/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

congratulations on the new hag

>>2432780
welcome new hag

Hagbros... what went wrong?

HAG LOVE!

>>2435388
Not enough shilling of our own hags.

Doesn't hag sound kinda mean? "Cake" like Christmas Cake might be a little less off-putting.

Tfw
>Insult OP from last hag thread for not having Aki
>Aki is here now
Good man....good man.

>>2440884
Cake is over 25 though, this thread is for over 30s

Hop in everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFq7GphfT_w

>>2440770
Lowdown on Koopa for those that don't know her.
>Lonely oldfag cake that started streaming cus she was obsessed with Holos
>Cooks and bakes a lot, but complains she doesn't have somebody to eat the food with and share
>Baby crazy and wants to breed like mad and start a family
>Into mecha, toku, sentai and anime in general
>Complains about boomer things on weird tangents
>When asked her ideal date, she has so little experience she doesn't know what to even call a date
>Chronically ill, but tries her best
>Insanely flexible
>Works out and prides herself on her pelvic floor
>Owns more guns than you
>"Wow, I'm getting really sweaty. I'm gonna shower after the stream"
>Free ara aras
>Will read you bedtime stories and tuck you in
>Will stream even if she's dying
>Gets drunk and talks over movies

reminder that Aki has a voicepack where she is a drunken hag aggressively hitting on you

https://files.catbox.moe/key0no.wav
https://files.catbox.moe/m3dyu8.wav

>Mio will never spoil you

>>2443069
I would not be able to make it through this. It's too much. Where do I get this? I need more like you wouldn't believe. Gimme love man

>>2443233
you can find this specific one in her recent birthday shit on geekjack, you can also find some older files on nyaa but since Aki is one of the least subbed Holos, you should consider supporting her if you can afford it

>>2441700
We get it Koopa, you want a husband and a father for your future children. It's fine, because I'm here reay to fill that role.

>>2443246
These audio files are a bit expensive. Any idea how long each one is?

>>2443300
Wrong, Koopa is looking for a son.

>>2443340
the drunken seduction specifically is 12 mins long, as someone who bought it after long deliberation - worth

>>2444141
Also out of all the ways to financially support a holo voice packs end up with the most going to the girl herself, so I'm quite happy to buy voice packs even if it wasn't "worth it" since jewtube doesn't take a huge cut and they don't have to pay production costs to make extra merch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEnBY69l1G8

hag dokidoki asmr, timestamp in the comments

>>2432780
>Patra
She is hag???? wtf did i miss

>>2443069
>you will never get abosolutey shitfaced with Aki and have sloppy baby making sex with her until both of you pass out

Aki is actually pretty young though, she just sounds mature

>>2445002
She turns 40 next year

>>2445002
fucking newfag. lurk more.

>>2445110
I'll bite (You)s addicting faggot,
but there is no proof of her age in archives or jap Internets but i believe she is in the same age group as Furea since they are friends and all

>>2445638
lurk. more.

I'm not as weak willed as some of the faggots in this board are. do your reps and figure shit out on your own or fuck off.

>>2445692
Welcome to 4channel my friend, hopefully you will like it here

>>2445013
1987 still qualifies as hag tho

>>2445819
lol, you're funny dude. I knew I liked this thread. what's your favorite momo song?

>>2445692
Literally the entire point of this thread is spoonfeeding roommate info, the OP has a list of v-tubers over 30

>>2444141
>$20
>12 mins.
I wish they didn't make decisions like this so difficult. If they would just go for something like 30mins: $10-15, I'd splurge.
I'll buy it, but probably just in a few weeks.
Idol prices are painful.

>>2445951
no, the point of the thread is to discuss the chuubas in the OP, roommate posting is forbidden by the rules anon!

>>2446002
that's the normal rate, most of choco's paid stuff is 10min for $6

>>2446051
You sure about that one? One of the anons dropped CBs for some of Choco's, and the price doesn't line up with the ratio.

