/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Getting called a good viewer
This is the happiest /asp/ has ever made me feel
Shame i will become a chuuba

I love this dog like you wouldn't believe.

>>24999888
Viewerbros...

What game should I stream?

playing a cool low poly game
https://www.twitch.tv/dekunobou_
>>24999888
viewers deserve all the praise desu

>>24999888
Active chatters are a godsend

Take the ikemen pill

>>24999911
i want someone to lovepost me like this too... when will i make it

>>25000156
Can you please mate press me?

>>25000156
I thought you said you were done with the threads not too long ago?

>>24999888
I fuckin love my viewers, and active charters are a gift from god

Mashi...

Hope you guys have a fun and productive weekend ahead

>odette DM’d me on her alt
Yikes

>mashi rejoins
>1 second later yellow cat returns from his hibernation
At this rate they’re going to be doing karaoke in the same room if you know what I mean

:)

>>25000804
you guys haven't banned yellow cat from the discord yet? that's extremely embarrassing. get rid of him.

>>25001073
hot wings sis

>>25001073
AAAAAAAAAAAAA AIN LIVE2D!!

>>25001073
AIN REAL?

>>25001073
This will be ain graphics in 2013

>>25000804
I honestly don't have any opinions towards mashi but yellow cat talks so much its impossible to be around him.

I don't get the appeal of Ain, she's like

>>25001293
Ain is a degenerate just like us and that's why we love her

>>25001293
i'm simply supporting a friend. she's also pretty enjoyable to have a conversation with.

Where do lonely girls hang out? I want to do BFE and need to know where to shill

>>25000503
The expression is very cute anon, thank you! however, I don't really understand what is being conveyed? do I have a clone? are you replacing me..?

>>25001293
I don't even know who she is.

>>25001600
Didn't you know? Lonely girls become chuubas. The viewers provide the BFE

>>25001749
she has bigger boobs Mashi, be careful of your clones

>>25001600
/cgl/
/gd/
/lit/
/int/
/jp/
/soc/
those come to mind

>>25001600
crystal cafe
Godspeed anon

Long live big boob mashi! Down with the original!

>>25001981
that place is actually worse than r9k

>>25001749
something like that, I was just playing around

>>25001981
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ANON, YOU'LL BE KILLED

>>25002078
that's really cute and soulful anon, I love your style! thank you so much for choosing to draw me he he

>>25002184
Nta but are you single

>>25000156
i can't believe this man is getting filtered by a slide puzzle
also i dunno if its a matter of reading messages late but you seem to consistently respond to things a bit after they appear on your actual screen; do you have low latency enabled?
also picrel was the solution i had in my head you goof

>>25001981
Holy shit it's really a black mirror situation. Is this what I sound like from the female pov? crystal dot cafe/feels/res/71974.html#72019

>>25002385
this has to be satire this cannot be real

>>25001600
/asp/cord. DM bunnelope and she will fuck you.

>>25002385
>If you don't sound like an Icelandic Norse god or a British man with microwaved balls, you're considered a "Moid"
If this is what female group chats are like, thank god for making me a man

>>25002509
You should talk to women sometime

>>25002653
Anon said girls not limp dick trannies

>>25002385
>i need to stop falling in love with every moid who is remotely nice, kind to me or makes me laugh AAAAAAAAAAA
That's just how I feel when a female vtuber gives me the time of the day.
If you're looking to do BFE there's an untapped audience of femcels there

Oh man I'm so excited for you guys who just learned about crystal cafe lol. "scrotes"

>>25002680
look i've seen a bunch of people on 4chan spout terms like "roastie" or "hambeast" to people that weren't either i don't think you should be surprised that anonymous women would do the same

vtubers?

...

>>25002793
What, you're telling me female /asp/ies are regulars at the crystal cafe?

>>25002984
months ago i'd seen people mention how some of the other /wvt/chuubas used the site so i wouldn't be surprised if any of the girls here did too

discord.gg/eGt4K4N7
discord.gg/eGt4K4N7
discord.gg/eGt4K4N7
discord.gg/eGt4K4N7
discord.gg/eGt4K4N7

Come one come all to the /asp/cord

>>25003029
I still feel too autistic to post much

>>25002385
Jesus this menhera is way out of our league even.
I mean, all of us here are only larping about loving 2d and no 3dpds right, r-right?

>>25002263
no sorry, I am not interested!

>>25003160
No, anon. A lot of the motherfuckers posting on this website look like Al of Al's Toy Barn from Toy Story 2 irl. Those are the people posting uooooh.

>>25003147
everyone is autistic so might as well join in

>>25003147
>>25003252
I left immediately because I did not feel autistic enough

>>25002385
you'd be suprised at how women talk about choking on dicks and guzzling cum like how guys talking about impregnating and mating pressing. you genuinely dont have to go that far to see the shit they post, just check out nijien general and the posters that focus on males

>>25002984
I didn't know about it but I consider myself a femcel so I'll check it out

>>25002984
Mashi wrote this and nobody can convince me otherwise

>>25003160
Haha, r-right. Only LARPing.

