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Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• Reminder: you can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files! Just message Triangle or Clocks.
• Kinchou Dantai has debuted! Their members are denoted by golden yellow.

>Game Activity
• There have been 210 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is 3 less than last week.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
Before we proceed, I should note that the Returns Report is still a work-in-progress. In its finished state, the Returns Report will also include losses/gains of net worth due to gacha, betting, and market fluctuations, painting a whole and complete picture of individual components that caused your net worth to change over the week.
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.


>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 29.05.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 05.06.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 04.06.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It is harder to notice, but it has a massive impact as it makes up for roughly 1/4th of the total profits of higher-ranked players. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.

>>25571767
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price. Oshicoiners and high-ranked players, respectively, thrust themselves into buying coins above their average prices if they want to convert liquid into coins for long-term dividend profits.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

>>25571784
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

>>25571780

>>25571809

>>25571809
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited. This is reinforced by the need to spend liquid to be able to hold coins that will generate profits over time in an exponential manner, stifling the profitability of trading higher-up.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
As you can see, wallet appreciation starts being the main driving force of late-game income. This trend will deepen as long as dividends remain stagnant.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

>>25571359

>>25571767
Oh boy lookit how much easier it is to find myself oh boy oh howdy.

>>25571784
>New prototype version of the Trading Assistant tanked my trading profits
Alright, into the trash that one goes.

You know the drill

>>25573010
Post mine :^)

For those interested.
I oversold Kanaeru slightly this week to guarantee a ~5m edge, but it ended up not mattering. Fun fact: I don't trade with ID3 or Rurudo usually because I'm too lazy to update my sheet to include them.

>>25573091
> I don't trade with ID3 or Rurudo usually because I'm too lazy to update my sheet to include them.
He's just like me...

>>25573091
>because I'm too lazy to update my sheet to include them.
hehe... same, except only for rurudo
i have the ID3 included in my sheet for everything but the monster statement, go copy them.

>>25571767
Is Concordia not playing anymore? I cant find him in the list.

>>25573759
Anon, I...

>>25573759
I'm not feeling motivated enough, that's all.

as per their request, posting Toven's very funny ledger

as per their request, Tenshi X Tenshi's öedger

congrats to Tri, king of kings

Oh right, if Honkler is around I got a question about mutual funds:
Will people outside of the fund be able to see the amount in the fund, or at least the networth of everyone in it?
I'd kinda like to have those numbers for... something.

>>25574200
I will be back to try and play this game as an old man who last played 3 months ago, ganbatte me.
I'm making this post to hold me to that statement, don't mind it.

>>25574577
I will rub it in your face next week, don't worry

>>25574750
I'm an old man, and next week will have trades from my 10x Towa and 5x rurudo, give me a break on that one at least.

>>25574794
I'm not one to talk, not like I'm that much different from you right now, but it helps to have someone to remind you so you keep trying, even if you fail next week

It was a good run. I've still got it, at least for a tiny last moment of glory.

Thank you for everyone who gave their all to trading this week. I was honestly nervous until the numbers came in, since I knew that the competition was really tough. Many people have improved a lot over time, and there were many newcomers. Seeing so many relatively new players up high on the trading report alongside the true and tried oldhags really moves me, especially since some players come out of retirement specifically to have one last bout with me. It means a lot.

Now, I can truly say that I retire from active trading and that the mantle of #1 is up for the taking for the next generation. Fair and square. There are many promising players for that spot, so hone your instinct or your sheets!

>>25575042
THERE GOES MY HEROOO

Oh, Pagi, Pagi
Do you have any clue who I am?
Listen up 'cause I'll tell you once
And I'll explain myself the best that I can
Woah, Pagi, Pagi
You don't know me so I'll have to persist
Kinda shy so no wonder why
>Pagi doesn't know I exist

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>25575042
You will always be number 1 to me! And I hope you continue to kick my ass in Mahjong!

