/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to drink Fauna's vegan pee

brap

I want to huff Fauna's vegan green veggie farts

>>24392705
GOD I wish that were me

Okayu
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98174307

I thought the jannies were going to leave us alone.
At least they don't ban us entirely. yet

>>24392847
Did we not just drop off in dead hours?

>>24393286
No, we got autosaged. Happened to thread before last as well.

>>24392705
>strapped to the mouth not the nose
Well, not a complete waste I guess.

https://youtu.be/lqlO4f4qkGg

>>24393286
>>24393365
Ah really? That's too bad. I was asleep when it happened.

>>24392847
they don't have the authority to ban us, and despite their screeching and appeals, the mods never actually do it because there are no grounds whatsoever for getting rid of these threads.
i say "they", but i am 95% positive it's a single assmad twit

Yea, for example theres a funny shitposting thread that has fulgur from nijisanji and sana as a couple, if you make it when SEA is sleeping, it lasts, soon as its morning in SEA hours it gets deleted, /meat/ keeps getting deleted to.
There's def some ass mad mod that just doesn't like shitposts or certain subjects.

>>24397925
/preggo/ gets instakilled every time

/ag/ started getting hit now too despite not breaking any rules.

>>24398874
Yea they where forced to move to /d/

>Pikamee: You can eat my shit
https://youtu.be/cSS8Pv_Z_EI

>>24397925
and yet they leave the number thread. which is bar none the worst thread on this board because of the mentality it makes people have. mods are very bias

>>24399256
Numbers has broken so global rules its unreal, its literally just an anti thread at this point.

>>24398971
don't fucking do this, it reinforces bad behavior. if board rules are not being broken, the threads should remain, plain and simple. in a battle of attrition, we will win, because if the tard tries to appeal to higher authority, he'll be laughed at and/or fired

>>24399399
I had nothing to do with that decision my dude, I'm just informing that preg is over there now.
Here Ill link it for you.
>>10210372

>>24399541
well, move back, don't just lie down and take it. i'll not allow my own general to be crippled, and i'd rather not yours indirectly damage its chances either

>Reine and Kiara check into their resort room
>luxurious as fuck
>plush couches, outdoor jacuzzi, and fully stocked kitchen
>Reine checks the bathroom and is audibly disappointed that there isn't a bidet
>there's also not a single roll of toilet paper, which is ridiculous considering the price they paid
>Kiara licks her lips and tells Reine not to worry about that

>>24401066
They said their bathroom only locks from the outside. I could see Kiara “accidentally” walking in on Reine shitting to get a whiff.

>>24401241
Or Kiara blowing up the bathroom and then locking Reine inside, until she begs and offers to do anything to be set free.

>>24395089
So Shylily is /ourgirl/ officially now, right?
I still can't get over that clogged train story. Just imagining being the lucky guy to go in right after her.

>>24402841
>actually believing the stories of this whore

>>24402841
she is up there
>>24403817
bro you simply can't lie about story like that, if it was fake it'd be far tamer

/ag/ keeps dying, guess I'll share the table with you guys for now

Any new burp clips going on?

>>24405319
one of the girls from the small corpos did an entire burp stream, it was linked in the previous thread


I also found an entire playlist of vtuber burps
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhenvKqSIOGlPtOyJsqF7YqwbeQah2k1H

>>24403817
Eh, at least I can hear it out of her mouth and imagine it. Better than those couple of female streamers who use those soundboard fart sounds and act like it was actually them. If she wants to concoct more stories about her being embarrassed at huge dumps she takes, I'm all for it.
>>24401561
>Kiara clogs toilet.
>Leaves lid open to make sure maximum stink.
>The second (you) walk in, she shuts the door behind you.
>The strong, bitter stink filling your nostrils.
>The quiet click of the lock being turned.
>Looking over, there's just a bowl almost filled to the brim with water.
>You take a hesitant step forward, the contents of the bowl becoming much clearer.

