/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*changed the archive pastebin with one that has Yuri's archive

I AM GOING TO TICKLE THE BUTTHOLE OF PIPKIN PIPPA

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Flakes will be MINE

I saw Pippa at the Cabela's in Acworth yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “pipipipipi” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of ammo in her hands without paying.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the boxes of ammo and started scanning it multiple times, Pippa stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any federal infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

Pippa and Lisa need to move in together. I'm not really into shipping but I hope they have good IRL relationship.

All times EDT / UTC / JST

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Spanish folklore zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9RbnW95IEM

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Valorant
YT Link TBD

20:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Lumi Medieval 2
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

i WILL inject my batter directly into Lia

>>25595813
>19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Valorant
Note: her schedule tweet was confusing and I'm not entirely sure if it was meant to be today or next week, I assumed the most logical option.

>>25595922
Speaking of her online friends, I have reason to believe k*p is still her friend. It looks more like he completely left her Lia persona alone while staying friends with her roommate.

>>25596061
why bring this into the new thread?

>>25596135
Because some anons miss him and were unhappy thinking Lia’s good friend split off from her. I have nothing more to say than they appear to still be friends.

>>25596282
very cool, awesome, now fuck off

Stop trusting Lumi.

>>25596394
shan't

>>25596394
Ok, who trusted Lumi this time?

>>25596394
okay just let me impregnate her first

>>25596482
Get in line. I called dibs first.

>>25596394
stop trusting lumi and start THRUSTING lumi

>>25596664
She would demand a ring on the spot.

/headcanon general/?

>>25596819
rosebud! what a sight for sore eyes how i've missed you my beloved

>>25596745
I’ll thrust into her ring alright

who would give better head lumi or lia

Uwuka is doing a twitter space

>>25597283
Lumi would need a tutorial for it.

>>25596394
In Lumi We Trust

I wan to mate with The Pippa

>>25596394
This but Yuri.

>>25597283
Lia, crazy girls give mental head

Yuri love

I'm froggin in love with Lia I'm licherally inlove with her

i want to have a foursome with yuri, lia and lumi

>>25597740
>froggin
Lumi...

>>25595813
19:30 / 23:30 / 08:30 - Iori WoW
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

>>25597740
me too Flakes, me too

>>25597740
Flakes give /pcg/ a goodnight kiss please!

Thanks Yuri

>>25598122
horse breeding is srs bsns

Uruka has been eating nonstop for like 40 minutes how fat is she

I will stay here for some time today.
/hlgg/ is morbing a bit too much and pizzapost.
Sakana, where is gentoo?

>>25598122
Haha imagine if you HAD to collect the horse seman with your mouth and jerk the huge stinky horsecock off with your hands! OH MAN i would hate that but would be hilarious! Licking off all the grime and horse smegma! Imagine if you had to do that with Yuri too and you were in a competition with her to see who can collect the most horse seman! Hahah what a riot!

>>25598209
Gentoo is (You)

>>25598209
gen2 is about as real as the holocaust

Cute hands, cute thighs, cute laugh...is it okay to schizo Yuri? I mean you can sort of understand, right?

>>25597972
>>25598111
how the fuck

>>25598755
I could spot your writing a thousand miles away buddy, it's very distinctive and cute

>>25598582
Not a day goes by where i do not want to fuck the Yuri

>>25599036
This but second instead of day and cuddle instead of fuck and Michiru instead of Yuri.

>>25598582
https://files.catbox.moe/ujk2zs.mp4

>>25599245
This is fucking bullshit. You can't do that. It's unfair.

Updated Lumi schedule.
Changes: Friday time slot changed to earlier and game changed to Project Wingman.

>>25599297
https://files.catbox.moe/7554pb.mp4

>>25599387
thanks Smug

Yuri is reading the thread. Say something to brighten her day (or rather, her night).

>>25599549
Yuri my cock would look massive in your tiny hands

>>25599549
I love her and I think she should make me cum with her feet.

Can one of you spoonfeed me about this?
>>25537878

>>25599549

>>25599549
Yuri I dont watch you but I appreciate how small you are

>>25599738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

>>25598183
shes still eating

>>25599809
wat

>>25599549
I really think if the day comes where Yuri becomes a mother, I think she would do a pretty good job.

>>25599835
Uruka has been stuffing her face on a twitter space for like 2 hours now

>>25599782
>Pippas_opinion_on_the_holocaust.mp4

It's crazy that out of all of the PC talents only Yuri and Pippa own a firearm.