>>25574939
Well, not just yet. Have 200k to reach before then and then I'll have to readjust my sleep and all. Hurry up and do your villain plan already.
>>25575042
Nice to see you do your final "death" march, I've said my spiel to you in the past, so I won't say much. Thanks as always. Hope you'll still stick around, I need someone to make fun of after all.

>>25575042
you'll stop trading? even with server side trader? man that's sad I hope you'll stick around though
>>25575154
obligatory

>>25575042
its an end of an era.
gg

>>25575154
You know what to do, clock...
Join us
朝

>>25575173
>19:00:01
your back and the time is off again, all is as it should be

>>25575232
Oh, uh, I won't stop trading completely. Just, will miss most adjustments and probably have Mori on high multicoin non-stop. As I used to. It's not an abayopost. It's the "active" part that's gone, I'll still be around for the community stuff every now and then, and for some behind the scenes work.

>>25574519
Verified it with Honk, but yes this should be public info viewable on the fund page, from the current plans.
-trial dev

>>25574034
I thought you might have quit and it would make me lose my motivation to play.

>>25571767
Yellow for the Kinchou Dantai? I really like yellow...

>>25575705
I'm still here, maybe I'll try to get back into the game a bit with the server side trader

>>25575780
You should join us!

>He didn't bought GF coin

>>25575818
He's right, yellow is a nice color...

>>25575042
everyone's leaving...

>>25575476
Oooo, I can use this! Thanks, bruv.
>>25575780
>>25575896
There's always room in the Kinchou Dantai, my dudes. Joining is easy!

>>25571784
y'all cowards dont pay multibuy tax

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 32,178,834, a 0.65% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 487,558. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,727,944 shares, or 8.48% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 71,735 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 50):
>Ayame :: +12%
>Nabi :: +6.7%
>Okayu :: +4.2%
>Nana :: +3.8%
>Ollie :: +3.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Sana :: -3.3%
>Shion :: -3%
>Moona :: -2.3%
>Subaru :: -1.1%
>Flare :: -1.0%

3 coins (Fubuki, Rushia, AZKi) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $249,867.83, which is an increase of 0.36% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $940,053,192,955.09, which is an increase of 2% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $29,213.40. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $101,199,466,068.96 in total market value, or 10.77% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $730,560,511.75 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 38):
>Sana :: +46.8%
>Subaru :: +33.4%
>Amelia :: +28.3%
>Matsuri :: +21.7%
>Gura :: +20.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 28):
>Ayame :: -31.2%
>Fubuki :: -19.9%
>Kronii :: -19.0%
>Okayu :: -14.9%
>Iroha :: -14.6%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $433,533,476, which is a decrease of 79.77% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $782,252,760.60 today, a decrease of 21.3% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 13):
>Pekora :: +6.2%
>Mumei :: +3.2%
>Subaru :: +2.9%
>Ayamy :: +2.6%
>Lui :: +2.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Rushia, Koyori, Ayamy, Towa) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Ina'nis) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>7 coins (Watame, Coco, Korone, Pochimaru, Nachoneko, Ollie, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>54 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ayame :: $755.90 Up
>Okayu :: $556.51 Up
>Subaru :: $465.77 Down
>Kronii :: $365.95 Up
>Sana :: $351.42 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Civia :: $2.30 Up
>Rushia :: $2.86 Up
>Ina'nis :: $2.97 Down
>Zeta :: $6.25 Up
>Ollie :: $7.75 Up

Overall Average movement was $43.30 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $98.03 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$120.90 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and evade taxes as God declared your right.

>>25575804
That's very reassuring to know and I'm not trying to pressure you into playing again because I'm also not feeling motivated enough recently/for a while now. Its just it's my first time not seeing you in the returns report.

>>25576438
A Towa picture for your missing file.

We are playing Mahjong tonight, get in here
Majsoul Friends Room 81124(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81124

狐
I'm not gonna effortpost about it
I just love foxes.