Bunnelope please do GFE. Kiki needs some competition.

>>25003321
Ain...

>>25003498
I knew about CC for a long time. I don't like it there though. Aside from my opposition to wide-believed things on that site, its downright grim.

>>25003286
If I ever have a partner, it'd be nice to have one that likes having sex. All those femcels lamenting that they can't have a boyfriend because they have no libido is kind of sad.
This is an eye opener.

I can save them

>>25002887
Stay hard, rocky

>>25003635
i mean theres plenty of guys that can't satisfy their girlfriends as well due to low tes or small dicks or eretile dysfunction or what have you, or guys that are so unconfident in their ability to be with a woman both physcially and emotionally that they give up trying. we are all human and our issues aren't as different as you think. although i'd argue that a woman not feeling like fucking is much more tame of an issue than your dick literally not working

>>25004612
>guys that are so unconfident in their ability to be with a woman both physcially and emotionally that they give up trying
bald anon...

>>25004658
Exactly. :(

Im sorry for being a bad viewer, never interacting on stream

>>25004612
>or guys that are so unconfident in their ability to be with a woman both physcially and emotionally
the guy I'm seeing is kind of like this, he has very low self esteem and is afraid of anything sexual.

>>25004658
thats actually a pretty good direct comparison, that dude was pretty broken from being bald

If you could convert 1 babi to use a male avatar, who would you convert? (Except kaiser he's in limbo waiting for his knight model)

>>25003635
>All those femcels lamenting that they can't have a boyfriend because they have no libido is kind of sad.
yeah I've seen relationships strained because one person felt like they weren't enough for the other because their libidos were completely different
sometimes even when you tell someone that it's okay they can't bring themselves to believe it and it messes with their head

>>25004911
cordy

>>25004612
>>25004684
Bald anon have you considered hair transplant my brother it would at least restore your confidence back. If Wayne Rooney did it because he hated his look, so should you

>>25004911
azu

>>25004963
Nah, he just needs to come to terms with it. I'm another bald anon and I'm fiiine with it.
Admittedly I'm also single and a virgin but I've come to terms and I'm fiiiine with it.

I found a thread about girls who like to huff their own menstrual pads and one of them compared it to chugging onions sauce.
Confirmed Ain a crystal cafer.

>>25004911
Dog anon turning out to be converter anon was pretty funny, I wonder if he'd convert another /here/ babi

>>25005092
it's okay to cry sometimes

>>25002385
I'm too sober for this shit right now.

>>25005139
he what

>>25003382
She hasn't got the right type of charisma for that. Ain on the other hand...

>>25004911
nasu one million percent, a lot of people dislike his content cuz apparently he spergs about a small corpo but hes among one of the try hardiest with making songs and making nice twitter posts. aspies get shit for not trying, but he genuinely tries and hes not rewarded due to being cunny

Hi /asp/friends! I haven't streamed in a while because weather bad. I'm glad to be back! Come join me for some block simulator

https://www.twitch.tv/Lullabaa

>>25005097
Damnit. I've been found out.
>>25005289
I barely have relationship experience, and all of it was with girls at the time of relationship. I wouldn't know what to do to appeal to the broader male audience, and I can't hold down a relationship with a woman either ehehe. I also don't consume GFE/BFE content and am unfamiliar with how it usually goes, I'd have to do some research before venturing into doing GFE. Its something I have thought of before, and I could practice reading some scripts, but it'll be a while before I do anything like that.

>>25006067
i could see it now... flustered host ain trying to provide gfe aimed at girls... cute...

>>25002385
>>25003160
>only larping
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Anon. That said, it doesn't look any different than the waifu drooling threads. Honestly crystal doesn't look any different from Ososan threads on /a/.
On my side, I've never been too keen on emotional proximity and physical contact with another person beyond what's strictly unavoidable let alone anything sexual deeply disgusts me. I still love my 2d waifus and husbandos, perfect way to tarnish your soul while remaining clean.

>>25006067
you tell dudes to dm you if they jack off to you, you are already going way above and beyond regular gfe, this is parasocial brain worm territory.

>>25006395
That's because I consume parasocial brain worm territory content. Or atleast my brain twists it to be as such.

>>25004911
cordy

>>25005536
Anon, are you ok? It sounds like you are horribly fixated on Nasu.
I've seen you post about him a lot and its always the same thing while being oblivious to his obsession with prism and saying he makes nice twitter posts and everything... Lots of aspies do that?

>>25006966
>What does he mean by this?

>>25004911
Probably Cordy, he has that cool bro vibe that I'd hang out and drink with

>>25007087
yeah i realize its gunna sound obsessive if anons remember some of my other posts but idk it feels like hes doing all the right things for the wrong reasons and it messes with my head. i guess i will just drop it.