>>25599549
Yuri I always like listening to you. Your voice is really cute.

Raising a child with Yuri would be the ultimate happiness.

>>25599549
Yuri you're the only one who makes me hornypost

I think Yuri is becoming a huge problem at Phase Connect and should apologize immediately to everyone for being so cute.

>>25599967
But she already did
https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1533064339288211459

>>25599998
/ᐠ . ۪ . ᐟ\ﾉ

>>25599907
2/9 isn't that bad but it's still a tad depressing

Yuri is malding over Minecraft...

>>25600186
I want her to take out her anger on me by hitting my chest with her weak, little fists until she gets tired. Then I will carry her to bed and tuck her in with a kiss on the forehead.

What would Yuri's favorite position be

>>25600310
Missionary with a lot of cuddling and kisses.

>>25599907
How is it crazy? The Japanese girls can't own firearms and the others are zoomer college girls.

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1533730346646220800

>>/25599907
That is a fairly high rate for that gender, age and employment demographic.

I want to hear Yuri purr.

>>25601428
imagine her cute purrs as you scratch her behind the ears

We need art of Yuri and Pippa having a footsie. Where are the drawfags when you need them?

>>25602123
I read that as double footie...

>>25602156
I want Yuri and Pippa to give me a double footie...

>>15164979
Pippa was right about everything

>>25598755
Dont be surprised Flakes if anons can tell who you are by how you type. Youre the only one who used the word licherally recently. But anyways give us a kiss Flakes! I'll accept any kisses from a rosebud too.

>>25603525
Was she right about the holocaust?

I'll get this fucking pink rabbit in my arms, I fucking swear, this bitch was designed for my hugs.

I mean I'll cum in the rabbit but that's about it.

>>25604958
Having Pippa bear your children is an interesting choice

>>25605120

>>25605120
Actually wait I didn't think this through, I take it back. I'll cum in her ass but that's about it.

>>25600566
Tenma eat a burger or something...

https://youtu.be/ciNtQRYfxDk
Tenma uploaded a new video.

>>25606313
i want to fuck the Tenma

>>25606313
How many of the submissions are going to be Pippa feet?

>>25597283
>Lia head
>Not a handjob
Wew...

>>25599896
Apparently she really doesn't know much about it. She only learned last week that anne frank's journal was phony.

>>25597283
hahhahe... ONE PIT JOB FROM LUMI AND LIA PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!! HAHAHAH!!! YES YES YEYS YESYES!!! AHHHH SATISIFYING TO HAVE TWOL BLONDE THIEVES STEAALING THE CUM FROM MY PENIS WITH THEIR SINFFFUL PITS!!! SWEATY!! SMELLY MAYBE EVEEVN A LITTLE HAIRY TOOOO OOOOOH YAYYAYAYAEAAAH!!! HHAHHAHAHAEAAHHAEA!!! MAN WHAT A LFIFE!!!

>>25605120
I wouldn't call it so much of a choice as it is an impulse.
I will breed her because I feel the need to.

>>25520832
>>25521311
Rosebud best tastebud.

>>25606313
>inb4 tenma getting mate pressed by a hunk of muscles

originally started watching Ashelia Rinkou because of the braps.
I will obv always imagine the smell, however, I have stayed watching Lia because I genuinely like Lia and find her entertaining.

Is pippa racist?

>>25607317
Not enough for my liking

>>25607317
I hope so

>>25607317
Mostly against jews and blacks.

>>25607317
Proud gypsy hater

>>25607317
You know it

>>25607453
Don't forget the sandniggers.

>>25607243
based lialiker

>>25607453
But anon what about Cipher? Pippa wouldn't use a black man for free labor that would be slavery!

>>25607692
Cipher gets a pass, he's an honorary.

>>25607317
Not nearly as much as she should. On the racist scale she dangerously close to the "I pretend so hard not to be racist that I need to virtue signal" side.

>>25607317
The hints were there from the start
>racist against foxes

>Pippa is racist
>turns out she's racist against white people
>another finger curls on the monkey's paw
Sad! Many such cases!

>>25607940
>gen2 was a meme before phase connect even started

kino

>>25607317
I will get rock hard when she says nigger.

>>25608018
She should collab with Purin. She said nigger on stream a few times.