>>2446002
I'd say it's best to buy the pack with the other [non-ASMR] sound file, if only cause you get a bonus track you can't buy separately
I didn't and slightly regret not going for it, but the ASMR bit alone already makes me satisfied

>>2445008
Why you must hurt me this way anon

>>2446173
I was talking about choco's roommate

>>2446318
DLsite?

>>2446351
not anymore, they're all taken down. I'm pretty confident on the rate though

>>2446382
>not anymore, they're all taken down.
Damnit, Cover...Any links to alternative sites? MEGA? CBs?

>>2446467
I don't have shit bro sorry. here's the DEAD LINK if that helps you on your search.
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax-touch/work/=/product_id/RJ277717.html

>>2446485
Thanks. A few sites have the file, but none I trust. I'll never understand the mindset of someone who trades at geekjack's rates.

>>2446814
same dude

>>2446814
Got you fren https://litter.catbox.moe/lst5p6.zip expires in one day.

>>2448313
HE-RO~

>>2432780
>Aki and Alker
Based OP

>>2443086
Hurts to live

Are we actually sure Aki is a hag? It's probably likely but I'm really not sure about adding her to the OP if we don't have a confirmed age, which I've never seen of her before

>>2444978
>Kurea-chan heartbeat ASMR
God bless

>>2452198
without dipping into any sort of dox material, she did say on Holotalk that she's been doing belly dance for a decade now, and that's not including the fairly lengthy surgery break which makes that more into 11 years
I doubt exotic dance is the kind of thing a japanese girl takes up any earlier than 18

>>2452281
she specifically said she'd been doing it from a very young age. I guess she always wanted it to be part of her idol image

>>2443426
I am willing to be husband father and son

>all these gako iterashai
I'm surprised Mio can get such a young audience, guess hag fever starts early

>>2453512
you start off wanting a mom, you end up wanting a mommy

>>2453512
hagsexuality is just oneeXshota for grownups

>>2443069
Please has someone got the full versions of this

>>2458051
Yeah. The online store.

drinking with Aki in virtual shibuya!
carrying drunk Aki to the station!
drunk Aki vomiting into your bag!
laying Aki down on bed!
comfy warm unconscious sex with drunk Aki!

Fubuki rhythmically grinding on your lap as she plays this game

lionbros

>>2440884
>Doesn't hag sound kinda mean?
Yes, until you start to see it as a term of endearment.

>>2469059
it's too early to fap anon...

>>2469180
Friend is a degenerate. Like all of us. She'd offer you a place to stay and then you'd wake up with her handcuffing you to the bedframe.

>>2465528
God I want to be Peko's stepfather

>>2469059
I wonder what it's like having a wife with bellydancing hip control

>>2474936
Would make you cum and call her mommy by just moving her hips side to side.

Cute hags

>>2471222
welcome to Kurokami time, NOT FRIEND

>>2469180
>>2471222
It's too early for me to get this hard

>>2481774
Best hags. If I spoke Japanese, I'd move to Japan and tell them the gaikainiki love older women and not to give up on marriage yet!

>>2481814
Kuro-sama is my Master, not friend. I am a slave.

>>2432780
I didn't know Kurea was a hag, that's a surprise. I'd love to have Shizurin doing regular Minecraft streams again.

>>2432780
>he linked Alker
Based. My work here is done. Now everyone will know of this sexy old woman's quiet charm.

>>2440884
It's not mean, it's the official term for all sexy women over 30.

>>2486046
I actually looked her up before adding her and she's pretty nice. Also I like that she has a distinct art-style on her model for a change.

>>2440884
I see ばばあ or BBA used a lot for Korone in her streams, even from when she was young. It means hag though

>>2481774
I love these old friends, shame SMOK is more alive than gamers, but at least they played together with Watame in monhan
Fun fact: Mio joined hololive to spend more time with her friend
https://youtu.be/elL7NK5Se4A

>>2486299
I thought BBA was "Big Bang Aneki", from all the old hags 2hu art on pixiv, reserved for big breasted old ladies.

