/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This whole fucking board is Hololive Global at this point

Why can't Haato and Haachama just get along?

I love Enma!

>>250084
Can you read? Only this thread is Hololive Global.

This is the earliest it's ever been.

>>250084
not really

>>252715
cute!

>>252723
No, excess threads are recycled all the time.

>going all in with the Dr. Jerkyll and Mr. Hide shit

Why?

Where is it?

What did I miss during Haachama's stream?

>>252787
>why did you make a boring karaoke stream into something interesting, haachama

What is she doing right now?

Does all this shit really surfaces from the mind of this 1X year old aussie?
She's way too strong

>>253026
we should have bullied the vsingerfags out of this thread when we had the chance

I love Gura and Nacho

Zomkeks will really say that there's nothing wrong with this
https://twitter.com/LC_Lapen/status/1357190033740992514

GURAME

I love Ina!

my salman thread...

Akirose is streaming from a bathroom again, on twitcast.

I have seen all of Kiara's and Mori's streams and unfortunately came to the conclusion that Kiara is a psychopath. I have a degree in psychology and know how to analyze human behavior. There just so many evidence you wouldn't believe it...
If you watch Kiara and have at least some information about her past you would know the following facts about her:
1) She is an extremelyrational individual. Although she puts this "cute Kiara mask on" during the streams, it is impossible to hide the fact that all of her decision making comes from a cold logical calculation.
2) It is impossible to predict Kiara's behavior. I don't mean that she is insane, I mean that psychopaths usually have a tendency to be unpredictable. If a normal individual has a certain "standard" behavior, Kiara doesn't have one.
3) She always lies, and she does it unconsciously.
4) Kiara never takes responsibility for her words or actions. In her mind it's always someone else's fault.
5) She always tries to get more for less work. It's especially visible when you look at her RPG gameplay. In a psychopath's mind there is always a way to get more resources from a system.

Here I will propose a hypothesis that I simply call "The great chicken conspiracy". From the start Kiara knew that she is less talented, capable and competent then other EN girls. And I also suggest that she was the one who proposed this whole "relationship between Mori and Kiara thing", Cover is too incompetent to be so forward thinking and you know it. From the very beginning her plan was, and to the certain degree still is to leech from Mori's popularity.
You probably will ask "Why Mori and not someone like Gura who is more popular?"
Simple my frens Mori is an outkast, a loner, a dork. She was never popular among people and she never had real friends. Mori is inexperienced individual when it comes to relationships and Kiara like a deadly predator knows about it. From now on I want you all to pay closer attention to our psychopathic chicken.

You will all see what I mean during her Nier playthrough. Pay attention to her reactions during 2b moments.

This is my wife, Amelia.

>>253026
>there will be people ITT that have only been around since Vsingers debut
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

>>253037
Haachama is the best writer of cosmic horror since Lovecraft himself.

>>250084
if only...

I have to wonder, are the talents/managers kept informed of the Haachama/Haato schizoid narrative, and more specifically how to interact with her, or do they have to piece it together after the stream

The gap record is officially tied unless you wanna count Ina popping into the holofest watch along for a little bit as a collab in that case back to counting
Days since last duo collab
Mori/Ina: 83 days (1 days until Kiara/Ina gap is surpassed)
Ame/Ina: 81 days
Gura/Ina: 51 days
>FULL EN COLLAB: 40 days (Feb 6)
Mori/Gura: 28 days
Mori/Ame: 25 days
Ina/Kiara: 21 days
Kiara/Gura: 20 days
Kiara/Ame: 14 days
Gura/Ame: 4 days
Mori/Kiara: 2 days

Ina Loves (You)!
Yes you really should believe it, yes takodachis really.
https://streamable.com/j6aqed
https://streamable.com/rdx46t
https://streamable.com/g635gf
https://streamable.com/ek2554
https://streamable.com/l113ys

>>252787
Because it's fun.
Now lick my feet you pig

>>253066
Not reading all that, always found posts about her so dull.

YEB RISU

MANAGER LOVE

>>253059
>>252648
Me too!!