>>25608018
>getting rock hard when people talks about niggers
Why are americans like this?

>>25607476
This kills the Yuri janny.

>>25607243
You brapbros are a misunderstood bunch. So long as you keep liking Lia you're ok in my book!

I understand that the brapfag genocide can't come soon enough.

imo the only janny that's been a total fag is something-snake in pippas chat
>Hey guys cut it out with those references!
holy cringe just clean it up like the good janny you are, otherwise shut the fuck up

there is a world where footchads, brapbros, and pitkings all get along, and that world is Phase.

vtubers

>>25608858
Fuck you.

>>25608944
No, you should fuck vtubers.

>>25608858
Here check out my favorite vtuber

>>25608833
UNITY

Phase Connect?

Thigh Connect

>>25608973
They're NOT REAL, dumbass

>>25609083
TIGHTS connect.

>>25609083
Yeah Yuri's thighs connect
Cause she's fat
She has fat legs

>>25609092
That's what makes them good.

I would normally take this time to bully Yuri's girth, but not today the thread is vibing and there is no need for it atm

>>25609145
>Cause she's fat
Good.

>>25609230
There is absolutely nothing wrong with her cock girth.

>>25608756
Lia's jannies have been alright. For the most part they don't even talk. However I noticed that if you make fun of fatties one of them deletes the comments. Happened to me during the Ravenous Devils stream where the fattie died and i made some comments about him being a fatass that got deleted and wasnt shown. I know this because I was on two accounts watching Lia to give her likes. Probably the nepotism hire doing it as the other one seems more relax when it comes to being a janny. Bet the nepotism hire is a fatty thats why he deletes any fat people shit talking.

>>25609230
K I will do it for you
Lumi doesn't actually like Yuri she's just stuck in Yuri's immense gravitational pull and can't escape.
Cause she's fat.

>>25606239
Those are burger sizes. Check a Japanese chart and she'll be slightly below ideal.

>>25609145
>She has fat legs

>>25609455
Body shaming isn’t kino poggers, anon!
>Lia's jannies
I still miss him. :(

>>25609145
>She has fat legs

>>25609623
Sorry Mr. Janny I won't bodyshame again. I miss him too :(

>>25609230
>yugi's girth

fatposter is awake again. God, kill yourself already.

fatposter is the real scourge of /pcg/

I want Yuri to princess carry me. Yes, I want to see her struggle as she tries to do it.

>>25610376
I agree. The "chubbychasers" and "architects" (codename for mental illness0 need to kill themselves

>>25610509
based take
reminder that the zog is the only reason there isn't a fat "people" tax already

>>25610509
they need justification for their own weight issues, so they fetishize it.

>>25610587
I think it's less that and more the fact that they're surrounded by fatasses IRL.

>>25610587
They live in their own fantasy land

>>25610683
I don't understand how these people are okay with themselves. I get being a bit overweight or slightly chubby, but being obese?

>>25610683
Based. Let them live in their delusion.

>>25610795
They try to make themselves an oppressed group or something along those lines to feel special. Absolute insanity but also kind of funny.

dont listen to them Yuri I will always love you

>>25611098
Who said anything about Yuri? We are talking about YOU, faggot.

>>25611098
Nothing tastes sweeter than being skinny, anon.

>>25610683
>i'll weight.
>i'll weight forever.
Most just lack willpower.

fatposter made Yuri bulimic, so I'll never forgive him.

>>25611477
>Yuri gagging herself on your cock daily to make herself skinny
Fuck that's hot

>>25608061
Why are SEAnogs allowed to say nigger on stream? Why would she even feel the need to say it?

I want to eat a pizza together with Yuri.

>>25611477
The horror.

>>25611636
This but as soon as her hand extends for a second slice you give her a sideways glance with a slight eyebrow raise to convey your confusion, and when she retracts her hand and resigns herself to sitting quietly on the couch hugging a pillow you give the slightest nod.
Cause she's fat.

今日もピッパ抱きします!

