/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No schedule for Sana's stream yet.

Just can't take my mind off this sheila...

Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjBs4pKwzhU

>>24452351
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2021/watching-the-blink-of-a-star-to-size-up-asteroids-for-nasa-s-lucy-mission

The green bands are predictions for where an asteroid's shadow is predicted to pass over Northern Australia.

>>24462487
she's literally the hottest holo with this outfit
t. not a sanalite

>>24463851
She really is
Pako please...

Why does Sana have such enormous breasts?

>>24464853
why not?

>>24464853
More milk for strong, healthy children. That I will have with her.

>>24464853
sana is bIG

Why her back hort?

>>24464853
space is all about hot and supermassive things

>>24454635
Could be anything really. Pie in the sky I'd like to see her play the old Ys games with the bump combat.

>>24462487
why is sana so fuckable, holy shit

>>24466401
I blew it out

>>24467434
I think Sana could play Paper Mario 64 on NSO. Its simple enough she'll be able to understand it. Even with the badge system. I don't think Sana is quite ready for Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest yet.

>>24468187
what do you mean not ready for final fantasy? she's shown to be a giant ff7 fujo

>>24468366
ff7 was the original persona 5, none of its stans actually played the thing

>Sana thread when there's no streams or twitter updates
I love Sana

>>24468478
>none of its stans actually played the thing
That's a bold assumption. FF7 came out at a time where the only people excited were the people that were going to play it. There were just enough of us by that point, who had started on SoM FF3(6) CT and so on, making enough noise to get the normies curious. And so from there it became a lot of people's first JRPG.

>>24469593
Not to mention there was no other way to experience it other than playing it. Lets Plays and an anime for it didn't exist, nor did it get exposure from being in Smash.

Final Fantasy VII is on Steam and Switch I guess. Switch port is pretty good.

Considering Sana still hasn't beat Metroid Dread, a notoriously short game, I don't think a JRPG is suitable for her.

>>24470605
Sana can cut down a lot of stream time by grinding off-stream.

>>24470605
Sana hasn't even beaten the new Kirby yet and she's supposedly a huge Kirby fan. I don't think she likes to stream.

>>24470605
Dread is as long as any average Metroid. I remember at one point it felt like it took me longer to beat Super Metroid than Chrono Trigger because I spent so much time getting lost.

>>24470786
um
https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1519857871949033473/photo/1

To be fair though a lot of people did bounce right off of FF7's combat system because it was more complicated than in previous games

Also grinding for AP sucked so much

>>24462487
no hate but why do you guys simp for this girl? She clearly doesn't like streaming and doesn't care about her fans enough to do schedules or member streams.

>>24470805
Basically, Hollow Knight was so fucking long for a Metroidvania that it gave everyone a twisted perception of how long a Metroid game is supposed to be and now people think Dread is "notoriously short" when it's just the usual for Metroid.

>>24471256
What's also annoying is when people like those so-called journalists would consider the idea of getting lost in Metroid as indicative of "poor design" when that's literally one of the ideas of the genre. The journey is really meant to be as long as it takes for you to find your way through.

The original Metroid is pretty jank, but it's also pure to the formula where back then they expected the player to get so lost that they recommended them to map out their routes on paper.

https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1526777115143614464
What did she mean by this?

fungus status?

>>24474128
She's proud that papa pako is learning how to meme

>>24470897
Don't mind him, probably just some tourist trying to stir shit without even knowing anything

>>24474128
>>24474199
What would a horse song be like?
gangnam style?

>>24475564
Weebl's "look at my horse" song would probably blow pako's mind

Finally canceled my membership
I hope her birthday merch is nice

>>24477133
I just bought two memberships

>>24478565
Cool
I'd rather support her through merch since member stuff kinda died

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT

>>24478565
I bet you don't even have one.