Haato is Iofi tier boring as fuck. i wan't haachama back.

>>253065
first timer, what exactly is this?

>>253081
Tell her to show it.

>>253056
B A S E D

>>250040
Guys, will Haachama be okay?

Tried to make a sequel to Morigintou, but it turned out bad.

>>253056
grass

Do you expect Vsingers to top Gura and Mori?

How come Gura hates her jp senpais and refuses to do a collab with them??? Does she think she is so above them because she has more subscribers?

>>253066

>>253066
>She is an extremelyrational individual.
>KFP actually believes this.

>>253090
It's midnight over there man. Comfy time now.

It was pretty smart of Gura to start making her schedules for less than a week at a time. She can take a couple days off after each of her 4-6 day schedules and chumbuds will defend it since she apparently needs that much time to come up with a new one.

Is hololive just a weeb version of WWE? Why do you guys keep using wrestling terms to discuss holos?

>>253075
Most of them are in the dark about each other's lore,she'd have to talk to them

>>253093
its hard for her to show her emotions

>another haato OP
fuck off

>>252896
Akai Haato stream*

253105
(you)

>>253066
She's a menhera and you don't need a degree for that.

>>252896
You mean during Akai Haato stream?

>>253108
>>KFP actually believes this.
wait we do since when

>>253056
>That scream
kusa

>jsut wkoe up
>missed kino
Time to kill myself

>>253102
Of course

>>250084
As it should be.

Numberfagging time:
Ame got in because of her birthday and new year party.
This month you don't see nijis. Nip commented that they play too much Apex. It alienated the fans who aren't interested in Apex and people moved to holos which play more diverse collection of games as a result.

>>253102
I'm not gonna give my veredict until she/they is/are chosen

>>253076
>Ina/Ame 81 days
inamekeks

>>253110
What is there to defend? Taking 2 days off is fine

>>253114
I'm really worried about her

>>253066
ogey
t. kfp

>>253075
>Mori/Ina: 83 days (1 days until Kiara/Ina gap is surpassed)
>Ame/Ina: 81 days
>Gura/Ina: 51 days
ina ina inaaaaa...

>>253102
I've been here long enough to remember when /jp/ was wondering
>Do you expect EN singers to top JP
The more the better, man.
No need to pick just one.

>>253066
>You probably will ask "Why Mori and not someone like Gura who is more popular?"
Why would anyone ask that when this alleged plan is implied to have been in place before debut?

>>253066
I thought it was common knowledge that Kiara's a menhera. You don't need a fancy smancy degree or case study for that

Watching Miku witness the fanatical robots BECOME AS GODS as she fights the root of the problem in Nier Automata.
While Temma also starts his own Nier Automata series, making sure to put his Human Breedeer Knight powers to good use.
Sedangkan Iofi, Risu dan Moona bermain bersama Phasmophobia.
While Akai Haato has broken free from her entrapment due the tyranical Haachama, and is calming her mind playing Minecraft. But is she truly free from the wild god's grip?
While Korone after barely 100% Kirby Dreamland before her SMOKs appearance has returned to thank her fans for allt th support and supachats.
While Coco continues to bust some yakuza heads with her husband Kiryu in Yakuza.
So friends, where we at?

>>253110
>chumbuds will defend it
you got a problem with that?

Chirudishu engurishu!

>>253069
>months from now /hlgg/ will have newfags claiming and parroting that /hlgg/ never existed on jp

>>253135
>Mori
>Rank 4
Like pottery

I wanna sex the menhera

>>253135
Ina...

>>253066
I just like it when Kiara acts like my mommy/gf/wife

>deleted
Mamaloni just took her meds.

salman

>>252896
Akai Haato is streaming.
I've missed her.

>>253076
And as a bonus, the last trinity collab was 69 days ago.

>>253076
Ina is a fake member of HoloEN.
Reminder that if it wasn’t for the recent Takotori collab, Ina would’ve gone 80 days without a Kiara collab.
That means her most recent EN collab stream would’ve been 51 days ago with Gura.
This bitch prefers to collab with ID over her own gen mates.