>>25607317
I actually once walked into Pippa at a Walmart. I was browsing the frozen meal section when I noticed a strange smell, as I looked around me to figure out where it was coming from I saw Pippa standing just a few feet away from me. She looked kinda pissed and was holding an open box of cereal in one hand while listlessly looking at the frozen meals. My mind was running at a million miles per hour, this was my one chance to befriend her. I tried to come up with something witty to say but she must have noticed me staring, so before I could say anything she just hollered at me "Whatchu lookin' at nigger boy?" I was beyond shocked. Not only did she say the n-word, no, she also said it loud enough that half the store probably heard it. She grabbed a handful of cereal and shoved it right into her mouth without breaking eye contact with me. That was easily the longest second in my life, I felt so intimidated by her I could feel my face turn bright red but then she suddenly screamed "FUUUUUCK this kike shit hurts my teeth and taste like SHIT". She hurled the box across the aisle, spilling cereal everywhere, while screaming "fuck" over and over again. I was so flabbergasted by the situation I literally couldn't say anything, I just mumbled some uhh and ahhs before I said sorry and walked away. I could hear her yell "Yeah that's what I thought, BITCH" but she didn't follow me so I thought it'd be the best thing to ignore her and continue with my shopping.

Anyway, I guess the moral of the story is: never meet your heroes!

>>25611636
reminder Yuri is lactose intolerant. so I would go eat extra cheese pizza with her, but when we're finished her stummy will begin to rumble.
i'd tell her it's ok to relieve herself of her gas and I will inhale all of her stink so she doesn't have to smell it.

she begrudgingly agrees to it, but calls me a disgusting freak while she assaults my nose with her cheese pizza farts

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>25612493
Why? What about Pippa makes you want to hug her so bad?

>>25611477
She was already on a retarded diet to begin with. If anything being conscious of what she eats and calorie counting will push her to eat better(as in actual) food.
Plus the fact she decided to exercise, if she goes through with it, will push her body to ask for proper sustenance.
I can't wait to see her thighs become well defined and get more leg pics.

/pcg/ is reaching peak levels of paranoia

I like soft thighs. Mind you, not fat, but soft.

>>25612647
She's just so adorable, I love her.

>>25610683
Holy shit, at least I know that being fat is just me being a lazy fuck.

>>25612834
It's really not that bad

>>25611477
>>25612781
Also have you seen the list of her meds?
If there is any real trimming to do, it should start from here. There is shit unrelated to her condition that does more harm than good. Like antidepressants. Poison for the mind and body.

>>25612898
I think deciding that fairly standard fetishposting is actually all the work of a malicious schizo is pretty paranoid (and also pretty funny)

>>25612871
That's a pretty good reason. She's probably kinda stinky though. She definitely seems like the type to rewear clothes until the point where the smell starts bothering her.

>>25612647
Psychological abuse
You wouldn't get it

>>25613155
>She's probably kinda stinky though. She definitely seems like the type to rewear clothes until the point where the smell starts bothering her.
Well, she is just like me.

>>25613217
>Ywn learn all of Pippa's Pipkin triggers and then restrain her on a table and use them to force her into an absolute screaming meltdown
Honestly why live

>>25611477
yurifat tweeted she doesnt care about antis.

you calling Yuri a liar?

>>25613620
You know she just puts up a front.

>>25607317
No, she just seems to be in the state where once the coincidence detector is turned on, it never truly turns off, ever, no matter how hard you try. You can't unlearn things and you miss the innocent days of your ignorance, where you could interact with politics without being immediately disavowed by everyone. It's why she has no interest in any of that and wants to live in escapism, whether it be lolcows, MLP, or vtubers, similar to the rest of us.

>>25614448
Your post ends with 14448 -> 14(44)8 -> 14(4+4)8 = 1488

Coincidence? I do not think so. Get outta here you white supremacist.

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1533610526177214469

>>25614588
lookin' yubby

>>25614588
>tranny flag

Schrodinger's fat

>>25614691
It's faggot month

>>25614588
I can't keep up with all these memeflags.

>>25614588
Yuri stop reading this thread and go for a walk.
Cause you're fat.
And you also pandered to tranny freaks and put everyone in your company at risk.

>>25615727
anon the tweet is more than 12 hours old

>>25614588
>>25613847

Looks like you're right. Fat and thin skinned.

>>25615727
I agree but Pippa should also stop interacting with actual fags as well. It bothers me when she retweets shit from them.

It came in "handee"

>>25615727
Literally rent-free.

>this thread

>>25616670
Is this VTL training?

>>25616670
Just hanging out with the boys whats the issue?

>>25616469
I have no problem admitting it bothers me when someone has such a lack of regard for their fellow talents and is so prideful about it, no pun intended.