>>25576924
So do I! I'd join but I'm tired of this game

>>25575042
Glad to see you coming back one last time for a blazing moment of glory kinda sad that I couldn't have a go at it, so we could do a full repeat of you #1 and me #2 but hey, I've made peace with my current situation a long time ago
Now you get the highest honor I could ever give, to keep the crown safe not that you didn't do it before, but it goes well with pic related so... yeah!! Keep it safe!!
>>25575182
Villain plan takes work... but I really hope I can get it out one day

>>25577693
I'll be waiting.

>>25571767
>>25571784
>>25571809
>>25571832
Thank you very much for your report! It's really useful for me and allows me to learn where I make mistakes while trading! The main one is having around 50% of my wallet in zeta only I and I guess others anon too very much appreciate you!

>>25576438
As per usual, thank you very much for your numbers review! I very much appreciate them.
>Top 5 Superchat Increases
>Ayamy :: +2.6%
Ehh...

>>25575042
>>25577693

oyasumi nasfaqg

>>25581713
Sleep good niggy

>>25582145
What's with chumbies posting here? Did >we get some newhags?

>>25572260

>>25583871
how new?

>>25583871
There is one new chumbud from what I can tell

>>25572260
>>25584157
RIP zz.fo

>>25584157
>ejaculation adjustments

>>25583871
chumbies love

>>25571832
Ah sweet I'm second place.
Also I forgot about divies.

>>25571809
>>25585146
I'm also very retarded

>>25575042
>>25575444
>>25577693
Why am I getting emotional for this...
Deadbeats might be looked down everywhere else, but /nasfaqg/ deadbeats... You guys are cool.

>>25583871
I might be new, and I might've been lurking for about a month or so, and I might've had just made my first trades today under the moniker of Gura's most iconic catchphrase.

>>25586064
omedetou!

>>25583871
I'm a chumbie but I like the icon of one of her friends. Plus Gura coin is too expensive. I miss the days of when she was fairly cheap.

>>25586064
a

おっす /nasfaqg/, I've compiled every aggie board onto an album on catbox that I'll update regularly
https://catbox.moe/c/gip682
have fun looking through these and please tell me if I've missed anything!
the 1st anniversary for nasfaq aggies is coming up on the 26th, so I'll be hosting the second 4k resolution board we've had on the weekend of
looking forward to seeing the art of those who want to participate! and of course, anybody who just wants to hang out is free to do so

>>25588761
I approve. I'll be there for it.

>>25588761
Thank you. This will be fun to look at in the morning.
>the 1st anniversary for nasfaq aggies is coming up on the 26th
oh God

>>25588761
oh wow I missed some saucy drawings done recently...

Hosting a community AMQ game, get in here everybody: https://animemusicquiz.com/

Room ID: nasfaqg | Password: firefox

Feel free to either use a guest account or make a proper one. You can add a list too to tailor the quiz, just make sure to set it to private if you care about anonymity. Guests can't talk, so if you'd like to do that then you'll need to make an account.

We will be playing the Battle Royale mode (to start off with at least). You move around with your keyboard's arrow keys and click on things to loot them so that they show up in the quiz pool. You answer with the name of the anime, not the name of the song or artist. If you join mid-match you'll have to spectate, but you'll be able to join as a player after the game is over (games usually last around 15-20 minutes).
These lobbies tend to last a while, so don't be discouraged from joining late.

I'm too lazy to make this soundpost manually on my phone so https://youtu.be/5vtZcojS9KA

Been a while since i posted here. Now im in 300m gang

>>25592777
congratulations my son

>>25592777
welcome back nesp

>>25595061
Heya

Nasfaq Apex onegai

>>25596420
sure lets set up a time

>>25592777
Missed you!

night, /nasfaq/!

>apex

>>25589909
I can't believe I'm only 2 hours late this time!

>>25597090
You're not late! You can still join!!!!!!

>>25596420
How about Dota instead?

>>25589909
Thank for the host and games!

>>25599876
whore

>>25596512
(doubt)

what is she doing? Scratching lottery tickets?

>>25602009
Yes.