>>253102
I dunno man, I'm just some retard on the internet, I don't know about professional singing. I expect it's not going to hit the same niche as my oshi so it'll probably be competent but not to my taste.

>>253161
YAMERO I DON'T WANT THIS FUTURE

>>253174
based

So she's going to destroy half of the tower when she's done right?
I assume that's what the duplicator is for

As much as I love the whole Haachama schtick, I really, really missed this kind of stream.

>>253174
based

I am really concerned about Akaichama's mental health

>>253138
It's been that long? What the fuck?
Was this the ramune collab?

What are the chances of Gura streaming tonight?

>>253087
MANAGER LOVE

>>253179
>Reminder that if it wasn’t for the recent Takotori collab, Ina would’ve gone 80 days without a Kiara collab.

Reminder it was Kiara's fault to begin with.

>>253076
>Ina
>Ina
>Ina
JESAS girl, would it hurt to collab with yours genmates a little more? At this point you had more collabs with ID and Pochi than with any of the EN's. Ina should just swap with Reine if she likes the ID's so much!

BECOME AS GODS
*jump in melted steel lake*

>>253135
Teamates are so fucking poor

>>253166
can't win a game you aren't playing

>>253174
based

How the fuck does these fuckers get their messages read by Aki? HOW?

>>253174
based

>>253174
Based

>>253066
https://streamable.com/7us9pa

>>253111
independant contractors.

>>253191
25%

>>252887
In 2 hours if she streams for EU today, if not, arround 5-6 EST

>>253174
absolut basiert

>>253189
I actually think she's pretty smart.
Literally 2 streams back to back for 2 of her fanbases.

>>253102
No

>>253199
Yeah poor Amelia only the 15th most superchatted person and only makes 30k USD a month after cuts, how will she ever survive?

>>253156
Listening to Haato and Risu is a strange combo friend

>>253096

U* W*** J***, what happened to Mel?

>>253194
>it’s the fault of the chuuba with has the most collabs with her genmates
ogey. Ina just doesn’t initiate any collabs because she’s a bitch

>>253191
100% whoever tells you otherwise don't watch her

>>253076
>Ame/Ina: 81 days
Just send her a message Ame, she's willing to make the time for it

Gura
Schedule onegai

>>253171
Nah she said that she wanted to "finish it".

>>253156
>Sedangkan Iofi, Risu dan Moona bermain bersama Phasmophobia.
The only thing I understand is Risu's laugh but that's enough

>>253179
nigga, why blame ina when it was kiara's meme internet the cause of that?

>>253196
NONE OF HER GENMATES ASK HER TO COLLAB.

>>253156
Watching some comfy Haato in the morning!

>>253191
I have faith on her, so 100%

stream either of you... onegai...

>>253076
Inamefags lost a long time ago.

>>253135
4th
Reaper does it again

>>253199
I vowed never to donate again until she does the charity stream. I will blow my load when the foreplay is over.

>>253066

>>253138
I-Ina I-In - *cough cough*aa - IIIiiNnANaA

>>253148
Ina is honorary ID now.

>>253230
Kiara is the one who cancelled because she was the one who gave a faulty fucking stream time when they originally planned that collab you fucking ape.

>>253066
>In a psychopath's mind there is always a way to get more resources from a system.
Work smarter not harder, humu.

>>253242
But Ame did... we're getting Iname next week, right Inamebros?

>>253229
Nothing changed.

>>253229
Don't know, but probably related to the Among Us game they were in.

>>253056
草

>>253185
>Haato finishes the tower
>Haachama destroys it

>>253179
Probably bait but I'll bite
>>253196
Looking at the ID collab times she might be more comfortable streaming around that time? Wouldn't explain why she wasn't doing any collabs with Kiara or Mori though, since they stream at pretty similar times

I prefer Haato to Haachama

>>253230
It was literally because of the kusotori's internet, what are you on about newfagchama?