Cars are fun to record in Holy shit you ever sit down in a car for an extended period of time at night and just let your voice spill out of your lungs until midnight hot birthday biscuits I'm sleepy as hell goodnight /asp/

>>25007767
night, Bunnelope

>>25007678
nta, but I really want to know, are you a fujo

>>25007830
no and i dropped my link before, have fun guessing

>>25005986
Hey Lullabaa, glad you're back. Just letting you know I want to french kiss you while mating press. Big love.

>>25007678
It's ok man! I just thought it was a bit odd because I recognize all these posts.
You can post about your favorite aspie whenever you wanted.

AHHHH IM SUCH AN AWKWARD AUTISTIC BORING MONOTONE STUTTERING STREAMER. I'VE BEEN AN ANTISOCIAL LONER FOR MOST OF MY LIFE AND NOW I PAY FOR IT WHERE I NEED IT THE MOST

But I want to improve myself... I want to make it... But man is it tough at first

>>25008234
You can do anon!

>>25008234
Got a channel or stream?

We can post about our favourite aspies?

I want to get caught in the rain with Cublala and spend the rest of the afternoon fucking under the bus shed while our clothes dry!

someone save sloth

>>25003205
Why not?

>>25008520
That bnnuy is mine.

>>25007087
>obsession with prism
Seems like he's getting what he wants out of it

>>25007767
you're making me miss car anon even more..

I wanna find a crystal cafe gf and make her happy…

>>25009005
After all he's donated that's the least I'd expect....

>>25009434
did he spend a lot of money on his oshi?

>>25006966
Thanks anon for remind me, i will be playing rimworld and Syobon Action on twitch.tv/eraxs.
Remind yourself anons, the more you skinwalk me, the more i shill on the thread, this your first and final warning <3

>>25009878
Is this supposed to be like, threatening or something? We dealt with yellow cat for like 3 months. You are fucking nothing.

>>25009704
nta but he's #2 all time on her streamlab all time ranking

>>25010029
no, just a reminder anon

How bad and aesthetically unpleasing is it if I want to use the gundam color palette for my model (blue, white, red, yellow).
At first I wanted a blue-white flower motif, but then I realized gundam was my first gateway to weebshit, might as well make it part of my model

>>25000432
I don't know anon...
>>25000500
I don't recall saying anything like that? Maybe someone was skinwalking as me or something. I don't feel comfortable talking in this thread though since apparently I seem to upset some people
>>25002276
Slide puzzles are hard okay
>also i dunno if its a matter of reading messages late but you seem to consistently respond to things a bit after they appear on your actual screen; do you have low latency enabled?
That and also I get caught up ranting and forget to look at the chat. Also because my monitor is so far away I have to put a fair bit of effort to look at the monitor properly so I forget to check chat when things get quiet desu

Also that pic was the solution I had in mind, but apparently its impossible to get that solution, like the game tries to trick you into wasting time doing it like that or something? According to a quick search at least

>>25010310
>apparently I seem to upset some people
You have nice things so the poorfags and cheapskates are jealous, that's all.

>>25010310
Don't be worried about what 1 or 2 people say in this thread, a lot of people are sore losers or poor people being salty/jealous.

>>25008444
And be branded an opportunistic sexpest trying to slide in her DMs while she’s down? Eh I’m sure one of the girls will comfort her.

>>25005986
seed!

>>25008444
didn't she show her tits or something

>>25012479
where

>>25012303
Anon what the fuck this is so cute thank you so much!!!

>>25012564
ask on the backdesk
she also does lewd vocaroos
dm me if you want requests

My manager gave me the day off and I feel oddly motivated today to get off my ass & actually do something. I think I'll get backgrounds & other assets set up & stream Monday since I also have it off and I might as well get my 1st stream in before I leave town for a week to see if I like it

>>25013300
Go for it anon! First one's like tearing off a bandaid.

>>25013300
>manager
Do you mind elaborating what a manager does?

>>25013482
I would assume that person was talking about their manager at their day job. You dork.

>>25013510
Ah, I'm stupid lol.
The other day anons were discussing chuuba managers and I guess I'm still wondering what they really do for indies.

In all seriousness; why?
Not in a nihilistic way but what exactly are you striving for? "Oh I just wanna have fun" sure but you don't need to stream to have fun, right? You could just play alone. "Oh I just wanna meet new friends" yeah yeah we've all said this at one point or another. Plot twist; you don't, you just want to see that viewer count rise. And don't bullshit me with "I really actually truly wanna make hecking friendorinos!", i've seen MANY an /asp/enis complain up and down about their fucking numbers. 10. 20. 50. 100. Ohh look at the poor viewer count~ Fuck off, if you're pulling over 5 VIEWS you're in Twitch's top 4%. Have you ever considered when your "friends" would start blurring into numbers? What about your fellow /asp/ies, will you even remember them? Not only that, why're you even here? "/asp/iring vtubers", this is what this place is called right? You've probably already debuted, hit affiliate, pulling 10+ CCV, so why're you here? What's left to aspire? Do you really see yourself playing games on Twitch for another year, maybe 2 or 3 or 5 or 10 years? Again, for what reason? Your number 1 goal. What is it?
This isn't a schizo post. This is a reality you all need to face.