>>25602104
literally a hikki hobby. fucking based

>>25601791
Never doubt the parascial relationship a nasfaq player can form with another nasfaq player

holostars when????? i want to oshicoin space seaweed

>>25602406
The same time when holostars EN will debut.

>>25602453
SOON

>>25571832
Make 【死】red azass. I originally meant it for Death as dead player
>>25600924

Good morning nasfaq!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

>>25596420
I'll join

Pagi!

honk need Astelcoins onegai

ohhhh i need to shit

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

ohhhhh i need to JAM

Uooohhhhhh I have to wah

ohhhhh i have to shit, cum and jam

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 16)
>Hololive :: $19,657.55
>Miko :: $14,072.92
>Mumei :: $9,919.75

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 50)
>Gura :: -$18,927.18
>Towa :: -$13,007.21
>Amelia :: -$11,888.20

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,306.08
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,948.50
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,987.54

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and uhhhhhhh make sure to sleep properly or something.

how are my trades?

how bad are my trades?

>>25608087
As per usual. Thank you very much for your cute wisdom and morning review! As always appreciate it!

>>25573405
top 20 trader, with so little divvies and soo much unspent liquid… you wont be able to keep buying oshi at this rate...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-oh I can buy oshi

>>25584441
>pagi gf

>>25588761
please include this in the OP

Damn, should've bought some Mumei. Oh well.

>>25608953
I have a plan, and a dream. Trust in me.

>>25592777
doing lewd things to cute watamates!

>>25608284
>>25608294

>>25613007
Wait a minute, that's not a Watame. That's a Marisa.

I want Risu's fat ass on my face NOW

>>25613474
No.

>>25613601
Yes

>>25584441
>>25609425
Even the word cloud knows

>>25584441
I only just now noticed the screaming down at the bottom, why is that so funny to me?

>>25611384
An optimistic and determined trader... guess I need to trust you on that... Does it involve you taking the crown ?

>>25615668
The only crown I want is the crown of the returns report.

>>25613007
ah yes a fine addition to my collection

>>25615952
Taking the mantle of the retired deadbeat... good luck, the top 5 traders are vicious, at least when they take it serious...

>>25615952
well youre doing pretty fucking bad at that even with a 1bil stmmy

>>25617477
They wouldn't be the top 5 traders if that wasn't the case, I know they are monstrous but I'll try my best.
>>25618423
I know, but I swear I will improve.

>>25618423
isn't he in the top 20 traders? that's decent in my book

>>25618492
i await you at the top anon

Wealth really is exponential. It took me 9 months to get to 1 billion net worth and I already nearly double my net worth in the last month. Coin prices were way cheaper when I started, it must be tough for new players

>>25622441
I don't think it's so bad, just takes some grit and good trades. You won't catch up to the richfags incredibly fast (unless you take a stimmy) but if you could do that it'd be pretty silly I think. I still remember when someone told me not to multicoin until I understand when it's good to do so, ignored them, and then my networth didn't move for a couple weeks. Once I started 1x and really learning how to trade is when I started making money quick(er).
Buuuuuut I'm also pretty optimistic around the game, so.

>>25622637
Well, there is also the fact that I was retarded when I started playing and only bought Flare and Aki for my first 2 months and didn't use the thread at all

>>25623036
I'm pretty sure almost everyone is retarded when they start out! If they weren't, they wouldn't be playing a fake money game would they?
>Captcha: GAYYH

>>25623338
Fair enough!

>>25618423
I have to disagree, even though null-chan isnt in the top 10 yet, stimmies or even networth arent positively affecting the top traders. You could say that more liquid is detrimental, assuming you have enough income.
>>25618492
You’re improving already, just check the returns report archive.

Damn, zz.fo is dead for real isn't it?

>>25626270
i double disagree theres enough trades each day to spend 1 bil a week and still be making optimal profitable trades. The peak for "i need to turn this into div money" is about 26th place in networth

>>25626468
NTA but I double triple disagree. There's a certain point at which you have too much money for optimal "set it (at adjustment) and forget it" trades. You have to make trades that are only optimal for a certain amount of time during the day, and that can easily become unprofitable even before HOUR NINETEEN depending on volatility/volume. 26th place is well past that point.
Turning down multi-buy/sell, or trades that are only profitable at 1x for less than 144 cycles. You're approaching "min-max" territory by Top 50.