>>253240
There are three other genmates retard. She can’t ask them for a collab? Every week I see an empty gura or ame schedule with 0-1 collabs and I go,
wow - Ina is missing again. Maybe she just likes solo streaming
Then I check her twitter and her schedule is nothing but indog collabs.

>>253194
>>253240
>>253255
Funnily enough the collab was supposed to happen on the same day that all of google died so even if Kiara hadn't cancelled the collab still wouldn't have happened

>>253229
She was in a big among us collab with some non-holos. The swastika is a buddhist religious symbol, she was referring to divine protection, eg. vajra.

>Haato concernfagging is back

is there any game more boring than fucking Phasmophobia?

>>253135
>Nip commented that they play too much Apex.
Everyone is absolutely sick of Apex at this point, even nips.

what's the quickest way to getting banned in Ame's chat?

>>253066
Archive reps since EN debut for you.

>>253273
same

>>253257
So she replaces Anya, who is now honorary JP.
So we need an honorary EN.
I would've gone for Haachama, but she ded.

>>253281
Among Us

>>253247
I paid Shion a visit last night

>>253273
Same

>>253066
>I have a degree in psychology
Can you please give me your name and school you attended? I will kindly ask them to revoke your license since every self respecting psychologist will never assume things about people outside of their cabinet.

>>253277
thankys anon

>>253284
FULL CAPS

>>253192
mamaloni... please draw porn again...

>>253191
Did anyone else do the semen manifestation thing last night?
I feel like we have a good chance at a schedule, but it would be better if more people were participating.

>>253161
They will come in droves from an unknown land, rewrite history and control the narratives, ending the culture that already exists, such as the end and beginning of all things

>>253190
>Was this the ramune collab?
Yes they have not had a single collab that was just those two since

>>253301
Her limiters, Anon. They're already beginning to break

Reminder to do your Wah Wah World reps.
it's at 965k
https://youtu.be/pXD4BbYludc

>>253284
spam nigger in all caps

>>253304
>>>/x/

>>253191
0%, you get a new schedule at best.

>>253275
Some people are too obsessed with collabs. Even if Ina collabed more with ID than EN by the end of the year that wouldn't matter. All of EN talk offstream to each other so they're good friends regardless.

>>253284
type GURA FULL CAPS x10

>>253105
Yes

>>253284
PLAY GWENT
LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>253281
Minecraft

>>253273
Notme

>>253316
This song sucks and doesn't deserve 1m views!

>>253284
Test if the bot filters /vt/

>>253235
they both talk about how Clubhouse 51 was one of their favorite collabs. whats the feckin holdup

>>253242
Then why not do the asking if they won't?

>>253235
Sorry don't wanna bug Ina since she's too busy, especially if she has to take a vacation day for the collab.

>>253324
>talk offstream
ame said they don't talk offstream that often anymore, since they're all busy with their own thing.

>>253284
GWENT

>>253076
All Iname keks have off to go off of is the taiwanese schizo art and the time Ame and Ina agreed that their clubhouse 51 stream was their fave streams but Ame switched that to the Outer Wilds Sun Station landing stream.

>>253135
>Polka made the list
Bless

>>253135
I'd donate more if I could catch her streams on time. My job and fit reps are preventing that, and I can't abandon them.

>>253284
write AME MY DOG DIED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>253066
god I wish

>>253284
You have so many options, but my only question is why

>Risu's thread is just anons talking directly to Risu.
What a weird thread.

>>253066
>She is an extremely rational individual.
>It is impossible to predict Kiara's behavior.
These are contradictions

>>253105
They're all too intimidated to collab with the daikouhai.

>>253174
based

>>253316
>Wah Wah World
No thanks

>>253281
ARK

>>253295

>>253284
"AME HELLO FROM /jp/ I THINK IF YOU FIX YOUR OBS YOU CAN PLAY GWENT WITHOUT LAG"

>>253284
AME A DOG DIES IN THIS MOVIE LET'S GOOOOOO!

>>253274
and even then had the internet worked all of Google's servers died that day so no matter what it wasn't gonna happen it's like the universe conspired against it

>>253284
Being a glow in the dark cia agent

>>253261
I thought next week was another Ina/Anya collab?