>>25013799
I want hundreds/thousands of people watching me and throw me money. It's that simple.

>>25013799
im just jealous

>>25013799
>we've all said this at one point or another
So you're a failed ngmi and just projecting? kek. Stay mad. I will make it.

>>25013841
>>25013865
>>25013893

>>25013919
honestly, what did you expect?

>>25013378
I'm nervous about it to some degree but I know that outside of shilling here, the aspcord, and to my friends who watch vtubers that noone will watch a png tuber during his 1st stream anyways so it's not like I have a ton to actually be worried about. I just don't know if I should play a slower game with less mainstream appeal but that gives me more to talk about both game thoughts & random things or if I should just go for a more exciting game right off the bat where I'd be more focused on the running game commentary. Against, not something I need to actually be worrying much about because 3 viewers is probably the most I could hope for anyways.
>>25013482
As the other guy guessed, I'm talking about my day job's manager.

>>25013799
To make a cozy community of gamers, to play vidya, money is nice and all, but comradery in fellow gamers is better

>>25013936
I expected something along the lines of "vtubing is my foundation into X thing and allows me to amass an audience to increase my success at X thing". X thing being something tangible like an actual job. If a vtuber lacks the foresight to plan ahead, they're no different than a headless chicken.
>>25014001
There's plenty of communities out there full of 'cozy gamers'. What would make yours so special?

>>25014086
If a vtuber has the foresight to plan ahead, they'd be working on that plan now instead of typing a 200 word essay /here/ to please your no wrongthink mentality. Even the anon who just wants fame and money gave his honest answer, and if they're working on it, that's good enough. Ask even the biggest vtubers that question and they'd look at you weird. Goals don't need to be grand.

>>25014086
Cozy gamers based of 4chan? I want comradery of chads, not overhyped zoomies who think racial slurs are funniest thing ever and thinking sperging out is a personality trait

>>25013799
Some split between ego and wanting to force myself to become less of a wallflower in a way that I find a bit easier than forcing it in real life due to the relative anonymity. I feel weird about even making posts on social media, let alone approaching random people in real life, might as well do something where I have to force myself to post on social media, talk to random people, and talk more if I want to have any crumbs of success.

>>25013799
I want to force myself to talk and interact with people more. Living in the middle of nowhere, even having 10+ active chatters is a major improvement than the kind of human interaction I can get here.

>>25013799
This question is pretty much a reskin of: "Why do you want to learn how to play guitar/bass/drums/etc when you won't be able to be the next rockstar?"
Ask this question to any musical instrument community out there and you'll get the answer you're looking for, goodluck soldier

>>25013799
I'm a 30 year old with depression who lives in his parents cellar, paying their mortgage off because they're both medically retired.
I play games and watched chuubas for escapism. Thought I'd dip my toe in, and I really like it. Lets me pretend I have friends.

>>25014204
No. It's not good enough. I'm sick of diamond dozen vtubers coming into existence on an hourly basis and I'm sick of their pathetic shortsighted goals. We're coming into the age of oversaturation, not innovation, not entertainment, just the same fucking boy-in-a-hoodie VRoid model playing whatever top 5 category on Twitch. Fame, fortune and sex doesn't cut it anymore.
>>25014212
Chads don't know what a 'Chad' is. Grow up.
>>25014232
>>25014296
>>25014519
Both gmi. Humble goals, no delusions of grandeur.
>>25014447
Not the same thing at all.

>>25014538
Chad is a just a term anon, i just used it so you can understand it better. Or did you think i will a bunch of buff half-naked balkans and play squad with them?

>>25014538
>No. It's not good enough.
>Humble goals, no delusions of grandeur.
Hey make up your mind

>>25014593
That was a joke...

>>25014538
>no delusions of grandeur.
I feel like those who actually gmi are the ones with drive, yknow? The ones with big enough goals that the motivation doesn't run dry after getting a few viewers/friends. The one example of a successful /asp/ie (Lumi) was described as a super tryhard with insane schedules and willpower. She's in a corpo doing well for herself now. These "I just want X and talk to people" stuff won't get them anywhere.

>>25014689
If you were to ask her what her motivation is, she would just tell you that she's only doing it to make people smile. She can easily succeed outside of vtubing.

>>25014773
>easily
And now you're undermining people's hard work. What do you want bro?

>>25014820
I'm a different anon, im not undermining anything. I'm of the opinion that as long as you find it fun and find some measure of success to it, you should keep it going without any delusions of grandeur that you're gonna be a big content creator one day.

>>25014689
>>25014820
That nigga wasn't me, but yeah Lumi's a nice perspective. Model A student type of shit, I remember her saying she wanted to join a corpo so it goes to show what grinding hard work can reward you with. That's all i'm really trying to get across here, there's so many aimless vtubers who easily succumb to depression because of their uneasy future. I just want people to form a goal, no matter how utterly fucking insane, and stick to that plan. It CAN work out. It HAS worked out before and YOU can do it.

>>25014974
so >>25013841 had the best goal here after all

>>25015008
kek. I will never understand touristfags

>>25015008
Not insane enough but better and more honest than most.