>>24399256
I don't even understand why people would enjoy the numbers thread. It's just scherzos competitively stanning for their oshis.

>>24408093
Back in the day it was like fantasy football shit, now its just a niji anti thread.

>Ollie's first thought is piss
https://youtu.be/ZBoHEJlqZig

>>24409551
I'm not even remotely surprised

an hour or so into Bae's new minecraft stream, she gasps and a burp slips out very loudly at the same time.

>>24416651
nobody is acknowledging it. i hope i'm not hallucinating again

Good luck overnight, young thread.

>>24416651
they also mention rimjobs in that stream, so that was fun

>>24416651
Time stamp when it’s over please

>>24417413
bless you for this

>>24417413
Holy shit that's hot.
Imagine the taste of fresh oni piss

>>24418297
Of course it was Gura who brought it up "by mistake", what a little goblin

I'm quite surprised to see another of these this soon after the last one got autosage'd. Let's hope this one doesn't suffer the same fate in these late-night hours.
Live long, thread. Live long.

Which holos are the most regular, going once or more a day?
Which ones are the least regular, going once a week or less?

>>24392715
She probably eats lots of beans for a healthy protein intake. Just imagine.

>>24419502
>piss
Yeah, haha

>>24417413
Marine's mouth toilet...

>>24392705
Dies this exist in real life?

https://youtu.be/yHpEC48DrBs

>>24416651
There's still no timestamp

>Lily: I've had some pretty loud farts
https://youtu.be/kzGJ8JuUA2M

>>24436689
>loud
That means her asshole is waxed.

>>24432892
I'm pretty sure that there's a subgenre of fart porn that's exactly like this.

do not dead

>>24442264
It's hard being a vtuber bodily emission enthusiast, it's a bit niche

Last thread someone mentioned the Go! Go! Nippon! sisters Q&A
>Makoto's dream about Akira puking on stream
https://youtu.be/KDFo1tDBpKM?t=943
>Questions about armpits & sweat
https://youtu.be/KDFo1tDBpKM?t=12775

Does anyone have good sources on factors that affect piss flavor. I want to write another ringo fic because I was unsatisfied with my last for lack of research. I feel that I couldn't properly express my five senses method of description. I want to do some fluffier work, abuse really isn't my thing.

>>24443780
I think the taste would mostly depend on diet, blood sugar, and hydration level. I'm sure there's academic papers out there about urine composition which could be used to inform taste. What was your previous fic btw?

>>24444982
Anon in Guantanamo, it was kinda rushed and I wasn't really happy with the abuse angle but I had locked myself into an idea

>>24445084
Nice, I liked the language used for the ringo scenes. Do you have a scenario in mind for the fluffier work?

>>24446611
I think If I were to do another I would probably do something more wholesome with passionate love making after a day of gardening, exercise, etc that would leave the girl with a variety of smells.

>>24447265
Always good to mix things up a bit. Looking forward to seeing what you do next

>>24443418
their models always look like they are about to pee themselves

>>24447265
My kind of story. I look forward to it

>>24450634
Makoto looks like she can hold it slightly longer, but Akira is constantly on the verge of leaking.

You find a genie’s lamp. The usual rules apply so you can’t make your oshi fall in love with you. So, as anyone would you use your first two wishes to make yourself rich beyond your wildest dreams. You decide to use your final wish on something related do your oshi’s ambrosia. What do you wish for?
I would wish for portal that transports my oshi’s farts directly to me once they exit her anus.

>>24453022
>can’t make your oshi fall in love with you
But can it make my oshi forced to use me as her fart cushion and toilet paper?

>>24453140
I see nothing wrong with that. She and anyone around her would just see you as a normal cushion/toilet paper. As such, her friends could also use you when they come over.

>>24453300
>using this wish right before all of Myth comes over to visit Kiara's place

>Sora ringo & choco
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95805029
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95808065

>>24453022
I'd wish for my oshi's common sense to get rewritten so she thinks all the stuff we talk about here is a normal thing to do.

https://youtu.be/6EkqSmSX0kc

>>24437680
that's too bad...