>>2486344
They sung Stardust Song together at V-Carnival which was a great moment

>>2486158
>she's pretty nice
She's a very sweet and playful person, but with a tough streak that makes her an urban legend on /wvt/, which makes for a lot of funposting, which I enjoy.
>I like that she has a distinct art-style on her model
She's a megucafag and draws and rigs all her own assets, as well as tons of fanart of other chuubas. She also has the fastest pencil in the west and can finish colored pencil fanart of a streamer in the middle of their stream, and often makes a new costume for herself just for the hell of it. Love this hag!

>>2486395
https://jisho.org/word/%E5%A9%86

>>2486513
That's the kanji though, I'm talking about the romaji "BBA"
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/BBA
Boing Boing actually

>>2486837
what do you think that romaji is short for dude?

>>2486344
Fubuki is lucky to have a friend like Mio.

My fave hag is Pochi-mama!

>>2474936
Dated a pajeet girl for a while that did belly dancing.
Cowgirl was actually mind blowing. Goddamn I miss her sometimes.

>>2486344
Well we now have Gamers, SMOK, SENPAITACHI and OKBR all fighting for stream time. I wish we could get equal content for them all but it's just not possible.

>>2486988
Miko is also lucky to have had Mio. Without Gamers we might've actually lost Miko at some point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXCU5QDG90Q

>>2487020
t. shota

taiga!

>>2491530
Those pupils behold things of legends..

>>2491530
The Ender Of Streams....

>>2491530
You can see in his eyes that he's a cunt haha

How do I get my boomer Russian roommate into Botan?

>>2507032
>Russian
As soon as he sees the Adidas-like markings on her outfit, he'll go full simp. It's in their nature.

How old is Aki exactly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viUn35oHPDo
Mio is trying to win with the dopping queen, Agnes.

>>2469059
>imagining raping her instead of imagining her saying "okay do whatever you want" then patting you on the head and calling you a "good boy" while you fuck the shit out of her.

>>2486299
there's two things to keep in mind:

she lives with and talks about her grandma quite often.

and secondly she has a lot of traditional tastes, im not talking about liking games from the 80s and 90s, she has often talked about stuff that would generally be the interest of someone in their 70s (probably a side effect of living with an elderly relative for a long time)

>>2509999
Does she knit or something?

is it true ||luna is a hag that larps as a baby??||

>>2515007
No, she is an actual baby... There might be a place on the internet where she uploads pictures of herself, if you really must know (and are willing to pay).

>>2515207
Luna is not a baby, she is a Sekushi Purincesu

luna isn't a hag

yet

>>2509999
Isn't only talking with her grandma for multiple years that gave her that old ass weird accent?

>>2517057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc-zhFcuBa8 This is more or less her "normal" voice. Not sure if her daily voice is accented or what qualifies as one but her current Korone voice has been more and more heavily accented lately.

is coco... a hag?

>>2432780

>>2520040
no, just look at her face dude

Any /k/ommandos? This feels noguns but I'm not sure
>>2516777
KEK, perfect

>>2520040
her roommate is in her early 30s

Hag Aki love!!!
she is just too good

>>2445874
I wonder where they got this info

>>2452198
She is definitely older than 25, with her likes and used things

>>2441700
Sounds pretty hot, too bad she's probably ugly AF irl or she's already hit the wall hard. No other reason someone like that would be lonely at this age.

>>2520162
Do girls just go through a really rough period between 25 and 30? I doubt she's that old but it doesn't seem impossible to look like that if she's been taking care of her skin all her life

>>2521319
She's 32, it's Japan there's women in their 50s who don't look a day over 25

>>2517313
Maybe she care less and less about hiding it, that would be pretty funny.

