/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Joining Cover to get close with the girls

You're instantly dropped anon.

You never know until you try anon, nijiEN males did ended up gangbanging Nina and Mika.

Just fuck your mother instead

>>24668967
Cant forget those vshojo whores all sucking nux's cock all at once

>>24668681
>Should I try to get into holostarsEN?
You're not even funny on vt, so forget about entertaining mass public

>Be OP
>Male
>Cant sing
>Cant draw
>Cant be a woman
why would cover ever want you

>>24668681
apparently ina is a mega dyke but the anon that said so won't tell me why even tho there's apparently a reason. So good luck

>>24668681
You already failed

>>24669051
Every cute asian in existence is a dyke now….. yeah i call bullshit

>>24668681
I'd watch the hell out of an entire Italian Holostars generation where the collabs are them arguing over card games

>>24669051
She can't be a dyke, she was dating Omega, just like everyone else in HoloEN

>>24669141
My favorite Holostars member, Vinny Tagliattelli

I like how he had to say that he is balding like they hire people based on their looks.

>>24669051
za hando

>>24668681
Instantly disqualified for posting about it on 4chan

>>24669301
My oshi is Tony Esposito, but a lot of people like their genmates Mario, Vince, or Vic "Sonny" Caldarelli

>>24668681
lets ignore the whole getting dropped for the obvious motivation thing, do you have any content creating experience at all that involves being on media? If not, you are going to be autofiltered.

>>24669141
sadly, despite miko's best efforts, the hand-tech just isn't there yet.
captcha; KAWOP

>>24668681
>Should I try to get into holostarsEN?
Are you British?

You will never get to interact with HoloEN girls and you will be forced to be perform homosexual acts with your genmates.
Is this something you really want?

Yeah, women magically lose all of the conditions that make them reject people normally just because you're an anime guy with the only excuse of interacting with them being that you're from the same company. That's like saying you have a good chance of fucking a girl and all you need is to get into the same class as her. Except that's probably far easier.
At the end of the day when you strip away all the glamor they need to tiptoe around you on and off camera to avoid scandals from torpedoing both of your rice bowls, people watch both of you explicitly to stop this shit from sinking their golden goose, you're constantly flirting with other women for your livelihood, and the biggest issue of all is that they likely outearn you by an order or two of magnitude. If you were charismatic and clever enough to overcome all of that you could get a much better paying job and fuck them anyway by seducing their roommates.

>>24668681
You know it’s obvious to women when a guy wants to fuck them right?

>>24668681
No
They don't take people without experience
You're applying to a big 4 firm with no qualifications or previous experience

>>24668681
In the event of Holostars having free slots not taken by cronyism/nepotism, they'll prioritize experienced content creators(not necessarily streamers). This has been the case for years now in all Holobranches, male or female.
In other words don't bother.

>>24669104
Who made that image? A fujo?

>>24668681
Are you the guy who makes the lego city videos? If so then you should try it

>>24674925
"brotubers" will NEVER exist outside of your head. I can not think of a single 3dpd e-celeb who is not attractive. Vtubers are no different.

>>24668681
Being bald isn't necessarily a bad thing. And there is literally nothing wrong with being 5'9 (aside from using amerimutt measurements).

>>24675027
Thanks for telling me someone who I've been following for two years will never exist.

>>24668681
Ey Vinny stop daydreaming about your anime girls and get me more gabagool

>>24675027
Being attractive is not exclusive from being a bro, or do you think that cr1tikal and jerma got their fanbase by fujo-baiting for lonely fat whores
Male and female streamers are very differenr

>>24672061
A Welsh anon in a past thread showed that most of his audition video was watched and that he is aiming to go full-on BFE.

>>24675426
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/24437431/#24443948

>>24675027
Aris

>>24675178
He is not the ugly bastard or vegeta that's often wanted here. Still good-looking in his own way.
>>24675360
Learn what "fujo" means before using it.

>>24675559
Fujo is generally understood around here to mean "female fan of gay content"

Other meanings and especially the actual japanese translation are not really relevant here

>>24668681
Enter ironically by brainstorming ideas for your audition with /vt/ and keep your expectations low

>>24675559
How did I use wrong the term fujoshi? Besides it doesn't matter whore, the most succseful male streamers are the bro streamers that are fun to watch (which is already the holostars culture btw), not BFE faggots for thirsty ugly bitches like you

>>24675027

>>24668681
sorry anon but they require experience as a content creator and no - your OC rrats do not count as content.

>join Cover solely with the intent of getting close with your oshi
>you get in
>you finally see the woman behind the avatar
>she's unattractive

>>24676741
or even worse: she read all your messages, she laughed at your jokes, she thanked you for your superchats... but when you introduce yourself, she doesn't remember you and is completely uninterested in who you are. didn't she care that you had your two year member badge?? you meant nothing to her, you were just a face in the crowd among thousands that was treated no different from countless other people.

>>24668681
Pizza pasta mandolino berlusconi e porcoddio you should apply just for shit and giggles

>>24676871
>even worse
All of the spoiler goes without saying tho..

>>24676871
But seriously, do any of of you anons actually believe that you're anything more than just part of the homogenous blob known as "chat"? That you were "noticed"? Why would you set yourself up for disappointment like that?

>>24676017
I just love this guy. No strange concept, overwritten lore or elaborate design, just a dude who likes fishing. Fucking perfect.

>>24677777
I'm gonna go ahead and check these quints of truth.

>>24668681
>Join holo to get in girls pants
Oh hey, its the next Kouru. I will watch your career died in a month anon

>>24677777
ch-checked

>>24678433
>Kaoru
Spreading rrats again?

>>24675559
People don't want btotubers to be ugly bastards, they just need to look like anime MCs instead of looking like a capture target from a second rate otome game.

>>24678433
>died in a month
Post timezone.

>>24668681
>I could get in and convince ina to fuck me
You got it backwards. You need to fuck Ina first and then she'll do her nepotism thing to get you in. Then you can pull a sana on everyone for the lulz

>>24678713
>Ina asserted domINAnce and fucked both Sana and Kroni
She's such a fucking chad.

>>24678588
This looks like an anime main character