>>24461676
I'm going to toss Mumei's salad, the rat can watch

>>24461676
I'm honestly surprised they didn't know what that meant. Most of the time (outside of this website) I've heard of rimming in a more meme-y, less sexual context, it's been called "tossing the salad".

>POV: Gura's gonna piss on you
https://youtu.be/WfY4Ahj4xro

Has any chuuba ever acknowledged these threads

>>24465296
Suisei said "suipiss" on stream once but that's about it

>>24459656
Please tell me there's more of this

>>24465296
>>24466559
is jork

>>24468021
What's the best way to consume suipiss?
Straight from the source or filtered through her smelly spats after a three hour concert?

>>24468021
>israel

>>24467881
There's a good waki thread active >>24407929

>>24461676
>Gura: Barfing
Did Shark mix up Tossing the salad with Tossing your cookies?
I wouldn't mind Gura tossing her chum up on me.

>>24473511
Pero pero
https://youtu.be/_yNBsvrtv8M

>>24461993
And then toss the rat's salad so you can compare the taste

>>24475444
why keep it all to myself, the rat can get a taste as well

Who’s cleaner down there? Mum or Bae?

>>24476212
I feel like it could go either way, really

>>24476212
I think Bae. Mumei would continually forget to wipe until the smell gets so bad that other girls bring it up to her.

brap

We need images of the new bubble tea challenge performed by vtubers ASAP.

Which one of you fags is behind this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBLDeTqRv5o

Bump

>>24480226
Bae's also mentioned that she loves showering, which is a shame

interesting

>>24483903
Is there a new ringo variation of the challenge?

>>24493328
/ourgirl/

>>24495064
Kinda.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6147257&tags=idolmaster+bubble_tea+

>Millie's stream right now
>>24494154
>>24494236
>>24495115

The bonus sweaty indo noises add to it

>>24493328
>toilet karaoke
I hope that means what I think it means

>>24497645
Ame's cock...

>>24401241
>Kiara locked Reine in the bathroom
https://youtu.be/T6mSFsesGrY

>>24502136
Pink cat pee...

Oh no pagina nueve.

>Shion will compete with Chloe and not bathe for 10 days
https://youtu.be/SSxHaqgUVS0

>>24462475
I thought it just meant licking pussy, I didn't know it was asshole.

Fellas, some very important news.
According to Indos, Kobo constatly talks about shit in her streams and there's a very good chance that she actually has a scat fetish (or she has a very immature sense of humor).
Any Indo can confirm this?

>>24505421
>ten days isn't enough, two weeks it is
>I'll go for two weeks to compete with her
wew

>>24500641
this thread is predicting a lot stuff recently, it's kinda crazy

>>24506067
It came up a few threads ago with this clip: https://youtu.be/ml33PZ621Zc

>>24506067
It's more likely to be a Gura situation with her sense of humor, but she'll provide good content either way

Have done this in a while:
>your ambrosia
>top 5 chuubas whose ambrosia you want to see, smell, consume, etc.
For me:
>choco
>Ame
>Reine
>Suisei
>IRyS
>Noel

>>24511902
>top 5
Anon?

>>24512233
NTA but if you mean >choco, that's the ambrosia first

>>24513410
Is this a real thing?

>>24511902
Farts
>Fauna
>Marine
>Mori
>Moona
>Chloe
Piss
>Mio
>Fauna
>Sui
>Chloe
>Mori

>>24511902
brap
>ame
>bae
>marine
>ollie
>fauna
shit this was actually pretty hard

>>24513518
Yes https://youtu.be/GBBrzOKp628

>>24511902
>brap

>Moona
>Ame
>Coco
>Mori
>Chloe

>>24514093
shit i forgot about coco i'd probably put her in my top 5

>>24511902
Pee
>Mio
>Okayu
>Botan
>Lui
>Toko

Brap
>Noraneko
>Mito
>Okayu
>Chloe
>Aqua

If Gura sneezefarted, on which end would you put your mouth?

