/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ike love!

<3<3<3

Luca love! I hope he’s back home safely!

2 and a half more hours...

Repost EO nexus team with the boys

Mysta Love!

Sonny LOVE!

Salome please collab with EN...

i love catboy

Luca love...
please come back soon so I can start lewding you again...

>>25083117
thats his appeal for me too except for the spoiler... sometimes

desuwaaaaaa

>>25083615
Do we have any idea at all where any of them currently are?

How are we enjoying the Desu Was?

>>25083683 (me)
There’s a mini event in the first map where some of the boys have to strip because their armours got drenched in really smelly sticky stuff… and the victims was Ike, Shu and Alban. Luca and Sonny were safe. Then they had to fight naked while Luca and Sonny in full armour. Think of what you will.

>>25083683
They look so dope! I'm an Atlus shill so I would never take it against someone for paying for their (shitty) dlc kek

>>25083761
On flight back to Australia probably, it takes roughly 24 hours.

Obsydia outfits when?

MILORD LOVE!

>>25083708
Who will she even mesh well with? petra?

>>25083684
Mysta sex!

>>25083818
I only forgive them this time because it’s the last of the EO 3ds games and I was trying to clear my remaining credit. I love atlus games but god they are unforgiving…

>>25083683
>>25083811
I don't know this game but it looks cool!
>Shu is fighting and naked
based

>>25083811
fuck I've had EO in my backlog for the longest time... this is making me want to play. This is 5?

>>25083715
me too!
>>25083724
yes, i really relate to him that's why i love hardworking sexcat!

>>25083938
Nexus.

>>25083918
Yeah no SMT difficulty is severely overblown.
Etrian is the only consistently difficult Atlus franchise.

>>25083875
the more it gets mentioned the more i want to see them... +2 weeks...

>>25083708
Got to wait a month to leech

>>25083548
I can confirm.

>>25084093
kek wheres this fanart from, did he ever mention something like this

when is Nagao's collab with Selen again?

guilty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExKH9hku0tM

>>25083939
It’s a first person dungeon crawler, and you make your own team based on classes they provided. Try if you’re interested in a fairly challenging team building rpg with story made for you to make a fanfic out of it (barebones story)

>>25084133
Forgot the stream, but he made a joke that he sits like L

Post the Millie hat cum picture

>>25083683
The 4th portrait looks like one of the Virtual Real guys

>>25084152
Was he caught stalking Millie and Enna?

is there as high demand for an ojou character in the EN sphere or does the ojou stereotype not really translate well to English audiences?

>>25084152
kek wasn't he trending no 1 in japan yesterday

checkmate

>>25084399
it definitely does not, i do wonder what character tropes can work in EN

God, I need art of Salome being filled with dirty commoner semen.

>>25084495
The burgerhat cowboy...

>>25084399
Sheltered rich girl? She'll sound like one of those obnoxious tiktokers flaunting her "wealth and status".

Well, we're not having comfy threads today...really happy for Salome-sama tho, i love her with all my heart

https://twitter.com/Qijiu794023/status/1530225148833701888
s-selen?

>>25084655
I hope for once they will occupy catalog and jp threads
Why is it always us

here's to you Nicola and Bart
rest forever dear in our hearts
the last and final moment is yours
and agony is your triumph

>>25084399
American ojous are 00s Paris Hilton
Nobody wants that

>>25084655
Nah, all the shitposting will be on salami. We’ll be safe.

>>25084399
A real ojou no way, but Salami is a poorfag ojou wanna be tho. I think something like that could have worked in EN sphere.

Salome is so funny I would still watch her at 2fps

>>25084317
sadly no, he's guilty for falling asleep and forgot to stream. his fans voted that he will do utawaku stream for his punishment
>>25084400
he is but twitter put him on food category kek

Mosquito bites

>>25083551
Why are you like this OP?
>>24918006

>>25084655
She is really cute and her short streaming makes it easier for me watch her alongside En.

>>25084786
Well even NijiEN members can't stop talking about her. Every stream has a desuwa moment now.

>Vacuum'd up a microsd card
I'M GONNA FUCKING SCREAM
I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE
PLEASE GOD FUCKING KILL ME

>>25084399
is there a demand for a liver that sticks to kayfabe this much at all? the western audience doesnt seem to mind vtubers not sticking to their character as much, from what ive seen at least

>>25084898
Anon…

>>25084898
That's why you do a coin check every time, dumb aloucreep

>>25084875
This is literally a twitter file name. If you download it you will have the same one. Good morning.