>>25598354
>gen 2 didn't happen, but it should have

>>25617825
Anti-chama... switch up your tactics.
Also, writing style.

>>25615727
>>25616469
>the gays living rent free in anon's head

>>25618037
Well to be fair they are parasitic in nature

>>25618110
that's the jews, wich are pushing the gay communist agenda

[Anon news] I do not like /pcg/ burger prime time.

>>25618210
That's not for another 5 hours, right now it's euro hours.

>>25614588
Yuri should swap diets with Pippa for a week then do a stream reviewing the experience together

yuri fat lol

>>25618448
LoS....

>>25618378
She'd probably die of food poisoning considering all the shit she can't eat.

>>25618448
Why is she covered in pink pubes?

>>25618632
Pippa doesn't shave

>>25618632

>>25618827
is that a pippa for pippants

Pippa has the perfect shape for hugging.

>>25618448
too skiny

>>25618448
is this some kind of new psyop to get Yuri to post a full body picture?

>>25618210
european rosebud erotic

>>25619238
Nie.

>>25616670
Good lord that scene is gold.

>>25616670
women would never understand this

>>25619238
There's already the maid one.

>>25618378
Pippa's diet is literally eat as few meals as possible and the ones you do have are shitty fast food delivered, with banquet meals occasionally too.

>>25618210
Rosebud i am sorry not all of us are like that! We love you!!!

pippas twitch vods from may 20th & 21st are now available on youtube
https://youtu.be/qCCXP1iOQLY
https://youtu.be/zpjBO6lo5dw
t.archivefag

>>25620622
thanks bro

>>25619370
I hate this song so fucking much you have no idea. The lack of coordination, their voice tones, it's an hear-sore.
I thought the original was low effort and it is, but it's leagues ahead of a capippalist version. It was clearly performed as an after thought "for fun" but that's no excuse, it should be re-recorded.

>>25620408
I love her but I'm afraid she'll die of malnutrition before I get a chance to kidnap her.

>>25620804
At this rate /vt/ sings mogu mogu is gonna be better.

>>25620804
>I hate this song so fucking much - platonically

>>25619517
Care to enlighten a zoomer on what movie?

I want to have sex with a gigastacy.

>>25621774
I hadn't seen it before, but putting it in the queue. Apparently it's The Mission directed by Johnnie To.

>>25622088
Not to be rude but I don't think she wants to have sex with you

>>25622088
>>25597357
>>25597283

>>25622457
he said "a gigastacy" not "the gigastacy known as Lumi"

>>25622741
>known as Lumi
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1533640337985441792
Not least of all to herself. Lumi lives in a lot of people's heads rent free but most of all her own.

>>25622733
100% Lumi

>>25622833
just like coal miners sacrifice their muscle and tendons, vtubers sacrifice their psyche and personality, becoming the mask slowly but surely and all that this implies
also that is cute
CUTE!

>>25622733
>>25622915
>get edged by Lumi because of 1500 tab brain
>get edged by Pippa because of sadism
>get edged by Uruka because she's overthinking it
>get edged by Lia because she's busy with dailies
>get edged by Tenma because she wants to bait (you) into raping her
>get edged by Nasa because she fell asleep
>get edged by Michi because she needs that perfect run
>get edged by Iori because she wants you to beg
Blueball connect...

>>25607317
nope but she pretends to be to pander, same with lumi

>>25620535
Why, you better!

>>25623129
She just makes racist jokes, and tame ones at that. She is not racist and does not seem to do the racist jokes to pander. They are just funny.

>>25623100
You're missing someone.

>>25622993
It's all fun and games until she starts exaggeratedly waving her hands and doing that EEEEEP :DDDD and addressing coworkers as Chat when they do something well.
Then it goes from fun to hilarious.

>>25608833
Don't forget the ryonalads.

>>25623377
Yubi is just gonna demand (you) edge yourself in the corner with the only material you're allowed being her tights-clad legs. She wants (you) to find all of her erotic after all. She'll train you to get aroused the moment she walks in.

>>25623100
>get edged by sakana because he still needs gen2 to finish his minecraft city

>>25623436
no, that is just Pippa

>>25622733
>talking during a movie
I hate women

I still love this witch like you wouldn't believe

>>25620408
She claims to literally hate eating. I don't get that since I love to eat.

>>25623479
bare legs > tights

>>25622733
>>25623979
50% probable the guy just wanted to shut her up and enjoy the movie.