>>24471111
Sunk cost, the way she neglects her fanbase is frustrating me. It’s been 4 months since her last members stream. When she took nearly a month off early on, I gave her the benefit of the doubt going forward but she is finding more excuses to not stream. It’s hard to get excited for Sana when she is putting in minimal effort. I love hololive and Sana but she doesn’t reciprocate that same love back.

>>24469593
>That's a bold assumption
Sana said she was a huge Kirby fan and hasn't even played most of the games. I wouldn't be surprised if she never played Kirby 64.

>>24462487
Okay we know Sana needs rape correction but which holo should do it for us?

>>24477133
>>24478665
>>24471111
ogey

>>24478801
Sorry I guess I shouldn't have mentioned the former since it hurts people's feelings

>>24478621
It's always the new IPs doing it too
Repeating the same tired complaints as if we haven't talked about it in detail already

>previous thread up for a few days before archive
>new thread immediatly

I love this broke back marshmallow

>>24478744
I don't know what that has to do with FF7, but as far as Kirby goes, Sana's already streamed 3 Kirby games and finished two, so that's a nice run.

Back when Kirby 64 came out most Kirby fans hadn't played more than SuperStar since a lot of people missed Adventure and didn't own a Gameboy, so you could say that makes Sana a bigger Kirby fan than most of those kids were back in the 90's.

I can still remember having to explain to my little cousins that Kirby wasn't a Pokemon when we'd play Smash64. Kirby actually got kinda obscure for a minute there.

>>24479884
I have free time so why not
When I'm super busy I let the others make the threads and they don't seem to make new ones immediately after the previous thread gets archived
Also I miss Sanner, hope she's feeling better

>>24480655
Love sanner

>>24468187
I think Sana would have fun with Mario RPG.

>>24478759
Miko

>>24478759
It's a huge burden for any of my beloved Hololive members to bear
I'll do it myself

>>24478759
>>24485243
No Anon, we can only allow ourselves to perform consensual impregnations. It's what makes us better than the dinosaurs.

should sana wear shoes?

>>24494818
Yeah, me

>>24494818
No

>>24494818
yes, footfags deserve the rope

>>24495247
heh, loafers

>>24495737

I HATE THE ANTI-SPACE!!!

>>24495247
those unironically look great for stuffing with cheese

>>24495664
the rope of appreciation

>>24490195
We need more INAsanaty

>>24498280
That'd be nice

>>24498280
I'm surprised Ina hasn't dragged her into a drawing collab yet

>>24502343
I'm suprised Ina hasn't dragged her into anything, desu. Their only 1 on 1 collab was that bunny game when the collab ban lifted right?

/vtwbg/
We need to design a dog-like mech-suit to fit bread dogs. Anyone interested?

>>24505071
oh that sounds like fun if I only had more time.

>>24505346
/vtwbg/
I can see about doing a base outline. The other thread wants Warframe dogs. Fuck that. I want either a bread box or a toaster.

>>24469092
If we had to wait for her to stream there wouldn't be any threads ever

I'm sure someone can do a better job than I can.

>>24479884
>Sanalites climb broke back marshmellow mountain
>through multiple trials and tribulations they learn to find true love (and endless circlejerking) amongst themselves

>>24497613
squish squish squish squish

>>24507446
Hope you're enjoying your stay

>>24508842
I like it
>emergency eject seat spits them out like toast

>>24503277
Neither of them like doing what's expected of them nor feeding rrats so they try to not have their previous friendship influence what they do.
Furthermore, Sana doesn't want to be pigeonholed as "the art one", either because Ina is already that and see above, or because she sees streaming as something fun to do with chat and doesn't want to bring her work into it.

>>24509016
Its just a rough idea. I could go with the armored bread dog design. But to be honest I like the idea of bread dogs piloting mechs.

At least sana doesn't do yuribait

>>24508842
hey that kinda reminds me of those Robo dogs from Rescue Rangers

bread dog stream hopefully soon

>>24503277
There was the pokemon collab where Sana got her shiny fug, too

We got treated to Ina's Feebas song in the shiny hunt I think.

