention is brought to her.

>>25735558
I wonder how their sells will be of the game after this stream. If she can get nice payment from sponsors from playing short niche games it will be decent money for her/anycolor

What would top her ojou-sama is if she has a talent for singing. Heck, I'd go one level higher, a opera singer.

Imagine how crazy that'll be to her name.

25735700
Try not to starve in your poor shithole. Oh and thanks for the (You)s

>>25735463
>>25735517
>>25735574
>>25735616
>>25735700
stop replying to yourself

Help her desuwa...

>>25735463
>meat savviness
Or you could just read.

Future plans

>>25735879
I can't read

OHOHOHO

>>25735879
translate weebs

Redpill me on her please, how come she doesnt have that many videos and already to 1m, also there is a fuckton of people watching her wtf

OHOHOHO

>>25735814
Wait they sell fertilized eggs for people to eat?

>>25735879
>singing
let's gooooo

FUCK I MISS HER AGAIN...
why so fast bros

>>25735879
can't read moon desuwa

My reps didn't prepare me to understand her cute writing

She has enough tokens to buy a new fridge tho. Is she and her mother gonna be stubborn to keep it around just cuz it's been in the family since before she was born?

it's over...

>>25735879
>using her brain to challenge things
oh no....

>>25735937
its the nips

Did her stream crash?

>>25735964
Look up "balut."
Or don't.

>>25735937
She's just that good

>>25736003

And just like that shes gone...

>>25735887
>>25735921
>>25735986

Oujou-sama has a tough life...

>>25736127
ojou music video uoooooooooooooooo

>>25736167
>>25736127
god just experiencing this again with Salome-sama makes me miss reading all 299 chapters of Reika-chama from Kenkyo Kenjitsu.

>>25736127
under "talk about her favorite things", she lists cosmetics, anime, cafes, games, flowers, and one other thing. Can anyone else make that fourth thing out?

>>25736127
Thanks. Zeroblade is based

Well, no more ojou...

time watch a brat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p8R0dgrpaE

>>25736082
I can see is top tier, it's just that she came out of nowhere and starter killing it, I was very surprised

>>25735879
Order is up to down, left to right. No idea if 100満点 means 1 million points just like her name
Future plans:
>become a 100 points ojou sama
>make salomates have a 100 points smile
>upload singing videos
>share what I like (cosmetics, anime, cafe, clothes, game, flowers, etc)
>play a lot of fun games
>use sound, body and brain to try different things
>try to at least make someone smile by just watching her

>>25736286
i'm already smiling just thinking about her and the next time she will be on stream. I think i've fallen in love. can you guys help me?

how is she doing it? did it all come back full circle? it's like i first discovered anime again

>>25736127
服 would be my guess.

Help me fill out the rest man

シャトーブリアン Chateaubriand
サンカク
ミスジ Blade steak
ザブトン Chuck Flap
トウガラシ
上牛タン Tongue
高?ホルモン Offal
ハラミ

>>25736258
just reread it all again and delude yourself into thinking there will be a 300th when you finish

>>25736436
Meant for >>25736268

>Salome
>Use brain
Heh

I want to see her play hardcore Minecraft, just to see how long she can survive.

>>25736477
>>25736436
ty ty

>>25736127
>No collab plans or senpai mention
Will she actually be the new Lulu? On one hand I actually prefer solo streams so I'm okay with that. On the other I think it would be nice if she can befriend at least 2 or 3 livers.

>>25734895
anyway come over and build if anyone is interested desuwa

vt.yubi.market (cracked clients welcome)
>>25609765

>>25736660
she's already farming gachikois like crazy, so i won't be surprised if she'll go the same way, she doesn't seem like the type that likes socializing either

>>25736669
im not playing with holobronies

>>25736660
>>25736716
I honestly think that is for the best. Not a lot of livers could keep up with Salome's energetic performances.

>>25736813
then uhh... come play at ninisani.moe instead? i haven't checked there in a while, but it's still active on the server list so i assume it's still up

>>25736669
roger desuwa

Who will be Salome's first collab?

>>25736447
サンカク I think it's supposed to be トモサンカク tri-tip steak
トウガラシ chuck tender
高級ホルモン expensive offal
ハラミ skirt steak
I honestly don't know what's the difference because I am a filthy ippanjin

>>25737041
Group collab

>>25737041
Hopefully no-one.

>>25737041
Noraneko.

Honestly, I'm glad that she has the freedom to do a stream like this. No doubt that her meteoric rise brought a lot of pressure to perform well and all that, but I want her to do contents that she likes and build up a good foundation for a long career.

>>25737041
UI-mama!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=One7wWWc9gs

>>25737041

I don't really understand why Lulufags are constantly comparing her and Salome, they are extremely different. Lulu is pretty much just a streamer with an avatar, whereas Salome is a character

Ollie, our greatest ally, directly speak about Salme without filter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6MPpxGJhXY

>>25737403
Unfortunately many of Lulu's fans were retarded even back in the day, it is how it is

>>25737041
Pomu!

>>25737403
Nobody compared her here on anything other than the fact that Lulu didn't have many collab.

>>25737403
Don't they share their mama? I thought that was the reason.
But yeah, I feel like she should collab with someone that is also playing a character.

>>25737403
Lulu was comfy as fuck and infinitely cute and was also an ojou-sama although she pretty much never played along with this setting . Salome is comfy as fuck and infinitely cute. See? It's simple.

>>25737403
FOTM Nijisanji females.
I'd argue that Lulu was enough of an autist to resemble an anime character.