>>25014974
i want everyone who's more successful than me to die, surpassing them is too hard of a task.

I’m a dork.

Babi lust...

reminder that you don't need to have any reason to do the things you want to do
just do whatever the fuck you want

>>24999888
no one ever called me that directly but they have said things that can be interpreted like that

>>25015670
exactly

>>25004848
This would probably be me but i don't go outside enough so no one will ever know

>>25003029
who the fuck is tide. hes posting all /business business max profits/ over the discord, but doesnt check people out first? sperging out telling fushi to speak with olivia on how to go fulltime?

>>25016170
yeah we complained about him last thread. hes pretty autistic about treating indie vtubing like some sort of multi billion dollar branding project despite having 0 credibility outside of being able to spout graphic design jargon

>>25016314
the discord needs a cull. theres people in there who arent streamers or associated here at all. its just another envtuber discord

>>25016426
It very quickly became a place where everyone just invites their friends and then those friends invite more friends. It has basically nothing to do with /asp/ at this point.

>>25016458
i blame yellowcat

>>25016426
to be fair he did say he started lurking here like a month ago, but still it doesnt justify the autism

>>25016458
>It has basically nothing to do with /asp/ at this point.
everyone who had stopped by in pretty sure has done so through this thread still though
a real "envtuber discord" looks more like the one cadence made last year in an attempt to make a public version of the old /asp/cord and the difference was very noticable

>>25016426
I agree. It needs to be remade and closed off from the general for a while.

what if you stopped linking and talking about the stupid aspcord?

>>25016170
I'm glad someone else has the same opinion, dude is just an egomaniac with subpar design skills. Imagine admitting you know nothing about vtubing yet going on paragraph long explanations detailing streaming styles, avatar designs and content? He needs to be lynched from the server.

It was me Cublala, now you know

>>25016917
this has to be a joke
if that happens then we really will just be speedrunning timeloops

>>25017685
honestly the thing that annoys me the most is the complete lack of sense he has?
i mentioned the saying to fushi /hey you should speak with olivia shes full time/. doesnt matter if hes great at the graphic design hes just so shortsighted and not willing to check i kind of wonder if hes just a highschooler larping

>>25017843
>i kind of wonder if hes just a highschooler larping
Most likely a kid that just wanted to help, without actually thinking. But he's annoying as fuck. Just ban him and we can move on

>>25017843
Someone on the last thread called him "peak viewer" and I honestly couldn't describe him better myself. Gave him the benefit of the doubt until I saw his muppet-tuber schedule redesign. Literal Microsoft Powerpoint tier. He really is just a dumb larper with a big mouth.

>>25013799
I want to expand my skill library and improve the ones I already have. I know it doesn't have to be vtubing but there's something about it that draws me in. Vtubing is really just my second project I'm working on and it'll help me with the first one in terms of working and interacting with the community since it's one of the few things I'm unfamiliar with. If anything, I want to see what I can do with vtubing and make something out of it, no matter how small.

Doing art for chuubas and seeing their reactions gives me a warm feeling and I want to continue making art or other kinds content.

>>25013799
i guess this question seems to be asking both why i'm streaming and why i'm still in this thread
>why're you here? What's left to aspire? Do you really see yourself playing games on Twitch for another year, maybe 2 or 3 or 5 or 10 years?
i started posting here well over a year ago and the thread was a nice place to talk about being a vtuber. i've seen many others talk about how this thread gave them the push to start or others just asking for help and i enjoy that this thread can exist to give people that push. i'm glad there there have been more dedicated anons beating me to making new threads though but i'll still keep making new threads if they stop
>Your number 1 goal. What is it?
I've never been one to make any sort of lofty goals; both on my debut and on my anniversary I listed them out but it was all things that I had direct control over like "connect more with people" or "put out more song covers". I've learned a lot about video editing and music mixing and I'm even going to be taking some vocal lessons over the summer. Streaming has really helped improve myself and I've had a lot of fun keeping up with it but I know it's not going to last forever since I'll eventually have to go back to school for a master's and take a long hiatus ;_;

Well that's a nosebleed, ahah, why do I feel stressed when all I do is talk into a mic for 2 hours

>>25021862
I don't get nosebleeds but my face tingles like crazy when I stream. I guess these are some of the things that can be chalked up to beginner blues that get better with time.

>>25013799

>>25018125
>seeing their reactions gives me a warm feeling
Believe me, it's mutual. When I woke up this morning I was beside myself. You really brightened my day with your drawing.

>>25013799
It's the one creative activity that made me appreciate the process. I tried drawing, singing, writing, playing various instruments, but nothing sticked. Now when I started recording, editing, and streaming for real, I had that initial hype, and it didn't fade away like it did with every other thing. I genuinely have fun even with the boring parts of being a content creator

I'm still in this thread because I'm still not a proper VTuber with a rigged model and all, but I mostly lurk anyway.

https://twitter.com/FacelessLaya/status/1530182719057149954

Ain looking sharp

>>25023238
I don't remember writing this post...