I have 3 days left in my 7-day-straight work span because we’re shortstaffed so they scheduled me for 7 days in a row. Typically, our policy is that if you schedule an employee for 5 days in a row, they’re required to have the 2 days after that stint off, but that doesn’t totally apply right now since we’re shortstaffed and they can’t just pull people out of nowhere. Pray for me, sisters. I’m so exhausted it hurts and I’m behind on VODs.

>>25084861
whats an utawaku

>>25084889
I prefer the desuwa spam over the morbing jokes

>>25084898
I vacuumed a mercyry thermometer once and had to call emergency services because the whole room got contaminated.

Holy shit /NijiEN/ I'm beginning to morb...

>>25084875
Not a big surprise that phantomos can't stop shitting on other fanbases.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jagxPn2LiFg
Salome is streaming btw.

>>25085070
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1530341524130652161

>>25085015
the wagie life sounds exhausting and scary... hang in there and good luck sis

>>25084916
It's getting pretty rare now. Even inchou and kenmochi really want someone who will do something like this

>>25085054
holy shit

>>25085070
Good evening Sonny

>>25085120
>>25085042
The best of both worlds.

>>25085032
it's karaoke stream

>>25084399
>is there as high demand for an ojou character in the EN sphere
There are NO english talents that can come close to Salmon, so no. If there's demand it will never be filled. Western snobby, sheltered rich girls are seen as dog shit. In the East, they're seen as annoying or secretly wanting to fit in but fail hard at it. It works in the East because your wealth/status isn't lorded over people, its usually seen as making you unapproachable or bullied. In the West, it's seen as you being a piece of shit. The reason Salmon is hitting it out the park is because she's so caught up in character (pretending to be an ojou) she's almost fooling herself (her actual character) that it leads to very good interactions. The most we'll get is Rosemi repeating hazukashi.

>>25085015
Hang in there sis! I hope they pay you more though!

>>25085015
Man that fucking sucks to hear, I hope you're not also overloaded with work on top of being understaffed.
Just focus on taking care of yourself so you can make it through, and good luck.

You can hear the sound of Anycolor dropping Luxiem merchs on the ground and starting the printing machine for desuwa merchs

her screams are like music to my ears

>>25084875
Never downloaded something from twitter before?

>>25084916
Majority of western audience calls kayfabe as fake. Take that as you will

>Saturday morning without an Enna stream

>>25085196
is this going to be the same one where he sang about kidnapping little girls

>>25085218
I don't understand anything when I watch her, but I like her voice and her design is absolute SEX and that's enough reason to buy her merch

Nina Love!

>>25085222
Salome was the ryona vtuber we all needed but didn't expect

>>25085347
I'm neutral to her

i love (you)go!

also goodnight!

>>25085347
shut the fuck up nina

>>25085411
gn

>>25085230
yeah if anything viewers seem to like it more when the liver drops it or slips a little and lets their "real" selves out. i can see a vtuber play 5d chess with that if theyre good enough at acting

please god end me

>>25085222
Same. I fucking love her screams. Her voice is sex, too.

>>25084875
It's really disgusting how phantomos act towards Reimu's wavemates

Would you prefer Legatus or Fuuchan

warawa asmr toight if you guys are bored since salami will end soon anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BZAiVAZDhY

This is going to be Salome longest stream yet! It might even hit an hour and 15!

>>25085689
nvm she just said she'd like to go for 30 more minutes

>>25085699
it's Saturday she can probably allow herself to go a bit longer. But the voice really takes a toll I bet. I do like bitesized content though. That's why I enjoy chima.

>>25085638
>would you prefer constant obnoxious larp or genuine human being

Imagine the temperature of her laptop

That was a really cute collab, Yotsuha and Reimu are adorable and I hope they collab more and maybe drag Alban aong too, when he's comfortable with his japanese

>>25085866
Chima is doing a live song recording thing right now that seems interesting

>>25085628
She debuffed herself and kinda invited the toxicity once she started provoking the fujos, desu.

>>25085912
not as hot as the temperature inside her pussy

>>25085537
you ok yaminerd?

>>25085984
Just tuned in too. Chima LOVE!

>>25085984
yeah I'm watching that along with Salome's

I didn't notice Vox was streaming but it's on billibilli

>>25085537
what's wrong, minion

Goodnight anons! this EO team is actually difficult to keep up in heroic difficulty early game, my alban keep dying early lol

https://youtu.be/j2AtkFTDkaA

Leave me a comment to see my secret

Ewiwa... she's an HP fag, now is your chance

>>25086140
Oh shit!

>>25086092
is it because he hit 1 mill?