https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka/status/1527057715624914945?s=20&t=uFmcOYk5QH2PfSYF7BKcQg

Pee
>Gura
>Matsuri
>Suisei
>Chloe
>Ayame

Brap
>Gura
>Kobo
>Chloe
>Ayame
>La+

Choco
>All of the above
>All of them

Wonder iif Gura shits every day, like does she have a habitual routine where she poos the same time every day? Or maybe even twice a day? Or does she just hold on and wait until she's super full and packed, and someone's knocking at the door, turtle head coming out, waits until she's crowning before she goes?

>>24514391
It's unbearable how much I want Coco to duct tape my mouth and gas out my sinuses with a five hour facefarting session

>>24515097
How would Nina's Ringo taste?

>>24516474
Alcohol, a lot of it. You may get drunk after a sip

>>24516474
hunny

>>24511902
Sweat
>Gura
>Mio
>Botan
>Lui
>Polka

Piss
>Nene
>Lamy
>Ina
>Ollie
>IRyS

>Bae wants to get a binaural mic and blow a fake fart in your ear
https://youtu.be/GV4hq95oZcs?t=2169

>>24520317
the twist is that she will blow a real one

>>24516474
Vodka

>>24511902
Brap
>Chloe
>Haachama
>Moona
>Ame
>Noel

>>24515574
Gura has pretty bad habits in every other area of life, so she probably isn't regular. I think she waits until it's urgent, then runs to the bathroom.

>>24399541
Move back bro. Keep insisting with the threads, try diferrent hours to make the thead. /hag/ used to get deleted too

>>24526950
She gets those sudden burger shits that smell like Big Mac sauce and cheese.

>>24511902
farts
>coco
>chloe
>mori
>moona
>fauna
and 6th would be
>kronii

Short Fubuki and Matsuri fic based on this clip: https://youtu.be/0QxyWs7X0kU

Song #1 and #2: https://rentry.org/hwuvzx
tags: brap, ringo, choco, sweat

Piss
>reine
>moona
>pekora
>watame
>iroha

Sweat
>reine
>moona
>kson
>korone
>polka

>>24480226
Mumei is a neatfreak though

>>24532451
Nice work, especially the part where Matsuri and Fubuki had to switch their positions on stage

brap

>>24532451
I loooooove happy endings

Dump
I fear I'm becoming a little one-note with all the Ame hornyposts I put in these spoilers...

Hmm Yummy, smells like wet paint

https://mobile.twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1527161856044937216

>>24543509
This shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did

>>24543509
Joe-kun is /our guy/

>>24543453
Clearly you need to throw extra girls into your spoilers

>>24532451
>sulfuric sneeze
Never heard that one before

IRyS has been on medication that made her have to take bathroom breaks more than ever. All of a sudden now she can stream for over 6 hours and not need a bathroom break. Do with this information what you will.

nina pissed in the bath (real)
https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka/status/1527057715624914945

>>24549181
DiapeRyS?

>>24550358
What's with NijiEN and questionable colored liquids?
https://youtu.be/46Ojw9N8OQ8

>>24550358
Finana is just like me fr

https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu/status/1527138805161119744

>>24551474
I wish Selen would trap me in her "pilk" jar while she laughs

>>24549181
the only possibilities are that IRyS is:
>streaming from the toilet
or
>sitting on Bae's face
or
>just letting it go all over her chair

>>24511902
puke
>Mio
>Sukoya
>Haachama
>Matsuri
>Reine
piss
>Matsuri
>Mio
>Marine
>Gura
>Shion

>>24532451
Her, Ollie, and Moona are the only ones that aren't bullshitting about having a big appetite. The other girls are larping.

>>24552781
Bae was in the chat, so the second option isn't likely.