SEX WITH AIN.
MAKING AIN A HAPPY WOMAN.
GIVING AIN THE LOVE SHE DESERVES.
GROWING OLD WITH HER.
LETTING OUR LOVE OUTLAST THE UNIVERSE.

>>25009878
it's really telling that even when you try and be obnoxious you still command less attention than every other schizophrenic here. you're literally a potted plant.

>>25013799
as a viewer i hope that my favorite streamers keep streaming even if they don't get crazy numbers

>>25023908
I posted this.

holy fuck are all you aspies just saviorfagging the retarded bear? how the fuck did she end up with 200 followers when shes obnoxious as fuck
you faggots should gatekeep better and stop humoring ngmis

>holy fuck are all you aspies just saviorfagging the retarded dog? how the fuck did he end up with 1500 followers when hes obnoxious as fuck
>you faggots should gatekeep better and stop humoring ngmis

Do you see how retarded you sound? It's okay if you're jealous over growth but come on anon

>>25025602
at least dog is good at art

>>25025602
Do not put dog and the retarded bear on the same comparison levels, there's nothing to compare here.

>>25025797
who's the retarded bear?

>>25026043
mirukuma

>>25016170
>>25016314
>>25016426
>>25016458
who is visage? hes posting in the discord that theres no difference between corpo and indie because corpos get more money but have to pay?
is he retarded?

>>25025602
>dragging down an /asp/ie to defend a different /asp/ie
opinion discarded.

>>25025390
imagine being a crab over a sweet girl who streams consistently at the same hours and does her reps by making videos on other sites.

>>25026273
I like Miru. Why would you say she's retarded? Has she been fucking up her Visage run?

>>25025390
crab but also do people genuinely think 200 followers is a lot

>>25026574
around these parts? yes.

>>25004847
Numbers matter too

>>25025390
I know I'm shit, don't need to rub it in man..

>>25025390
she is cute. i just can't watch her much because she often streams when one of my favorite male vtubers does

>>25025390
you know, i didn't really follow or watch her before but now i will just out of spite

>>25003147
One of the most active members is a literal autistic 18 year old

>>25027394
Alto...

>>25027394
Speaking of the autistic 18 year old, how is he doing? I saw he stopped being a 2view, good for him.

>>25027590
he gets pity views. won't last long

>>25006067
Inexperienced girls are appealing to most guys, you'll be fine. It's inexperienced guys who shouldn't do bfe (Looking at you Alto)

>shitting on Alto timeloop

>>25028111
look, it's either shitting on alto or azu.

did tide ever post his work? aside from the powerpoint schedule

>>25027590
It was because he was collabing with dog anon, we wanted to see them implode but nothing worthwhile happened

>>25012564
Search "Sloth tits" on any /trash/ archive

>>25028111
lesson for anyone trying to self post. do it literally once, get your feedback and just go or just occasional link drop for going live. if people get too familiar with you they will randomly talk about how shit you are when they are bored

>>25028634
it really depends on the person because I've seen a lot of people selfpost and only a couple get shit on with any regularity and even then there's usually supportive posts for them as well

My commissioned sketch design is nearly finished and I smiled ear to ear when I saw the progress, what is this feeling bros...

>>25028698
I had one anon say "your design isn't great" first time I ever posted here. That's the only shit I've ever gotten.
But I've never had nice feedback here either.

>>25028337
I have not. Although the preverbal powerpoint itself was a layout draft, rather than an intended end product. But I do get your sentiment anon. I didn't show enough respect to the prior creation, let alone my own. So instead I am going to take the advice of prior threats comments, shut the fuck up both here and Discord and only post completed projects. Beyond watching / supporting you guys from afar when possible. I have may have upset some of you, but I do genuinely wish you all the best in your vTubing efforts! Keep at it anons, I believe you'll make it

>>25029062
honestly, just post your work and if they're good people will take your essays seriously and stop dogging on you.

>>25028698
sure, but its really unnecessary attention and a target on your back if you do it too much. people will always bring up your worst aspects unprovoked, such is the nature of this website

>>25029062
the problem is you have no credentials. No twitch or twitter linked, a generic discord name. there's a lot of managerlarp from 15 year old viewers already.

>>25023385
I want to hold her talon-hand

>>25028050
Speak for yourself, i'm gonna take the retarded cowboy's virginity and you can't stop me!

>>25028698
I don't know. Say what you will, but people know who Azu is.
Nobody knows who the fuck I am, not even me.

Who should I groom?

>>25029062
this better be a fucking skinwalk

>>25029697
me

>>25029697
Me...

>>25029758
>>25029806
No, I want someone cuter

>>25029889
Me!

friendly reminder that babis don't belong in these threads because they don't aspire to be successful vtubers. all they aspire to do is larp as women and insert themselves into existing communities to make themselves the center of attention by creating drama and attacking others anonymously and behind their backs, motivated by jealousy and/or schizophrenia

>>25029416
This. As far as I know, you're just a lost /graphic design is my passion/er who somehow stumbled into a niche vtubing community. You're WAY out of your comfort zone which isn't bad but we don't operate on the same frequency per say. Want us to take you seriously? Post your work. This is basic /beg/ information and as a marketing guy you should've known this. We aren't threatening you, we just genuinely have no fucking clue who you are, what you're doing here and what you want.

