/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i watch Nijisanji

I want to take the resident Schizo of every general, have then kidnapped and thrown into a ring to fight eachother.
Only to watch each of them too afraid to do anything for their freedom and then shoot the winner with an 1866 Winchester

>>25095857
>Sister IRYS
>half demon
Hmmmmm

I cum inside Ina last night.

I've chummed to Gura's big Jewish schnowzer more times than I can keep count

>>25096497
The angel half that's pon and talks about anime offsets the demon half that is horny and sexual

I’m horny at work again

>>25096043
based

I cancelled all my memberships & subs besides to a handful of Holos. I've gotten burned out after watching a bunch of 2views/small corpos and realized I'm happier just basically watching a show & being able to come & go with no problem instead of having some menhera sad if I miss a stream.

>>25095857
I used to jerk off to loli hentai, now I jerk off to Gura.

>>25098996
Isn't that the same thing

I don't watch any Asian chuubas cause they're always weird or broken

>>25095857
I find you obnoxious on stream and your singing is just average to my ears.

Watching VTubers has made me lust for sex and cock more.
I'm a heterosexual male.

I haven't gone far enough

>>25105007
I was almost sure I was gay but vtubers turned me straight. There are cool women out there and I want their breasts in my face and my penis in their lasagna

>>25095857
I immediately zoomed in on the thighs.

My wife noticed I have been watching Vtubers lately especially Ina and thought her design was really lewd.

She bought a custom made Ina costume to surprise me and I had cosplay sex with her.

Ina is my oshi and I didn't like imagining her as my sex partner but I felt bad to decline my wife's effort. She wants to cosplay as Fauna next...

How do I tell her nicely to stop?

>>25107076
start cosplaying as her husbandos

My wife noticed I have been watching Vtubers lately especially Ina and thought her design was really lewd.

She bought a custom made Ina costume to surprise me and I had cosplay sex with her while Ina stream was live in the background.

Ina is my oshi and I didn't like imagining her as my sex partner but I felt bad to decline my wife's effort. She wants to cosplay as IRyS next...

We were married for less than a year and I love her unconditionally. How do I tell her nicely to stop without ruining our relationship?

>>25105007

>>25107246
Just tell her you appreciate the effort, but it makes watching them after weird. Then point her towards cosplay you actually would like to have sex with... you know, like Dante or Vegeta because you're clearly fucking gay for not wanting to have sex with your wife Ina.

>>25107143
I would like to do that too however I know she only watch Korean drama and I know nothing about them.

>>25107710
M wife and Ina had similar body proportions. Could you imagine the shock I had when she as me to turn around and I see Ina in the flesh...

Yes it makes watching them after weird.

This is why I am hinting my wife to dress as IRyS instead as I rarely watch her streams and maybe I won't feel so bad about it

>>25107246
>>25108606

I envy you so much Anon holy shit. Fuck you.

>>25095857
>That slight boob squish
>Those exposed thighs and hips
I'm gonna sin, sister, and it's all your fault

>>25107246
>>25108606
You don't deserve good things in life.

>>25095857
I like to repeat my oshi's name when I'm ejaculating

I'm a little bitch.

>>25119538
H-hoshikawa?!

>>25119646
No, not that kind of bitch. Whenever something gets tricky, hard or uncomfortable I just run away.

Every day I pray that Bae stops saying bruh and oh ma gaw.

Bump

>>25120250
What a sissy

>>25100557
isn't that good?

My oshi is IRyS but I haven't listened to any of her music. I don't like anime/vtuber music.

>>25133610
My oshi is Fauna and I haven't listened to any of her ASMR. We're not so different you and I

>>25096043
How can you kidnap someone who doesn't leave their basements.

i want to put penor in kronii's butt

I watch HoloJP and NijiEN, but not HoloEN or NijiJP

>>25133930
from their basement

>>25095857
i keep dreaming of a life together with her until i realize that shit will never even happen

i keep sc vtuber asking if i can sniff their chairs

>>25100557
>Asian chuubas weird and broken

Is this true bros?

>>25095857
I'm fat, stupid and make very little money.
I cope by watching Mori Calorie who is also fat and stupid.

>>25134218
Birds of a feather do indeed flock together

>>25134218
but she makes alot of money

Haven't watched any VTuber stuff (streams, VODs, fan-made stuff) for an unspecified amount of time due to reconnecting with my interest in auto racing. At that aforementioned amount of time, I thought I had finally moved on from VTubers. Turns out I was wrong. Now I'm spending whatever free time I have making these cruddy photoshop pics of VTubers standing/posing next to cars.