>>25624170
I kinda get her point. I only eat out of hunger. I like the taste of food, but I don't crave food. I see eating as a chore.

>pippa says on stream she can't be friends with a viewer
>pippa says on stream she can't be romantic with a viewer

>>25624171
You don't get input on that an-non.

>>25624262
If only eating was a once or twice a week kinda thing.

>>25624064
She's a really cute cat girl and I like that she made up a keyfabe that she "hides" she a cat because she didn't want to be a cat girl but will still flash it here and there.

>>25624268
Don't worry, once I'll get to her, she will announce it.

>>25624268
she already broke the friends rule, so it means nothing except as a way of setting clear boundaries for the average viewer (that is, exceptions are made in very rare case by case basis)
the romance rule is just common sense and it is kinda shameful that it even has to be stated

>>25624268
Just stop watching Pippa then, ez

https://youtu.be/u9RbnW95IEM
Watch the fox.

>>25624567
That's the thing, she's already shown herself to be willing to go back on these rules so the second statement means nothing.

>>25624318
I have a solution for that.

>>25624268
Pippa only befriends doxxers so get digging anon!

>>25624567
> it is kinda shameful that it even has to be stated
When people suddenly manifest 200+ dollaridoo donos without preamble it does get the noggin jogging.

>>25624662
It means something when she most likely already has a p-chan.
I do not want to strain their relationship or make them uncomfortable. No worthy capippalist would want that.
Friendship would be nice, but thanks to sneaky fuckers that think that frienship is a step before romance (instead of putting them as different categories altogether), it makes navigating those possibilities a lil bit more difficult.
>>25624692
That is kinda weird, but I am sure there is some stuff behind the scenes that probably make it make more sense. Do not doxx the rabbit...although probably this should be posted on the kiwinigger site.
>>25624746
I have a set amount to donate to vtubers, so that is not that weird imo nor it implies romantic intent, maybe with some cringe exceptions.

>>25624268
>>25624567
>>25624662
Are we really so bored we are going to discuss bog-standard industry rules nobody gives a fuck about?

>>25624268
Viewer means viewer. Make yourself useful to her in some way and she might reconsider.

>>25624268
Vtubers are performers.
Simple as

Vtubers are for anal correction
Simple as

>>25625284
>>25625529
the two aren't mutually exclusive

I cant watch Tenma for more than 10 minutes without getting an erection bros

>>25626036
It takes you 10 whole minutes?

>>25626070
Anon is a little old pls andarstand

>>25626036
>10 minutes
low T

uruka space
https://archive.org/details/FujikuraUruka-2022-06-06-TwitterSpace-1OyKADeykpqxb

>>25626332
She ate snacks for like 4 hours straight

>>25607317
everyone /here/ is

>>25627215
Actually racist? No.
Racist by leftist redefinition? Yes.
*insert 4 hour lecture on race and IQ*

>>25627215
>>25627317
Everyone is racist.
Virtue signalers are larpers.

>>25622915
nah that's a dude

>>25627317
You just need more xp

>You have a ghost maid? That's epic!
Tenma based

>>25618378
>Yuri should swap diets with Pippa for a week then do a stream reviewing the experience together
She would die, im not sure how pippa is even alive at all when she lives on soda.

What do you guys think Lia's announcement later is going to be?

>>25628512
that she is pregnant, with me of course

Yuri has something to say to (You) https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1533923193739673600

>>25628596
She is such a nice girl

>>25628279
She lives on soda, with periods of binging on fast food and Dollar General junk food.
The rabbit doesn't have to eat much since most of her caloric intake is maintained by the soda alone.

Most likely she is extremely deficient in vitamins and minerals. Plus not leaving the house means she is also extremely D3 deficient which can cause literal soft bones and may be one of the reasons why she has poor/cracked teeth on top of all the soda.

>>25628512
maybe a teaser for the new model or something she's been scheming without spilling the beans to us

>>25628716
Pippa mentioned she's been taking vitamins (including D3) on the PippAirlines stream. It doesn't need to be explained how absorption is different that way but it's better than nothing at all.

>>25628895
megadosing d3 (as in 500% of the "daily recommended dose") and at least some minutes under the sun (like 5 or 10 would be enough) should suffice

>>25631458
I can't imagine what it's like to be the parent of a zoomer, must be hell
t.zoomer

Do Kanpainiki actually like to lift? I feel like I really need to get back into doing that.