>>25029969
t. seething terf

>>25029969
If you're gonna make shit up, at least make it long and entertaining to read. This seethe feels so generic

>>25029663
do you really want to come to these threads and read paragraphs upon paragraphs of hate about you

>>25029969
I want is babi porn.
Shut up.

>>25029889
I'm easy I promise..

>>25029969
It's no coincidence that the babis and their "fans" are coincidental some of the most annoying posters. Konrad is the only one who isn't insufferable but the babiposters still make me about them completely. No one else has been as insufferable as Azu, Kaiser, and the yellow cat.

>>25028111
Both are ngmi but Alto has the excuse of being 18, what excuse does Azu have? He even got handed a high quality L2D model for free and still hasn't made affiliate

>>25030343
Kaiser is a good boy, just a menhera.

>>25029697
Alto

>>25030381
He's still annoying

>>25030361
I don't even think he meets the streaming requirement

most valid male in /asp/?

>>25030343
Cordy is probably the best babi itt
>>25030361
In defense of Azu, cowboy got his model for free as well and took 7 months to reach affiliate

>>25030381
I'm jealous of Kaiser

>>25030529
>Comparing a modified VRoid with a Marbuccino model
Besides that, he only got the model after reaching affiliate

>>25030381
i still cant believe he told me the size of his cock, now when i watch him thats all i can think about

Which /asp/ie would most likely say yes if asked to ERP?

>>25030529
Alto's model is not even that good

>>25030688
How big?

>>25030529
One is exceedingly higher quality. There's no comparison. Azu is just bad despite having the tools to succeed , that alone should be an eyeopener for a lot of people here

>>25030715
Absolutely Ain
Definitely most babis
Maybe Miru

>>25030715
Me. Absolutely fucking me. On stream too. Anything from oviposition to human nugget porn, I have NO boundaries and equally no shame.

>>25030715
I would, if anyone ever DMed.

I'm not gonna address individual posts because they're too many, i don't really mind people shitting on me, but please don't use me to shit on Azu/other /asp/ies

>>25030063
They'd never be able to hate me harder than I hate myself

>>25028435
That thread where it’s all going down is hilarious, sloth just comes off as an animal that can’t be reasoned with when she’s horny, no matter how many people tell her to stop.

>>25029663
i mean yeah but people also know who chuubas like halbernacht and bloom are and they don't get any of the kind of schizoposting that azu or alto get

>>25030523
>valid

>>25031147
That's so hot sloth I will have lesbian sex with you just give me the word

>>25031191
Neither of them have been bothersome to their thread that's why

>>25030715
I wouldn't outright say yes, but I'd just start talking as if we already were.

>>25030523
i'm nb (male) and i know i'm heckin valid

>>25031147
I can't find this for the life of me, help a brother out

>>25031369
Surprised you 'can' talk with my (9 inch long) cock in your tight boi mouth. This calls for punishment, 1 fist or 2 clasped together?

>>25031320
Ain...

>>25031021
Anon is all talk until the mask gets taken off.

>>25030523
I'm male (female) . Me

You need to be more specific than just “Azu is just bad”
That is subjective. How is he bad? Is it how he speaks on stream, how he play games, how he posts and interacts on social media? He certainly isn’t “trying his best” when there can be things that may hamper him from doing so and actually succeeding vs where he is at the moment.

>>25031773
Shut up, Azu

>>25031497
Hmm... I'll go with 2 rows of my teeth chomped together. A growing boy needs his nutrients, after all. :)

>>25032083
*Goku walks into the room
"Hey guys!"

>>25031773
>Is it how he speaks on stream,
yes
>how he play games,
yes
>how he posts and interacts on social media
also yes

>>25030759
6 inches and ready to fuck

>>25031773
Azu talks and acts like someone who's heavily under socialized. He needs to get out there, get a customer facing job and talk to people. Also maybe go to college and make friends. Then come back to being a vtuber.

>>25032083
>>25032189
Goku quick, huck us a Senzu bean. This bitch crazy

>>25031773
There's a lot of Azu hate shit posts but there's been plenty of genuine criticism that he's acknowledged and ignored. He's lacking in quite literally every way aside from his model.

>>25030523

Most groomable aspie?