>>25085311
KEK is it this?
https://youtu.be/RMiR4ftqUpQ
he changed the lyrics halfway. it's pretty cute at first because of his tsundere-ness, but then the reff one was that
I like when he sings about wanting a superchats and he just torturing his fans because he didn't open his sc

>>25086209
They have contracts to stream there. So not because of the 1 mil, but because he's actually back from the vacation and settled in.

when will desuwa get monetized? didn’t noctyx gets theirs within a week iirc?

Do you guys have a favorite vods to fall asleep to? I’ve been using pomus vids but I’ve since run out now. Anyone is fine.

>>25086209
Nah, it was a shill stream, for the same game he did a few days ago on YT.

>>25085689
why is she literally sex incarnate?

>>25086279
Next week.

>>25086312
I listen to enna saying fucking bitch on a loop

>>25086312
Mine are all non-Niji ASMR vods.

>>25086407
Most sane aloupeep

>>25086312
Sonny's most recent Rain World stream, particularly toward the end. The atmosphere of the game is calm and he's very soft spoken during those parts. https://youtu.be/3MomUXsZWUA

>>25086312
enna’s enka karaoke

>>25086312
Any zatsu of the girls or Ike, for me. My go to is Elira, Reimu, Enna and Millie

>>25086256
He so cute

>>25086312
Mostly ASMR streams from Millie.
Funnily enough she gives way more kisses than actual GFE ASMRtists and chuubas kek.
But if it isn't Millie I like Michael's ASMR vids, the guy is the undisputed king of ASMR.

alban love!!

>>25086312
Any of Enna's hand cam streams.
Any of Millie's ASMR streams or Seiso stream

>>25086312
Petra's piano streams. They're very calm and relaxing
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ3jIqSPVh1tXOz-x6ip-s2hKV0_Yb5h1

Is she playing with a trackpad...? The way she aims...

>>25086510
One thing I like about Millie's ASMR streams is that while her ASMRs are superb, the chat is chaotic and the superchats she often receives from ASMR streams are those trying to make her laugh.

>>25086481
he is

https://files.catbox.moe/pvhyve.webm

salome eigo jouzu

she streamed for more than an hour... who is this?

>>25086586
Love!

reimu hate

>>25086312
i dont usually watch him but alban's asmr. even with the scuffed parts his voice is very nice and calming

>>25086670
She's not Ippanjin! She's global Ojou-sama!

>>25086312
I found that sleeping while leaving something playing stops me from dreaming so I stopped. Now I think I had niji dreams 5 times now.

>>25086606
controller

>>25086681
I love saturdays we get more desu wa

>>25086726
You only have to let it play for as long as you need to fall asleep for.
Like leave a video playing for the last 15 or so minutes, change your laptop/phone settings to go into sleep mode after that amount of time.
Works very well for me.

I masturbated to Shu's sex servant voice again

>>25086800
>yaminion blogposting about sex
slow day today I see

Goodbye desu wa...

These have been some of the chillest dead hours the past couple of days. Have a knkn.

Now I wait for Wosemi-sama while listening to Chima.

Will Salome hit 1mil? Only time will tell.

You're so big desu waaaaa
My hips are moving on their own desu waaaa

>>25087090
She'll hit 500k in a few hours.

I love mysta! I love fuuchan!

>>25086256
It's the first time i see this chinman clips he is cute now i know why he has so many male gachikoi and ojisan fans

>>25086312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1l1fR_c2WQ
All gunpla vods, none of the nijien girls have much to "fall asleep to" since Millie's ASMR streams tend to be on the shorter side (understandably) to really kick back and doze off to.

kek Yotsuha was better than Reimu?

>>25086312
Alban’s ASMR.. surprisingly very calming. i genuinely fell asleep. he’s not my oshi but i should admit his voice is really nice for this kind of content.

Hey, amigos! I'm trying to watch more jp content to practice my Japanese. Do you guys have any recommendations? I'm an aloucreep so anything like Enna/Pomu might do it!

>>25087136
She's gaining 100k subs a day. It's scary how fast she's growing

>>25087233
reimu is fucking stupid at apex, I don't even believe how someone who plays it so much can suck that hard

>>25086467
Thank you! I’ll probably use this tonight then.
>>25086473
Honestly this is probably a good one too even if I’ve listened to it before. Can never go wrong with Enna singing Enka.
>>25086476
Ike’s zatsus used to be my go to, but now I’m all caught up as well. I’ll definitely add in the girls though, especially Elira.
>>25086510
>>25086599
>>25086605
I’ll add these to a playlist. Thank you for your suggestions everyone. Now I have a backlog so I’ll never be alone with my thoughts before I sleep

>>25086312
kaidas' asmr playlist
millies' asmr playlist

>>25086312
kaida asmr thanks to the sisters itt

>>25087276
I've said multiple times that an ojou sama will sell like hot cakes wanted her to be British though

>>25086256
lmao yeah

>>25087233
I love Reimu but... she's a literal ape at APEx, I think she would be a much better CoD player since there's fewer things to worry about and keep track of.