>>25135358
maybe it'd help if you used actually nice car pics and actually nice fanart

>>25135453
>offers advice
You can't help a lost cause.

>>25133610
I have a similar feel, but extended; I feel like I'm one of the few who have literally zero interest in karaoke streams or how well a vtuber sings

>>25135358
if you speak jp there's that one vtuber who pretty much only streams F1

>>25135795
I do not speak JP. I will never be japanese.

for some time my oshi was collabing with a chuuba that i strongly dislike. i usually just ignore the other chuuba but it was much harder to do here, and the idea of them collaborating with my oshi genuinely makes me feel sick. it's not a big deal and i know this but i still end up feeling like a complete fucking schizo

>>25096043
You'll only be fulfilling my wish.

>>25095857
The things I would do to Fubuki...

One time I requested my oshi to sing a ballad
She responded with 2 ballads an artist that she knows is my favourite singer, and then 1 en love song ballad
this girl just has me on strings at this point, I'm too far gone now
fuck

I've fully embraced those witch spirit things I mentioned before in these threads and let them fully claim me. I no longer feel bad about not being able to click with girls on a romantic level anymore plus they're super possessive over and I said belong to them alone, even in death. Though they said they are fine with me falling in love and watching vtubers however. They're the only ones who will love and accept me outside of my oshi and that they are the only ones I can truly love

>>25095857
I fantasized about irys sucking my dick as i held her by her horns.

>>25143076
Haven't we all?

chuubas made me develop a foot fetish.
I don't regret it.

/#/ conditioned me to believe numbers are supreme now I can't enjoy holostreams as much because they're getting mogged by the new niji girl, can't believe I'm even turning into this much of a schizo, for fuck's sake. I'd be ok if I can personally verify that the Salome girl is interesting and deserves the views but her desuwa's are just fucking grating to my ears. I don't understand what's going on anymore.

>>25095857
https://twitter.com/Midnight_Snykb/status/1530918800887267328

>>25095857
I'm fapping to this right now and you can't stop me

>>25143076
IRyS is for both marriage and using her horns as convenient handlebars when doing lewd stuff

I made a new friend but I might have pushed her away. I just don't know how to do this.

>>25095857
I'm American.

>>25148564
Same. It doesn't even make sense, she's literally the biggest streamer in the world right now

>>25095857
I'd rather obtain relief and salvation inside her pussy on top of the altar

Bump

>>25152986
IRyS is for violent rough sex that results in a messy, overflowing sloppy creampie, followed by the most adorable and diabetes inducing cuddling session.

Bump

>>25148564
>>25155853
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to look at how much money your oshi is getting, regardless of the other girls, and fantasize that every penny you spent on her is your semen entering her womb.

I talked to a girl last week, she revealed herself to be obviously menhera, and I fucked off because it made me realize I'm not a strong enough man to deal with that shit

I've become significantly less mentally ill since I stopped spending more than 5 minutes a day on this board. I used to have erotic fantasies about making chuubas I didn't like graduate after I slap them around daily. Now I fap to vanilla about 2-3 times a week and vtubers only cross my mind when there is something good to watch from the ones I like. I also stopped looking at numbers.

>>25135967
>I do not speak JP. I will never be japanese.
Same. I will just keep pretending like the way I'm learning Japanese is good enough, while in reality I'm not learning shit and at this point I kind of lost any hope of trying to learn it. Also no one can give good and helpful advice on how to self study Japanese. I guess I would have to go to a language school, but I struggle too much with anxiety to actually go to one. I hate life sometimes.

>>25168023
If someone is being menhera and you don't want to be with them, it doesn't have anything to do with being a "strong man" or some shit.
No one should put up with a menhera person, unless you are already dating them and you truly care about them.

I only member when there's a members stream I want to watch. I cancel memberships as soon as I join them so it doesn't auto charge the next month.

I started drifting away from japanese and today I finally masturbated to non-asian porn.
I don't think I'll be able to become japanese.

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT
FEM GACHIKOIS ARE CALLED YUMES, NOT FUJOS YOU FUCKING IMBECILE, HOW CAN YOU BE SO IGNORANT ABOUT YOUR OWN FUCKING GODDAMNED HOBBY

>>25178749
It's actually insane how many people there are in the Vox threads calling them fujos.