>>253135
pretty dumb rrat, they could go to anyone and there were plenty of "big" events for hololive members this month.

>>253316
I like the song
t. deadbeat

>>253337
And yet she collabs with Indos and puts member streams on fridays in their fucking timezone. Not an excuse.

>>253361
U.... uooo...

>>253087
> Can't get gura Project diva permission despiste Cover having Sega permission
EN management sucks ass

>>253273
Agreed

>>253284
AME YOU'RE GURA'S GIRLFRIEND RIGHT, CAN YOU KISS AND POUND HER CUNNY ON STREAM FOR US????!!!!

>>253341
Oh shit really? Uhhhh they're still close in spirit maybe?

>>253363
Winner

>>253371
Let me beleeb in double collab

>>253242
That's just like her, being a passive bitch that needs others to take initiative for her, is this your priestess Takos? SAD!

>>253066
Ogey rrat, time for your meds.

Phasmophobia sure is stale now huh, at least there was some good giggles and screams out of it.

>>252744
Pochi is like Ui, honourable holo.

>>253191
define who's tonight, probably 0 for EU

>>253288
Reine. She's already collabed with Kiara and Ame, Mori asked her for a collab, and Gura sang her song.

>>253066
>4) Kiara never takes responsibility for her words or actions. In her mind it's always someone else's fault.
You know...except for the many times she has explicitly stated that she's at fault for saying something weird or outlandish.

>>253363
>/jp/
Use /vt/

I'm making 3D models of Hololive EN.
Links: https://twitter.com/lexferreira89 https://sketchfab.com/lexferreira89/models

SAY HER NAME

>>253346
Implying that this isn't the only pieces of evidence that every shitty /u/ ship has.

Cardboard steams are fun

>>253388
I mean Gura literally DM'd her on stream around 2 in the morning and it was the return to monke meme

>>253288
Reine and Ollie are Honorary EN, since they only speak indog when they are with ID1 or with Anya

>>253382
I believe they already has it by now. It's just Enma want to play it safe

>>253410
Is it nsfw?

>>253316
I love my boi, but even she can't save that song.

>>253411
Twappers...

>>253411
tanline tomboy....

>>253341
But Gura was just talking about how she likes talking to Mori on discord in her most recent Minecraft stream.

>>253410
Thanks.

>>253411
Ame..

>>253388
>in spirit
No they have cells interlinked which keep them interlinked. How off the baseline are you to have suggested that?

>>253388
Ame thinks that because no one speaks to HER specifically...

Cheating on Akai with Haachama!

>>253353
I barely understand it so I'll take your word for it.

>>253382
>just negotiate mechanical licenses for dozens of songs by different authors
ogey

>get separate onsens
>end up in the same one anyway
what did takamori mean by this?

>>253341
>Mori and Kiara obviously talk offstream
>Gura recently said that she talks to Mori offstream
Sounds like they just don't talk to Ame

>>253435
Dykes

>>253400
>>253419
But it has to be a JP, otherwise we'd be down two IDs.

>>253272
>Wouldn't explain why she wasn't doing any collabs with Kiara or Mori though
Maybe she just doesn't want to collab with her genmates? She seems much more eager to draw with Pochi and Loafy than to actually play with the EN's

>>253179
>reminder that if the thing that happened didn't happen, things would be different!
Wow stunning observation retard

>>253436
Damn...

>>253273
Me too

>>253272
>Looking at the ID collab times she might be more comfortable streaming around that time? Wouldn't explain why she wasn't doing any collabs with Kiara or Mori though, since they stream at pretty similar times

Maybe, just maybe, they didn't ask? Reminder she was the first person to respond to Mori about the fucking Tabletop collab.

>>253429
BASED

>>253432
Making Akai my wife and Haachama my gf!

>>253432
>cheat on Haachama with Akai
>she attacks you with a knife at night over it, accusing you of having betrayed her with Haato
>it was her all along anyway, she just has a multiple personality disorder

>>253196
>Anya and Pochi
Fatechads stick together.