>>25632505
only Lumi does workout streams

>>25632691
Yeah, and those body weight exercises are a lot harder than they seem at those numbers of reps but I figure there has to be Tenma fans who lift for their oshi.

I LOVE LIA

cat

smug, stop lumi from playing m2tw its an old game and badly outdated/boring. People just have nostalgia goggles

https://youtu.be/uKYekSvlXKw
Lia is playing Valorant

>>25632869
Just do what you can bro

>>25632691
>>25632505
from what I have seen/read, capippalists are, ironically, the strongest physically

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Reminder that the anti became racist after getting blacked.

>>25633433
retard strength doesn't count

>>25633502
anon, are you mentally challenged? Did you really need to reply to the entire thread?

>>25633502
>still trying to push the fake tenma discord post
kill yourself

>>25633554
>>25633610
It's the pippa schizo. Ignore him.

what do you think Lias announcement is?

>>25634817
She is going to stream more Genshin Impact!

watch the cute deer play WoW https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

>>25634817
new model?

First and last time posting here, you guys are so toxic, stay away from the discord.

Isn't that kind of post just inviting them in this day and age?

>>25635447
i will. but i can't speak for the agents we have deployed in that cesspit of a discord

>>25634817
I don't think it's the model it's too soon so it could be anything really, Lia seems to plan stuff pretty far in advance

>>25635269
No. I must sleep.

>guy Lia called a virgin a week ago is still seething
hilarious

>>25636142
He has me blocked because he was seething at me too hope he keeps seething forever. It's great entertainment.

>>25636240
that "Infamous" nog?

>>25636349
Yeah him, it really is hilarious.

>>25636409
kek he's so obviously assmad

>>25636440
the way he's typing reminds me of when I got bullied for being a squeaker in online games when I was 14 and tried to not seem mad

>futa Lia will never fuck you
gay ass stupid fucking earth

Lia is taking over pride month for herself

>>25636713
Claim back June. Fags don't own it.

Is it true Lumi is a sociopath

>>25636517
>>25636440
So true, he's acting like he's not mad but clearly he is fucking malding.

>>25636770
they never did. but it's all part of the delusion. they cut off their gentials and claim to be a different gender too.

>>25636929
I don't like trannies, too many cute boys have cut their dick off for a gross fake pussy

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1533964180046290944
Osa basura sin hogar!

>>25636888
she seems to be ignoring him now. i don't even get what he's on about now

>>25637087
I think it's ironic how he's trying to banter with Lia yet he's the one getting fucking triggered at Lia and chat. Its better off Lia just ignores him anyways, might make him seethe even more and get some more chat hilarity.

>>25637464
agreed. i love a good sideshow

is valorant so boring you'd rather watch chat? I don't blame you desu

>>25637621
yes, does she always play shit games? i wish she could play some singleplayer classics.

>>25637692
at least she acknowledges that this game sucks to watch, she mentioned it at the start

>>25637621
>watching valorant for the gameplay
i'd rather not suicide by seizure

>>25637746
fair enough. i think Lia is a great streamer and i saw that she played Doom recently and some other stuff so i guess she doesn't only play valorant and genshit

>>25637746
It was fine when Michiru did it. Not her best but still entertaining. Maybe Lia needs to get good.

Does Lia exercise? I bet it would help her be less depressed at least.

>>25638117
considering she sounded kinda out of breath after running up and downstairs I doubt it

oh fuck do i just watch lumi and and lia at the same time now?

>>25633350
It was only fair Virial got his choice in too.

>>25633350
still better than the games nuCA shits out

Lia i will gladly suck your ass

>>25638117
Only Lumi exercises unironically, Pippa is so physically frail she gets tired from chair exercises built for patients coming out of a coma, and Yuri is trying to learn from Lumi atm.
Uruka is also such a weak skeleton she pinched a nerve stretching.

New thread
>>25638653

gifted memberships work pretty well for growing, i've seen a lot more people show up if they have a gifted subs

>>25632505
Cappipalist here and newbie lifter (6 months)
I'm doing mainly machine exercises, bodyweight chinups and barbell bench press (only barbell exercise I do because dudebros hog all the free barbells so would take too much of my time to do squats and deadlifts too)
Anyway I started because of this community talking about lifting so thank you guys.

bump

>>25640537
Don't let this thread die

>>25640795
I will single-handedly keep this thread alive