>>2517057
Her family (including grandma) is from Tohoku but she grew up in Kansai so her accent ended up as a weird mix of the two

Big drake

>>2469180
Playing Mario Kart with Fubuki!
Feeling her squirm in your lap with the sole purpose of trying to distract you, stopping for a minute every time you ask what she's doing!
Finally having enough and pushing her over your knee!
Lifting Fubuki's fluffy tail and slapping her fox butt while she squirms!

Is Watame a hag? I thought she was just a cake.

>>2520040
I grew up on most of the same cartoons, and I'm 20. A ton of stuff from the 90s re-ran well into the late 00s, so I don't think you can draw any conclusions from that.

rescue bump

>>2529634
Do your archive reps

>>2507101
(Almost no one cares about adidas in Russia, it's too expensive for 90% of russians anyway)

I am filled with a great sadness.

>>2536943
Eh, counterfeits are easily available.

>>2527383
isn't this a man

>>2536943

Bakatare MH stream
https://youtu.be/5hpIJbDX6WQ

>>2539043
https://youtu.be/OJCkpv45xCg
https://youtu.be/i-_a2v0-kYM
Sheep and elf viewpoints

these hags have no right to be so cute

>>2537911
Looks female to me

>>2539043
>>2539197
>>2539298
Bakatare at the same time as the full gen 5 collab, why is japan like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oN4BcfmoPA
Come watch Mio draw

>>2537911
How would Dola be a man? Are you insane?

>>2541214
Also, she's playing with horse pussy right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRmdoSGiHU

>>2529017
>not nonchalantly humping her in return while retaining your first place

What would you do to appease your hag and make her choose you over the plethora of other fans she has?

>>2550850
Everything. But whatever I do, it would just end up being a bother to her. She doesn't need me.

>>2465974
Anon please I get paid in pesos and covid destroyed my income I literally cannot afford it

>>2550850
If I was going to try, first step would be pretending not to be a fan.

>>2551170
lmao, bad luck

Does Korone hate EOPs? Her newest original song has no subtitles unlike Polka's and Aqua's. It makes me think people like Korone, Pekora, Miko, and Fubuki hate EOPs while people like Polka and Aqua love all of their fans regardless of language. What do you think?

>>2552564
I think you need to take your bait somewhere else

>>2552645
I think you need to explain to me why there's no English subs.

>>2552652
Polka's song didn't have subs for like a week, go be a rrat somewhere else

>>2552564
"Hey Guys" and "XPOTATO" are in the song lyrics so

>>2552564
>Does Korone hate EOPs?
Can you at least try a little harder?
She regularly says "I love you guys!" in english.

>>2552715
I'm pretty sure it was very quickly after release if not with release. Let's see if Korone adds subs, but considering the other girls that aren't Polka and Aqua then I doubt it.

>>2552731
>>2552868
Pandering without the work. You would think she would work to have subs like Polka or Aqua. In fact Aqua is the most surprising by far. I didn't think Aqua would do something like that, but you would think Fubuki and Korone would do something like that. Is it because they're old?

>>2552564
Retard spotted, leave

>>2552905
Try smarter, not harder. They obviously don't sub stuff themselves, or have much to do with the production at all (aside from the singing).

>>2552981
It's obvious that they don't sub the stuff themselves, but they are the ones that likely petition for someone to sub these songs at hololive. The question is why someone like Polka or Aqua would do it, but why someone like Korone and Fubuki wouldn't.

who cares about EOPs tho, let them learn

Please ignore the retard who stumbled in here from global because he's too fucking stupid to find the Korone thread and ctrl+f'ed Korone and found this one. Let this also be a reminder that gatekeeping your threads with Japanese names in the title just fucking works

>>2553030
This is still relevant as it appears hags are the ones that don't like to put English CC in their original songs.

Though I guess it's not entirely correct as Watame does do it for her songs. Is it just some hags or what?