>>253108
She may not be rational but she is a kind and caring senpai... also she will claw out the eyes of any one who hurts her daughter Nene and force feed them their tongue.

>>253426
don't forget Gura also sent Kiara messages when she obtained 1st try-dent in full caps

>>253415
do boxxbeats really?

>>253411
Timmy!

>>253436
gura definitely talks to ame the most off-stream but ogey

>>253388
>>253426
>>253436
look, it's just dumbasses trying to spin ame's words into another version of "THEY HATE EACH OTHER"

>>253429
>that head
this was almost a god tier pic

>>253426
Truth is that none of the genmates like talking to Ame cause she's talentless...

>>253341
Gura has said she's talked to Mori off stream multiple times, same with Ina and Kiara
It more sounds like no one talks to Ame

https://files.catbox.moe/hhg4zb.mp4

>>253432
>Akai haato
Pure happy sex
>Haachama
Baby making degenerate sex that involves eating her cooking

>>253436
Because Ame is fucking autistic and never initiates conversations herself. When Gura is the one DM'ing you first, you know there's an issue

>>253432
Don't stick your dick in crazy

>>253411
toi...
https://streamable.com/5itluc

>>253411
Towa...

haachama eroi

>>253284
GO TO SLEEP

>>253464
>Akai Haato for vanilla loving
>Haachama for real degenerate shit
That's kind of hot...

Lorewise who's the strongest Hololive member including their weapons?

>OMG AME IS SO AUTISTIC SHE'S TEARING EVERYONE APART CAUSE SHE NEVER MESSAGES ANYONE, OMG CALLI IS SUCH A BETTER FRIEND TO GURA CAUSE SHE TALKS TO HER ON DISCORD NOW
yeah that's how you guys sound

>>253066
You have to remember, just like Gura and Mori, Kiara is not a human. Despite seeming nice they are not your friends. We are not on the same level as them and cannot truly see eye to eye. They are dangerous and should be treated as such.

>>253087
Who tops?

>>253485
There's an entire thread dedicated to this question, anon.

>>253462
Luna...please stop having seizures...

>>253341
>>253341
Ame just... prefers being alone maybe. You look at one of the things she usually does when not streaming -- it's sitting alone doing nothing or some self-reflection.

>>253284
Fake chink spam

>>253486
ameantis are pathetic

>>253480
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sniff sniff sniff* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>253485
If we take Mori out of the equation then probably Kiara and Ina

>>253460

>>253484
>They might switch at any moment

>>253459
f..fixed?

>>253174
based

>>253486
>ctrl+f
>"calli"
>1/1
go back

>>253353
It's more like a "try to find Risu" thread instead of a "Talk to Risu" thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ua2GqVvKA
Tortellini...

>>253451
You DID roll for Pochi-mama's craft essence, right?

>>253485
Refer to the powerlevel chart

>>253485
Yukari can *literally* changes the rules of reality as she pleases. You can't possibly say ANYONE is mo--
wait, fuck

>>253484
This is a body made for the worse (best) type of sex

>>253382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H8yN9bLg98
But they have permissions for it.

thoughts?

>deadbeats and kfpfags trying so desperately to push the narrative that gura doesn't talk to ame
kek

>>253066
>kiara is a menhara leech
Lies and slander

Haachama is dead

Why does everyone tells me that I lack critical information? I don't even like that charlie guy

>>253508
>Fuck Haato a bit too hard
>This triggers the switch

>>253341
>Ame thinks no one is talking anymore because they are busy
>everyone is actually talking in different channels that Ame is not in
Reine... Reine you're the only one who talks to me...
Even Gura won't message me anymore...
Reine please come live on the EN server...
Please I want to go fishing with you...
Reine please I am so lonely...

>>253509
it's only better because you can't see how fucked that chin/neck/ear area is, so unironically, yes.

>>253199
Why would I supacha when I can just be a Member forever and ever. Besides, SCs are a fucking scam in my currency.