>>25087299
Chihiro... but on a serioys note I agree. After being in a tournament and playing Apex so much she still mostly Ws and starts fights she can not win.

>>25087264
axia uses easy jap he's cute (but maybe rosemi tier cute)

not again...

>>25087299
Her ego is too high.

>>25087409
>>25087408
She tries too hard to be like Selen at apex when she should find her own playstyle instead of copying and be more aware of her skill level (that she's bad)

>>25087136
When I wrote this, she was at 494k, she is now at 495k lol

>>25087302
By the way if you look into Michael he's got a massive catalogue of high production videos.
>Now I have a backlog so I’ll never be alone with my thoughts before I sleep
You may like this one then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ83ndlq_Fk

I hope that helps and that you have some pleasant dreams and plentiful rest.

>>25087360
too annoying in english desu wa

>>25087342
Petra...

>>25087653
kek

>>25087360
It legitimately wouldn't fit in EN though, even if it's somehow a British kayfabe lady. Collabing with anyone else in the branch would destroy her. And again, it's the Japanese ojou-sama that's appealing. A western counterpart is just annoying.

>>25087136
Debut plus strong kayfabe niche buff. It is always like that in JP. But it fizzles out more often than not. That is why not a whole lot of JP vtubers have 1mil. Hopefully she pushes the boundaries more to keep growing.

i kept refreshing my youtube and THERE'S STILL NO STREAAAAAM
BRRRROOOOOS I'M LOSING MY MIIIIIIND

>>25087409
Chihiro... sucks at Apex...? What?

>>25087264
I figure an aloucreep would appreciate Mashiro
He's also a good singer and does karaoke streams occasionally

I wish I knew Japanese so I could actually understand what desuwa says. Still enjoy her though.

>>25087749
1 hour 15 minutes. Wait. Pussa bitch.

>>25087535
>She tries too hard to be like Selen at apex
On the contrary most of her playstyle and even champ and weapon choices are taken straight from Kanae, it's honestly both cute(from how she admires him) and dumb(because she struggled to branch out of the same octane + sniper setup).
I'd be willing to bet she's not the type to keep up with balance patches and the likes, with her over 600 hours of playtime she wasn't aware some characters had more HP than other for instance.

But you know, I don't blame her since she's a variety streamer first and foremost, I prefer that she streams many different things over Apex.

>>25087608
I think a capable vtuber that's good with improv, a great voice and charisma can pull it off. But I have nothing to compare it to, maybe some indie out there will see ojou's success and replicate it in english, hopefully she has a british accent

>>25087594
Oh! his name is Michael? I just call him zeitgeist lol I've been listening to his shit a lot recently

Petra really loves her.... just like me frfr

>>25087608
>>25087708
It would work. Snobby english lady is still a hot concept. But kayfabe will crumble with time. Noone in EN is that dedicated and with how EN is she would be an outcast with thst level of dedication.

>>25087827
i see, now i understand
i need to kill Kanae so Reimu can stop playing apex

>>25087827
Kinda find it pathetic that she'd rather copy than find her own playstyle in a game that she invests so many hours in.

>>25087791
He coomed so hard he injured his spine?

>>25087535
I know from this post alone you are talking out of your ass, samefag-kun

Desu wa is just kon innit, right?

>>25087837
Just get someone to do female Draco Malfoy and there's your 1 million subs chuuba

https://streamable.com/sfln76
after watching this happen live I just closed the stream

Speaking of Apex. What happened to Uto?

>>25087965
yes, but's not JP so it's cringe

>>25087966
Her projectile aiming reps...

>>25087185
I’ve never had an issue, it only takes me like 10 minutes to fall asleep when I decide it’s time for bed

>>25087966
how can someone be so bad at a game you play all the time

>>25087967
there was a youtuber during the early pewds days who had that voice, mangaminx. too bad she showed her face tho

>>25087837
I think it'd be an interesting experiment to have wave 6 be a group focused more on their characters and playing their roles. Keep it to a small 3 person group, and they could limit collabs to mostly be between the 3 of them.

>>25087966
Jesas. This is after a thousand hours of apex?

>>25087914
NO! don't touch knkn ToT

Rosemi wishes she was as good as Salome, too bad she dropped the whole ojou thing and went full on twitch streamer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cylM5MJ97to

tune in to yashiro's protégé if you have nothing to watch

>>25085130
>>25085206
>>25085216

Thank you guys for the encouragement! I’ll be alright; I’m holding out for the first weekend of June because I’m driving to visit some friends so that’s my light at the end of the tunnel. I’m holding out by saying that it’ll be so worth it after a long week of work. Have a great day, anons!