>>2553114
You can't be insulting hags after mentioning Polka so much

>>2553011
>Polka
desperate
>Aqua
who knows what she's thinking

>Koone
probably forgot or was too busy fucking
>Fubuki
she's just a bitch

need more of korones draque

>>2445076
>>2445638
I was a /jp/ anon around the time Patra debuted and I remember anons talking about her roommate in a thread. However I forgot who was so I decided to check archives and apparently she lied about her age and she has a kid or two. Her real age was around 40 when this drama happened so yeah, do the math

Idk how much of this is true or not but it's all on the archives so if you want more, lurk there

>>2554986
Rrats are not always trustable anon...
even when its on jp sites

Who is the best english speaking hag?

>>2557400
probably Aki

>>2550850
I've thought about it, and I don't think there's anything I COULD do.

thats enough lusting over hags

>>2558022
Taiga, shut up.

>>2558022
No chance. The implications over Mio not wearing underwear at night makes my mouth drool like im thinking about freshly baked white chocolate cookies

>>2550850
actually ask her out on a date irl

>>2558071
But... Mio does not wear underwear, in addition probably not one of the hags do
Imagine... drool...

>>2558049
hag cats only

Uohhhhhhhh! Hag erotic! Hag belly erotic!!!! (ToT)

>>2558022
TAIGA HATE

>>2558644
is this oc? very well done if so, anon
i want to see aki's toned tummy next

>>2558644
>>2559161
If it is, do Aqua please!

>>2552564
Listener-san thread coming in handy.

>>2559161
>>2559444
Sorry not OC, but I remember getting it from /jp/, and they said that the girls themselves drew this a while ago. Can anyone else can confirm?

>>2560279
Yeah, Korone draws exactly like that...

>>2560418
I meant one of the girls. I'll look for the original post later.

>>2558071
>>2558443
What if it's an invitation to breed her in the middle of the night in case the mood strikes you?

Hag womb

>>2441700
I thought she was like 27 at the oldest. Is she legitimately old enough that mommy gf isn’t just a meme?

>>2541577
I can't pass up the opportunity of driving her mad by the fact that someone quite a bit younger than her is scolding and punishing her.

>>2465528

>>2465528
Who do we have to appease at Cover to get a generation of Holomoms?

>>2572347
But we already have Holo moms. Oh wait, that is not what you meant.

>>2558644
>okayu belly

im gonna architect

oh, cake!

>>2580134
MIO NO

https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1382733968236158976?s=20

UOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>2563566
nice thoughts, anon

>>2580185
Aki time it is!

>>2580185
I don't have a Gosling strong enough for this

>>2580185
I wish my oshi would twitcast from the bathtub at 2am....

>>2582242
who is your oshi?
Aki is a loving oshi!

>>2582459
Watame, so she's almost always still streaming at 2am to be fair, just from her computer chair not the bath

>>2582520
well, streaming from the bath could be seen as a lewd action, not many do them

>>2432780
I'd like to remind everyone that Aki is the best performing hag when it comes to singing and dancing.

Belly Dancing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6kXAzNbG-4&lc=z22ejfv55nnnx3tczacdp43b2pwhrg2oasxlx20iuwlw03c010c
Rozen Maiden OP
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y5-Fl2ExIA
Original song "Shallys"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7rtNaGlls&t=0s
Original song "Heroine Audition" 3DMV
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN--w_NA6hs&t=2s

>>2582520
She could be convinced to do it, im sure

>>2580185
Would you buy an Aki oshiri mousepad anons?

>>2582798
Nice post anon!!
Aki is truly the best!

>>2582961
Of course, anon, would you?

>>2582798
I prefer Mio when it comes to singing, but Aki is pretty fucking good. Also I'm 99% sure she created the language in Shallys so that's pretty impressive.

>>2582798
>heroine audition
Don't do that to us dyslexics, man.

>>2591178
Horse pussy in an hour

I'm impressed how Korone managed to dance this. It looks very complicated to do.

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/6069f81282309-korone-side-by-side-comparison-onegai-darling.php

>>2440884
We're taking it back.

>>2600602
It's not really that complicated and it's been popular for a while so she's probably practiced a lot.