*notices your dick*

I wonder if the girls have a private group chat with just the five of them. Talking in the main discord in front of the managers is probably pretty restrictive.

>>253515
>stuck with Raita
Nah

>>253066
I already knew this and this is exactly why Kiara is based and I want to breed superhuman amoral children with her while Mori watches. You are WEAK, THING, and BREAKABLE if you're actually intimidated by her.
t. deadbeat and sociopath

>Haato is literally a schizo now
Mmmmm HAATONS!?

>>253526
it's more like gnomes but it has become really pathetic some people think Ame is a terrible friend for Gura just because Kiara and Mori have started talking to her more

>>253528
There was weakness just there for a second.
She's still there....hanging on... like a spider on a web.

>>253529
>he didn't know

>>253490
Enma for most of the time

>>253516
Sora love!

>>253490
Jenma. Angels are like that

>>253458
please andastand I need to paint Ame in a negative way even though I'm making it up and Gura and Ame message each other on discord sending rando memes, otherwise I will suffer withdrawal without my dosage of shitting on her

>>253066
>I have a degree in psychology
An associate's in feminist studies is not a M.Sc. in psych.

>>253529

>>253494
Ame and Gura need each other.
Gura needs someone to keep her company and spend time cuddled together watching a movie from time to time.
And Ame needs someone like Gura to get her life on track for real.

They should buy a nice lakeside house with plenty of greenery and a nice garden. Ame can walk the dogs while Gura does some chores and cooks.
They can still have plenty of time to themselves in the house, but they know the other one is always there if need be.

>>253524
Ponytails turns me on

>>253460
Ame forever living rentfree in Gnomes' heads.

>.webm: Video too long max: 120s
Well, I guess I can't post this soundpost of Ame dancing to the Gusty Gardens theme

>>253066
That's hot. I want to fuck my chickenwife even more.

>>253548
I'm loving this story arc. I have no doubt that the stream she does for 1 million is gonna be the wildest shit ever.

So is the only public EN stream today Ame's Nier stream?

>>253526
T. Deadbeat

Haato just referred to herself as Haachama, she's taking over.

>>253540
Unlikely since the potential to mix them up is still there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h162TH-2RMw

>>253066
>he doesnt know she was a stripper before
oof

>>253353
It's the only thread on this board, beside this one, that I'm in

>>253395
It was always a game that was only good for one weekend. Once the initial magic wears off and all you see are the game mechanics, there's barely anything to it.

>watching Ame's SMG stream from last night
>first the slingstar galaxy and then the water galaxy
Gonna be honest this is impressive how retarded one person can be

>>253562
Are you expecting Hiro to see this and change the filesize limit out of shame?

https://files.catbox.moe/1kche1.mp4

Does Haachama play any games except Minecraft?

>>253191
for members

>>253569
They are merging together

>>253526
t.kfp

>>253531
I
Ain't that something she falls in a well she becomes Haachama. Gets kicked by a mule returns to Akai Haato... I don't know?

>>253068
why isnt there audio on /vt/
that seems like a self defeating feature

>>253316
I just imagine them dancing to this and it's hilarious cute and cringe at the same time.
As it should be.

>>253066
I like DANGEROUS women.

>>253533
REINEEEEEEEEEE MY GENMATES HATE MEEEEEEE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>253569
Stop spreading bullshit rrats, she asked "who is haachama"

>>253562
just make it shorter anon, it's worth it

>>253587
i know she played muse dash that one time

>>253341
Ame is a dumb loser. She's a massive introvert that craves social interaction and attention but doesn't actively look for it.
She's going to alienate her friends and be alone forever. Then she'll wonder "why am I alone?" and realize that the problem lies within herself.
She'll try to fill that void by hiring tons of male prostitutes or going on tinder and trying to find and maintain some artificial relationship. It'll go well for the first few months, but then she'll slowly regress to her introverted, apathetic self. And that's when they'll leave her.

Ame's personality type is doomed to a life of solitude and failure.