>>24514468
>>24517796
oh yeah that's right.
Pokemon arc was kind of a blur honestly since there was so much.

sanananananana

would you listen to sana back therapy stream?

>>24521714
Gladly, though I'd really accept anything at this point. I need more of this space baby in my life!

>>24521714
>Chiropractic ASMR stream ft. Chip cronches and fosters slurps

Im hard thinking about it

Horsehead karaoke when? Singing a bunch of barnyard singalongs?

Luv the space bogan, bros...

>>24509193
Watch streams. She's been baiting hard with Kronii the past few streams.

>could literally crush the world with one hand

How to bread dogs survive headpats?

>>24531157
and then Kronii is completely clueless and gets everyone to turn on her

>>24533941
We're squishy and reform back to our original shapes

>>24533941
Bread dogs have limiters too, implying we're bigger than the Earth too

>>24534181
Bread dog plushies/stress ball merch for sanner birthday

sananananananana

i love sana!

Miss sanner

>>24543487
pakochama...

>>24541341
San-chama-chama

>>24537340
would it be better to have soft plushie bread dogs, or rubber stretchy bread dogs?

>>24540067

>>24545130
I don't know who this guy is and why he's associated with Sana.

>>24545349
It's some forced meme

>>24545349
After that nijiEN discord leak happened a while back, this guy, Fulgur Ovid, who was shitting on Council the most, and is coincidentally the least subscribed nijiEN, was shipped by some shitposters with sana, the smallest holoEN. I think the ship is called Blacksheep or something, and a thread about it pops up once in a blue moon.

>>24545632
so its a ship for dramafag catalog dwellers?

>>24545632
>smallest holoEN
?

>>24545663
more of a ship of the least popular members of each company.

Imagine if sana farted on our planet and destroyed our atmosphere with colossal amounts of her methane emissions.
I would cum so many times before I asphyxiated.

>>24545349
>>24545399
>>24545632
>>24545663
Don't disrespect her husband

>>24545812
Surely that amount of methane would instantly ignite and burn the planet. Horny posting is fine but we are a thread of science here

>>24546126
Shit. Gonna need to get off quickly.

>>24546126
Do we wanna dig into the maths behind this? We are a thread of science after all...

>>24545737
by people who probably watch neither

>>24546424
Speaking of maths...
>>10041645
>>10041766
>>10042195
>>10042321
>>10043584
>>10043633
>>10044150

Sanananananana

I miss her

>>24545632
Man, I'm glad I don't bother to follow the rest of the board.

>had a dream that I was DMing back and forth with Sana because she liked me enough that she wanted to be friends with me

>>24555022
That's sweet

>>24555828
I felt like I was the most important person in the entire world, it was such an insane feeling to be able to talk one on one with Sana.
I never remember my dreams but I'm pretty sure it was during a stream too - I was commenting, making jokes, giving her feedback etc and she'd reply back to me in our DM so it felt like a forbidden little tryst where I was her most important Sanalite with VIP backstage access. Almost makes me feel guilty but I want to be important to Sana, I want to be her actual friend.

I just feel irrationally angry right now and I don’t know what to do
I wonder what Sana would do

>>24558444
>I wonder what Sana would do
Destroy

>>24521714
>chiropractic

I'd be sad if one of those streams turn out to be Sana becoming paraplegic stream.

>>24521714
I wish I could give Sana deep tissue back massages...

SANNER TOMORROW

>>24561780
Nah, maybe like four days after Kirby gets added

>>24561780
>on a friday night
fuckin nice

>>24561780
>Kirby 64
Yes but Metroid bread dogs...

>>24559747
I too would like to squish all my problems between my fingertips

>>24561972
I still haven't drawn mine so this works for me

>>24561972
sorry, all future non-kirby streams have been cancelled indefinitely
back hort prs undastand

>>24564539
We need to force Nintendo to make more Kirby games so Sana can stream more

>>24564734
nintendo should send her a 3ds capture device desu

>>24551603
What happened to her Jupiter in this drawing?