>>24555211
Bae is a professional, she can multi task

>>24551474
What’s with Nijisanji and diapers?
https://youtu.be/9M_AUb5cFZQ?t=1049
https://youtu.be/ArYDNspMWXc?t=56

>>24551641
I wonder if Selen ever put fairy sized Pomu in the communal brap jar...

>>24511902
choco
>Suisei
>Coco
>Matsuri
>Moona
>Reine
brap
>Suisei
>Ange
>Haachama
>Fauna
>Reine
It's really difficult to choose just 5 for each.

>IRyS doesn't mind the smell of ammonia
https://youtu.be/87sYK-27OLQ?t=3562
>The color of "ammonia"
https://youtu.be/87sYK-27OLQ?t=13292
>IRyS: "My stomach… I kinda want to disconnect my bowels right now"
https://youtu.be/87sYK-27OLQ?t=16347

>>24558497
Selen has put almost every member of NijiEN in her stinky jar, she can't keep getting away with this

>>24557463
Gamer accessory.

>>24557463
Apex mentality, can't be the best without sharting yourself

>>24561745
>>24561839
Reminder that Nene and Korone would shit and piss on stream if you couldn't hear it
https://youtu.be/v06q2wm9Re8

>>24562194
I'm 60% sure they have done it at some point

>>24561839
>>24557463
>Selen's advice to Pomu before playing Apex was to shit in a bucket

>>24562823
you know now the real content of that jar selen carries around

>>24532451
Anon this was great. I laughed and then i got hard.

>>24559271
>brap
>Ange
good choice

>>24565002
Girls who eat fast food must have terrible gas.

>>24557463
Based

>>24565698
They do. Fast food makes you fart something fierce

>>24566033
God I want to huff some vaporized cheeseburgers.

>>24553876
>Matsuri eats hamburg steak 7 days a week
https://youtu.be/Coh-dPy5IH4

>>24565698
That's why she can't get a date.

>>24567575
Don't worry. I'll save her

>Another chuuba getting locked out of a bathroom
https://youtu.be/-BOYTKLIvPo

>Getting a fortune from Miko
https://youtu.be/3KC5W0Z58cU

brap

>>24570387
Another Niji better wet themselves again soon, it seems like everyone's living on the edge of it these days (alongside them just talking about pee a LOT).

>>24570387
Rosemi pisslock...

>>24575978
pomu said she almost pissed herself during MGS3 because an alligator scared her.
https://youtu.be/NEjhmmKKapM?t=15781

>>24577636
If only it actually happened BAKA

https://youtu.be/s88H7i4269I

More braps needed.

The only acceptable bath for Chloe
https://youtu.be/ccNwDbCx7Ho

>>24581999
Seriously why are Chloe's armpits so plump and detailed? Is she telling us to sniff them?

>>24579060
Among filth artists, horse rimming seems to be a popular subject.
Sana is flirting with some filthy art there

>>24581894
This meets the criteria
https://youtu.be/TbokzO5wHHQ

>>24584496
FUCK, I wanna be that air purifier.

>>24584496
I like Chris

>>24584496
>her fart was so bad the purifier broke
I might have to change my top 5.

>>24584496
Chris....I......

>>24584496
I need to SNIFF

>>24584496
amazing

dont get flushed yet

>>24597860
The last two threads were force killed around this many posts. Wouldn’t be shocked it it happened again.

can someone tell me what brap is?

>>24584496
Huh... she's rather likeable and charismatic. Interesting. May investigate further.

>>24600071
It's the sound of motorcross bikes goin BRRRAAAAAAAAAPP

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1527528263161376768
God I wish I was a tropical fish

>>24602608
God i hate her. I wouldn't even eat her poo. Would only lick.

>>24602629
More for me. I would devour Kiara's shit and she isn't even my oshi.

>>24600071
The sound of some old toy gun for kids.

Dump

>>24602608
Kiara could potentially be the queen of ringo.

>>24606818
I dunno, there are some contenders out there.
Especially the air purifier girl.