>>253587
I remember she played dark soul before

>>253567
unless Gura does something

>>253587
She can speedrun getting over it and is also pretty good at tetris I think.

Telling Akai I love Haachama more!

>>253586
based

>>253586
Based rage comic poster

>>253601
Ame is just like me...

>>253597
then why was she so surprised

>>253587
Shit computer andastsnd

>>253566
>It's a big crossover with Ame and Coco hitting 1 million at the same time.
>Sister and EN0 genmate are conflicted as to whether Haachama and Haato have to be merged or seperated in order to survive.

>>253316
>reminder to listen to kiara
No thanks!

>>253490
Jenma

>>253605
monster

>>253601

>>253587
She used to play Muse Dash a bunch
Like a lot of the Holos....

>>253586
I LOVE THIS EASILY EXCITABLE CAPTAIN!

>>253601
It's very relatable to probably 90% of this site. That's why /hlgg/ has always been Ame General.

>>253545
kiara doesn't talk to gura off stream that much either
gurame are the only duo that talk to each other so often that sometimes they'll get a message from the other while they're still live

>>253575
Hi Risu. You were extra cute today but I didn't know what the hell you were talking about. You and Moona planning an indog learning stream beyond simple phrases?

I had a dream about Risu last night

Is there an archive of haachama's pre-holocaust streams? I'm trying to find her playing FNAF VR with A-chan

>>253591
t.deadbeat

>>253612
so just like mine...

>wake up to find haato is alive
BASED

>>253587
She does Ringfit, when managers decide it is safe to do so.

don't open

>>253635
t. akodachi

>>253480
Who’s the artist for this?

>>253066
idk what you wrote and it's too much for me to read, but I LOVE Takanashi Kiara!
Thank you for listening.

>>253601
>Ame's personality type is doomed to a life of solitude and failure.
Hey just like me!

>>253628
how do you know?

>>253659
treerrat

>>253638
watch the unarchived stream, it was a plot stream where Haato took over Haachama: https://mega.nz/file/FZZQzbqL#32nDwiTYStCdHwMqMHXhIzo-c71IGbDRE8lHw4Rkhqc

I FUCKING HATE THIS SCHIZO BITCH

>>253628
the two literally know each others addresses, if a paranoid shart like Gura gives you her address it means she fucking trusts you, and besides the two are introverts who don't know how to carry out a conversation cause one worries she'll say something too weird and the other thinks she doesn't know enough interesting things or hobbies to create an interesting conversation. I know Ame is doing a bit of her social reps seeing how well her Reine collab turned out and for Gura well I just hope she doesn't beat herself down too much

>>253601
Just like me! except the failure part!

>>253653
GURA

>>253512
>calli

>>253650
t.eamate

I am Risu.

LovEnma

>>253631
Did you eat her ass?

Why so many rrats

Korosan is getting hyped up because she's good at a game made for 7 year olds

>>253515
>roll over 250 sq on Prisma banner
>still don't have Miyu
I'm fucking broke right now. Fuck gacha.

>>253631
That's nuts

>>253689
>no streams
I wonder.

>>253668
>>253605
when will you both shut up, do whatever you want, no need to announce it

Thoughts?

>>253587
she played euro track sim before and TABS

>>253577
>played alongside her in the previous session
>got stuck in a 2 hour meeting for work as soon as her stream began
>sprinted through the levels like a madman to catch up with her by the end
Thank God she did the Bouldergeist challenge, but I'm also equally impressed she passed it without ragequitting

>>253686
I want to eat cunny-oni's ass.
t. deadbeat

>>253667
will do thank

G-GURA?!

>>253682
Nice try Mori.

>>253699
Love

>>253354
I'm glad you're here to set this guy straight every day, must be a tiring and thankless job.

>>253699
My wife!

>>253689
unironically because there were no rrats
Ame has 0 narratives left against her, so might as well make some up out of thin air

>>253699
Round

>>253698
Haachama will never be an EN

The only two reason Gura like Amelia, is one she the first person to call her stupid and believe that a sign of a good friendship and second the other girls are awake in a different time zone.