>>25087914
Just a couple of years more before he YOLOs himself anyways

>>25087928
>Kinda find it pathetic that she'd rather copy than find her own playstyle in a game that she invests so many hours in.
I know you're kinda just throwing shit but as far as FPS games go there's not much room for "creating your own playstyle", there's very set and strict strategies in a game like apex that can increase your odds of winning a game.
Octane moves fast across the map, and snipers are useful because the maps are big, in theory it's a great combination but it decreases in effectiveness the more the ring closes in, yet it can be clutch to gain the high ground in a pinch.
Reimu just copies what she sees as a winning strategy.

we need someone in EN who can kayfabe as a nigger

>>25086256
I want to hear his rap again...

>>25087837
The issue is posh accented girls don't stream fleshtuber wise, let alone vtuberwise. Maybe it's because I live in the south but I personally would absolutely love to see an unhinged scottish girl, something about a scottish accent is really pleasing to me and it would be amusing (albeit a debuff) to see americans fail to understand her.

I love him

Our lovely precious Rosemi-sama~

>>25087966
Honestly her biggest mistake here is shooting while standing out in the open. Taking pot shots in and out of cover with a handgun or even a shotgun or sniper would've proven way more effective than using a high TTK weapon in an open space.

Noor, I know you're reading this. I know you want Ojou numbers in EN. Tell Vox/Mysta/Fulgur to make all their female friends go take an audition, at least one of them will be the Ojou of EN, think about it. I just really want a niji en girl that has a british accent, please. The really lady like kind, I don't care if it's an act.

>>25088127
Doesn't work so well when her movement is shit. Octane is a fast-paced character, aggressive character and it doesn't fit her at all. That she'd rather just stick to copying is really brainless of her.

>>25087897
I dunno, sometimes hyper kayfabe characters can bounce off of zero kayfabe people well. Like with debi and lulu or festivaluna. It's an easy straight man role

>>25087966
why did you have to post it... you know reimu reads this thread...

>>25087928
Reimu has been trying new stuff since the tournament, in recent Apex streams she doesn't use Octane as much, is trying weapons she didn't touch and such. Is funny her hate for devotion turned into love after VS4 lol

>>25088095
oh hey, my JP oshi

>>25088231
Most varieties of English accent sound gross on women.

>>25088197
sex

>>25088234
Reimu could improve with octane if she just adjusted her weapon choices, imo. A shotgun and an AR would cover most of her engagement ranges since she can close the gap with enemies easily. But oh well, I just hope she's having fun and not burning herself out.

>>25088312
Most, so that means some are very cute and that is what they need to find.

>>25088312
Not English but I love how Scottish and Irish women sound.
t. latino.

>>25088231
I can imagine it beinf obnoxious but i guess if theres a niche for it.

>>25088378
I don't think she'll improve much if she just sticks to copying other people instead of figuring out what works better for her.

>>25088212
Close your eyes
just feel me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI-Y-NCdbEw

>>25088312
Essex bad everywhere else good. We need a proper chav vtuber so people stop calling mysta cockney

gn

>>25088164
yes i love his rap! i hope we get more of it on his upcoming karaoke!

>>25088099
Those are good news anon, you got this in the bag; just a little bit more. You're doing great and you're optimistic.

>>25088133
He's in!
https://twitter.com/SunKenjiVT/status/1473054980475002881

>>25088622
gooooooooooooooooood morning

>>25088598
cute brothers!

Next wave will give us a brotuber right? Please... just one male vtuber for straight men...

>>25088625
kek rikiichi on the back

>>25088622
Sleep well!

>>25088133
Why you guys gotta keep using that word, you ever think of the black folk here who read that?

>>25088090
But Rosemi-sama is a gothic lolita loli... I don't want her to change

>>25088719
niggers aren't real

>>25088683
they dont make money anon
and if they were for "men" there will still be homosexuals in the form of actual homosexual men

>>25088090
Rosemi (after her pregnancy break, 32 years old) will become the highest grossing ojou-sama just you wait.

>>25088639
We need proper black, not a whiter than my Irish granny, black by technicality, Halsey lookin ass man

>>25088683
nigger, thats fuuchan. If you want a straight vtuber than the retards will start to sperg out about him collabing with the girls.