>>24607664
You know who the queen is, even if she denies it to the end.

Here's a question for you ringochads: when you indulge in your ringo fantasies, do you only think about the chuuba, or do you occasionally think about the roommate?
Personally, there are some rommate that I find intensely attractive, maybe even more than their respective chuubas, so I end up thinking about them.

>>24608055
I typically try to avoid roommate information as much as I can so as not to ruin the illusion. However, Rosemi awakened something in me that I thought I had disliked before

>>24608267
Explain.

>>24608401
I've told this story in an older thread before, but aside from ringo, my biggest kink is tights and footjobs. One day, I tried to combine the two and had my girlfriend at the time give me a footjob with her wet tights after peeing herself. It became uncomfortable for both of us very quickly and we never did it again, but for whatever reason, seeing Rosemi's roommate made me feel an intense desire to try it again

>>24609039
Nice story, i bet you regret not indulging in it some more now.

>Petra sprays piss everywhere
https://youtu.be/_V1Xi-P9DjI

>>24607748
True.

>>24608055
I've only seen 2 or 3 roommates and save 1 they weren't the ones i was interested in, so it's mostly the character for now.
Still trying to find the others

>>24608055
I like to leave anything I write open to imagination, so I don't really try to describe the way they (the model or the roommate) look in the bits that I do so people can feel free to imagine either or.
Personally, I usually keep the /ringo/ to the model and the lovey-dovey shit to the roommate.

>>24608055
I try to avoid roommate stuff but unfortunately some of them are really cute

>>24608055
I think about both. When my oshi talked about taking her first shit of the year back in January I couldn't help but imagine.

Finana is just like me frfr

>>24612328
This is me.
I'm mostly into sweat/smell and some ringo, sparingly.
I still use characters for ringo, but my smell bits are pivoting more toward rm if i can find them

>>24614249
If it depended on Kiara the two company would be a single one by now.

>>24610829
>Petra will never hold my dick and aim it at the toilet, completely failing and spraying my pee everywhere

>>24614770
idk man. I like this dynamic of the NijiEN girls kneeling to kiara. It's kinda hot

>>24608055
I've thought about Mori's roommate alot, when she is at a lower weight she looks really good, cute butt, would inhale those farts all day long

>>24615110
How would she react when you start getting hard from her nervous handling?

>>24616830
Even more panic and flailing around while getting it on her own face.

>>24616965
You sound like you would enjoy that immensely anon.

>>24617814
As long as she doesn't.

>>24616365
I wish I was under Kiara...

>>24613741
Who's your oshi?

>>24620912
Shion. It must have been during her first stream of the year, although I can't remember if it was behind mengen.

>>24621360
It might be mengen, since I can't find any clips. You have a good choice of oshi, I can't imagine many other holos talking openly about that.

As much as she likes to off-handedly mention scat on stream, realistically Kiara is mortified of shitting in a bathroom that has no way for her to lock the door, in a hotel room with a co-worker whom she just met for the first time. The possibility of someone else smelling her rancid stink that escaped and spread into the bedroom would be enough for her to die from embarrassment.

So there's a very good chance that Kiara's going to hold in her shit for the entire week-long vacation.

>>24392371
rumao that pic

>>24624458
That's a good point. The question is, will Kiara's toilet be able to handle seven days worth of decadent resort meals?

>>24624458
Those rooms are probably big open spaces with floor to ceiling windows for beach access.
Had they been on a regular hotel room, though...

>>24624458
Kiara will poop in the sea instead, she already puked on it. What is holding her from feeding the fishes?

>Onion vomit
https://youtu.be/0CjELwkuqWI

>>24625079
Will Kiara even be able to hold on until the end of the vacation? I doubt it.