>>25626468
>>25626651
You can turn a profit, but optimized trades require some degree of multi-stage managing. A lot of the work I've been doing with the Trade Assistant is evaluating typical liquid pools and trying to take some of the pressure off of micro-managing all day.
It would be significantly easier for people in the upper brackets to make good trades if they could check a chart that says "Trade [Coin] at 4x for 20 cycles, then tune down to 3x for 20 cycles, then tune down to 1x and continue for another 50 cycles, then turn off". Even if it's not perfect advice, just having something to a broad strokes estimation for you would help a lot of players learn optimization and long-term volume/liquid management.

>>25626270
Thank you, but I still need to improve quite a bit before I can reach my goal.
>>25626923
That's what I've been trying to do, I've been checking my trades quite often and adjusting them accordingly to the price change. In addition to that I'm trying to multicoin more aggressively, especially at adjustment.

>>25626468
I’ll start off by saying, I never spoke about the optimal profit, and the returns report is just one way of visualizing trading profits. My point about income is based prior reports or more specifically the rank diversity of top traders.
I however do agree that the actual or theoretical cap is higher, but you cant expect players to meticulously update and monitor their trader. And even then, Im not sure what you consider ‘optimal’ and if it’s related to the RR or using some other metric.

Birdie let loose a long breath as everyone's holograms flickered and disappeared from the faux-conference room, signaling the end of their first formal meeting. While not easy and certainly not his area of expertise, being a part of the founding of a new corporate group was a stepping stone for Birdie. He'd been run out of his own company before and forced to start with nothing; he wouldn't let that sort of thing happen again.
He stretched backwards and looked out the windows. Light rain pattered the glass and the omnipresent darkness of the city left him staring into his own reflection. Dim neon green lights in the street below cast an unnatural hue behind the ghostly apparition. It unsettled him. But he shook the thoughts from his head and stood. As he turned towards the door he found a familiar silhouette blocking the exit.
"Did it go well?" asked Zero. For once he seemed to be in a good mood, rather than his typical and perpetual indifference.
Birdie shrugged. "I think so. I've never been in a keiretsu so I wouldn't really know. I do know that it wasn't very fun, though."
"Fair enough. Do you have a minute? I want to try something new."
Birdie groaned. He hated it when he was the guinea pig for 'something new'. It was never fun! But then again he had never ended up hurt because of it.
"Only if you tell me what you're doing first. I don't like surprises."
"It's a new firewall architecture. Something passive. Mouse told me about a guard at [CLUB NAME] that took him by surprise. I was working on it all day."
He considered it for a few seconds. Physical altercations were sort of Birdie's strong suit, so the risk of getting taken down by somebody like that was very real. And Zero wouldn't ask to try something if it was actually dangerous. Birdie didn't know much about tech, but he knew Zero did.
"Okay, fine," he agreed while offering his hand out. "Make it quick."
"Great," Zero answered, taking Birdies slightly larger hand in his own.
Immediately he felt the familiar rush of Zero's mind into his body and the strange whispers that always accompanied it. It raced up his spine into his skull and in a split second he felt a firewall go up. Zero's presence receded and the whispers disappeared.
His hand was released. Birdie felt very odd, as if he were suspended in water. He relayed as much to Zero. The process repeated a few times before he felt completely normal with the firewall engaged. He could feel it there around his mind but it didn't interfere with any of his senses.
"That should do it. Even if you or Mouse are taken by surprise, you should have long enough to take care of the problem," Zero stated proudly.
"Thanks," Birdie replied. "But I don't know how many more of our 'jobs' I'll be able to do now with the whole keiretsu thing."
"Well I wouldn't be so sure. Mouse was saying he had something big in store for us but got jumpy when I asked what."
Birdie liked the sound of that. 'Big' usually meant payoff, but it also usually meant risk. He still needed the capital though, now more than ever. And hell, he kind of liked the danger of it all.
Familiar jingles filled the room. Zero and Birdie answered simultaneously.
"You two there?," Mouse asked excitedly. "I've got something for us. Might be our last if we play it right."
Zero spoke up. "Is this what you were telling me about before?"
"Yeah, yeah, it's the--" Mouse began, but quickly interrupted himself, "Wait, are you two together? Scandalous!"
"I was testing the new firewall on him, Mouse," Zero responded dryly.
"Whatever you say. Anyways, meet up at the usual spot. I'll let you in on the details there. Ciao!"
Zero turned on his heel and slipped through the door without waiting. All business. Birdie gathered the last of his things before following Zero out into the neon streets. Something big was in store; he just hoped it wouldn't be a big mistake.