>>25088742

>>25083551
Upcoming Streams:
(1 hr) Rosemi Cereal Tierlist https://youtu.be/LsbDDk2CeI0
(4 hr) Elira Xenoblade 2 https://youtu.be/omO8CfEPXKM
(5 hr) Pomu MGS3 https://youtu.be/gdY110wWx70
(9 hr) Noctyx DbD Collab Alban POV https://youtu.be/wmk1-oPPRhg
(11 hr) Reimu Mengen Zatsu https://youtu.be/rbqj9s9ZakI
(11 hr) Petra Mengen Drawing + Requests https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRv5fCQWolg
(2 d) Mysta Return Stream https://youtu.be/tRuWt5uJbLM

Selen, Vox, Ike and Luca fortnite when

wonder if we're gonna have a solo debut just from seeing how viral salome currently is.

>>25088799
>constantly panders to women
Nah

Which niches are still left unfilled in niji EN? I think we need an artist vtuber like Eri.

>>25088836
Thank you bud!

>>25088887
kys, you never watched fuuchan if thats what you think.

>>25088891
I think we need a cute faggot (Ike doesn't count) that is a perfect malewile in every sense, needs to be tan and have no tits at all, + points for a visible bulge

>>25088799
I watch trannies play pokemon who are straigther than fuu-chan. The anime boy kayfabe is hard to look past with the voice he makes too.
I'm playing devil's advocate here mind you, I think he's amazing in his own terms, just not for these guys.

>>25088891
Rapper vtuber

>>25088836
Thanks as always rosebud.
>Mysta stream in 2 days.
I'll survive...

>>25088891
We need an artist, a retro gamer, a proper mommy, and a little sister
Strategy and rts chuubas will never work because people never watch them, so they don’t count.

>>25088625
JOE LOVE!!!

>>25088891
brotuber

Millie stream doko?

>>25088919
I have. He often gets gay/sexual. Which is pandering to women. As a straight man I can't think of anything more off-putting.

>>25088891
sistuber

>>25088891
We still need an actual femboy/trap vtuber, with an appropriate voice

>>25088598
sex

>>25088995
Remember when Selen was going to be retro gamer and then those did shit numbers compared to her normal stuff so she doesn't anymore.

Sonny...

>>25088891
Big tity onee-san

>>25089008
>>25089047
this but they also need to have incest sex

>>25088891
You guys will think it's strange but I really want an educational vtuber. Maybe someone that can teach drawing, coding, etc.

>>25089076
kek I wonder if she can force him to play

https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1530579656352595969

>>25088683
Just watch fleshtubers for that. Anime will ALWAYS attract fujos, especially when the fanbase is now a core one for the males.

>>25088024
When you do work like I do and have clients that span opposite ends of the globe, its hard to "let" yourself fall to sleep because you're so used to being up and about at all times of the day.

>>25088891
shota when?

>>25088719
Why would they care? They use it too?

>>25089133
>Just watch fleshtubers for that. Anime will ALWAYS attract fujos, especially when the fanbase is now a core one for the males.
Ultimately this is the final answer, people watch vtubers because they're kinder, softer and sweeter than IRL streamers.

>>25088836
I should get some sleep to catch the Noctyx collab... fuck it's so early....

>>25089098
Isn't that Elira? Or do you mean someone who does it like Nina does mommy and spews ara ara shit all the time instead of honey.

>>25089171
the darkness eater shall welcome you

>>25088919
bruh, I like Fulgur, but he's so goddamn faggy you can't play it off as a joke

>>25089205
No they just fake it and they know their audience want this illusion.

>>25089047
thats enna

>>25089076
>I was 16 when tf2 came out
holy shit, what the fuck man

>>25089245
Elira is too dorky for oneesan

>>25089133
I don't care about them being there or not. The problem is them being pandered to. But apparently no male vtuber can resist their money. It's honestly sad how they all care more about money than integrity, self respect and ideals *cough* Sonny *cough*
Just another reason female vtubers are superior I guess. Some of them have self respect and don't pander to parasocial shit for easy money. You can't say the same about male vtubers.

>>25089076
SONNY PLEASE

>>25088891
for gaming:
racertuber
simulatortuber
retrotuber
strategytuber
speedruntuber

for non-gaming:
drawtuber
figure assemblytuber
aerobictuber

i don't know, there's still a lot of things these vtubers can do if they're creative enough

>>25089300
that's what I said man

>>25088891
>Someone actually a gamer outside of Selen
>Someone entertaining while people are on breaks/sick/vacationing to get dick.
>Animator that's entertaining
>The mythical "brotuber"
>Straight up artists since Finana threw away her shot of being known for it.

We will find out Rosemi's surprise in an hour.

>>25089245
Is elira really an onee-san type? well i guess i abit more assertive in character. Nina is a milf type that chase numbers more than her own crowd so she doesn't count.

>>25089355
4/5 members of luxiem are speedrunners

>>25089355
>simulatortuber
Reimu...
>strategytuber
Nina... Vox...
>drawtuber
Finana...