>>24626231
gonna need the uncropped version of that pic

>>24629932
a classic

>>24630185
nice

>>24476212
Bae

>>24629903
>it’s the day before Kiara and Reine leave to return home
>Kiara thought she could make it but she’s at her limit
>she sneaks off to the hotel room thinking she can shit and return before Reine notices she’s gone
>she thinks she’s brilliant
>Reine won’t be able to open the door while she’s going and the smell will dissipate before they both return later
>she sits on the toilet and after a few farts she releases her gargantuan, 6 day load
>the smell is eye-watering
>she sighs in relief and begins to wipe
>the hotel room door flies open
>Kiara barely has time to process what is happening before the bathroom door opens in front of her
>it’s Reine
>she has too shit too
>Reine apologizes profusely
>Kiara’s eyes tear up as Reine shuts the door back
>Kiara finishes wiping
>she flushes
>the load doesn’t even budge

https://youtu.be/rcg5WOObI08

>>24629903
>inb4 Kiara does a “special” Member’s only ASMR

>>24633367
Ollie can't keep getting away with this

>Ina's new merch is takos being turned into mesh laundry bags (which are used to wash panties and tights)
what is she trying to tell us?

brraaAAPPPP

>>24392817

>>24608055
Always the roommate. Every hornypost i've ever made is about the roommate. I want to fuck them and suck their farts and drink their piss. All of them. Especially the western ones (cos all nips look the same)

Almost to the end!

>>24453022
replace all OBS mute buttons with the echo button

>>24608055
For my oshi, it’s like 75% vtuber, 25% roommate.
For everyone else, just the vtuber.

>>24656051
>polka’s roommate sweat collecting in her fat rolls, her stink slowly getting stronger as the japanese summer assaults her body after her air conditioner decided to die earlier in the week
>korone’s roommate invites you to a boxing session, you lose and your “punishment” is to become her chair and huff her farts
>koyori’s roommate wants to stream without any bathroom breaks, so you come over to drink her piss as her personal piss jug

>Chris watches women mukbang YouTubers when she's constipated to shit like crazy
https://youtu.be/_wim-tDiDIY

>>24663319
>gura's roommate has to shit, but the toilet's clogged, so she has to use my mouth instead. At least she won't have to wipe. She binged on Big Macs and Quarter Pounders 12 hours ago. You can smell the big mac sauce coming out of her pores. She's been gaming so her asscrack's sweaty.

>>24664883
>Has a poster of Mazono in her bathroom
Way to based.

>>24664883
>She stares at her Mazono Akira poster while she shits.
Gigabased.

>>24663319
>>24664991
I already jacked off twice today, don't do this to me...

>tongue fucking Gura's sweaty asscrack and swallowing her farts after a burger eating plus 4 hour Ring Fit Adventure combo stream, her asshole winking around your tongue. She pushes back so hard that she pees a little.

>>24630937
>Reine slams her ass down on the seat and quickly buries Kiara's unflushable load in a soft, steaming pile of her own waste
>finishes it off with a couple of airy farts that seep out from below her thick cheeks and spread the smell of their combined shit from wall to wall
>Kiara used most of the toilet paper so Reine only has a handful of squares to work with
>the toilet bowl's almost completely filled with their excrement and the stench is getting stronger by the second
>they leave the scene of the crime while glowing red in the face, offering a silent prayer for however has to clean that up

>>24607664
lily as well, only chuuba that canonically clogged a toilet

>>24668983
Are there really no other chuubas who openly admitted to clogging a toilet?

>>24665629
HNNG

>>24669848
>>24668983
Did you forget when Ame had to replace the entire piping?
Also, Elira mentioned that she clogs the toilet iirc.

>>24670489
Ame very likely broke her toilet, but she didn't admit to it like Lily did. I haven't heard Elira talk about clogging the toilet, only that she wouldn't want an en suite bathroom because her poop smell is strong enough to pass through the door.

Dump in the night

>>24674250
Oh what a fright
Your oshi eatin beans,
her braps stink just right

Here's hoping we make it through dead hours again. We're almost to the finish line!