>>24565037
She got pulled aside for public indecency at the beach and had to shrink them

>>24564734
>make more Kirby games
There are tons she can play on Switch. She just....doesn't.

>no tweet about upcoming stream
getting real sick of this shit sanners

I will always love Sana no matter what.

>>24565836
but being an anti is more fun!

>>24554527
All the 3rd worlders are also on /pol/ now, so the zoo mokey exhibit lost its novelty

>>24566226
No, I could anti other girls but Sana is too pure and sweet to have negative thoughts or feelings.

>>24567854
When she's gone I'm always tempted to go anti but then when she comes back I just like hearing her voice.
She seriously just needs some love taps from management or something get herself organized again.
If I could 1 on 1 talk to her like Anon did in his dream I would totally want to dialogue about it.

Fuck! I'm going to be out of town tomorrow.

https://youtu.be/dmHmjrVAyAE
https://youtu.be/dmHmjrVAyAE
https://youtu.be/dmHmjrVAyAE
Frame up

>>24572198
>it's yet another "Sana streams in the middle of my shift" episode
I hate reruns. I can watch it on mute but it's just not the same.

>>24572459
imagine not being neet masterrace

>>24572907
like if that's where you want to be in life then that's fine, I'm not

>>24569813
>see usually I typically harass streamers, being an anti as people call it, but for you, I made an exception, all I'm saying is that I have your wellbeing at heart, now here are my proposals

well that will go over well

>>24572459
at least there's a warning this time. usually I just get home, check my sub box, and see I missed her without ever knowing she was on.

sanner.....

Two minutes until a rocket launch at Cape Canaveral, if you're interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg

>>24577569
I missed the launch but I'm glad that it's going well.

>>24572459
I'm going to be out of town tomorrow. So I too am condemned to VOD hell.

>>24572459
It's towards the end of my shift
I work from home so I'm going to watch it while I work, even though I know I'm going to be busy and super stressed tomorrow. I think Sana's comforting voice and energetic but soothing personality is going to be what I need to get through the day. I'm definitely going to take one of my breaks during the stream

I've been watching Usui

Super cute that she got Boeing livery on her outfit for the launch

>>24574450
I don't use Discord phrasing in the real world, so I think we could have a good conversation if she was open to the feedback.

2:00 AM JST... Sanners plz

Stream soon?

>>24584071
slownalite...

>>24584282
No I meant I wonder if she's gonna reschedule the stream to an earlier time

>>24588362
Should Sana and Fauna be on break or are they part of the "service"?

>>24588558
How else am I gonna eat? I'm not feeding myself

>>24588362
>MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
>SLUUUUUUUUURP

>>24588362
>Pinky extended
>Soft cookie
based

>>24588790
>jawbreaker/gobstopper planet ASMR

>>24588790
Need more sana asmr, idc how shit it sounds or unrelaxing i need the cronch

Sanaaaaaa
Proper schedule onegaiiiiii

>mfw watching sanner stream

sananananananana

sananananananananananana

Sanner stream later, yay

>>24602521
Stream and InaSanaty love shortly after.

>>24604069
>InaSanaty love shortly after
Is there a planned collab?
Or just something for Ina's birthday? (call-in, etc.)

>>24462487
Uohhh sananana

sananananananananananananana

30 minutes to page 9? I thought these were dead hours

>>24608765
nigga it's friday night in SEA

>>24608765
The Nijis got some Yab chain going on now

>you will never hump the sana world tree

I love Sana so much it's almost painful!

>>24611545
Proof?

>>24470805
It’s impossible to get lost in dread

>>24613177
I used to think it was impossible to get hopelessly lost in Super, but then I discovered /v/
and now I've realized nothing is impossible.