>>25628747
>[Deleted]

>>25628892
You saw nothing.

Birdie let loose a long breath as everyone's holograms flickered and disappeared from the faux-conference room, signaling the end of their first formal meeting. While not easy and certainly not his area of expertise, being a part of the founding of a new corporate group was a stepping stone for Birdie. He'd been run out of his own company before and forced to start with nothing; he wouldn't let that sort of thing happen again.
He stretched backwards and looked out the windows. Light rain pattered the glass and the omnipresent darkness of the city left him staring into his own reflection. Dim neon green lights in the street below cast an unnatural hue behind the ghostly apparition. It unsettled him. But he shook the thoughts from his head and stood. As he turned towards the door he found a familiar silhouette blocking the exit.
"Did it go well?" asked Zero. For once he seemed to be in a good mood, rather than his typical and perpetual indifference.
Birdie shrugged. "I think so. I've never been in a keiretsu so I wouldn't really know. I do know that it wasn't very fun, though."
"Fair enough. Do you have a minute? I want to try something new."
Birdie groaned. He hated it when he was the guinea pig for 'something new'. It was never fun! But then again he had never ended up hurt because of it.
"Only if you tell me what you're doing first. I don't like surprises."
"It's a new firewall architecture. Something passive. Mouse told me about a guard at Temptation that took him by surprise. I was working on it all day."
He considered it for a few seconds. Physical altercations were sort of Birdie's strong suit, so the risk of getting taken down by somebody like that was very real. And Zero wouldn't ask to try something if it was actually dangerous. Birdie didn't know much about tech, but he knew Zero did.
"Okay, fine," he agreed while offering his hand out. "Make it quick."
"Great," Zero answered, taking Birdies slightly larger hand in his own.
Immediately he felt the familiar rush of Zero's mind into his body and the strange whispers that always accompanied it. It raced up his spine into his skull and in a split second he felt a firewall go up. Zero's presence receded and the whispers disappeared.
His hand was released. Birdie felt very odd, as if he were suspended in water. He relayed as much to Zero. The process repeated a few times before he felt completely normal with the firewall engaged. He could feel it there around his mind but it didn't interfere with any of his senses.
"That should do it. Even if you or Mouse are taken by surprise, you should have long enough to take care of the problem," Zero stated proudly.
"Thanks," Birdie replied. "But I don't know how many more of our 'jobs' I'll be able to do now with the whole keiretsu thing."
"Well I wouldn't be so sure. Mouse was saying he had something big in store for us but got jumpy when I asked what."
Birdie liked the sound of that. 'Big' usually meant payoff, but it also usually meant risk. He still needed the capital though, now more than ever. And hell, he kind of liked the danger of it all.
Familiar jingles filled the room. Zero and Birdie answered simultaneously.
"You two there?," Mouse asked excitedly. "I've got something for us. Might be our last if we play it right."
Zero spoke up. "Is this what you were telling me about before?"
"Yeah, yeah, it's the--" Mouse began, but quickly interrupted himself, "Wait, are you two together? Scandalous!"
"I was testing the new firewall on him, Mouse," Zero responded dryly.
"Whatever you say. Anyways, meet up at the usual spot. I'll let you in on the details there. Ciao!"
Zero turned on his heel and slipped through the door without waiting. All business. Birdie gathered the last of his things before following Zero out into the neon streets. Something big was in store; he just hoped it wouldn't be a big mistake.