>>25737041
にじさんじ公式チャンネル

>>25737451
You wish (and so do I)
It will be someone in JP like maybe Furen or Fumi. In EN most likely one will be Elira. And Shu or N5 Alban on the males side

>>25737041
Hisui and Gundou

>>25738506
But deep inside, we all know who it will be for nijiEN.

>>25739012
If Salome has any kind of self-respect she wouldn't collab with P*tra.

>>25738506
meifu did just lose a member

>>25739709
you mean saifu now desu wa

>>25737041
A group collab on the official channel >>25737998

For a one-on-one collab it'll probably be someone popular who can talk fast and witty like Mito or Deron.

>>25737413
Wait what happened to her voice? She sounds so weird now.

>>25739012
PWNBJ

>>25737041
Society man, he has enough energy to not let himself be overshadowed.

When will she collab with other Nijisanji vtubers? Is there a collab ban in Nijisanji?

>>25746622
iirc it's something like "no collabs outside of the wave for the first week and no collabs outside of the branch for the first month"

>>25747017
It's been 2 weeks already. Or because Salome is a special case, Nijisanji is a bit careful with her future.

>>25746622
Ranunculus took like a month until they did normal collabs with other Nijisanji members. They did appear on a show on the main channel though

>>25739012
Please god no. Petra doesn't deserve that honor. Elira on the other hand...

>>25746622
i dont think anyone is brave enough to approach her for an 1x1 collab when she is so hot

>>25746622
It took the last wave a month until they did collabs outside of their debutmates

>>25746622
Around 1 month nowadays it seems

>>25746622
Imagine collabing with Salome and saying th e wrong thing in front of a million viewers

>>25736258
This general should become an aggregator of fine ojou literature. I miss reading Kenkyo Lenjitsu

>>25748908
>Imagine collabing with Salome and saying the n word in front of a million viewers

>>25739557
>>25747239
Yes she does, seethe more faggots
There's a reason why 30 niji livers appeared in her birthday and why she has the most jp collabs in the branch

Not related to any post above in particular but it's kinda weird to see a lot of people in this board getting worked up if not outright schizo to the idea of her collabing because even if it happens it's very unlikely to be a major part of her content anyway. Sometimes it feels like a few people are anticipating whether she'll "collab with a male" like it's a big deal. I used to not care much about unicorns but I now finally understood how annoying they are now

>>25751814
Petra Will Never Be Japanese. Cope and seethe, kiddo.

>>25751971
>whether she'll "collab with a male" like it's a big deal.
It fucking is. I want her to collab with Rikiichi, because frankly I think they'd make a great duo.

>>25751814
Hold bac on the NijiEN shitposting kudasaimashi~~

>>25751814
Petra may speak good Japanese, but she's a genuinely mediocre streamer. Salome needs to collab with someone capable of keeping up with her energy and charisma.

Who fucked up and ordered all the bot accounts at once? You're supposed to pace this shit out so it doesn't look obvious.

>>25752437
Are there even any high energy EN chuubas? I've seen loud ones, but they all seem to react to things slowly.

25752673
holocope tears lol

>>25752673
I'll tell Riku to tune it

cosmetic brand sponsor when

>>25752437
so nijien is out of the question

>>25753213
A lot of vtubers are, at this point.

>>25753206
Are there examples of collab make up goods? Otherwise I don't see how it's supposed to work other than straightforward shilling.

>>25752437
Salome needs to collab with whoever she wants, holofag. The argument about petra is because she would be one of the few ones with courage to invite her for a collab in NijiEN, same as Selen.

>>25754310
>holofag
You need meds, anon.

Regrets desuwa...

>>25754786
I liked listening to Salome eat and shout while she was retrieving stuff in her kitchen. I also like her very noisy chair when she is pushing it back.

>>25754786
To be fair, what is she supposed to do for a celebration two weeks in? Those are reserved for when you reach milestones after working hard for a while. Maybe 2M or a music video blowing up.

>>25755111
>a music video blowing up.
Whoever writes a song for desuwa is going to become rich and famous, screencap this

>>25734895
still based

>>25751971
her keyfabe is so strong that it will fell off on any collab imo.
i dont think she can have any good collab aprtner unless is something REALLY prepred beforehand.

>>25725765
I love this ojou sama so much bros...

>>25751971
I'm just scare it will recline her, yes i love her but I love the numbers too

>>25756099
take meds

>>25756170
take my cock in your mouth, bitch

>>25756170
You can't say you don't enjoy seeing your oshi being at the top right?

it's just bugging me
I think Salome real name is Sasori....

>>25756440
If it's to the point of not wanting her to interact with her coworkers even if she wants to, or dictating her content in general for number's sake (as opposed to just wanting her streams to be fun in general) then no.
Be a normal person and support what she does as long as she's still a good streamer. She might "recline" even without collabs and who are you going to blame if that happens?

>>25756440
I don't care, frankly I'm waiting for numberfags to leave

>>25710344
Stop raiding or there will be counter raids

Where does this narrative that Niji girls reclinebbecause they interact with males even come from

>>25756759
meds

My wife

>>25757185
Your wife looks suspiciously like mine, anon.

>>25756773
2020 tourists

>>25756440
of course id like a v i love to be successful. but such success can be exhausting and detrimental to their mental state, content, and community. 4 digits ccv is quite enough.

Kiss my ass Desu wa~

>>25758660
I want to be Salome's personal toilet paper

>>25758660
So elegant, even on the toilet

>>25758935
You can be the bidet

Any futa fanart yet bros?

>>25765832
no and it should stay that way