>>25089392
she has enna as a guest, screencap this

>>25089363
Yep lol, shit i should go to bed can't read

>>25088836
i didnt realize the noctyx collab was so early... thank you bud i wouldve missed it...

>>25089077
This. They need a few more successful waves until they can start filling out the more unpopular niches imo. Maybe 1 or 2 more waves if Noctyx is any indication at least. It'd be good to have another Luxiem level wave to serve as an attraction so the more niche waves get to do whatever the fuck they want.

>>25089392
indefinite hiatus

>>25089341
You can though? Most of the biggest male vtubers in NijiJP do little to nothing to feed that crowd. That's part of the reason Luxiem is such a succeess they are giving that fanservice they don't get from JP.

>>25089415
speedrunning GOI and jump king gets boring after a while.

I just want a vtuber that makes a lot of puns

LAM Bros collab in about 3 hours right?

>>25089047
That's Enna for me personally

>>25089392
Probably Finana's dumbass, since she met up with Vshitshow Mel yesterday.

>>25089349
>>25089076
With the way he just made up a completely different personality for Sonny, I can't see him participating.
Pretty sure he doesn't want to bring more attention to his PL shenanigans.

>>25089469
I should've specified I'm talking about the EN side of things.

>>25089418
Nina gave up playing games in favor of collab whoring

>>25089415
looking at the top nijis who beat one of those rage games and 4/5 of luxiem being the top 4 will always be funny to me

>>25089077
She's still playing Retro games, young nigga. Literally anything PS3 and younger is now categorized as Retro.

>>25089418
nina doesnt play games anymore. her content is offcollabs.

NijiEN is just disappointment after disappointment.
They need to stop doing so much collabs from now on, it just makes their main content they should be good at a lot harder to find, and they just can't help but focus on doing this because they have way too much fun with their friends/coworkers while streaming. I hope the next wave has someone who actually pays attention to doing solo content more and not getting addicted into this collab shit going on with everyone.

>>25089341
why do you guys hate sonny now? what happened to him being /ourguy/?

>>25089515
If there's one thing I've come to realize about Sonny, it's that he never really does/reacts the way you assume he will. So while I personally think he will join if Selen reaches out, I can also see him declining. kek

>>25089585
Sonny stopped being /ourguy/ when he started pandering to women

>>25089526
i really dont think that'll be a thing any time soon, vtubers arent mainstream enough and most people who want brotubers have tons of fleshtuber twitch streamers to pick from. i would love to be wrong though.

>>25089554
what game is this? jump king? i know kaida is still top 2 for GOI

>>25089574
speak for yourself honeyfag, my oshi does plenty of solo streams

>>25089566
I would have said ps1 era and before was retro if someone asked me I think.

>>25089585
I've never watched 1 minute of sonny, yet i also threadwatch and see no one hating him. So stop responding to bait.
>>25089574
>They need to stop doing so much collabs
They joined NijiEN specifically to collab with their oshi/kamioshi and off-collab with a new source of income.

>>25089574
Have you ever actually tried watching any of NijiEN other than Nina?

>>25089574
my oshi does a lot of solo streams tho?

>>25089341
I think that just comes with being a corpo, at least in the west people are more focused on personal gain because society as a whole is more competitive.
It's why they applied to Nijisanji EN as a whole, they seeked a broader audience. higher profit margins, etc.
It's just the nature of the business.

>>25089649
wtf how did you know that Nina was one of my oshis?

Suzuki sex

>>25089585
He is for the streets now, a whore if you will

>>25089628
kek, the first day then. He asked the thread if it was ok and got permission, if anything we failed him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsbDDk2CeI0
Anyone else not like when they advertise the handcam? It feels like baiting reflectionfags to watch more than anything.

Good morning Pomu!

>>25089574
There are a whole bunch of them that focus more on solo content?

>>25089701
what?

>>25089664
>>25089673
yeah... I guess you guys are right. it's just that sometimes I wish there wasn't so many collabs all the time since it gets hard to keep track with all of them

>>25088683
Men are shit at supporting their own female oshis you think they'd watch a man pandering /here/

>>25089701
???

>>25089657
Yeah that's the thing, PSX and below was Retro back when we were humping 6th generation consoles. The PS3 came out in 2006/2007. It's now 2022, it's pretty much the same age range to be considered retro. PS4 is nearing that classification too. Time is amazing, huh?

>>25089701
everyone in NijiEN is a whore, anon
reflection is the least thing they would worry about

>>25089747
Seems to me that putting [handcam] in the title is mostly going to bring people in who think "oh man she might accidentally show something, I gotta watch this since it'll get deleted!" or whatnot. The kind of person nobody likes.