>>25629012

>>25629012
>Zero answered, taking Birdies slightly larger hand in his own.
what the fuck did he mean by this? null-chan got small hands? great for handjobs

Hello

>>25630111
hi!

>>25630111
hi

>>25630111
Hallo!

>everyone was silently reading GC

>>25629012
>mouse spreading rrats
like clockwork

>>25630111
hey there

>Greet everyone in the morning
>Not a single (You)
:(

>>25630980
Hello

>>25630980
hello sir

>>25630980
There are literally 3 people awake in the morning, and at least 2 of them are busy.

>>25630980
Hello! I'd respond to you in the morning but I don't really come here that often anymore gomen

>>25630980
ohayo nii-chan~

>>25630980
Phoneposting at work muzukashi, purease undastando

I hereby announce the formation of retards, a group consisting of smiles and I (Ninjin). Mark: [ｱﾎ]
The goal of the group is to get a funny colour on the returns report. We will not be taking applications.

>>25632229
absolutely based

>>25632229
lets go

>>25632229
based as fuck

>Duplicate file exists.

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>25631269
mm crunchy spider just how i like it

https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini

have fun

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review
Data collected at Cycle 61.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 32,391,283, a 0.66% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 490,777. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,743,349 shares, or 8.47% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 72,518 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 50):
>Ui :: +8.9%
>Ayame :: +8.7%
>Shion :: +4%
>Kronii :: +3%
>Okayu :: +2.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Moona :: -2%
>Aki :: -1.8%
>Melfissa :: -1.7%
>Subaru :: -1.6%
>Mumei :: -1.5%

1 coin (Ina'nis) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $248,552.52, which is a decrease of 0.53% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $944,820,779,864.64, which is an increase of 0.51% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $29,168.98. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $94,110,148,509.16 in total market value, or 9.96% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $763,634,031.50 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 38):
>Mumei :: +45.7%
>Miko :: +44.9%
>Hololive :: +32%
>Haato :: +23.7%
>Ayame :: +12%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 28):
>Sana :: -35.4%
>Amelia :: -30%
>Gura :: -24.8%
>Towa :: -22.7%
>Shion :: -21.7%

1 coin (Civia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $507,565,263, which is an increase of 17.08% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $961,282,124.97 today, an increase of 22.9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 17):
>Aki :: +3.7%
>Calliope :: +3.2%
>AZKi & Amelia :: +2.6%
>Nene :: +2%
>Kanaeru :: +1.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Ayamy, Lamy) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Nachoneko) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>8 coins (Watame, Nabi, Rurudo, Nene, Coco, IRyS, Civia, Rushia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Chloe) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>54 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Towa :: $592.76 Up
>Gura :: $572.01 Up
>Hololive :: $530.71 Down
>Amelia :: $527.14 Up
>Miko :: $439.79 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ollie :: $0.09 Down
>Civia :: $0.56 Up
>Luna :: $2.31 Up
>Nachoneko :: $4.38 Down
>Chloe :: $4.63 Down

Overall Average movement was $40.63 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $100.08 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$149.60 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>25635243
As always! Thank you so much for your morning review! I very much appreciate it!
Interesting music choice for today. Makes me want to play some mahjong...

Mahjong? Mahjong. Let's play Mahjong
Majsoul Friends Room 89472(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89472

>>25635415
>>25635386

>>25630111
Checked
>>25630980
Ahoy

>>25629012
special wedding lorepost doko?

>>25588761
Going through these is making me nostalgic

>Autotrader will still run after you run out of liquid and will complete trades after divies hit.
Cool feature but now my account is drained of money on suboptimal purchaes.

>>25637545
No promises. Been a very busy bee lately, and I don't want to stretch myself so thin that the post quality drops. But they're very cute and I like the idea!

I love Applause.