>>25033080
Alto

>>25033080
This has already been asked in thread. The clear answer is me .

i don't get why people say that the wave 3 mic is good. pretty sure sloth uses it but to me it does not sound much better than a headset mic. either it's horribly misconfigured or the recommenders are deaf

>>25033362
the former, she's got her settings all fucked up, it keeps cutting off her voice when she gets even the tiniest bit loud

>>25033080
You know, I never thought I was groomeable before I started vtubing.
But all it took was one viewer coming to most stream, chatting a bit and drawing some cute soulful art and I can't stop thinking about that viewer.
So it might be me. And I'm never going to make it so you might have a shot

>>25033399
that's the noise suppression. it's so shitty that i just used to tell her to turn it off because it works much better than any setting she tried

Why do people say sloth needs saving? Top 3 gift subs add to 197

>>25033491
Pretty much all mics will sound way way better without the noise suppression stuff in obs. I don't get why people keep recommending them instead of just practicing proper soundproofing.

>>25033653
it's the method that requires the least effort and many chuubs being poorfags living who knows where might not be able to install that kind of stuff in their rooms

>>25033653
nah you need atleast gate and compress . i mouth breathe super loud to use my chest voice and it sounds like im having an asthma attack so gate straight up deletes it, and my louds are ear shattering so compressor makes it actually listenable

>>25031773
But people have pointed out his shortcomings and he has ignored them every time?

Okay for real, why the fuck people larping as me, tf i did wrong?

the babicage is still by far the best /asp/ie setup

>>25033491
No, I think it's because she copied the settings for the compressor and expander.
You can't just copy those from someone else, those have to be done on a microphone/room basis. You have to follow along a video explaining what the sliders mean and how to tweak them.

>>25033993
who?

>>25033993
*farts*
t. you (aka me)

>>25034193
Eraxs, people seem to have a hatred towards me, don't know why

>>25034308
just stop posting here for a bit and schizos will move on to the next target

yellow cat

>>25034400

nobody cares that your eyes are fucked azu. it doesnt matter what your reason is. if youre not in a position to make good streams, do you think people should like your low quality content just because your disabled?

>>25034534
Holy shit the multi platform drifting. Just tell him in the cord or dms man

>>25034534
i hate discord niggers that use this as another #general but with hidden identity
if you are going to be an asshole at least have the decency to not be a pussy about it

>>25034686
I agree here, please just confront the person in dm's if you have an issue with them or say nothing at all. Useless drama to bring publicly for no reason

>>25034534
kek that guy really hit him with the "stop streaming and do your reps" while sugarcoating it based

>>25034534
You're the biggest sissy in a thread full of babis. Consider killing yourself.

man i hate that i cant look away from this dumpster fire of a general, i neglected hours of reps and sleep just to see schizos tear each other apart. when i get home i am not opening up this general for the rest of the day

>>25035119
see ya when you get home retard

>>25034605
Spinelessness is a prime trait of the aspie. It's why they complain here anonymously and not on the aspcord

>>25034950
The worst part is that as soon as someone showed up and said "nah just ignore the haters" he sends hearts and reacts to his posts
I dont even think Azu wants to improve, he just wants the attention.

>>25034534
I like to imagine you're one of the dudes telling him it's fine while being all positive n shit

>>25035339
If everyone just stopped posting about him hed disappear, no one her says anything positive about him so if people stopped shit posting it'd be over but that'd never happen.

Sex with Azu!

>>25035119
I blame the female /asp/ies, crystal cafe really opened my eyes, I was wearing rose-tinted glasses

Sex with Alto!

>>25030715
I would do it if anyone DM'd me after streaming

>>25035440
The moment people stop talking about azu you'll see random "nya.."s or "anzu"s being posted. Either he's addicted to the thread or the schizos won't let up.

Sex with Zun!

Sex with viewers!

Sex with Kaiser!

>>25034003
legit considered making a babicage myself despite not being a babi. might be cheaper than trying to soundproof my big, weird shaped room.

wonder if dumping a soft couch behind me would actually help, or if that's all bullshit.

>All those lonely girls on CC
I-i can save them!!

>>25035910
theres a strat where people get those bunk beds where you set up your desk underneath it so you can drape shit over your set up easier. cheaper ones dont cost more than $300

>>25036012
Lonely girls don't exist, anon.

>>25036322
That is somewhat true. No matter how broken a girl is, she'll still have a couple people orbiting around her. Someone to talk to if they want to. No matter the level of bipolarity.
I knew someone like that, she would have killed herself already if she was a man.

>>25036322
30 seconds on CC would let you know otherwise

>>25036611
i can see some fat chicks having it kinda bad but at worst they can just go online and bait guys with their voice and anime profile pic

hey wait a minute

>>25036757
I feel like half of the posts there are just them getting mad at porn and the other half talking about their boyfriends.

>>25026432
ex-corpo associate

>>25036611
many of the 1views i have found talk about being lonely but also about their friends. it does not compute for someone that has none of that

>>25036813
It's fine, I forgive you, just don't slip up and ruin the fantasy
I can only deceive myself so much

I can only draw really crappy anime/cartoon abominations. What what kind of character should I make? I can't think of any good ideas.

>>25036952
women have a lot of "friends" they hate just so they dont look like losers or for ulterior motives. ive had female roommates and all they do is shit talk their friends

>>25003382
Anon you might think you want this but you really don't. It will just make you and others unsettled and a little queasy.

>>25037283
i will never understand women. my autism makes me expect that you mean what you say