>>25089585
Because he’s a fucking snoozefest to watch

guys help my shitposts aren't working, how do I make better ones

>>25089757
haha, anon what the fuck, just don't watch streams, stop watching vtubers

>>25089757
its the nature of the branch growing bigger, becomes harder and harder to keep up as it grows

>>25089574
I feel the same way. Collabs used to be something special that I looked forward to, now I hate them most of the time.
I usually watch streamer for their interactions with chat, which is pretty much zero during collabs.

>>25089757
I skip all collabs these days, I found them more exciting and fun when they were a rarity.

where'd the darkness eater sex anon pop up from

what the fuck are we back at 2021?

>>25089504
perfect height.....

>>25089833
just b urself bro

>>25089896
they were horny for him, don't question them

>>25089889
This is because they had to pander to (you) in order to build their base and income. Now they can fuck around and have fun with their oshis etc.

>>25089975
My favorite streamers don't even pander, they're just fun people.

>>25089910
predebut 2021 or late 2021? If the former then cant wait for the cross company collabs

It'll be okay
It's only a few weeks
Enna will be be back before we know it
There's plenty of other things to do in the meantime...

>>25089772
It's not about male vs female fans its about asian vs western fans. If you took away the JP/CN/TWN donations from the boys they would be comparable to the girls.

>>25090023
Statistically, at least a few Aloupeeps will die before she comes back.

NijiEN is so peaceful i wish we get another "all out war"

>>25089975
>have fun with their oshis
Who does this apply to?

>>25089772
Women give more money but are also 10x more of an awful fanbase

>>25090063
Dont worry, Petra will snitch on her rat coworkers like last time.

I wuv you Rosemi-sama!

>>25090122

>>25089833
say something about family or unity

>>25089832
Good, I can keep him for myself. The less attention he gets from /here/ the better.

>>25090055
Hopefully me

>>25090112
Dont start the gender war timeloop just to revive the thread...

Collab spam? What’s that? Seems like it isn’t on my oshi’s vocabulary.

>>25090067
All of them. Enna for example no longer can for obvious reasons. You don't join Hololive/Nijisanji just for money, you 99% likely would never get a chance to interact with your oshi outside of joining. They're pretty open about how amazing it is to interact with them (Pomu is the biggest mito simp even in her PL) so it's not a bad thing but it's something people shouldn't be surprised by.

Goodnight I hope I dont wake up tomorrow and I just see a big retry button leading to a character customization screen.

>>25090153
helicopter rrat~

>>25090023
Aloucreep, it's only been two hours since Enna left.

UOOOOOOH
DARKNESS EATER SEEEEEEX

>>25090187
suicidal briskadet...

>>25090112
That'd be a price I'd be willing to pay for the amount the guys earn

>>25090167
I mean, it's just true. Have you seen Luxiem chats? They have more twitter drama bullshit in a week than the rest of the branch has had in the past year.

it's been a long day
without you my friend
but I'll tell you all about it
when I see you again
when I see you again...

>>25090187
): stay strong briskadet you are loved(not by me but by someone probably)

>>25090187
Good night! dont kill yourself anon!

AAAAAAAA I WANNA HAVE SEEEEEX
IT'S BEEN A YEAR ALREADY WHY THE FUCK IS THE EN NSFW CONTENT SO FEW

>>25090054
I think the better question is why don't the JP/CN/TWN markets like or check out the EN girls. Is can't just be female chuuba saturation?

>>25087932
Probably trying to get a person with spinal injury to ejaculate with electric stimulation.

>>25090277
aloupeep it's not even the evening yet don't start day drinking...

>>25089833
wait for sea hours they take the most obvious bait and shitpost as long you put the name of the boys especially luxiem ones

>>25089585
I dropped him early on when he could name every single h*lonigger but couldn't be bothered to remember the name of anyone from Nijisanji
To be fair I never got into his stuff though he's like male early Petra: A snoozefest

>>25090408
When no one else can understand me
when everything I do is wrong
you gave me hope and consolation
you give me strength to carry on...

i can smell it bros

>>25090277
I used to say I live my one failed attempt at a time.
And I think that's why I watched Enna.
Because she did too.

I just caught on that Fulgur joined Nara and Hyona on vc, yesterday. God, I wish that was me.

Eibo was so happy last night bros.

Killer, listen, shit ain't the same without you at home
Phony niggas walk around trying to be your clone
They really fear you, when you was at home, they was pale
That's why they wanna see you either dead or in jail

>>25090180
They barely fuck around and have fun with their oshis though.

>there's already more than one instance of Salome futa
The future is looking bright desuwa