All the holos whose braps I would huff: Suisei, Haato, Aqua, Shion, Ayame, Choco, Mio, Marine, Flare, Noel, Towa, Nene, Lamy, Iroha, Chloe, Koyori, Moona, Reine, Ame, Ina, Kiara, IRyS, Mumei, Fauna, Kronii and Bae.

>>24677382
If I had to choose ten: Roboco, Suisex, Mel, Noel, Marine, Nene, Lui, Risu, Moona, Kiara.

>>24677938
BTW if we're talking about roommates, that's a whole different story. Towa and Mio's roomies are pure SEX.

https://youtu.be/vyFUAQ6fdJI

https://youtu.be/YpfpL9buTXY

>>24647025
God i wish Gura would use her tail to trap me into her ass cheeks

>>24683643
I'd watch Mel piss

>>24680973
a bunch of anons here ask why chubbas aren't more into letting it rip and this clip shows why, the algorithm is going to bully you hard kek

>>24684164
Hadn't thought about that, but her tail would be pretty strong...she could keep you there as long as she wanted

>>24685795
As much as you might think you have your head screwed, there's plenty of others with plans drawn up to lock a girl in their basement and only feed her bean burritos.

>>24687968
*screwed on

>>24688010
Computer, create a six-to-one scaled copy of Mori Calliope from the virtual YouTuber agency Hololive, including all normal life functions and is otherwise identical to a living being while maintaining her animated aesthetic. The environs will primarily be that of an early 21st century modern-styled bathroom, with a refrigerator and soda fountain for refreshments. Make her severely lactose intolerant and only allow the simulation to provide milk chocolate, cheese, yogurt, milk, and butter-infused foods for her to give herself sustenance with. Give her extreme hair growth on the underside of her armpits and a pubic bush the size of a dinner plate that trails up to her belly button. Have the shower be dysfunctional and only capable of operation once every three months, but only for her. Create a very large toilet, tall and wide enough for her to be comfortably seated on, and allow for a opening for the head of a normal-sized human male to comfortably enter beneath the seat, complete with a bed rest parallel to the seat for maximum comfort and a hermetic seal to prevent any leaks from the toilet. Lock all Holodeck doors and disengage safety protocols.

>>24688478

>>24688478
kek

>>24669848
I feel like Moona will eventually admit to it

>>24640679
https://youtu.be/wiQBkIPDYJA

bdumprap

>Fauna cleaning up poop
https://youtu.be/8I_f5WQyfsI
It feels like thread activity dies down on weekends; I may wait until Monday again to start the next one after we die. Many thanks to bumpers during dead hours this past week!

>>24697987
Obviously most people are out on weekdays following girls around to sniff them.
Personally I doxxed my brap oshi and rented a home nearby. I am tunneling towards her house from my basement so that I can siphon her poop from the sewer pipe.

>>24698941
>Anon crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
>Anon - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

>>24700249
kek

>>24690776
I could see her admitting it, she already talks about shitting in her tweets/streams. Then again, maybe clogging the toilet is so routine for her that it's not worth discussing.

>>24473228
Gura won't mix it up again after Mumei demonstrates it
https://files.catbox.moe/88rndx.jpg

>>24707796
>While buried deep inside her ass, Mumei's tongue touches something soft and bitter.

Enna says its ok to sniff her as much as you want.

7 more posts to final flush...

>>24493328
It's in a half hour if you are interested.

>Matsuri drinking 4L of water a day
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1527967014807310336

>>24711934
I wonder how many times she pees?

>>24392705
God I wish there were me

>>24697987
Good call, giving 2-3 days between threads lets the content build up too

>>24688478
This is the future I want

>>24709505
I WILL take her up on that

https://youtu.be/TXFR_Mrby7k
>2:00:54
Mumei burp

>>24722452
If only farts slipped out as easily as burps. Cute burp though.
o7 thread

Good thread men

Another fine thread. I'm proud we got it to the flush point this time with little to no trouble.
See you next thread, lads!
o7

>>24724186
We would have the last two times if not for…you know.
I think /ringo/ is stronger than ever.